aнимaциoннaя вepcия
>>222074612izvidite ja ni panimaju sobachi yazik
>>222074668Look at this dood, doing his bau bau's
Aš niemoku krievu valoduhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfP_d3JePrA
>>222077568I hate jeets so much its unreal
Jeet means victory
Saar it is ceremonial
>>222078619If its ceremonial, it can be just a decoration
>>222078738
I have no change and I must scream
I have been reading lots but I still feel as though I need more focus to be better at it.
>>222080322
>do nothing>make seethe
>>222077568lmfao
>>222077568>>222081628i dont get it
Thank you Estonia, very cool.
>>222082075didnt think they still produce anything in Narva in 2026, wow
>>222082527I was surprised as well given what the local denizens look like.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLW1ieY4Izw
>>222082527>>222082575very russophobic posts
>>222082619It's ok Pavel is my friend so I can say the R word. Just like Americans can say the N word when they have a black friend.
>>222082639Pavel is a siberian...
>>222082664He can larp as ancient Yamnya culture or a Buriat he will always be a russoid.
>>222082619far from it bud, that place has been turned into a dump and not necessarily bu the doings of the locals
>>222082639Stop opressing Siberians by calling them the R word.
https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0
>>222083749>not posting the superior versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cN3Ru84r8c
>>222082527Is IT booming there at least? Slavs are generally quite good at it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DSVpWre1xd4real song
>>222084015i heard that Vilnius' economy would go bankrupt without all the Polish IT devs there, especially the tech industry hub in Krokuvos st., Snipiskes
>>222085040The only thing collapsing here without Poles is the plunger factory in Gowno.
The lithuanian man lives rent free in the polish mind
I made a joke about Bibi and electricity went out in my apartment. Very suspicious.
bibi? More like bybys hehehe
fired bolt ceo used chatgpt to sue the company and won>The Estonian Labor Disputes Commission has declared Bolt's decision to dismiss the company's global operations manager in the spring of 2025 invalid. The technology giant had to pay more than 14,500 euros in compensation to Rizwan Mahmood, writes Estonia's Delfi.
>>222082575>>222082527https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqGX935pGqUr*ssians in Narva
>>222084015it is a 50k town on the edge of nowhere, nothing is booming there except smuggling and addiction to substances named with a combination of random letters and numbers
>>222085862>bolt>14500 eur compensationDayum, the ceo can retire
>>222082575Aurimas in the back with a mask and lab coat
>>222085098desu i was pretty surprised to read about the 1919 population census because it says Poles were a majority in Kaunas (42%) while Lithuanians were just 16%. Didn't expect that, always thought that Kaunas was the Lithuanian stronghold. And apart from Mickiewicz's short stay there, this city feels absent in Polish culture/history (unlike Vilnius). idk, maybe we just didn't send our best there
>>222085862>global operations manageris that what they call their drivers lolbolt getting fucked in the ass is good by me
Why did Estonian company have a jeet ceo?
>>222086944?
>>222086944A muslim (arab?) manager
>>222086969Dayum, i must have braindamage. I registered manager as ceo.
>>222087057>ceo>14500 eurosyou do
>>222086640you know who else were a majority in big cities? Jews
>>222088927you kmow who has a majorly big c#ck? you do
>>222090214
>>222077568I couldn't see what was supposed to be amusing either
>>222090214>>222090377let him know he's a lovely kitty from me
>>222090214how is his majesty doing?
>>222088927yeah, they were like 30%, that's pretty obvious so i didn't count themlately i read about the post-WW1 proposition (made by some Belgian guy afaik) to divide Lithuania into two cantons just like Belgium, one would be Lithuanian, the other - Polish, but this Lithuania would be obviously bigger and include all of the Vilnius region + probably a large part of today's Belarus and maybe the Suwałki region as well. Vilnius would be probably also a separate city. interesting idea, i wonder how it would work in real life - more like Switzerland or more like Bosnia? i like playing such althistory scenarios in my head while doing incelwalks
>>222090432Message sent>>222090446Looking down on normies.
