St Davids edition
>>222088209>there was never nothing retard, it's an impossibilityProve it with science
>>222088181>name which is an instruction to commit crimeSue Everly, as in vexatious litigation. That's the best I can come up with on short notice.
>>222088207don't need any of that religious rubbish get it torn down and replaced with a few rows of council estates for pakistani muslims
White socialism is the future
>>222088244Jeremy's Iron
Sir Joao Palhinha
lovely mutts
Kind of wrong to say there will be nothing though, because there will be occurrence, that something ever happened I think that may be the only thing to survive
>>222088237I don't need science, open a dictionary, "nothing" is not even a scientific concept, there is no such thing as "nothing" so it cannot logically exist
my globes have been haunted by a semen demon
rumblingrumbling
>>222088227to anyone about to waste 11 seconds of their life like i did, NO he doesnt hit a traffic pole and explode into 800 bits
>>222088227Was hoping for a crash. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
>>222088244Rob Freeman
nth for the gyaldem
had an idea for a fantasy world where magic advanced to the point where you could build cheap and reliable portals so roads became obsolete and everyone just lived around cities with big portal hubs and the only people traveling between them on foot were fugitives, bounty hunters and expeditions looking for places to build new portals
>>222088272>I don't need scienceJust like you don't need vaccines or pasteurised milk, right Cody?
>>222088261race mixing is bad so rorke says
>>222088292very nice
>>222088273ALAN! GET OUT OF THAT GLOBE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO
Drop it or keep itCop it or drop itKeep it or skip itNeed it or leave itBuy it or bye itRock it or drop itWear it or bin itHit it or miss it
>>222088285>not even a hug
getting swimming lessons from michael barrymore
>>222088209This is my point. There was never something, there was always something.>>222088237We don’t even need science. It’s basic logic. Nothing is zero. Nothing is the complete lack of any potential. Nothing cannot become something as it contains no parts, no capacity to change state, as it has nothing. It is zero. It has no potential. It is absence. A void with the potential to become a universe is not nothing. It’s just a universe that hasn’t fully developed yet. A true nothing has by definition “no-thing”Thus, if there were nothing at any point. There would still be nothing. Since nothing cannot generate something by definition. However, there is something. Therefore there was never nothing, therefore there was always something.
https://x.com/McJuggerNuggets/status/2062315803177881822thoughts lads? tldr: fella talks about how his wife was pregnant but the baby had downs so they chose to abort it.
>>222088285How dare people like this exist when I have to scrabble and grub in the dirt for coins like a worm?
>>222088294reckon like 80 thousand people trying to walk through one portal at once would be a problem
new gimmick idea: reply to someone with "sounds like a gay porn I just watched"the idea being they get all excited about getting a reply and it's just a dismissive shit gimmick that has nothing to do with their post. I imagine it being particularly effective in response to tedious blogposts
ADIDASAllDayIDreamAboutSex
would love to go to one of those places in japan with master sushi chefs and just be sick everywhere
>>222088320Right thing to do desu, wouldn't publicly talk about it though
>>222088320leftypol thinks this is evil because we're all the same, but also its her body her choice and it's also not a life in the womb
whats thailad upto now?
Might buy a cinema ticket to go see that new Backrooms this weekend. Never been to the cinema on me own before. Just something to do innit.
>>222088320Based. I'd kill the kid tooDowns syndrome is a lifelong impairment and it would be better if no one had it. Being able to control and filter out these defects is better for everyoneCommon eugenics W
>>222088320of course id abort. why would i want a disabled child? the human race be striving to avoid genetic defects like this. that isnt a controversial position to have
>>222088320Fuck off, bullshit engagement bait keep it on reddit
>>222088320obviously the right thing and disagreeing is evil
>>222088331happens at calais everyday mate
Sir Blacked Rooms
>>222088320I mean yeah it's the sensible thing to do rather than waste your life looking after a downie then when you die he goes to a home to get battered black and blue by the care bames. But it seems cleaner to tell people your wife "lost the baby" rather than admit to aborting a downer.
