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based on how that porsche looked, that guy probably could've stayed in the driver's seat and survived
>>222027383aw fuck it came out unreadable
>>222027390What?
My favorite foods are the kind you can hold. Tacos, pizza, hamburgers
Why do girls with acne look away from me? I don't look like a zit.
I have the opposite of trypophobia. When I see that stuff I really want to touch it
Any adult virgins browsing /cum/ tonight?
Im thinking about telling you guys about mythical creatures again
It's time to smoke marijuana and get high
It's a bit odd that we're expected to have sex as children
>>222027431That is so unlikely it is near impossible I refuse to believe there are adult virgins that aren't deformed cripples
>>222027438Same
I have to get back to going to work high.
>>222027371>>>/pol/
>>222027433Go ahead
>>222027438https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-438JWDXD_0
>>222027401it's only fucked up on the passenger side and the driver door still opens. Plus the interior still looks pretty clean but idk
I remember when google was a reliable search engine
>>222027481Like 12+ years ago?
anybody got a spare capo
>>222027481I remember when you used to wait in the car
Who wants to discuss gun control?
>>222027517sry, I must be loyle
>>222027531Ok
>>222027517You play guitar?
I come here to post before b d ma nun ce sta nisciun/cum/ has been dead lately
jason was the heart and soul of cum, now that hes gone its wasting away
>>222027595I've been busy having LOTS of sex with HOT women.
My boat arrived in the mail todayIt only weighs 2 lbsTomorrow evening I'll be on some pristine back country mountain lakes with my cock out
DON'T PUSH IT! I'LL GIVE YOU A THREAD YOU WON'T BELIEVE!
>>222027531Business idea: Start a religion where having a gun on you at all times is a core believe and you're a bigot and a racist if you object
>>222027543I won the debate
>>222027633Credat Judaeus Apella, non ego
The iranians have spent decades seeking to acommodate the US and Gulf subhumans. This resulted in geopolitical creep, endless foreign oeganized destabilization attempts, and crushing poverty. Then one day, a faction of the Iranian state (the IRGC) decided to draw a line in the sand and fight back regardless of the cost. Thanks to those brave and steadfast men, Iran is on track to become the master of West Asia. But they're not there yet. There will probably be one final, difficult test, before Iran finally ascends to its rightful place as a regional superpower.
>>222027671I hope they nuke israel
>>222027666damn, you one bad mf
https://youtu.be/1bNmD6KmZmM?si=4VeJGg-paV2h0FBP
Uh oh ... is that...... POLITICS??
this one always makes me laugh
>>222027687Well if this is all there is I'm going to bed. Ce verimm aropp
>>222027677We all do
>>222027706If you ain't sleepy yet... You ain't black
>>222027398smith the smithweaver the weaverfisher the fisherbaker the baker
Tea? Before bed? Brilliant!
>>222027721butcher baker candlestick maker
>>222027398>>222027721Dick Shitshoveler
How can I make myself more approachable to Hummingbirds.
Who to get bummed by tomorrow18yo ESL hapa or 25yo white dudeDecisions, decisions, decisions
>>222027751Ewwwww
>>222027749You either need to convince them you're a flower or a hummingbird
>>222027751Your butt isn't meant to accommodate penis
They're doing this to me tomorrow
This thing looks like a body bag and is about as thick as a contractor bag. Hopefully it can hold me. I'm 15 lbs over the recommended rider weight lol
Why do faggots always post anime pictures with their disgusting fetishes
>>222027773Honey, I’m home!
>>222027773>THEY DID A MASS DAVID CARRADINE, JERRY!
>>222027778Something about anime seems to cause viewers to self-insert as girls, and either troon out or become gay as a result, more so than other media like regular films. I’ve generally avoided anime all my life due to the apparent cognitohazard (and general lack of interest), so I can’t really speculate about the reason why.
