The future edition
cheesy michael open up the dooroh cheesy nichael upon up the door
dealer came tru with my goodies :P
pass rhymes with arse does it you posh twat
>>222007948corrr
why are you so rude to mei'm not even posh
>>222007935Blobby you cunt what are you like?
>>222007949Yeah actually
Impressive
>>222007997Can't do good jobs like this any more because of woke
>>222007997screaming
>>222007935the skid is killing me omfg
yeah so i would kill myself if anyone found out about this but i just downloaded a record of a teams meeting, cut out all the men speaking, then wanked to my coworkers discussing marketing plans for this quarter
my life movie
>>222008057In the past I've wanked in the toilets at work after seeing fit women in the office
>>222008004>>222008042>>222008043Great stuff
>>222008092masturbation is actual mental illnessyou people are like monkeys
>>222008104Thanks Derek
>>222008111humans are monkeys thoughbeit
>>222008068I do that when I'm pushing the trolley desu. if you do it right, you can stand on the wheels a bit and drift around the corners. Some of the female staff have noticed me
>>222008080Bit quirky that haha
>>222008123Diego won't like this
>>222008111nah mate, we’re the weirdos for having self control. we’re gay or something
I'm watching Mr Blobby now and can hear the original voice hehe
>>222008137dead now of course
cheesy michael
>>222008162Oops, wrong webm
>>222008111>>222008151Low test moment
>>222008185due to woke
sick of coomers ruining threads with their soft core porn and grim masturbatory fantasiesabsolute loser behaviour
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN>The chairwoman of a prison watchdog board had inappropriate relationships with inmates and smuggled drugs into jail while comparing herself to Deliveroo, a court has heard.
>>222008185bet he'd find this funny
>>222008199Soft core is cringe
>>222008192low iq moment
>>222008199wankers have destroyed this site
>>222008213lmao
2 x barbour (short/long) waxedpatagonia torrentshellmontane alpine66 degrees north insualtedberghaus downfjalraven skogso insulatedreiss wool overcoar
>>222008215hello prosman
>>222008210women really shouldnt be allowed to work in the police or legal system should they
>>222008199>CORRR wank spaff *insert degenerate story* corr tranny cock CORR spaff cockwhy are they like this
>>222008243their minds are warped and darkened by lust
>>222008234lol that junkie is a newfag I've been on /Brit/ for years!
wow what an experience! x
>>222008252>darkest
>>222008092I do this on a daily basis. Georgia the office manager has a gigantic arse and always walks around in tight skirts. Every time I see her I end up wanking the toilet.
>>222008285you are mentally ill
I literally think about sex for literally like half the day in the summer. Something about the hot weather has me randy nonstop. Can't help being a high test red blooded male can I?
>>222008292Don't care mate peepee feel good and god will forgive me cus he made me horny
>>222008285can’t imagine being like thisare you mentally 13even at 13 i wouldn’t have done this
>>222008306are you brown by chance?
anna may
some of you really shouldn't be allowed out in publicopen the fucking nuthouses
here's a tip. once a day, give yourself a treat
>I end up wanking the toiletare some of you really telling me that you've never done this at least once at work?
>>222008309I'm in my 30s but horny like a 13 year old>>222008313Welsh. Not my fault Welsh birds are this peng, You don't get arses like this in England
>>222008339never
>>222008339no>>222008342this is beyond sad
bet you're all smelly incels who've never had an office job haha because i don't believe anyone who says they haven't wanked in the toilet at work
>>222008210Kek "prison watchdog board' Who watches the watchdogs?
>>222008243i wish they'd just say that but 90% of the time they're on about licking and sniffing arseholes insteadvery weird and common fixation in these threads
>>222008358addicts often find it hard to conceive of a life outside their addictions
>>222008364thats based though
couple of burly blokes currently changing the tyres on carberg
>>222008375I am an upstanding member of society but I have admittedly had some toilet wanks in my time. Not many, usually when I've been too hungover to function. Sometimes you just have to get it out of your system.
>>222008375ktim if i wasnt boozing i dunno what id do probably sit there and eat myself to death while watching every tv show and film ever made
CORRR wank spaff *insert degenerate story* corr tranny cock CORR spaff cock
>>222007907Lads! I've got a bloody brilliant idea! We make yet another dogshit zombie movie called 28 seconds later!
>>222008408this is half of /brit/
>>222008400same. nothing worse than going to the office and seeing so many leng ladies in slut outfits and your dick starts twitch.bathroom wank is just release from the pain
>>222008339I think you have mate
>>222008408>a gingerWhy's it always a ginger?
