Dawkins edition
saw lots of them outside today
>>221996357dick dawkins believes in the AI god though
>>221996357he's fallen in love with a robot recently dawkins
already sounds like teddy. you just have to change the line about the dad on the settee
No rorke, they're medication for depression not "zog mind control pills"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcJdw73PYF8fuck sake ally sub edish
>>221996357Godoids were raging about those buses for years afterwards.
>>221996383atheists?
>can I get a F in the chat for some random blokes dog that may or may not even exist??Grow up faggot this isn’t YouTube comments
>>221996404I need it vocaroos mate
>>221996357the entire new atheism era was so embarrassing, religion had long been dead and just existed as pretty buildings and cultural traditions then some posho wankers went on a big moan as if they were big dangerous rebels.
Nietzsche spoke about this
>>221996397>I call her Claudia
>>221996357The injunction to experience pleasure (and thereby consume)
>>221996419Yeah 4chan is for hard nuts who post anime pictures and discuss how scared they are of brown people
Why can't the lower class just be normal?
>>221996419Miserable little runt you are
>>221996454poor diets mostly
>>221996453I don't post anime pictures and I'm scared of everybody
>>221996418yes. maybe there was a local meeting taking place
>>221996419Drop a like if you agree!
Has anyone here take doxycycline before? I was prescribed it for Follicultis.Did it cause constipation?I'm panicking this has fucked my gut health up. I've never once had constipation before.From what I've read it
>>221996453That’s him done up like a kipper
feels like a restless leg syndrome kind of night
that's me been done
>>221996490Have you tried Keto shampoo?
>>221996499made up woman malady
>>221996489
days going by a bit too quickly as of late
I'm sick of them. Destroy the lower class.
>hung up the phone accidentally with the tax officegrimoly
>>221996490>>221996507or cream
Want to kill myself and die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLIrorke screaming and stomping his feet to this
>>221996453scr
>>221996507>>221996529Like, putting the shampoo on my food? Or putting the cream in my hair?
>>221996461Sorry I don’t care about your mates dead dog mate sorry
>>221996357Wow I'm glad that's cleared up then, I'll stop worrying.
this is how women should be treated
The hard times have only just begun
Want to kill myself and live
>>221996535well don't
>>221996170smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
GET RID OF THEM ALL
>>221996490no I used an anti dandruff shampoo on mine at chatgpts recommendation and it went away
>>221996539it is a choon
want to rape my own arse
arse raping my own arse with my arse
>>221996438It's one of those topics that you have to wonder how it will be written in the history books of future centuries, because it was very much a thing whose motivations and intelligibility are tied to a specific time and cultural context which have been blasted past, and it's something that's being sidelined or rewritten by the history-writing class so as not to be a specific "moment" of its own.
>>221996523Go on then. Go destroy the frogposters. YOU WON'T
>>221996556Apology accepted but try to be nicer in the future
>>221996560Dad has Alzheimer's and my dog is 14 years oldJust know they're both going to go soon
Henry's been absolutely dine here to be fairhttps://streamable.com/u9yvv4
You couldn’t even give me 5 good reasons to move to your country lol
>>221996507I was prescribed that as wellMy doxycycline is supposed to last 12 weeks and I'm panicking now as I don't know what to do
>>221996555
>>221996559>house of gord
talking menthol elves with ChatGPT now, crazy how I just don't need to bother with NHS therapists any more when I can get an instant answer of the same calibre from a chatbot
>>221996556You should care about all dogs, they're our best friends (though you're probably a degenerate catlover who wanks off to scat and cuts cheap coke with baby powder to impress his middle management cunt ''friends'')
FUCKS SAKE STOP POSTING WEBMS WHEN THEY WONT OPEN AND PLAY
Wish I was normal and not a spacker freak
>>221996618Talk to that chatbot instead of boring us
>>221996614scream
>>221996559got to wonder how a conversation like this even begins
>>221996625Turn your phone off and on
>>221996604>I was prescribed that as wellTry that for a while, never heard the other drug or thing you mentioned. Is it severe? where is it on your face or head? or body?
>>221996618Not the same as receiving empathy and compassion from a human though, is it?
