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They be clownin
>>222019277Why did they autistically record everything?
I know some hadith kino but i dont wanna start another meme against us
I love hadithjaks
>>222017864>My clothes, O stone!sounds like british comedy
>>222020057cmon, post em
>>222017864
>>222020904Abu Hurairah reported that the Prophet said:“When the call to prayer is made, Satan turns and flees, farting as he goes so that he will not hear the call. When the call is finished, he returns. When the second call is made, he flees again. When it is finished, he returns once more and begins whispering to a person, saying, ‘Remember this, remember that,’ bringing up things the person had not been thinking about, until he no longer knows whether he has prayed three units or four. If he does not know whether he prayed three or four, he should perform two prostrations of forgetfulness.”And Abdullah reported that a man was mentioned before the Prophet. They said:“He slept all night until morning and did not get up for prayer.”The Prophet replied:“Satan relieved himself in his ear.”
>>222021525LmaoBut alsoWhat?
>>222017864what is this looney tunes shitdo muslims really believe in this
>>222021657When the call to prayer is made- satan flees. BRAPPing as he runs away so that he may not have to hear the call.When the call is over, he comes back and attempts to make the Muslim forget how many prayers he has made, that he has already finished his dailies.When such a thing happens, performing two extra prayers of forgetfulness is mandatory.It continues that when a companion of the prophet called Abdullah, brought up a devout man who had unusually slept all morning and did not get up for prayer, the prophet replied:"Let him know that Satan pissed in his ears."
>>222021877Is the brapping and pissing mandatory?
>>222021525These are fairly well known. There's even a hilarious clip on YouTube, about a minute or two long of some scholar talking about how the Shaytan grabs your guts and makes noises if you don't say bismillah
>>222021657>>222021877COMFY IS HARAM
>>222021877>>222022028Only if properly done, following correct application of islamic jurisprudence
>>222022028Noise-cancelling headphones did not exist at that time.
>>222022310Kek>>222022345Now, this made me laugh. I wonder what Sheik Bugo thinks about that book
It's not all satan farting though, there's also early Islamic PETA1- Ibn 'Umar (May Allah be pleased with them) reported: "I happened to pass by some lads of the Quraish tribe who had tied a bird at which they have been shooting arrows. Every arrow that they missed came into the possession of the owner of the bird. No sooner had they seen Ibn 'Umar, they dispersed. Thereupon, Ibn 'Umar yelled: "Who has done this? May Allah curse him who has done so. Verily, the Messenger of Allah cursed anyone who makes practice of a living thing!"2- Ibn 'Umar reported that the Prophet said, "There is no human who kills a sparrow or anything larger without its right, except that Allah will ask him about it on the Day of Resurrection". When asked what its right was, he explained that "It should be killed only to be eaten, not for fun." He also reported from the Prophet that any bird or animal killed unjustly will testify against you on the day of Judgment.3- Ibn 'Umar narrated that the Messenger of Allah ordered that blades must be sharpened thoroughly and explicitly hidden from the animals. To ensure the animal did not suffer unnecessary emotional or mental trauma prior to swift death.4- Ibn 'Umar reported that the Prophet cursed anyone who mutilates an animal. This included branding animals, cutting off parts of their bodies while alive, or cutting the ears and skin of livestock.5- Abu Huraira reported: The Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “A prostitute passed by a dog panting near a well. Thirst had nearly killed him, so she took off her sock, tied it to her veil, and drew up some water for the dog. After it Allah forgave her for all wrong she had done.”6- Abu Hurairah narrated that The Prophet said, "A woman tied a cat, neither giving it food nor setting it free to eat from the the earth, until the cat starved to death. That woman is going to hellfire and there is no recourse for her."These two were falsifying hadiths left and right to pass animal welfare
>>222023016Didnt Mohammad order for all dogs of Medina to be unjustly killed howeverthough?
>>222023016>These two were falsifying hadiths left and right to pass animal welfareGigabased if you ask me
>>222017937What kind of monkey are they meaning?A desert yeti?
>>222019995Probably fear of commiting haram things by mistakeThey're kinda like jews. This makes me interested in shia islam, especially the smaller sects tho
>>222020858Legitimate autist.Maybe his prohibition of music also stems from his autism (autists don't like loud sounds)
>>222023074YeahApparently the angel Gabriel stopped descending to Muhammad because there was a dog in his home. If there were dogs in the homes of people and all your prayers would go to waste. Muhammad ordered all dogs be killed, but after appeals from Meccans Allah changed his mins and let the guard dogs, hunting dogs and general field dogs live.
