peng edition
the uk. don't you mean the pookay? LOL!
spent so much time waiting for the new I forgot the dogshit zinger I was going to post so I’ll go with my backup option
My stepdad is stronger than I am in the gym so I’m just going to stop going now no point really
men should be born imprisoned and have to prove their way out
saw a lot of koreans in budapest and they all looked hot ( the girls)
women in europe regularly compliment british men for our faces, fashion, personality
not one but two (2) heart emojis in the latest email from the slightly chubby zoomer lass at toil
>>222059599she want you unc
>>222059579been to mainland europe many times, never had a single compliment from any of them
feeling pretty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tIf_iX7VRw
rorke on a mad one
Cheeky wee pint in spoons to get out of the rain innit?
>Vigilanti London litter pickers>They're all whiteWhat explains this lack of diversity in the melting pot of London?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj9Hvdzu_zw
>>222059654Scary, glad he's safe
>>222059533elton ffs
Guy at work is leaving and I really just don't give a shit, he's nice enough but he's not in my team and I've never done more than office smalltalk with him. For some insane reason his leaving drinks is on Saturday, would go if it was tonight but the weekend is not for work socialising. Mental that.
>>222059658
>>222059622hella zesty
>>222059678just say you’re pooing blood in the work groupchat
mad that mad that has become a filler word/phrase for /brit/ posterslike some dumb bimbo sticking like after every word
>>222059533Looks grim as fuck mate. Better remember that dsz quick before the lads pile in with "elton" etc
>Estate agent, 22, died after years of ketamine abuse, inquest hears>Isabelle Sapherson-Moralee, 22, known as Izzy, died after her body shut down after taking the class B drug for five years. She weighed just 5st 9lb, or around 35kg, at the time of her death.>Ms Sapherson-Moralee, who suffered from chronic pain and a damaged bladder due to her addiction, 'went home to die' after she discharged herself from hospital two days before she passed away.>Ms Sapherson-Moralee, who worked as an estate agent, started taking the drug regularly during the Covid lockdowns in 2020 when she moved in with her boyfriend.>Her mother said it was so bad she spent £500 each month on incontinence pads and her daughter had to stop working about six months before her death.>Her mother said: 'In her last hospital stay she was caught on the ward twice with ketamine, I followed her out of the building and tried to get the number plate of whoever was supplying my sick child with ketamine.'
>>222059687that’s been said
>>222059678yes mate you told us this yesterday
>>222059664if he was a sihk (sihks are bros) he'd be doing it oh wait no nvm
lmao at all the runts who didn't go to uni to "learn a trade and start saving for the lifetime isa"these mongs don't realise uni is where you make friends, lose your virginity, and find a girlfriendnow you're all here complaining about incels and posting about your lifetime isa
Leaving this week and this cunt won't even show up on saturday for a drink because the weekend is "not for socialising" he says. Everyone's busy with family and kids after work except him apparently.
>>222059678going to some leaving drinks tomorrow because I'm not a little runt and get on with the people I work all day with
>>222059712cannot imagine abusing ketamine. i take a line every few months and that's it. hard to overdose on it or want more. it's not like coke
>>222059712if it was a working class death it would have not even made the news
>>222059712> tried to get the number plate of whoever was supplying my sick child with ketamine.'Here we go again shit parent can’t accept responsibility so wants to blame someone else. The drug dealer wasn’t driving to her house forcing her to buy it, he had a product she wanted to buy it
>>222059664The South Asian lady in the video wanted to join the group though
>>222059686No sign of the rain stopping yet,might have to buy another. I've only eaten a doughnut today and all ffs
>>222059752shit dealer in my opinion, probably a retarded inbred paki or nignogif a customer dies you can't make any more money off them so why sell to someone who's in hospital?
