Just massive fuck-off big huge tits edition
rorke going nigga mode crazy
good edition
cody dude i just made out with jennifer behind the bleachers dude we smoking pot tonight that would be hella fresh
>>222040728Goodness me
so what's this i hear about some young lad getting arrested while bleeding to death from a stab woundi hear people are upset
>>222040728First thing I noticed was her cross
Well well well
>>222040728need to eat them with a punchy malbec
i am technically an incel as i would like to have sex but i don't blame women for my predicament as i'm fully cognisant of my own personal failures just have not taken the necessary steps to remedy them yetif i were a women i wouldn't shag me either is what i'm getting at
gf told me that thrusting hurts her too much so she wants me to lie down on top of her while she fingers my prostate to cum inside her but my mom thinks that's taking advantage of me
>>222040728mere bags of sand
im an incel but ive had sex
Alek Yerbury has been deployed to Southampton
>>222040778prime Bayol honestly one of the greatest footballers to have ever played the game
rorke's sleep paralysis demon has abs and a BBC
>>222040832well obviously he wasn't
>>222040778Kai is still too inconsistent, hope we get Alvarez. I can't get that FA Cup fluffed header out of my mind
what's leftypol's paralysis demon then
>Labour and TikTok are ‘silencing’ Zia Yusuf through Online Safety Act — according to Zia Yusuf
dose your penis ever get hard lads mine does wonder what thats all about
we are receiving reports now from agents in the field that the man either just has, had, or may be planning in future to kick the ball
>>222040797kek this is me
Let the ball kicking commence
All that matters is looks. If an attractive woman is with an ugly man there's a catch. There's something she's taking advantage of because she innately has the upper hand from her looks. All people in this world are looking to step on others to get ahead. Nobody is happy or content. Love doesn't exist. Women will flock to the best looking men as soon as they safely can. All of these things are incellisms because they can't accept that love may exist and looks maybe don't matter as much as they want to believe.
women are pretty much evil and need to be killedrepost if you agree
>>222040887sometimes if i see my dad getting changed
>>222040887not since the accident
and the ball, what of it? has it been kicked? where is the man in all of this?
nth for the holodem
right well
WHEN is the man kicking the ball?
>>222040927rum looking clit
i gotta stop looking at candid videos they've demolished my mind i can't even go outside when i see a woman with a nice arse in leggings i take a photo and wank to it later
gie us a link to the fitba
>>222222222
>>222040940>>222040957why does he kick it
>>222040797Ktim
>>222040728GENUINELY HOW THE FUCK CAN WOMEN STILL BE STRAIGHT?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!,!?WHAT THE FUCK
Can't die there, mate.
>>222040778who do you reckon has the biggest knob
>>222040978arrogance
>>222040968www.football.com
>>222040728white woman + big bobs = ride the gravy train
indulging in a fine 'nigga jar' this evening
what age did you lads move out from your smelly childhood bedroom? 30 here
oh aye that's magic that
Got this little Applin figure for only £12 off Vinted recently :)
ingratiating myself with the 'foids' by sending them images of animals i stole off /brit/
>>222041036lmao you still on this hahahah
>>222041049what do you stroke your penis to may i ask. fellow transsexual material?
RORKECOPPERS ARE AT THE DOORWHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO YOU LITTLE PRICKIT'S THOSE FORUMS ISN'T IT ALL THAT TIME YOU SPEND ON THAT SHITTING WEBSITE TALKING ON THE INTERNET WITH THE OTHER LITTLE NEEKS
>>222040868picrel
>>222040696>So you don't think love exists?Sure but it also fades when a person or persons aren't living up to certain standards. I dunno why you're so sore about this, taking care of yourself, improving your financial situation, these things make you more attractive to people, where's the lie?
