nobody would make the new so its a Jints edition-edition
>>222077823
>>222077777This is going in my personal best gets collection.
>>222077839yiiiikes
>>222077839
>>222077831no gays here
Disgusting taste in my mouth. I blame GERD
>>222077839man i wish i could go back to 2022
And ol' Justinian, he saw the state of the world and noticed that everyone everywhere wasn't kneeling at his feet 24/7 and despite possessing basically no army whatsoever, he enlisted a eunuch and a cuck to wage a genocidal campaign against the entirety of Western Europe
Anime popularity will drop off a cliff in the next ten years.
Boo!!!! hahahahahahahah
Quick ride home to take a SHIT and pick up some stuff.Was abruptly awoken by a stressed out gf at 3am…her water broke. She’s currently in the hospital while I get some clothes and whatnot.So one way or another this baby is coming out this weekend.This is goodbye…FOR NOW…
I am Fares I am full Irish R1b.
>>222077865
I love tattling. I'm a snitchpilled ratmaxxer.
>>222077871Based, God bless you, your gf & your newborn, Deutsch brother!
>>222077879https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVxAnY_mp6g
I'm busting. I'm a goonpilled cummaxxer.
Happy Killdozer day
I write Marvel comics fanfiction.
sick of reading about you watching porn or gooning or cooming or looking at lust provoking pictures you find just stfu
>>222077879Americans are all snitchesThey love to tattle and snitchA nation of teachers pets baka
>>222077899>the raped
I am 40,000 years old.
>>222077902On bro nigga
stroking my goonrod
>>22207792440,000 year old virgin
And there there was that big ol' emperor Frederick Barbarossa who spent 30 years bitchslapping the Duke of Saxony and a bunch of Italian communists, only to die of a heart attack when trying to fight actual Muslims, his only achievement of that campaign being to bully and loot the Byzantines, and upon his sudden demise several of his chivalrous cohort converted to Islam out of sheer disbelief at the situation.
porn addiction is as serious as crack addiction
>>222077943Is your mother Asian and single
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh2SLH271kA
>>222077951shes white and married
My current work is an X book centering around the faculty of the Xavier school.
drinking milk
>>222077959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri1KrzNjtLU
Some black people are white
>>222077865What makes you say that
>>222077989like Michael Jackson?
>>222077839i get quints like every thuesday
>porn isn't working for me>start reading fanfics while orc fdom facesitting asmr plays in my ears>fucking cum all over my legswhat gives?
already looking for my next lego set momberg is going to get me
>>222077994why I said SHAMONE just yesterday!
doing drugs is gay and stupid
>>222078001Grow up retard
>>222077981https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9Hqn8x6a8shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Man4Xw8Xypohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B33J6ziCjGY
Can I get some YOUs? It will make me feel less depressed
>>222078006>t. tropa de elite
>>222078013get off my dick
>>222078019
nobody respond to the canadian trash
>>222077993knowledge
>>222077997not in the heckin bible or something
>>222078032knawledge!here in my garage!!
>>222078018https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02qsc5HeEE4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQC8LOj9Dwg (ie. ravens)
i hope the chink shit doesnt break in a month and actually last many years, forever if possible
king of the hill isnt that good i just watched it because it was on adult swim
>>222078001previous posts indicated momberg does not work
Only good adult show is Dick Figures
>>222078019Hi
rimjobs are just bad, low quality sex, it's like deliberately going to the moldy strawberries at a grocery store
>>222078057I just like buttcheeks
currently reading literotica
>>222078060shit comes out of your asshole, so I wouldn't want to put my face there
>>222078039youll understand when youre older, lil zoomie
>>222078041momberg does work how do you think she affords me?
>>222078057currently i'm not even interested in regular sex and any delusions of having women for anything besides sex have been broken
>>222078071only zoomniggers use 'lil'
>>222078084even if it never happens and it's just a fantasy, I mean poop still comes out of your ass though, rimjobs are the equivalent of giving yourself a swirlie
late night snack haha. sauerkraut brats with stone ground mustard
>>222078095is there even a glizzy under all that sauerkrat
>>222078095looks like someone shit on your food
I have PTSD from having epilepsy.
