might wank to some jav
Oh no I have a girlfriend and have sex woe is me
*enters the thread*
june 2013 was the last time I had sex
been too nice to the protofu recently
I've had it up to here with Warwick Davis
>>222073269waow
stupid fucking yank who can't even make a proper new edition
>>222073263It has it's pros and consNothing is perfect Shagging a girl won't solve all of lifes problems
broke up with the gf as her fanny was too good
>>222073243
never had sex becuase I'm a birgin
well that's an editionless /brit/
>>222073275You have my sympathies
Hate watching catberg hobble up and down the stairs. He's 12 now, I fear he hasn't got long :(
it was kino, the whole of it
>>222073295cant believe this isreal
havent had sex since i reckon august or september 2022
willy stopped working and i lost all interest in women. Happened right as i started sorting my life out
>>222073312my cat is 23
britain cries out for british new /brit/s
>>222073292>Shagging a girl won't solve all of lifes problemsJust not true is it
>>222073321what do you do instead
this shit probably funny as fuck
>>222073318Lost me virginity in December of '22
haven't had sex since 2026-04-30
>>222073295love the idea of some german thinking "vat if zey dont want to vork" and coming up with the solution of putting a sign that says "actually you like working"
>>222073312my cat was 15 and she could do the stairs fine
>>222073263ktinm
nth for the gyaldem
>>222073331work, shitpost, go to bed early. might go for a drive sometimes. Funnily enough once i stopped caring about women i also gave up on my hobbies.
Can't stop farting
>>222073344For jews the idea of having to do a honest days work doing manual labour is a fate worse than death
>>222073333yep
can't use twitter anymore because seeing thirdies is too annoyingafrican and indians and brazilians grim
I can suck?
>>222073376no
Wonder how easy it would be to make your own game using Claude of ChatGPT
>coworkers are going out for drinks tomorrow night>the work wife will be there of course>she's already talking about going out afterstarting to get dangerous
>>222073282whyd he do it? :(
>1057 calories in a Big Archthe dreamer bulk is on lads
The reasonable man adapts to the world around himThe unreasonable man seeks to adapt the world to himThus all historical changes are made by unreasonable men
using claude to get my willy sucked
business idea: lager flavoured crisps
>>222073386It's getting there, but they'll make it expensive in the near future. Still not as expensive as to make it from scratch I reckon.
>>222073356sounds horrible. just a soulless dredge through existence. have you done the drugs and alcohol paths yet
>>222073396big arch isn't the onei had a double big tasty earlier and it was lushthe sauce was smoky and tangy and the cheese was some special cheese
Sat in complete silence using /brit/ on my phone. One of my many grim toil nights
>the work wifeName a more emasculating thing in the universe (you can't)
using open source models from China to make pictures of them :)
business idea: cheese and onion flavoured crisps
>>222073404tried alcohol but it just makes me sleepy and drugs are expensive seem like a hassle if you don't have mates like in trainspotting
>>222073295der rorke punting him over the sign like der rugby ball
>>222073333
>>222073396for me it's the purest source of protein God ever createdeven better when they're live and wriggling
madchen mit dein big arsch
feel horrible sometimes like im actually going to lose it like my mind is going to go over the edge and ill be permanently fucked. it feels like something horrible is going to happen somehow worse than dying like im slipping out of the fabric of realityi have to pull myself back from the edge by with a funny quip like this is just what its like living in starmers britain
>>222073428not ok to post this mate
>>222073411yeah the big tasty is nicer but gotta get the calories in
>>222073416ktim
>>222073420being friendzoned for years and just taking it
>>222073429don't like themthey're never pleasant to eat as a snack and they don't pair well with any sarnie or other foodsreal men eat salt & vinegar
made the mistake of looking at Letterboxd user reviews
>>222073391ktim except I don't have a work wife so will just make people awkward with my presence because I was only invited out of politeness before getting too drunk and embarrassing myself
>>222073446only 700 calories in 7000 worms? that doesn't seem right
put the bame head in the hippo mouth
Backrooms was utter dogshiteAn hour and 45 minutes of a negro wondering around aimlessly
>>222073444Nice
>what did I have for lunch, you ask? just some oats and 13,000 live worms
Alas, my drunken pilgrimage ends here. Go on without me, traveller.
>>222073478sounds exactly like how a movie about the backroom would go
>>222073477weird ahh creature
>>222073447ficki ficki mit polnischen frauen
>>222073477still got better teeth than rorkre
>>222073491the savoury scent of salten moob sweat is emanating from this post
>>222073477Phwor imagine how many bollocks could be obliterated by that hippo gob
I will wake up sane and normal
>>222073490
The mysterious Orient...