>>222088335actually, “Adidas” is named after the company’s founder
sex
>>222088348the fuck was his problem?
>>222088333sounds like a gay porn i stared in
>>222088333Sounds like a gay porn I just watched
>>222087972>Okay then agnosticism is surely the rational position. We don't know whether there are any gods. We need to study the universe more, with science, to gain more answers.utterly unsure how you came to any of the conclusions in any of these clauses
wish there was a way to detect autism in the womb. flush those fuckers out too
>>222088320Good thing to do but I probably wouldn't be brave enough to admit it publicly.
>>222088294sounds like a gay porn i just watched
if you own a home in britain does that not technically make you a lord
>>222088374Did you stare into it with Alan Carr the globe full of drinks?State of you Spaino
>>222088383autism is caused by bad parenting, after the birth
>>222088383yeah if there was a detected it would always show 0 because it's a made up "illness" for the tiktok generation who think being shy or having hobbies means they have a mental disorder
>>222088320don't think it's right to kill babies because they are inconvenient to you. framing it as concern for the child is a load of wank too.same guy went to great lengths to keep his suffering and dying dog alive for 5 years
>>222088368um r u the tranner
any dick sucking faggots in?
>>222088366>care bames.kek
do not stare directly at Mousey
>>222088408i am diagnosed with autism and adhd they are very real
>>222088403i've been cracking up at those posts and i don't know why
>>222088401nah historically lords were ascribed portions of land and they could then collect rents and labour from the peasants who lived on the land. Land lords, if you will.
>>222088401no but you can buy one of those fake certificates from scotland
>>222088429sounds like a gay porn i just watched
>>222088437>flagopinion discarded. you've been brainwashed by pharma companies. keep taking your ssris and ritalin you dumb fuck.
>in a teams meeting>never usually put my cam on>they started making fun of me saying things like 'haha go on turn your camera around lets see your room'
>>222088468sounds like a gay porn i just watched
Just heard about this Henry Novak nonsense How can they pretend like he's a victim? He started the altercation, he went up to the Sikh gent, started recording him and said "you think you're bad because you have a knife?"
>>222088352Slippery slope >What if we killed the terminally disabled? It’s ending their suffering >What if we killed the downies? It’s unfair letting them live>What if we killed the insane? They’re just going to suffer the rest of their life>What if we killed criminals? They’re no good for society>What if we killed people that protest the killings? They’re a nuisance>What if we killed enemies of the Volk/revolution? They’re endangering us this misguided compassion ends in the gas chamber
any in?
any dirty shaggers in? got syphilis from a prostie once
>>222088468nasty little gimp bet you were wanking
business idea: kier starmer happy meal
>>222088468fucking hell this is terrorism
>>222088468If you don't know how to laugh off banter like this you are ngmi
>>222088474the real victim are ordinary sikhs
>>222088474just heard about it have you yeah
>>222088443It's because I'm very smart and funny
>>222088478hells yeah nibba i love rawdogging whoresprobably got chlamidya myself but i will never stop eating escorts arses
Rey Skywalker
>free for a quick call? >yeah >...It's been 24 hours what did toilberg mean by this
>>222088464they helped me and others in my familymost people get better after being diagnosed and taking medicationthousands upon thousands of doctors cant all be wrong
>>222088516grim evil cunt
>>222088475Was just copying this guy last thread probably talking about the same thing >>222087254
>>222088468This is against your human rights
>>222088516Who cares if the invisible man comes to dinner?
no way this bloke is still alivehttps://youtu.be/HEAsSpV6ylU
>>222088519mad disney paid billions of dollars then didn't even bother to simply plan out their trilogy lol
>>222088522>be ill with the flu>dance around in a circle for three days screaming POO >magically cured after 3 daysOH WOW IT MUST WERK!!! - youyou do realise that they have statistical evidence showing these drugs do no better than placebo? stop replying to me you retarded spastic
dont care what your ideology is, if you believe the disabled deserve to die youre my enemy
>>222088468report them to HR
>>222088557you deserve to die nigga
>>222088557ohh shiver me timbers
>A Beer Garden Full Of Butts And Exposed Anuses! Stunning Beer Girls Show Off Their Anuses And Give Lewd Instructions For Masturbation!right well that's tonight's wank sorted
>>222088478That’s not even funny mate syphilis is bloody lethal.
saw a horde pakis in tesco that looked like they came straight out of 13th century shamshir, fucking turbans, cloth dress, long scraggly beard the lotneed them all {redacted}
>>222088575
>>222088571has the kraken returned?
