This is a fucking duckprevious: >>222014880
This is a normie gen Abnormos not welcome
Happy pride months cummies! >https://youtu.be/W-xD8tBJjEE
I miss the days when something unexpectedly sexy would happen in a video game or movie and I'd fap to it. Now porn is more or less essential.
>>222020273This. Everyone here has a job and gf
>>222020273This>>222020279>>>/Lgbt/
>>222020294yeah and everyone here voted for kamala and has daily sexxx
>>222020218
>>222020294yeah /cum/ is a sexxxhaver general
>>222020294I have a well paying job, gf, healthy diet, stable social life, and frequently exercise.I guarantee I am more normal than you'll ever be
This is a pro zoom Zoom thread real trap shit
>>222020336The kind of thing 70 year old women post to fb
>>222020349>I have a well paying job, gf, healthy diet, stable social life, and frequently exercise.>I guarantee I am more normal than you'll ever be
>>222020336>RepubblicaNdranghetocracy
All gays are pedophiles and not welcome here.
OP is leonardo aka lumsbra
>>222020291I got very hard and jacced once or twice the scene where that “German” chick popped her tits out in national lampoons European vacation
what a crazy world
>>222020308yeah I am from texxxas but I'm voting for a gay, vegan lover, trans lover pdf
Trans rights
>>222020327You can't be normal and vote Democrat. You are voting for the destruction of the family unit.
>>222020449I saw some J-oids in those outfits walking by the other day. Why do they dress like 19th century freaks?
What are the best movies or shows on prime videoI got a free trial
>>222020440Is that why you moved there from India
Speaking of Ndrangheta, were you aware that the Neapolitan Camorra (Gomorrah) existed long before the Sicilian La Costa Nostra? Yeah but a few hundred years in fact
>>222020327
>>222020516Part of the reason yes
To the guy whomst is going to the US Open just know that the French Open is on right meow
im new to /cum/ but is this thread ever not political?
>>222020279Happy pride month!!!
>>222020554>Meow
>>222020489it's illegal to start new cults after december 31st 1999
>>222020572Yeah
>>222020520I don’t care much for the romanticization of violent organized crime
Just got stood up by another girl. She said I wasn't manly enough and that perhaps grindr would be better for meWhy does this keep happening?
>>222020489it's basically an ultra-orthodox cult like those who follow Sharia Law in the UK.
>>222020545ong that's me!
>>222020621
Remember that mass shooting that Arab guy did at a gay club and that one survivor got scared straight and he started going to church and preaching against homosexuality but you could tell he was still a ricchione deep down
>>222020640>ricchioneDiStefano idk what that means
>>222020621You are not Zoom Zoom stop with the gimmick
>>222020692Means he's a fag
Wing Stop is kinda mid for a place that specializes in wings
Niggas really abandoned zoom zoom to post in a leonardo thread
If this website collapses, would imageboards have a comeback?
>>222020640I don't. it doesn't sound like something that would really be reported on, though
I love my gay cum buns!
>>222020742What seasonings did you get I like the classic spicy and Louisiana dry rub
Thoughts on mormons?
>>222020749lol no. you'll have to choose between kiwi or reddit or sharty>>222020830idk i never met one
>>222020830CorruptSee:Bricks and Minifigs
Everyone is on kiwi
>>222020889is it actually that much better?
>>222020830When I was kid I used to think their temples were Disney world
I want to give pokimane a baby
>>222020929gross dude that chick is BEAT, she looks like a FARTshe's some kind of glipglop too
>>222020782>Angel Colon and Luis Javier Ruiz survived the 2016 mass shooting at the gay nightclub Pulse in Orlando, Florida, where 49 patrons died. Now the two men, who no longer identify as gay, are organizing a “Freedom March” that encourages attendees to embrace Jesus and overcome their homosexuality and transgender identity
>>222020929If wishes were horses beggars would ride
>>222020889I'm banned from there because I made fun of the terfs
>>222020963Her body is so shapely and breedable
>>222020607so how am I not germanic I am Northern Italian I am Terrone!!!
>>222020970See? Visibly still zesty
>>222020929Well times ticking she doesn't have many eggs left
>>222021046I don't have any clue who that is. I wish you weirdos would stop trying to steal my thunder. My surname is DiStefano.