>>222090774 and pass along a belly rub from me btw
>>222090184huh? >>222090604>mateusz gets off from making up alt history divided lithuania scenariosOh yean you just reminded me about /balt/'s "SLAV FREE" policy
>>222091139>dividedthe point is that it would be unitedit's just nowadays that these lands are parts of 3 different countries except it would be just more multiculturalin some versions of my scenario i also add kaliningrad oblast to the two-canton lithuania after ww2especially interesting how the things would have turned after ussr collapse, would we see a conflict similarly to yugoslavia? i hope not, because Landsbergis would be the uniting factor both sides could probably agree to as a leader of the state (im surprised how well he speaks Polish btw)
>>222090604My incelwalks consist of making better treatment plans for patients, divising a original research paper or better a dissertation, overview of lithuanian socioeconomic situation and politics, building weapons of mass destruction using fissile material you can easily source.
>>222091390>making better treatment plans for patientsi never think about work during my walks, i'd get tired too fast>overview of lithuanian socioeconomic situation and politicsthat's what i do myself as well (both about Poland and Lithuania as well as many other countries im fascinated with)
>>222091420A lot of people depend me and unfortunately I can't just shut it down past work hours. Colleagues warned me about this. Anyways FAFO until I become a cynical fuck.
>>222091490okay, at least your life makes sense, i think that's the biggest valuemine doesn't
>>222091578Despite it making sense, having academic achievements, work achievements and respect both from colleagues and patients, anything I want just sent to me, good wage for this cunt, there is this deep black void in my chest from past extremely traumatizing experiences and failure as well as tons of shit I had to swim through. It feels like God himself is mocking me by giving me everything yet nothing at the same time.
>>222091780c'est la vie
>>222091780i somehow know a similar feeling, not the same probably but stillanyway, i just cope with reality by playing imaginary mappainting game scenarios in my head (rent free)
>>222091831Carpe diem>>222091856You must be a fan of map games don't you? Try out the clusterfuck that is Supreme Ruler 2020 if your CPU can handle it.
>>222086640>Population census in 1919What's next, Seances?
Are Latvia and Estonia as clean and organised as Lithuania? Even in bum fuck nowhere? I will find out soon. I'm sizzling in anticipation. >>222091780>there is this deep black void in my chest from past extremely traumatizing experiences and failure as well as tons of shit I had to swim through. It feels like God himself is mocking me by giving me everything yet nothing at the same time.Literally me, my brother from another mother.>>222091389Why can't you simply be happy that we're in the EU together and good friends?
>>222074612its gonna be slop isnt it
>>222092515>clean no
>>222092671I'm very curious to see bum fuck nowhere in Estonia. Do you get many Storks?
>>222092515Depends heavily from town to town, but I've found little difference in my experience.
>>222092327in 1919 Kaunas was under Lithuanian control so I guess if anything, this census was skewed in favor of Lithuanians rather than Poles.>>222092515>Why can't you simply be happy that we're in the EU together and good friends?but we arestill doesn't stop me from playing imaginary scenarios in my head simply because it's interestingalso i have my private reasons
>also i have my private reasons
>>222091780Thats cool. Now imagine how many poor sods experience the same shit minus the good pay.
>>222092515my gsv experience tells me that Estonia looks as good as Lithuania, Latvia is a bit lagging behind, especially the eastern part (sorry for bringing the Jesuits there, it's our fault)
>>222092865I can't find anything about a 1919 census, can you link the article or your source. I got served food by a Polish woman in Berneliu Uzeiga in Vilnius, but she also spoke Lithuanian, and a bit of English. >also i have my private reasonsDo tell, we share our feelings and dreams openly here.
