>her: you're really cute anon! Your accent is funny though, it's obvious you're not from the states though. So where are you from, anon?>Me: why don't you guess? It's more fun that way! I'll give you a starting hint; it's a Mediterranean country.>Her: oh you're Italian!>Me: nope.>Her: then your Greek or Spanish!>Me: also nope.>Her: there are no other Mediterranean countries, anon... Idk Brazil?>Me: I'm Tunisian.>Her: what?? What is that! Is that a country?? First time I hear of it. Where in Europe is it exactly???>Me: It's not European.>Her:...>Me: it's actually in north Africa.>Her: so you're African...? Why did you lie to me and tell me you're Italian?! That's not funny...>*She blocks me*Anybody else has these conversations when chatting up american girls or is it just me?
I guess technically it's 100 percent correct that Tunisia is a Mediterranean country, but I have never in my life thought that to myself
Why didn't you Italianmaxx?
>>222036986Tell her it's like Italy but you circumcise yourselvesThat way it seems exotic but also similar enough
>>222036986always lie to women, never tell them the truth
>>222036986>there are no other Mediterranean countries, anon... Idk Brazil?
>>222036986What's the problem? You tested her knowledge and she turned out to be a dumbass. If you're fine with talking to idiots then don't ask them trick trivia questions, and if you want to find an intelligent girl then you should be glad she blocked you.
>>222036986actually it's a surprise an american, a girl to boot, knows what Mediterranean means. Most of them probably think it's a type of burger
>>222036986omg chop ur ballz off r3t4rd
>>222036986>talk to american girl on omegle>she says it's cool to speak to someone from australia>i've lived in london my entire life, never been to australia>this has happened three separate times
>>222037516more than half of you (the ones without brown chestnut hair or lighter) look like more than half of them (the ones without obvious black african features)
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>>222037245Similar thing happens to you? You tell the hoes you're Nordic and they guess you're swedish or something and when you tell them you're Finnish you get that look?
>>222037560Its because you have a stupid mong accent that immediately gets sorted into the '50IQ zoo animal' category in peoples brain, so they naturally assume australia.
>>222037575Nobody cares about your opinion.You always do the same shit, anyways, you're easily recognizable.
>>222037648Strewth, no need to give me the fair dinkum like that.
>>222036986She's actually smart because when people say mediterranean they mean southern european. You're north africa so you saying you're mediterranean is duplicitous.
>>222037648Wow... Anglo on anglo hate speech.You really think that of pozztralians? They died to save your ass back in WW2.
>>222037787and people are stupid, just like you
>>222037412>>222037390>>222037297It's a terrible situation guys. I don't like lying or telling half truths to girls I wanna date, sooner or later all lies get discovered and they cause more problems down the line that if you just confess from the get go it sucks having to constantly lie to keep up the original lie knowing damn well you're prolonging the inevitable and the longer the lie keeps running the worse the outcome is when the truth gets out.So here's the most valuable advice you can apply to your dating life: never tell a lie.
>>222038042>he's planning to marry an american girl
>>222038092I said dating, not marrying. And even if, what of it...? Hm? Oumour zebi.
>>222036986You're not med Abdul
>>222037641Not really, I guess the closest situation was when I was in Stockholm, some girls asked me something I don't remember what, then when I spoke Swedish to them with an accent they probably thought like oh wait this is some Finnish sperg. Or I'm just assuming but I imagine that's what they thought
>>222038042You should not mention North Africa and just tell her you're from the SaharaIf she asks you where that is (Americans are ignorant) you just tell her "Wallahi bby girl come here and see"10% of the time it works every time
>>222036986I am surpirsed that she didn't notice earlier since we shitalians are darker and louder than nafris
>>222038042Anon for your own sake stay away from american women
>>222037641We don't need to avoid telling what country we're from by referring to a larger region we're part of instead.
You gave her the ick by making her guess your country
>>222036986when people think of "mediterranean" they think of a sunny southern european place, not a muzzrat shithole
>>222036986you're as mediterranean as russians in karelia are nordic or turks in thrace are southern european bro
>>222036986Saying you are med, while technically true, is like jeets saying theyre asian. Sure you are, but when most people hear med they imagine southern euros. Just say youre arab, it reeks of insecurity to say anything else. And you know how foids are about insecurity..
>>222037420Brazil is spiritually med.>mostly Italo-Iberian>successor of the roman empire>olive skin
>>222036986no it's not just you. americans are just demons like this. happened to me on omegle once.
>>222036986>Idk Brazil?based and checked
>>222045449>>222048659
>>222036986>build up a reputation of being creepy and rapey>"nooooo why do women think im creepy and rapey"do browncels really
just say tunisia is a hispanic country and you are a roman catholic99.999999999% of americans don't know, and the remainder are also muslim and will block you for not being "Mediterranean" as they are
>>222049415Can you hook me up, brother? I'll be in your debt. don't fret, I'm one honest tunigga, I repay my debts handsomely. Help a brother out, player.
>>222037560For reals, I can't tell pommeys from aussies, unless they sound like Steve Irwin.
>>222050474How the hell can you tell the difference between the Canadian and american accent then? Literally nobody else in the world hears the difference between you two except you two the difference between British and Aussie accent is night and day in comparison.
>>222050550I usually can't. Though sometimes I'll sense a few weird pronunciations. For instance, some Canadians will say certain vowels differently like soorry or pronounce the h in herb. And then there's the random vocab or phrases Americans don't use like toque or 'i rate it'.
>>222050550There hasn’t been a Canadian accent outside of remote hick shitholes like Nova Scotia for decades now, they just sound like Americans
>>222036986I don't chat up American girls. They make me uncomfortable.
>>222050474i really miss him and his show
>>222036986Where and why would you EVER talk to american women?
