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There are people who have been playing WoW since around its release and are still playing it to this day.That is roughly $4300 in expansions and subscription fees alone btw
Jews welcome
Get eyes are so mysteriosu
its crazy that these mid ass bitches get to be famous, brother i see better looking women anywhere
>>2220469296th for watching Destiny on Youtube right now
>>222046958Worth it
>>222046958goyim as i like to call them
>>222046971They're the ones who fuck the 70 year old reptilian Jew executives >>222046984Cuck
Skabwigniew or whatever. Let’s all get all around about it.
I drive a 2005 Lincoln Town car.
>>222046971>i suffer in brazil the land of cuties
>>222046958damn, with that money I can buy 4300 $1 bills
>>222046971
This wop nigga on outer always posting about how many kanji he memorized is the worst gimmick schizo i've seen in ages
>>222047005I drive a 2005 Jeep Liberty
What's your name
Catch me in Angeles City https://youtu.be/mtws7EqSFdM
>>222047040youre gonna have to show a little skin before i tell you about myself
>>222047040Rudiger
>>222046958My old main still has an offhand beer mug item that was discontinued feel like bringing him back just for this
>porn on a blue boardjanny....
>>222046929Great edition
i dont have a car
>>222047040Pedro
>>222047075Any time your sexy ass comes on here it's basically like porn
Me walking into /cum/
i get that women dont want to be my girlfriend but at the very least bare minimum they should have sex with, its least they could, it is my human right
>>222047096https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i7nyCmLyAk&feature=youtu.be
Shake that ass girl
>>222047116i drive my parents car desu
Had some fermented vegetables with lunch.
>>222047096Smells like broke in here
Mystikal type comment -> >>222047120
>>222047127
Kek
>>222047132ur mom can ferment my "vegetable"
>>222047165
>>222047178Bruh who CARES
>>222047071they've released a similar one like 5000 at this point. they have banked on fomo so much that there is essentially nothing rare or exciting anymore, even my beloved amani warbear
>>222047195>Bruh who caresYo mama nigga.
ME walking into /cum/
>>222047178he gonna win itall other candidates are shit
Me walking into the /cum/ store
https://youtube.com/shorts/-J4ITP2V8TMMe entering /cum/
I was looking for an album and /mu/ recommended oneand heaven knows Im miserable now
>>222047246that death pit looked kind of dangerous
Me before walking into /cum/
is wwe fighter that his gimmick is being an incel, i think that would work
Me and cummies hanging out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLL5a-ApNXg
>>222047348bro my jintsies fucking SUCK
>>222047321Dr Shekelberg’s favorite client
My gf is such a pure soul that when I tried to shower her WWE to show her what i watched when I was a kid she didn't want to watch it because "Why is everybody in their underwear?"
>>222047391you dont have a gf
My gender is .oggYours?
i wish my gf was pure but she slept with 14 men before me including 4 blacks
pic related, Anon's gf
>>222047391>Why is everybody in their underwearOnly real mfs wear undies. People that wear jorts or hot pants are copping out
>>222047420big words for someone in sweet chin music range
>>222047406>>222047411
my dental crown hurts but i dont want to go to the dentist and pay money i dont even have dental insurance so im just going to wait and probably fuck up my mouth even more
>>222046958The current model is a seasonal rat race so you can actually complete it in just days
>>222047315slappers live life on the edge, you wouldn't last 5 minutes in their world.
hello
>>222047469Yo
>>222047469https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32-WdYOeJLk
I miss her so much Fucking free me from this torment
i dont like multiplayer games its also why I have no friends
>>222047469why do you make american presidents touch the plant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI9Ue6JwJicthread theme
>>222047503could also be because youre israeli
>>222047503He's so hot
>>222047469Up the Rah, fuck the bongs
>>222047525jason? what did you eat today? are you eating good still?
>>222047531Maybe
Blood work came back good, blood pressure and heart rate are good, doctorberg says Im healthy
forgot to study for my prostate examhope theyre grading on a curve
>>222047617You made it anon, I knew you had it in you.
>>222047638Let me eat your hole
I don't think anyone watches Joe Rogan any more.