>>222008406I don't think that's happening at all you seem to be building some sort of narrative for unknown reasons.
gay porn burger for tea
>>222008406poles out, sikh (bro tier) in
living on the falklands sounds fucking boring
For someone who seethes with rage at us that Singaporean seems to love posting here
>>222008408post the version where he's a nonce instead, it's often more accurate
It's a new gay porn paradigm
>>222008486bro got the tommy reins
I dont even remember how it feels to be nearby a hot woman.
>>222008490lots of people on random flags pop in to do stuff like thatvery weird, never once felt like going in to another general to make snide remarks
>>222008522they wanna be us sooo bad
me? victim of performance anxiety
keir took the knee for floyd but hasn't said a word about henry. sickening
When is the referendum on moving Sikhs from bro tier to biomass tier
>>222008568he said a word but it was mostly about tackling knife crime
>>222008568>Sir Keir Starmer commented on the case in a post on X, where he said: "This an awful, shocking case. "We must end the cycle of tragedy by tackling the horror of knife crime."do your research
>>222008575move them to sis tier get them subjugated and bummed
I hate disabled people. I've got a phobia of disabled people. Imagine having disabled children. Pushing about a legless son. Doing phone calls for a deaf daughter. Bone chilling horror
yeah u'm thinking work from home was a bad idea i've been smoking weed and for the past two weeks haven't done any work other than type some shiiii into claude think sheklesberg is gonna catch on
>>222008596i dont think you have to worry about having disabled children. or children at all
>>222008486Why the long face?
>>222008596what's sad to me is that "disabled" these days 99.999999999999% of the time doesn't mean missing a leg or being blind, it means 'pression and 'xietylike our entire disabled population is just pip recipients who spend too much time on tiktok and diagnosed themselves with methol levels
>>222008596heinous goblin
Zack Polanski is the only party leader who hasn't made a statement on Henry Nowak btw
>… trying to reach the tap myself because they won't help … wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros QFs on TNT sports 1 on my tv via Sky stream in home
>>222008605Done him lmao
Alright.
>>222008626>like our entire disabled population is just pip recipients who spend too much time on tiktok and diagnosed themselves with methol levelshalf of them are /brit/ regulars
>>222008626Bore on you droll cunt
>>222008633SCREAMPOOSCREAMlmaoooooo timmy! what the fuck????BAMENURSE move the tap!!!!!
>>222008629He's learnt his lesson
I'm 190cm
>>222008642t. boo hoo i have anxiety and can't work! it's an invisible disability rorke!
>>222008629didn't go well for him last time
sieg heil fellow natsocs
>>222008678scrm
>>222008633they've battered him and then purposefully moved the tap JUST out of reach to bother him on purposeBAMEchads winning
>>222008671leng
>>222008642>drollDroll is an adjective that describes something amusing, humorous, or whimsical in an odd, eccentric, or unconventional wayfucking spastic
>>222007949Pass and parse both sound exactly the same
>>222008673Please see >>222008642
>>222008678hate that we call coke with sugar in it 'full fat coke'
>>222008686sieg heil my brother in arms
bame nurses tending to timmy be like:
>>222008699owned that illiterate snail
Imagine just getting to lie in bed getting pissed and eating and wanking over the women's tennis while fit Zimbabwean nurses give you sponge baths in your posh private care home. Tim has it absolutely made
>>222008699Please see >>222008642
>>222008717and he's still whining lmao
>>222008729That's how posh cunts like Tim are, nothing's ever enough for them they're never satisfied
Mental how discord doesn't exist.I keep reading about "discord servers" that have replaced, /brit/, 4chan etc. but they are actually all dead and nobody posts in them any more.Think the real reason the internet feels dead is people just lurk these days. Just scroll endlessly on tiktok and instagram and whatever.
>>222008714laughed
single-handedly bring down the national average iq by at least 5 points me
the bames have got the swiper
>>222008711scrootching and preuching
why is Tim the way that he is? sexually abused in childhood?
>>222008766schizophrenia can just happen to you
oriental fanny
>>222008760Was already quite low with all those nysvenskar you decided to bring into Malmo and Stockholm
>>222008766not sure, he's just mentalit's quite sad when you see his first youtube videos and he seems relatively normal compared to him at his worst
>>222008766He was normal and married with children until like 15-20 years ago then he developed schizophrenia. Just genetically unlucky, his brother also has schizophrenia he just developed it earlier because he did LSD as a teenager and it immediately triggered it
>>222008798indeed, but you’d be amazed at just how fucking stupid i am
Day 1 after I have stopped taking doxycyclineStomach still feels upset, no urge to pooThis shit is literally poison, why the fuck is it prescribed?
is gymskin the only good british streamer?
