drinking wine out of a FUCKING juice carton because my stupid fucking wine bottle cork got stuck in the neck and I had to transfer it into another vessel-edition
gock thread
Evens jackoff odds kms
futacock sub-edish
>>222051843
did we really bully zoom zoom out off /cum/
What about the Waffen House and everyone sits down peacefully and eats their breakfast and tips their waitress and anyone who causes a ruckus is taken out back and shot in the head with a Luger
Fuck you, I was going to make the new, now I am going to kill myself. Is that what you wanted? HUH? For me to kill myself? Well that's what I am going to do
there is nothing wrong with giving head in the shower (it is not as nice as you'd think though)
Trump is going to reinstate him
>>222051841roll
>>222051851Nah, I'm still here. I took off the name and trip because people were bitching and arguing about it too much.
>>222051852then I'll just eat at ihop or cracker barrel, fuck this goodie two shoes shit
>>222051825ファブルか────────
>>222051852That's a good premise for a bit or a joke that someone else could expand on
>>222051857post cock or GTFO niggatired of yo attention-seekin ass
>>222051864George Clooney looking mf
>>222051857>>222051850
Put the frozen pizza in the oven for the exact amount of time and the exact temperature the box told me to and it still came out undercooked
ordinarily you wouldn't think anyone would enjoy being raped, i mean it goes the very idea of rape, but, evolutionary psychology teaches us otherwise and gives us a glimpse into the true nature of women, a lot of people have trouble grasping this
>>222051864I fell for the memes in the beginning of the war. I genuinely thought a popular uprising was going to happen any day now. I admit that I was duped and Iran is still not any closer to collapsing than it was in the beginning of the war.
I look like this
>>222051875ltg won in court
>>222051873youko my beloved
>>222051864First order of business is telling the Ayatollah to get his fucking shine box.
>>222051892Iran's military has a lot of built in redundancy so its hard to defeat just by killing leaders
piece of SHIT catbox not saving my audio files
If Trump ever gets killed or dies in office, I will be the first person to post "DSP OUTLIVES ANOTHER ONE"
>>222051892thats the actual value of prediction markets beyond retarded sports betting because they bet no regime change and look at us
>>222051871>Cracker BarrelIt'll be staffed by white people and it'll be whites only. Anyone who gets out of line is tied to a tree and WHIPPED 40 times.>IHOPThis is where all the thirdies will be sent to eat. Enjoy your Nigerian pancakes.
>>222051896good good
why does eating strawberries feel so feminine? I bought some today because I felt like I wasn't getting enough Vitamin C and now I feel like a sissy
for the past few months I've only showered two, maybe three times a week
>>222051895your facetious, non-committal reply is pissing me off. post your cute little cock or fuck off fagola
>>222051919>this is a 3/10 in japan
>>222051913canadians would never last 10 minutes in a Denny's
wypipo be like "my dog's therapist says he might have OCD"
>>222051913>called the waffle house>not a house made of waffles
>sings "the maple leaf forever">80% of the country hates the maple leafs
>>222051933Wypipo will send their children to psych facilities when they are having a normal tantrum. This isn't a joke, I've seen this happen three times now at my job (EMS)
Gymcelling rn Gimme ur best workouts
Video games ruined my life and I hate them.Anyways I am going to go play Minecraft now.
>>222051957Pull upPush upSquat
eating a bar of corn syrup
>>222051920pop them in your mouth whole with the green tops on
>>222051820>>222051841>>222051869The digits have spoken plenty
>>222051950K Antoine, you beat your kids, we get it.
when I was a kid I asked for a pancake at waffle house and got reprimanded for it. why can IHOP serve waffles but waffle house can't? it would be easier for waffle house to make pancakes than for IHOP to make waffles. i mean they have those flat grill things too. is it so hard? jesus
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS!
this thread is all white people in my headcanon
when i was a wee lad me mum used to take me to the house of pancakes
Only white person on the bus award
>>222051970I think you're lost, this here's waffle country bwah
>>222051972hands of a government man
Died in the maze in Sae's palace
this bar of corn syrup is delicious
One of my favorite incelcore songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnnS-Ciz0WA&list=RDGnnS-Ciz0WA&start_radio=1
>>222051982waffles are inherently unamerican
>>222051989for a long time I felt, without style and gracewearing shoes with no socks, in warm weather
Chillin fuckin killin. Anyone else?