>>222092515>cili pizzagoyslop
>>222093207https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KaunasEthnic composition in 1919:Poles – 42%Jews – 31%Lithuanians – 16%Russians – 1,5%Other – 9,5%idk what the source is but i guess wikipedia doesn't lie>I got served food by a Polish woman in Berneliu Uzeiga in Vilnius, but she also spoke Lithuanian, and a bit of English.well, nowadays the Lithuanian Poles are just assimilated so I don't think the language is a problem anymore.Recently I tried to listen to some Polish Lithuanian standuperhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkkM71P2r8k(there is also a polish version)- im not very much into standup overall but the Lithuanian Poles clearly have their own culture that is different to usit looks like for them Polishness-like-from-Poland is something they learn about at school but in their real life it's much more mixed with local influences - Lithuanian, Belarussian and so onbut as you can see, nowadays even Polish-speaking Poles already give their kids "pagan" Lithuanian names so assimilation clearly goes on
>>222093207>Do tell, we share our feelings and dreams openly here.im from north eastern poland so this whole issue is naturally interesting to mefor sure i'd like to see a bigger but more multicultural lithuania because it would help us be more connected to each other but well, we have what we have
>>222092938Don't want to brag but I saved a lot of lives both my compatriots and Ukrainians. I am at least happy I utilized my autistic brain to helping others instead of self-harm or killing others.>>222093603Fuck off with your multikulti shit christian russian, give us some space.
>>222093961>give us some space.you'd have as much space as you have now, Lithuania is severely underpopulated btw>If Lithuania had Bangladesh's population density, it would have a population of between 76 million and 85.6 million people.
>>222094009I didn't but my ass in Ukraine dealing with amputees or tutoring Radiologists to have some pshek fuck saying shit to me on some cambodian food review forum. Fuck your population crap.
>>222094107cool but still Lithuania feels rather empty, that's the first thing that strikes someone from a densely populated country like mine maybe the diaspora will return from Swede and the UK (I'm talking to >>222093207) one day
>>222094191You want some concertrated jeet shithole? Lithuania will remain rural as per Ozolas, Smetona, Sniečkus and Brazauskas. Poland will drown in BBC and jeet doctor and engineer shit not my problem.
>>222094334just imagine smetona face if he knew 100 years in the future some chuds will put him in the same basket with some commies
I spent approx 20k euros renovating my parents home and it would have cost less doing it in the UK. Perhaps 60-70% less. Builders are living like Lords in Lithuania because of the labour shortages. And they deserve every Euro.>>222093553Looking at that source, the 42% figure in that Wikipedia table is actually from a 1918 city council election. There was no population census in 1919, Lithuania had only just declared independence, was barely functioning, and had a war on 3 fronts.The election result is also a misleading ethnic proxy. Early municipal votes had property and literacy qualifications, so participation skewed toward the urban propertied class, which in Kaunas was predominantly Polish-speaking gentry, merchants and clergy. Most people could not vote. A lot of Polish identifying voters were also polonized Lithuanian, people who adopted Polish as the Lingua-Franca under the Commonwealth without being Polish in an ethnic sense. By the 1923 census Kaunas was 59% Lithuanian and massive rural-urban migration did not take place, which gives you some idea of how fluid those identities were.>>222094009>Lithuania is severely underpopulated btwThat is one of the best things about Lithuania and the Baltic states in general. The Polish man fears not having people around him. The Polish man fears the woods and nature. The Polish man fears being alone with his own mind. The Polish man will lose his mind alone in the woods with Perkūnas at his side...
>>222094435Sniečkus was nazbol and a national treasure for his actions. Go back to /polska/. (you) me when you stuffed a dead man in a freazer.
>>222094510but if you had 80 million people, you wouldn't have to be afraid of some little 10 million Slavic country south of you trying to claim your identity
>>222094510no problem anyway, it's fine that Kaunas is LithuanianI just imagine my post-WW1 Lithuania likeThe Lithuanian canton - capital in KaunasThe Polish canton - capital in LidaVilnius - separate city with 50:50 ethnic parity in the city council and rotating PL/LT mayorsJews can choose their Polish/Lithuanian identity as they wish.
>>222077568why are latvians like this?
>>222094657What the fuck is this pooplish shit? Did you sniff domestos too much?
How do Polish people feel about this man being 100% pure Ethnic Lithuanian BVLL?>>222094570A world with 1.5 billion Lithuanians, I can get around to that, but we will need Lebensraum to keep the homeland comfy and unpopulated. >>222094191The Polish man does not know the true freedom of being free from other people.
>>222094514All the boomers talk about how all the meat and fruit vanished overnight when he died.
>>222093961We will go on an incel walk together one day, Auvrimas!
>>222095223You are not approaching an inch of my work place.