>>222040778>gareth second in all time records>not a single englishman in the top 10hehe nothing personal
rorke loudly hitting the -er as he orders a jar from his local black vendor
trapping rorke in a soul gem
>>222041102ugly cunt ent he
rorke outside winterhold accidentally drinking a paralysis potion instead of a mana potion and getting gangblacked by a pack of horkers
*makes bear noises*
god windows 11 bloody sucks, always read and heard about how bad it is but now navigating through it i finally see what they mean
>>222041102Business idea: unified UK football team to increase our chances of actually winning something
>>222041163brown bear bros....
das BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>Chinese store owner found not guilty of murdering 14 year old Black boy who pointed gun at him while robbing a bottle of water
>>222041049Probably not worth £12 but if it makes you happy then so be it :)
>>222041049size of that paw
>>222041187would the one star on the english shirt carry over though
>>222041124don't need to sign your posts mate, especially with that weird foreign language at the end
>>222041204
>>222041204grorious gorirra remover
>>222041204it's never an oriental robbing an African-owned store, curious
>>222041165install linux (you're gay and need to play video games)
>>222041084how do modern brits so effective dissociate your brains like this?you're all little wimpy wusses when dealing with someone browner than youbut when it comes to arresting a fellow white brit, or kicking your own (grand)son out of your house, you can channel your inner william the conqueror in being such ruthless cuntsi seriously don't get it. for every other race it's the other way around (as it should be)
We love the Chinese don't we lads
>>222041220common welshmong L
>>222041204based chinaman
>>222041250put your teeth back in your mouth when you speak to me you specky GOOK CUNT
>>222040728
Aye mate that trim well fresh
my boyhole would be like the grand canyon if i was ever sent to a yank prison
>>222041315You are fucked in the head
time for a highlight reel before the debut
>>222041304has she had a titjob or are they natural?
Plan is bath times, eat times, chill times and then bed times around 21:00 pm and 22:00 pm to be up at 4:15 am for my 6:00 am shift
>>222041315You're an ugly incel twat
>>222041303say that to my face and i'll shoot ya and say you tried to steal my water :)and your police would believe me and let you bleed out :))
乙
>>222041250cannot be arsed to work out what you're chinking on about
It's objectively correct that Bale is the greatest ever British sportsperson and in his prime was only 3rd behind Messi and CR7
>>222041351You couldn’t shoot cum if someone wanked you off you limp wristed bender
What is it about this place attracting rabidly angry foreigners?
>>222041084Scary webm, what's the story?
>>222040962Today its been grey and raining on off. Saw a woman in a hoodie and those tiny gym short things. Bare legs right up to her little arse cheeks. And shes going down the shops dressed like that
>>222041315And my willard like the Old Faithful geyser in Yellowstone National Park
>>222041337those are natural
>>222041380fastest general on 4chan
What is it about this place attracting rabidly angry incels?
An unemployed 34 year old White boy is speaking. Listen. Learn.
>>222041405see >>222041400
>>222041358Objectively speaking it's Joe Calzaghe or Lennox Lewis
>>222041386Enjoy that eye candy mate x
What is it about my life repelling rabidly attractive women?
the internet is american
>>222041400Yeah but there's like three of them it's weird. The Angry Swede, the Angry Singaporean and Angry Yank.
>>222041400Think that goes to one of the chinkslop gacha generals actually
>>222041250Feels good knowing I'll never be as much of a faggot as you
I wear a hoodie and jeans usually. I have an eating disorder so don't like clothes that show off too much skin :(
arse pizza for tea
>>222040728henry nowak sex arse
holy shit i have never seen anything like this in the ukimagine finding this in a toilet in this country what the fuck is going onhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780505697410249.mp4
reckon there's one guy who has been posting here everyday for the last 15+ years who posts 20% of every single thread and no one knows who the fuck he is
>>222041438Half of the posts in any given thread is just Rorke seething about whatever /pol/ told him he has to seethe about this week though
>>222041357cant be arsed to do anything while your government terrorises you either>>222041376>immediately thinks about wanking me off as a comebacksomeone's a little bit of a faggot here, isn't he?>>222041380burden of empireshouldn't have colonised half the world then forced all of us to speak your language, nigelyou're simply reaping what you sowed :)
>>222041342When's the goon then
>>222041473love this video
>>222041250>>222041380they're lost without anglo guidance and lash out at the state of yous
>>222041469you also have a willy and a set of bollocks
Any can't be arsed man in
>>222041473Out of all the insults he could choose and he calls him scruffy?