the macguffin
niggas be like"these waffles too spicy"
>>222052023this nigga drinking an INDIA pale alepost hand saar
no one says that
Dudegangweed
space marine 2 is kinda shitdarktide is kinda shit
>>222052046i do
>>222052043
>>222052049darktide slaps though
/cum/boys be like“me big me chungus wohoho”
>>222052043It's a butt can lmao
the taco bell shredded beef dipping taco is kinda shit
nothing wrong with drinking soylent
>>222051957dragon raise
me big me chungus wohoho
>>222052049I loved space marine 2
>>222052072it was ok. Like food truck/REAL mexican is better, this just tasted by the books
>>222052074this is the only dragon I raise
I genuinely cannot comprehend those who buy youtuber/eceleb merchandise or plushies. Do people even wear the shirts in public? I would die of embarrassment if I was forced to wear a markiplier shirt in public
Appalachian women sexo
Mom offered to pay me for doing chores and I said I didn't want her to but I still expect to see the money in my account tomorrow
>>222052023cool frog statue
Dirty bhenchod hairball son of a bitch.
>>222052118>crack whore>3 generations of imbreeding + a fat sow
I have a pokimane body pillow
WHY U BROKE NIGGA
>polshitter bait
>>222052130Is that more or less embarrassing than a Pokemon body pillow
>>222052101I like wales
>>222052128I can fix them
obese coworker with a fnaf shirt just walked out of the restroom do we think it will smell bad or good
>>222052130based
I’m getting steady paychecks now. What stupid shit should I buy?
>>222052130I need to see proof immediately
>>222052154Why is it the chicks who wear The Nightmare Before Christmas clothing are always the trashiest?
>>222052161sports car
Canada's better than us
>>222052128sorry but you're a prancing lala homo man if you wouldn't lay pipe into the one on the right
>>222052166seconded.
>>222052161lottery tickets. Drive to the US on friday and buy a mega
>>222052027i didnt play it on launch but i actually enjoyed the lightfall campaign more than the edge of fate campaign
test
Dawn is the white man's hour
>>222052174>cant beat us in hockey>cant beast us in baseball>cant even get to the stan lee finalI dont think so, chief
>>222052186Did you know if when you go back to claim it, if the US border guard finds it they're liable to confiscate it? Imagine winning $1.3 BILLION dollars USD and the CBP fucking take it from you and cash it themselves.
>>222052203you're unbanned, naughty boy. or your vpn is working.
Dawn is the white man breakfast
>>222052161Steam gift card for the Brazilian anon.
>>222052206We just beat you in hockey and we have 3x the gold medals in olympics
>>222052221>We just beat you in hockeywhat did you mean by this?
I don't think industrial society will last another 20 years. I hope I survive the collapse>>222052209I see no reason why they would confiscate it, especially if you are a white Canadian. It's not like you can smuggle cocaine inside it
>>222052174FACT CHECK: FALSE
>>222052231IIHF
>>222052161bless me brother :prayinghands:
>>222052231>frogs lost THE BIG GAME in a devastating blowout 1:6AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCK QUEBEC.
>>222052243wow you must have gone so far with that, right?
>>222052255Moving the goal post I said we just beat you and we did
I can't stop sneezing jesus christ I've never sneezed this much in my life
>>222052161bass guitar
The end is neigh
and I keep getting blue ball sneezes wtf
>>222052263
my tummy hurts
zoomers are the gayest generation, and also the saddest.coincidence?
>>222052292Never been so over
>>222052288So thats the only reason you won, nice
>>222052292thug it out player
>>222052292maybe you have an impacted colon from all that buttfuckin'
>>222052283ok rorkeschach
>>222052306actually the reason we won was because we scored more goals
Does anyone else hate movie trailers? >If we don't do this, the plan will fail >explosion>gunfire >this plan will determine.....everything>if this plan fails, we lose. >fight scene with protagonist>cut to random character screaming>*narrator voice* they have one last plan...to set thing right>staring Josh Tucker, Susan Goldberg, and Michael Strombach>Different fighting scene and explosion>The Plan: coming to theaters this summer
remember when this happened?
>>222052313Looks likes because mackinnon made silly mistake
>>222052322sounds kino
>>222052328not only do I remember, I walked past that sewer grate and they did a really shitty job of welding bars over it
>>222052328completely surreal, if it happened today everyone would think it was AI.
>>222052333>mckinnon missing a wide open net is why the US scored
>>222052328never happenednothing to see herestop asking questions
>>222052350Yea we would of won if mackinnon didn't make a silly mistake
>>222052295Says the generation that unironically promoted cuckoldryKWAB
I'm completely straight, but I think it's a normal part of male development to have a period during puberty where you constantly fantasize about sucking all your friends' cocks and being used as a common cum receptacle
>>222052339yeah they hurriedly filled in the tunnels with concrete to cover it up. there were bloody mattresses down there too.
