Spoonfulls edition
mental how lovely she is
>>222003040is that one where you stick a poo seal up your bum?
>>222003044its far too hot and its also raining which is hell we are in hell
>>222003043
>>222002764sometimes an albanian will speak the truth
>>222003075sometimes i forget that outer /int/ exists
TRUUUUAAHHHHAAAANNNS ROIIIIGHTTSSSS
there's a nip in the air, cold won't be good for my crotch either, never is
she's only 18...
>>222003093i exclusively visit it when most of /brit/ are in noddyland. there's a whole world of people out there and not a lot of them seem very happy
thomas tuchel i hate youcurse you thomas tuchel
No one joined in with me in shouting trans rights... TERF island...
>>222003144Get him the death penalty.
>>222003188do they have terfs in spaini know they're all feminist over there but do they hate tranners too
Should have brought a brollyAbsolutely hoying it down now
Emma Watson did a soil of the knickers.
was depressed about money to the point of suicidal ideation but then i had an unexpected windfall today, swings and roundabouts innitgonna go piss away my money on grog now
>>222003225no clue i don't consume anything spanish
>>222003254based
>>222003238doesnt really look that grim up north
Love worshipping and sucking on breasts.
>>222003144not on
>>222003317ktim
>>222003317>>222003388last time you sucked a breast was as an infant
>>222003396true!!!
do you think north koreans really believe all that about kim jong un
>>222003422They're too afraid of believing otherwise.
might learn to fly a plane for a laugh
/brit/ stands with the poor oppressed people of north korea, palestine and ireland
>>222003422i wonder if they've asked one of those defectors that, about the mythology they have
>>222003043shagged her few years ago
phwoar spent 3 hrs watchin' paul mcartney talk about his feud wiv michael jacksonhis michael impression is insanely good and hilarious
imagine you're actually born in north korea and you just have to live in north korea your whole lifemental
imagine shagging a north korean woman
>>222003414how do you know you Love worshipping and sucking on breasts if you've never done it?
so is the whole of /brit/ just Americans
>>222003465yeah
>>222003464i have a vivid imagination :P
>>222003424what
>>222003469Everyone consumes American media this is basically an American thread everyone here is either American or secretly loves America
>>222003465umm yeh during times when ALL THE BRITISH PEOPLE ARE ASLEEP
>>222003465yeah they come out when we're all sleepinglove em
trevor noahnot funny
>>222003465
A wretched and gangrel creature living a tortured existence.
>>222003557don't know whether to respond with rorke or ktim
>>222003565could go with "so this is rorke (i'm rorke)"
>>222003565how about something original
>>222003557so this is rorke (i'm rorke)
ai lov bad bonny
5pmtime to relax and play videogames
I bet Emma Watson does some horrible, smelly poots.
#polishlivesmatter
tate mcrae is the least sexual foid of all time
If a Rorke is proving too difficult to defeat, you can lower the difficulty setting in the /brit/ menu.
>>222003584excellent post if i may say so
>>222003601worst thing ive ever seen. a master at work
>>222003628dunno who that is
>>222003634would like to see more /brit/ tips
>>222003538Dreadfully unfunny I remember sitting at the table playing roblox or something while the family was watching one of his stand ups in the living room and it was so trashThis was his best bit from the whole set and it's still not good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CyQm3MdRzQThis guy making fun of Trevor Noah is way funnier than him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnBiBNLn2TI
>>222003648
>>222003601this nigga still doing the exact same shit jfche was doing this over soyberpunk when that released like 2020
Gonna get this for when bitches come over
Nobody:Not a soul:Some rando on /brit/: Asscrack McGee sure it a cute foid
>>222003675good post
i just know you read your own post and saw your spelling mistake and felt a bit foolish and that brings me great comfort
somebody shot a dog in my town lol
mumberg got pissy at me for borrowing her aquarius astrology mug, but then i reminded her that i'm an aquarius too so i have just as much as much right to use it as herstupid bitch is always forgetting my birthday, typical aquarius
Nobody:Not a soul:Some rando on /brit/: they done went and shot a dog in my town
not a single bladee song on thistrash
Nobody:Not a single person:Leftypol:Rorke:Bradley Walsh:Sacked Tranny:Gingerpaedo:190:Candice: Here is my hairy muff x
>Candice: Here is my hairy muff xmore of this, thanks
>>222003726roar
>>222003726she was based, need more retarded harlots like her floating through /brit/ showing off their gashes for good old fashioned attention
>>222003694mad
dont like hairy muffs. prefer them hairless and smooth
>>222003770
you tried mercenary work? it might suit you
>>222003770um
>>222003694more dogs like diss need to be shot imoout of control morons owning dangerous dogs
>>222003694based shitbull vigilante
When did you last piss your pants?