>>222041508yh
>>222041474ktim
>>222041473Why would you be trying to get into random toilets?
>>222041337She was naturally stacked but breastfed her three kids and got implants to return them to their former glory
>>222041469Mad that actual women basically go out naked nowadays full of confidence
>>222041102Bale is highly liked in South Korea. There is a reality show he made after coming to South Korea, and he appeared to be a much better person than expected. Some people seemed to believe he was irresponsible and insincere due to his past incidents at Real Madrid. After he cut his hair, people say he looks handsome.
>>222041512tbf he quite scruffy for a man so otherwise twinky and other insults might get you in trouble
>>222041474I remember recognising one of my own posts in a /brit/ thread on the archives from 2013 and didn't know whether to laugh or kms.
>>222041342I am going to shag your arse robbie. The only way you can get out of that is if you shag mine.
right well thats rorke done then isnt it
women give me the big penis haha
>>222041508yh..>>222041549genuinely brutal
>>222041435Need to exude more masculine vibes. Do more arm curls at the gym. Slight bit of stubble. Tan from being out in the sun
>>222041552another neoliberal W
>>222041552deport owen jones to gaza so he can be stoned to death for being a shit stabber
i can suck
geeked out wigga jar
>>222041552Would have saved his life honestly being in Poland, I would have deported him
the polish woman at work didn't have her bra on properly or something today and i could see her nipple poking through her shirt
>>222041552well it wouldnt have happened if they were both in different countries
>>222041474>no one knows who the fuck he isif we had to guess it would be spaino. hes the biggest known 4chan addict here
Why did 4chan remove the counter for how many IPs are in a thread. I want to know how many anons are in /brit/.
>>222041512Scruffy is a great insult
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5g5h3o6-MQ
>>222041595CORRRRRRRRR
>>222041536What was he visiting South Korea for?Do people there still follow Sonny after he left Tottenham for America?
>>222041513>>222041562What "should" you be doing that you're not doing
why do they love taking photos with white girls
>>222041619That is right suspicious isn't it. No reason to remove it
>>222041653bothering
ive completely arsed up my fucking life
>>222041536You've just reminded me of this cutie I discovered on Youtube going to watch Tottenham play
any Aryan Socialist Beasts in?
>>222041663None of your concern really. Now buy the trinket I'm selling or keep walking
Any beans in?
>>222041663If they were black you'd be cuckposting about it instead
>>222041674Yh better to not botherCan't cope if we can't relax
What a scruffy man,Just give him half a chance,I bet he'll drink your piss if he can
>>222041663probably the first time they've ever seen one in person
might start asking random girls in this country if i can have a photo with them and sound really excited like i'm meeting a celebrity
>>222041683go on how so?
>>222041727kek
i'm hornyhorny horny horny
black men take pictures with white women>"they're so in she loves the bbc she's getting demolished later"indian men take pictures with white women >"they're so creepy and desperate"
>>222041501honestly ive never really posted in this general before. i just saw the big fucking tits and it drew me in to shitpost. if you want to blame someone, blame OP.also it's a bit disappointing, i was looking forward to engaging in the oh so world famous "british banter", but so far everyone who's ever (you)'d me here has been incredibly lacking in the retort department.
>>222041727alright Mozza?
>>222041474
>>222041663Scrraming the first dude motions with his hand, like "Ok next"
>>222041754live translation of every bird sound:
Gran made me go round to her mates house and there was this retard Chinese child going “aaaaaaaaaa” non stop staring into space in his backyard and honestly it’s a bit wrong to let your kid do that
rorke, the nigga jars cant hurt you. please rorke, please come out from under the bed
any bad man in?
>>222041759uh huhyou're a big fanny thougheverbeit
>>222041785didn't really need to specify it was a chinese child did you?
>>222041803Makes it way funnier actually
>>222041803how no?
