sade edition
the newas it were
>>222028816gorgeous biomass lass
why arent english people allowed to do thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQIaA_R_Kds
alri
*salutes*
prefer this one
>>222028843wtf do you know how i could find it?>>222028779éminence grise of /brit/
>>222028852why was she trying to singlehandedly take over a police stationwhat the fuck was her plan here
>>222028862x
>>222028860
>>222028860Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/-aG5sbukn_A?t=249
>>222028860cute
Rorke's dad on a mad one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_cqSuaUhKs
>>222028869https://youtu.be/CLHf4RF2IHo?si=db5UstUmP93YVA5v&t=298Oh it's still up
>>222028860why dont yank police just breathalyse people rather than making them prance about like mongs
why yall niggas be sayin me instead of my
rorke wont like this
>>222028904dialect innit
>>222028903she wasn't doing anything illegal before she got in the car
>>222028901where's the katy and cronem part because honestly i'm not watching all of that
>>222028907Liverpool are such a bent fucking faggot leftist cunt football club.If you support Liverpool, you are genuinely a fucking gay cunt and need to be castrated.
>>222028920get a grip
>>222028903they do all the DUI tests to build a case against you. it's all evidence that will be used in court. you have the right (and ppp always should) to deny field testing.
>>222028919literally linked you to 10 seconds before it starts you lazy fucking prick. i dug it up for you, handed it to you on a plate of gold, and you repay me this way?
>>222028919nvm it's 5 mins in found it
>>222028920so this is evertonlad
>>222028932could they use you denying testing as evidence is court?
what ever became of 2016mong
don't want to sleep
>>222028939scr
>>222028951no. you have the right to not answer any questions or do any simon says tests and they can't even mention at all you denied it in court
>>222028956he's still here. he is the primary atheist meltdown brit and also comes to heil hitler now and then and post books he hasnt read
>>222028956hanged
>>222028951nohowever you might upset the officer and provoke him into arresting you
>>222028956ofcom got him
the sausages are officially on
>>222028986bit early no?
>>222028986An early breakfast is it
taking carberg in for a service today hope there isn't anything wrong with it
Lil B - B.O.R.(Birth Of Rap) BASED MUSIC VIDEO DIRECTED BY LIL B!!!!! ANSWER TO "D.O.R."
>>222028989>>222028992if I want to eat the sausages before work I must do it early
>>222028901proof that /brit/ is not good for the brain innit
going to play some far cry 6 on my day off and wait for my deliveries
>>222029021what deliveries x
how do you pronounce ouija
>>222029034wee gee
the time has come and so have I
>>222029024a new watch and a new camera lens
>>222029039thought so
think im gonna go buy some mcdonalds burger
I've lost a decent amount of weight in the last few months but I have no musclemass so I just look like a twink/heroin addict now
>>222029060good post and flag combination
>>222029060I would do the same but they don't sell burger until 11am in this country because of woke
put too much cream in the cold brew and ruined it :(
>>222029060Some steaks with бypгepc and кoкa-кoлa with ice, brazza
>>222029091looks like bro is thinking really hard
sweating, balding, and farting in my childhood bedroom
remember her
me and my gf
>>222029113saw this and instinctively went to reply "rorke" without even thinking about it
now that's some good eatinhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780448680270313.mp4
>>222029153sceam
>>222029153
About to apply to a job which has a 30 days of holiday, yanks could never imagine it
merry christmas
>>222029181only 184 days til christmasmad
>>22202916930 days off to sit in your concrete box shack and look at the window at the barbed wire fence and stray dogs (if you're lucky enough to live on your own before you turn 40) AmeriGODs live more in a day than you will in a lifetime
visitin the UK (london) for a couple months, anything cool to do? other than killing myself obviously
>>222029200what do you like to do
get the diabetes diagnosed
>>222029169i have unlimited pto. i'm taking july off and then 2 weeks in october. for christmas we close for 2 weeksand then obviously regular stuff like sick days, doctors appointments, etc
>>222029218underground music, drugs and driving around serene places. i love hiking too but is there any really good mountains out there?
Using a jock strap as a turd slingshot, would it work? Only one way to find out I suppose.
