>We don't do that over here in the states!Why are they like that?
Kek they really do, far worse than the germans.
>We don't wear slippers or socks indoors over here in the states!
>>222059905What are you bitching about now?
>>222059905because everything we do is objectively correct.
>>222062245>no trees or plants in the garden>heating water in a microwave>circumcision in the year 2026, after Jesus said it was not needed 2026 years ago>Naming your son Scooter
>>222059905>>222060575yeah yeah we do everything better than what germans and europeans are known for, whats your point?
>>222062269>be british>get stabbed>call for help>police believe the attacker over you because he is brown>get arrested>bleed to death while in cuffsYou have no fucking right to goof on any country when yours is like this.
>>222060575This, everytime someone posts the temperature in Celsius, I consider it an attack
>>222062269>>Naming your son ScooterKek
>>222062685Calm down, Scooter.
>>222062286Obsessed about euroGODS award
>>222062685Mind if I post this then, scooter?
>>222059905In USA we don't make a big deal about soccer.We don't walk all over other peoples' land in USA.In USA, we aren't scared of guns.Heat stroke? We use AC in USA.In USA we don't die in train and bus attacks, we just use cars, why don't you in Europe?In USA we don't waste fuel transporting a lot of heavy brick and concrete, we just make our houses out of beams and pressed gypsum, it's fire-resistant and sturdy and much lighter!Here in USA, we don't use metric, we keep the English system alive, it's much better for cooking and every day use!Did you realize? In REAL USA states we don't kill unborn children, we value life over convenience.In USA we don't have socialized healthcare, if we can't afford insurance we just get treated and then dodge the bills. They're barely allowed to even contact us in USA.Had you noticed? In USA we get cold weather AND hot weather, we get all four seasons sometimes within a single month!Europeans pirate a lot of media and are proud of taking drugs, why? Here in USA, we don't like those things.In Europe they're all depressed miserable pieces of shit waiting to die and acting like they don't care, but getting unreasonably angry at anyone who is religious or believes in an afterlife or a non-troon god figure. Why do you do that? Here in America, we love Jesus and know the Earth is 6000 years old, and all of us will be going to heaven when we die.
>>222062269You can have trees or plants in a garden, it's more difficult to do in the southwest or plains area, but anywhere else it's common to have trees/plants on your property.
>>222062269>gardenWe have lawns, and sometimes we have a garden or a bed within that lawn where we plant flowers or herbs or vegetables.If we want a tree, we simply plant one in the middle of the lawn, or don't cut it down. We have a lot more trees than you overall.Water is a homogenous substance and thus ideal and obvious to heat in the microwave. No wasted energy because it runs just long enough to heat the water up the amount you want.Many euros also circumcise, it is not unique to the US or everpresent in the US.Playing BL2 does not make you an expert on America
>>222059905>americans be like "hi my name is Scooter Bryleigh MacNiggernuggets"
>we don't use public transport in America!
>>222059905>>222060991>>222062269>>222063277>>222064579>>222064804holy samefagging. we dont do that in america.
>>222064840Calm down, Scooty.
we do they just aren't aware
>>222066322This. The only thing an american is sentient of doing is eating burgers.
>>222063885So fucked based.
>>222063885Unironically based. I kneel
>>222063885GPT
>>222062269>>Naming your son Scooter
>>222068380Not at all, I just write well. GPT doesn't know /int/speak well enough either.
>>222068543>>222064877>>222064579>>222063761>>222063277>>222063142>>222062269Borderlands wasn't meant to be a documentary, you damned fascists!
>>222059905please provide 1 (one) example of this. if you can't, you have to come to my bedroom baby
