>Time to make life too unbearable to live but death too scary to try
>>222061787stupid macaque >>222058012there's already a thread up
>You didn't say the magic words before you died so now El Diablo is gonna flay your dick for all eternity or something
Your 21st century life with modern amenities is far better than that of a 15th century peasant who was guaranteed a stable and predictable life with his own little plot of land and a silky white and busty milkmaid wife.
There's nothing more pathetic than these threads full of failures blaming god or society for their shortcomings
>>222061787Thinking God is the reason the world is hell and not your fellow man lol
>>222061851>>222061894>>222062122trust the plan or whatever just 2 more weeks
>I let Jacob win, okay? Fuck off, how about you try having osteoarthritis and wrestling with a guy in the desert?
>>222062122>UMM AKSHUALLY IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU HAVE BONE CANCER! AND YOU ALSO CAUSED THAT EARTHQUAKE THAT'S ABOUT TO HIT ONE OF THOSE POOR COUNTRIES A FEW MONTHS FROM NOW!
>>222062451God is the original Ugly Bastard
>Anon is making fun of me again? Time to teach him a lesson. Even my mercy has its limits!>*clicks and drags cancer cells into a random baby's brain*
>>222062602Kek
>>222061851Except he might die horribly whenever there's a plague or cholera o algo
>>222063910I take that over the unopposed pajeet-african invasion
>Yes I made man in my own image>Yes I pleasure my prostate by putting a dildo in my asshole, but you can't do that because it's immoral or something
god is good
>>222062602Lmao
>>222062602Last year whenever I posted godjak thread screenshots on twitter something bad happened with me
>>222061894
>>222064320say it ain't so
>>222064320
>>222062602keeeeeeeeeek
>>222061851The 15th century peasant only knew one existence and believed it was ordained by God. He had an absolute world view and lived according to it. You can't even imagine what that is actually like.
>>222062122>Heh, well you see actually I just made that man an insane rapist, he was the one who did the raping>you are all to blame
>>222064320Atheist xisters...
>>222063910In that case, he would die knowing he had done so much more meaningful things than the average 21st century man has ever done. Capitalism is a demonic invention.
piping hot godjak OC coming through
You don't believe the kang of the joos? He died for your sins
>>222064320I don't like the idea of an aggressive God. As a child, I always had a Jewish perspective on God and the afterlife. I'm sure that's why it was easy for me to understand and respect their beliefs and culture. God should be forgiving. If not, you shouldn't seriously misunderstand why there would be groups that antagonize him.
JUST. ONE. MORE. BEETLE.
>>222061787why is life too unbearable for you? there's no reason to kill yourself, ever. come to my bedroom baby
>praying about your little shitlord son with cancer again? Fuck off, can't you see I have a huge backlog of hyperspecialized insects to make?
>ummmmm what kind how bug could I create next?>I get it! it's going to roll around a ball of shit and then I'll trick those sandpeople (not MY sandpeople) into worshipping it!>I'm such an ebin memesterWhy he's like this
Science doesn’t explain why I was born a white male.
>>222064320ermmm...what. le. fuarkkkk!!!!! 0.0 NOW dats a scary moment >.<
>>222064320Krishnabros...
>>222064320Sir, you live in India. Something bad always happens to you.
>>222066136jättebra, Herman
>>222068317Social sciences do, since both of those are social constructs.
>>222066136>egyptians on chariots>chariots of iron
>>222066302Are you retarded? The Old Testament God is agressive, not forgiving.
>>222068317You were indeed blessed by the Gods as I am.