>>222023016>petaYah sure
>>222023074So there's a bit of a story many muslims don't know, and those that do desperately try to bury it.Basically, mohammed had a boyfriend called Dihya Al Kalbi, they would catch him with him, sometimes with his head on his lap and all that and he'd claim "no no, that was jibril".Well, dogs kept barking when they would meet up at night and we can't be having that...Btw, if you ask AI it will deny unless you preprompt it with a very anti islamic propaganda prompt and then it'll start giving you the references (I'm too lazy to open up my obsidian notes for them).
>>222023016Based>These two were falsifying hadiths left and right to pass animal welfareWhat do you mean?
>>222023074>>222023375>zestiest man of the peninsula
>>222023313What's the context of thisWhat's the issue with geckos. Didn't even knew they existed in arabia
>>222023016>4- Ibn 'Umar reported that the Prophet cursed anyone who mutilates an animal. This included branding animals, cutting off parts of their bodies while alive, or cutting the ears and skin of livestock. I recall him doing just this to people
>>222023375Source?>>222023435This is based tho.It's not gay unless you're the one being fucked
>>222023443muslims will usually repeat what they hear, which is some variation of "disease carriers" - ridiculous bullshit of course, nigga was just a schizo
>>222023313"In Islamic tradition, when prophet Abraham was thrown into the fire by Nimrod, most creatures tried to help extinguish it, except for one small animal was said to be blowing on it to make it burn hotter. That animal is the gecko (house lizard).There are narrations in hadith literature describing it as harmful and recommending it be killed because of this role in supporting the fire."This is the reason>>222023398Abu Hurairah narrated 5300 hadiths, do you think he memorized 5300 hadiths of Muhammad?>>222023467They all did this and worse, what's your point?
>>222022345I still don't understand the connection between piss and the "torment of the grave" mohammed was obsessed with. Care to explain?
>>222023508Okay but what's the context of the gecko killer
>>222023016Based. Thank you for the hadiths
>>222023485Read?It shouldn't take more than 20mins to find the uncomfortable narrations of momo, dihya, and his "dat was jibril I swear".Have you even read the quran? You can tell the author was a homo schizo, just look at the islamic version of joseph
>>222023522>Abu Hurairah narrated 5300 hadiths, do you think he memorized 5300 hadiths of MuhammadSo you argue he's just lying.How are his narrations considered by mainstream sunnis?
>>222023522Well, I find trying to paint one of the most evil and morally degenerate subhumans in history as some kind of animal rights loving dude just completely insane
>>222023522>when prophet Abraham was thrown into the fire by Nimrod, most creatures tried to help extinguish it, except for one small animal was said to be blowing on it to make it burn hotter. That animal is the geckoHoly basedGeckobro was trying to save us from abrahamnic retardation
>>222023522>"In Islamic tradition, when prophet Abraham was thrown into the fire by Nimrod, most creatures tried to help extinguish it, except for one small animal was said to be blowing on it to make it burn hotter. That animal is the gecko (house lizard). >There are narrations in hadith literature describing it as harmful and recommending it be killed because of this role in supporting the fire."Ah, that's right, the story mohammed copied from the midrash
>>222023590Are you the baptist spaniard?
God created Adam when He created him and struck his right shoulder and brought forth his offspring white like small ants. And he struck his left shoulder and brought forth his offspring black as though they were charcoal. Then He said to the party on his right side, ‘To paradise, and I do not care’ and He said to the party in his left shoulder, ‘To hell, and I do not care’.
Abu Huraira reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “The bell is an instrument of Satan.”Ṣaḥīḥ Muslim 2114
>>222023590They are not any worse than any leader in history, certainly not worse than your inquisition. Do you know what the king of Belgium did in Congo?Yes, these two were extremely brutal in a war, these two were also kind to animals. All the hadiths about muhammad are conflicting because all of them are Bedouin hearsay.Are you the Jew worshipping gremlin Spanish flag?
>>222023699Proving my point that Muhammad was autist
>>222023583the truth is he'd get takfirid up the ass, quraniyun/quran only muslims are considered heretics. Much of islam and how muslims carry their life derives from the corpus of hadith.Don't take my word for it though, just watch any khutbah (if you can withstand not driving a pencil through your eardrums to save you the pain)
>>222017864God i fucking love hadithjak threads
>>222023701>All the hadiths about muhammad are conflicting because all of them are Bedouin hearsay.What do you think about shia hadiths instead? It seems they're more centered around the imams
>>222023701>They are not any worse than any leader in history,I'm wracking my brains unable to find any subhuman who has destroyed humanity more than that subhuman.A huge swath of land in a black hole of subhumanity and degeneracy, from the tip of morroco all the way to indonesia, for 14 centuries. Billions of lives condemned to subhumanity, then and even now. Sadistic brutal suffering it would've been better perhaps to simply have a giant meteor crash into the whole thing in 636 AD.