>>222041803it provided context for what accent to use when making the sound in your head mate
>>222041820not really you odious incel worm
>>222041832famous gay pop singer
>>222041663Tbf I once got mobbed at a temple in Bali because I'm a tall white man, assumed the little indo family wanted me to take a photo of them but then they all just took it in turns to stand next to me. Bit weird but yeah my blonde mate (big tits) got followed everywhere we went in thailand I would not have wanted her to be there on her own
antepodearnnnns from austaralia with venetian eltonss on mouth
>>222041835Gonna cry?
i come here and pretend im in one of my british telly shows i seen on the tellyand i give myself a right laugh spouting the funny words
chinese children
>>222041785my neighbours: *looks away surreptitiously while whistling a tune and kicking the dirt*
gay poop singer
>>222041859yeah did you shag her
>>222041802Sent that freak careening into outer space
>>222041882many are warning of this
arnott's veneltons
Me? On that orangeade grind.Garn head off out soon.
>yeah my blonde mate (big tits)
>>222041889No she had a boyfriend who she later married and then later divorced and now I don't see either of them any more. I absolutely would have shagged her given half the chance.
>>222041903head off out back to /britfeel/
(8) let it all go (8)
Mad how quickly time is moving and it's literally only going to get worse from here
my mates just got arnotts venetianed all over her big blonde tits
>>222041868Gonne be a twat?
ever shagged or been shagged up the arse?
raid: shadow legends
Reckon my son is gonna grow up to be a smelly neet and posting on here, probably all my fault as well
>>222041882Hunter Biden is into some sinister shit
I'm feeling thoroughly down in the proverbial dumps today. Many possible causes, no possible solutions so I must simply persevere.
>>222041802>>222041893yawnboring bantermust be signs of a spiritually defeated country. sad, really.don't worry i'll leave. it's starting to get rather trite talking to you blokes anyways. goodbye.
Any gimmicks you'd like to see take off in the second half of the year?
>>222041832elton scone
>>222041940shagged crossdressers and females up the arsehad a nasty experience with a shemale escort when i asked her to pipe me so probably wont go further than a small toy in future in solo arse wanking
Lemon Curry?
>>222041931I'm not who you think I am.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktqCboJHcNk
Just had a bath and it got me thinking.How many of you shampoo your eyebrows? Or do you walk around with dandruff in them?
>>222041994in which case you're imitating him and still an annoying spastic
>>222042018Heathermong tier OCD freakishness
>>222042018i've never shampoo'd my eyebrows, no
>>222041956He was definitely coked up and/or drunk when he sent those messages but I can lowkey believe it. If you're rich you can basically pay third worlders to do anything.
>>222042018do you wash under the foreskin?
>>222041994Midwest emo lyrics be like
>>222042018dandruff isn't a consequence of not showering you spastic it's a skin condition called seborrheic dermatitis
Soccermongs BTFO
>>222042029It's 4chan lad. I can post whatever I want.
>>222041651>>222041684Bale said that he still keeps in touch with Son frequently. Bale's playing style is the one that South Korean football fans are most enthusiastic about. Well, I think he is even more loved than Ronaldo in this country. He came to South Korea and made an OTT show about youth football.
>>222041969i've been workshopping the "jesh" gimmickjesh? ahaha not right now
>seborrheicwhat the hell does this mean?
sacked tranny shampooing his massive hairy balls with his huge labourer's hands in the shower
>>222042072but all the blokes in the back are saying the same
gay fwb started asking personal questionsit's over
>>222042057smirking
>>222042074exactly and i can tell you to fuck off back to /britfeel/ you stupid cunt
>>222042094Kek what a conclusion
>>222042098the second they start talking about their parents and you it's over
>>222042098for me it was when the fwb (gay) that i used for free blowjobs started to try to snog or hug/kiss me goodbye after i spaffed
>>222042074not child porn though
>>222042085seb meaning sebum, your body's natural skin oilrrhea meaning flow or dischargeic meaning pertaining todermatitis pertaining to the discharge of sebum
>>222042094is this the man who played flitwick in the harry potter movies? warwick davies? why would they have him host an auschwitz documentary?
Gay pirate nigga
Kemi Badenoch genuinely just humbled Keir Starmer
>>222042074You're right, we can!BOOBIES!NIGGERS!
>>222042147technically you canyou'd get banned but you canthe answer would be more like posting a webp image
Why are you lot so evil?