>>222029230nightmare when you go back to look for a specific helpful hint you read earlier in the helpful hints guide only to find it is in the separate quick reference guide
>>222029256The only worthwhile mountains are in Scotland or the Lake District
>>222029256>London>serene>mountains
had a dream about phil foden
>>222029287
>>222029287Lovely lamp fitting, brickwork is a little shoddy though
>>222029267looked it up, the tallest mountain in the UK stands tall at 1300m, that's not really even a mountain tbq, i'll pass on hiking.>>222029272i don't plan on staying in london for the entirety of 2 months. only thing i look forward to doing in london is hitting cool sports bars cus it's world cup szn (and we don't have them in india) and maybe some fakemink gigs.
even in 99% Spaniard towns they put bars on their windows and doors, shame how much they've degenerated
dont like brick housesprefer wood and plaster
>>222029308yeah and it's lush uno beero por favor
>>222029308that's probably a spanish thing
not getting any ideas
and the latest on cheesy michael?
>>222029200why dont you stay there permanently and move your entire extended family in with you
>>222029326Quentin Scobie
cheeeeesy michael open up the door
why is it so common?
>>222029326>cheesy michael its true
do you ever see those guys who are married to asian women but don't speak the languagethat always baffles mehow do they communicatehow did they even meet
>population 425is there really that much crime in places like this
I am spiritually American
>>222029341cheesy michael was originally a /brit/ gimmick from 2017
Eva Vlaardingerbroek is so peng, I might become a far right rorke for her
New business idea: Quentin Scobie and Candice should shag until she bears a female child and she should be locked away in a tower like the woman in BioShock Infinite until she is of age to be my wife
>>222029169i get no vacation days but i dont mind because i want life to go by as fast as possible
It is a seperate american picking up my spain roasting for all those concerned
>>222029359Bet she does some wicked farts though.
just took this picture
>>222029346literally me
>>222029327no, i'm doing good here
I have never seen a vagina
/brit/ is now the quentin scobie fanclub
>>222029389bizarre lie
>>222029381don't start with that shit emmayank
>>222029359its always a grift, fit girls don't become ((((far-right)))) activists
>>222029383decent framingtreat yourself to a real camera
quentin scobie open up the door
>>222029389After seeing Candice's hairy muff no other compares to it. I sigh longingly.
Having one to one meetings with the toilfu this week
>>222029402>griftleftypol..
>>222029429get this mouse perched atop a toadstool immediately
>>222029429make a moveyou are still young you can afford to take a risk
I'm 33. That's young. Just a kid really.
Bit fookin mental how fit she is
the evil clouds are conspiring to harm me
I looked through the archive and people are saying heatherpaedo is Quentin Scobie. Also wind is being weird that I can smell the sea from my house right now for some reason
bring back rage comics
>>222029490right well that's it for you then
She is perfect in every way
>>222029494quentin mouldie
Put the catbergs litter box in the bathroom so we can poo together
got a 10/10 album on x
>>222029513
>australians haven't created any-
>>222029531
On the bus, travelling to the city to see my brother. Definitely going to need some runt slop when I arrive
>>222029538Imagine having two willys and being an incel
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780361961642158.mp4rorke on a mad one
>>222029523Mental how he will just shit on the floor in the hallway now instead
could have a hundred willies for all the difference it makes
Honestly i love north korea so much it makes me cry at times
>>222029562when you're drunk like this if you take one on the button you'll be heemed instantly. Seen it many times.
>>222029581I feel like this for Ella
Just found out that this is me
>>222029581why x
The woke have tried to cancel north korea multiple times but they've always failedKim jong-un can't be canceled (he has ICMBS)
all a man needs is a telly and an air fryereverything else is superfluous
>>222029593tummy and small breast erotic
>>222029603Also China as an ally helps
I'm 31I'm washedI'm oldI'm baldI'm uncI'm elderlyIt's over
>>222029581leftypol saying this without ever committing to moving there
>>222029611food for air fryerelectric for telly
>>222029602They are a normal country They love their leader and their country and their own korean race They don't import infinity wogsThey have a strong military The men are masculine They work hard for the benefit of the common goodIn short it's the opposite of this country
>>222029632ever been
>>222029629Leftypol hates north korea because theres no biomass or trannies there
her titties out jus like new orleans x
oh girlie... thats not x
Pyongyang looks like it's made of sweets
>>222029647what's going on here then
>>222028903It's entertaining
Do you believe in life after love?
