Helen Sharman edition
>>222011510saves on fuel costs when they get nicked as wellgood for the environment
>>222011516hi
>>222011516mad how we could have had our own space agency with all the german scientists we captured but instead we handed them all over to the yanks and all of our astronauts had to piggy back off of other countries
big fan of O2 mobile
Immigration has been a bit of a failure hasn't it.
>>222011556they keep giving me banned ips on my phone for some reason and it's almost always someone melting down in here
So basically I think I've got a septic pile that's spread to my hip and left side of my thigh and into the base of my penis, so I'm basically fucked and eventually going to get septic shock and die. LOL. Hope I get to see England win the World Cup
>>222011583would love it if I died hahaget well soon yourself tho x
>>222011583>septic pilewtf is thatwhat does it look like
>>222011575toby, when the sim card was openedjanny, when the meltdown started
sigh... hi
>>222011609i don't think i ever got a toby meltdown ip sadlythat would be funny though
>>222011553What's even madder is that the European Space Agency is just waiting for us to take a greater part in it, but we don't because our country is fucking stupid
how about them spurs?
>>222011617bet she feels nice to touch
>When George Floyd died The Sun cleared its front page.>When Henry Nowak’s killer was sentenced to a minimum of 21 years and his dad made his moving speech, the Sun gave it 256 words back on Page 16.Mad how people still think the Sun and Daily Mail are borderline fascist
>>222011553The UK built a functioning rocket, successfully few it once then proceeded to do absolutely nothing with it. Bit mad really how the UK just willingly decided to stop being a great power one day.
i just don't care mate
>>222011598>>222011604feels like a squishy ball in the wall of my rectumVery painful to touch and occasionally flares upbeen like it for about 18 months and a sensation that I sometimes feel of something being 'there' has spread to the left side of my penis as a numbness, and also to my left leg where it's more like a hand lightly holding it. it comes and goes though. also my left testicle has pulled inward. when I shit my arsehole feels kind of numb and swollen too. I get hot flushes and sweat more than ever before too.when I went to the doctor at the end of 2024 he just told me to take ibuprofen lol
>>222011631tbf if the choice is a brit being the first man on mars but having to raise some gimpy ESA flag instead of the union jack, i'd rather we didn't
The ineptitude of every single poster here is fucking insanityHow are you all so retarded
>>222011650It lends credence to the idea that we could do all these things other powerful nations do if we felt like it but we're not going to. That's the prevailing attitude here.
>>222011643do something about it
>>222011672my arse is always itchy dont know if i have the same thingx
i wish the united staets of eirope was real with england inside it
>>222011634shit
>>222011650Natural consequence of the Churchill-Eden school of thought who thought preserving the Special Relationship™ was more important than our own national interest
>>222011666ktimdon't care about anything
very strange poo there it was bbc sized but came out of my hole almost like it was covered in mucus and simply flew out like a rocket with no pain
sat here thinking about how fucking shit and insufferable season 8 of overwatch was
>>222011762Be there my brother, been there many times
what if I had hamermoirrrids blood when shitting for 4 years. bad?
>>222011762odd post
our ancestors shouldn't have interfered with European mass murdering if they didn't want the country to look like this today. It's mad how many people in Britain supported sending all the healthy young men to die for countries that weren't part of our empire
sex with biomass
>>222011764was alright what didnt you like
>>222011769why not just go to a doctor and ask them
if newjeans get back together ill rape rorke on a livestream so all of you can watch it
goycattle
>>222011792MaugaWho I still hate to this day
should be legal only for white blokes to shag young biomass pussy
>goycattle
>>222011769
>>222011814true i hate that nigga
'cohol time
keep seeing videos of kim jong un and other dictators crying with the caption "*insert person* after learning about hypergamy"
>>222011859Will be having 'cohol later
>>222011830The Jews cooked with the word goy because it perfectly encapsulates enslaved nature of the average person
>>222011865shall also be sucking upon the liquid jew
nth for the baddiedem
nervous about a job interview. it not right
>>222011871your brain is a slave to internet schizos
Lying in my incel bed because I have nothing to get up for
>>222011887Good
got that white boy summer feeling
standing on my incel bed because I don't deserve to lie down
>>222011902My nob is a slave to your mum's gash
>>222011904do you consider shitting to be worth getting up for or will you just do it in the bed?
having negative thoughts about the government
>>222011926Don't need a poo do I
saw a bald pussy on the log and it made my willy happy
>>222011889simped for pornstars again award
>>222011934can i swap out the kool aid for vimto or will it not be an authentic nigga jar anymore?