FUCK OFF I AM NOT GETTING THE CAPTCHA WRONG
>>222052364>would have
Just cooomed
>I'm completely straight, but
>>222052367don't be mad bro
>Invent sport>Lose
>>222052370this is what literally all my male friends did, some of us acted on it too, and we're all happily married to women now
>>222052389japan is good at baseball thoughever, AND we always put out the shittiest roster possible
>>222052383>doesn’t even deny it
>>222052389so THAT'S why they kidnapped Maduro
>>222052370showering with a cute emo boy turned me gay
>>222052389That's because Japanese and Venezuelans are simply superior to usIt goes Japanese > Venezuelans > Americans > Canadians
>>222052399Imagine a baseball league of all the world leaders. Kino
unintentionally triggered some zoomer into a fullblown meltdown
>>222052405texass tier post
That espresso machine made Italy play better
>>222052413spill the tea, sis
>>222052422so why am I not allowed to like northern european women it's european all the same fuck you!!!
I still don't understand the appeal of Despacito
For me its Le Tigre
this affront to blue still will NOT stand
I suck
>>222052435to be fair, you need a sub 30 IQ to appreciate Reggaetón
Chokers are unattractive and whoever invented the trend is burning the deepest pits of hell
>>222052447cocks?we know
>>222052456Ben Stiller made some funny movies
>>222052421bit rude
What's a random proverb that you appreciate? "As a dog returns to his vomit, so too a fool repeats his folly"
>>222052459he really did, Tropic Thunder is one of the best comedies ever made. Pineapple Express too. Dumb and Dumber is also great, and now Jim Carrey is a full retard. maybe that's just how it goes.
>>222052476better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
>>222052476Speak of the devil and he shall appear
Put a whole onion in my salad now I feel sick
Life is like a dick
>>222052529shit bro that's too acidic your stomach is going crazy right now.drink some milk.
niggas be like"this onion too spicy"
pls bump>>222052556>>222052556>>222052556
>>222052580send me ladyboy gf first
>>222052594theres one waiting in the thread
>>222051857Mods
SALAD DODGING
CALORIE THIEVING
The police' treatment of Henry Nowak at he lay bleeding and dying has to be the cruellest, most callous thing I've ever seen.
ASS SMELLING
CRISCO BATHING
CHEESE DRINKING
Mel Gibson once called Winona Ryder an "oven dodger"
GREASE-TRAP DRINKING
Its made of fine chrome alloyFind him on the grind, he's a rhinestone cowboy
>>222052703my penis has a slight curve to it, women seem to enjoy this aspect of it as they say it tickles their upper wall
CABBAGE PATCH FACE HAVING
Women always B smellin’ all nice n’ shiiiieeeet
>>222052295that did not start with the zoomers. At least read a history book before being a dumbass
>>222052745Not black ones
just sneezed like 5 times
>>222052747maybe read the original post before making a nonsensical reply you little faggot.
Im still fucking sneezing, wtf
haven't sneezed in days, sucks to suck.
>>222052790I think you're supposed to boil pee in a tea pot and rub it on the wound
In China they soak eggs in the piss of small virgin boys and ferment them before eating them. It is considered a delicacy.
NEW YORK NUMBAH WANN BABY! WE WAS WALKIN’ ‘ERE!
>>222052580tnx for coming bros
>>222052804I would understand if it was cute girl piss at least
>>222052777>>222052777Peut-être que si ton argument était aussi solide que tes insultes sont nombreuses, j’aurais quelque chose à répondre. Pour l’instant, ça ressemble surtout à quelqu’un qui est fâché d’avoir été mal compris.
'member cola syrup or are /cum/mers too young?
>>222052815why even bother with the egg at that point
>>222052824I don't think it was real coca-cola brand but my grandmother always had some around for when any of the grandkids were sick
My grandma would make me chicken noodle soup and ginger ale floats when I was sick.
corn syrup? dont mind if i do
>>222052861105-95
My grandma didn't do shit when I was sick, I lived with my parents and brothers as a kid.
>>222052839Hello? So you can desperately try to convince others it's not a fetish? Clearly you know nothing about asian culture.
>>222052869oh yeah she liked ginger ale as well but I don't think I ever wanted to drink anything carbonated when I already had a stomach ache>>22205288010?
Name a country and I'll make a thread making fun of them. No India since there's too many of them.
Women with chubby tummies. Squishy soft women big big boobies.
>>222052920Serbia
>>222052920I don't see people talking down to Greece as much as they should.
captains log stardate 2026.6-3i am out of coca cola. i fear i shan't stay healthy enough to survive the rest of this voyage without it.
