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>github

lunch time

optimising my wank-flow

Is now an ok time to open a beer or is it still alchie time?

>>222034407
Every time is alchie time for you. Sort yourself out.

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young tits

do retards really think "oh i'm just posting here in my 20s but when i get old i'll stop"
what the fuck do you think you're gonna do? you think magically at 40 you'll start taking part in other activities? live a fulfilling life?

if you're here at 20 it's even sadder than being here at 40. you're wasting your prime. 40 year olds have nothing better to do.

>>222034420
posters with images disabled going UM

>>222034407
get a grip

scandis love their programming

>>222034438
>images disabled
people really do this frfr?

>>222034418
hs?
>>222034439
wdym?

>>222034382
thanks for making the new mate

>>222034391
>>222034400
/brit/ not /scandi/

>>222034448
i browse 4chan from the console so i can do it at work while pretending to code

the diagnosis, scranitus

>>222034448
yeh. proper freakazoids

taking granberg out for a meal at the weekend for her birthday. Dunno how old she is, I want to say 86 or perhaps 87.

In any case I'll give it my ol' trademark "well, 99 years young then eh who'd have thunk it?" and that will provoke her into telling me her real age.

Thanks but no thanks, you keep your cancer juice, I'll enjoy my coffee. :-)

>>222034461
it's called the first amendment

>>222034471
very cool, very hackerman

>>222034476
this is nice x

Great, hope you're all happy with yourselves lads. You've been obsessively mentioning Quentin Scobie throughout the past five or so threads and now he's only gone and deleted his twitter account again. Give yourselves a strong hard look into the mirror.

>>222034422
generally that’s what happens yeah. you have a good job, a family, more money to pursue hobbies

i’m 22 and currently unemployed. apart from the gym there is little else to do with my time. young people these days don’t have the money to be spending all day out socialising.

Absolutely cleaning up on hinge at the moment
Algorithm must have taken a liking to me
Currently courting 9 fine ladies

heating on in june
mad

>>222034503
socialising doesn't cost money. see plenty of young people socialising for free mate.

>>222034518
put some socks on you poof

tired as always even though I haven't done anything

>>222034476
Fucking hate old cunts hope she dies

>>222034503
>apart from the gym there is little else to do with my time. young people these days don’t have the money to be spending all day out socialising.
just lying to yourself mate

>>222034501
Yeah? You always do that whenever someone mentions your twitter funnily enough

sad that i missed the cooking oil chat :(

>>222034519
elden ring looking bitch

>>222034503
Sorry to break it to you lad but life isn't a fairy tale that gets better and better

deploying surprise in 3 2 1

baited

>>222034540
Is it really funny though?

>>222034520
not in my town. i live in the post industrial north. the town is half derelict. nowt to do during the day. the young people around me hanging around during the day are chavs. i go out at the weekend to the pub. i go to the gym. i apply for jobs. i walk my dog. i go visit my grandmother. apart from that, not much else to do.

raining cats and dogs out there

>>222034455
any time pal x

doing the dogberg dance

>>222034558
*runs outside with my pots and pans*

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not illegal to photograph them

>>222034382
just been fooled by an old new

>>222034558
raining spooks and wogs as they used to say back in the day, can't say that anymore of course woke won't allow it you see

we must figure out who is behind all the india hate threads

>>222034503
There's a lot you could be doing at home for free. Read books, learn a foreign language, learn a skill on the computer, learn to draw...you could do virtually anything.

i used to make early news you know

>>222034545
as you grow up like I said and earn more money, become more independent as you live on your own, meet a woman (this is generally how most people end up), you have more time to pursue your own hobbies and interests. a man at 30 has more shit to be doing and more freedom.

being here at any age is dire but I think it’s more excusable for a 22 year old neet to be shitposting every now and again from his phone than being in your 30s and sitting at the computer all day posting on /brit/

>>222034584
some people are just born losers. see him reply to this with loads of cope. immediately putting up barriers to avoid making any improvements. no helping mongs like him.

