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I don't like dogs.I LOVE dogs!
>>222067665Nun sei un pezzo di merda, sei un pezzonovanta!
Uh, So she hated my tie until I told her it was made out of 100 percent Buttafuoco fiber.
I work night shift and am suicidal because of it.
>>222067786You'd probably be suicidal anyway desu
>>222067786Just do it already stfu
>>222067620based and tosspilled
>>222067668Lotta Jeets these days though. And not doctor tier Jeets, like can't tie their shoes Jeets. Some truckers generally smell bad but these guys take it to the Nth degree. And they can't drive for shit. Can't follow simple basic instructions either like "check in at door 10". I had a guy fuck that up. It's wild.
>>222067846Post hands
I work an easy nepo baby office job because I'm an underachiever failson.
Spider-Noir looks kinda fun
i dont work and am an incel
I got a bearskin rugI got a fireplace too
Morris Day and the Time ass
https://youtu.be/ySILtdQHMwI
someone women have a deeper voice than me
>>222067868watcha doin rabbi?
>>222068000Seems a bit excessive. Why not just snuff out the flames normally
>>222068024maybe he wanted to send a message?
New ‘toss
O tempora O mores
We've seen the nigga jar trend. What are thoughts on the poop jar?
I liked it in the Dark Knight when all the gangsters said "You're crazy!" and joker was like "No. I'm not." And it was so poignant because he really wasn't, he was just living in the world the way the world made him. It was so refreshing
People from Colorado always have nice bodies but weird faces. Have you ever noticed that?
>>222068085*shoots you in the head*
>>222068091no, i never noticed
>>222068085I like the parts where he said hello beautiful and you wanna know how I got these scars
I lived in Colorado for a bit a while back and lemme tell you coming from California, everything was DIRT FUCKING CHEAP. Gas, rent, fucking cigarettes, tax, it was like a dream
>>222068091Examples?
Did you give quickship some thought? It sounds amazing.
i've been thinking about moving to Colorado, should i do it?
>>222068120Fuck off we're full
Tax paperwork as a self employed person is a pain
Stone Toss is the official comic of /cum/
Will you be playing?
Stonetoss would be based if he wasn't such a jewsperg.
>>222068191No I will be playing mother 1 remade in mother 2>https://ebbr.neocities.org/FAQ_content
>>222068188The modern pride flag is so ugly.
>>222068234Homosexuality is ugly. Conservative general. Conservative website.
>>222067786I work night shift and I'm feelin fine. It's 10 hours, technically 11 if you count lunch of literally nothing. The biggest problem is finding things to fill the time. If I'm unlucky every 3 hours or so I have to deal with some retard who doesn't know how to read or it'll be some junkie who called the wrong number to complain about him failing his drug test since the company I work for just so happens to share a name with a drug testing company.
>>222068247bodied that freak
>>222067786ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGEAND IM ABOUT TO BREAK
>>222068200
yea we will never have sex in our lives but look on the bright side
>>222068247Done 'im.
I feel sad seeing my only two friends fall in love with each other. I'll just be the 3rd wheel. They were the only two friends I made in a long time and I'll probably have to slowly drift away
>>222068188Got a heh out of me
>>222068188Not often but sometimes he strikes gold
Better be Jew than a brown.
>>222068336seriously hope they are 2 gay guys
>>222068247>Conservasharthahaha
>>222068342Jews are brown though
>>222068354Your ass is torn.>>222068399Explain the jewspergs seething always being exposed as browns.
>La locura >Nunca tuvo maestrohttps://youtu.be/hr7E9HDa0Qc?si=uZP9n_2-4BueeMnW
>>222068342Actually no. I've actually surprised myself because I generally loathe Latinx but I guess I hate 539s more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGJzQgsNhU
>>222068409Conservapoops are all squares.
It’s really funny seeing conservatives floundering in reaction to the woke being put away>we’re supposed to be advocating that we turn back the clock to whatever the shitlibs were advocating five years ago (it’s tradition now VGH), but now that’s actually to the left of where they are now???
>I hate 539st. Muhammad Omar Ali
>>222068477This post is gibberish and doesn't even make sense
>>222068477Shut it redditjeet. You're on a conservative general. Go be with your fucking leafkind.