>>221996559This isn't hot to watch, but I can see why it'd be fun to do with a girl. Having the power over them but not exercising it fully. Leaving her for five minutes the first time, three hours the next. Going out and letting her hear you lock the door. Something about being a benevolent master is arousing
>>221996648My back
>>221996625
>>221996614He’s an Englishman who moved to the US to pursue his porn career :)
>>221996627ktim
wish i could die of cancer so everyone would automatically think well of me
>>221996659My pussy and my crack
>>221996535so? try it and I'll kill you myself bastard fuck
>>221996665totally justified desu
>>221996659>>221996676crem
>>221996599>I've been stabbed>I don't think you have mateI'm rorkin out right now
>>221996650need this but gay
>>221996650m8
just been called a pet gremlin troll
>>221996649right but having instant feedback vs. self-referring yourself to a mental health service where you wait four weeks for one call to schedule a first appointment in ten months
>>221996599Why the fuck is he outside their house? Did the drag him there?
>>221996650nigga how is that benevolent
>>221996665Me in the red putting myself out there
>>221996559how am i supposed to wank to this?
>>221996650For me it's going to Benidorm for two weeks and forgetting to let her out
my biggest fear is being trapped between two huge mattresses
dont want a gf because ive got a small penis
leftypol falling down the sex hole in his dad's living room
>>221996665no need really
isn't it weird how an austrian and a german guy both decided to keep some girl locked in their houses for years on end sir joseph fritzl and i forgot the name of the other one
>>221996715why
>>221996731become the gf
can't stop eating because I'm fat gay and depressed
>>221996715don't sit between your mum and auntie next time they're watching the loose women talk about fanny pads then
>Police allowed for Digwa to meet his brother. In a covertly recorded conversation in Punjabi, the brother advised him to claim self-defence.>Digwa received a sentence of life imprisonment.done him
>>221996659Try the keto cream first because it's milder I assume. For the first time ever I had a little bit of dandruff this year and bought a 2% ketonazole shampoo, used it twice and the dandruff was gone, shit is pretty good. Wish I had bought the small bottle cause it cost me 23 Euros but at least it worked.
>>221996738hitler
howling
put rorke in the milking machine
>>221996750'That's for cheating at Kerplunk in 1999'
>>221996731That's never stopped me
>>221996758Can't believe he couldn't remember Hitler ffs embarrassing really
nth for the baddiedem
saw a fat girl trying to climb a fence yesterday her friends looked so stressed. The worst kind of fat is realising you can no longer do things you could when you were less fat. That's when the weight hits you. The numbers never mean anything but climb a fence, go up 2 flights of stairs, fearing the sun as an enemy. That's the fat.
need to find her daughter NOW
me when i've been stabbed and currently bleeding out>I've been stabbed, phone an ambulance.
>>221996768Sounds like a great idea and should have the pics posted online
>>221996768Fucking hell I wondered if people would start identifying as animals next, what the fuck is a therian?
how embarrassing is it to have my best friend and closest friend be my brother? Would that give a girl the ick?
>>221996762corrrrrrr 'tex
>>221996790ktwbmiiws
>>221996800>I wondered if people would start identifying as animals next
>At least 2,300 football 'thugs' banned from the World Cup by the UK as part of crackdown on violent behavior
>>221996812My dad was my best friend
>>221996812Nah that's based. If she doesn't like it, fuck her off
>>221996790alri finbar
>>221996790Not buying it mate *locks you up*
>>221996768I'm so fucking glad I'm never going to have kids in this age of being proud of your disgusting perversions. That being said it's the parents fault for letting a fucking 11 year old have unfettered access to the internet. That being said it's a made up post to gather reddit karma.
Broeth before hoeth
>ten more days until the World CupOh aye x
Once again, I do it for she
>>221996699I think that actually isn't his house, but the bro tier sikh called his parents and they arrived to help him cover it up, and the bloke at the door is a resident of one of the HMO
>>221996778dead now of course
what prevents atheists from offing themselveswhy not just end it now if the end result is the same
>>221996812aint got no mates meDon't consider my brother a friend either since family is a different category and I'll always have to deal with that wanker
>>221996800Tumblr Furries just come up with new names all the time
>>221996837got us in Group L. it not right x
>>221996852I'll let you know when I find out
why do parents not care about what their kids do on the internetmine just let me have free reign when i was old enough to use a computerbad idea!