Oh my fucking god shut the fuck up you insufferable cunts

>>222034584
thinking of learning russian or irish actually.
already half fluent in spanish. i could play the guitar also as I have it.

learning to draw yuri on the computer so as to not waste my 20s

>>222034616
me?

>>222034597
>as you grow up and earn more money ... you have more time to pursue your own hobbies and interests
you're young so it's excusable but this is the most retarded thing i've ever heard said by anyone

god bless marmite

>>222034611
look at his face, he knows he's got his trousers on backwards

>>222034597
nigga your early to mid 20s are the prime of your life, don’t waste them
t. man in his mid 20s who kind of did

>>222034618
I'm learning russian myself. Haven't been taking it as seriously as I should have but it's fun.

>>222034603
how do you know i’m not making improvements? i’m in good shape. i eat fine. my social skills are developed. just because i post here every now and again doesn’t mean you’re a complete loser.

i’m not even saying there’s no value in self improvement or i could technically be doing better things with my time (i could), like some people do here. i’m just saying habitual posting here every now and again doesn’t doom you in life. the only reason people say it’s all downhill from here is because those people don’t do anything with their lives. for many people, life gets better as you age. all what you make of it.

>>222034597
you have it backward

older people dont persue hobbies they just get home tired from work and watch TV until it's bedtime

>>222034641
tom scott on hot ones

>oh no i don't have any money for my hobbies and socialising
>i have to wait until i'm old to do anything
>better spend the next 10 years posting on /brit/

I spent my mid 20s working a dead end job and wanking

wanked a pensioner so hard for DofE that I go to buckingham palace and get wanked by the big man himself

Guaranteed if I gave that freak incel 50k to pursue his interests he wouldn't do shit it other than take away and video games

decided i'm not going to be racist anymore

>>222034642
mentally and physically yes
financially often not. this was my point. to be going out and doing lots of things requires money, which can be hard to come by at this age. it’s not as if i’m hiding away from the world. i’m skint. and unemployed currently (i have worked before and am qualified so not completely hopeless), so day to day I can (afford) to do little. I still go out at the weekends though and have an active social life. i’m doing the best i can at this age. perhaps kicking /brit/ would be another step but it’s hard done especially when bored during the day.

>still believe i'm above arse tier service jobs even though im entering my mid 20s without ever working a single job
need to sort my self out pronto

>>222034648
nice mate you've achieved the bare minimum. good for you

>>222034725
dont do it. its not worth it. there are non service jobs that you can do. although maybe pub and bar stuff is ok but every other type of service job dont do it.

it was raining but now the rain has stopped and it's sunny
explain that, leftypol

>>222034648
>i'm 22 and not fat so it's okay that i have no hobbies besides gym and browsing an incel forum
the yoots are sick

>>222034724
>I still go out at the weekends though and have an active social life
whats the problem then

>>222034713
the only video game i enjoy playing is battlefield 1. on the PS. that’s the only one i play.
if you gave me 50k i’d spend about 1-2k on courses I want to do for my career, get a new car, and stick the rest in savings so i don’t get drunk and blow it on something daft.

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Mental how peng rice is. You can put anything on it and it goes down like medicine

>>222034725
you WILL be working with hoardes of people that don't speak english, its the most depressing way to earn a 'living' in this country

do literally anything else, go be a gardeners bitch or something

>>222034759
which courses and which career? please don't say computer science you're not gonna get a job as a programmer

>>222034758
i don’t know. everyone here thinks im a loser runt for some reason because i’m posting here at 22. if i had a job id be working right now anyways. the only young people who can afford the time and money to be out doing shit at 1pm on a wednesday are either trust fund kids who don’t have to work or uni students (who are notoriously skint). the weekend is where things happen and I still go out then. so i don’t know what the issue is with these people exactly.

a lot of ifs and maybes coming from this condescending mong. no action whatsoever. thats why hes a loser

room smells of cheesy feet

my dream is a job that keeps me ticking over just enough to not feel like a complete wastrel, but also doesn't require me to exhaust myself and yes i want upwards of £20 an hour for my service

>>222034725
Get into plumbing.
>work for yourself after your apprenticeship is over
>you decide what jobs to take
>its piss easy work
>milves will occasionally want to to shag them
>pays more than office mong work

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here are some animals i saw today
a bumble bee

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two cats on a roof

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a horse

>>222034804
Screensaver tier photo. Nice.