>>222088522>thousands upon thousands of doctors cant all be wrongThousands upon thousands of doctors were wrong about thalidomide, lithium, and a million other things in history. Forgot about those already?Also all doctors are paid by pharma companies, shilling through regulatory capture. You are delusional but keep taking your meds.
>>222088588ill be kraken your mums arse tonight
>>222088571disabled people shouldn’t be killed
>>222088557A society can be best judged by how it treats it's most vulnerable
>>222088556im not sure how that bizarre outburst is supposed to invalidate my lived experience and the opinion of the entire psychiatric medical community
>>222088604why not?you dont believe in god and you think we are all just apes flying on a ball of shite
what do we make of the bonnie blue pregnancy situation then?
business idea: able all the disabled people and disable all the abled people
>>222088624I actually do believe in God. I think you’re getting me mixed up with someone else
>>222088537ACK!
>>222088625nothing wrong with it its just a clump of cells in her belly and its her body so she can choose what to put in it
>>222088583This is our country now
>>222088320grim and murder still, I'd raise a downie
>>222088645what if the baby is a lad though and he grows up and all that muck is on the internet?
>>222088646sikhs are fine, that was just one bad appleit's the 'lims i dont like
>>222088646he would probably stab you for calling him a paki (he's a sikh and it's totally different)
>>222088619i could post a study (from an independent review, not funded by roche or GSK) but you're clearly too much of a thick cunt to understand that, otherwise you wouldn't be taking drugs proven to do shitpeople like you should be euthanised. useful little idiots.
>>222088557If it hasn't been born it's not a person and not disabled, that's how it works right
might kill myself right now
roche
>>222088373honestly feel this is fair ground to push that geriatric little freak onto the tracks as a 900mph magnet train is whizzing by
>>222088583They were most likely Indian Sikhs
>>222088667>>222088666You're both going into the ovens
>"These hayfever tablets are rubbish. They don't do anything">Me later that day after not taking one
What's the opposite of the fight or flight response? That's what I experience when I see Jonny Lee Miller's chest and arms in Trainspotting.
i used to always put an effort in to have a chat to my flatmates when i hear them in the kitchennow i always put an effort in to avoid them at any cost
Sir Ferrero Rorker
>Andy Burnham: If I win, I will run to be Labour leader and PMit's starmover
>>222088578got cleared up with a course of antibiotics :shrug:
>>222088670why are you so rude and angry what is your problem
>>222088719hay fever is real though, as proven by your witty comment
>>222088719Hate being dependent on them from march through September, my body is a machine that turns harmless pollen into suffering.
atheists waiting for the tea bag to evolve into the cup
>>222088666The absolute state of civnats
>>222088373Running is dishonorable in nippon, low morals causes running.
>>222088722ktim except with my coworkerssometimes I think I am going to be sacked solely because I am hated so much by everyone else who works there. Hasn't happened yet tho
>>222088719I love early simpsons, this is from the hank scorpio episode
>>222088352down syndrome is entirely random retard
>>222088682Why? Life is rare and precious. Don't throw it away lad.
>>222088285shes cute. She must be disappointed she hasn't attracted a chad billionaire sugardaddy
idea: give all disabled people ar-15s
>>222088741flag filtered. no time for you morons who fried your brain with social media and now pretend to have a mental illness.
>>222088768See>>222088531
I should catch a bus. What're they gonna do, arrest me? lmao
>>222088761i don't interact with my coworkers and don't even go to the office and i still got a salary increase this year
>>222088366I feel like when people are saying this they're not actually thinking what they're saying, people with down syndrome are largely quite happy and murdering them isn't some loophole out of your moral responsibility
>>222088791something is seriously wrong with you
>>222088791your mental illness is evidently real however
>>222088348why were those girls chasing him?
