>imagine not being americanCouldn't be me.
>>222050836>Fuck off, I’m eating Carls Jr.
Imagine 40% fatass country
>>222050836Whatever, I didn't even want to be American anyway. It's dumb and probably gay too.
>>222050987Imagine a 0.72 fertility rate country
>>222051028killed that squid
>>222051018 Fine. You can be American. But only you. No other bongs.
>>222051312Things I plan to do now that I'm American:>drink Dr Pepper>fire a hunting rifle at tin cans balanced on a fence post>use a quarter to buy a newspaper from one of those little machines>break into a high school and join a clique>be racist to mexicans and the chinese
>>222050836Imagine having a normal penis
>>222050836LET ME IIIIIIN
>>222051447Welcome to Texas, son.
>>222051525Depends on how good you are at baseball
>>222051866Kek so true
>>222051447You get a cowboy hat on arrival and a NY fitted.
