In Remembrance edish
>>222091338>222091338wtf is this truethat's mentalythat' sway too muchdo girls actually like sex? that's so fucking kbzioarre why would u like a willy inside you
diego you ever squeeze your cock lad?
I don't have any friends to watch the world cup with and I don't have tv in my flatshould I just go to the pub by myself and watch it there?
Japanese motherhttps://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2062531266151677953/vid/avc1/720x1208/4W5pPUEWLtIN0s54.mp4
>>222091537the lovely corpse bride
been eating slop for the past few months. if i actually lived with a woman she would be completely appalled
qtneed a gf like that it'd make me very happy
nth for the holodem
/brit/ will pay its respects to Anthony Head but have not seen a SINGLE mention of MOBO awards founder Kanya King today. Think we know which side /brit/'s bread is buttered.
>>222091590>>222091607smokes lets go
I'd rather be lonely this way then lonely in a relationship
>>222091586you are not japanese pvt ramirez
>>222091586ai
why are we bombing these people again?
Just wrote a pathetic groveling email to shekelbergit not riteshould be sieging Tenochtitlan with Sir Hernan Cortes or doing battle with the apache
Japanese motherhttps://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2062773731525836800/vid/avc1/1206x2144/kSMMijjxIWACEw2N.mp4
>>222091582yeah i'll probably do the same haha
>>222091630holy false binary coparooni batman
>>222091642you are not japanese pvt ramirez
>>222091622To be fair I don't know who any of these people are, there is a section of /brit/ who stay silent because they don't know what the fuck is going on
>>222091586you bugs aren't supposed to breed, do we need to drop another insecticide load
>>222091586https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/mother_2020Good film that
>>222091639britain is bombing who?
>>222091639a middle eastern 10/10 mogs any other ethnicity 10/10I stand by this to the grave
Poor bloke
diego needing a ladder to make his pub order
>>222091658had a good spaff to this recently
why dont they make a dog who can be left alone like a cat so i can have a dog despite being single and working full timeif anyone needs mans best friend it's us incels
Had a decent 30th birthday lads.Feels weird being this old.
so glad i'm asexual
test
>>222091695u ain't old homeboy shut ya trapget jacked and get that pussy
have to go out shopping but need to wait for bastarding washing machine to finish first
>>222091676>>222091678you, us, israel are bombing cure iranian and middle easterns
>>222091691dogs can be left alone if you train them correctly
>>222091586
>>222091695lmao i remember when i thought 30 was oldfuck me imagine when i remember that my age now (in the 40s) is old and then i will be thinking it isntfuck sake ladsage is mental
>>222091721gotta bomb somebody mate something to do isnt it
I don't think anybody should bomb anybodyLet's be bloody peaceful
>>222091721Fucked up this post. Too drunk to type properly.
>>222091687The scene where she's on the floor crying and begging for her ex husband to leave?Crying women are so fit it's unreal
can't believe we're bombing the cure
>>222091719you can just go out
>>222091648I'm in london too so if you tell me which pub I might join you
>>222091721>usuk isn't bombing anyone mate, get your facts straight
really cravign skittles, tangdastics, habiro starbix
thinking of LYING on my CV so people accept me, anyone know how often people care to check for such shit?
>>222091755well deserved. if you can't rape em you gotta bomb them
>>222091691yeah I mean I don't know. I don't know why they don't do that*turns around to see if there's anyone else to talk to*
stella sex chebs
>>222091768i pretended to be gay for diversity points and nobody checked
ignore that buffoon, anyone who doesn't know about the anglo-american military apparatus isn't worth taking seriously
>>222091734do you reckon if they had looksmaxxing in the 1950’s you could’ve ascended?
belay that
"pretended"
wayhey>They've got that Friday feeling! Epsom Derby revellers dress to impress in thigh-skimming frocks and plunging necklines as they join stars like Lottie Moss and Charlotte Hawkins at Ladies Dayhttps://www.dailymail.com/lifestyle/article-15876715/Theyve-got-Friday-feeling-Glamorous-Epsom-Derby-revellers-dress-impress-thigh-skimming-frocks-plunging-necklines-kick-weekend-Ladies-Day.html
>>222091768only thing checking your CV is the AI nowrecruiters aint reading that shit
wanking a gay willy
>>222091814>>stars like Lottie Moss and Charlotte Hawkinsliterally who
>>222091816i often apply to middle of nowhere small places though
>>222091837Lottie Moss and Charlotte Hawkins
>>222091590my stomach seems to handle stuff like frozen and tinned better than fresh
>>222091837
>>222091768thinking of writing 'expected first class' even though I have 68% averageany thoughts?
dropping bombs on women, yay or nay?
anti-processed food nutjobs would have you out there eating berries and twigs!!!