>>221996837We'll do shit, who cares
why have Wales not announced their World Cup squad yet? They’re going to miss the cut off!
>>221996812that's nice. i think it's rare for brothers to be really good friends unless they are twins.
struggling to accept the inevitability and finality of death
>>221996778I love how sweaty fat people get when it’s hot out. Was stood next to a fatso on the tube the other day, and when he got off there was a little puddle where he’d been standing of all the sweat that had dripped off his fat head
>>221996882probably trying to find a many africans to put into the squad that will ultimately perform poorly
>FriendliesEngland 2-1 New ZealandEngland 2-0 Costa Rica>Group StageEngland 1-1 CroatiaEngland 1-1 GhanaEngland 2-1 Panama
>>221996852Because I enjoy my life? What a weird question
>>221996875stay alive please
>>221996812got no mates me i did have once but I have an avoidant personality so never put effort in so now I'll spend the next 50 years alone
>>221996894Embrace it mate, it'll be comfy
>A British woman has died after falling from a mountain while hiking in the Pyrenees near the Spain-France border.
>>221996917No you don't, be quiet
my bum is out x
>>221996852>his brain isn't capable of figuring out a point to life without depending on the mythology of an imaginary sky wizardLol. Lmao even.
>>221996932hopefully a she-jock
me? im a radicial feminist
>>221996906Saw a video from Ghana one time and they were cooking a goat over a burning car tires fire.
>>221996901It was a joke…They didn’t qualify
KTIM!
>>221996852They fear death
>>221996906why the fuck are we playing friendlies on the same month as the World Cup? woke gone mad
>>221996924Big ask
>>221996952this except god instead of a mythology of an imaginary sky wizard
>>221996852why off yourself now when the end result in the same?
>>221996960probably because of all the africans in the squad
>>221996800im a pregnant therianalso weirdly i feel like this therian stuff is more known in the spanish speaking world i remember finding some famous therian spanish girl on youtube before
in fairness he didn't look very stabbed
>>221996961Had the Hitler youth haircutMaybe digwa wasn’t lying about the racism (not that that makes the stabbing justified)
>>221996906England will clart all those teams Croatia the toughest
I'm a therianI'm a pregnant therianI'm a therianIn new yoooooork
>>221996947Quite ironic really because my willy is out,,, what are we going to do with this information? ;-)
Im a rorke in a leftypol body
>>221997006sc
>>221997000if he was stabbed how is he walking calmly into a lift then
>>221996986They have like 2 or 3 I think it’s not like England
>A woman has died and a man is in a critical condition after they tried to rescue their pet dog from the sea.>Police said the man, also in his 60s, remained in critical in hospital after the incident near Fleetwood Beach Cafe, while the dog was recovered "safe and well".imagine dying for a worthless retarded animal
>>221997006kek
>>221997019Important to never lose your cool, cortisol levels must always be low no matter the situation
>>221996961i'm just saying he was probably defnitely racist the police took one look at him and thought the same
rorke finally got george floyd'd and he's crying about it. not so funny now rorke is it
Sir Stabbed? Me?
>>221996906in classic England fashion, it will be an easy with against Croatia, a soulless 0-0 draw against Ghana, and a oddly nervous win against Panama
>>221996985cuz life's a bit grim most of the time innit
>>221996876Yeah I was just left to my own devices, I think my dad just didn't give a shit and my mum was too stupid to understand what was there. Tbf it was back in the early 00s but you better believe I was googling up naked pictures of misty from pokemon and typing in 'big boobs' and 'naked ladies' into yahoo search.
>>221997028scr imagine picking up some dumb mutts shite every day then it gets you and your missus killed
Sir Pum Pum
>>221997028white people when a dog runs away: nooo my living sex doll bring it back!!!! bring it back!!!!
>>221997028ugly soulkill your self
peed my pants thrice at secondary school
no men's mental health round-table /brit/ discussion podcast this evening :(
>wants to be French>does it and becomes French
>>221997042Rorkes dad
Six people were stabbed and 24 arrests were made at Arsenal's victory celebrations in north London, the Metropolitan Police has said.