>>222011934what's a jolly rancher
nowak should have hired a personal tesco `nigga`
rotting in my incel lair award
>>222011786umm corrrrrr
>>222011996ktim
today I was rude to one of those people at shopping centres who lock eyes with you and say hello from 10 meters away in an attempt to get you to come closer so they can shove a brochure in your hand
REAL mother flipping gamers will NEVER give in to straight white cis male urges to opppress
>>222011961hard candy
>>222012015good they should die
>>222012030s
>>222012015uncivilised bogan
>>222012015This is the worst thing that could happen to you in Australia.
METEOR STRIKE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch/hRBSzoxHFtM
>>222011956poor blud pressed by peng tings and 'bergs
On god I just clocked someone's tea and gang? I'm finna crash out fr
>>222012065and dey say
>/de/ faster than /brit/>againLol, lmao
break into biomass homes tie up the men and shag the foids in front of them
>Rupert Lowe MP: I am entirely uninterested in making exemptions for un-British religious practices. What would Restore Britain do? Halal slaughter, banned. The kirpan, banned, Kosher slaughter, banned. The burqa, banned. All of it, banned. This is Britain - we do things our way.
>>222012069so true mate *pins a porn addicted simp award to your chest*
>>222012090giwtwm
>>222011933
day o, daaay odaylight come and we bomb your home
>>222011934they done put pineapple chimp in a jar
>>222012111I've not wanked in 6 days
im an evil incel and i will destroy society
*games at amazing speed scaring everyone with the intensity of the gaming*
>>222012065saw a video essay where a black guy complained that they nerfed this char to hell and there are no more cool black characters in the game
>>222012140biggest achievement in your virgin life
>>222012104he reads like a Disney supervillain
>>222012163>one set of rules for everyone>Noooo you're like the baddy in the lion king *shart*
Strong Britain, Great NationStrong Britain, Great NationStrong Britain, Great NationStrong Britain, Great Na-a-tion.
Guys give them a break x
maccas for din dins
popped a shart on the end to emphasise his point
>he reads like a Disney supervillain
this is what neoliberalism feels like
>>222012189Elton just blasted one hot splatter of shit and sauce here
got some liquid in the trackpad of my laptop and it’s fucked i’m going to either have to post using my pocket jew or navigate using the weird rubber clit thing on my thinkpad neither of which are ideal
im an evil incel and i just shitpost on the internet all day because i know society will destroy itself muhaha
>>222012156If it's a nerd talking about video games it is not in any form an essay you absolute freak
had a lovely wank over some pinays sitting on an old rich white guys face pinays being skinny trannies with lovely cocks and arses
>>222012232rapes your arse savagely
>thinkpad
>>222012222spaffed on your stinkpad
*does an amazing gaming win in several games at the same time*
>>222012250whoa
>>222012104Crazy that we actually have a more or less ethnat party back in politics which is effectively dragging the centre right party towards their position
>>222012161saving a foid acquaintance life is personally my biggest feat but I'm pleased with my retention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUmMoKuk5Bg
>>222012241sonion
brhatley
>>222012247
>>222012262begged a bpd egirl you simp for on twitter not to kill herself award
hmmmm
my father on the right, Vincent "Vinny Butch" Corrao
no one:sean connery: shonion im crine
>>222012284heatherpaedo on his way to suck ziedy's cock
had a lovely wank over my ex's facebook picsher mum is it too with her arse cheeks hanging out family wank cooorrr spaff
looks like a rat
Literally all of your problems will go away if you pray to a statue of mary
>>222012305screamy
black british gf singing neo-soul songs
BAN OZEMPIC
>>222012307she's the most beautiful woman i've ever seen
we start with a fetid vat of infected goop
cheesy michael
>>222012307SEXOO
>>222012287if only, but no it was in the flesh
>>222012350medals in the post
>>222012309>>222012337same poster btw
>>222012343very overproofed dough that
>>222012377simped for the dead girl again award
this is our society
>>222012371don't need no medal, just glad she didn't crack her skull x
>>222012374wrong but whatever helps with your delusions zhang
got asked to help organise the bent events in work for pride month not actually gay i just have the gay voice and i’m terminally alone so everyone just assumes
>>222012398not a hint of neoliberal spirit in those eyes
>>222012423'sure'
>>222012430Assumes what?