>>222059752>shit parent can’t accept responsibilityyou are the more retarded and evil than the mother, the girl, and the drug dealer"just teach them to be good kids ;)"utter utter spastic would clobber you to death
>>222059768Got £30 to last me till the eleventh, can't be caught having a cheeky pint right now no matter the weather
>>222059701Mad how you're such a bender lad
Crazy how black pussy changed rorke and we're just supposed to act like everything is normal
>>222059785how are you so poor mate? would literally send you a tenner on paypal if i could
raccoon girls should be sold on amazon with free same day delivery
>>222059800Spent all my bennies on food and drink
>>222059712>started taking the drug regularly during the Covid lockdowns in 2020 when she moved in with her boyfriend.he is responsible for this
I've got loads of money spare and would happily bank transfer you lot for pints but you'd probably dox me and send poo to my door so I won't
the lads
>>222059777You sound emotional mate don’t cry you didn’t actually know this girl you know? Just saying it sounds like shit parenting, your daughters in the hospital seriously ill and manages to get ketamine delivered to her not once but twice and you couldn’t do anything? Shit parent
>>222059819any way to send money anonymously? you got any of them crypto things? i want to help a lad out
>>222059819Can't you just dig into the cash reserve you've saved up from PIP payments?
imagine estate agent snorting my cock
>>222059820Women are not responsible for their own lives meme
>>222059839spastic you know nothing. you are not even worth this reply.
>>222059712so why is her mum putting this in the public domain? she wants to humiliate her dead daughter even more what’s the point?
posting on /brit/ is quite comfy I feel happy posting here
in todays episode: women estate agents? do they shag incel freaks? let's find out!
on the whiskeygot a 2pm meeting so need to act sober
>>222059777So in the scale of evil it would be?>random bloke on the internet tutting at druggies who has never interacted with anyone involved in the story at all>power gap>drug dealer who supplies drugs>person taking drug>even bigger power gap>person who raised druggie
why is he so emotional over a random girl he’s never met bizarre freak behaviour
such evil freaks around
Milly AlcockSex
It irritates me that our own national broadcaster can claim that Tuesday derives its name from 'the Norse god Tyr', when it is clearly taken from the Anglo-Saxon god Tīw
Might become a nasty, nasty little man.
>>222059851just a small line then
AI generated poo porn
>>222059906very English looking face
Bit of a sad lunch today as I've not nothing in
>>222059915Outrageous Norse bias, they should be banned
>>222059925dont really get it personally
>>222059712>criminal>drug addictwhy is this in the news?>slightly above average femaleoh, right
>>222059940I had huel as I'm trying to lose my beer belly and it was miserable. Might treat myself to a tesco own brand instant soup sachet in a little bit. At least yours is real food
australianonces what day was this photo taken>>222059119>>222059119>>222059119
>>222059860she was arrested for ket possession and the mother thinks she should have been sectioned under the mental health act there and then in order to save her but she was deemed to be mentally sound. also she apparently died of respitory failure from morphine and gabapentin toxicity and both drugs were at higher than therapeutic levels in her system but it doesn't mention it being a case of medical incompetence so idk.
>>222059946They are very hostile to any notion of Englishness and seem to view promotion of Norse gods as akin to celebrating an inclusive Marvel character
he loves it
>>222059967What's stopping you losing weight with real food?
>>222059973Seems you're mistakenThis is /brit/ not /ausnz/
>>222060018No discipline
just trimmed the grass two weeks ago and already have to do it all over again I hate summer
>Bruce Forsyth's 'drunk ghost' terrorising joggers by singing Japanese national anthem>EXCLUSIVE: One nervous runner on his way to a park run in Bedford claims to have seen a drunk apparition of the former Strictly Come Dancing host singing loudly>The resident – who has previously claimed Brucie's ghost lives in the boot of his car –said he believed the poltergeist was “drunk”.“I came to the car on Saturday morning to discover both Bruce and all of my weekend beers gone,” he said.>“Immediately I was perturbed – the only thing worse than the ghost of Bruce Forsyth is a drunk one. He is very confident about his singing abilities. Why he chose Japan’s national anthem I will never know.”>According to the witness, joggers on Bedford’s weekly park run were soon put off their stride by the howling, floating Brucie.>Once he finished his version of Japan’s national anthem, the former Strictly Come Dancing host announced he had just put a “fiver on Japan winning the World Cup”, according to the resident.https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/bruce-forsyths-drunk-ghost-terrorising-37231674
Negative energy prices likely (it was a few minutes ago)
>>222060048forgot to greentext one line you retard. actual fucking downsyndrome moron. spastic spacker.