French leftypol police bothering our top rorke for his free speech
>>222091837very easy to figure out given the rampant nepotism of modern industry
>>222091681>you know nothing
>>222091731That first one seems like she does well in school
>>222091816this is falsehad a final round interview for an internship and the interviewer had my cv printed out on his desk and spent the first 20 minutes asking me questions about it
>>222091852at the very least theoretically expected
>>222091888That interviewer's name? Albert Einstein.
someone explain the retarded tattoos that these retards getit's just random shit inked onto random parts of their body
wait not so easy it's her half sister not her daughter
>>222091537was the woman irish?
>>222091888that's why my point, if you do get to the final stage someone will be reading it in front of you for first the first time asking you questions. nobody is doing background checks before interviewing you.
weekend plans guys?
Really don't get the appeal of going out to restaurants It's all overpriced garbage for middle class wankers
>>222091888sounds like a gay porn i just watched
its official i have acquired a gf after 23 years of inceldom
>>222091731fuckin minefield out there guys
>>222091762lmao yeah mate that's why im homealoneeveryfrdiaynight co sim out meeting bri tposters at the pubu on a mad one>>222091938STAY AT HOMEREEEEEEEEEEE
>>222091876sup cutie x
>>222091946post her tits
>>222091946you betrayed trucelsget the fuck out of my sight
>>2220919461. fuck off neurtoypical2. blog on3. fuck you4. HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT TEACH US YTOUR WAYSSSSSSSS
>>222091957sup sweetie
tattoo chuds seething once againtattoos on women make them look sexy, deal with it
>>222091908it's a true story matewas for a finance role>>222091931actually the first stage was a hr screen where a lady also asked a few questions about my cv>>222091942aha x
>>222091984not a fan personally
>>222091968the way a woman wanks is like if we wanked by just tickling the top of our bellend
>>222091946you're a fucking disgrace lad
my advice is don't be bitter. have to laugh
>>222091938Depending on the weather I want to get some garden work done, got some torbay palms I'd like to transfer to bigger plantersYou?
>>222091968ok
>>222091976just dont be ugly
>>222091983post some sexy light skinned black men for the lads x
>>222091939real incisive this post, bet you're a riot at parties with your incellious autistic opinions
is it true every girl has their first orgasm the first time they ride a pony and that's why they love and want to shag horses and dogs
>>222091921english but of irish heritage
Got 9 hours sleep Had a wank Had a coffeeHad a poo
>>222092004Haha yeah
>>222092037you responded to sacked tranny bait
>>222092051that's how i wank. honestly it's kino and you should try it
>>222092066haha he can't lift that!
>>222091938probably drink too much feeling sorry myself after the mother cancelled our plansliterally only human cotnact and she'd rather do overtime
>>222091889still a lieI think I'll also select the 'first class honours' option on the drop down menus
>>222091946ever shag her up the arsehole*chorus* the arsehole, the arsehole *chorus*
>>222092066animals in the gym just like on pokemon
>>222092080something about english landscaped gardens gives me a strange feeling that's mostly good but with a twinge of something odd, i suppose because of how unnatural and foreign it is to me
>>222091946how do you do it lad? I'm a 22 year old virgin
>>222091657just immitating overseasdrop to them?https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/2062712415733874688/pu/vid/avc1/576x812/bzp8ZWeILhe5qNp6.mp4
>>222092115surely it is the most natural type of garden?
>>222092066would love to drop that kettlebell on its head
WAHEY
>>222092037Rattled
>>222091946it's not 23 years of inceldom if you're only 23. it would only be 7 years of inceldom since you shoudn't be shagging a gf when you're under 16
>>222092149i live in the forest so it's all a bit odd
leftypol's reality is like meet the pyro
>>222092066Henchberg
>>222092115>Those trees and grass? Unnatural
>>222092170you can be an incel starting from preschool and it has nothing to do with sexno i will not elaborate
>>222092177>the forestthere is actually more than one forest
>>222091984I like good looking tattoosA lot of women have shit tattoos like crystals or dog paws, also don't like tattoos that are poorly doneOr tattoos of magic runes or whatever on their stomach near their womb like anime porn
>>222092170cap. Kids starting going to 3rd base at 13 years old easily
i'm a momcel
Watched the Buffy episode "Once More With Feeling" today and then Giles' actor dies. Bizarre.
