the canadian way edition
>>222076670hey Bud don't be aboot depressionjust take a sad song and make it gladder
no mention of which of these particular individuals was piloting the helicopter at the time it crashed that's curious most curious indeed
>>222076673>>222076695right well that's me doing an old timey spaff
>>222076695Phwor what a lovely derriere
>>222076687why are you so committed to the idea that liking big arses is abnormal?doubt you subject all information to this level of scrutinyit is okay to like big arses and it doesn't make you non whiteget over it
>they put cold palmer in the world cup adomds
>>222076695BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
a subtle touch of cellulite makes a woman penger imo
>>222076719well it was him or Sir Pacey Double-Barrell
>>222076695right so I've just wanked to completion over this imagewonder if she knew she'd be making men splooge over 100 years later
>>222076742neither of them are in the squad
Cannot stop gripping my shit
>>222076713it still could be a fabricated image we'd never know
when i went for period sex with the ex she said “go ahead!” like a bostonite
Need some fast food
rorke
>>222076796rorke is cute !
>>222076796aye wee roke so it is
anyone notice that russian women had bigger arses before the union collapsed
>>222076796bit odd to see a goat standing under a treetend to prefer fields
Drunk purchased a Stribog yesterdayExcited
hate how every advert in this country is filmed in londoni do not want to see london or people from london on my screen ever
the cinematic options as of present:-obsession-the backrooms-scary movie 6
>>222076801I like big babushkas and i cannot lie you other brat'ya can't deny
>>222076820Might as well just watched gay nigga porn
>>222076830i think i would have sex with her !!!!
>>222076838
>>222076810Rorke doing a poo seal dance omds
Why would I go to a dirty old cinema when I could bring a projector and a reel and watch a film wherever I wish?
Gonna put an osprey suppressor on it
simpcity down can't even wank it not right
>>222076856Put it up your bum and pull the trigger till the bullets come out of your eyes
>>222076856yeah? going to shoot some paper targets with it are you? ooh you're hard
The missus
>>222076878I'd bismillah her rahman ar-rahim!
>>222076878trying to work out the ethnicity here and failing
going to reread the last thread
>>222076888She's the qt race
>>222076894dangerous and downright stupid
>>222076905well i don't see any posts here
just woke up
Don't know about anything these days
>>222076963nothing worth caring about anyway x
>>222076978i care about /brit/, don't you?
>>2220769864am and you're doing thisyou are spiritually indian.
>>222077003i think he is just an actual gooner
>>222076888Either some sort of slav or bordering on white middle eastern group like levantineWeird ears and noseMaybe it’s just Italian ancestry idk
>>222076986
>>222076984yeah a little bit x
thinking some deep-level thoughts
>>222077057such as
>>222077057Like whether to eat that third sandwich
>>222077064reckon we'll all have to make one most important choice of our liveswonder what it is
>>222077003no rorke, being heterosexual isn't spiritually indian
>>222077078that be no woman! I plainly espy ae raccoon, I tell ye!
Cut is well fresh
>>222076986>>222077036Sauce?
>>222077108don't know how some people look in the mirror and think yeah that's good that
Patrolling /brit/ makes you almost wish for a nuclear winter
It's over for me in ways many of you won't realise is even possible
>>222077120second one is oliviamaebae
>>222077124wouldn't it be nice if you could live somewhere where winter and summer are just a day's travel away
we gon be alright!
>>222077132my last /brit/ post before i'm captured by eldritch horrors from another dimension
>>222077150that's called Alaska and Hawaii :)
>>222077189only for the alaskan winter thoughotherwise it's just summer and summer
>>222077136thank u
Wish i could leave earth
Me? Happy and content. Moving forward.
cups of the rosébitches in my old phonei should call one and go homebut i been in this club too looooong
Women are really niceThey smell good and have soft skin
i'm going to do something really really very mental
>>222077255One day I hope to touch a femoid
I am Fares I am full English R1b.
>>222077225ktinm
>>222077255Women make the world go round if you ask me
why is his head expanding?
>>222077208where would you go x
feminoidfemoidfoid
Could've sworn this was /cum/
meminoidmemoidmoid
Today is the day I do something
reading every last /brit/ thread on the archive to get all the lore
>>222077352have you got to rorke yet
it will never break me
wales would be more peng if it didn't rain every day
off to the gym, anyone want something?
>>222077386Your clothes when you're done
>>222077386get us some used socks if you can x
>>222077361*breaks you*
>>222077396>>222077398bit strange but fine you can have them>>222077396
>>222077300Jupiter to get more stupider obvs
>>222077343no, it’s the day we do nothing like always
i will save it all
Getting the impression I'm cooked, gentlemen
>>222077503is there nothing sacred to the woke crowd?
>>222077503Read this as "fifa bans Venezuelans from the world cup"
If it were up to me everyone would be required to sit quietly during any and all events. sports, concerts, what have youmy autism doesn't like loud noises and I would gladly force the world to comply with my preferences
Hey Brits! I REALLY need your advice.I might use unprecise terminology but it's going to make this quicker:I am going to move to the UK in 2028 maybe 2029. I will spend 2 years "authenticating" my degree by studying for something called the OSPAP as well as training for 54 weeks before I am fully UK-graduate equivalent and can work in the UK.I will spend ~5-10 years before I get ILR, which makes me able to study in the UK and pay as much as a native UK would pay (it'll be MUCH cheaper)Now:>Option A: Go all in on UK-exclusive career that only works/is recognized in the UK and put all my eggs in the UK basket.>Option B: Find a portable, internationally employable MSc/PhD to study in that makes me able to work anywhere in the world.I am EXTREMELY introverted, socially anxious, and I have extended family in the UK - both native Britons and "brown people". I think having this support network makes the UK indispensible for my neurodivergent status.Assuming Option A is chosen, do I also need to fully morph my US-heavy English accent to sound more British by taking accent reduction courses? Or do people GENUINELY don't care if I sound American?Finally, should I ignore YouTube? IT KEEPS GIVING ME VIDEOS that makes London look like it's 1945 Berlin. In April.
>>222077503based
>>222077580skip all that and open an Afghani restaurant>I'm not Afghani doesn't matter
>>222077580open the fuckin strait you crazy bastards
>>222077580Don't know what the fuck you're on about If you're only asking about the accent then no one cares you'll probably be around a bunch of wogs anyway
>>222077580>Or do people GENUINELY don't care if I sound American?if you're foreign then nobody will expect you to sound british, sounding american is fine.>Finally, should I ignore YouTube? IT KEEPS GIVING ME VIDEOS that makes London look like it's 1945 Berlin. In April.as long as you don't go to the shit parts then it's fine. you probably won't have any reason to hang around in an area full of somalis anyway.
>>222077580>moving to a country that will start deporting browns in a decadewhy
>>222077641don't think they're going to be targetting random jordanian pharmacists