>>222094944>How do Polish people feel about this man being 100% pure Ethnic Lithuanian BVLL?generally most Poles don't know about it, i mean, it's not unusual for our nobles to have foreign origin, same like for all nobles all over the world >The Polish man does not know the true freedom of being free from other people.sadly we don't, even our mountains are crowded af
>>222095145...and suddenly it appeared in stores in Vladivostok, coincidence?>>222095291beautiful clinker, nice to see that you keep the architecture distinctly "Prussian" in Little Lithuania
>>222095291Did you get a new job? I recall you saying you hated the place you worked at and it was in Klaipeda. p.s. I wouldn't turn up at your workplace, I'm not a stalker. >>222095331>sadly we don't, even our mountains are crowded afCome home, Lithuanian man.>generally most Poles don't know about it, i mean, it's not unusual for our nobles to have foreign origin, same like for all nobles all over the worldHe's a very interesting guy. Have to admire his turbo autism.
>>222095549yes, his life was overall interesting and he did love risky adventures (that's rather un-Lithuanian if you ask me)but at the end he was a mediocre politician and his dictatorship didn't fix anything, even though he was touted as a genius (like every dictator) and his military ideas were already outdated for the 1930s. He would've been remembered much better if he retired after 1920 and didn't return to politics.
>>222095549I both love and hate this fishermans shithole.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtxjm7ciwmc
>>222095740do Lithuanians see the Russian-language USSR-era music as "theirs"?im asking because i often see you posting it here or lithuanians commenting under these songsdid Lithuania have its own popculture in the 1980s or you mostly listened to all-Soviet stuff?
>>222095806I am a 90's boomer growing up in a slavshit neighbourhood in wilno so my experience is different. >did Lithuania have its own popculture in the 1980sThat's beyond the scope of this thread because I am going to sleep.
>>222095806Boomers in the 80s all listened to smuggled Western music.
>>222095898
>>222095740I caught a fish on that last pier when I was a teen and had the restaurant cook it for me.
>>222095898what did Lithuanian rural folks listen to then? did you have an equivalent of Polish disco polo or Russian popsa? you know, (turbo)folk melodies in disco style
>>222095682>(that's rather un-Lithuanian if you ask me)How so? Lithuanians are maniacs bro.
Family doctor Olga sent her husband Fedya to school me on being a man an afghan vet, over my retardation. Good vibes I showed him some online memes. A face like you would expect.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etKCdHZRteU
what the fuck is neptune holiday
>>222096060in a different way thowhat Pilsudski was doing was more like Wild-West-style crazy, he robbed trains and police stations to collect money for his organization. you wouldn't expect a balt to pull something like this
>>222096121Can't experience what they did at least their advice will safe guard me from the alcohol jew as coping mechanism.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKBIZcdvOSc
>>222096215Stalin did that too, just the norm for political extremists at the time.
What Ukranians have you treated Auvrimas? What were the injuries?
>>222096568that's the point, Stalin was a hot blooded Caucasian, that's literally what you'd expect from himbut from a Lithuanian?
>>222096704What's your theory of the Lithuanian temperament?
>>222096647Zhytomyr humanitarian mission. Mostly amputees and shrapnel.
>>222096725to put it mildly - Estonians are the only people in the world who could think of Lithuanians as hot blooded and impetuous
>>222096791Is that a Polish stereotype of Lithuanians or your own view?
>>222096826I think it's everyone's stereotype of Lithuanians. It must be something about it since Lithuanians themselves think of Slavs as hot blooded while most of the world think about the (northern) Slavs as apathetic.
Modern Poles don't have a strong stereotype about Lithuanians because our mutual contacts are limited but historically yes, there was a clear stereotype about Lithuanians being slow - both in moves and in thinking, but it wasn't particularly offensive, more like it was the stereotype that Poles think too fast (and too little) and often do things unprepared, which might end up good or bad, depending on luck, while Lithuanians will (over)think everything, so before the Lithuanian comes up with an idea, a Pole will already have the idea implemented (maybe wrongly, but it will be). Also particularly Samogitians were seen as very stubborn and not very bright. Even Mickiewicz complained about how hard it was for him to teach Samogitian kids. But on the other hand, their stubbornness was often seen positively, because when a Samogitian focused on his goal, he would definitely achieve it, even if it takes him a lot of time, meanwhile a Pole starts doing 10 things at once but cannot finish even one. And generally it was also mentioned that Lithuanian national character was well reflected in dainas - slow and melancholic. Polish music was much faster.