>>222073477Ruby and my testicles
>>222073477>Diane Abbott joins constituents in a post-Halloween clean-up
im gay
>>222073420why?>>222073465come out of your shell and talk more :)>>222073459i generally don't shit where i eat
big tasty or whopper?
>>222073508You've caught me, I'm a fat cunt
>>222073514Just give in to the drink
FUCK me own life>>222073517 was for you>>222073491It's over...
Gonna get on the waters
>>222073527your whopper is big tasty
>>222073514ray mears on a madone
>>222073478it was good a man found a paranormal world and through trial and error worked out more about it and ended up finding more meaning there than he ever did in reality also it reinforced that white women are cruel, women will steal from you, psychiatry is a racket for the jews and nigs are naturally monkey brained animals really a great film apart from some cringey dialogue
>>222073533Been almost 5 weeks.
I AAAAAAMMMM A VIIIIIIIIIIIIIRGINNNNNNNN!
>>222073559AI
had sex with them, they didn't like it
>>222073517
>>222073559why are they moving like meerkats
In Swedish we extensively use word compounds, even when swearingWe can say pissfitthornegerbög (pisscuntwhoreniggerfaggot)
>>222073568do you like musicals, they make me uncomfortable
WASH YO ASSWASH YO ASS
still thinking about the lad who had the girl text him about how good last night was with the melting emoji
>>222073550Alri kane you zoomer heeb nepo baby with a blender subscription
go get the roach nigga!
>>222073562poor boy. id offer to rape your arse but we all know that doesnt count you want to be the big man and conquer a femoid and pin her down with your boyish charms and your gold plated dong
>>222073562ktiimmmmm
>>222073591I actually had sex with her before him
>>222073603
wish i was really really really attractive with a tiny shimplet cock so i could trick women
>>222073496
>>222073591do you fancy him or what
>>222073606why is his corpse just rotting on the side of the road
THERE YA'LL IS
yer da gets his pubes braided on holiday
>>222073599yeah turn off the internet for a day or 2 buddy none of those words existed last week
>>222073606for a moment I thought this was one of those chicken wings black 'people' only eat about a third of
>>222073624>189Disgusting
>>222073606mad how there's one of those inside everyone
>Targets for the weighted data were derived from Office for National Statistics data and the results of the 2024 UK General Election.Right well that's utterly useless then isn't it
Mad how a willy below 7 inches fails to sexualy satisfy a womanI blame porn
>>222073638And? What of it?
>>222073615this is me wish a woman would lock me in chastity
>>222073624may have to make a tinderstill won't
>>222073606The new Dead Space looks alright
>>222073631https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025%E2%80%932026_Birmingham_bin_strike
>>222073646Not true, I doubt I'm at 7 inches
>>222073651want her to beg me to come back to her apartment, get all undressed and have to witness my styrofoam peanut tier dick and pretend its okay
>>222073646rorke will try to cope but this is true
>>222073654But enough about your bedroom.
>>222073640
>>222073624I would very much like for 189cm Martyna to sit on my face so I can lick her sweaty smelly minge
>>222073668how many cm is it?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025%E2%80%931989_Poogong_uprising
Got a film on
just bought a vertical fan. im not getting caught out in july like i was last week
>>222073682i was gonna say just drop it but i know what its like to just hold the bar at the top for no reason
>>222073682I knew something bad was gonna happen, at least his legs didn't fold like in some videos
>>222073658sc
>>222073694in this hypothetical situation, a mere 6 cm
>>222073682nun michael jackson cud do
>>222073682mind over matter niggas be like
would the green party woman on QT
>>222073586not especially. the missus used to make me go to plays all the time and i'd fall asleep hahathough i did enjoy The Producers
>>222073718how many is it actually
>>222073723scr
Any femcels looking barebacked
>>222073682me can't believe it not conscious
>>222073719need her logcutter surgically grafted to my lips
>>222073728>The ProducersIs that the Springtime For Hitler thing? I think the only music I kind of enjoyed was Hair and that's because I actually enjoyed the songs
having a thin 6 incher shoulder qualify you for disability might as well put a finger in her
How do we reach the broad masses ?
>>222073682450lbs plus the bar haha fair play to him
>>222073729thats for me to know and you to NEVER figure out
I'm a woke man from wokeville
>>222073764if we knew anything about broads we'd be in pub lad
>>222073679scr
top 10 poo
Right that's the moon house built then. Comfy
>>222073756What if its fat >>222073764I think you did, everyone is anti-semitic it seems
rorke's hero
i'm a rorke from rorkeston
sir ghost of kiev
>>222073753ya. it's a laugh and a halfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zY1orxW8Aw
bring in sikhsbring in hindusbring in filipinos
>>222073756ktimw
Lads. Considering a relapse in about a week or so. Usual go-to would be THC and Cocaine. Thoughts?