>>222060071We're back and getting rich lads
we are going to be the uruguay of europe and it lush
Just wanted to post this. Enjoy it or dont, its not that important
>>222060097Pity this is a novelty
>>222060097Get the biomass generators running
Monaco GP this weekend lads.
just ate vegan falalfelwasn’t bad and had lots of protein
>>222060161F1 hasn't been cool since Vettel was at Red Bull with Webber
grim
the big bosses are always making only fools and horses references i dont understand
>>222060097>Biomass 2%It's a lot higher than that down the town centre.
Little South American fella currently on his way to deliver me a pizza (or “una pizza” as they call them here) x
Toilberg won't come in today it seems. Glad I won't have to see him after yesterday's blunder
>>222060233Dont you worry about it lil zoomy
first for niggastarmer
>>222060161Is this real?
>>222060261you know full well this isnt real
Spaincunt pretending he can afford takeaway again is it
>>222060238Its nothing to do with immigration of course
>>222060281come with proof if you're going to make those claims
>>222060307evidence? its common sense mate
try it
>>222060324I don't think so mate
I couldn't help noticing your skin colour from across the room, what are you?
>>222060366ok rape you later 'mate'
>>222060373textbook microagression
that show where the fat british lass eats chicken wings with celebrities is the most repelling thing in documented historywhenever i see stories about the uk collapsing in anyway i just remember that the show exists and i feel better because we deserved it
isnt god just fucking great? Everyday im in awe of him
>>222060404it's a psyop
>>222060405Suffering builds character o mishehu
Timmys feet are beginning to go purple and that black stuff on his right toe cannot be good :(
>>222060404never known anyone that watches that shite i assume it occupies the same class demographic as 'the sidemen'
>>222060441My gf watches it I think basic millennial bitches eat it right up
>>222060460get her physically and mentally abused
got the poo on the big tv
>>222060404is that the one that gets spammed here all the time
>>222060440you are ALL expected to be at his funeral
>>222060405You see she deserves this because some lass ate an apple either 6000 or 250,000 years ago
>>222060481yeah and i HOPE to god it's an actual brazilian and not a british person who is obsessed with that
>>222060488she can feed the entire clan with those udders
>>222060488too big
>>222060495ain't never gonna happen but it would be an extremely based moment in /brit/ history if anyone actually turned up
pooing out of my poochute
>>222060506not if the clan is just mewould do GOMAD on those titties
>>222060522his family might know about his niche internet fame and would keep people away
darren jones is very pear shaped isn’t he
>>222060440oh my days those bame nurses are probably stamping all over his feet
well that's the gf's birthday present sorted
>>222060568you don't think it's eating like a fucking pig and lying in bed all day watching tv?nibba got thrombosis simple as
>>222060568care bames doing elbow drops on them
lil zoomer putting the finishing touches on his 4 hour long youtube documentary about mr blobby
>>222060440just edema that, lack of circulation but happens in sedentary older people
>>222060579hope not because he's fucking terrible at any instrument he touches>>222060581"accidentally" dropping acme brand anvils on them when he leaves his room
care bames spinning roundhouse kicking timmy's feet into the astral plane
>>222060570grow up mate
rorke getting diabeetus from the pineapple chimp nigga jar challenge
>>222060405yh but materialist atheism doesn't have an explanation for suffering
>>222060607>"accidentally" dropping acme brand anvils on them when he leaves his roomfucking poo screaming
Poleaboo was here at 5:00 am trying to brag about being a receptionist LMAO
>>222060607care home aunties painting fake tunnels on walls during his shopping walks
>>222060474I live with her so check and check
ever stayed in a hostel solo?
you can tell someone at dennison/gchq has pressed a button since the henry nowak protest, every thread is just spamming poo and rorke all day. Might have worked a couple years ago but its not really that effective anymore
>>222060508Bent
>>222060640Kek and also just lying nobody is calling that bloke darling
a fella up the road from me got stabbed to death by a couple guys last night. what a terrible way to go.