>>222068492Maybe if it was 1993. Nowadays even liberal normies are virulent antisemitesYou overplayed your hand now the clock is ticking till you lose all western support
Should I get this bros?
BREAKING!!!
>>222068561das expensive
>>222068510Every day I pray that this country becomes a junta led by Christians so we can purge the rot in American society.
>>222068561>Spending ove 30 clams on slopZoomers are doomed
>The conservatives are fools: They whine about the decay of traditional values, yet they enthusiastically support technological progress and economic growth. Apparently it never occurs to them that you can’t make rapid, drastic changes in the technology and the economy of a society without causing rapid changes in all other aspects of the society as well, and that such rapid changes inevitably break down traditional values.Written in the 90's yet still holds true today with Republicans blindly supporting AI and data centers
>>222068586no one ask what millennials spend on
>>222068593>Republicans blindly supporting AI and data centersLMFAO wtf is this bird brain talking about? Who's "blindly supporting data center?" How do you even do that? This nigga is desperate
>>222068342Dumb. There wouldn’t even be browns here without brown Jews first opening the floodgates
Is British food really that bad or is it just safe xenophobia?
>>222068700
Apparently I had no health insurance for the second half of last year and now I owe my doctor $2700
>raise up a protege at work>quickly turns into an ungrateful little shit when he gets his independencesigh... many such cases....
>if you don't adore jews you're brown!!!this is their newest cope and deflection, be on the lookout for it
Night shift workers be like
>>222068751just don't pay lmao the fuck doccy gon' do?
>>222068700I threw up when I ate jellied eels.
>>222068773I'm glad I work nights. Nobody to deal with, very little oversight, get paid better because normie daywalkers consider being awake past midnight a cognitohazard.
>>222068651Are you actually retarded? Trump has actively made it easier to build data centers, and has been encouraging them with tax breaks. Not to mention every time you see someone spearheading building a datacenter in a rural town, it is ALWAYS a Republican.
>>222068816You have to buy a pressure washer, Dave Ramsey said it's the only way out
>>222068831>orange man bad
>>222068751AND FOR WHAT??
>>222068846Either trolling or suffering from severe Trump Enslavement syndrome.
British food has always been quite simple because they don't have a ton of biodiversity in their crops. Lots of hardy root vegetables and stuff that'll grow in weak soil, limited sunlight, very wet conditions. This means breads and lentils with carrots and potatoes. Naturally seafood is on the menu but there's no good reason to prepare eel in such a vile manner either. Northern dishes like haggis were created out of pure desperation and food shortages.
>>222068816The drive home sucks though. Morning rush turns into nascar
>>222068700The British have one of the best cuisines in the world. Tons of iconic dishes. The stereotype about their food being bad developed during WW2 when American soldiers only witnessed what their food was like during horrible wartime rationing.
>>222068831This nigga got his panties in a bunch over data centers.
Alright fellas where are we spending our summer then? Maybe Portland, Maine...Ocean City NJ...The Outer Banks, Clearwater FL....Huntington Beach CA...Gulf Shores Alabama??
what the fuck is trump enslavement syndrome
>>222068751Honestly these companies don’t deserve any grace or respect so good on him
>>222068899Lake Havasu, getting fresh college beave
>>222068900Something this trump derangement syndrome loser came up with to counter people who call him what I just called him
What if the government built dating centres so people would have sex again
>>222068751Kindness is for faggots
>>222068880so what are we ordering today on tim horton'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qDSfx-Bm50
>>222068900Individuals who support Trump no matter what and view any and all criticism as a personal attack on their god emperor. Otherwise known as miggers.
>>222068899>Clearwater FLThat place is spoopy
>>222068900It means you need to wipe the orange off your lips
>le politics
>>222068969Of course a troon hates a woman who is based and doesn't coddle his fantasies against Trump. Pope faggot is evil and supports LGBT in the church. Orthodoxy is the true faith.
>>222069001So fucking boring
>>222068961thishttps://youtu.be/MWJz4XJjrY0
>>222069007See now it's obvious you are just shitposting
>>222069001>>222069015Everything is political. We are in a spiritual and physical war against the left. That's what they want you to do. To stop talking about politics.