>>222008818tim lore is very deep
>>222008818no evidence of this btw
snape kills dumbledorf
>>222008842bit much
>>222008842that cake looks nice tho
>>222008787>schizophrenia can just happen to youyeah you're not really "in the clear" as a bloke until you're around 60, at any point up to that there's a chance you could just go mental in any number of ways
micia?
>>222008839yes he is, can i please have half of whatever you're getting paid to shill him?
mental how Farage seems to be more hardline on race than Lowe nowHe's explicitly saying 'white lives matter' while Lowe's just muttering on about bringing the death penalty back
>>222008843Yeah it does honestly. A lot of what we know comes from rare comments he made on his old videos during the Flat Spracklen House days or comments he made during his videos>>222008846It's all true
>>222008839there's also chizzy and snoutking, but he's got beef with techno_jizz
>>222000000
>>222007907My coworkers think I am weird >Me and my girlfriend don't argue >She doesn't send me nudes >We both respect our boundary's >We both play games together >She only gets angry if I use her credit card on video games or junk food
>>222008933>My coworkers think I am weirdyou are, you're an american posting on /brit/
Too sad about Kenny Dalglish to post proply
>>222008917>It's all trueyou say that but there is still no evidence for the claim
>>222008889why would i get paid lol*puts on madonna and shoulder drops before aura pulsing your head clean off*
>222008935
>>222008933Is she fit?
timothy james byrne fi dead
>>222008987Is he fit?
>>222008955Nor will there ever be, all lost forever with the deletion of his old YouTube videos. I'm afraid if you missed those days you'll just have to make do with the oral history passed down through Tim lore experts like myself, take it or leave it
Black poo
organic food should be the standard you should have to advertise pesticide ridden shite then we'd get better quality
>>222009007Yeah she is the most beautiful girl in the world
>>222009054he's cute
>>222008933what do you gain from making posts like these?
>>222009054-_- ching chong chao chi cha chowwww
>>222009054She's so fit it's insane
>>222009077scrommu
>>222009054she actually looks prettier without makeup
>>222009029ive been here from the start and i can confirm that was all just made up that people like you believe with no evidence for some reason
>>222009032organic food also has pesticides on it just grow your own if you are so worried about it or too lazy to wash it off
>>222009099>sunburned, buzzed, nappy dry, flourishing, in his lane
Mental the body camera footage confirms the police arrested a man bleeding to death because a darkie accused him of uttering a slur The UK is a fully Jewish state atp
>>222008123TRUE!
>>222009101those coppers need a serious beating
>>222009106Even with her grotty yellow teeth?
ruby describing her first sexual experience (with me)
starmer is absolutely done after this. him and all his traitorous cronies.
>>222008904scr
thinking about racoon girl
>>222009139bet he thought she was 14 and not old enough to be a mother of 8 kids
>>222009120The UK has a 2-Tier policing and justice system. Might as well ask yourself why pakis are allowed to rape kids for decades and even have their vile crimes covered up by our own government.You the white man are to be policed, are to be preyed upon, are to be gaslit, are to be marginalised, explicitly.
>>222009139wouldn't mind her climbing up on me (onto my big hard willy)
why has there been a resurgence of the timcord this year feel like I didn't see anything about him for ages now he's spammed multiple times a day
problem is white ppl are neeks who love the police so this is what you get now
>>222009109It's all true but not my job to convince you
>>222009154
>>222009184just what a bullshitter would say.
>>222009162The Catholic Church predicted this
>>222009171resources were diverted from the creative arts for black willy initiative due to budgetary constraints
Erm, guys. Where's EW? Has anyone seen her, she hasn't posted all morning...
>>222009135I have yellow teeth it’s natural
>>222009147scan this bitch*punts it*
Ruby would make such an amazing gf desu
>her>she>W
wondering about the current state of Ruby’s vaginal biome
saw a post on tattle once by someone who had seen ruby in real life and they said she was taller than they expected
>>222009147>You are being apprehended, citizen
>>222009212no she wouldnt
on my lunch breakjust this afternoon left to toil then i'm done for a couple of days
she's turned the wayne-tech against us
too much biomass
>>222009236She has model proportions
>>222009229The poor girls life has been ruined after an Angolan refugee pumped his HIV infected load inside her
>>222009283She looks gorg in this one x
bye
Biomass depletion ray will be deployed to Bradford, Birmingham, London, Rotherham, Rochdale, Manchester, Cornwall, Dover, Calais. Don’t worry lads. You’ll be okay
>>222009277trthke
>>222009283two girlies having fun xx
>>222009307is there a less sexy woman in the world than ruby? literally zero sex appeal.