>>222060350Crazy how Amelia Dimoldenberg the Jewish rich kid just managed to build this brand out of nothing So proud of her
>>222060556klinefelters
>>222060659Many many times in many countries. Was alright in my 20s because it's a bit like first week of uni where everyone is trying to be extra friendly but in my 30s I'm too old to fuck around and care about talking to people.
>>222060640mad how paki sex offenders have no shame
I thought amer detransed
Care home bames carefully placing mouse traps all over the floor in Timmy's roomHe gets up, attempting to go for a pissSNAP!
how do you know if your gf/wife wants sex that night
brutal
>>222060727Still takes estradiol
>>222060743no idea never had a gf or wife
How many jobs have you had? I've had 4 in 10 years of working >Greggs - 7 years>ALDI - 3 years>DWP call centre - 1.5 weeks in 2016>One Stop - 3 days in 2023Yet poleaboo has had like 50 odd jobs in his life. Why does he keep changing jobs? Well it's because his co workers find out he's a sex offender and a nonce so he has to leave. Same reason why he will NEVER progress beyond entry level shit like call centre drone and receptionist. Because the second they run a background check and learn he's a sex offender and paedophile he will be sacked
oh my god who caresssssssss
the darling
>>222060703Genuinely think I have that
>>222060743"you up for a roll in the hay?"
>>222060777You're misgendering her. Not very sisterly is it.
>Greggs - 7 yearsgrim grim grim grim grim grim grim grim grim grim grim grim grim grim grim grim grim
cheesy michael open up the door
>>222060754tiktok ragebaitslop
>>222060806He's not trans. He's a twisted sex offender whom adopted the identity of the woman he abused
shelf stacker tranny looking down on a receptionist tranny
>>222060827s
>>222060777Never had a job in my life. Tried but nowhere wants me
>>222060777ive had 14 jobs since 2010, its taken its toll ngl
>>222060777Thought you were banned from greggs mate
>>222060827I don't have delusions of grandeur. I have only ever said I work at the UK's best paying supermarket, which is an objective fact
>no tripIt's obviously not Amer you retards, it's sacked tranny samefagging again
Don’t think you have mate
>>222060848would love to fuck you
>>222060743She usually makes some sort of sign but often just ask if she wants to do it later, plants the seed. Usually implied that we're going to do a Sunday afternoon shag anyway.
>I don't have delusions of grandeur.pscr
>>222060851https://desuarchive.org/_/search/username/Moni/It's genuinely not.
>>222060809
employed woman anal creampie
>>222060862Bet your missus is a right dog
>gftrow up and get married zoomies
EW cockmogging piehead LOL
>>222060851Amer doesn't post on trip anymore since the hack reset them all niggaAmer and Sacked Tranny were posting at the same time and Amer got banned for inciting terrorism and none of sacked tranny's posts were deleted
>>222060880Ok sweetie
>>222060743i usually ask proto gf after making out/gropingreally don’t like having my hands pushed away and feeling like a rapist
>>222060862what sort of sign
How shite are you lot at shagging that your missus doesn't want it every time you engage?
we're one of the most lgbt-friendly threads on the sitewe deserve lovelier trannies than poley and tilde tbdesu,,,,
>>222060871tilde sitting outside the greggs with puppy dog eyes as he stares through the window into the pie section
anyone got good recipes for leftover chicken
>>222060935no we're not. blokes in dresses are not welcome here
>>222060935let's get the turkish one in herealthough it might make the other one dysphoric...