>>222092198right well i think i know a little bit more about where i live than you do
>>>/lit/25323664>>>/lit/25323664>>>/lit/25323664
had two girls ask me out at primary schoolsaid no to bothstill a virgin
>>222092198exposed his bizarre little lie what a fucking dickhead he is
>>222092191'>>222092207not officially
>>222092229i had two girlfriends at the same time in primary school. what a crazy dinner hour that was
>>222092238hes not gonna shag you bro
>>222092224mate I've done youI've sen you flying
>>222092046i don't understand females who commit suicide even though they are born with decent looksjust remember that there are over 500 million indian women on earth
>>222091976met her on a game and she lives same state so added on irl socials
>>222092229ktim but with every girl in secondary school. Don't know why I did it. I asked one girl out and she said no, thoughever.
>>222092262trees just see the whole world as a forest with bits of ugly little desert and human trash piles interrupting their realm, like your lovely gardens
>>222092263this should maybe clue you in to it being about something other than looks
>>222092260you'll have a mouth agog when you see him post in here that he wants to shag my arse for posting that
>>222092263what fucking wrong with indians bro? what's you're problem?
>>222092272diego looking up league of legends tutorials on youtube now
the kid from adolescence just had a bad lawyer. i could have gotten him a much lighter sentence . crimes of passion during the hormonal changes of puberty shouldn't even count as crimes
>>222092162wtf
harrogate mentioned
you a cap ahh niggaI'm a woke ahh niggawe ain't the same type
bodied that snoynigger
i think it's a waste to set the new GTA in florida, if they had set it in brazil it would have been much more intriguingsting and could tell a fresh story
unfunny aussie spamming in the dead of night again is he
actually unfathomable that girls wants exor that girls think about boys in even 1/10th of the intensity we think about themjust midn bogglingand after all that still never been able to find a owman who wanted to spend romantic time with me lmaoutter state of it>>222092272wtf what gamehow did you transition from that to irland then dating wtfhow on earth u manag ethis
My friend in secondary asked me out but I didn't think she was fit so I said no, but by the time we got to year 11 she was very pretty and when we went to uni she was genuinely one of the most attractive women I'd ever seen and I fucked that up because she was a bit ratty and a gingermy own worst enemy really
>>222091946Kick him off the team!
>>222092263people who luck out on things like looks, talent, personality are unsuited to dealing with rejection, trauma, failure.
>>222092354must be a day that ends in y
>>222092363Why the long face?
>>222092353gta is in part a satire of american society no one knows anything about brazilin society except brazilians
Far Cry in Brazil would actually work. The ethereal weird tribal sections in the Far Cry games would work there too with the Amazonian Tribes.Kind of made how like 50 percent of the Amazon is still unknown and people think there are still uncontacted tribes in there
>>222092371come pub to watch the wc with me and I'll find u a bird
>>222092352screaming catberge set that manchild flying
Got to go out and use the spoons WiFi to download my app because I've only got two gbs left
>>222092263Mental health innit
>>222092407well americans already know about american society so we want to hear something differentand the next red dead redemption should be in the australian outback
>>222092282Terrifying. Unnatural even.
>>222092372Know what you mean. When I got to sixth form I started noticing how cute the shy unpopular girls were. All those years lusting after the top tier girls when I could've been making progress with one of them
*explodes*
>>222092371overwatch we just talked in game hten discord then socials then irl i got no advice for you because im an incel spiritually still
>>222092427do you not have broadband at home you weird freak
>>222092435all that make up and she still looks worse than meand I'm a virgin man
>>222092352cracked me up
how the FUCK do you write a cv how can I sell myself when I have done fuck all with my life and my cunt stepdad won't let me go on autism bennies cunt fucking cunt
>>222092227now you've done it
business idea: sci-fi gta. then the setting doesnt matter as its entirely fictional.
>>222092371diego the core problem is youre unpleasant to talk to, argumentative and spitefulthats why youre lonely, you wont fix your attitude
>>222092399BDP pinky
>>222092483:)
>>222092479Is this why no one accepts me? I have fuck all writing on my CV, do normies seriously love reading this life stories?
>>222092372Same situation with a Greek girl who was stunning but had a big nose. I turned her down and then she got a nose job and everyone wanted to fuck her. Blew it.