our album of the summer?
>>222003724One of the most Jewish publications to ever exist
remembering that time some homeless guy had his dogs attack a woman, the "bobbies" came to arrest him and he refused to cooperate and his dogs ended up getting shot for attacking the police
>>222003786may 2024
>>222003788
>>222003786last summerdrank 4 of the massive cans after a speed binge then went to bed sober and clean now x
lovely glass of cold brew to start the day
>>2220037862026-06-03
Bring your friends to /brit/, but don't forget to go outside /brit/ with them as well.
>>222003825>Bring your friends to /brit/bad idea
can you imagine actually showing your friends /brit/>yeah this is emmayank, he's a 40 year old virgin who has been spamming about her feces for a decade. isnt that cool?
>>222003786while in a car going from bangkok to phuket, I was about 14 at the time. I was too shy to ask to pull over so I just sat there and quietly pissed myself
ah yes, cant wait to introduce my friends to heatherpaedo, sacked tranny, ziedy, and all the other mentally ill lunatics who congregate here
Cheeeeeesy MichaelOpen up the door
cheesy michael
these epstein dickheads (mods) are blocking me from posting
I shall be taking the knowledge of my dealings with /brit/ to the grave
>>222003043>>222003066is she ok x
>>222003848Are you talking about a taxi or did the car belong to someone you knew
A well-timed Bradley can generate multiple (You)s
>his name is tim byrne, but we just call him tim or are tim>he's a mentally ill paranoid schizophrenic former actor who has been forced into a care home because of his fondness for taking his dick out and posting pictures of it online>oh, did you want to see pictures of his smeggy dick? he's posted 100,000 times on twitter, so here's just a sample
>going on holiday here next weekthats me done then
>>222003788Same as last summer for me x
>>222003874Aren’t you supposed to go on holiday to hot places in winter
>>222003863
tim hasnt posted in 13 hours. is he ok?
>>222003628she's sexy af
bradley walsh yhe binble
Mousey is a powerful foe. Don't engage him alone.
Just briefly skimmed through this thread. Perhaps we need a fresh one.
>>222003870it was a taxi, I was travelling to a wedding. I was with family friends I'd never met before hence why I was shy. I claimed I'd accidentally spilled a bottle of water on myself, then never spoke of the incident again
>>222003897kek
>>222003882um dont know haha
might join the army and become a deserter
the toil freaks will be going to toil
>>222003882why do brits go on holiday to spain in the summer
I got beef with this old man I see everyday walking my dog
>>222003788I’ve struggled to find interesting new music over the last few years. Idk if that means there’s an actual slump in the music industry, or I’m just turning into an out of touch unc
might go to africa
>>222003930why is he walking your dog?
>>222003928Because this is what most of our summer here looks like
>>222003935i hear the democratic republic of congo is beautiful this time of year
>>222003934Theres nothing good being made really.
>>222003923but you live in a deserter!
>>222003930my dog used to growl at black people if we passed them on walkies
>>222003943lovelyn
going to any pride marches this month /brit/?
>>222003956had ours last month x
>>222003943Perfect weather for toil
>>222003943>mahcnesterhi x
>>222003934nah I think the music industry is actually dying
Couldn't imagine unironically having afThink i could have a semi-ironic gf thoughPotentially even an unironic proto gf
>>222003951
>>222003943you wan owt from' shop are kid?