Daily Mail comment section popping off
>>222041552In fairness Steve Laws immigration policy would have saved his life
>>222042166
>>222042156rrhea? as in dia?
>>222042181If I could just get around £500,000 i can buy land in Finland and build a cabin and just live out there by myself
might walk to the big 'esco
>>222042185stolen from /brit/
>>222042185Top bants
>>222042181you're evil, actually
>>222041803alri zhang
finding it mad how many lives there are here on Earth
>>222042201why finlandsounds like such a miserable place
>>222042201With the polar bears yeah? Mong
>>222042218No I'm not
contemplating renewing the old costco membership
>>222042237It’s where santas from>>222042240What they gonna open my door to my cabin are they
>>222042181Link one single evil post
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>>222042050Yeah deffo paranoia because nobody had accused him of anything like that. So where the fuck was he getting it from?
Am I crazy or is this not equal
been a stalwart member since 2018haven't bought clothes elsewhere for years
in a new English civil war Crewe will be the decider
glod
Are premium bonds worth it? Got 50 grand burning a hole in my pocketDon't mention s&s isa it's already covered
I give off Evil Incel vibes...
>>222042261>What they gonna open my door to my cabin are theyYou wouldn't last five seconds in a cabin by yourself
modern life is reddit - ish
>>222042079That's cool. I had no idea Bale was popular other there
>>222042261no but the russian bear mightwouldn't want to live anywhere near those freaks
that would be nice though at least hugs. not cummy kisses so much
>>222042294Keep it in the bank mate, you can burn through that in a week in London just on essentials. I'm on 120k and I'm barely scraping by as it is
>>222042294let me hold that money for you i'll hook you up
>>222042314Bear spray exists >>222042302You don’t know me
top 10 poo images of all time
>>222042322spare a few thousand grand mate
raping my own arse with a pretzel
>>222042316>>222042144
>>222042334>You don’t know meNeither do the polar bears
me? evil excel. *unlinks your cell data and fucks up all the scripts*
this dude just came out of nowhere and fucked everything up
>>222042185Kek
based pakistan
the worst part in all this is that sikhs are actually bro tier as hell
>>222042368Kneeling for Pakistan
>>222042368Bit harsh. I know she's French but execution?
>>222042368needs to happen here too
>>222042368leftypol actually genuinely in mental anguish on what he should think about this
>>222042368Dommy wobinson will find a way to complain about this and praise India
>>222042383b
>>222042368good. bring back public hangings in the west, s.v.p.
>>222042383kek
Belly so fat I can rest my big cup on it
imagine if there are other planets in the universe which are just like Earth and they had an advanced civilisation there too who developed industrial technology and made the atmosphere hotter, making themselves extinct. I reckon it happens a lot in the universe statistically
do i want to make omeletteberg or frittatawitz?
>>222042432Wogs are the Great Filter
>>222042432yeah and every time it happens the aliens go OHHHO NONNONONONO BWAAAHHAHAHA
>>222042368leftypol drawing up the protest posters
im not worried about "climate change" in the slightest, meman will figure something out wont he
>>222042257are the costco 1.50 hotdogs any good
>>222042444both sound like foreign muck
>>222042459yea
rorke
>>222042322How are you spending that much
>>222042368>The decision to maintain the death penalty comes after human rights activists urged the government to introduce harsher penalties for rapists. Meanwhile our "human rights activists" do everything they can to fight for leniency for scum
>>222042478and the 1.99 pizza slice?
>>222042483Just essentials isn't it. Tax man takes half. 4k a month for rent. Got a lot of social obligations as well. I'm practically on the bread line.
>>222042202Me tomorrow
wish I had £100,000
>>222042459hell yea
>>222042478ever imagine its a bbc sausage if you get a girthy one?
>>222042523>>222042523>>222042523
read that post about santa from finland and it made me remember that time when mum told me (beforehand for some reason) that she ordered me a letter from ded moroz and it made me upset because I was already old enough to realise he isn't real and knew she just wasted money on nothing even though she meant well and now I feel sad
>>222042509Yeah man it's expensive as hell in this country, I'm on 300k and I'm constantly in debt
>>222042511Would last you about 6 months in London.
