Bike edition
>>222081939Bit early
official keir starmer google pixel phone case
smoke coming out of my computer after scanning that qr code
if i posted under a name everyone would know what a dogshit poster i am and would hate me lol*sinks back into the shadows*
>>222081975you scanned it with your pc? silly bruce
just saved the world
>>222082013macbooks just click to scan on qr codes
any scared man in?
might start a new general calldx /adlz/(ashby-de-la-zouch)
Need AI to generate a video of niko bellic from gta 4 having rough sex with alyisa liu
mad how zoomers turned in to the neckbeard generation, gen alphas are making memes about them
millennial melty in progress funko pops being thrown around the room
grand rising :)
>>222082172lil bro is living in 2021
right i've moved here nowif you posted a qr code, i would've IMMEDIATELY gone to this threadyour fault basically
>>222082035>macbookshahahaha
poo, peng, gay, porn
>>222082177Sir Quentin Scobie
>>222082187i wouldn't be laughing if i was you
>>222082210rt hon
remember labubus
>>222082215*were you
rorke crying and getting his dad to call up a helpline because his neopet died
my genius post ideas getting stretched a bit thin between two threads but im trying
>>222082236neopets can't die!
>>222082267lol is that what they told you
>>222082227its was
>>222082289who told me
>>222082217Duke Most-Molestorious Uncle, the Most-Freudian Father, the Most-Unwelcome Guest of the Air B&B
>>222082215sry
and the latest from catberg?
Think I might be becoming an alcoholic
>>222082323arrested for racism
might become a sexy lady, see no downside to it
Lamb chops for mister rorkeypops
i wanted to get into insolvency administration but apparently it's a closed shop
Had a dream last night that I was an astronaut going into space on a rocket and it started spinning out of control shortly after launch. I knew I was going to die and I was freaking out that I would never see my family or friends again and I'd never do all the stuff I had planned in my life.Then I woke up and felt so relieved and I had a wank and a coffee.
>>222082383what did you wank over?
looking at the beautiful ladies in Chelseax
sir george bush
never made any life plans so I won't have anything to regret on my death bed
still not sure what hand I write with
might become an actor that plays a serial killer so foids approach me willingly
having a wank at the top of mount Everest
full on poo
>>222082437what if you regret not having any life plans
>>222082448stupid lie
>>222082437this is actually very good advice. i too have made no life plans, but sill be riddled with regret on my deathbed (hopefully i die long before i'm bed-ridden)
can brits get tactical shovels over there?
>>222082364this was too clever for brit, wasn't it
>>222082437i regret not backpacking when i had 3 month summers at uni now i’m graduating and it’s joever
>>222082399Just my imagination, I closed my eyes and thought of my fat arsed ex peeling off her knickers and sitting on my face
wanking at the bottom of the Mariana trench
Do you ever meet a girl and want to sniff her feet?
>>222082468i'm low iq
mad how my /bril/ thread has nearly 100 postsyou lot are like little farm animals at my command
>now i’m graduating and it’s joever
>>222082494yeah nigga they’re gonna work me to death i will be lucky if i get 20 days off a year
https://youtu.be/5ge8MWE-kuo
>>222082364pscrmING
>>222082504i don't need your pity pooscreami'll go post it on /sci/, those lads are smart
>>222081939This webbum is far better with sound as you hear him yelp just before he hits the van
might just run away to Tibet and join a monastery
>Woman left disabled after medics 'pressed wrong button' on defibrillator during cardiac arrest
>>222082525scr
>>222082447mental how strange his face is. like a time traveler from 3000bc
>>222082525
>>222082525accidentally had it set to cripple
>>222082482yeh but her arsehole, not feet
>>222082547nice trousers mate
becoming a killer werewolf billionaire so girls approach me
>>222082552
>>222082547me in the back curled over like a gremlin
>>222082482Never understood the foot fetish. Bizarre. Like one step above scat
*bounces around the thread on all fours screeching and ripping people's faces off*
monkeys are so fucking stupid
so this is rorke
when it's snowing and you can't see your white friends
>>222082576*turns to the camera*so THAT just happened
it cold
>>222082587nigga look like half a swastika
aint I a shtinker
>>222082480you have a serious problem telling these bold faced lies, seek therapy.