>>222060941put it in a quesadilla and throw cheese/beans in there
>>222060941Chicken tagine
>>222060913you're gay and sterile most likely
I don't care about Greggs anymore. It's their loss. I've moved on to better things. And I'm much happier now. I haven't tried to kill myself since leaving Greggs
tough nut to crack there but we got it
cum gushing out employed womans arsehole dribbling down her soles on to the floor as you gape her cheeks wide open to get it all out
>>222060941yes mate. when you're cooking chicken prepare more than you intend to eat. voila, leftover chicken
>>222060958ktiiiim
>>222060953already asked ages ago and she said no
we are the brit team brit team brit team we are the brit team*flies away*
>>222060975Might fucking top myself
>>222060930More cuddly, sitting right up close to me on the sofa, kissing me in the kitchen etc. Been together for ten years so you get to know the signs
>>222060958ok, will rape her next time
lol
uh ohRestore been caught out using paid actorshttps://x.com/BritBoy95X/status/2062429145154617511
For any new posters here, Poleaboo is a prolific sex offender who placed a spycam in a shared bathroom facility and uploaded the footage onto 4chan. He then proceeded to stalk his victim. He was convicted and expelled from university. He also worked at an amusement park where he raped children including one in a wheelchair. He then bragged about this on his blog. He is evil and is not welcome here
mad how blokes in here slum it for a bit maybe for entertainment for an hour or so and then leave and go and shag their girlfriends. it's like incel tourism and personally I find it offensive
>>222060955good idea >>222060956not really good for chicken that is already cooked desu>>222060971i meant what to do with it afterward
news alert: someone on twitter said something
>>222061016I'm a truecelNever even held hands with a foid
>>222061017well i didn't know that. at least i've helped with the first part of the recipe
>>222060994why have they done a minecraft cartoonwhats the relation here
>>222060994a lot to be said about this cover that i will not get into. i'll just say i'm not happy
If sex doesn't have to be based on love and doesn't have any special status but is like any other pleasure, why is sex with children so wrong?
>>222061016If you want the incel board go over to r9k with the other freaks and rejects. This is top shagger general
falling asleep
um
>>222061037think you meant to send this to your lawyer x
>>222061031thank you for your help and sorry if i sounded dismissive or unappreciative i will use this as a learning opportunity to be better going forward
>>222061037guy who thinks sex with children is illegal because they can't love
>If you want the incel board go over to r9k with the other freaks and rejects. This is top shagger general
new OCD!
>>222061037this one should have stayed in the drafts
>>222061017Tagine is great for chicken already cooked. Idiot. Buffoon. Pillock
>>222061084I look like this and I say this
>>222061084
If it were me I think instead of spending 7 years working at Greggs I'd probably spend 1-3 years getting a certificate or degree and becoming gainfully employed
hi gorgeous x
whats the name of the accent on south park like they speak in a specific way that ive never heard from other americans
>>222061037Consent. Obviously sven pedosson
>>222061084I actually have a full and rich handlebar moustache so shows how much you know
>>222061067No but they can't understand the full implication of it. If sex isn't anything special then they'd be able to consent, and consent wouldn't be very important anyway
>>222061111Colorado
>>222061117guy who thinks consent is about how special you view sex
>>222059656just got to put yourself out there bro the worst she can say is no
>>222061113>>222061134Can children consent to play? If yes, why not to sex, what is so special about it? If no, is it wrong to play with children?And if sex is not special, why do children even need to give consent? For example, parents can force childrin to do any number of things, sports, eat greens, play instruments. What makes sex so special?
>>222061092is it really? ok i will look into it that would be a nice addition to my repertoire
why is this meatball nigga doubling down?
sacked tranny getting a testimonial against subway fc for his 7 years of service
>>222061155Are you Kimmo Alm?
are bonnie
>>222061155guy who thinks a parent feeding their child vegetables is the same thing as statutory rape
>>222061183cor
having se
>>222061155seek immediate help
conductor we got a problem here
>>222061184I don't think it's the same because I think sex is special, but if you don't >>222061134 then you don't have any ground to say that they're different
>>222061181ummmm why is her gut out like this
who mogs?