>>222021037You don't know what you're talking about just be quiet now
>>222021140Was this man rescued from a mine shaft
Just now real eyes'd that this isn't cum
N******
>>222020970this reminds me when i used to go to church they brought in an ex-gay and he called his gay demon Ruthie but he still popped his tongue acted sassy rolled his eyes and had the limpest wrist
>>222021140old pic, the favoured son has not returned to us.
>>222021218Peccati esiste nella cuore, like that other dude said Sin is in the heart
One time I asked in the divination thread on /x/ if any of the biological female witches want to be my gf, and I keep getting dubs and trips and quads in my replies and the witches were going crazy
>>222021254I want to kiss you thougheverbeit
>>222021271Those witches were all men
>distorted tubas>jangly guitars>clicky-ty clacki-ty upright basses
>>222021303Na /x/ is one of the most female dominant boards on the site, and I specifically asked for biological women only
>>222021285Kiss a shotgun barrel instead, then pull the trigger faggots freakOdio i froci
Do you think they ever accidentally burned any trans-witches during the Salem With Trials after thinking they were women?
>>222021325
>>222021285You're a pedophile.
IF YOU'RE A LIBERALFUCK OUT OF OUR GENERALTHE EUROPEAN GENERALS ARE FOR YOU BUGCHASER SODOMITES
If you're not careful and you goon to the wrong BBC videos, you'll end up in The Blackedrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of black cum, the madness of being alone in the dark, the endless background noise of rap music, and approximately 6 million square miles of randomly segmented gooncaves to be trapped in.Science save you if you hear a black BVLL wandering around nearby, because he sure as hell has heard you.
>>222021379Distefano is underage?
>>222021417GOOD post
he is literally mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvmKOtumG40
>>222020830Total freaks
>>222021421No, dai, but going strictly by the numbers, dudes probably right
>>222020830lookup a dirty soda if you hadnt heard of that before moromons be wilding
>>222021462I think you're really handsome
>>222021421No. I'm saying anyone who shows sodomite signs is a pedophile.
>>222021479And I feel sorry for your father
Business idea: offer goods and services in exchange for financial compensation
>he is literally me
its weird im like 75/25 likes women/likes men but for women i want them to dominate me (gently not like whip me or anything) and for men i want to dominate them its like i have 2 seperate sexualities instead of one that likes both
>>222021478Pedophile>>222021494I'm not a pedophile unlike you. I'm straight and I have a girlfriend. I plan to propose on July 4th.
>>222021496Mormoids are the last white people in the US
Even better business idea: collect a tax on all goods and services, a set percentage of the gross total, that I am entitled to no matter what we'll call it a "goods and services tax"
>>222021514You're a pedophile deviant.
I want to fuck my computer cos no one in the world knows me better
Mean girls are often managers of retail stores
>>222021527They're messianic jews masquerading as christian offshoots
when jason posted here everyone hated him and treated him with scorn but now that hes gone everyone incessantly posts how much they want me to come back
>>222021362I can tell
>>222021585All the mean girls I went to high school with either became social workers or HR
>>222021555Post hands>>222021592I don't want him back. I want this general to be conservative.
>>222021592I've always liked Jason
There's a PBS documentary on YouTube called Cat Planet or something
>>222021592They just remember the funny times and food. They forget he went full troon and was annoying
I like to think I'm just a Canadian whose leaf fell off.
>>222021634You're a gay pedophile then.>>222021648Exactly.
>>222020830Nice people with a kooky faith
>>222021596Does your witch powers tell you that?
>>222021629>Post hands
>>222021638I watched that I think. They said that cats mimic the sounds of babies crying in their meows to get humanoid attention
>>222021592The only people who even mention him are the discord trannies who still talk about people that haven't posted here for years and thinks everybody's in their little gay discord club but nobody cares but then and you look like a fool even mentioning these people
why do chuds pretend like discord is some kinda lgbt groomer app and not like the computer communication app used by everyone
>>222021683Wow, you're good, kidI wasn't even sure that was the correct name
>>222021648The guy with the beard is a troon now?
>>222021662according to our government, if we give you a piece of paper saying "CANADIAN CITIZEN" you're just as Canadian as someone born and raised here with hundreds of years of ancestry in CanadaEXACTLY THE SAME.
>>222021672I'm a open minded Christian
I start my new job in two weeksIll be making 35 an hour Its only a one year contract but still thats a lot of money!
