How did the American cross the road?...HE DIDN'T!! He got in his car, drove 8 miles down interstate 23 to make a legal U-Turn and then got shot on the way back!
Actually, he rolled across because being extremely obese and round is efficient for rolling.
>>222030658freedom ain't free brah
>>222031001At least his daughter wasn't gangraped by pakis while the police bled him out for being white
By the way you're barely less fat than we are. Overweight + obesity (BMI ≥ 25) is ~64–67% in the UK vs. higher in the US (~70%+)
>>222031187No, instead his daughter married an illegal immigrant.
>>222031187do you think we forgot all the stories about the few remaining white people in your shithole country getting stabbed to death by feral nogs like that ukrainian girl or the young football player
>>222030658denmark more like FUNNYmark
>>222032407Hol on hol on hol on, I got another oneWhat results did the American get back on his 23andMe test?....Sugar, Enriched Flour (Bleached Wheat Flour, Malted Barley Flour, Niacin, Ferrous Sulfate Or Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Tallow, Dextrose, Egg, Contains 2% Or Less Of: Soybean Oil, Modified Food Starch, Glycerine, Whey, Corn Starch, Salt, Corn Syrup Solids, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Hydrogenated Tallow, Baking Soda, Cottonseed Oil, Soy Lecithin, Cellulose Gum, Sorbic Acid And Potassium Sorbate (To Retain Freshness), Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate, Polysorbate 60, Mono And Diglycerides, Xanthan Gum, Monocalcium Phosphate, Enzymes, Natural And Artificial Flavors, Yellow 5, Red 40.
>>222030658>Missed the part where he gets shot
>>222032441screaming
kek it do be like that
United statians are so cooked by this
>>222030658>>222032441howling
>>222030658>>222032441keyed
>>222032390>tf>tp
>>222032441the first alchemist must be american
>>222034550What did the American alchemist do? Transmute burgers into fat!
>>222030658Did you know there is a 244,376 square kilometres patch of garbage floating in the North Atlantic?
>>222034955Sorry wrong picture
>>222031187>thinking about black dicksAnon stop being a stereotype
>>222030658And he was then brought to the ER but they kicked him out when they saw his credit score was so low that his insurance package doesn't cover bullet wounds! His last dying words were:>a-at least I have an air conditioner and wear shoes indoors. I don't think about europoo-ACK!
>>222034574LOL
why did the american jump out of the world trade center's 100th floor?to escape from the fire!
>>222030658not funny dude, thats how my relative diedRIP uncle buck we still miss you
>>222032441kek
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>>222030658>>222032441jej
>>222041139>american doctors when the patient's credit card doesn't go through