>>222078093i get it, i dont like either
>>222077893I almost forgot why revolving rifles aren't a thing
test
reading stories about 20 year olds fucking is now depressing
The so-called Holy Roman Emperor Charles V? He sold his entire fortune to Italian bankers fighting the French in Italy and once he'd won, he allowed his lowborn mercenaries to conduct the worst offense on the Eternal City in more than 1000 years! None were spared when the Romans came to Rome!
>>222078101you should read the subtle art of not giving a fuck
>>222078107For horse back operation. It's single hand use.
>>222078095corr did wun of dem in the toilet just now
>>222078097i said sauerkraut brats not brats with a little bit of sauerkraut. >>222078099get real
>>22207811314 year olds have been fucking for centuries
>H>R>E
Was 24 when i lost my virginity
I am Mohamed Fares Mohamed I am full Scotch R1b.
>>222078117>subtle art of not giving a fuckYears ago my sister gave thus book to me. I suppose I ought to read it through What was your experience with the book like?
im 28 and never lost my virginity or had a job or have any prospects and don't know how to drive also no friends and dont talk with anyone
>>222078130I was 21. Then 27 the time I slept with my second girl.
phwoarnuttin like a brownskinned brapwurter
>>222078151Was 24 the first time and then had sex again when i was 26 and again when i was 27
Basilius II., Eastern Roman Emperor? He blinded dozens of thousands of Bulgarian men in a spiteful fit of retribution, then proceeded to bully and extort the Georgians and Armenians in their mountain fastnesses with his cataphracts for the thrill of it, actually achieving nothing against the Muslims whatsoever and leaving Anatolia wide open to Turkish conquest. He was also a gay man who preferred buggering his soldiers to producing heirs, leaving the Empire in the hands of geriatrics and what's more geriatric women and philosophers and the odd peasant whom granny had taken a shine to
bags of sand
it's over
>avatar or signature use
1969I Wanna Be Your DogNot RightNo FunReal Cool TimeAnnLittle DollWe Will Fall
zoomzoom? what a bitch got bullied out of the general so easily
>222078193You really get your panties in a bunch whenever I'm itt lol
>>222078198I don't understand this gimmickYou are rearranging track orders on albums?Why?The artist usually put them in that order for a reason, and it's the way the art is meant to be consumed
>>222078179Name and trip back on now
I'm the real deal. I won't trip/namefag no more if you guys prefer but idk. I'll see how it goes itt.
>>222078230Do you have friends man
dam there isn't a waffle house within walking distance to my gooncave
>>222078240>Do you have friendsI do but they're 1500 miles away, I've been chatting up a very strange girl on Discord though.
so why is it that everyone in my university likes to do dangerous and retarded stupid shit like rock climbing and scuba diving like is this a white german thing or what
Eating tortellini.
I'm not even talking about the Orientals cause they're different, their actions are dreamy and sporadic, think Thermopylae or the Khosrow II's attempt at taking the Eastern Roman Empire...not I'm talking about wypipo who made awful decisions and fucked up completely, like you and me, and yet they're well regarded, because we all love men of good cheer and pastime in good companie
>>222078258wtf i love rock climbing and scuba diving
>>222078251>I've been chatting up a very strange girl on Discord though.last thing said before disaster
>rock climbing>dangerouscity slicker manchild detected
>>222078251You're speaking to Epstein
>>222078275At least he is not sexting underaged girls on kik like your guy is
>>222078264Im eating rotini con pesto
>>222078300Sounds zesty.
my English could be clearer there, but think The Siege of Vienna, that entire throng moving to and thro, losing men, mining the walls, assaulting the garrison, yet there was no coordinated will leading them...they just melted away when the Westerners made their big move
>>222078288it's probably the opposite because in cities there's usually plenty of indoor shit which is pretty chill
>>222078291whos my guy?
>>222078275>last thing said before disasterShe's an actual biological woman, to my shock. She's an artist going into the Navy that reminds me a lot of myself and I'm trying to see if I can have a thing with her over this next month or so.