>>222003943that's perfect summer weatherthen go to espagna in the fall/spring when it's beach weather there
Western Sydney has by far the worst human beings in the country. May it be consumed in a nuclear fire
>>222003970
>>222003889Physiognomy of a prostitute
>>222003966I can imagine the early stages of the relationship when you're just dating, but actually living with a gf is strange to me. What the fuck do you do on an average day, just sit around watching TV and making small talk? How do you keep that up for years?
>>222003964>>222003934Just listen to the weekly for you playlist on spotifyIf you're physical media soy boys its your fault
>>222003990the white man utopia will be wa in a few decades
just when I thought racism couldn't get any more racismer
>>222003990umm why should I care what western oompa loompah should ha
>>222004003congratulations you do not have what it takes to be a normie and can now officially consider yourself a bachelor for life, welcome to the club
>>222004007WA is weird because you'd think the regional people would be nice like in other states but they're not
>>222003930hit him wit the drac nigga
i can imagine living with a woman and living through mundane life with her because i need a lady to replace my mommy
london will be the white man's safehaven in the year 2070
Yanks love saying stupid shit for replies
Tirzepatide: injected
>>222004003Yeah like instead of being alone you need to be doing things in a socially acceptable way the entire time. And also you can't hide your interests but also they will tell everybody else about your interestsBut also having one girl a shagged for a while 4 years ago made me realise i need cuddles so not sure what the fuck the solution is
>>222004005I’m not the type to buy physical records, but I like to at least download my music onto my own devices; don’t like the idea of streaming services.
none of it matters because im baldingthe only way i make it is to make 500 billion dollars and get shredded
>>222004062>Yeah like instead of being alone you need to be doing things in a socially acceptable way the entire timefucking grimmers
might rewatch cape fear (1991)
I mostly want a gf as a replacement for my friends who have essentially abandoned me. Don't think that's normal.
>>222004070kino
Every girl at the gym wants to fuck me
>>222004055on the mounjaro are you?
>>222004066Id even take 500 million at this point
get the lefty demagogues barred from enteringget the refugees deported to third countriesget the trannies banned from bathroomsget the NEETs into make-work jobsget the defense budget to 3% GDPget the Turkish barbers shut down
CHOCOLATTTTTEEEEEE get some ratatat kk kkk uh uh finna slip to the fadeaway slip to the fadeaway uh empty clip like wembanyama like gold on my wrist like yamnaya wembanyama
>>222004078i didn't care for it
got the ol jigaboo jackson on
>>222004066try finasteride/dutasteride
>>222004079Every girl in the world wants to fuck me
>>222004088Mad how anyone doubted Starmageddon
>>222004070Trashy, amateurishly shot and conceived
It's a toil day and I'm still in bed listening to Pierce the Veil and reading /brit/. What I like?
If you are having trouble getting replies, try using bait with your post.
MR STARMERLETHIMIN
>>222004117No let uncle cenk in though
>>222004099I was born with a fucked hairline. It never really began. If it went back to how it was when I was 13 I'd still be JudeLaw mode
>>222004062if the girl has genuine feelings for you she'd be willing to accept your social weirdness to a certain degree
*goes to r/ThingEnjoyers*Hey guys, about to try Thing.... what am i in for (posts picture of me holding Thing)
>checked Pitchfork to see their best new music list>they’re recommending trannard music again
>>222004117Let Ye in first
I want to count the wrinkles in Emma Watson's stink star.
>>222004149me on the right serving face
>>222004104juliette lewis was a piece of arse back in the 90s and then she got older and became a hilarious weirdo
>>222004149this is how I roll up to /brit/ on a Tuesday morning
Sneed O'Connor
Had a sensible april fools idea for the site the other day but I can't remember it
the slightly chubby zoomer lass is coming back from her week off today so I'm giving her a BIG hug
once failed an exam that i would've otherwised aced because i'd sat on the wet ground that morning and had a super itchy arse but was too embarrassed to admit it to the teacher
how can we make use of all these neets. there is plenty of animal waste already used for pig swill and no shortage of waste material for biomass so that rules those out. we could use them for pharma testing but then they might even survive. i suppose we could eat them but that still seems a waste
>>222004175Send her to me and tell her to give my penis a BIG tug.