>>222047676>what's your job?>i pick stuff up and put it down
>>222047705Would genuinely love a job like thisgetting paid to work outwhat a dream
I dream of a united Ireland
there are people that really think the world is flat
>>222047781I know ur moms ass is flat
watchin Fuentes
Out with a whimperIt's not a blaze of gloryYou look down from your templeAs people endeavor to make it a storyAnd chisel a marble wordBut all is lost if it's never heardBut I've got someone to make reportsThat tell me how my money's spentTo book my stays and draw my blindsSo I can't tell what's really thereAnd all I need's a great big congratulations
>>222047781"People" is a strong word
dumb gamoposter
watchin' destiny vs fuenteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCvJgbE3yFM
>>222047828this that guy who got dommed by destiny in a debate then got his penis dommed by destiny's mouth
>>222047893Wish this was a PAWB instead
got taco bell for lunch
/darkcum/ time
>>222047916based
>>222047945>dark cumyou should go get that checked out
>>222047939cool whatd you have
>>222047893>>222047940>>222047974Based
>>222047676that doesnt seem very efficient
>>222047781I haven't met one tho have you?
Im too sad to feel horny
>>222048003is this cuckslop? shes looking at at least two different people
>>222048040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAuA4E83ZzE
White girl arse
>>222048026no, just saw one on joe rogan, ofc joe basically called him retarded
>>222048066Bro you watch joe rogan?
>>222048001the shredded chicken deluxe box
>>222048090clips, never saw a 3 hour episode
>>222048021>questioning american military logisticsdo not
Timmies are so funny they seethe and cry for years about how disgusting juicy thicc asses are but the minute they find a scrap of ass in an obese timotheas pants they start acting like she mogs
>dick appointment cancelled:'(>but drawfag actually did my request:)>>>/s4s/12985821>>>/s4s/12985864
evens vidyaodds nap
Do NOT get into a situationship with an avoidant woman bros it fucks u up bad
>>222048171I am the avoidant person in the relationship
Do NOT get into any sort of contact with a woman bros it fucks u up bad
BILLY! FUCK YOU DOIN?! YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR, THERES A FUCKIN 539 IN HERE!
do NOT get into a parasitic relationship with a tiny nation that bleeds your resources dry and destroys you culture
>>222048222Oath>>222048187Stay away from sensitive young men with abandonment issues i keep getting hurt by women who dont want me
>>222048171nigga women dont even acknowledge my existence
>>222048263What if we really really like finland though?
>>222048310free aland
>>222048310Finland might be one of the few based nations left on this godforsaken shithole of a planet.
you FUCKS are always going on about womeni cant even fucking relate like i cant even imagine being so emotionally invested into some pink haired leftist dyke
>>222048339fuck finland they failed to collapse the bolsheviks shouldve been invaded twice and put out of its misery
>>222048340I imagine my balls invested in pink hair dykes
Taki taki taki burritoPiss fart and shart and pee THOUGH
>>222048340I love dykes. They fuck women and that's hot as hell
>>222048359you failed to collapse them too faggot.Fins killed more commie scum in WW2 than Americans did.
>>222048381why yes, just look around your country
>>222048425like it's my fucking fault this country is ruled by jewsive been plotting my departure for years
>>222048396meowth wouldnt say that
>>222048432dropkicked that freak into the stratosphere
Do NOT get the shredded beef dipping taco from Taco Bell they suck ass
>>222048432
>>222048446yes, running from your problem is always the solution. just let them keep America or maybe gift it to browns?
enough politics. let's talk gock.
>>222048396Meowth would say that
>>222048473Im 6'2, you lizard
>>222048474FUCK YOU ive not gonna spend my life arguing and bickering with the communist democrat biomassdemocracy and "nationalism" were jewish invention to serve as containment to you fucking idiots that believed in it why the fuck do i have any obligation to "fight" for this bloody country
>It's Gock Talk with Anon. Tonight's special guest is a world famous author and professor of futanari at Harvard University - Doctor Abe Shekelbaum
I need a hug so bad i wish it wasnt weird to tell women u just need aome physical contact snd to talk about your problemsLike the dopamine would just fix my mood for 2 daysIm touch starved and heartbroken bitch!!!!