>>222029663Pengyang
>>222029657torso looks like if homer simpson was batman
Any lads in here ever done a proper demolition job on a bird while shagging her ot you all runtish weasels who shag timidly
65 bands on a leather bag
do they even have vidya in north korea aside from the glorious leader supposedly playing world of tanks
Once got into an argument with my dad and I thoroughly dismantled every aspect of what he'd said and he just replied with 'alright Ben Shaprio' and everyone at the family do laughed and even my mum was trying not to laugh.
>>222029669dunno
>>222029703done you
>>222029687Have literally never had sex even once in my life ever
am uncbunny x
somehow I doubt everyone in the family including your mum knew who Ben Shapriro is
>>222029716pumscreeming this is me
>>222029708jean la fit must be candice la fit's ancestor>>222029729alri ben shapiro
I wonder what the government and elites who are desperately trying to get immigrants to take over the uk going to deal with Northern Ireland?Even though Loyalists are mostly knuckle dragging retards they are still very anti immigrant and Northern Ireland has a very integrated community and are not opposed to vigilante justice through paramilitaries etc.That’s why you never will hear about a grooming gang in Northern Ireland as they would be killed, immigrants in Northern Ireland are always on their best behaviour because zero tolerance is shown if not which is the opposite of the rest of the UK
>>222029729Don't come from a normie family, they're all lefty scousers.
Gotta get up gotta get up gotta get upfor another day of toil...
>>222029740I love the Irish. England deserves what they're getting for what they did to the Irish, German, Americans.
we need some kind of jarvis-like AI tool that runs analytics on all the /int/ generals simultaneously to find out which ones currently have an active biological woman posting there
>>222029740Feel like it's like this in Med countries too. Shitalians dress all fancy and urbane but they'll lynch a 'hammed if he steps out of line and it wont be on the news
>>222029755need that arse rubbed on my tongue and nostrils
>>222029755Fucking he’ll what a body where can I find more of her
>>222029755quite the toilet on her
>>222029765isn't there one on the israel one
>>222029765contact palantir maybe they can get it running
No offence to any women on here but you would have to be an absolute ghoul of a woman to post here
>>222029687I guess so, current gf got a few good hard rides in the beginning, made her bleed and it wasn't her time of month, nor was she a virgin. Not so hard as to ruin her fanny for me though, just for smaller willarded men.
>Placing order: your amazon parcel will arrive on Friday 5th June>Order placed: your amazon parcel has been dispatched! It will arrive Wednesday 3rd Junethe trick is knowing that they're sending out a trillion vans every day with other people's prime parcels anyway so they just chuck yours in there too. Every order is next day delivery, all the time, for free.
If you're white what exactly is the move here, do you fess up or do you say prefer not to say which just means you're white also and hope to not be discriminated against
>>222029796or a peng ting like candice (she was quite autistic tho yeah)
>>222029768Northern italians noCentral and southern ones yesSpain noPortugal noGreece yesBalkans yes
>>222029822prefer not to say
>>222029826Someone is obsessed, bring up Candice a beautiful woman who hasn't posted here in years. Seek therapy.>>222029836Why not? (leslie nielsen on airplane bit)
>>222029822i always put mixed because i'm half welsh
>>222029822for me it's got to be picking the most outlandish option to poison the data set
was doing an interview and they asked my "nationality" and I said American. Then they said white, black, asian, etc and I said American again. Did not get the job
>current gfroar imagine being this fucking normal
>>222029850True actually, I'm going with this one then, it doesn't actually rule out the fact I can be multiple white ethnicities
Northern Ireland is by far the most hard line country when it comes to dealing with immigrants If migrants literally do anything they get attacked and burnt out of their homes, they aren’t allowed to roam the street as groups of men, they aren’t allowed to hang out in public and if they move into an estate they are watched like hawks and if they so much as give someone a dirty look they get their windows smashed It’s clear the Western governments and elites are desperately trying to get immigrants to destroy the west but I have no idea how they plan on dealing with Northern Ireland
>>222029740northern ireland will unite with the republic probably in like 5 years minimum 20 years max. unionist/loyalists will just have to integrate as there will be nothing left to fight for or against and ireland will finally be what the men of 1916 always dreamed of. another copypaste western liberal democracy with a white minority population by 2060
>>222029873Do you have alzheimer's mate you just posted something like that
>>222029873As long as they aren't catholic they will be fine with it
>... got up early wearing my excellent glasses watching SNLuks on Sky one on my tv via Sky stream in home …
Select "bisexual" on job forms now. It's not like they'll be ask me to suck their dicks during the interview...