>>222023630kek my favorite one is the giant adam becoming humansized
>>222023733>>222023833You're a relic of the atheist dudebro era of youtube, Talmudic bacha bazi
>>222023833>>222023833You're seething hard anon wtf
>>222023816My favorite. Dont wear yellow!I actually love shias (may sunniggers only know pain and darkness).
>>222017864Islamic writing is just undefendable even from a purely literary point of view, simply embarassing to read
>The Zuttining was several months ago
>>222023881Are you new here? There's like 2-3 other spainanons who seethe hardcore, several other Euro and US flags, some based Brazilians, some based ex-muslims, etc.
>>222023885Man milk? Mank?
>>222023933It's generally the evanjegueThe others go to these threads to have fun
>>222023864>You're a relic of the atheist dudebro era of youtube, Talmudic bacha baziWeird, you're the one who follows islam, which is majority talmudic and midrashic tales, which is in part why the narratives are so different compared to the Bible or even nonexistent
I'm just here to eat chicken
>>222023971Are you the algerianzilian, or the one who was obsessed with islam and learning fus7a, or the other who came from a sunni family?
>>222023997Im the atheist. None of these 3.
>>222023924How could you say that??!!! The prophet sallalahualeihiwasalami never made a mistake
>>222023016You know who else liked animals? Adolf Hitler.
>>222023973Dude you know Islam so much and don't know that even being on this site is haram?No, i'm not Muslim.I just don't buy the insane double standards. Islam is a ridiculous religion in some ways yes but much less ridiculous than the one with 30 million gods or the one that worships a jew nailed on a plank to purify the sins he who is also not himself gave us.Christians are quite literally just who tried to loophole the Paganism/multiple Gods rule.
>>222023938Underrated.
>>222024126>not muslim >repeats muslim beliefs Ah yes, the religion where each chapter of the unholy book will take a form and debate against the islamic deity on your behalf KEK I seem to recall something about a pale horse
>>222024126Do you have any religion?
>>222024126>Paganism/multiple Gods>anything that escapes my retardtier understanding is multiple gods Satan really played the long game in making a cult that ensured you guys inbreeded so much you stayed 80 iq Do you even read academic work on the subject? Boyarin? Barker? Segal? Trinitarianism was actually a perfectly natural iteration of something present in the second temple era (Jewish binitarianism) with ties going all the way back to the first temple period.
>>222024148>Stop trying to eat my dad's foreskin
>when the spanish anons know more about islam than the iraqi anon
>>222023885>male lactation is halalwtf
>>222024207Ex muslims tend to either:become evangelicaltier (so very based) like Dan Burmawi or Ridvan Aydemir or Hatun Tash or DoC or secular hardcore arabists, resolving their identity crisis by falling back heavily on tribality (ibn khaldun's asabiyya concept) and islamoarabic causes like fakestine and gaslighting people into accepting muslims (e.g Cenk Nigger or the average atheist western tattooed arab)
>>222024292Just because jews had bad ideas doesn't mean you had to copy them
>>222024432Did you forget that your religion was spawned by a bisexual degenerate schizo who walked around covered in cum and hallucinated constantly because he was bewitched and then he copy-pasted a mix of legends, apocrypha, and random talmudic and midrashic excerpts along with his self penis serving divine privileges?
>>222024417>causes like fakestinegenuinely pathetic that this guy considers himself the vicar of christianity on this incel website. Why don't you go back to paganism?
>>222024495And judaism is just egyptian and babylonian paganism with greek influence
>>222024417I didn't asked you, you're legitimately one of the dumbest posters on this website.I still believe you are from Latam. A evanjegue spaniard is something that I simply can't accept.Go pray to your made up XX century god
>>222024561>And judaism is just egyptian and babylonian paganism with greek influenceWould actually be curious to know how you explain this.Did once read a paper a long time ago on how the wisdom literature, in particular the books of Ecclesiastes and Proverbs, were a crystallization of Egyptian, Mesopotamian and Levantine bronze age wisdom, but haven't heard the theological link.
>>222023721I almost don't buy that because he was clearly a great leader of history, uniting many tribes and going on a glorious swath of conquests. Maybe he got more autistic with age but most autists can't lead people to conquer half a continent
>>222024600>spends so much time in his muzzfluencer filled feed he has no idea what the reality in Spain isNigga, if I can watch BR tv and follow it you should be able to follow ours
>>222024891You're evangelical.Aren't you aware just how ridiculous this is?
