Sara Jay edish
>>222031707Looks like an MMA fighter
>>222031707
>>222031707Love her
>>222031717You're one in a long list mate UK for pakisGermany for Turks/KurdsFrance for blacks
why are the new makers such freaks
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH>weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i hope the few remaining human posters on /brit/ realise all these poo and rorke posters are spambots. Dont know what the reason behind it is, i heard its something to do with maintaining a level of traffic to the server, but these posts arent actually made by people and you are genuinely retarded if you think people post like this overnight for no reason
the biomass loves fake grass
>>222031761Fuck off rorke you unfuckable squib
poo and rorke
feeling a shiver when I hear someone mention sabaton in real life. most reddit band going.
Rorke doing a poo
at toil pooing it a rorke post, woke won't like this
>>222031770screaming. done him (i am a robot bzz bzz)
Poorke
genuinely HATE anyone who smokes or drinks alcohol more than occasionally. find tattoos DISGUSTING and UGLY. i am BETTER than these CRETINS. !
The idea that any post or gimmick that you personally don't like is just boy activity might be the funniest example of a Messiah complex I've ever seen
>>222031798fact and true
>>222031797LOL
rorke
>>222031798What about fat mongs? Animals with no self-control if you ask me.
Rain jackets on lads
doing some boy activity
>>222031734>>222031744I could be making 2M view tweets, and raking in the Elonbux, but I do it here for the love of the game
>>222031707would
>>222031799imagine being such a shut in you cant distinguish between spam and human posts omdz please see a doctor
does this species of foid exist in britain?
i'm a sexual piece of meat i need to be used and discarded
>>222031773all their songs sound the same
>>222031826Ummy
>>222031799>boy activityGirls of /brit/, our response?
>>222031798Alcohol I agree on but ciggies are insanely peng
Best band of the 2000s? Camera Obscura Best band of the 1990s?Belle and Sebastian
Top 10 Rorke Blacked Moments
... got up early wearing my excellent glasses watching SNLuks on Sky one on my tv via Sky stream in home …
ive drank my brain away for too long my nerves are totally fucking shot
>>222031855grow up
i want to be a little old japanese man with a tiny house and garden and pray to a statue every day
... breakfast wearing my excellent glasses watching Monaco F1 GP highlights 2021 on sky sports F1 on my tv via Sky stream in home …
>>222031854How about Bellend and Sebastian
Is it normal to have no desire to not live anywhere else in the UK? I don't live in a great area myself, but I feel that I'd experience a lot of problems in any location once I get over aesthetic differences, so at least I'm comfortable and know my local area
grand rising :)
>>222031857I often get a mega pack of those Zespri Gold Kiwis from Costco
>>222031885Address the allegations. Are you or are you not Quentin Scobie?
utterly shocked to discover that the new boards of canada album is just as boring as all of their other albums
>>222031865Top 35 Rorke Blacked Moments
>>222031880i don't fucking know do iwhat a weird question
>>222031857very nice how much?
>>222031897This isn't boringhttps://youtu.be/vuG39sZxMp8
Every morning I do one rock solid poo followed half an hour later by one slightly softer poo often broken up into lots of little piecesAlmost like the solid poo is acting like a bung keeping the other stuff in. A lot to think about.
>>222031885>>222031896Having fun with your dollies?
the chinese gay porn
>>222031914yeah that's called constipation
>>222031897I thought it sounded coolThen again i only listened to the first 3 tracks and then went and did something else so you might be on to something
>>222031911This song feels like a victory that doesn't matter anymore. Like falling up, like making a discovery with great significance to someone you have never known.
>>222031910that's from borat
Out trying to find some animals to photograph and a couple of northern Irish foghorns keep running past me shouting about their lives and relationships and those of their friendsUnhelpful but at least they seem nice they said good morning and smiled warmly at me twice
>>222031906wonder if he still has a cheeky wnak every now and then
>>222031854>Best band of the 1990s?For me it's Rage Against the Machine, but Rorke will of course dismiss them as "woke"
>>222031897I listened to one track, and found it less enjoyable than their other albums. Bored of Boards of Canada
1969 in the sunshine
>>222031950I love sex position 69
>>222031897is board spelt b-o-r-e-d?