>>222029897SCR wtf is that from?
>>222029873sup mouldiesup scobiefucking be quiet you massive sperg
have no idea what’s going in in northern ireland tbqh
>>2220299052/10 hotel room maid in USA
The Battle of Brunanburh was the final nail in the coffin for paganism in Britain. Penda, the last Anglo-Saxon king to reject Christ in favor Woden, had been killed in 655 at the Battle of the Winwaed. Guthrum was defeated over 200 years later by Alfred the Great and was baptized as a Christian.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_BrunanburhAfter Brunanburh, even Viking invaders later on like Sven Forkbeard, his son Cnut the Great, and Harold Hardrada were Christians.
>>222029905not shapely :/
>>222029909an actual job application I filled out for Zizzi's pizzeria when I was on the dole
>>222029865Only had 2, first one at 25. I'm a balding chopped unc now you see.
JLingz... hehthe story of a young but talented youngster...
got the new battlestation setup
going to get the test tested today, fucking hate needles though
>>222029924Yes it is
>>222029905gormless
>>222029948it notit really not
>>222029937Had that strange half season at West Ham where he was the best player in the league somehow
>>222029926Still no gf at 36 me.
Emilia Clarke on the Dish Podcast lads!
>>222029873The birthrate for ethnic Irish people is virtually non-existent. They won't have enough Irish people to maintain functional levels. Soros paid for the big campaign to legalize abortion in Ireland, and I wouldn't doubt that some women from Northern Ireland travel south across the border for a abortions. It's an entirely untenable situation all around unless immigration is ended, and society starts prioritizing families again.
>>222029925should have picked one then typed up a 300 page word document about why and sent them it
>>222029945I think I also have low test but doubt I'll ever do anything about it.I've got a big varicocele on my left bollock, it's like a gigantic bundled up vein. They can apparently cause low test because the extra heat from the big vein makes it harder for your sperms to survive in there and for you to produce testosterone or whatever.
>>222029953Don't think you know what shapely means.
>>222029956It's over >>222029960I will keep the gaelic race alive in the Nuevomundo
>>222029974>well-proportioned, or graceful
blud getting the dictionary out to determine whether he can goon
This is perfect
>>222030005dont like when old hags dress up as children and sexualize it
don't like skinny foidsdon't like fat foids
we're fairly close to the >>222222222 get
>>222030005cap
>>222030005Wish she'd sit on my face
>>222030020I hope it's "poo"
Ladies and Gentlemen.Niggers.
>>222030028The only other white man besides me has posted. How do
>>222029822These are always optional so I never bother
any gay niggas in?
>>222030044ITS PAYNE. WHACK 'IM
>>222030046hello
>>222030046cant say that
>>222029941I used to have a monitor like that, then remembered I'm not gay so got rid of it.
>>222029855People genuinely believe that tho
>>222030005So why does she cover her arse when she is dressed like that and posting it on the internet anyway? She does have pants on... right?
>>222030064yh
>>222030075Just fuckin did mate
Just kept trying to click the tabs button on a screenshot image I'd just opened, going proper senile.
>>222030020>1260 posts in the last 2 hours>630 posts per hour.>191k posts to that getgoing to be like 2 weeks
somethings wrong with me woke up 3 hours ago and tossed and turned for a bit then got very flushed and sweaty for a minute now theres this feeling of constant anxiety in my stomach and when i try to sleep my mind starts panicking and racing and i have to sit up again for another sip of water to remind myself im ok
>>222030095lol
>>222030113Want a hug?