I still can't wrap my head around why someone would want to leave Minne-fucking-sota, the blonde pussied aryan utopia heaven to go to fucking GAYrizona make it make fucking sense you bunch of duckfucking dumbasses
>>222078320shut up Leonardo!
>>222078316graham platner the guy from maine
>>222078317>going into the Navyshes gonna get fucked nonstop
Low Tier God is the king of the new age blacks
Thermopylae, these random waves of peltasts in nothing but shirts surging forward, dying by the droves...anticolonialists tried long and hard to dispel that impression
>>222078324no idea who you are talking about
>>222078317i genuinely like you posting here, don't listen to the haters, zoom-anonymous
>>222078326>shes gonna get fucked nonstopYeah that's why I'm trying to be the guy that fucks her first so all the zogbots have to taste me and get my cum on their dick if they want a shot with her
i want it bitch!!!!
>i genuinely like you posting here, don't listen to the haters, zoom
>>222078323how and where do you meet shy and stacy-lite blonde blue eyed american girls because this is the type I seem to attract blonde american stacies don't like me they prefer tall white german american guys but these types like me because they think I'm a mysterious european so where should I go thank you
>>222078343>>>/grindr/>>222078355>>>/reddit/
>>222078326lmao imagine kissing a girl on the fucking lips the same lips that sucked some other guy's dick couldn't be me you bunch of closeted homossexuals
>>222078368but reddit is simp central
Zoom Zoom is a good poster and he makes this general better with his presence. Cope and seethe.
just came to orc fdom futa asmr
>Zoom Zoom is a good poster and he makes this general better with his presence. Cope and seethe.
Im the best poster here
>>222078350don't speak to your mom that way
>>222078373Your meme is pulled directly from reddit, nunigger. >>222078377Marry him fag
>>222078386>Im the best poster here
lot of worthless goys in the thread today
>>222078388maybe she should step up and buy me whatever i fucking want no questions asked
so I seriously don't understand why /cum/ won't date girls that will peg them since you guys are all gay anyway fucking fuck!!!
>>222078413that's my favorite foreign movie!
>>222078413leonardo
butts are for poo
>>222078430clean freshly showered female butts are for sitting on my face
>>222078413pegging is such a dumb concept, women would be better off neither seen nor heard
bitches cant even record
a biological woman with a vagina and penis is the ultimate sex symbol
Don't care for homosexuality, fine with butt stuff, simple as.
>>222078440fine with being gaped by a purple strap on?
Should i get a ps5 slim or a ps5 pro?
>>222078448definitely a pro
>>222078445so I am confused are you against or are you for getting pegged explain it to me
>>222078448get some bitches nigga
>>222078453yeah that's what your mom is you duck fucking dumbass
>>222078440..?
>>222078445>fine with being gaped by a purple strap onNot a comically oversized one but yeah doing that while grabbing some girls tits swinging in your face or having them against your back is very hot to me.
Pissing out my ass just pure fucking brown-yellow liquid squirting out like a warm hot tub jet never trust Asian food man
>>222078448With that kind of money you can get some high-end escorts what the fuck are you doing playing chinchong videogames go get some blonde pussy nigga
Poo
This nigga is serious
>>222078456>>222078467I have a date with a girl this sundayWe're eating at a sushi place>>222078453I feel like its a waste of money
>>222078463>Pissing out my ass just pure fucking brown-yellow liquid squirting out like a warm hot tub jetI know this from experience and it's one of the worst things I ever endured. I'm never eating anchovies ever again.>>222078448Get stuff for your PC
>>222078482pro is worth it for gta 6
I am menace 2 society
>>222078482so I have a question to my american friends and I don't know if it's the same in canada but when you have a first date with a girl do you go to her house pick her up in your car and do you pay the bill for her or do you just agree to meet somewhere and split the bill because in Brazil we do the latter so I don't know how it is in canada and in the USA
yara yara ya
>paying $750 for one game
>>222078459he quit the thread after getting rejected by a troon he is a weak faggot in denial
>>222078484Im gonna build a PC as well>>222078489Im not buying gta 6 or playing itI might pirate it after it comes out on PC
KICK OFF YOUR HIGH-HEEL SNEAKAHSIT'S PAAAHTY TIIIME
>>222078496so also how did you faggots afford to buy a good car for blonde pussy did mamma and daddy gave it to you or did you have to work your ass off on part time jobs, student jobs, summer jobs
>>222078496Women will claim they are fine with splitting the bill but in reality if the man doesn't pay for the first date 100% then he isn't getting a second one
>>222078505that was the fake zoomzoom
>>222078496>when you have a first date with a girl do you go to her house pick her up in your car and do you pay the bill for herIf you're young and/or teenaged generally yes. If you're older you both meet up at a place and only split the bill if she changes her mind on her end she wants to, in all other contexts you pay and she gets everything after (i.e dessert).>in Brazil we do the latterPeople date in Brazil? I thought you guys just didn't fuck all year and then spontaneously have sex with everything that moves when Carnival rolls around.