>>222096774Did you go to Ukraine?>>222096883Lithuanians are hot blooded, you just need to be friends or piss someone off royally. You need to boil the blood.
>>222091780>there is this deep black void in my chest from past extremely traumatizing experiences and failure as well as tons of shit I had to swim through.Are you going to finally address it and get a nice woman to love?> It feels like God himself is mocking me by giving me everything yet nothing at the same time.Then get the thing you want retard. Stop farming achivements OTHER people care about.Chase the shit YOU care about.Look at me, I'm extremely satisfied with my life now. But remember where I was just a few years ago.
I'll feel bad when Baltigers get destroyed. Sorry but you were too small to survive
>>222097242Suomija will come to our aid.
So will Lenkija.
>>222097198>Look at me, I'm extremely satisfied with my life now. But remember where I was just a few years agoRedpill me on where you were a few years ago and where you are now
>>222097135>You need to boil the blood.that's the point, this is literally the anti-definition of hot bloodness if you need to "boil" that for longand again, everything is relative. From Polish perspective Lithuanians are slow and balanced. On the other hand, I guess Brits might see you as chaotic and crazy.
>>222097316No.You were either here for the journey, or you weren't.Aurimas should know though.
>>222097337What's the Polish temperament according to Poles?
>>222097256Honestly, if we had nukes, I would seriously consider using them if Balts were attacked. But we don't
>>222097381depends who you compare us tobut the rule of thumb is that the more sunshine you get, the more active you are https://warnercnr.colostate.edu/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/SolarGIS-Solar-map-Europe-en-e1507846374243.png
>>222097384Just send 1 Finnish battalion to Moscow.
>>222097462I meant in your own consciousness as a people.
>>222097468Without nukes, they will never make it to Moscow
>>222097538France has enough nukes to wipe out Russia, don't worry about it, and their policy is to fire as a warning. The French nukes also work.
>>222097604Is this a fucking joke
>>222097635It's a hypothetical. The 3 day SPO is longer than the Great Patriotic war, don't worry about it too much.
>>222097536generally we see ourselves as quite rebellious (history of constant uprisings, most of them poorly planned, also the whole liberum veto thing) but at the same time with no clear goal what to do if our uprising accidentally wins, so quite chaotic. Also we love complaining about everything, but if to fix the thing that is the reason for our discontent requires more than just starting an uprising, then we give up and accept the thing how it is while still complaining. So a bit fatalist/apathetic as well.
>>222097696Are you retarded?
>>222097721It's possible, but why are you so worried?
>>222097790If you were Ukrainian, and you had a time machine, would you give up your nuclear weapons in exchange for Russia to never ever invade you? Ukraine did do just that. Worst trade deal in the history of trade dealsI say that to say this; in the future, there will only be nuclear states and vassals. Finland could theoretically build a nuke, if our politicians weren't cucked. And that's kind of why I wouldn't feel bad if Finland were to be conquered. For us, cuckoldry is a choice. But balts are too small to build a nuke I fear
>>222097994It's a tragedy, but Ukraine also wasn't in NATO or the EU.
>>222098369Nato and EU don't really matter. No nuclear state will ever use their nukes to defend another country. Would you risk your country's existence to defend another country? It may or may not be in your interest to promise that you will do so. But it will never ever be in your interest to follow up on such a promise, even if it was promised. And so, we go back to the beginning. What would you rather have? EU? Nato? Or nuclear weapons?
>>222098608Nuclear weapons + alliances would be ideal, but the absence of the former doesn't neutralise the latter. NATO and EU survive only as long as their guarantees are credible, a nuclear strike on a member state that goes unanswered doesn't just fail one country, it terminates the entire architecture. The cost of not retaliating exceeds the cost of retaliating. Theoretically speaking.