>>222052924All things you'll never have, faggot
>>222052937nothin' to talk down on, nice people, never pay their debts (based), handsome, many bisexual men fucking twinks!
>>222052938
Successfully destroyed The Institute, fuck those goddamn freaks.
Any cummer give me some rundown on espresso machines? Plan on buying one
>>222052920turkey
>>222052945But what if I have the morphology of a twink and don't wanna get fucked? Also, the only reason they don't pay their debts (based) is because they're poor (cringe).
I hate the smell of earwax
>>222052161invest in s&p 500 to see line go upthen use money to buy custom soyjack stickers to stick over political stickers on light posts
i remember having a stomach flu at my grandpa's house. i was vomiting into a pot by the couch. when he checked on me, i said "i don't feel good", and barfed. and he said, "yeah? well i don't feel good either."sounds dramatic, but he told me all i needed to know, then and there. good man. shitty paratrooper, lol but good man.
>>222052958lol i did that route toojust blew em all up
>>222052977BoS is the most based faction honestly. Just finished liquidating The Railroad too, I absolutely did not appreciate the allegory they were trying to make.
>>222052966meh, I just made a thread about them a few days ago and don't have any funny ideas for them.
>>222052990ask them why did they get pwned by a few Bedouin in ww1
>>222052328they're back...
>>222053004Because Lawrence of Arabia helped them
>>222052804don't give e-whores any ideas
almost done with this wine and still not sufficiently drunk
When I was a kid, my uncles (on my mothers side) were hilarious blue collar guys who would drink anyone under the table, were always getting lots of female attention, always took care of their family and friends (including kicking the shit out of a group of blacks who attacked my grandmother). They were men with testosterone, real alpha males, who busted their asses as truck drivers and butcher shop owners so their kids could be better than them. I was very lucky to witness the last men like that growing up. Both Tucker and Buckley remind me a lot of them. It's very rare to see middle aged American men who aren't totally demoralized/demoralizing simps and cucks. They laugh at every attempt to control them and have the intelligence to effectively fight back. When you see men like that, protect them!
The ironic part about life is that you're a different person to everyone you meet. To some you're quiet, to others you never stop talking. Some remember you for your kindness, others for the time you walked away. You are a villain in someone's story, a hero in another's. And to most you're a passing thought. A name they once knew. You don't exist as one person, but as countless versions of yourself shaped by fleeting moments and personal perceptions. You never will know yourself the way the way others do, you will never hear your own laughter the way someone does. You never see the way your absence lingers in a room you used to fill. To yourself, you are just you, but in reality, you are a thousand different stories, none of which you will ever get to read.
dumb peanutposter
Zoom zoom you good bro?
Whites are dying. It’s not an accident and the only crime is noticing.
>>222051820RIP
>>222053046This can be a real source of anxiety sometimes. I catch myself ruminating and over-analyzing the way I’m perceived in all my interactions. I have to remind myself that it’s not worth stressing over what happens in the minds of others, since it’s forever beyond my grasp.
>>222053076
>>222053012two can play at that game
Long Island is probably the best place to live in America
>>222052964How much do you want to spend? Most coffee (((communities))) will recommend the Breville bambino but if you have the budget you should just get the plus or if you don't care about money at all get a Rancilio or Lelit, also if you're not already in to coffee you'll need to get a grinder and tamper at the minimum to go with it, and if you want to make other drinks you'll need to look in to milk steamers/frothers
on chapter 8 building the dark falcon
>>222053096bug spray would be more effective
>>222053114jen
asked jewgle ai about jason
The number of NATO soldiers "dying" in "training exercises" are increasing...
Madam President. I like the sound of that.
listening to bjork
>>222053114fuck off we're full
full of shitty hockey teams
"I'm a Zoomer, I'm a gooner, I'm a midnight coomerI get my jelqing on the run~"
>>222053140She could suck an apple through a lead pipe, holy shit.
>>222053046well, it's a boring story every which-a-way it's told. here lies the dull man. he was nice, he held the door for folks. he never raised his voice in restaurants, he never crashed his car. he had a lover, but never children, and thank God for that, lest the curse be inherited. he just was, for a bit. touched no one, did no thing. to afford even an asterisk by a footnote in history would be too kind. he existed, shortly.
Outraged by everything. Ashamed of nothing.
you're a third wordist if you don't want to overthrow the government of Cuba and have 3 million afro Cubans wash up on our shores o algo
>>222053185>washes up on your doorstep>needs a place to stay>hard worker and willing to do ANYTHING to stay in Americaohhh no how terrible
Are you really from a country? What do you feel? What the fuck is wrong with you? Huh? I love you though.