I CAN'T BREATHETHE WAY I DID BEFOREDON'T STAB YOUR KIRPAN IN MEI WON'T BE IGNORED
church of england
>>222030066Appreciated this postChecked
>>222030132needs to return to the fold of Rome ASAP
Saw a pic of my Dad from the early 90s and he basically looked exactly like pic related. He was a prime shagger (of women) and yet I look like David Mitchell for some reason.
need to stop porn, runescape and 4changotta grow up dont i
don't like when foreigns come in here and post their outer /int/ tier jokes
Big sun coming strong through the motel blindsWake up to your girlFor now, let's call her Cleopatra, CleopatraI'll watch you fix your hairThen put your panties on in the mirror, CleopatraThen your lipstick, Cleopatra
the church of england
someone feed me an outer /int/ joke so i can piss a certain person off
>>222030151Playing runescape is fine
>>222030176nah it's a massive time sink and a complete waste of life
>>222030188Islamichaels wonChristiannetty lost
any shemale fantasy goes out the window when you encounter one irlsaw a tranny in a pub (and I'm not even talking about a big obvious freakish hulk)there is just a very eerie quality to them, they don't move right or talk write and their proportions look so odd
>>222030064........yh
Churchill lostHitler wonExterminationist National Socialism is the ideology of the 21st century, not tory capitalism.
>>222030174*rapes you*
>>222030206grow up
>>222029873Nonsense go to the Ormeau road some time
I agree with Reddit on the topic of Keanu ReevesHe just is so wholesome chungus, I'm sorry.
>>222030198They're possessed by demons
>>222030198why would you entertain the fantasy of shagging a tranny, or wank to trannyporn it’s just gay no matter how you cope it
>>222030224Nothing gay about appreciating a beautiful penis
>>222030131Visajeet with no visa ;(
understand why some people are obsessed with certain /brit/ personalities now, i just can't get candice and quentin scobie out of my head
>>222030198No shit they are mentally ill men.Timothy James Byrne in a dress and heels.
>>222030224literally nothing gay about feminine penises
>>222030251you live in a sunny place where you can get uno beeros at every corner and you're sat inside thinking about 4chan personalitieswhat are you like
>>222006966the stumble sea abode also yes you mongs it’s gay to be attracted to trannys
>close tab>reopen tab with same page you just closed
>>222030263i've got no AC so it sucks, sweating in my sleep now
leftypol saying something sillyrorke eating his organic protein cereal and nodding and saying 'hmm' (he's not listening)
why are latams like this
rorke and leftypol seething at thisbased nature lovers such as myself very happy
think I shall be having a chinese and getting the beers in and watching some classics eps of rlm botw
I SEE THRU THE BRICKS TO THE SEAFACKIN STRAYAYOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHERE I'M FROMFACKING STRAYA
>>222030272get the metal fan from amazon for like $50 or whatever that is in euros ordered helped me get through a heat wave with no ac in my horrible rented place during covid
>>222030093There are more than two genders!
>erm ackshually the mentally ill man takes hormone pills and wears dresses so that makes him a woman because he's feminine and its straight that I want to bum his hairy musky arse and clap my bollocks against his
I'm a huge metal fan
>>222030292nooo it should be adolf hitler :(
>>222029685scream
>>222029429growing up my neighbours all had thumbs like thisi suspected their parents are related, was a very rural area
>>222029685fucking retching
>>222030309I like it occasionally
>>222029755crikey thats an arse and a half
>>222030309found a pic of you x
>>222030188harddrive checks on these two
honest questionwhy is poo considered NSFW?
>>222030292are there any cool animals or is it just gay little ones like that
>>222030334your fat disgusting pig mother will be included
>>222030327hardly huge
Having sex with children is okay in america and the UK as long as you aren't racist or antisemitic
>>222030331Its gross and icky, it doesnt have to be sexual. Same way you being naked would be nsfw
>>222030341fat disgusting pigs arent cool so im guessing not
>>222030361>>222030361>>222030361
>>222030349i think in the catacombs of the deranged leftypol mind they believe racism/antisemitism is just as bad if not worse than that so they justify it through it being equal or something
>>222030331comes out you arse mate