>>222082553I can get behind that too, but feet have a more complex smell. Greater variety due to sweat, lifestyle, diet, personal bacteria, yeast and activity levels.>>222082566Do non-foot people find feet unattractive or just meh?
wanted to get into a closed shop but I'm at work doing my work as an insolvency administration worker
>>222082626sc
>>222082480OceanGate was 3 years ago, lad. Get over it.
might get shhhhhhteaming tonight
cor
Aborting every single chess.com game instantly if it matches me up against an Indian
>>222082659imagine their shitten fingers touching the lovely pieces
>>222082648built for wfam
>>222082648MORE
>>222082648Looks like a normal mid student girl I don't ge-WTF are these her tits? What's up with the angle?
Living dangerously as a toilsman>*sends an email without proofreading*
>>222082659for me it's when they beg for a takeback after blundering their queen
wish they would make a deal with a south east asian country to just import loads of workers here to start new lives
>>222082689Sir Dead Trim
Playing stalker 2
One of mates pays 50 quid a month to Revolut so he can have a metal DEBIT card lmfao. He's locked in for 12 months as well and if he stops paying they block it. He works in a gym on the front desk
>>222082648get her plapped aleks
>>222082648>67 likes
I am a girl !!!!
>>222082712Yeah but he feels posh. Just as good as the real thing
>>222082712sounds like hes hard as fuck
Had a dream last night that a gardener came in and killed all my daisies and clover and turned my lawn into a sad miserable default grass monoculture. So this is what middle age is like. At least my worries are incredibly small.
once knew this chinese lass who loved black men
(annoying high pitched nerd voice)>for me it's when they beg for a takeback after blundering their queen
>>222082712I have that same subscription. You get way more than just the metal card and you actually save more money than it costs
>>222082648she absolutely gives sloppy head
>>222082733ok
raping my own arse in the french manner
the doors that open for you when you have a metal debit card are worth far more than the cost of the card
rorke has a paper debit card
>>222082731He's a 22 year old 5'6 DYEL scouser>>222082739>You get way more than just the metal cardsuch as?
worst part about balding is when you take off your beanie and you go to run your fingers through your hair to comb it back but there's basically nothing to grab ontoIncredibly unsatisfying
mm mm mmm now that's some good eatinhttps://i.4cdn.org/ck/1780605986082132.mp4
Arse made for rorkes only
ouui shi
>>222082776I'm bald
>>222082791ok
>>222082732https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS0niyiKlcw
>>222082779rank
>>222082769Financial Times subscription, Uber subscription, NordVPN subscription, Tinder Gold, Chess.com sub, plus more. All what i just mentioned would be worth £100+ per month
>>222082804What does an Uber subscription do? Not the bloke you're replying to btw
>>222082769metal plate in your head when someone punches you in the temple thinking youre rich
ok wanker love his ok’s
>>222082804>Financial Times subscriptionyou don't need this if you have a revolut account >NordVPN subscriptionlol>Tinder GoldLMAO evenwould you seriously pay for all those consoomer slop shite app subscriptions if you didn't have the account? you've been scammed
Recalling the Latvian lass online who wanted me to sleep besides her but with my penis inside her the whole night
>>222082839do worry mate I'll do it if you want
>>222082839Sir Prehensile Willard
>>222082839this didn’t happen
>>222082813Free delivery from most restaurants and discounts on uber taxis. You usually get an upgrade as well to a better car>>222082835So because you have no financial literacy and you never shag you have no need for it? Got it
>>222082873bizarre lie
never buy fish and chips from paki 'aways
George Plimpton sex arse
gay edging
sweaty berlin foids
>>222082648obviously shopped
chicken wraps for lunch. not seasoning the chicken as an act of rebellion against woke
>>222082910don't buy fish and chips anywhere unless you're in a seaside town in yorkshire, northumberland or eastern scotland
Religiously reading through the old not realizing everyone already migrated.
>>222082839you make the same kind of outlandish bizarre posts the new zealand gimp does. curious.
rorke about to enjoy a nice glass of orange juice (he forgot her brushed his teeth a mere 5 minutes ago)
>>222082876I'm gonna say this in the nicest possible way lad... shaggers don't need to pay for special subscriptions on dating apps to get pussy.
>>222082996This genuinely occurred though
>>222083049exceptionally australian post this.
>>222083049i do both of these things
dire thread im going back to /bril/
I'd caution us about getting over our skiis herehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780491858624554.mp4
glod
need to drop off a parcel at the post office staffed by barely intelligible subcontinentaloids but i CBA
Career plan: drug smugglerGot a foolproof plan, I stick a bunch of dildos and a gimp suit above where the drugs are hidden, when the police notice I’m nervous, they’ll check, see the dildos and suit and realise that they embarrassed a closet pervert and look no further
get the mc’s posted
Rorke lied, people died.