>>222068969>picIs that an OnlyFans whore? What’s up with her profile pic
>le shit tier music opinions>le gimmick posting>le blog entries>le food posts>le namefags>le help i can't into sex>le killing myself todaywelcome to /cum/ faggot have a great first day
Guys stop talking about Israel now please. It's not a big deal. Nothing to see, let's just move on.
You are only allowed to talk about politics if you pay taxes
>>222069066Are you retarded? That's literally all a general is. If you want to talk philosophy go to /lit/
>>222069040>We are in a spiritual and physical war and the larp award goes to.... (You)!
Tomorrow Mark Carney is going to deposit a few hundred dollars into my bank account. What a nice guy
you are giving a jeet attention. you are doing it for free.
>>222069078In Ancient Egypt, being a slave meant you were required to pay what was effectively a 20% income tax to the pharaoh. In the democracies of Ancient Greece, slaves did not have the voting franchise.
>>222069066>all qualify as integral parts of culture>how dare you discuss any of thiskeep seething idiot
>>222069162way to miss the point entirely. jesus christ the iq plummets in here during the day.
Just pooped AMA
>>222069186shut up you miserable faggot, there's no updoots here for being a smug cunt
>>222069189did you pee as well?
>>222069139Imperator Marcus Carnis
Exeggcute is a pain in the ass to level but I want him very badly in my team
>>222069148I'll also accept going back to landowners only
>>222069224nah I like my women how I like my fucking coffee
Breaking a new thing in the car while trying to fix something else is one of the most humbling experiences a man can go through. And the simpler the original issue, the worse it feels.
Love bbc...
>>222069189Did you make it to a terlit
>>222069276leonardo
>>222069276>stevia
>>222069148used to write fapfics about cute roman slaves, what an odd phase that was, still a hot idea thoughbeit
>>222068969picking a fight with a 2,000 year old institution is one of the more interesting MAGA maneuvers.
>>222069278Inch resting they won't fix a piece of my car because it's rusted and they think the whole thing will snap
if you're a man and you drink anything "vanilla" or "latte" you're a fucking fag.>>222069293Planet Earth and Blue Planet really are great. TopGear is still unmatched too.
I bet she feels so amazing and must look so fucking hot when she’s wobbling around during sex
>>222069245No>>222069294I do not know what that means.
>>222069340American's are just disconnected from mainstream religion in the rest of the world, most american catholics cannot name a single tenant of catholicism that differentiates it from any other denomination, part of that is just isolation from europe but the other part of it is that the catholic church started being very conservative with actually punishing church leaders who stray too far post WW2
Men who cry are creepy pedophiles
>>222069379Asking whether you made it to the toilet is to ask whether you managed to shit into a toilet, or if you couldn’t make it in time, and made a poopy accident in your pants
I need two ply (two ply) when I cry
>>222069395>cannot name a single tenant of catholicismI didn’t even know the Pope was a landlord
>>222069426Yes, no fecal matter entered my pants or underwear
>>222069379>Nowhy?
>>222069395I'm eastern orthodox though?
Generating images of what my looksmatched gf would look like standingnext too me if I wasn’t an autistic turboretard incapable of getting laid in my 30s.
>>222069523>Using aijeet tranny
>>222069523just fuck a woman in her 40s
do normalfags really have sex?
>you wouldn’t last a minute in my shoesI wouldn’t last a minute in your throat bro
>>222069502I had no urine in my bladder
>>222069576Lol are you a virgin?
>>222069457Kek
>>222069616i am
>>222069627kurwa
Has anyone seen backrooms yet? It was so f*cking kino
The Popes title, supreme Pontiff, comes from an ancient Roman title. During the age of Horatius Cocles, around that time, the only bridge into Rome had a guardian which was one of the most important offices at that time. He was called the Pontifex. This title still exists today some 2,800 years later.
Polish niggas be like "wogziecz placpleiazzc acnriezcaz jrojlnikczz!"