>>222073764there are a lot of broad masses in your country methinks
randomwhitegirl666 was hot, she had fat legs though
>>222073802I've heard about this. Might check it out. It's Mel Brooks right?
>>222073674t. leftypops the willy expert
Reclaiming the term nignog gollywog as a term of brotherhood among melanated peoples
>>222073586Love musicals me. My favourite is Little Shop of Horrors.
business idea: a bbw gf
>>222073819love dead eyes like this
>>222073795rorke could never idolize a height larper
>>222073809>THC and CocaineAaah my usual go to combo. Haven't done that in years. How long has it been lad, if you are doing alright don't do it.
that's it tomorrow im going to be different. i'm going to walk into toil like a chad and say in a big booming voice 'right lads you can panicking since i'm here now'
>>222073831Bit late. Ozempic did them all in
>>222073819How do you get a barnet like this
>>222073819(2009) Members of the African Caribbean community are 9x more likely to suffer from schizophrenia than people in the white community.
>>222073682zest overdose
>>222073830Never seen that but I've heard the reference
>>222073852toilers: sorry? what?
the rorkeian gf
>>222073855is it true as soon as they try to stop the injections they just go back to their fat arse self
>>222073815proof?
im not tall enough to piss in the sink so i have to piss in a cup and pour it in the sink
>you can panicking
>>222073861Tommytards will not like this
>>222073868Exploding in her ass
Business idea: buy expired epipens from hospitals and pharmacies for "recycling" then repackage them and sell them as mounjaro to hamplanets at a discount
>>222073682how did he stand up after?
>>222073861due to rorke
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780611135532804.mp4
>right lads you can panicking since i'm here now
>>222073876it's alright everything is in order. this is why i beta tested it here. nothing can go wrong
>>222073789Pajeet done stabbed my Polish friend(But Deano's on the Moon)The cop got ears but he won't bend(But Deano's on the Moon)Binlad's got 10 years in jail(But Deano's on the Moon)Keir laughs as whitey wails(But Deano's on the Moon)
>>222073878idk probably not
might move to alatish national park
>>222073818the original is all mel brooksthis one is written by mel brooks and based on his play, which was also based on the originalit's bretty good
never understood people who can eat soft globby fat on steak or bacon or cold ham. makes me gag desu
The encyclopedia PIPliotechaA book by rorke
>>222073882can't find a better pic now, she's still on Reddit as bigdreamstinydogs but doesn't post photos anymore
>>222073943Reckon I could get through about 16 of them
>>222073929lies. once a fat arse always a fat arse
>>222073939get it down you
>>222073912I think she's cringe in an unfunny way but 333 tapestry spotted
>>222073939alri 10 year old girl lad
>>222073945heh
>>222073936I have to be honest, I don't think i've seen a Mel Brooks movie, I might be mistaken but everyone says they are good.>>222073939that's the best part >>222073943Incredible
That's tonight's ASMR sorted xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTzBiJ9ossc
stomach just did an 11 second grumble
Mad how iran, china, and russia beat ZOG
Almost had a bbw gf back in uni but I was very socially retarded.
also had sausage for dindins :p
>the government le heckin loves islam!they don't, though
10 year old girl mentioned
>>222073989So this is leftypol
>>222073989A 6/10 and two adopted niglets. This is what being a successful athlete gets you in America
If there were a /brit/ civil war what would the factions beTalking about /brit/ here not britain mind
>>222073961had this in a fancy restaurant and it wasn't that bad. texture isn't nealy as good as the meat part but the cooking does elevate it to similar to some kind of mousse . took several mouthfulls before it made me gag but with uncrisp bacon fat it's as soon as it touches me mouth
>>222074004They love a different abrahmic faith methinks
>>222073961I have a kilo of this in the Freezer
>>222074004Why do they keep importing it then
>>222074021my and gyally demmies lad against the world
>>222074027she dain gymskin stare
>>222074023love pork fat personally>>222074034lovely
>>222073970i just ate some jacks part of the tesco family ham from a petrol station and gagged on the lump of fat in it. not even you could eat that
>>222074037So they aren't a threat to a certian county in the middle east thats roughly the size of delaware
>>222074021funposters (the bardley regiment, the pooposting squad) vs the freaks (diego alone on the battlefield)
raccoon girl detected
>>222073989>leftypops taking roids but still not taller than his wifelmaoooo
>>222074004The left is such a big tent political experiment that it's completely incoherent. Convert to orthodox Judaism.