>>222061183god just imagine shagging that lovely bird on that hill right now
too much rain in london these past few days, it not right x
>>222061181imagine living your life with a public video of your mother being railed by 1000 men
>>222061205the way you think sex is special does not relate in any way to consent
>>222061162>>222061174>>222061200I don't know who that is but I came to think of this yesterday and I heard you were a clever bunch who could help me figure it out.It just seems inconsistent to me to have a casual view of sex and at the same time be against pedophilia. I think if anything it would convince me to be against a casual view of sex instead
>>222061209she's pregnant didn't you know
>>222061181she isn't really drinking alcohol while pregnant is she
can you please tell me about your shagging stories so i can wank
my bum is out
Prove you're not ESL by naming the parts of a wheel
>>222061233won't matter she's doing an abortion by alcohol in the vid
>>222061259One time I shagged but I felt bad about it afterwards
>>222061259i went into a room in the red light district and did about 10 minutes of shagging before leaving 50 euros lighter and unspaffed
my um is out
not a fan of catbergsthey have bad attitudes
>>222061243Yes it does. Again, a child can consent to playing games, but they cannot consent to havins sex. Therefore, sex needs to have a special ethical status over pleasures like playing games. The specialness of sex also matters for underpinning the value of consent in the first place
>>222061252that was my thought but she’s doing shots
>>222061181And then for no reason at all...
>>222061259me and my indian mate at uni both lost our virginities to the same chick 2 weeks apart
>>222061255her body her choice chud
>>222061181the poor baby probably took loads of yoghurt to the head that night
>>222061288same but the biomass
i'm a white nigger
>>222061311sc
>>222061259once shagged a friend on the floor in her new apartment and got rug burn
the internet made men scared to approach girlsi usually got for my incelwalk after a few home brews and whenever i say hi to girls they are extremely nice to meof course i never ask for number but i'm just saying if i did i could easily get themgirls are not scary you benders they love sensitive young men like you
>>222061311Norwegian then
>>222061273>787-9 Beautiful plane. What's the story?
>>222061290it has a special ethical statusyou were talking about it being based on lovethese things are not related
bent post
>>222061278dunnois one one of them a spoke? an axel?
you can BOMB BLAST the toronto cronem in ace combat 8
>>222061340proper sex arse
>>222061340god i wish that were me
>>222061342i thought ace combat was in its own little worldso hows toronto in it then
>>222061341spoke axle
>>222061259shagged a girl in middle school in my buddy's parent's camper. it rolled back into a ditch. scared the shit outta me.
>>222061318you just say hello to random women then walk on? at night?
>>222061330It being based on love can be a source of it's special ethical status. What do you think the basis of it is? I don't think there's a basis that can both:1. Give a casual enough view of sex to make promiscuity okay2. Make pedophilia impermissible
>>222061318there isn't any connection between women being nice and friendly vs wanting to fuck you
>>222061297Who was first? Whichever was second is a cuck
>>222061278spoke, tire. that's it. don't think it has anything to do with esl. just not a wheel man you see
>>222061318what if.... im ugly?
lets see sean allen's dox then
>>222061378>>222061388i've had plenty of chats with women at bus stops, pubs, supermarketsi'm married so can't take it further but you sure can
Sir Ray Peat
>>222061363well it's called theve instead but it's based off of toronto
>>222061318how tall are you?
>>222061392I was second but I didn't know he fucked her until afterI continued to fuck her after that and he was seething about it the whole time to conclude grim all round but she had big honkers
>>222061427>>222061427>>222061427
>>222061416average height in the uk. you're swedish so i'm sure you're taller than me
>>222061423Will give you half off cuckery for the big honkers but you best be careful in the future
>>222061437I'm 172 cm
>>222061409yeah you're just a spooky unc might got rabies okay? just placate and nod because spooky unc got those crazy eyes son. i got my key in my hand. if unc tries im blinding
right
right then...
The real new?
left
>>222061380promiscuity and paedophilia aren't related eitherpuritanical societies throughout history regularly nonced children. it was more common place prior to the sexual revolution, not less
>>222061451if that's what you wanna believe go ahead mate you're missing out because of your own fears
thats a fucking sexy image
right well thats just not on is it
New>>222061494
>>222061476Okay so what's a source for the special ethical status of sex that makes pedophilia impermissible but casual sex allowed?If sex is like any other pleasure then pedophilia wouldn't be impermissible. The second one is pure speculation and doesn't answer the question anyway.
>>222061527bodily autonomy, the unique potentially life changing (and ending in some cases) consequences of sex, and the limited capacity for children to understand those consequences
>>222061563>>222061620