>>222088791meltdown
you guys notice sikhs and black people aren't in pubs much
>>222088348upskirt photo of their panties and sniffed their arses
>>222088757scr
>flag filtered. no time for you morons who fried your brain with social media and now pretend to have a mental illness.
>>222088825touched them up on the train would be my guess
>>222088808nah mate it’s fine to just murder them cause you see the parents would be burdened by the extra attention a child with down syndrome hasthis is right and fine.
Lovely thread today.Godmong spamming his theories of GodMentalillnessmongs talking about their mental illnessesPoliticsmongs on another Novack meltdown
>>222088537I've seen the longer video. The entire squad is just off camera. Why was he the only one not with them?
Any Spectrum ZX lads in?
400mg L-Theanine, 15 minute walk, 10 minutes staring at wall.This is how you reset your brain in the middle of the day after too much doomscrolling between work and meetings.
I'm fed up of being dragged kicking and screaming into things, just once I'd like to be led gently.
about to go to my useless hobby that i only picked up to meet other people but haven't actually made any friends in almost 3 years
>>222088845Battered that nonce
>>222088537deserved for hanging off the rim
will we all be getting pissed up when the world cup is on? just a good excuse isn't it
why so serious, /brit/?
>>222088864>his theories of God*truthThe truth that there is truth. Paradoxically, if there is no truth, that is a truth, and there is truth. Truth implies being. A truth and a being make a good. Father, Son and Holy Spirit.
>>222088892yes will also be trying to watch as many games as possible
>>222088885What is it? I started bouldering and turned a mere acquaintance into a sort of friend over the course of two years.
>>222088900Autistic melty
>>222088864Threads been very grim for the past week mostly down to that mong who posts in lowercase and in short form sentences
>>222088906tennis. it's shite
Anyone else think it's bad that we can post anything here like it might be better if we had to watch what we said to not develop into freaks? Like maybe redditors and other posters have to think before saying evil things in fear of getting banned? But we just say anything we want no matter how ugly?
Don't know whether I should wank or cry
Anthony Head has died
>>222088922>who posts in lowercase and in short form sentencesThat's 90% of the posters here.
>>222088926stfu niggerface
Farts reek of cottage pie
Anyone got a Thermos?Might get a Thermos
>>222088945He writes his shitposts with a certain cadence that makes him stick out
>>222088970A shitposting poet if you will.
>>222088923Yeah fair play that does sound shite. Not really one for doing anything that requires anyone else or competition because I don't like losing and usually can't win so just don't have fun.
>>222088916I’m actually very calm i’m going to play battlefield
>>222088922sorry
>recognising the cadence of shitposter's postsTime to take a break buddy.
I'm the Shakespeare of shitposting.
>>222088937More like Richard Head>>222088963Everyone's got vaccuum flasks now, I only ever use it for water but there's no reason I couldn't put hot bevs in it. Would just need to carry a separate cup around I suppose.
>>222088937His wife was only 62 when she died recently
I have decided to drink alcohol tonight x
Racoon girl detected!!
>>222089009I'm the Michael Jordan of drunk driving
mr pooman dun dun dun dun dun dun dunpoo me a dream
>>222089036
I'm the Michael Jackson of noncing.
im not a shitposter, im a shitpoet
>>222089051Screaming
>>222088380If nobody can prove God's (in)existence then agnosticism (admitting that you don't know whether God exists) is rational. One day science might give us a fuller understanding of the universe, to the point where we can be more confident in God's (in)existence.
>>222089062I want her to eat the biggest meal of her life and strap her arse around my face for the next 48 hours.