>>222074050people who eat pork fat also love big fat cock
>>222074056mad how badly she mindraped you
>>222073969I linked it for the giggle, she rated bladee
>>222074021Normal people vs. Freaks
Jeff is cooning for the cohens again
>>222074073You're fuming
>>222073981>I have to be honest, I don't think i've seen a Mel Brooks movie, I might be mistaken but everyone says they are good.he's great. probably the best comedic writers/directors ever
>>222074070t. surah 34:8 of the holy qu'ran
>>222074070also have*>>222074076Good chart, some things I'm not familiar with, saved it so I can check em out. Also would marry Lana Del Rey
>>222074050me gusta jamon serrano :)
>>222074077very few normal people using 4chan. failed normal people yes loads
>>222073981An Elton joke in here somewhere not funny enough to make it myself though
>>222074104i'm not a huge fan. i much prefer fuet as far as cured meats go
>>222074073ugly slags are a diamond dozen
>>222074098Correction: I have seen "Robin Hood Men In Tights" which is a great movie. Will check his other movies, what would YOU recommend?
>>222074137Shit and farts come out of that.
>>222074037they assume they can re-educate them. they think british muslims a generation from now with be progressive liberals. this is very naive.
>>222074150Yes but the issue is hers aren't going into my gullet
Lush!!!
>>222074137where do you guys find those videos?
Doesn't even look much like a raccoon if we're being honest
>>222074151p scr
>>222073912Lawling at these spastic zoomers who grew up with tumblr and sam hyde turning into complete fuck ups and killing themselves at aged 20.The internet for public use was a mistake.
I want to smell Emma Watson’s bodily smells including her farts.
Oh and I have seen Space Balls but I was very young...
rorke treating the missus to a week in blackpool and a coonskin cap
day 3 tapering off the booze lads. down to 7.5 units tonight. taken 2x100ml vodkas with sparkling water over the course of 10 minutes at 11:40
>>222074169i think people killed themselves before sam hyde was around
>>222074165fucking David Attenborough over here
Rorke treating the missus to a week in blackedpool
>>222074161room looks grim
>>222074149Blazing SaddlesThe ProducersYoung Frankenstein
small willies are made for arseholesbig willies are made for fanniesso the ideal porn would be a mixed race girl being shagged by a black guy in the front and a white guy in the back
>>222074195Room looks 10 lushes out of 10 mate
Young Frankenstein Blazing SaddlesSpaceballsRobin Hood: Men in TightsDracula: Dead and Loving ItHistory of the World Part 1All the Mel Brooks kino I’ve watched
Mutt's law
Time for bed. Got that tiredness in me bones.
>>222074196
>>222074208Get the 100lb mole removed off her arse
>>2220741102011 to the mid-2010s had many normal people. I met up with a bunch of them.
>>222074200Stop watching porn you freak.
>>222074210Love this old sleeping aesthetic
watching movies is for losers with no friendstalk to any popular person and they'll be like movies whats that oh they dont interest me i'd rather sit in a room with a mate doing nothing or sit on the phone to them chatting shit. and they'd be entirely right.
>>222074214Time to end it, Pawel
>>222074137Imagine Ruby doing this!
>>222074169she had the autism, bdp psychosis tripple whammy, please understand
>>222074236>popular personnigga still in school
>>222074228i dont watch porn. i formed these conclusions apriori
>>222074236I only like watching movies with other people, can't get into it alone much.
>>222074249>>222074249>>222074249
>>222074236real popular people just stare at a wall all day
>>222074245is there actually any proof she's dead beyond the fact she stopped posting
>>222074245>she was a roastoid
>>222074246you dont need to be in school to recognise an intensely social person. they'd much better off
>>222074103based
NEW>>222074289>>222074289>>222074289
>>222074245big pussy disorder haha
>>222074245no need to understand. Her death could have been avoided if she wasnt terminally online. Now shes dead, with millions either laughing at her or wanking over her. Her death needs to be mocked so others dont end up the same way.I know she's not too mad at me saying that though whenever she is.Rest easy.
>>222074266yes, she most likely appeared in coroner inquest opening list a couple days ago and her real life friends and family have offered respects on their socialskatie *middle name* *irish surname*, she's irish catholic so.... RIP
>>222074319oi>>222074326she should've never came back to the twitter, worry the hate she got might've tipped her BDP brain into an suicide tumble