>>222027790LMAO
I was at an "I can't believe it's not yogurt" yogurt shop in the mid 90's when my friend was murdered, stabbed to death in the back of the restaurant. His coworker was also stabbed but not killed. We were all being held up by an accomplice with a large knife threatening death if we moved. The two looked to be Albanian or some other med mystery meat. They never caught the people involved. A few girls get murdered in Austin and they make a fucking TV series about it. Meanwhile my friend's family has moved back to Canada and sworn off the USA with good reason. I hate Hollywood.
>>222027775>15lbs overYou're sinking brother
>>222027829>"I can't believe it's not yogurt" yogurt shopWhat does that even mean
>>222027775Is that a shower cap for your giant afro
wonder when did my life go wrong
>>222027804I like a couple of anime. I rewatch cowboy bebop and trigun every few years. I watched one at my friends house once where the dude had the head of a alligator for some reason that I liked too. Don't know the name of it tho
>>222027829
Who else is going to work tomorrow morning?
>>222027829This also happens in Canadahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_River_McDonald's_murders
sigh
>>222027751stop having casual sex with men
I think I want to ditch the neet life, move to the shitty and get a blonde gf
>>222027862Cape Breton mentioned
i wish i could have casual sex with women but i cant even talk to them
>>222027857Day off tomorrow
>>222027881Your penis and urethra will share the bacteria of many men
>>222027839It's my newest boat!>>222027831The lakes aren't that big at least and I planned on swimming anyways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C3E4MBf1CQ
>>222027887Women are like dudes in perfume and makeup, and they only wear perfume and makeup because they're ugly and they smell bad. And they vaginas are like an inch from their asshole LMOA remember that next time you are sweating and stuttering
>>222027887you could try learning portuguese
Momberg still not home with my dinner. Might have to hit her when she finally gets here
>>222027911Rape correction is required
did you fall from heaven because your pussy is an inch away from your asshole
fuck everyone who said im too insane to cook
>>222027903Didn’t Buddha say that
>>222027917lol
women are incredibly cute, some of them at least
>>222027919Looking good, Jason
>>222027926Pretty sure it was a deleted scene from the joy of painting, but who knows with reincarnation and sheeit
>>222027919if I were George Thorogood I'd write a boogie song bout dat luscious steak, mmm-mmm!
hypothetically if jason was here would he deny being jason or would he be open about it
>>222027903Perhaps most damning of all, they have 1/4 inch cocks, and most of them are faggots who want to suck cock and eat cum and get fucked
>>222027862I still remember the gurgling sounds and the coworker saying he was dead. desu I blanked out part if the time because I thought I was going to die. This was in Richardson TX, a suburb of Dallas. I have no idea if the two murders were connected but I'm pissed that this other event seems to have been forgotten.
Stop talking about e-personalities
East coast best coast
henya is my oshi
>>222027979How about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannya
>>222027986japanese folklore is so kino
>>222027986I just know this as japanese goblin
>>222027996Brown people aren't allowed to like that
>>222027986looks like an HR woman
>>222028003Brazil has the largest Japanese migrant community in the world
>>222028009Lmao
>>222028014This is not a matter of great interest to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sIdTI18lCU1977's Front Page News is a fascinating take of the daintiest of British hard rock bands on yacht rock and that's because there's a definite undertone of fierceness to the proceedings regardless and the band was extremely adept at atmospherics as it was
im so awkward i will never have sex in my life
ZoomZoom? Whatever happened there
>>222028036Once you realize women are way more awkward and self conscience it becomes easier. They are just as horny, they just want a confident man to show them the way.
>>222028048I don’t see the benefit to chasing him out. The thread is dying. Bullying Butthew out of here was necessary because his schizo spam was scaring away normal posters. ZZ has been fine
We didn't know that women get horny until like 2015. Before that everyone thought women only had sex begrudgingly make their husbands do chores
should I eat the second steak
>>222028071You guys only talk about two things blump and pussy no in-betweens
>>222028058actually that doesn't help
>>222028079He said you can grab women by their pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-1Qn2QAF4cthose sessions ultimately produced this live gem which I can only describe as yacht noise pop and if you can dig that you might get what made this subtly unusual band so great
Lets talk about jack vance's dying earth series
>>222028080Maybe u are gay and it is you waiting for the confident man.