The discords have always been anti-lgbt. What are you smoking lmao
BECAUSE THIS CITYYYYYYYYYYYYTHIS CITY IS HAUNTEDDDDDDDDDDBY GHOSTSSSSSSFROM BROKEN HOMESSSSSSSBECAUSE THIS CITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTHIS CITY IS HAUNTEDDDDDDDDDD THERE'S NO HOPEEEEEELEFT FOR THESE SOULS
>>222021714yeah also cats land on their feet using what is known as the "cat righting reflex," which relies on the physics of angular momentum and their ultra-flexible skeletal structure
>>222021679Sent that heeb into the heliosphere
>>222021714You should watch Plastic Wars. It basically proves that recycling is scam and all plastic belongs in a landfill
>>222021765Check out the big brain on Brad!
>>222021714So also another interesting thing about cats is that their jump relies on a stretch-shortening cycle, where powerful muscles pull tendons tight to store elastic energy much like a stretched elastic coil
You're safer in Israel as a Christian than you would be in Iran
My penises leaky
>>222021851They both hate Christians albeit
>>222021851>ChristianWhat is it 1035 AD? Nobody cares about religion anymore.
>>222021893I care about religion
>>222021851lol who gives a shit?
>>222021917Is your name Who?
>You're safer in Israel as a Christian than you would be in Iran
https://youtu.be/6uFf1bkJlqE
>>222021890Iranians execute you for being Christian and ban you from owning a bible.>>222021893Saying you aren't religious or support Christianity is like saying you don't have morals. The world is built around Christian frameworks. To me, when you say you are nonreligious, you say to me "I have no morals. I am a hedonistic creatuer who is a deviant"
>>222021936t.
>>222021851I know the thread is slow but make better bait
>>222021936You don't need a book of Jewish fairy tales to know it's not right to fuck people over. And if the only thing stopping you from being a piece of shit is the thread of divine retribution, you're already a piece of shit
>>222021962What about Christianity is fairytales?
Jew in the thread spewing hasbara SAD
Was high school romance really like this? I missed out...
>>222021980Uh, all the magical bullshit? The Immaculate Conception? Raising a man from the dead? Healing the blind by spitting on dirt? J-Fogg getting crucified and walking around with his homies 3 days later? It's all bullshit.
If it was a bunch of fairytales, then it doesn't explain the mass conversion of Europeans from their paganistic beliefs, talking about seeing the Blessed Virgin, naming towns after saints. Shame that Europe has rejected Christianity and embraced hedonism.>>222021990Quit watching tranime
>>222021987Makes you think
>>222021922No it's Ben
There’s this stomach cramp whatever drug ad on TV and they just added this part in the end where they go „we love bellies“ and this thicc (slightly obese) chick in a bikini walks toward the camera gyat damn she’s so hotSo soft and jiggly
In the US, how many dollars per hour is considered a good wage?
>>222021936>to meSays a lot about you, not so much me innit
>>222022087kys
>>222022049>then it doesn't explain the mass conversion of Europeans from their paganistic beliefsOf course it does. People are stupid and will believe anything if enough of the right people say it.
>>222022087better than your shithole
Things my mother can't open>pellegrino bottles>tide podsNever have goblin children with tiny hands
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
Everyday is everything day except upper body day, that's just upper body day
>>222022142At 3o'clock on a tuesday? God you're a fucking bum!!! FUCK YOU!!!
Rope
>>222022142Git out that box, boy.
why do some anons hate rich people?
>>222022180no
>>222022049>it doesn't explainReligious conversions have never happened in history before, ya
>>222022166Imagine living your life on Central Time. Not a PacificChad or an EasternGod. Just a sad little Centralcel
>>222022087Como van las cosas en Perulandia
Need the bussy atenKnowhamsayn
>>222022231you replied to the brazilian in wisconsin
My bulge is huge and my dick ain't even big
>>222022237Pedophile deviant
>>222022255he's also a faggot
>>222022282Everyone here is either a pedophile, a pedophile deviant or a duck-fucking pedophile adjacent no in-betweens
>>222022255You replied to someone who doesn't give a fuck.
>>222022301>ProjectingFace the sword, deviant.
>>222022083Yummmm
I've made him bigger, faster, and stronger
what will post No.222222222 be?
>>222022322A 26 year old dating an 18 year old is literally modern-day pedophilia
Camera Obscura were so good last night brosHer voice is so beautiful, hasn't aged at allhttps://youtu.be/ulnzKT1yrm4
>>222020239sick duck
>>222022369Why can't that 26 year old date a 24 year old? Barely legal is a type of pedophilia.