>>222012398based gooner
she is a lovely girl desu
Enough is enough - a deep line needs to be drawn in the sand. Talk is weak. Britain needs to say no more, and mean it. A Restore Britain Government, with the British people's approval, would put Vickrum Digwa to death.Henry Nowak was stabbed by Digwa five times, including twice in the back of his legs, once in the face and a fatal wound to the chest.Rather than calling an ambulance, Digwa filmed Henry.Digwa gave the knife to his mother and it was found by police at their home along with more than 20 other weapons.Keeping this savage alive serves nobody.The police officers on the scene who allowed Henry to die will face criminal charges for gross negligence manslaughter. Digwa's foreign family will be deported. Laws will change, the country will change, everything will change.Order will be restored, the law will be restored. Britain will be restored.
>>222012460bet her pussy tastes divine
>>222012293no amount of money in today's market could buy you a coat of that thicknessthey simply do not have the technology to make such a coat anymore, it's been lost to time
>>222012444i take it up the chuff
Wish the /pol/ mongs would fuck off back to their containment board instead of trying to start the race war in the zinger thread
i bench press 65kg in the gym
>>222012486Do you?
>>222012377why do zoomers like clowns and jesters so much
how do these niggas look at themselves in the mirror and think yeah i'm mentally sound
>>222012492get in lad xmy own motivation for working out has been vastly diminished of late. Got the menthol elves.
Sir Vickram Digwa
>>222012492buff 'berg x
me fi dead
https://vocaroo.com/12GNfAY2svl6
>>222012510/brit/ be like phwaorrrr I want to frog her
hearing there's drama in the sideman community. /brit/news is on the case
>>222012306s
hi
>>222012500some are quirky chungus the others are bit menthol. miight've have something to do with the pressures of fitting in
>>222012567*roundhouse kicks your head off*
>>222012567
>>222012567nigga said hi
>>222012544rentboy teks it
oh did the e-whore kill herself?
>>222011516more like shag-her, manhey? hey? hellooooo?
Bird at toil is creating extra work for us for no reason when we're on a deadline
so this is sacked tranny
>>222012597they won by cheating
*does a back flip**lands doing the split*SHATTERED ME FUCKING BALLS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
right well
>>222012617wtf this has sound
>>222012638Um
>>222012635Absolutely 0 chance he's actually picked that up without a tea towel, his paws would be burned to fuck
>>222012635Catberg NO!
>>222012670just watched him do it
literally running around the park shoving fistfuls of dog shit up my arse to own the chuds
yeah
>>222012635>Olive oil is liquid at room temperature>if I cook with it it's apparently going to solidify and block the pipesYeah, not buying it
Thunder absolutely RUMBLING through North Hertfordshire. For once my arse is not to blame (though not for lack of trying)
>>222012635typical feline behaviour
LOVELY AUSSIES
Hello there!
>>222012717dirty finns in the background
>>222012717they are lovely aren't they x
>>222012698Pipes aren't rooms mate! *looks round at everyone at the party and we all
hear hear rupert ive had enough of these savage aliens
>>222012717my small pom cock couldn't satisfy her
>>222012698if there's starches in the sewers and i think poo does have some, then it congeals
haha yeah we do all
>>222012601she's gone to the otherside..>>222012638ummers
RIP cute lil lady
its out (my bum)
torqueydem showering
>>222012650
>>222012748kill em all, ride the lightning, master of puppets and justice for all
>>222012803do you genuinely do nothing else literally every time i come on /brit/ i see you posting nonsense
>>222012748umm excuse me you’re splitting the right wing vote
>>222012807wtf
Doing a singular unbroken four foot long poo and studying it as a plaster cast of my large intestine
>>222012690lie the fuck on
>>222012818i work full time
>>222011516love how plain and pale she is
>>222012818keep in mind he’s an actual unironic pedophile he’s probably on some sort of house arrest
Reform aren't right wing
>>222012838you've been posting bizarre shit for over a year and every time i open this thread you're here doing it
caught this fucking prick taking videos of girls in my city wish i could send evidence to the police about this
>>222012866vile accusations
Mad how the wordfilters are still active. When were they introduced? 2013?
