Pointy perky petite Scandi tits edition
>>222056129vapid whores
scream
Can't believe it lads. It is all kicking the fuck off in China now.
>>222056153nans across the country lining up to wire their life savings for this tragedy
>>222056169aww he's so cute!
i literally have nothing to do
right well that's moni in the bin lol
Why are those kind of women never into me?
Does anyone have that rare bradders with chebs
would surgically attach my mouth to their anuses and force them to eat cuttlefish
*enters the thread
You ever just pop on a pair of speedos cos you like the feel?
>>222056203that's from south park
>waaaah, I can't breathe!
Activeee
>>222056233kairuuuu i berieve in youuuu!
hey guys how's it go-
Old bloke just stood still in the middle of the path in a rab jacket and a 40ltr osprey backLad you're strolling to harlow Carr not doing the west highland way
feeling myself get sucked back into playing runey again but maybe this time I’ll get on the streaming gimmick to make it actually worth my time
>>222056260wheyyy!!
Think the only way moni and sacked tranny can settle this beef is if they both take their kit off and post nudes and we judge them
>>222056263geowizard yorkshire video maybe??
>>222056260You'd have to get on the 'zempic after that
>>222056298Moni literally has a blog with rorkes begging for a shag in the comments
foid doesn't want to pay an extra twenty quid to just get a cab to the airport at 3 in the morning fucking hellI'm just gonna pay it fuck her
>>222056317dont think he does actually mate
>>222056331strange little incel arent you
which one of our usual spastics has decided to larp as a paki today then
>>222056320How else would you get there at that time?
>in bed at 4pm>reasonably early???
sacked trsnny does aldi sell energy drinks
>>222056358says 3pm you imbecile
>>222056352coach is an option but it's long
>>222056129nipples protruding, very disrespectful
>>222056362you mongrels stopped following utc for some gorforsaken reason
Rorke not wearing a mask when defending his country again
What's a good relatively cheap phone? I have a samsung s23 currently.
lol
bob burgers bisexual moments
>>222056384nokia 3310
>>222056317Jeff you’re a habitually liar because most of Amer’s comments are calling him a smelly paki and a liar
>>222056384Just get a contract
june 4th 1989
>>222056375done that cunt
And Canslad?Toiling at home after a half day yesterday having to leave early due to having a migraine and light making me feel like a faggot, you see
hi guys hows it growing i mean going
>>222056422think about sucking mens cocks a lot do you mate?
Second woffee of the morning already
>>222056422right well that's me got a b0ner
>>222056414how the fuck do you manage to sound like a 70iq ESL autist through text alone man i dont even want to imagine what having to listen to you speak irl would be like
>>222056385Leftypol wishes he could grow facial hair like that
>>222056447Bit of the tism mixed with a bit of the brit mixed with 100% imitating you, lad
>>222056384samsung s23
>>222056429>no ulmao faggot, and you reported me because you're a seething little faggot
friday the morrahmm yes I do believe I shall be getting steaming
>>222056447He’s a 40 year old alcoholic paedophile mate you can’t expect much from him
>>222056461strange little homo
bf came inside and got me fagpreggers i need to go to the boymergency room for a boybortion AGAIN
i really like cats
>>222056473>>222056485cute :3
>>222056471no need to sign your posts faggot
>>22205647067, lad
>>222056401I'm unfortunately not very phone savvy. I will likely go to currys but they could just sell me anything (due to the aforementioned unsavviness)
>>222056468i'm gonna be starting today in a couple of hours papi
>>222056471>>222056494you'll be sloppily kissing each other in 5 mins if this continues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRl2mr0MThA&
>>222056494weird incel creature
Can’t wait to die
>>222056473
>>222056473I prefer 'bregnant', as in:"My barely legal twink bf stayed the night and is now bregnant :3"
>>222056509you've done it again, faggot. go on, on your knees, suck off your favourite grifters, i know you love that
>>222056503>>222056471>>222056494
>>222056451>>222056497are you just one of those feral children who was kept in a cupboard for 14 years or something? genuinely cannot fathom how a person can manage to be this offputting through text on a screen alone
>>222056516what's got you down papi?
Men's arseholes don't feel anywhere near as good as women's fannies. I think I am one of the few people in this thread who can testify to that.
>>222056536Lad, I'm just like you
>>222056523bizarre incel homosexual
>>222056499Google pixel any model
>>222056542I can too, you’re right
Well I just crossed this bridge from the other direction where there was no signs so I hope they fixed it
>>222056473is this bender code for needing a shit?