>>222048550i want to kick you
>>222048550In Japan you can hire girls to cuddle with you and hug you.
I always knew those bird things were gay
>>222048576It's funny how gays stared their pride month thing just to feel better about being deviants, and suddenly it got lumped in with pedo trannies and black/brown people. Apparently being gay is the same as being a troon or a black guy? That rainbow sure does imply a lot.
>>222048604Every monster libtards create seems to eat them alive at some point though
>>222048604It's intersectionality. The truth is blacks and browns hate gays like nothing else, so they tried to make it all the same. Didn't work.
>>222048570Why?
Faggotry is disgusting. With that said, lesbianism is fucking HOT!
my dad said i had to sit through graduation why do boomers put stock in this shit it's a farce it's all a farce
>>222048708at least she didnt criticize israel
>>222048500im 6'2 too
I want a dog but don't have time for one
>>222048714shut up
>>222048708My mom made me do this multiple times whenever I finished school/uni/etc. and it was brutal. My dad was nonchalant about it though, he hates ceremonial shit.
>>222048721sure you are, moishe
TIL Israel has never issued a formal thank you to any US service member or the US as a nation for the thousands of soldiers that have died in wars serving Israel's interests.A little thank you goes a long way. I wonder if this happens in other cunts too?
>>222048727Meeeeee asf
>>222048727same, also I think I'd raise it to be a retard because I am
>>222048708Lol crazy how they don't feel embarrassment
>>222048731stop attacking my right to exist>>222048760>TIL Israel has never issued a formal thank you to any US service member or the US as a nation for the thousands of soldiers that have died in wars serving Israel's interests.nor have they apologized for killing troops aboard the uss liberty
>>222048744you gotta remember 20% of this country is arab and another 40% arab jews baka
>>222048801bro jews sunk the maine got to go back farther
>>222048801thank you
>>222048809youre all ay-rabs, the only difference is the non-israelis have a heart
>>222048836and sorry
at this rate i elect we just hand israel over to turkey in exchange for turkey firing a few missiles at persia
>>222048851turkey IS persia, you simpleton
Fellas what's going on here
>>222048878fine we can turn it into a general jihad against the fucking shiites
https://rumble.com/v7aoz4q-the-hants-police-body-camera-footage-of-the-arrest-of-a-dying-henry-nowak-h.html?e9s=src_v1_s%2Csrc_v1_s_o&sci=89af480c-ac63-4243-b00b-a3334174a48fRemember why they're in your country in the first place. Remember who petitioned to import them. Who bribed the politicians to get them in faster.
>>222048896>Remember who petitioned to import themthe south?
I made a bad post and then immediately hid the thread again.
>>222048896
>>222048896leftypol?
Epic.
>>222048880Henry Nowak is white people's george floyd
>men never ever receive compliments from strangers!dude just get a mohawk (an actual one not a fauxhawk or undercut)
>>222048920Why does she look old and young, and pretty and ugly at the same time?
>>222048962>pretty
>>222048962she was blasted with the jewish space laser
okIma finna shower(with my bt speaker chunes on), then get to drinking
>>222048916Lol I do this
>>222048880Sad and horny
jews wanted whyte people to go extinct until they realized they were the only ones who didnt hate their guts then they turned even the whytes against them
For me? It's Martin Yan.
fuark i feel a poo brewin in my tummy
>>222049008I wish that was me
My coom brain is too powerful
>>222049008Unironically this sort of thing becomes a good time when you reach unc status. I usually listen to Nick Fuentes ranting and screaming about groids though.
Should I try the Nigga jar /cum/?
>>222049031reformed jews are jews in the same way liberal episcopalians are christian
>>222049008>Ima finna shower(with my bt speaker chunes on)And a beer, hopefully.
>>222049079I got a jar for ya right here*splashes HIV positive piss in your face*
>>222049079Try my pussy instead
Should i buy ice cream
>>222049158making icecream > buying icecream2 b h
america has to be the worst country of all time, no?