posted the ugly trannies again award
get the same images and videos posted
earth to rorke earth to rorke come in rorke
need to buy a weather sealed camera for rainy days
>>222009307imagine if she was your gf and she took you to little premieres and book launches and festivals that she gets invited to as an influencer
Ruby’s definitely a screamer
>>222009306The only worry some biomass are Anglo-Saxon colonists flooding into Scotland and Wales England will need to be a containment zone for darkies and Anglo-Saxons due to it being difficult to deport them back to Asia
Have you lads had much experience with antibiotics?I've never taken them until now and I'm gonna have to stop. This is fucking awful. They completely ruin your body.
nip this antibiotic gimmick in the bud please proper boring
>>222009389nah i never get illi don't have time
>>222009353mallardlad glow up
>>222009405ummers
>>222009389Get yourself on the kefir and the kombucha and the kimchi lad, build your gut microbiome back up
>>222009389Yeah had a couple surgeries, one to my bum, another was appendectomy. Unavoidable. Drink milk kefir like 16 oz per day once you're done with your course.
get the fucking tedious blogposts fucking posted now
>>222009421proper manish here
might have helped fund criminal gangs today
anyone watch ‘make that movie’ on channel 4pretty underwhelming im afraid
>>222009441pokemon card scalpers?
dhl are cunts
feel nauseous
>>222009468trukie
chicken and turkey noodle soup for luncheon
done eight thousand steps today but i think i'll go out for another walk this evening an get that cranked to 15kwalking and starvation is surely the ultimate hack for losing weight it's as easy as breathing but more fun
>>222009466no, just vapes
so many tedious, boring posts. the usual.
ruby gut biome sexo
Top 10 Blacked Moments
>>222009473love this guy
twist it bop it black it
>>222009542not allowed
whats like a site that mirrors twitter
not even joking I would suck Ruby’s pussy and ringpiece for days
>>222009563bluesky
>>222009542What she like ffs just come out of the closet already Dashie!!! x
ruby x raccoon girl
>>222009530ough~
>>222009294this was her saddest readathon vlog
>>222009542i like the orange one>>222009562says who
>>222009605disgusting fat sow
a runt being done over by antibiotics. get a grip
>>222009563xcancel isn't it
racist barnracist barn
>>222009574who’s the top?
thinking about our lord god and his son jesus
>>222009605vile. elephantiasis.
>>222009632alysa obviously
>>222009644favourite jesus moment?
>>222009604the janitor
getting blacked up for henry nowak tonight
he can shag the horses
cheeky cunts on Vinted brazenly asking for a 30%+ discount. its already massively discounted you gimps
>>222009679no harm in asking is there
you're mad cause blacks built britain
₹17 lakhs have been credited to your account
>who's the top?what a stupid question, ruby couldn't top a cake
doing quite the grotty poo
>>222009693Not FUCKING ALLOWED.Won't fucking tell you again.
>>222009147Apprehend deez nuts
somewhat new quirk chungus girl at work trying to force a new social scene between us all (we all dislike each other and have done for years and half of us want to leave but the job market is shit)
>>222009120Wonder if there is going to be state sanctioned protests like there were for curious George Floyd the drug addict criminal monkey from America
>>222009741Get. Her. Shagged.
>>222009741what does socieal scene mean
>>222009741you should try forcing something on her (your cock up her arse)
>>222009741she just wants everyone to be happy xx
i've had enough of this gay ass nigga earth
>>222009741go into the toil bogs after shes done a poo and have a mighty sniff wank
WISH I HAD OFFICE JOB OR ANY JOB WHERE I CAN WATCH PEOPLE INTERACTING AND THERES WOMEN INTERACTING AND I CAN BE PART OF THINGS BY SITTING IN SILENCE AT THE SIDE AND THEY GO OUT TO THE PUB AND I CAN DRINK BY SITTING IN SILENCE AT THE SIDE AND I CAN EARN A LIVING BY WORKING IN SILENCE AT THE SIDE
got poo up me bum
>>222009744the only state sanctioned thing that will happen is OHHH TOMMY TOMMY!!!! gets his 'patriots' on the scene
>>222009810sonion
an el nino jet stream just flew over my house
>>222009120They are bro-tier, of course they couldn't believe him
reckon in office jobs they all shag eachother like thos men and ladies in ambulance
>>222009842the mexicans are invading are they?
My office is a remote campus, nothing else around it. It is a very well known UK company. But because the office is a great big campus in the middle of nowhere with no shops, bars, restaurants, anything within walking distance, it is the most depressing place I have ever worked. You travel so far to get there, as does everyone else, to sit and do work and argue with each other, to then drive home afterwards for another hour or two without so much as a single social element about it because everyone is driving from all over the place and there's nowhere to go. It is so much worse than city centre office toil.
>>222009741cor love a quirk chungus gf get her shagged
>>222009662when he got crucified from the perspective of luke
>>222009853carried on the wind by their ponchos
>>222009870
>>222009147I want to pet it