>>222078505sounds like both YOU and he are FAGGOTS (and that's disgusting)
>>222078517so but do you go pick her up in your car or do you just meet her at said place what is that you do thanks
>>222078517not true, I got a second date after the girl paid for the whole bill herself!there wasn't a third date though I think because our personalities weren't clicking enough
>>222078505>he quit the thread after getting rejected by a troonI didn't quit the thread I was banned for waycism by the janny that shall not be named, it was a very funny image though.
>>222078528You would pick her up
Would you impregnate Millie Bobbie brown?
>>222078541no thanksI could do better than that
>I didn't quit even though I said I was quitting L M A O cope
>>222078541no, but I'd force her to deepthroat my penis
>gee why did this guy that posted all the time disappear for exactly three days
>>222078383fvcking based
>>222078525>People date in Brazil?No, we don't date. Women have this thing where they call you a "practice boyfriend" as in they're just testing the waters with you while they get dick and if they feel you're not worth their time then they just dump you. You can't get a nice white girl unless you're somehow around the rich white kids that's the only way you can even get a taste of the premium italian and german pussy
>>222078541she looks like my cousin in drag
>>222078566why is she smiling?
>>222078541When I saw Bobby I said so where's the Millie you promised me?
>>222078545>>222078557
>>222078460Based you should try anal/prostate masturbation with meI just ordered my first buttplug and some lube and im planning on ordering a dildo and another plug
>taking a shit>finish up>wipe and get all cleaned up :)>whoops there’s more coming :(Happens in your country?
>>222078613usually no
>>222078615interesting. i enjoyed this politics post.let's talk gock.
>>222078603>you should try anal/prostate masturbation with meWhoa there, I still want to have a functioning rectum. It'd just be a once in a while thing not an all the time one.I get that we left off tragically last time I posted given I was in my darkest hour here but that ship has sailed. I'm now going after an autistic art hoe from Northern California now.
>>222078638You ever choke on a glock
Let's bring down the homosex levels, guys
I'll do it tomorrow.
>>222078673i don't believe i have
>>222078679If I'm in Phoenix and this girl is in the Bay Area should we meet up in LA or somewhere nicer like Ventura or Santa Barbara
>>222078679tripfaggot general
>>222078648Ive been browsing /analgen/ all day and been fascinated with it. Spaffed 5 times.
>Ive been browsing /analgen/ all dayYou know what it's posts like these that make me feel a lot better about myself.
>>222078724You never know what your neighbor is doing in his home, huh?
>>222078479Is this real
thinking about lasik
>>222078724>/analgen/Outer /int/ sinks to new lows…
>>222078708Los Angeles smells like diarrhea.I don't know if there is a city wide sewage leak or something but I was there Monday and the smell wouldn't go away, i was worried I may had unknowingly sharted
>>222078615most sane /pol/tard
>>222078780>Los Angeles smells like diarrhea.Every major city in the US does, deeply unclean country
>>222078766i can't fuck with that eyeflap shit desu
>women's fantasy
>>222078786Only New York and Los Angeles do from what I've been to.Baltimore smells like trash and cigarettes but not feces
>i can't fuck with that eyeflap shit desu
>>222078799Really creative fantasy map
>>222078797You're thinking of prk
>>222078736Excuse my horninessI just have a bad case of sissy brain fog given I came 5 times to anal porn/stories and have been picturing myself as a butt slut all day
women be readin
>>222078799what a gorgeous map of the UK after they solve global warming
>>222078786>Every major city in the US doesAmerican cities do smell like shit but what type of shit they smell like depends.Boston for example smells like saltwater and diesel fuel from all the ships going in and out all the time. Phoenix smells like gasoline, weed, and Mexican food. Minneapolis/St. Paul smells like hot garbage when you get away from the lakes (literally, not figuratively).