Lmfao
Does piss actually spread HIV?I won't google this because Google will think I'm a gay degenerate
aaaetobleh:3
>>222049155you don't have a pussy you stupid retard faggot >>222049180VERY jewish post
>>222049179Ok well im not doing that
about to poo
i have got to stop posting my dick
Spirited Away is the only studio ghibli movie I like
if you think about it it's kinda wild we basically went to war to protect the absolutist jewish tyranny (ussr)fdr was a communist and wanted to bankrupt america with social security and enact global jewry with the united nations
>>222046984Conservative Christian general newfag
>>222049253Jewbli is disgusting
I think the government is not very nice
>>222049253ahem
>>222049253For me it's Kiki's Delivery Service.
im sucha fucking coomer it's ridiculous
Kiki do you love me?
call me paranoid, but i think most politicians are in it for themselves
Anyone else obsessed with Slavic culture?Gonna get a tattoo across my upper chest in slavonic script saying Глaзa бoятcя, a pyки дeлaют
New Yorker cartoon
>>222049341Cum in my ass then
why do millennials love tattoos
>>222049347kiki is 17 years 364 days and 23 hours you sick fuck
niggas don't recognize a trvecel when they see one smfh
>>222049095dont have any beer, unfortunately
>>222049347I want to be a politician not because I care about people or public service but I want to engage in hedonism and have xitter fights
just poo'd
>>222049253I really like howls moving castle,
>>222049369i only have one and i got it when i was 15
>>222049323Kiki Daire?
is it cucked to let chrome save your passwords i havent done it but i might be at my tipping point...
how can i become a cowboy
>>222049253Ponyo
>>222049443real men have a sticky note on the side of their tower
>>222049432a tattoo or the clap?
>>222049368Pedophile deviant
>>222049444cowboys ride on four wheelers these days it's not a hard job
My toes are so dirty and black
LOL brutal.
>>222049465i want to be a cowboy crossing america on horseback
>>222049481imagine the cretin thatd willingly take on that bitch
>>222049481>you will always come second to them>even though they're not your children>just so you're aware>I need a partner>to support me>even though we won't be equal partners>you will be expected to raise someone else's kids>also I need your money>also you hit me, that's what I'm telling the police>also you raped me>you can't disprove it>should've bought me that jacket I wanted, eh?
>>222049481she's 21 and mid, she'll have some takers
>>222049469snca
Drank too much
>>222049559me in about an hour, but first I need a mixer
9/10 new jobs since covid went to people not even from the country. Why are there not tens of millions of people in the streets protesting this shit?
>>222049481Would let her suck my dick then ghost her
>>222049596zoomers have woken up and are taking action to the lgbt shit
You don't "need" mixers
>Kaedanceooof. what are the odds the 2 kids are halfbreeds.
Hold up i saw a tiktok about this
>>222049605>fat100%
>>222049605>>222049626Two different men too I bet.
>>222049604yah and I dont "need" a condom when Im ploughing your sister, but you dont have any nephews or nieces yet, right?
>>222049481>Kaedance liked you!Make your move bro, shoot your shot.
I like my frog folder, it looks like pepe is peeking out
>>222049662>he segregates his frogsRude. I let em play with everyone else. The only things I cordon off are webms and AI sloppa.
>AAAIIIIEEEE!>HELP ME! FREE ME!
I dont think I should have to say I'm sorry for trying to feel safe with you.
the pooington is effervecsizingcorr propa gud diss
Adam22 got divorced. I foresaw this happening
>>222049741is that the instagram bro piece of shit with the face tattoos that looks like a meth dealer
>>222049741LITERALLY whomst?
>>222046958Honestly, cheaper than I thought
>>222049741Is that the guy from that vine*gasp*Adam??
>>222049755i seen the norfern lites in scotland naked eye
>>222049741Once you go black...
>Cum the movie! Featuring Blur, Nirvana, Soundgarden and Ben Folds Five on the soundtrack
>>222049780>britpop
>>222049780Paulie Shore would play the lead role with Corey Feldman and Blair White in supporting roles
>>222049769they're lovely
>>222049795>>222049797>Matthew McConaughey as Jason!