Oh yeah it was a location feature like on X but it'd say every poster is from somewhere silly
>couldn't get to sleep until 2>woke up at 4 in a pool of my own spunk having a wet dream>woke up again at half 5 because the binmen were making a racket>time to go to toil
>>222004214such is life
>>222004190get rid of all the indians first and give the jobs to neets that indians would otherwise be doing
get the indians shagged
We could help each other get rich and never have to toil again if we wanted to. We just don't want to.
>>222004240I live with 7 indians in a househare in southall and they're honestly not so bad
>>222004240nonono we're past that point they can't be allowed to live
>>222004252Bizarre lie
>>222004252sounds like you're one of them then if you can tolerate that
>>222004252>Indian #8 here
bookmarked to watch later
>>222004190once the biomass are liquidated the neets will voluntarily enter the workforce to fill the vacant positions
8 jeets in a flat must smell like Hiroshima after the bomb
>>222004277One down, 4 billion to go.
>>222004275>1 gay zionist grifter vs 20 middle of the road libshitsfixed that
>>222004277making racist posts on the internet was she
>>222004282neets will never work. neets take pride in never working. neets would sooner starve than work.
>>222004300he's a funny character
>>222004252was born there me, ealing hospital
>>222004311only because they get no pussythe top 10% biomass females will be allocated to them as state-mandated gfs
>>222004323what year were you born?
rate the work fit lads
>>222004292This is the author. If u look north of her neck during sex you're so done
>>2220043282003Tell me if you need the name of my first pet or my mother's maiden name next x
>>222004321Candace Owens said Rubin hires 18 year old male interns and then tries to convince them they're gay and to sleep with him and his husband. He sounds revolting.
>>222004349isnt candice owens a complete retard
When the foreskin reparations come in I might buy a motorcycle
fucking hell i want to lick a vagina
>>222004368At times but i also believe she single handedly proved Erika Kirk is a psychopath who probably helped kill her husband. She looks much more normal than the other grifters like Rubin.
>>222004393kino makes me want to smoke again
>>222003601I hate backbuttonsI don't like pressing themI don't like feeling them on the back of the controllerGet them gone
I'm not gay but I think I'd rather suck a cock than lick a pussy
>>222004427right well you're gay
>>222004399>>222004427how about my hairy pooey arse instead?
>>222004393why would japs cuck themselves like this in their own adverts? they readily admit that japanese women all want BWC?
I've stopped taking doxycycline. Gonna call the GP today and tell them it's given me constipation and stomach pains.Taken it for 10 days. Hope there's no long term damage to my gut :(I had never taken antibiotics before now, are they always this awful?
no matter how many slimming drugs fat people take theyll always be spiritually fatyou can always tell when if someone was formerly fat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KnYw4EwYGc
>>222004441Take some probiotics, eat some yogurt.
>>222004441youre stomachs going to explode like a dirty poo explosion
>>222004449thank you for supporting the british music industry
>>222004393bring me back
>>222004452I'm taking KefirI'm farting a bit more now, is that good?
nnoooooo
>>222004486no kefir for kafir
>>222004481they have the same thing now just with so called vape pods inside
i used to smoke. for years actually. dunno how i did it it stunk
>go to new england>no chip shops>no middle aged men complaining about immigrants and gay people hmm
>>222004502why would i want to suck robot cock when i can suck real cock instead?