>>221997068>>221997072
disregard mental health. acquire mental wealth
>>221997073shat me own pants at spring camp while hiking with the whole class - 3rd grade
why do 4chan incels hate dogs now
might disregard my life
Let’s be honest, the little scrote probably was being racist, wasn’t he? Probably called him a paki or something to make his mates laugh. Not saying he should have been stabbed but do we really need to mourn him? This is like Jay Slater all over again.
>>221997102contrarianism
for me it was alta vista
>>221997085alri tommy
carmongs be like: that looks great get it built!
england needs to have the world cup rigged for them to prove that diversity is a good thing
Business with a capital $
>>221997102they stink, slobber and domt leave you alone
>>221997101i want my money back from onecoin btw
yeah weed is better than booze 100%
>>221996599right well all the copes regarding this were a load of wank weren't they
>>221997132we already won the world cup with an actually english team
>>221997139miss are alan
mental how I have no real life experiences so a meal with my workmates or a funny /brit/ post are like a major life event when I look back over the years.. normal people are thinking about their wedding three years ago or a lads holiday last month whilst I'm sat here chortling at a wog joke some cunt made on /pol/ in 2014 lol
>>221997110I saw Jay Slater mentioned here the other day, I'm guessing /brit/ thought it was significant
>>221997139wonder what al is up to these days
>>221997142excuse me?
Being racist is worse than being a murderer
>>221997149fucking shit roar screaming THIS IS ME
>>221997102it's about having sense. if these thickos really liked dogs they'd learn a thing or two about them . if a dog jumps in the sea, an experienced dog owner stays calm and fully expects to swim to the other side of the harbour and shake its fur like nothing happened. only a retard would treat it like losing their first born
>>221997148Who is he
>>221997149There's only a difference if you think there is
feelign sad
yanks be like yeah we call them railrods cos theyre roads for trainsfuck off just fuck off
the deadlift sesh
>>221997147it needs to "come home" to justify the nogs
>>221997191only about 6 years removed from when he was popular
>>221997188FREE MY NIGGA
>>221997181same, I hate this
>>221997149psianf this is me all over. wont have anything to talk about at my next social event the work christmas do except stuff from previous christmas dos
uni games society later this weekwe haven't had a session in a whilegirl I like didn't come for the last few last termshe probably won't come for this one so I'll never see her againshould I message her to ask her to come?I only have her number from the group chat where she's only sent one messagewe always used to sit on the same table and she would smile at me and laugh at my jokes
strange how his name was nowak with a v sound. not very indigenous
the new Manchester Metropolitan University library
>>221997191Let me guess Rorke is absolutely pressed over this isn’t he?
right rorke if there was no immigration then who would miss the bloody penalties you horrid wankbastard
mad what theyve done to south africa and rhodesia
>>221997181>>221997223cheer up mates:)
Can't connect with anyone and I feel out of place around others
>>221997192that's so fucked
>>221997232not that strange is it he has some polish heritage
>>221997188>>221997208Rorke.Star.Vibes.
>>221997228nah dont bother just become like the bitter uncs here who never tried
>>221997236less storage space than my SSD
>>221996755I'm gonna stop taking the doxycycline and call my doctor tomorrowI'm panicking this has fucked my gut health up
can't beat a bit of geowizard
>>221997260Heritage implies something you’d be proud of
>>221997264Is this where the bumming happens
holy peng
>>221997058Change your life, go on a wonder, chat to people, you literally have nothing to lose.
showered, in bed, bum outx
>>221997267google gemini said I shouldn't too
>>221997228Of course you should
>>221997143Expect you're young. Everyone ages out of weed whereas booze has staying power.
>>221996599GrimThis shit is like the manchester rapist, bloke who nearly got raped beat the guy up and escaped, went to get the police and when they saw a foreigner beat up they decided to arrest the near-rape victim instead
>>221997296it took so long to build when it was done spanish people had become post christian libs
remember darius vassell
>>221997264>starring Nicholas Lyndhurst as Rivers Cuomo
>>221997296gaudi had a fish fetish . this is like the little castle in every fish tank
>>221997239there's lots of other foreigns in the game most people just think it's weird they put a flash in the pan tiktok nigga in the game same with jacksepticeye and shroud
>>221997296gf used to rent a flat right down the street from that. never got tired of looking at it, it’s so cool
>>221997322those chunky goals and black netting were kinothe balls were better too
>>221997314my dad grows weed and doesn't drink much
>>221997282I'm just reading it's an antibiotic, did the doctor tell you to take with probiotics? If not it's a shit doctor, should have bought some kefir or good organic yogurt (full fat). I'm surprised the doctor didn't start with something mild and went straight to hard antibiotic - that shit can fuck you up.