>>222069643Who you calling whore you cunt
>>222069683go to the backrooms you’re shitting yourself
>>222069523This doesnt seem accurate
We need to do something about the screwworm
>>222069631we all are
the Holodeck is covered in cum again, who is responsible for this?
>>222069800you arent
yea im gonna take a goon break real quick give me a minute
Why doesn't Albania want the trump resort?
>>222069796There's no good solution for it.
>>222069775Mine looked like she was a bit overweight. She was cute but of course Chad only if she were real
>>222069844im the CEO of virginity
>>222069796Screw you!
>>222069855Make sure you clock out, no gooning on company time. We know you've been goonthieving and if it keeps happening we're going to let you go.
>>222069868they are some of the dumbest people on earthlook up how their entire economy collapsed be cause they fell for a government sponsored pyramid scheme
>>222069868Because they're Muslims and they hate us.
>>222069805Is that related to the Holocaust?
*falsely accuses you of being My Rapist <3*
/his/ is a dreadfully boring board full of humorless literal autists
>>222070040/his/ is full of leftists who cry about christianity 24/7 but if you speak up about being a christian the atheist janitor there bans you.
>>222069934no, you are gigachad with a harem
/her/ - Herstory
>>222070013>gets charged with your rape>goes to court>acquitted due to lack of evidence>get out of court>rapes you for real>cannot be tried again because of Double Jeopardy>license to rape you unlimited amount of times foreversmooth move, ex lax.
>>222070122lol
>>222070040It's one of the worst boards.
just farted
I have work tonight :(
Okay fine I'll admit it: I am a squeevy little squaglund. I am a poopy doopy gravyboat master. And I am in fact and grandsmire groundmole. It's all true!
Cheeky-keeky-eeky goon
Who here Amazon position
>>222070303I was a delivery driver for like 3 months at Amazon.
currently coofing
>>222070341what was it like?
>>222070303I fucked a girl standing up in the shower facing her one time. It wasn't good because my leg kept sliding and slamming into the toe tester and it left a huge bruise on my fucking shin.
>>222070303i prefer when the woman is in charge.
>>222070368dumbass
>>222070341How did you get the job
Vaginas are fucking beautiful and they feel good too.
>>222070354Not bad. Fucked a lot of married women but the pay was mediocre and no benefits
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>222070395you're just mad I wasn't fucking your dumpy ass in the shower
Does existence is real?
My penises leaky, chiiiaaatttt
>>222070450Faggot deviant
>>222068945That government mandated gf hits different
>>222070450you're not supposed to have sex in the shower, you dummy. water isnt a lubricant and its very easy to hurt yourself
Anon wants to be hardcore but his mom won't let himhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780597159982492.webm
sex is a curse from god
>>222070354I have a high tolerance for shit jobs so I didn't mind it but I know most people would say its shit. It depends what routes you get. Downtown and rural routes suck but regular residential areas are chill, since you can knock out deliveries quickly. Loading is another shitty aspect of it too. You have a short amount of time to load your vehicle and you never have enough room to properly organize it till your first stop. They also have cameras in the vehicle too.
>>222070396I just applied online. I didn't have experience. You do a driver's test, drug test, and some typical orientation PowerPoints/video crap.
I don't get why "bread and circuses" has such an ominous connotation; if I was a Mediterranean peasant in the early AD era, and some WOPs gave me free sports tickets and food, I'd be really damn happy. Shouldn't feeding people and giving people things to be excited about be seen as a goal? As opposed to starvation and boredom?
>>222069078>My taxes went up since the local community decided to vote more funding for the public schools.
I can barely get myself to get out of bed let alone out of the house or anything productive. Life just feels totally pointless, and there's nothing to look forward to.
>>222070396NTA I work for a FC but they're really hard to get these days. Some of these jobs open at midnight or early morning so you have to stay up and rush to get hired.
>>222069576Less then you'd think, more then you'd hope.
how do i become a 6'7 serial killer vampire CEO
if women like you, you are subhuman, if you arent an incel you are subhuman
>mfw package is arriving 4 days early
>>222070588Because it's a way to cynically keep the masses placated, docile, and controlled. The type of person to view it this was is usually a bleeding heart naive humanist though. The reality is the masses are retarded animals who have to be thrown scraps or else they will chimp out and destroy everything.