Moni on a mad one
exberg wiped her instagram clean of all happy thingswonder what kind of crisis shes going through now
>>222083082>the guy who just dips offi, how you say, poo screamed
>>222083143indians are obsessed with onlyfans it's mad
>>222083143>we will extradite you to india Think that’s the worst threat around desu
>>222083148BBC prolapse
Tuning into my new programme? Its got lots of GAY SEX and DRUGS might be a bit too much for you. Also got a scene where I give a big monologue and snot and cry everywhere.
are moz
>>222083148stop looking at your exs insta
>>222083172what does that even mean bro
>>222083148my exberg wipes her bum clean of all pooey things every time she has a poo
>>222082778the fuck are meat plans
Indians wanting to shag whites while hating themMe preferring to be thrown off a building or burnt at the stake instead of even kissing an Indian lass
>>222083190bizarre lie women don't poo
>>222083197they are very open about this mate
>>222083192they have good interest rates on meat purchased on credit
>>222083049ktim
>>222083186'no'i must know what happens in her life and find clues to her missing me
>>222083197mate of mine got an Indian girl pregnant and married hernow we can't be racist to Indians in the group chat anymore and have to pretend like he never used to talk about hating pajeets and how being racist is okay if it's against Indians
>>222083143Porn has done a number on these little brown fellas
really interested in colonial american history but then as soon as the revolution gets going I lose all interest and it becomes very bland to mebig fan of seeing those little old farmhouses and plantations from the late 1600s though
>>222081939You know people still give me shit for when I was in china I went to the nanjing memorial and paid my respects >I placed this teddy bear and flowers down while there
>>222082796Lovely song, first heard it when Jimmy eat world do it in one of their songs
rainy earlier, sunny nowtell you who'll be loving this weather: the grass
>>222083222BWC is powerful.
>>222083197Spaino you racist benchod you WILL shag the indians
>>222083265gp
>>222083265ahh yeah, the grass is gonna love thisdefinitely needed it
>>222083265Like this post. It's soothing
i dislike how humans (and other animals) are smelly organisms BOpoofartsweevomit all smelly and horrible
>>222083257fucking grim
lad at work is leaving today and despite never really talking to him properly or being mates i feel like i'm gonna miss himgoing out for drinks later. reckon we'll actually become friends now that we don't have to sit next to each other
>>222083283So are you going to confess to him before or after you shag?
>>222083283suck his cock. do it for britain
>>222083280Poo and farts and BO dont smell bad if you have a healthy gut biome and good diet
my shits smell like soap on account of all the soap I eat
>>222083280its only smellzthis reference brought to you by the centre for elderly care
>>222083301>>222083308why is this thread full of benders
>>222083265Lawnberg having the time of it's life
we need to discuss the /brit/ zester problem.
I remember when I was in highschool and a Indian girl had a crush on me because I once did yard for her dad and installed a window for him after accidentally shooting it out with a airsoft gun
what a racket
>>222083280warns you of diseases, bacteria etc
>>222083346Lol what they just floating there for?
>>222083356fighting wokeness
>>222083336Why are you quoting us instead of the very gay post about a man having a crush on another man
( . Y . )
>>222083311Extremely retarded post
>>222083257Saar Grimothy The Pooja-Shagger
>>222083356I'll let you know if I find out
>>222083375um sex
>>222083346hoverbergs
What BBC porn does to English boysTragic
miss those few weeks of kwasi bbc posting
>>222083366going out with mates for drinks is gay?yeah that's why you're alone
>>222083363
>>222083408gp
>>222083406Well that's the lonely lads sent flying yet again isn't it?
>>222083397did he suck a bbc?
>>222083397I don't care about streamers because I'm not a zoomie faggot and I know entirely too much about this one. Wonder how his parents feel about all this degeneracy, probably difficult to openly judge when he's making stupid amounts of cash and buying them holidays and yachts and pet archosaurs
willy is getting big now
thinking about tim henman
>>222083440nah it was just a dildo. The webm was posted here well before that screenshot was ever taken.