>>222031958scrimmy
>>222031854>>222031938>not KoЯnhttps://youtu.be/QCrbErzHD0g
need a job so fucking badly
>>222031920Constipation is when you can't poo mate, clearly I don't have that problem
well at least i can watch my animes tonight
>>222031880Id say its pretty normal. Depends where youre from. Wish i was born in london.
>>222031986thats goodx
Just having a rest me
>>222031947Pregnant?
>>222031938They're a bit cringe desu
>>222032002
>>222032000Why the long face?
>>222032000me neighbour ad an orse in the ouse
>>222031938more like rage on behalf of the machine
that's the car insurance paid for the year. £450
>>222032000
>>222031935i cannot really imagine this scenario is a strictly northern irish running club going past you or something? i apologise for the actions of my countrymen regardless
>>222032000this is the swede poster's bedroom
>>222032006I'm a horse and I'm fed up of hearing this you unoriginal piece of fodder
>>222032013They criticised the ruling class of America, so they were definitely against the machine
Arse insurance for pride season in case you need diapers for the rest of your life
frotting is so much hotter than anal
in light of recent (and tragic) events i shall be suction-cupping a large dildo to my forehead for the duration of the thread
>>222032033lmao
Seem to have stopped achieving any sort of enjoyment from drugs and alcohol. Think this is the plateau in which I have to choose between sorting my act out or just doing loads more drugs and pushing past the misery.
1Judge not, that ye be not judged.2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.I like these verses because it means if you allow other people to do anything they want you'll be allowed to do anything you want and not be judged for it
International friendlies a week before the world cup. we're not serious at all
rorke is urdu slang for a conservative modi supporter. curious...
Gagging for 222222222
hello lads morning it wednesday hump day
>>222032073kti sort of m. i still get a buzz on from the booze but the consequences are quickly becoming not worth it. maybe it's time for a sober night
i think im turning bengali i really think so
>>222032094imagine its a poo post or something that gets itlolx
oh did the numbers repeat themselves? did they? did they repeat themselves?
>>222032117LOL
I'd probably be normal and really outgoing if I grew up in London
>>222032139
>>222032060>>222032111>>222032146scored an early bedtime
>>222032092I always knew Rorke was a bhenchod
hate when a paki goes on about the specific part of the subcontinent their parents came from >Panjabi family life centres around the kitchen >Ah yes as Ghujuratis we cook our diarrhea masala in ghee>As everyone knows Goans have a beef with Kashmirurs you're all just pakis end of!
Hi!
slow threads these last few daysdon’t tell me you all got jobs
>>222032184
>diarrhea masala in ghee
>>222032144it more depends on your parentslikelihood is if your parents brought you up in london then they aren't going to be completely useless
>>222032180
on the booze last night and posted some rorke stuff online
The greatest get of all time (was me)
>>222032180Goa is in India, not Pakistan.
>>222032194Don’t knock it ‘til you try it. The rancid butter flavour really pulls the diarrhea together
>>222032222destroyed that ignaramus
>>222032213Mental to think this was before I posted my first Emma Watson fart post.
looking in the 'chive for posts that got many (You)'s and reposting them
(pic related)
>>222032206I got rid of all social media with accounts so there’s no chance of me leaving an account-tied paper trail for my Rorke remarks
top 10 blacked poo moments
>>222032213chicken connoisseur, that's a throwbackwhat is the fella up to these days then
>>222032237Respect to the Tim gimmick for being 10+ years strong
Lot of yearning lately, mental elves doing a number on me
Watching early episodes of 30 rock and it's mad how much pure sex Tina Fey was
>>222032237what keeps you going emmayank? when you have a wife and children will you still be posting about emma watson's flatulence
>>222032199kek
>>222032261>emmayank>wife and childrennigga...