>>222034797
the self-employed life seems miserable

if you're a povvo neet runt in the internet age then you deserve it 2bh

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a different sort of bee

>>222034810
very good

getting blacked

>>222034810
moo :)

>>222034835
hoverfly. not a bee

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a rook? on a castle don't know birds sorry

>>222034832
Depends. If you're peng, yes. Could just wank on cam for money

>>222034797
not a man built for discipline and indipendence me, more of a sheep like runt freak that needs to be given a cleae direction

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a sheep

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>>222034832
i do deserve it, don't i

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some deer

>>222034854
jackdaw i think
very nice pictures

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an almost in focus large bird perhaps a red kite again i do not know birds

>>222034776
compTIA +
az-900
ccnp
city and guilds fibre optic installation

want to do the acca at some point too and maybe a city and guilds sparky one. i’m aware all these put together are well over 2k but im not sure which ones i want to pursue exactly. im already qualified in IT and have 3 years experience, planning to go the cyber security, dev ops or fibre engineer route. that’s my plan just now but who knows what could happen.

>>222034865
>>222034869
hmmm

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Fuck sake rorke

Retards get paid to sit on their arses all day posting on /brit/ and sending a few emails and think they're the authority on jobs and society

>>222034854
>>222034877
its a rook. it has pale/bue eyes

I HATE this website

>>222034854
thats rorke

>>222034882
https://harpercollins.co.uk/products/collins-bird-guide-lars-svenssonkillian-mullarneydan-zetterstrom?variant=39706862747726
get yourself educated

really dont know what i could be doing at 1pm on a weekday in my shithole town, all my friends have work/uni

>>222034882
Yeah it's probably a red kite
apparently quite rare

nobody likes me

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a robin

>>222034897
I've got about 2 years left of this until my job is entirely replaced by AI.

My current company has already fired 20% of employees and they're not hiring when people leave.

poo done. great delivery, perfect form, complete result

>>222034824
>>222034865
What are you on about its class
>charge £75 callout fee then £40 an hour thereafter
>work about 3 calls a day on average, 4 hours per day with clients, no weekends
>make £1725 a week
>take 10 weeks off a year to stay under vat threshold
>still making £70k plus
>write off vehicles as business expenses
>and all home improvements
>and all the fuel
>and all the bills
>and half of my groceries
Or you can go work in an office or a shop for half the money (if you're lucky)

>>222034913
>Red kites are no longer rare in the UK. Thanks to highly successful reintroduction programs, their population has boomed by over 2,000% since 1995. There are now an estimated 4,000 to 6,000 breeding pairs nationwide, and the UK holds about 15% of the entire global population

>>222034892
Why Harambe and not Lee Rigby?

>>222034892
rorke occupied government

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bonus a blurry fox who saw me and ran away before i could i could snap her properly

>>222034897
indeed
there is some dignity in blue collar work in that it is actual work and you know you aren’t a layabout. builds grit and discipline.

many people out there stealing a living in email jobs

>>222034931
why would the american government be tweeting about a dead british soldier

learning about this Austrian man named 'Adolf Hitler', you lads heard about him?