Gio Scotti stabbed Alysa
>>222089051>lefty: You eat cheeseburgers you hypocrite
>>222089091my two waifus fighting again
>>222089046
oh nooo not the freaking pupperino!!!*shoves 6 bacon rashes down the hatch*
me on tinder
>>222089062Corrr, she's lovely
>>222089104well the execution on this is just shite isnt it
>>222088730good riddance
can't understand redditi posted a very helpful comment on a piss drinking subreddit identifying the studio that made the sceneover 1200 people have read it and presumably a decent amount had a good wank because of me but i only got 5 upvotes
>>222089090You can just want to have normal sex with women, there's no need to be crude.
>>222089129i got banned for making a joke you see so i can't upvote
leftypol munching on his border collie and pangolin stewhe's very tolerant you see
>>222089147first day here?
>>222089129Unregistered and logged-out users account for approximately 50% of Reddit's overall web traffic
>>222089129You only get updoots for agreeing with the herd or doing shit puns or recycled jokes. If you ever have an opinion or anything useful you get ignored or relentlessly downvoted. It helps to remember that it's 90% bots and children (might as well be the same thing)
always stew with you isn't it rorke?
>>222089129i always get upvoted even though all i do is post racist anti-migrant rhetoric on uknews
>>222089160Unfortunately not
>Anthony Head, 72, died after complications due to pneumoniaWhy are fit and rich people coming down with pneumonia in the first place? Thats a poor persons illness
>>222089129i've never been able to make a post on reddityou need "karma" to post on every subreddit but to get karma you need to make postswhen i tried to make posts anywhere i was shadowbannedfunnily enough most posts seem like they come from bots
>>222089217my mate had it and didn't take it seriously until he was about to die. thought it was just flu or something
>>222089217starmers britain
>>222089217how the fuck do you even know who any of these people are, is the average here 40?
Still on the hunt for a more scrumptious are than this. Don't think it exists.
do nasa know if you're having a wank on the iss?
>>222089217Think the COVID jab hens are coming home to roost
Japanese curry is peng imo
>>222089247plenty of us lads are 40+. this was revealed in an another thread (zoomers went mental at this revelation)
>>222089252imagine the stench that thing is kicking off
>>222089282
WEEKEND STARTS NOWGO GO GO
>>222088475sounds acceptable desu
leftypoless on a mad one
>>222089225I recently saw a screengrab of a reddit op and at the end the poster had put something like>I hope I've explained things clearly and I don't wish to make any generalisations that might offend and I think I've laid out my opinions clearly and I don't think I've said anything deliberately offensive to get the post removed and I understand if I may have expressed myself too biasedly but I don't think the mods will find cause to remove this postthey're all fucking terrified of saying anything
jack daniels down the gulletsipping on fruity cider we balling
said i would clean the flat this weekend and therefore be sober tonightbottle of gin only went and fell into my basket in tesco there didnt itoh well
>>222089305NEED a ginger art slag gf
>>222089326gin is so rank. what do you have it with?
>>222089323can't drink until tomorrow, me
>>222089326you dun goofed but enjoy it lad
>>222089316leftypol absolutely loves cultivating atmospheres of fear and suspicion.
>>222089316they're all fucking terrified of saying anything
they're all fucking terrified of saying anything
>>222089344tonic or that cloudy lemonade with the cheeky little dog on it
>>222089305She had it set on whore
>>222089326i just got a decision in principle for my first incel flat
hunter biden is the last real nigga on earth
Suicide awareness. Be aware suicide is always an option.
What is the best way for IT job hunting in UK?>inb4:register on 1000 sites and pray
>>222089380sc
>>222089380and thats a good thing
>>222089397apply for IT jobs
>>222089397the it market is absolutely raped fucked and gaped right nowhad recruiters bother me with a senior dev role for 40k
>>222089397google
rorke's bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs6yseO7f4w
>>222089397I use linkedin, just make sure you've got certs and experience buzzwords on your profile and try not to be indian and you've got a good chance
>>222089397you wait until the AI bubble pops
>>222089316There should be a middle ground between 4chan and Reddit. The problem with 4chan is too little moderation (racism is allowed, which is unlike real life, where racism is usually unacceptable). But the problem with Reddit is your entire posting history is viewable by anybody in the world. Even if you don't put your real name on there, someone could possibly identify details of your life or your writing style (especially with AI). Thus the fear of saying anything, like you say.