>>221997168IS THAT AN AXOLOTL
what internet provider do you lads use? I use virgin broadband because i am a virgin on the internet so i should use virgin internet
cheesy michael open up the door
>>221997375>I use virgin broadband because i am a virgin on the internetSame x
good post that, but not worth a (You)
Nowak: "I've been stabbed"Officer: "I don't think you have mate"
>>221997372I think is a Gecko
>>221997369>did the doctor tell you to take with probiotics?No :(I've bought Kefir today, first time I ever had itMade me fart a bit, is that good?I've taken Doxycycline for 11 days, am I fucked? Will I recover?
>>221997283i like the one where he wades through a disgusting river
>>221997350lmao
>>221997375I use Sky because I'm reaching for the stars
>>221997350what
Calling it half time with my very excellent carlsberg 4.8% premium export larger
casa batllo is like where the little mermaid lives except with more bellend imagery and they charge you 30 euros for an augmented reality thing that shows you little fish swimming around the room .
>>221997424good post
>>221997322i remember when david batty missedi'm OLD
>>221997350REALLY wish people wouldn't give this slag any sort of screen time
>>221997350what does the bibke say about this
>>221997375bell because i'm a bellend
might move to Oregon
>>221997296sadly ww1 and its outcome robbed the world of art deco cathedrals
>>the bibke
i use freeview because it's free to view things haha
>>221996599the british state is actively working towards replacing the native population
yhe bibke
>the bibke
>>221996357Atheist bus edish
>>221997409>I've bought Kefir today, first time I ever had it>Made me fart a bit, is that good?Good lad, just buy the plane one with no sugar or added flavours. >I've taken Doxycycline for 11 days, am I fucked? Will I recover?You are probably not fucked, I'm not sure how strong it is but if you have issues call the doctor and say you can't tolerate it, ask him if there's a cream or something, try the keto cream.Is it at least helping, how long do you have to take it?
>>221997375Starlink chad here
wish i had a proper job. doing gay little spreadsheets all day isn't a man's job
Btw the police at the scene of Novak's death will get zero repercussions for their unprofessionalism Great stuff
imagine going into work the day after audio and bodycam footage of you being shit at your job has just been realised to the public
reckon a world created by an omni-potent-benevolent-present-scient god would look a bit different
just remembered this
I don't know how to make a spreadsheet
>>221997375I too use virgin as I am a virgin, also because it's the fastest I can get
>>221997486Wish I had your job, would listen to audio books all day long and fill my spare time with poetry, art, and theory
>>221997445fucks sake we’ll be seeing that typo+bradley for a while now
>>221996618proves therapy is all bollocks
>>221997350Disgraceful that LBC and the like give this horrible piece of work airtime they should be fucking sanction by ofcom. How is this not promoting pornography to kids? LBC is a daytime radio show it’s not some late night thing fucking disgraceful
>>221997501They should all be deported to a very remote island with no food or water
>>221997501they were obviously brown themselves so the rorkes would riot
>>221997510no this is the best we can possibly do
>>221997350
isnt spreadsheets jobs using your brain
>>221997519Get chatgpt on it x
>>221997536Highly doubt any children listen to LBC you spaz
>>221997243maybe tomorrow mate :(
New>>221997550
>>221997482>, I'm not sure how strong it is but if you have issues call the doctor and say you can't tolerate it, ask him if there's a cream or something, try the keto cream.It's 100mgFrom what I can tell not that strong >how long do you have to take it?3 months (fuck that)
in what kind of job do you just do spreadsheets all day
>>221997549beautiful cock bulge on her
>>221997559>>221997559>>221997559
>>221997350euthanise this cunt
>>221997486Pretend that you’re doing spreadsheets for the army and doing the pivot table well and summarising the data perfectly is key to national security
>>221997543footage has been released and it's clearly a white bloke arresting him
>>221997501doubt itthere'll be riots over this
>>221997350almost demonic, only saying almost cause we shouldn't give up hope on this doomed soul