>>222004505same gonna get a pack this summer at some point before i quit the snusberg
Everyone talks up the 90s but they look a bit shit. And everyone dressed like a downs syndrome
>>222004494people get so mad when they watch an animal video and the predator eats its prey, they think wildlife is disney
>>222004508doesnt sound like youve been in new england at all>>222004536mental when you realize 99% of life dies from being eaten alive
peng
Owlberg outside my window going HOOT HOOT HOOT ffs
>>222004569ah yes shithole, USA
>>222004569LIKE A FELLA ONCE SAIDAIN'T THAT A KICK IN THE HEAD
might go start an earnest career in Vegas and moonlight as a drug kingpin shagger
headed to the first clambake of the summer this weekend. you lads want anything?
>>222004570too late for owlsprobably some yobbo
goodbye horsesim flyin over you
>>222004591YOU VILL EAT ZE SEA BUGS
>>222004613lobster is delicious
>>222004591no ew yuck
>>222004511i have no appetite for it anymore it just left me. i sometimes remember the taste and it sort of grosses me out how i did it for so long and spent so much money on it. but really the worst thing i think about smoking is that after the first mild buzz in the morning it really doesnt give you a high its just something to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2uupKeQCgMsupporting the australian music industry
>>222004691a rorkian feast
biz idea: ancestral carnivore suicide holiday destination where you can be hunted down by wolves in a forest so you can die like humans are supposed to die
>>222004691I don't understand theseBurgers are mince in a circle on bread. Just take mince, make it in a circle and put it in a oan for 10 minutes and out it on bread
>>222004691>>222004719living the dream >>222004722that's alaska
>>222004691>>222004719come on mate...
>>222004570rescued this little hooter the other day
could take or leave a gf but there would be nothing quite like having a best mate who i've known years and trust with my life
>>222004799gay
>Born Emma Charlotte Derriere Watson>15 April 1990 (age 36)when is she going to have kids?
>>222004795Is he okay
>>222004799i would die for my wife but i would kill for my brother
>>222004818dunno left him at a wildlife sanctuary
>>222004853kek this was my mate seamus. he used to go around pantsing girls too. i think he ended up becoming a lawyer. havent spoken to him in years
>>222004850They probably know what to doGlad you found him and rescued him
>>222004839scrandemic
i used to be a heterosexual like you, then i took a willy to the bum
Need an artsy black qween in my life
the public deserve to see the FULL body cam footage not a carefully edited 2 minute segment. This is a disgrace!
>>222004964i've seen footage
>>222004990What
>>222004964can only imagine what the cunt police officers said afterwards
rorke allying with leftypol to attack the police
>>222004964Should behead the diaper hat imo
cheesy micheal
>>222005007i stay noided
As we speak, the vast majority of Britroaches, who are Labour and Green voters, are laughing at the recently released Henry Nowak footage. British leftists are mocking Henry's death on social media and downplaying it and obfuscating and also defending the police for the first time in their lives.>its not the same as fentanyl floyd because [reasons]>lets wait for all the facts, the trial to be over, the sentencing to be over, the IOPC investigation to be over, etc>it was dark the police couldnt see the blood!
my favourite is lil boy
>>222005058'
tried to fall asleep there then sort of half drifted out of consciouness then suddenly shot awake and got up in a panic and my heart started racing and i started sweating. ive calmed a bit now but whats happening to me
If I held ultimate power as leader, on day #1'of my reign I would execute everyone in prison especially pedos and murderers. We would find entertaining ways to kill them too, like blowing them up with dynamite and feeding them to sharks.
>>222005088i would sit down and listen to them because thats what no one else did
>>222004795:3
right thanks to ai ive diagnosed myself with a panic attack
>>222005088if i held ultimate power i would release all rapists and murders so they would rape you to death
always found those guys that love to go on about how they would kill pedos all the time. Like yeah we all would mate but the fact you constantly need to let everyone know is a bit sus
feeling sexual >:)
I'll destroy the planet
>>222005088alri president camacho from idiocracy (2006)
me? asexual
irish niggas be like: omg a criminal! call the guards!
>>222005207better than calling 'bobby'
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHA FUCKING STJEWUUPID IRISH RETARDS PRICKS!!!
new >>222005239
seeing a lot of racism :\
>>222005178Leave it to bret to make the best reply ;)
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