>>222056542>Pooey hole is less enjoyable than lovely fragrant self lubricating vagWell concluded Sherlock
>>222056129willard all fucked up from wanking to porn, can’t even get hard with a real girl
>>222056561need you arrested
listening to fungus music
finally, Arianaspammer gets a song written about him
Rorkey want a rapey
>>222056572Nothing to do with the poo lad, and fannies can be quite nasty themselves. And the lubrication is the least of your worries. It's more to do with the shape and where the tightness is.
You should have seen the poo I did earlier omds
>>222056575Correctable. Do you have a foreskin? Just do 3 months no-fap+no-porn. Simple as.
>>222056601And if you don't???
wish sabrina carpenter would stop swearing so muchmy ears arent toilets
>>222056613snipcel lmao
double big tasty or big arch
overslept for toil again no bother as i dont do anything anyway
>>222056575i would probably have the same problem, but i'm an incel so don't need to worry about it
>>222056623i wish my mouth was her toilet
>>222056552I have heard good things about them tbf
just got out of bed hi
need to spit in a twink's mouth asap
>>222056649hi papi did you sleep well?
>>222056663bit gay
the prices of literally everything is going up so much yet people arent even really bothered by it, doesn't make sense
>>222056649hey :3
>>222056662i'm a twink and love getting spat in my mouth papi
>>222056129kojima did it better
>>222056668good morning :>
>>222056542Would prefer to shag a lad's mouth instead.
One of my most embarrassing secrets I'd never admit in real life is that I spend a lot of time watching streamers play online slotsI don't even watch the ones who drop 10k on it it's people who are betting 10-20p a spinUtter utter waste of time
>>222056679
>>222056667think people are actually complaining papi
what are you playing
rorke dancing at the pink pony club
>>222056667i'm fine I've got loads of money me
>>222056667You never leave the house
>>222056698with my willy
>>222056707i <3 gardening...!
wooden kebab skewer splintering into the delicate spongey urethral tissue from the inside
>>222056682Yeah a good blowjob from a twink is top tier
>>222056667>yet people arent even really bothered by itYeah man nobody ever mentions the cost of living crisis so theyJust a topic people are completely unaware of
barbertoil looms what can I talk about when my weather material runs dry in the first minute
>>222056698Does the Family Life app allow incest?
why is anime like this
>>222056743need that
>>222056701that's chapelle roan you pole
>>222056752arsenal lost the champions league final recently you could try thatworld cups about to start - you can express outrage that Thomas Tuchel (the england manager) chose not to take trent alexander arnold. then just go yeah yeah init to his replies
>>222056757the answer regularly gets posted in this thread
>>222056757east asian small dick genes turn entire cultures into mental pedophile rapists
>>222056667went to tesco yesterday for milk bread and 2 chicken breasts came to ovet £20, genuinely dont know how the universal credit types are surviving on current prices
tired as all hell don’t want to toil got cbd waiting for me at home
i think some of you might be gay
People still claim Rorke is a sort of racist figure and such despite him being changed by black pussy many moons ago and yet they are correct.To understand Rorke one must understand the superposition principle in quantum physics. Essentially Rorke exists as someone who is both changed by the black pang pang pussy he shagged and the racist bigoted man he was before this occurrence. What decides his character is what the poster claims Rorke is, this is exactly like opening the box to see if the cat is dead or not as Schrodinger once put it.
On the hunt for rorke
>>222056805me when i lie
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knewWhen I shit off more than I could poo
>>222056805well they probably don't buy the most expensive bread, most expensive milk and most expensive chicken
>>222056667wages are rising faster than inflation
https://nitter.net/MaximusChud/status/2062297146796204529?police killed rorke's da
>>222056808cock ball destruction?
rorke singing macho man at toil karaoke and saying no homo every time he forgets a lyric. leftypol belting out born this way with his top off.
>>222056840how do the dolers cope then
>>222056856don't have to pay rent or council tax whereas toilers do
got the asmr barber lady on
Zoomers are correct, 90s were the best decade for music.
