Is it possible to do enough hard drugs to become retarded enough for disability benefits?
Good news! If you are pondering such things you already qualify.
it's INCREDIBLY easy to get benefits. just sign up and you'll get them
>>222076084Lol'd
>>222076091It is actually not that easy. The government has been cracking down hard. My dad is trying to get benefits and it is a slog.
Getting disability benefits isn’t hard in America. NEETMAXXING
>>222076056you're an ooga bulguryou were already halfway to retardation the day you were born
>>222076129Deandra and Dennis got addicted to crack on purpose to receive gibs from the government on it's always sunny in Philadelphia. Does it work like that in America?
>>222076193Yeah just shoot yourself in the foot and you’ll be good.
>>222076104I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this anon, but both you and your father are retarded if you can't figure out how to get benefits there is zero hope for you ever figuring out how to submit a job application or sign up for health insurance. I don't know how you live at all
>>222076193In real life I doubt they'd actually drug test Dee or Dennis to ensure they were actually crackheads. There is no universal federal requirement for drug testing to receive government benefits and it'd also be really expensive to do so for every junkie on the street.