>>222083457COME ON TIM
>>222083440Yes>>222083443Money doesn't change the fact that their son is a BBC deepthroater
>>222083443His dad was on camera years ago saying he always wanted a daughter so better be happy that this is what it lead to
mad to think in the old days people would wander round places like this and see dinosaurs and stuff
That's lunch sorted
>>222083457
>>222083408I don't get it
>>222083488Obese detected
>>222083484reckon the dad subs to the onlyfans
>>222083488
>>222083534Um
pass the dutchie pon the left hand side
>>222083484>His dad was on camera years ago saying he always wanted a daughter so better be happy that this is what it lead toEnglish dad groomed his son into being a BBC addicted tranny
>>222083488Why would you order expensive goyslop when you’re abroad and could try the local cuisines
haha lads remember when this awesome thing happened to me then i had sex with a model 12 times that i told you about?
>>222083534didn't he get FFS?his face looks the same
>>222083542need my lips grafted around her anus
>>222083485It wouldn't have been people, it would have been ancestors of humans. Apparently little monkey fellas evolved towards the end of the time dinosaurs spent on Earth.
>>222083561yes mate that was mental couldnt believe it at first
>>222083516This is for 4 growing lads not just me>>222083559Spanish food is incredibly fucking mid mate, aside from like 3 dishes it's all bland
>>222083609screaning
>>222083609you are a golem
On X learning all about the officially unrapeable women at cnc orgies
>>222083609>sourcesit checked wikipedia for this
>>222083574Do you not think that might get unpleasant quite quickly?
>>222083626no woman is unrapebale
>>222083488los scranos
>>222083626>cnc orgiesneed everyone involved killed
>>22208357Heinous beast
>>222083626what's a cnc orgy
>>222083637Then you need to move to san francisco by the sounds of it
>>222083623Screenshot is from /pol/>>222083620>>222083633Lmaooook
las vegas is insane
>The Furrnited Kingdom>Pm Keir Rattington
>>222083661Fat mingers being respectfully not raped while everyone lines up to gang not rape the one average
>what's a cnc orgy
>>222083673who that whole castle is a Starbucks?
>>222083659Apparently all the birds go nooooo and try to resist and you have to pin them down and be violent.BUT there is a hard rule where you cant call her a fat bitch or a black bitch because that will get you kicked out.
cumming in the fluffer now there's a huge problem that's not receiving the attention it deserves
>>222083673Heading to the Starbucks in the fake castle in the concrete hellhole temple of money in the middle of the desert. Anyone want anything?
>>222083659cnc means consensual non-consent i.e. simulated rapeit's an orgy where a bunch of people get together to fake rape one another
>>222083665do NOT want my lips surgically attached to her arse because i've seen the rest of her body and she has terrible chafing and bad hygiene
>>222083707no its the excalibur hotel and casinojust imagine how many mindless drones are pissing away their life savings there...and that's just one of hundreds of casinos
>>222083718sounds like /brit/
I thought CNC meant computer numerical control
https://files.catbox.moe/hgmbyx.mp4CNC mentioned.
really big fan of cncthough i'd just prefer nc
>>222083737well clearly you're one of the unrapeables
>>222083673I'd be so fascinated here. I would go into one of the big casinos where boomers and mindlessly all sat side by side pressing a button on the electronic slot machines for hours and making the casino money by doing so>>222083692im 23, do love werther's originals though would always take one from my granddad's desk
>>222083738love prone bone
it's going to be a John McAfee from me
>>222083752imagine being pished and you see this outside
>>222083769I stayed there
>>222083769the goyim have gone insane
Poof showing up to the CNC orgy shagging all the blokes in the arse. Oh your protests and fighting back are so realistic!>>222083769Honestly despite all the scummy behaviour in Las Vegas it'd still be a fun place to visit I reckon
>>222083792strange lie
/brit/ lads holiday to sin citywe'll meet at mccarran airport, freak out about new vegas for a bit (you know you will), then we'll go to our hotel (tbc)
>>222083792Clearly not looking at your flag
>>222083799>it'd still be a fun place to visit I reckonit really isntit's only a matter of time before you decide to gamble, at which point you losethere's little else to do, and all other alternative activities still force gambling into it somehow
>>222083738Might go to jail for clicking that link. Thanks.
the catbergé
>>222083822you could climb the pyramid and get the horse shoe at the top
I cast the "ass destroying fart" spell on you! GG
>>222083761Wtf is prone bone someone mentioned it the other day
>>222083848you'd be gambling your life :-P
>>222083835nooooooo
Making a quesadilla, one hundred percent going to burn my mouth on million degree melted cheese
NEW>>222083902>>222083902>>222083902
leftypol lecturing people about how all of what you know about las vegas is actually part of 'Paradise' and not the city of las vegas
>>222083909leftypol getting gay raped by a black nigger
>>222083933ok