reckon i might just start using viagra
>nitter.net
>>222056842didn't really see any intentional shield strikes to the head, they were just trying to get him off the copper
got the asmr bradley on
>>222056862Do her boobs touch your head
>>222056861yh but 100 quid a week is mental even if you take away rent
>>222056876proper grim that
>>222056904i get full pip
>>222056890this one isn't performing actual barber duties she's massaging the top of other girls boobies
>>222056842I don't think they did, mate
peter hitchens is such a bizarre little freak
boo hoo police brutalityyou lads serious? that guy would have got a 45 bullets in his head if this had been anywhere elsewe are far too lenient here
wog girls smelly feet
>>222056839it do be like that
killed for being polish in starmers britain
>>222056877>>222056938rasheed
goo hoo hooo hoood mooorning ms peneloppeeee
me and the missus
>>222056842Embarrassing how desperate Brits (left and right) are to be AmericanNo the police are not going to kill someone by restraining themNo you're not going to get your epic anti police narrative
>>222056961mad isn't it20 years ago rorke screaming "brexit means brexit send em polacks packing" now he wants a civil war over a dead one
>>222056969cody actually
honestly the wildest thing that the police have done in this country was shoot that brazilian guy on the tube in 2005 because they suspected of him being a terrorist
another morning spent gymtoiling and thinking about killing myself, so sick of it all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUNz-uTF--E
Got little slowlads in the garden and very fond of them. Went through one with a shovel once and was properly devastated.
>>222056911arent the government hitting the spaz bennies a bit hard though? seems to be a lot of mongs moaning about this government and how they're fucking over the spastics
would honestly love if it kicked off in the uk but rorke wont do a thing as usual
>>222056981you can just lie and flip flop on every issue now and nobody cares because there’s 10000 things happening every week and nobody remembers old stuff
i'm fat and woke
>>222057013not if you're an actual spaz like methey only go after the mongs who are faking it
will chav women be impressed by my 60k a year or do they want the world
>>222056991that and partaking in grooming gangs and covering it up for 20 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0fkjUwax6g
raining
>>222057001what do they feel like when you touch them
Omg hi <3
>>222057014whats it like for you lot at the moment? last thing i heard was about people boycotting australia day
>>222056991Mossad did a similar thing in Lillehammer, Norway. They just shot some random brown guy who they thought was a Palestinian terrorist but it was some Moroccan bloke.
>>222057043Dry and scaly but smooth. Wriggly. They usually shit on me when I pick them up to relocate but I don't hold it against them
>>222057014already happened lad all he did was cut through the crowds nicking pastries
Im an america first groyper
Until the NHS stops using resources to treat people like Alan it will never get better
>>222057054 oh no
sc
>>222057059kino think he raided lush too
pip squeak
>>222057048nothing happening here people have always talked about that but no one doese it except a few woketardos
>>222057069who the fuck is fatima
>>222057069can you fuck off back to britfeel or whatever wretched shithole you came from
>>222057069
>>222057100female version of muhammed i guess
How do people with no will power survive in life?I’m a normal bloke but turned to alcoholism last year and I ate u healthy despite being in decent shape due to being freakishly tall I said I’d stop eating junk food as I ate sweets and chocolate almost everyday and I said I’d stop drinking. But despite that I think I’m going to go and buy some whiskey and a fish supper and probably a kinder bueno some sour sweets and a bottle of Fanta
>>222057048literally nothing bad ever happens here while every week people are vertically sliced in half with machetes in britain's streets (bondi was the exception that proves the rule before any of you start x)
>>222057048Our closest equivalent to Reform are starting to lead polls here but our electoral system will make it hard for them and the worst they will do is slow down mass migration.
>>222057105out of all the shite in this thread that's really what bothers you?
the girlies are fighting omg
>deleted
>>222057112possibly the most boring this I have ever read>mentions will to power>proceeds to list things he eats and drinksFucking cunt
>>222057126more his weird creepshot posts nonce stuff and indian brained gooner shit that he spams
>>222056994have you considered not stanning a dead group? move on, youll feel better
i don't be having sex
just done a hoot
So we'll all be in Santa Fe for the brit new mexico meetup yea?
>the most boring this I have ever read
New gimmick coming right up.You lads ready?
If you were a millionaire what would you do day to day?Hobby farm for me
wonder what happened to coffeeaussie
>>222057088>>222057118>>222057125nothingeverhappens.jpg
>>222057158Lol
>>222057136I would say he’s a close second behind you yah boring cunt
>>222057184do you have any fucking idea what you've just done?
>>222057140think you spend far too much time here schizo
>>222057143no, id rather hang myself and die committed to my girls
>>222057157no matter what i will be there
>>222057157corrrr bit of ice and balls deep in some torta no doubt
>>222057196blow your head smoove off
australian women were handcrafted by the demiurge himself for below-average british cock
Even his memes are boring kek
need sucking off
>>222057215very mature and healthy way to speak to other people
one time there was a big puddle outside and my friend sam fell off his bike into it but mum said we weren't allowed to laugh at him
every single time i close my eyes its 2007
>>222057237
>haha i posted the same picture by smaller
YouTube ads for public bins x
All of the air in Australia smells like eucalyptus but the only time you notice it is when you arrive on an international flight. Sort of how Med countries smell like sewage when you first arrive.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780525342374267.mp4
leftypol mate
>>222057253I use a eucalyptus soap so I must smell like Australia
All of the air in /brit/ smells like rorkesquirt but the only time you notice it is when you return after a ban. Sort of how /britfeel/ smells like sewage when you first arrive.