>>222089326Good lass
I met rorke.She's black.
>>222089432was expecting to see the outline of a knob when she spun around
>>222089426i really want to leave my job but i know anything else will be a downgrade right nowi was hoping by this time (10 years experience) i'd be on 100k but i'm stuck at 80k now for the rest of my life and can't even switch company
Might get the Fleetwood Mac on
>>222089468rorke isn't bent
>>222089452i just make up stories on both about my life or views to get yous and replies desu
>>222089316>you've given the impression you tolerated a right wing dog whistle view and gave the fascist the opportunity to put forward their arguments without punching them in the face>user has been banned for this post
Faint smell of manure wafting across Harrogate this afternoon
>>222089500bit sad
Microshit is soooo bad lol
in the market for a filum to watch tonight with my gin
>>222089529The Edge (1997)
i make 32k
>>222089388>prostitutes>underage relatives>his brothers grieving widow>strippersa narcassist incapable of forming human bonds with anyone that can't be paid or manipulated
I'm sorry, but this is utter garbage. "English" is not an ethnicity.Asian is an ethnicity, Caucasian is an ethnicity, Black is an ethnicity..."English" is not an ethnicity, England itself it's a social construct, thus it's a national identity.If you are a white person who has a full family history in Europe (yes, that includes the UK), then your ethnicity is that of a Caucasian.You can be Japanese at the national identity level if you have citizenship as a Caucasian, but that doesn't make you Asian.Saying that it's "racist" to even suggest that "English" is not an ethnicity completely undermines the rampant racism that goes on everywhere, you are actively trying to diminish the meaning of the word.Now watch me get downvoted by the actual racists who refuse to acknowledge the fact that England is a social construct, all because they feel left out that others can claim the racism card and they can't.Can you be racist to white people (aka Caucasians?), yes you can. But someone from Wales who takes the piss out of an English bloke for being English doesn't make him racist.We - as British people - take the piss out of the French all the time, and they to us. There's a long standing history of piss taking between the two nations. But neither is racist.
legitimately trying to understand what the fuck this means>what is the capital of france?how can this question be rewritten in a gender-neutral way?
Should we all pitch in and get a narrowboat to live on
>>222089554ktim
>>222089529Fallen Angels
>>222089481Good choice, can't go wrong. For me it's tango in the night, rumors and tusk in that order.
>>222088254
>>222089058ZASED
blokes in here complaining they're making 80k a year while i get rejected from all the cleaner jobs at hotels i'm applying to and make 0k a year
>>222089432seen her fanny
>>222089566geography is male coded. so you ask "where is the show emily in paris based in" instead
>>222089559funny how yankified this is but they don’t even understand the yank definition of ethnicity
>>222089607Tried being a frumpy middle aged woman? That seems to be the prerequisite for cleaners
>>222089481https://youtu.be/DfAXEBywwMI
>>222089217my uncle had this thankfully he's still alive but his short term memory is fucked
>>222089627No, I'm a strapping young lad instead
>>222089607that's grim but i think they only take third world middle aged women for those jobs
>>222089566hopefully less gobledygook science and maths questions
cat vs bbc
bought myself a Honda CBF125 lads
>>222089559>England is a social construct
>>222089674Um
>>222089566fucking hell. cannot wait for Reform to dismantle the BBC. get the corrupt fuckers gone
>>222089705>>222089705>>222089705
Why do pubs smell so enticing?
>>222089685Nice bikeI want a C125, maybe I can get one and we can go on rides together or something
>>222089716last pub i went to had to sit a bit near the loos and it stank of loo
>>222089715i thought they were built in romania...
>>222089716crisps and stale beer mmmm
>>222089716they used to when smoking indoors was permitted
>>222089715You're not clever
>>222089716Association I think. Don't think old beer smell is actually nice you just connect it with being lovely and drunk in a pub.
>>222089724/brit/ biker gang
New>>222089759>>222089759>>222089759