>>222032261bold of you to assume that freak will reproduce
emmaGOD controls this general
>emmayank>wife and children
>>222032025Lots of ulstermen in North Yorkshire in my experience And they're perfectly entitled to enjoy their run I don't own the cycle parhs
deeply demented thread no wonder youre all virgins
>miss a shot to win the round>4 eastern europeans scream down the mic about your mum why is cs2 like that
>Unemployed Women/Poleaboo posting for 10+ yearsrespect #graft
>>222032268>>222032270Who’s to say he won’t find himself a lovely scatwife
>>222031935>shouting about their lives and relationshipsAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO
>>222032283>Lots of ulstermen in North YorkshireHow did that happen
>>222032253i saw him walking down oxford street last year during christmas shoppingfat fuck in person
>>222031707looks like a giraffe
girl at toil talks to me about normie problems and i have to pretend i can sympathize and relate to her, might just be honest and tell her im a weird little freak that spends most evenings alone in my runt cage
>interracial pork
>>222032324s
wasted 10 fucking years of my life on this fucking board fucking my life
what would happen if England faced Germany in the final would tuchel really be able to do it? I wouldn’t be able to
>>222032258It's such a quality show, gets a bit stale at the end when they're doing reality tv parody but the early seasons have incredible joke frequency, barely finished appreciating one joke and they've chucked three more at you
>>222032346lol
fuuuuuuck my life
>>222032324saddlebacks gone wild
>>222032346try 20 years on the site
mansplaining aka when a man is right about something
>>222032348A bunch of Quebeckers who were playing for the Tampa Bay Lightning had to defeat the Montreal Canadians in the Stanley Cup Final for the hockey a while back. Must’ve stunghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Stanley_Cup_Final
manspreadingwhen a man spreads his arsehole and poos on mihai
any far right extremist man in
prefer manspreading me
all you lot complaining about long you’ve spent here I bet you have jobs and mates I have none of that shut up and stop whining
>>222032378for me it's about 18 years so you've been here longer than me. i should really stop coming here.
you don't hear much from escortmong anymore
when rorke talksi listen
just invented something that already exists
>>222032413have a girlfriend and a job but zero friends, other than (You)think i'd trade one of these for real friends
>>222032378i was 4 years old when you started using 4chan
>>222032409Any members of the fart right
Relative asked me over the weekend if Brian McFadden was the one that was married to Kerry Katona. Absolutely bizarre that she would think I of all people would know the answer to that question.
>>222032419don't think you've invented anything then
>>222032426the fart shite lol
>>222032415Died of AIDS
It's over
>>222032421Pretty common knowledge that girls don’t date guys who don’t have friends. Nice larp faggot
in a nightmare i am falling from the ceiling into bed beside you
>>222032421no you wouldn’tFONT
>>222032434LOL
on drugs constantly, meleft reality a while ago
>>222032447incel beliefyour view of women is based on tinder screenshots you see on twitter
>>222032444me at the quiz when the question is what is a standard passage of play in cricket consisting of exactly six consecutive legal deliveries (balls) bowled by a single player from one end of the pitch to the batsmen at the opposite end
send them all back
To the tune of Radiohead FreakI'm a neekI'm a bhenchod
>>222032462an over
bunch of think cunts in this thread
>The guidance, which was issued last year, suggested officers should treat ethnic minorities differently in order to ensure what it calls "equality of outcomes"what does that even mean
any thicc cunts in?
Where is mihai? Would love to punch his lights out
>>222032447I’ve moved across the country to somewhere that I didn’t know anybody, and I found it much easier to get my dick wet than to make platonic friends.
ktim
>>222032492Literally means they will prosecute their crimes at lower rates to ensure they dont appear overrepresented in statistics lest the natives revolt
mumberg said she thinks i'm bipolar, i told her to stfu and make my scran
>>222032461It’s not. It’s a red flag for guys to not have friends.>>222032499Getting your dick wet is not the same as getting a girlfriend faggot
Considering booking a holiday to Sorrento so that I have something to look forward to and don't feel so insanely empty and hopeless
>>222032507so how is that accetable at all
>>222032426emmayank
a lot of you are living on a different planetit's far easier to get dates than friends you muppets
get greater china established then
Sue Brunning sex arse
>>222032530can say the same about you mate. two separate planets
>>222032527it isn't but you must accept it and should not politicise tragedies okay?