>>222024877He didn't even do the conquests per se lol If anything it was three subhumans:>musa ibn nusayr>khalid bin walid >amr ibn al as And they essentially took advantage of two empires having spent twenty years at full on war and being literally crippled, exhausted, and vulnerable.So more like opportunistic parisitism. Not to mention, do you even know that after he died muslims had to slay the rest because everyone was apostasizing to the point islamic scholars will say if it hadn't been for that there would be no islam.
>>222024908>spends so much time in his muzzfluencer filled feed he has no idea what the reality in Spain is Exactly why I said this. The problem with jewhatred induced brainrot is that it makes you so muslim adjacent, you fall into the same madness and disconnect from reality as them.
>>222024961Your post makes no senseYes I hate jews, but that's just common sense.
>>222024989Okay, at this point I am starting to think you're one of the 3
>>222017864>Six or seven marks present on the stone
>>222025068Your god was invented in the last century
>>222025092>>222024989Id ask why you lied, but then again that's a common thing with you
>>222026065You're mentally IllStop worshipping XX century made up gods
>>222019995>Why did they autistically record everything?You know writing things used to be a big fucking deal, right? Like really popular passtime.
>>222026519Actually technically this stuff was written over a century after the happening.
>>222026538How is that a refinement on what I said? I said writing things used to be a big fucking deal. That's the way it was, now and forever.
>>222026562HmmmmmmBut why not write when the nigga was Alice?
>>222026519Yeah, but did they record the direction Muhammad farted in? Muslims find spiritual wisdom in that?
>>222026884yes, you're not supposed to face kabba when shidding and farding dumbass
>>222024380>he thinks that guy is spanish and not some atheist ex-muslim moroccan kekaroo
>>222023885>Muhammad has been drinking man milk from the day he was born
>>222027246He's a spaniard that grew up in a evangelical cult. Or so he claims I think he's a latinx immigrant
>>222023629He has to be, there's no way any other actual Spaniard of the 5 or so that remain in this shithole site would be this fucking annoying and autistic.
>>222017864Kino
>>222017864People have DIED for this shit
>>222023885>>222029104Grim
>>222026900How would the kaaba know which direction I'm farting in?
>>222029492Allah would know
>>222029104sad but true
I got some arab videos on tiktok about how the boys disrespect brohammad and all the comments were them mass rating the show 1 star lmao
>>222029074Seethe more
>>222031269Gem
>>222031322
>>222020991Kek
>>222019995How is this any different to today? We just have better methods (cameras).
>>222019995He was a mega celeb, if you saw Tom cruise taking a shit outside would you really keep it a secret?
>>222023885>Muhammad ibn Yahya has narrated from Sa'd ibn 'Abdillah from Ibrahim ibn Muhammad al-Thaqafi from Ali ibn al-Mu'alla from his brother Muhammad from Durusta ibn Abu Mansur from Ali ibn Abu Hamza from Abu Basir from Abu 'Abdallah
>>222023701I agree with your point but Leopold II (the King of the Belgians during the Congo colonisation) is exaggeretadly depicted as evil. He never actually went to Congo if I recall and let private industrials run the colony for him. They were not numerous enough to manage such a big country so they enroled some of the loyal african tribes as a local police force and give them weapons. Of course those tribes used this advantage to take revenge on other tribes they previously had a beef with and it's where the hand cutting event and other crimes happened.When you think about it, it makes more sense like that since hand cutting wasn't the kind of punishement belgians/europeans colonials would give at the time, it would be more whipping or things like that, which is painfull but doesn't permanently incapacitate the worker/slave.The brithish at the time widely advertised this story because they were mad they didn't get the Congo for themselves (it would have created a territorial continuity between their colonies).So Leopold II is mainly guilty of running his colony like it was a business and not caring enough about the atrocities committed there to search for a solution, but he was not actively trying to genocide or torture the congoleses like some people are saying nowadays.Sorry for the wall of text. In fact I don't really like Leopold II myself but i'm tired of seing so much disinformation on the internet depicting him (and belgian colonialism in general) as a bloodthirsty monster worse than Hitler for an event that he didn't directly caused.
>>222017864Did Moses really?
>>222017864>>222017937>>222020858>>222022310Did muslims just fall for the most elaborate joke in history?
>>222031294You're mentally ill.I want both muzz and jewvangelicals traitors like you yeeted out of my country.
+100 izzat
Holy kek of hadits!Funny how Mahomet drank alcohol all his life, then decided a few years before dying to ban it for his believers. His religion revolved around his pleasure and tantrums, so when something bothered him Allah listened and followed suit by mercifully gifting him a new revelation.
>>222033990He was a more succesfull Charles Manson
good to see zutted.com is still up