>>222022364Probably some Nordic gobbledygook
In Roman times a 34 year old would marry a 12 year old because she was more likely to produce healthy children
>>222022395Fuck off chomo
>>222022390what if she's the one wanting to date
>>222022427It's true. I didn't say I liked it or I was into it, I just stated a fact. I'm a dyed in the wool Mommyfag anyone, so chew on THAT cud, you Gumbo Geek
>>222022446I never seen this happen. It was always a grown man grooming a poor girl.>>222022473Kys
>>222022494Me asf as fuck
>>222022494>>222022514Pedophile deviants
>>222022531kys
Patriots are in control.
>>222022618I have the Sword of Christ on my side. What is there for me to stop living for?
lord have mercy
>>222022370I bought a ticket to a Burning Spear concert today myself
Tell her how you feel. Just do it.
>>222022695Did you see Backrooms?
>>222022699tell who?
i only eat corn and beef
Horny as fuck right now
>>222022775Imagine the smell and texture of your stool.
>>222022494>what do you mean by “faggot”
>>222022751Your crush
>>222022785You wanna use my ass as a fleshlight?
>>222022862Don't have one
I have millions of gallons of oil so don't send seal team 6 to isekai me
>>222022217TAKE THAT FUCKING THING OFF YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW
>>222022862i dont have one
They left it up in the other thread so I assume this is safe
>>222022891whats happening here?
>>222022887This anon is two weeks away from buildings the bomb
>>222022891nah you're gonna get banned, it just might take a while. i've gotten banned for posts I made 2-3 days earlier, some janny would scour the archives and submit a request for muh racissms or something.i got banned a few weeks ago for posting a girl in a thong.
>>222022891I've only sent this video to my bf how did you get it
>be ticket inspector>ask grumpy esl guy and he responds: "I don't have one">tell him: don't have what? a dick?
>>222022931he sent it to me
>>222022891This is literally me
>>222022925They seem to be selective about it. I've posted one in clothing less revealing than a bikini and got a 3 day. It's all over the place
You will go with me to Labagh!
>sticky nuts = scratched>moist asshole = poken>rude customers food = served>break = taken
Madonna mia
Pooping in public again
>>222022925I got banned for posting one in a two piece, but a thong was okay. Somehow the faggot spamming loli wasn't banned
>>222022960let's test that theory, Germoid just posted something NSFW so we'll see if it gets deleted/he's banned (probably not)
>>222023110i hope you placed tp on the toilet seat
>>222023118if I ever meet a post 2016 4tran mod/trannitor irl I'm beating their ass in roblox
>>222023124She’s fully clothedInstagram says it’s ok so Hiroshi says so too
>>222022930Idgi
>>222022715not yet but I'm gonna ask my pal if he wants to go see it, now that you've brought it up
>Jannies are faggotsYeah no kidding. Have you seen their Discord?
>>222022954I wish I knew who this was desu. Or at least a version with audio
>>222023124he doesn't get banned
>>222023175They're too busy trooning each other out.
>>222023186lol true, but it's because he's one of the israeli shills on a VPN. you can tell by the filenames.
>>222023225Explain
>>222022925I don't think they go looking for stuff. Probably a mod wasn't online for a few days and had a backlog of reports to go through when he did come back online.
>one mamon with butter please
>>222023225is it the one who spams post hands?
>>222023271You'll be surprised. I got banned for a post I made two hours ago long after the thread ended too. Racism outside of /b/ btw. Then another was on a slow thread + slow board 24 hours later. Again. Racism outside of /b/ on all boards
tfw no gf
>>222022862Every cute girl is my crush
>>222023165I want to see it but xitter said it was mid
what does off topic racism outside of /b/ or trolling outside of /b/ mean anymore
So yea I'm home now back from the gym, even did a mini arm day after leg day because I finished early
Thoughts on cold approaching a complete stranger and telling her I find her cute or something
Dragon pokemon are shit and useless outside of the elite 4
>>222023471Do it and tell us the results
Let’s frot under the bleachers at the monster truck derby
>>222023497Pedophile deviant DNI
what's the grift of the month
>>222023335they're the same group.
>>222023497I have no idea what frot means and I'm scared to look it up
>>222023183there are better masturbation videos out there.