>>222032527The elites care more about the bond market (i.e. getting more jfs in the country and """"integrating"""" to make population and gdp go up) than they do about anything as lowly as justice
>>222032516I was using that to refer to loving long term relationships with girlfriends though
woman at toil reckons I've got adhd but I disagree
>>222032547no i'm living on planet earth and you have no clue what you're talking aboutthe reason you are an incel is not because you don't have friends
men routinely give up on friends and socialising once they get gfsmost guys past a certain age really only socialise because they don’t have gfs
>>222032564Well you’re using it wrong
What's a geneticist's favourite band?AT/GC
>>222032530how you start a new job and your male colleagues will ask you to go for drinksthe process of getting a date is far more tedious
>>222032572That's why you take up a sport
Sir Black Penis
>>222032565adhd doesnt existjust used by cunts to excuse being stupid phone-addicted cunts
>>222032572men are far better company than women thoughI reckon about 8-10 hours a week with a woman is sufficient for me
>>222032572You literally need like 2 good friends and that's it. "Socialising" is just regularly interacting with others in a non-work setting whether at the gym, in a language class, at a sports club, at a music club, etc
Captain Blackmamba
torrential downpour for 5 minutes and then it gets sunny again. didn't know we had monsoon season in england
>>222032591leave juries alone, david
What causes this?
it's pride month btw, how will /brit/ posters be celebrating?
funny how leftypol always points out that brown people have a higher conviction rate for like for like crimes but completely ignores that men have a higher conviction rate than women toosuppose thats not as convenient to his cause though
>>222032180Funniest thing is when every region tries to pretend that it's the other region which is full of primitives and they're the only civilised ones>South Indians hate north Indians>North Indians hate south Indians>all Indians except Punjabis hate Punjabis>All Indians except Gujaratis hate Gujaratisect ectYou see it on videos of Indians acting uncivilised the comments will say something like "pfft typical gujus"
>>222032628I'll be cockgobbling with gay abandon
Dame Jewess Drenched
>>222032628wanking on grindr with the twinkdem
might start a gimmick where i leave clues in different /int/ generals and you have to solve the puzzle
>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>222032633You mean rorke surely?
>>222032633thats funny is it
got in argument with a lad in another thread and he made a point I had no answer for so I just called him a clown and he hasn't responded in 2 hours lol.1-0 to me I guess
corr look at that
>Eleven police officers injured after violence in Southamptondon't fink they were mate
>>222032633>higher conviction rate for like for like crimesIs this just because their IQs are to low to get away with anything via intrigue
>>222032664scr
Are you really wasting your life on this board if you're enjoying it?
Currently playing arma reforger
off to buy some sushi and anusol
>>222032662love derailing a thread then teleporting away me, one of lifes few pleasures as a 38 year old jobless caged animal
>>222032633Rorke's logic:>This ethnicity has a higher crime rate so we should deport them allAlso Rorke's logic:>Men have a higher crime rate so we should deport them all
>>222032699why do women get away with the same crimes that men dont?
Sleepy morning
do you have any mates for life?i reckon i've got 3-4 from unisome have got missus now but will always be down to meet for a pint every now and then
for me it's butting into an argument I'm not involved in with an 'I accept your concession'
listening to moody tunes
>>222032626people with extreme OCD have stimming rituals.