>>222057170I'd count of monte cristo maxLearn languages, chemistry, because adept at the legal systems of many countries, exactly revenge on my enemies...
>>222057274I've heard the air in Canada is very crisp but never been
pot calling the kettle nigger
>>222057300ktim
>>222057293you've got no fucking idea what youre up against
>>222057293mfw im reading about british warcrimes in india
getting a bit suspicious at how much of my blood the doctors keep demanding i give them
>>222057247>>222057260yes that's completely normal behaviour lad, keep spamming those pictures, really showing me who the real creep is
>>222057316have 0 neg and haven’t given a single drop of it
wearing my excellent cock ring
>>222057291It depends where you are. I’m from a seaside part of Canada with nice air, but when I visit areas adjacent to the Great Lakes like Toronto, I find the lakes a bit stinky like algae or whatever, although that’s only apparent when you’re right on next to the water. I brought it up as a bit of banter with a local, and they got really offended lol
>>222057170Couple years of roaming then be a stay at home rorkeypops
Not gonna lie, not inviting restore to the question time debate is probably the biggest gift the BBC could have given them.It gives the other parties the chance to embarrass themselves, as often happens, while establishing restore as some group the media are afraid to engage withRebecca also seems a little bit thick and would definitely be in over her head on national TV
>>222057338love when 'bergs go on their tippy toes all inquisitive likecatberg does this by the window when she hears possums outside
>>222057170My life would probably be basically the same, as a million dollars isn’t even enough for a house anymore. Could probably throw down a nice down payment right away though
and that's why there are no fat people in japan
I make no secret of my disdain for the janitor
i spammed /BRIT/ with SHITE gimmicks and THIS happened
my good friend homer simpson
>>222057379yh its very cute
>>222057368It would most likely hurt them in the long run. The Canadian media has made a point of excluding the right-wing People’s Party of Canada from all debates and never talking about them in the news, and they’ve essentially entirely fizzled out, now polling at less than 1%, after previously polling as high as something like 7% in previous elections.
Nobody was excited for my new gimmick :(
>>222057340>goyslop AIslop
Heather melty
The wokes won't like what I'll post in the new thread
obama
>>222057439i can't-(slop understand-slop your accent-slop
>>222057462why did you post this? like what did you get out of making this pointless post?
overcooked my steak, because of woke of course
not allowed any drinks at pub 2nite :(
rorke at work throatfucking his muslima coworker and unloading sticky hot ropes of nut
>>222056129le donne sono veramente delle bestie comunque
>>222057488watch out the aussie poster is gonna have a melty of this
>>222057320gonna cry
drinkmaxxing my energyslop
>>222057488a changed man
>>222057496vile med incel
obamna
o'bummer the gay irishman
>>222056129love these typa outfits
>>222057496tagliatelle please mate
>>222057496So true bestie
>>222057547you are indian
>>222057503
>>222057564why do you see a beautiful white women and instantly think of little brown men
corr yes. love birds with ridiculous looking pumped up i r baboon arses
I garuantee noone can name me five meals better than these 1.Tomato soup with cheese on toast to dip 2. Frying two bits of bread in butter and oil, frying some bacon and putting in the middle with small amount of cranberry sauce and making into a fried sandwich 3. Steak and prawns 4. Pepperoni pizza 5. Coco pops cereal and milk
>>222057606let him cook
>>222057596so this is rorke...
>>222057564homo this is a slags generalhere's another tight blue dress pawg
>>222057615are these ok for grandads
>>222057607alri homosexlad
>>222057607you are such a mentally ill cuck you see a nice big arse and think nigger cuckoldry thoughts instead of thinking "hrmm yes i'd sex that up" you are genetic detritus
make the poo
sirrr you are genetic detritus sirrr
>>222057655youre not ordering at tim hortons pal
>>222057677>>222057677>>222057677
>>222057340Been noticing a lot of these British nostalgia AI channels lately
>>222059299old people discovering the internet - my old da now spends all fucking day watching youtube shite when in the past he thought it was some stupid thing for youngns