Italy did pretty well in World War II all things considered. They locked the British, a naval power, out of the mediterranean and Rommel is on record singing the praises of Italian forces in North Africa. The Italian military was quite innovative, inventing what is now known as Navy SEALs (Flottiglia MAS aka frogmen), effectively taking on the whole Allied sea power since Germany's navy was weak. Was Italy as impressive as the Germans, the greatest soldiers in the world? No. Were they better than the British and Americans, logistics aside? At least.
>>222053194would kick her out immediately
Relocate the Haitians to Antarctica. They will fix their shit quick.
Watching south park right now
>>222053200>Germany's navy was weak.subtle troll is subtle
niggas and their hennessy coolaid pickles are fucking SENDING me rn fr fr no cap
>>222053208not him, but what was so good about it? i don't know much about history.
nigger brain porn addicted freak who's hatred for Europeans is matched only by his desire to race mix
like 10+ loss streak with the only win being blatant cheater on my team, i remember why i stopped playing counter strike
>>222051734>can't danceLIE NUKEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1KUomqrfek&t=90s
>>222053223U-boats literally controlled the Atlantic ocean for years on end, Allies couldn't move without getting their shit rekt left and right.even when they broke international laws by using "merchant" ships to transport military equipment and personnel the German wolfpacks just blew them out of the fucking water because they knew the Brits were being devious cunts.
With the exception of the 10th Army debacle, Italy matched and in some cases dominated the British/US/ANZAC in North Africa and the Mediterranean until 1942. Note that Italy was a resource poor nation with half of Germany's population. The British Empire had over 500 million people and 25% of the planet's resources. Having to redirect half a million Italian soldiers with corresponding resources to aid Hitler's Barbarossa attack in 1941 was not something the Italian military was capable of sustaining. But all things considered, Italy did well during the war. The myth of the evil German and incompetent Italian is Allied propaganda, not historical fact.
>>222051825>box juice wineAre you a hood argentinian?https://youtu.be/7YIkurDaHpc?si=5uroMm3ylLyeM2vT
>>222053063He doesn't post anymore?
>>222053243>>box juice winewhere did I say box wine, you illiterate buffoon
For me it's the pike and shot era
getting fatneed to start lifting weights and get jacked but I don't want to sweat and feel pain and not eat any food I wantshould I get on the steroids ?
>>222052023Base
hello creampies
>>222053259nvm kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw3SV6U_p0Q
the two biggest influencers in the west are Andrew tate, a race mixed pimp scam artist and Bonne blue, a whore who's fucked 2000 different guys on camerawhy should I support the west ?am I third worldist if I don't like this?
>>222053306bonnie blue stunts are fake
you can land a flip but can you land a girl?
no they aren't
yes they are
>>222053319the only thing more pathetic than their little stunts is their complete and utter lack of self-awareness
Captain Dr. Uri Yosef Silvester, a field doctor for the 424th Shaked Battalion in the Givati Brigade was killed by an FPV drone in Lebanon this morning. 7 occupation army soldiers were wounded in the incident, including two officers. The battalion commander was seriously wounded.
/cum/ is dead for the night, I'm OUTTA here
Stan sounds so old now, very depressing!
dark falcon thus far
>>222053394doesnt sound like rape to me
grilled some beef in the cast iron, sprinkled some sharp grated cheddar on that bitch
i truly despise centrists as stephen ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSACyOSVDJ0he knows the demonrats are full of it but wants to be an "enlightened centrist"i hope he gets the 85% tax
Staff Sergeant Michael Tyukin, 846th Givati Reconnaissance Unit, Givati Brigade, was killed by Hezbollah yesterday.
>>222053435Rip
>>222053413shortfag
>>222053462yes, rest in piss
>>222053472rude way of saying hi
i hate mexicans those fuckers do entire car patrols instead of installing some fucking cameras and motion detectors like i swear they do it on purpose cause they know americans are dumb enough to accept this shit
Sergeant Rotem Yanai, NCO in the 435th Rotem Battalion of the Givati Brigade was killed by a FPV drone in Shomera. She was from Haifa district.
>>222053487what happening?
>>222053511i thought that was an unrelated pic but she really was that fat, does IDF have no physical training?
No good threads in a fat minute. I think I'm done coming here.
new>>222053542>>222053542>>222053542
The 401st Brigade Commander was critically wounded this morning when a FPV drone struck the front entrance of a building in Debl. The drone bypassed protective netting and the shrapnel wounded several occupation army soldiers, including the commander. While the IOF says that three total soldiers were wounded, some reports claim that up to 8 soldiers were wounded while accompanying the commander in Debl.
>>222053511RIP I would have loved to wrestle her