>>222098872I don't know if you are genuinely retarded. As long as you aren't the member country being attacked, both EU and Nato can survive losing a member. Even if the EU or Nato dissolves, for the nuclear states, it's better to lose periphery they don't care about, rather than being destroyed in a nuclear holocaustBut all of this is besides the point. Do you think Ukraine war would have happened, had Ukraine kept their soviet era nuclear weapons? For Ukraine, even if they win (which is far from certain) surely it would have been better to never have fought at all
>>222099131NATO can survive losing Estonia the same way a bank can survive a run. But it will never again be trusted by depositors. The institution continues, but the deterrence architecture becomes worthless, which is worse than a dramatic collapse.Ukraine's Soviet warheads were useless junk without Russian launch codes and maintenance infrastructure. Kiev never held a real deterrent, the 1994 choice was transfer or face isolation while holding junk hardware. I'm for Soumija getting nukes.
>spend whole day downloading an oblivion modlist>finally finishes>press start>ctd on startupowari da. Maybe the dodi repack is fucked
>>222099386Even if Nato dies, the core members need not care. And as far as nuclear weapons go, do you know what it takes to build one? Of course you dont. All you need is enriched uranium or plutonium. The launch codes don't really matter; nuclear grade fissile material is very easy to repurpose
>>222099518The core members are not independent autarkys. European defence runs on shared logistics, intelligence infrastructure, and a financial system that doesn't survive the alliance collapsing. France and the UK have warheads, but neither project meaningful power alone without NATO. We are not in the 19th or early 20th century.Aluminium isn't a fighter jet and fissile material is not a bomb. Iraq, Libya, Iran, etc, all had enriched material, all spent decades failing to weaponise it. Ukraine in the 1990s couldn't operate or maintain Soviet warheads they didn't design.
POLAND should get nukes too.
>>222099798Let me rephrase. If you had to choose, either UK dies in a nuclear hellfire, or UK lets Poland die in a nuclear hellfire, what will you choose? Spoiler alert, unless UK actually dies in a nuclear hellfire, everyone will assume B. As for Ukrainian warheads, your opinion is just retarded. I would explain why, but that's not what this is about, is it. If you got nuclear weapons, you want to prevent bottom ass bitches from getting them, because equalizing the field hurts you
Nuclear weapons are good if I get them but bad if you get them
>>222100177The binary is false. The second UK watches Poland burn, every adversary recalibrates and every ally starts hedging. We go back to dog eat dog world which is worse for everyone because the entire economic system and security infrastructure is interdependent.
>>222100339We already live in a dog eat dog world. Poland just needs to choose if they want to exist in it
>>222100375There is a clear historical bifurcation between post WW2 and prior in Europe, because of the EU & NATO, which has benefitted everyone involved.
>>222100422Nuclear weapons benefit those that have them. Those that don't have them are free for all. Yeah I know, it's better for you if other people don't have the same power as you do. Non-nuclear states should know their place and be content in sucking nuclear powers' dick
>>222100526I'm for Suomija getting nukes doeverbit. I'm just not as cynical as you on the EU/NATO question. I could be wrong, of course. But elites are, for the most part, rational animals interested in money.
>>222100644I wasn't asking for your permission, but good to have it I suppose. How much did western alliances do for Poland prior to WW2?
>>222100724Historically speaking, the UK did a fast track on obliterating its empire for Poland.
>>222100747The UK is a merchant nation. 10k UK expeditionary force is a speck of shit, even on a finnish scale, let alone on a continental scale. And yes I am jealous, I also wish we lived on an island
>>222100862If it makes you feel better, I am Lithuanian.
>>222100974It makes me feel even sadder. If you're lithiumian, I shouln't have to explain this shit to you. You should have learned this shit in school
>>222101073We are mostly in agreement though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPbfw7pVxpg
>>222097705It all worked out in the end.
>>222101124In a lot of ways, I struggle to comprehend baltic retardation. Ok, maybe you don't have many options. But you should realize that this is the only era in history where David can beat Goliath, all it takes is some balls. Maybe that was never an option for you guys, but it should be an aspirational goal
>>222101257We sieged Moscow 3 times (by ourselves), defeated the Teutons (there are lakes/swamps with German skeletons in them today), and made our King (with Poland) the King of all the Russia's. Despite lacking the man power overall, we & Poland came very close to wiping the big R off the map. We got unlucky, history is like that. Lithuania has always punched far above its weight historically.