Every 5 years I rename my pets as if they were pokemon evolving. When I got my cat his name was Squirtle but he’s 5 now so his new name is Wartortle.
its raining cumbums
Maybe you should lamb chop it for a while huh?
>>222023471I saw a guy do that once and then the girl made a face, looked him up and down, and said no.
>>222023663why is he wearing an argentina jersey
>>222023411I let /tv/ spoil the entire movie for me cause they just love to do that, but idgaf, I loved most of what Kane's put out on his YT channel, so I'd like to see it anyway
>>222023555Oh you’d like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_RYZsOfpKY
it's crazy that people in america protest to keep illegals here, and in europe they protest to keep them out and kick them out
>>222020239that's not a duck, it's a mallardyou fool
>>222023830They mostly don't.
>>222023743Pedophile deviant>>222023830Everyone I know supports the deportations.
>A man has been sentenced by the local district court in Flensburg to six months’ probation for displaying an anti-Semitic notice in his shop there. As a condition of his probation, he must pay a fine of 1,200 euros to the Ladelund Concentration Camp Memorial. The court found it proven that on September 17, 2025, the 60-year-old had displayed a sign in a clearly visible location in his secondhand shop for about four hours, which read:>JEWS ARE BANNED FROM THIS PREMISES!!!>Nothing personal, and it’s not anti-Semitism either—I just can’t stand you.
>>222023930Germany is not a serious country
watchin destiny
i dont really know how to behave normally, like have a normal conversation and shit so im mostly just dead face and try to avoid interaction
>>222023110Your legs look like mine :o
https://discord.gg/B7Expn74Nz
>>222023930Is probation supervised?
>severe thunderstormsBASED
just dawned on me that Poland is ALMOST "Pooland"
>>222023854Mallards are ducks
At the library right now
>>222024085Po in German means butt So it all comes together perfectly
>>222024103goosed that ignant mfer
Just jacked off now to jump in the shower
>>222024136This nigga reading lol
>>222024168Are you sephardic?
>>222024168Jew
>>222024151oh my god...does Poland know about this yet???
watchin zackrawrr
I'm Verbal Kint but I'm not Kayser Soeze
>>222024181No>>222024183Canucka
>>222021936What part of "they both hate Christians" didn't you understand kike? Blow each other up for all I care
We on some certified Bomboclat type shit
A man could spend his entire life in search of the Perfect Goon and never find it.And it would not be a life wasted.
I like chubby women but the comfy kinda chubby
we must become better men
I'm so awkward when I try to talk to women. I'm like some kinda sperg type guy. A sperglord. KHHV and whatnot. Somebody needs to explode my fucking head with a head exploder device, thus changing me from an alive person into a dead person.
The Art of the Goon-by Cum Tzu
nuttin' yahoo is finished
>>222024443Lol
>>222024449Trump activated netanyahus trap card *pulls out Epstein video of trump raping child in early 2000s
>>222024381a big tit hippie chick approached me today as I was looking over the program for this alternative left-wing circus festival where she's one of the organizers. I'm not exactly sure of her motivations, but I said I'd drop by later this week. She's not exactly beautiful but she's got a whale of a body and she's in this cool alt-ethno female vocal group, so I'd totally date her. But I'm not even gonna approach her first, I'll let the situation clarify itself by making her do that, if she really wants that autistic 4chan troll D.
>>222024425lol fuck your stupid kissless headless virgin chungus life
>>222024449Many are saying this!
>>222024502Good luck sLOVEnianon
how about Jeffrey Pepstein and he shows up at high school varsity football games and gets everyone pepped up and cheering for the home team but then he rapes a bunch of people under the bleachers
Deep
>>222024533Fuck my ass
>>222024559Trusting kikes is where the white man went wrong
>>222024513Correctamundo! That's a bingo!
Recycle>>222020245>>222020245>>222020245
or Jeffrey Shlepstein and he's the same guy but really lackadaisical about it all like he forgets to bring the girls to the island and Clinton and Gates and Trump are like "JEFF WHAT THE HELL WE HAD TO KILL SO MANY PEOPLE JUST TO GET HERE WHERE ARE THE GIRLS???!!" and he's panicking and comes up with a hare-brained scheme to pass off some chinese-made RealDolls but they end up severing the dicks of the first contenders and Jeff has to pay for their drycleaning because of the faulty mechanical chinese pussies in the dolls