>>222012889weird faggot
Need to die a horrific death me
actually rather nippy in london nowclosing the window x
>>222012838What type of job
>>222012579she so pretty and her smile too. life is cruel
large threatening shadows
>>222012889it would explain literally everything about your behaviour
>>222012898bulbasaur test
>>222012898wonder when the last time someone sincerely used s m h was
baka
Need to just hang on for another half an hour then I can leave toil and sit at home and shitpost from a sofa
akab
>>222012898sometime aftee 2016
remember that video of the two jap schoolgirls kissing and jumping off a building together. sad wasn't it
>>222012915frrr
rorke stealthily heading off to the wankeasy in 2035 after commissar starmer bans porn for good
>>222012884here he is, i have evidence of who he isblack man, 6 foot tall, always recording girls in towngot banned from posting this on reddit after getting 8000 votes just because i mentioned he was black
posting from new macbook pro m6 ultra with 1 terabyte ram and 8 megaflop ssd bought for only £30,000 (all funded by the taxpayer)
Reform BritainRestore BritainSave BritainFormat BritainFactory Reset BritainDefrag Britain
Poo Britain
Stealthnonce gimmickDo not engage.
baggy trackies, bobbing about, scoping waitrosedem
just remembered when poleaboo spent a couple of months talking in third person because he thought it was fooling janny
cant be fucked to try and move to another english speaking country so im stuck here. useless cuck
>>222012995>2016 was 10 years ago
>>222012995sh*rty revenge was merely part of the long war between /brit/ and greater 4chan.
>>222012898roodypoothe people's championsmissingo
>>222013009>megaflopyou have betrayed your ignorance of computation with this word
>>222013001look at those faces and tell me we arent all fat evil munters with bad genes
If I have to stop being a hermit neet I will kill myself
we really do need mousey backthis place is too stable
I would be too powerful as a 1st gen immigrant to Australia
>>222012833there's a worm in the garden of my bottomand his name is scranninapoo
>>222013060Yeah miss him too
Where is Jessica Hyde?
velcro skechers squeaky
>>22201274848k likes is braaaaazy
>>222012995/brit/ was a force to be reckoned with back then.
>>222013038arctic monkeys debut came out 20 years ago
>>222013052would shag them allwhat's the ploblem?
>>222013084S1 probably up there as one of the greatest pieces of television ever. Went to shit in S2 though.
>48k likes is braaaaazy
>>222013102started from the bottom and now here we are
>>222013120I look and talk like this
just saved a maybug from a spider. saw it stuck in a web and went to see if there's anyone outside so I could throw it there (I'm scared of people you see) and when I returned the spider was already making its way to it so I snatched it out of there. don't think it will survive for long though, it was tangled up pretty bad, I removed most of it but there was still shit I couldn't get off of him
>>222012995k pop and j pop in 2015 was reserved only for the foulest of freakcels
mad how hungry I always am, being a fat bastard
>>222012995>ThailadThat takes me back
rorje doing the haka when he realises his deliveroo driver is brown
>>222013038>>222013040>>222013144i wouldnt know as i only started posting in 2024
might go get some hobgoblinsgold obviously
>>222013144still is
>>222013154I really really really like this image
>>222013178i thought its fully mainstream in the west and kids grow up sucking korean culture off
another day wasted.......to weed
>>222013144suelad won
>>222013102It hadn't quite matured as a gimmick. Sort of like a fine wine it has only improved with time
>>222013233bradleyposting nowadays is literally fucking mental
OCD time!
driverless trains now
>>222013255London delenda est.
sir smart meter
well the jew store called, and they're running out of you
make a new class in airplanes for goyim where its really cheap but they drop you to your death through a trapdoor if they need to reduce weight for better fuel ecoonomy
Looking for a Mister Suq Madiq.I need a Mister Suq Madiq.
remember when that Liverpool player crashed his car and died
>>222013295>if what conditions are you envisioning where reducing weight wouldn't increase fuel economy?
>remember whenNo.
>>222013304think hes busying with his mayoral duties, can i take a message?
>mad howStop.
Bomb the everloving shit out of Britain until everyone is dead and everything is dead.
>>222013304
>>222013311it was sad at the time
>>222013311i believe that event was the inspiration for the term "jota'd"
>>222013340brilliant post
>>222013311Don't forget he also killed his brother and left his newlywed wife a widowShe's back thirst trapping on IG now though so it's all good. He's looking up proudly from hell, where he is for killing his brother.
Need a gf who will bed rot her life away with me
>>222013396dont think posting a photo of yourself in shorts is thirst trapping mohammed al rorke
>>222013421>>222013421>>222013421
>>222013417and that's why nobody will know your name
>>222013345>soul vs soulless