>>222028104You faggots complain about getting pussy have YOU ever gone to a girl you liked and said "Yo bitch did you fall from the sky because you look like a fucking angel so me give me your fucking number let's go on a fucking date" no YOU fucking haven't so literally quit BITCHING!!! FUCK!!!
who would win in a fight, shrek or wreck it ralph
>>222028104would rather be gay its much easier
>>222028144AND I WANT TO KNOW FOR A NO RULES STREET FIGHT AND ALSO FOR A ORGANIZED MMA STYLE FIGHTSEPARATE ANSWERS please
>>222028127I am married and had no problem getting laid before either. Just be confident and be yourself.
>>222028163But I want to lose my virginity to one girl and I want her to be my fucking wife I don't want to date a bunch of roasties like you did fuck you!!!
>>222028144How about Wreck It Ralph Cifaretto
>>222028175this
How about shrek is love shrek is life
I'm becoming pissed
I'm tired but have to finish my last 4 beers before bedSomeone crack one with me
lets just admit thats its over
>be handsome>be white>have hair>have car>have fashion>be somewhat charismatic>can speak 4 and a half languages>be socially and culturally smart>decent height for my cunt>It doesn't matter because i'm a neet so i don't have social life nor money to meet girlsBRVTAL moneypill
white people love they sad songs
Legendary 4chan momentAlmost as good as dub the dew
Polls closed in California. After counting time, we should get the result in about 10-12 weeks
>>222028219I just came back from the polls I voted for Karen Bass and Steyer I couldn't give two fucks about this dying state I am moving out to Florida soon so fuck you!!!
>>222028208>decent height >5'7
>>222028208Pretend to be a down on your luck artist or author or some gay shit and mop the floor cause you'll be causing pussy juice leaks
I KNOW HALF OF YOU HALF AS WELL AS YOU DESERVEAND THE OTHER HALF I KNOW HALF BETTER THAN MY PRO-MERCIAN RACIAL CLEANLINESS POLICY ALLOWS
my china products will be arriving maybe tomorrow, maybe the day after tomorrow, regardless i will have a new true wireless earbuds that i hope wont have any issues
>>222028226yeah spanish women are ugly as fuck like they look arab or some shit I would rather fuck german and czech girls
>>222028229are you that guy who hates Philip K Dick
>>222028226i'm 5'10that's top 30% in Spain and Spanish women are minions anyway
>>222028224How about Karen Ass
>>222028175The roasties were what I called "practice girls", then I married a pure heart.
you not as charismatic as you think if you dont have a social life
>>222028240yeah spanish women are hideous move to sweden or the czech republic or germany
https://youtube.com/shorts/mlIll-wMJio?si=CpBzvlq5fcexMTri
Forgot my binoculars at home ):
>>222028242so let's start a debate suppose you're attractive but have 0 friends and 0 social life can you still get attractive pussy
>>222028239I'm the exact guy who loves the PKD!
>>222028248i would get heightmogged there thoughever>>222028246i had a bunch of friends but i because i can't afford to do plans i ended up cutting ties, has nothing to do with charisma
>>222028262fuck you
always wanted to have binoculars
You a bitch ass nigga, homie
>>222028266what do you look like do you look like an arab or do you look white like julian casablancas if so you can get german pussy
>>222028258Easily. I’ve moved across the country to somewhere that I didn’t know anybody, and I found it much easier to get my dick wet than to make platonic friends.
>>222028258>0 friends and 0 social life can you still get attractive pussyReal answer is no. Personality and perceived social status almost always trump physical appearance.
>>222028277WHO is this supposed to represent
>>222028279How about you offer him your own women?
>>222028277add a turtle shell to his back
>>222028270