>>222034927
can't do all that and be a spasticated man of inaction at the same time though

>>222034897
well actually i have to go to the bank later as well

>>222034957
yeah, personally the more i learn about him the more i don't care for him

>>222034939
mourning what could've been an excellent rape

professorberg told me to call her on teams at quarter to two to discuss changes in my masters thesis but she's stil talking to someone
class

bought my ingredients for my lasagne and some strawberries and some vanilla ice cream

>>222034898
its not a rook

>>222034927
everyone i've known that is self-employed has been utterly work all the time brained and unable to turn it off and half of them go to bed at 9pm

>>222034927
doesnt fit well with my schedule of doing nothing

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>>222034898
well now i am confused

increase immigraion

>>222035002
yes it is a jackdaw

>>222034996
All adults go to work at 9pm you freak, gives you an hour of reading or sex before sleep. And some people choose to take every job they can to maximise their earnings so they can retire early. But you get to choose, that's the point

>>222035002
Oh so that's what your ship in Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag (2013) was a reference to

bring in sikhs
bring in hindus
bring in filipinos

>>222035016
>All adults go to [bed] at 9pm you freak,
no they don't
bizarre post

>>222034974
go to zabka for some scran

we can do a million migrants a year
we have the space
we have the room

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… lunchtime with not enough salt wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros QFs on sky sports tennis on my tv via Sky stream in home

how do you know if your gf or wife wants sex. how can you tell

It's beer o clock

>>222035031
>perpetually online manchildren and night workers are "adults" now
Get a clue

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>>222035028
OHHH TOMMY TOMMY

>>222035054
why are you bevvying at this time on a wednesday

>>222035055
>The average bedtime for adults generally falls between 10:30 PM and 11:30 PM
self-employed life clearly has you in hysterics

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>>222034420
>>222034448
>>222034471

In terms of hiding images via filters, there are some considerations to take into mind. Mainly the distinction between posts which have an image+text and posts which are image only.

If you filter any post which has an image you end up losing valuable thread-relevant information as many people will just attach a random image to their post while the meat of what they want to say is within the text of their post. We want to remove the image but keep the text in these cases.

But then we must also consider posts which have an image only and no text. In these posts we can assume that the main 'point' of the post is the image itself. If we remove the image alone as with the previous set then we are left with empty stubs, a blank box with only a post number and nothing else. We don't want that and would rather do away with the post entirely in these cases.

The following 3 filters capture all that:

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>>222035033
you want owt?

>>222035065
to fight wokeness

any civil service men in

being a monk is the best job
>comfy robes
>grow your own food
>get paid to pray to God and fast
>spend day reading medieval theology and saying the rosary
>develop self control over the flesh. no need for wanking or women
>never have to deal with office politics, council tax, traffic or AI
>eternal life in heaven when you die

>>222035095
lushberg
i wish we had zabka here

really would be quite content with a simple deano life

>>222035048
notice how they can never answer this. they always pretend to ignore it. LOL!

>>222035065
because i can

>>222035107
What about the occasional shag?

>>222035072
tbf he has to be up early to rod your mum's soil pipe

>>222035107
>get paid to pray to God and fast
monks don't get paid

>>222035048
she tells me bc shes ovulating

>>222035093
or just use 4chan-x and enter werk mode

>>222035107
>never have to deal with office politics
there is a lot of that actually

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>>222035095

just been raped

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Picture from my last trip to wales

>>222035107
my great grandpa was a monk before the war but couldnt handle it and quit
they sent him out to collect money in donations for the monastery and he felt like it was wrong
couldve just become protestnat now that i think of it

>>222035135
so you have sex once a month

>>222035130
doubt he has time for sex too busy working like all self-employed mongs

>>222035107
I bet office politics is 90% of what monks actually do day to day

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>chrupbox

it's not where you from, it's where you at right?

my watch is being delivered between 1:45 and 2:45 which is pretty good timing because i can wait for that then start cooking then have a beer then eat then drink my wine

>>222035154
target on head for the saxon sniper

Just gonna make a spag bol later
Bored

>>222034382
This old man compared autistic guys to cats

>>222035174
how are you gonna tell the time and know when the delivery is coming without a watch?

when you're so bored you start playing overwatch

>>222035178
why would the sniper be saxon