>>222049817more like Michael Cera
>>222049817They already made that movie 20 years ago:>Failure to Launch is a 2006 romantic comedy about Tripp, a 35-year-old man who happily lives a carefree life in his parents' home. Desperate for him to finally move out, his parents hire an interventionist named Paula to secretly date him, build his confidence, and trick him into leaving the nest.
Jason is like trevor from gtav but the discord femboy version
im the bobby bacala of /cum/
>>222049850still baffles me how SJP has an acting career
had a dream where i tracked down and mutilated a wolfs mother (stabbed in the eyes, cut off the ears & tongue, etc with some scissors) because the wolf killed my cat and didnt even eat her. the revenge didnt make me feel any better and now i feel bad for an imaginary wolf and an imaginary cat :/
Would you go on a trip to a jungle to see gorillas?
>>222049741Quasimodo?
I'm the Pim of /cum/
you aren't meant to rememebr youre dreams if you do that means youre sleep is bad
>>222049901YesI want to visit Uganda for this reason
>>222049901You get a better view from a zoo
>>222049901hell yah
I KNOW DEES STREETS
okay but real talk lena the plug is a beautiful armenian goddess if she was my gf i would cherish her and let her sleep with blacks
>>222049901>Would you go on a trip to a jungle to see gorillas?I can just go to the South side of Chicago for that
for me?orson welles performance in the paul masson champagne adverts
>>222049895You're baffled how Sarah Jewsica Parker was gifted various roles in (((Hollywood))) despite her utter lack of talent or visual attractiveness? I'm sure if you think about it real hard (Hint: check the Early Life section) you'll figure it out.
>>222049913I think you only actually remember your dreaming from shortly before you wake up
>>222049481run like the wind
>>222049932
in the name of Allah i will reclaim this holy land
>>222049938>her mother married Paul Forste, a truck driver and account executive.[10] Stephen, a native of Brooklyn, is Jewish (from a family from Eastern Europe)I dont think a trucker has an 'in' in hopllywood
Just vomited
>>222049938shes like a barbra streisand fing innitbut wasp
>>222049967WHAT A LIFE
>>222049966Truckers are the Jews of THE ROAD
I have literal Madea from Tyler Perry in my car right now lmao. Like Madea IRL. I'm gonna try to surreptitiously record audio through vocaroo because words wouldn't do justice
fuggin ellturns out...SJP is jewishwhat a life we live in
>>222049999nigga just go around them. Can your county only afford one lane?
>>222049938When I was a teenager I used to think Seth Rogen was funny just because he felt like some fat stoner that wandered into Hollywood on accidentI better realize what being a (((friend of Apatow))) means now and he seems to be under the really annoying impression that he earned his success
>when I was a teenager I used to think Seth Rogen was funny
>>222050013These fuckers all wanna go 20 mph with 20 car spaces on I-90/94! Fuck em!
>>222050030We all did man it was the 2000s and 40 y/o virgin just came out
when I was a teenager I used to think Dane Cook was funny
>>222050030(You) me to my fucking face
my corkscrew isnt digging into the cork at all
and now it fucking shunked down into the neck of the bottleFUCK
>>222050051Dane Cook was overhated
>>222050080Old wine problems
>>222050060Smash the bottle on the side of your counter
>>222050089GOIN TO SUBWAY BUT PUTTIN EVERYTHING ON ITPARKED BUSWHALE SLASH FREE WILLY
Seth Rogen was never funny I'm sorry
when i was a teen my fav comic was steven wright
>>222050112For me it was Daniel Tosh
"My fav comic was Bill Hicks"^^^^^^^the most annoying faggot you've ever met says this
>>222050107you're just saying that because he's canadian
when i was a kid i thought mr. bean was the funniest man on earth
Get that cabbage, son
>>222049741“zeb is back” ahh post
Gnenuinely on the verge of throwing up with how much i miss her
I like ratgraveIt also helps that he has a cool name
ok, the cork somehow shot wine out like a volcano while falling inward
>>222049915same but Chicago
New >>222050277