>>222032698love hijacking a debate between two cunts and completely ruining one guy's credibility, like telling a massive lie or a logical fallacy, just fucking the argument right up
>>222032720cosy
>>222032698kek it's a joy isn't it
Actually howling at this photoThe British underclass truly are barely evolved from the apes Simian looking ahh
for me its making up URLs to support my claim then claim theyre lying when they cant open it and accept their concession
>>222032720this place doesn't exist rorke
>>222032674>enjoyingbit of a strong word this
>>222032737scrimble
>>222032737true evil this
I feel so smart making Claude make me desktop applications for things I’ll never need
>>222032734Yeah you hate white people and love wogs, we know
>>222032720shame these types of places are filled with old fart millionaires instead of young families
pissing it down today
>>222032757chicken scratches of a deranged lunatic
>>222032757what's that then
wonder when post codes were invented
>>222032758I just wish we had no AI at all so I can write my own code again
sir grand rising
get a clue
>>222032734probably looks like that because his nose is broken tbf
>>222032770>>222032773Hunter Schaffer's lunacy supposedly
mental how much i've spent on femdom contenti can't stop
>An AGP is a man who gets off on being abused by other men while imagining himself as a woman.that is quite a hot thought to be fair, even for me as a 100% completely straight man
>>222032768Just start a grand estate with lots of serfs so you can stock your neighbourhood with young tenants. No need to interact with boomers
>>222032777ireland didnt have postcodes until 2019. people used to put descriptions on the parcel or letter like over the hill after the pub near the bridge
Why does he do it
Think the wife will let me stick it in her arse if I take her to Sicily? If not which bit of italy is best for that outcome
>>222032793don't go down the rabbit hole lad that's how you end up a freak like sacked tranny
im called the hit and run raper in anger the knife sharpened tippe toe
>>222032759Yeah not sure he passes for white mate>>222032784Nah that's just how they naturally look trust me I've been around enough of them
>>222032802The optimal region completely depends on her personality and interests
looks like 77th/GCHQ pressed a button today following the henry nowak protests. getting more obvious each time
>>222032802Think you should stop lying on 4chan faggot
mad how homosexuality was invented by a german man in the 19th century
>>222032802Venice is always worth visiting, I'm sure your wife will be open to being fucked up the arsehole if you take her to Venice
aur naur
>>222032822rorke.meds.NOW.
just saw someone refer to george floyd as 'junkie george's
Hi lads 77th here just checking in to see whether there's been any extremism here
filtering the words ‘rorke’ and ‘poo’ and just sitting in a blissfully empty thread for hours on end approaching nirvana
just got in a uber
>>222032837people arent falling for this anymore
haven't wanked my tiny evil incel penis in several days now
>>222032847no we're ok at the moment mate thanks
parents have divorced and dad had a one night stand with another woman the other week and mums sent him a std testing kit, never seen him so livid
>>222032854weird lie
>>222032867BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Emma Watson has a tasty taco, with extra spicy seasoning down below.
>>222032867same
>>222032854these retro early 2000s aesthetics are in right now but i wonder if theyll become lame again and people will regret getting tats of it
>>222032880Can white peoples wear Y2K?
try this x
>>222032902>but i wonder if theyll become lame again>if*whenEverything comes and goes in cycles
>>222032931Facts I wore skinny jeans to a family meal at the weekend and my brother called me a paedo. Shows how much I know about fashion
>>222032947seems like everyone wears super baggy jeans now I'll just stick to the timeless boot cut next jeans rather than try to follow trends
>>222032965Like wearing bell bottoms in the 80s
i’m just being me :) (needlessly racist)
Placing booby-trapped palestinian flags outside no.10Leaving israeli flags covered in ricin on the streets of Birmingham
fucking Claude hit the limitBastard
>>222032947>>222032965Get linen trousers they're airy and in fashion
>>222033021shut up you poof
>>222032802>having to get your wife to imagine hot Italian men are shagging her to do it up the arse with herGrim.
>>222032995all in minecraft
>>222033029pedo
get it made
reuse>>222028787>>222028787>>222028787
we can't reuse a canspaedo new
>>222032828Was thinking Venice actually, think they've got some fruity little lantern festival on so could be worth a look in