>>222078825women be like I love reading and it's just a bestiality fapfic that somehow got sold at barnes and noble
tsoppu quoting mai shity posuto!
>erm actually my city has a complex smell that you wouldn't getno nigger you live in a trash heap city in a trash heap country, it smells like shit
>5 times Rookie numbers compared to a CEO
>>222078799>prisonI believe they call that Australia
I'm going back into Los Angeles tomorrow for a Belle and Sebastian concert.Look at these adorable Scottish hipsters
this is what flat earther's think the world looks like
>>222078848>no nigger you live in a trash heap city in a trash heap countryI agree it's just that what the trash heap consists of depends on who lives there.>>222078823I just think you should watch out man, keep it in check. You don't want to be shelling out money on diapers (real ones, not just fetish shit) by the time you hit thirty because you can't get your hand and your cybersex out of there. It's a vice like anything else and you need to be careful about it.
>>222078882>Belle and Sebastianhttps://youtu.be/IifOZoE9QdI
>>222078891This makes no sense
>>222078906It's literally the most accurate map we have of the world
Just realized the pc gaming show and the geoff keighley shit are separate shows....
>>222078904Yes I love themThey are playing like 20 songs its going to be great
Penises? Penises on girls, you say? It'll never work. Not with Taft in the White House.
niggas acting like this lego theft thing is the only thing going wrong in the world
>>222078968But if Harding was in office....
vaginas are scary
I think more games should have debra wilson to own the pissant chuds
They always said that Charlie Kirk was a nazi then they celebrated after they killed him...
>>222078799Looks kino, I don't want to memorize a whole ass autistic world builder's faggot continental drift porn with le conlang names for every rock.
>>222078972It's the only thing that matters at the moment
I dont get the 67 hate, like how many times would someone have to say those two numbers outloud to get irritated by clowns
>>222079022It's a reference to the occult
>Nearly 60 people in Idaho have contracted bacterial infections after drinking raw milk.Jason is dead....
this nigga is going all out desperate for (you)s and nobody's giving him one
>>222079028yeah I saw that south park episode
>>222079032Retards on /ck/ shill raw milk and I truly don't understand why
>>222079040I don't watch cartoons sorry
>>222079045ownin the libs etc etc
>>222079045>>222079056>I truly don't understand whyIt's just meme magic by shysters to make a quick buck, the same thing was happening with progressives ten years ago too. There was even a Portlandia episode parodying it.
>>222079048you like infantile conspiracy theories though cartoons would be perfect for you
>>222079072Right. To get truly noided you need to read some truly esoteric shit.
>>222079072bodied that freak
>>222079072It's not even a conspiracy. The number has meaning for certain groups and the rapper who popularized the meme practices rituals. This is midwit babble where you just assume you know more than other people because "they sound crazy" but all your information comes from Fox News and South Park lol. Grow up.
>>222078968Take Taft's name out of your fuckin mouth you hack, we respect our boy in /cum/
>Grow up.
There is a cute real life lesbian couple in japan that made a manga about their life....