Turn my swag on
Im the main character of this universe
>>222070753nigga who cares
>>222070770No I am
my life is gay and retarded and i hate it
>>222070770
>>222070798Jesus loves you.
We should start a reaction channel or one of those day in the life of a Japanese salaryman pov
>>222070798lmao
>>222070821Fuck off
So many of you bitch about your lives and how shitty they are but you never actually expand on why that is the case. Genuinely curious to know why your life would be gay and retarded and you would hate it.
>>222070873I live in fucking iowa
im shleepy
>>222070894Nice rural area with very few groids, sunny days, beautiful farm fields. Sounds peaceful.
Did you see the new warhammer 40k Edition? It looks like they're trying to go back to more grimdark, instead of hopecore
>>222070936warhammer 40k Edition trailer*
whats the point of coming online and bitching how suicidal and depressed you are. just do something that makes you happy or actually kill yourself.
>>222070931I don't have any friends. I'm not a farm boy
Should I invest in a food truck?
>>222070996If you had friends and you lived on a farm you'd be happy, then?
>>222070992Maybe this is the only outlet they have for their feelings
>>222071016I kinda want to do this
I would kill billions for the opportunity to live in Iowa
>>222071019No. I need to get out of here somehow
>>222071034What food would you serve?
>>222071047Get out and go where? Do what? Get a job as a ranch hand and work your way up.
>>222071039Just join the military here and get your citizenship
>>222071057Persian kabobs
>>222070643>67LOL
>>222071077Easier said than done
Have you ever noticed that foreigners have really weird bellybuttons?
>>222071047Go to China, this general needs a man on the ground in China
>>222071016What about investing in a poop truck and becoming one of those septic tank pumping guys
>>222071031its so annoying lol>>222071116no but i noticed germans fucking stink
>>222071111So what's your plan for moving forward instead of sitting around hating your gay faggot retard chungus life?
maybe i should just pay for a hooker
>>222071016I know somebody that did that, he makes good money, enough to only work in summerhe sells mexican foodhe goes to festivals and factories most of the time
>>222071159me and who?
>>222071159Guess I'll kill myself
>>222071244Suicide is the enemy
>>222071244Do it then. No one is going to miss you.
>>222071244Or you could stop being a faggot looking for pity and do something to change your chungusfuck idiot life.
I wish these faggots who suicide bait would actually do it.
>no one is allowed to talk about their hard times>you must be a man and do something
>>222071342If you wanna talk about it that's fine, but don't wallow in self pity and boohoo yourself. Take advice and learn from Anons who are giving you positive (You)'s. No one likes a fucking crybaby faggot.
When you exist as a man you exist to suffer. You either embrace the suffering and break through the other side as a stoic, or you give in to misery and become a sadsack loser.
broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUhLLH_Lag&t=9s>>222071313the ones who did it fucked off, these are a fresh flood
gabagool
Hentai brasileiro
Mexico city not looking any worse than Toronto desu
>>222071342You're right, it's important to talk about your problems, its therapeutic in itself
>>222071342>hard timeswhat hard times bitch you're a spoiled dumbass who feels le bad
>Just be a good little worker cog goycattle drone and stop complaining.The NEET is the true ubermensch aristocrat of this world, and refuses to kneel and serve others.
Started another jar of fermented pickles
>>222071402
>>222070753So?
>Mexican electrical work
>my NEET life is so great that I'm going to constantly complain to strangers on the internet about how miserable I amembarassing
Finally washed my dirty toes
>>222070787>>222071574I was just explaining why it has a negative connotation to OP.
>>222071500GDP/capita less that half thoughbeit
Have the serenity of a badger
>>222069051goat of the /cum/gen
would you like to goon with me?
I’m all ears…
>>222071641kek
so men can't cry huh?
Dropping a load
Ordered 4 pounds of beef tallow
>tfw no gf
>>222068188Just make the whole thing vanta black so it includes every possible color.
>>222071733get a new cast iron or pizza steel?
>>222071734Do something about it.
>PVT.GOONER why is there a bunch of HENTAI AND JIZZ all over your barracks room???!!!!