>>222079082war is hell
>conspiracy theorist telling other's they think they know moreuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>222079124I've seen this guy posted here before, is he some streamer
>>222079151
>>222079124He wishes that pickle was a penis and the milk was semen
>>conspiracy theorist telling other's they think they know more>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>222079159AQotWF is so fucking kino, the movie is great too
>>222079159he astrally streams his presence in to other's consciousnesses he's a low level demon that can easily be defeated by simply remembering that his mother was a prostitute when he was younger and his father left them
>>222079159WWI is infinitely more interesting than WWII
>>222079146>There is a cute real life lesbian couple in japan that made a manga about their lifeI'm much more familiar with the actual real life lesbian in Japan making what is essentially the TempleOS of gay literature
I blew the biggest load to ntr hentai. I'm just sitting here post nut with cum dribbling down my balls and leg
>>222079190fact check: False
Restarted south park from season 1
>>222079219The show died when Chef died
>>222079217yeah tanks are alright but everyone was such a fag in WWII and there's none of the romance of people discovering modern warfare for the first time and dying in trenches, oh cool the allies did a beach landing big whoop
>>222079233you have a 3rd grader's understanding of WWII and it makes me weep for our education system
>>222079209share the hentai with the thread
>>222079183>the movie is great tooThe 1930 film is incredible
>you have a 3rd grader's understanding of WWII It's a boring war sorry you're boomer coping by thinking that just because it has more written about it it's more interesting
>>222079248>makes me weep for our education systemYeah because that's what the American education system needs, more fucking emphasis on WWII and particularly Normandy lmao
me tomorrow, gonna try the new panda express chinese bbq meal
what is it that I need to do to get high quality german american pussy
>>222079258>It's a boring war sorryits not boring at all, you have an infant's understanding of it and probably only watched a trailer for saving private ryan
It's time Western countries outlawed kirpans.
>>222079280>what is it that I need to do to get high quality german american pussyYou need to either be very White or very Black but you must be chiseled and tall.
>yes it's an interesting war>no I can't name a single way it's more interesting than the previous one
where the blonde haired blue eyed american girls at
ZAMN Tau look like that?
>>222079298>I cant name a single reason WW1 is better but it is and youre wrong because Its boring
>>222079250Google [Chinpan-bu (Chinpan)] Ojou-sama Sodachi no Namaiki Celeb Zuma o Kitanai Ossan Chinpo de Wakaraseru | Cocky Rich Bitch Glam-Wife Gets Taught A Lesson With Dirty Old Man Dick [English]
>>222079274good luck have fun be careful!
My man is thriving no way he's not hitting the backup stash
>>222079305>>I cant name a single reason WW1 is betterWWI had a full-on East African theater with a German guerrilla effort
>>222079293>chiseled I am>tallyou guys say >I'm fucking germanic I'm tall as fuck but you're all like five foot six I am five foot eight and mogg a bunch of guys here just not maybe the university athletes you duck fucking dumbass
>>222079305I already did though, I told you trench warfare and being the first modern war rank it much higher than WWII you're just proving you're an infant who can't hold an actual discussion
goodnight
>the only one that responds to the tripfag is a brazillian on a proxylol
>>222079344trench warfare doesnt make a war better, if anything it makes it worse. Paths of glory and AQotWF literally spells out how its spending weeks if not months in a trench for inches or maybe one mile of land just to lose it again the next week
>>222079355>on a proxyThe worst part is that he isn't on a proxy. He's actually studying in the U.S.
americans are wannabe germans and are all like five foot six lmao a literal brazilian is taller than most of them
>>222079373So you're dumb enough to think that the quality of a historical war is purely dictated by the land gains made by the side you support and not the actual will of the humans involved? sad outlook!
>>222079379erm I'm 5'9"
>>222079399>>222079399>>222079399>>222079399new
>>222079389>the quality of a historical war is purely dictated by the land gains literally the whole point of a war>and not the actual will of the humans involved?the will of who? certainly not the soldiers in the trenches
NEU!>>222079410>>222079410>>222079410
>>222079307>fat old bald man ntrvery nice
>>222079417>literally the whole point of a warnigger it's history it's fun to study, if you care who won sparta v athens you need to get your head checked and go back to school
>>222079435why do you THINK sparta or athens fought each other
>>222079446I'm not explaining the peloponnesian war to someone who doesn't even understand the point of studying history
>>222079455I perfectly understand the point. You cant answer the question though
>>222079472You still haven't explained how ww2 is better other than that the people in ww1 didn't enjoy going to war, genuinely not worth having a discussion with because you can't entertain the idea of an actual back and forth, a waste of time
>>222079524>still hasnt answered the question >still thinks being stuck in slits in the ground for weeks on end is somehow good warfare