>>222092479good bait CV. i very much enjoyed reading it
>>222092436>well americans already know about american society so we want to hear something differentcapamericans think brazil is in mexico
>>222092479>Eternally yours
>>222092409#doubt>>222092454makes no sense>>222092479whoever did this ia fucking spastic you start with your highest education and you certainly dont include primary schollr osecondary lmaoif your 18 maybe your a levels but not primary school lmao
>>222092479look up the cambridge uni careers service and see the examples and advice they have thereyou can download a template too
>>222092435shes fit. Why is she not with a boyfriend? Mad how fit girls like this are just wandering around
>>222092479holy shit mate if you wrote that you have a career in comedy that's fucking hilarious so many easter eggs
>>222092525ok well then i suppose it could be an educational experience then you CUNT
>>222092479cracking CV
place your soiled garments within me
>>222092535she dead
>>222092469You're off your crocker
>>222092289>>222092299>>222092383think about itpretty women who are a mess in every way are still socially acceptable, but women who are great in every way and have an ugly appearance become radical feminist lesbians and turn into social terrorists
>>222092563mental
>>222092530what u want from me
Saw a girl while driving to dogpark who was in very see through white trousers and a thong and I nearly crashed my stupid car trying to stare at it. Unbelievable what they'll go out in. It's a good thing. Got a free local festival thing tomorrow and I am going to LOOK while drinking beers
>>222092569feels a bit bad to ask as she is dead but i don't suppose I can have a look at her boobies can I?
>>222092569desperately need a bpd depressed mentally ill daddy issues emo goth bitch to rim my arse
this guy whos sexually obsessed with the dead girl is weird af lowkey
>>222092592HOW TO ESCAPE THE INCELZONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHOW DID U MANAGE TO GET HER TO MEET YOU FOR A DATE THEN ESCALAT ETO GF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
it's easier than ever to lie on CVs these days. you're gonna be asked to interview on Teams anyways so just do a week of research on the stuff you lied about and have notes up on a second screen
>>222092602i do this all the time while drivingzoomers in fucking hot pants just strutting abouthave to resist the urgent to hong the horn
>>222092569I am fitter than herobviously she is a woman and has boobs but yeah I look like what she is trying to look like, without any make upand I'm a virgin man
we don't need no steenkeen badges
SHould I start wearing jewellery? My sister in law bought me a bunch of jewellery and I don't know what to do with it.
>>222092627we all are you niggerbabbling aussie faggot
>>222092372>>222092439>>222092518Imagine how hot Ruby is going to be!
painting my nails black and wearing a ring with a skull on it
>>222092662very few men can pull off jewellery without looking like a fag
>>222092631just asked mate we talked on discord voice calls for a while first
>>222092631come pub for footie and I'll show u how
>>222092643Just like pajamas and a boob tube. Or yeah hotpants that are literally the size of actual pants. Mental. Must be fucking brutal being the dad of a teenage girl at the moment.
>>222092678need to pull those down and tongue her holes
you'd think with an arse like ruby's she'd be on onlyfansfucking waste of a pawg arse
>>222092678pert bottom
>>222092627he's wrong in the head
>>222092681cap rings and a chain look fine
>>222092602looking? it's a crime
>>222092667Kys you genetic mistake. Creepy little fucker with a pedo fetish.
https://youtu.be/AbnjhNfLeCI?si=b9otHk2sPWlZHLqMcrying
>>222092689how on earth would u even pull during the footy everyone thre to watch the game and almost certainly already in large groupsat best engaldnw in and you get chatting to some girl who only went out with girls instead of with the boys as well
>>222092678>covered webcam
>>222092435If that woman had come to South Korea or Japan, she would have opened a YouTube channel and become an overnight millionaire. Even European and American women who are much uglier than her become successful E-Celebs with hundreds of thousands of subscribers in Seoul and Tokyo simply because they are white.
>>222092678ruby that's not normal!
>>222092631Not surprising that Diego is a freak
>>222092678Abysmal arse
engaldnw
what time is that video games thing on
the gyaldem posting has gotten out of hand in recent weeks
>>222092723*stares at you sexily*
>>222092678THIS BITCH TAPING HER WEBCAM AYOOOOOOO WHAT IS SHE LOOKING AT
>>222092439It not right
>>222092439the literla incel cope lmao why they getr yellowfever etcunable to pull anyoen decent looking so trick yourselv einto thinking the uglies aren't so badSTATE OF OYU
>>222092723Yeah but I'll have sunglasses on which makes it perfectly legal actually
>>222092723noticed africans on the bus always stare at the white girls with no shame
>>222092734people stay out after the football you neek they dont go home immediately
>>222092734magic things can happen at pubsthings that rational thought can't explain
I've experienced every single way to "meet women" and they have all failed. It's well and truly over.
>>222092764probably scared of obsessed freaks hacking into her computer
>>222092735mashing herself every nightlegs up on the deskcan't be too careful
>>222092709could just ask her
>>222092735she doesn't want footage of her flicking it to lead on the net from her hacked pcvery smarthowever, she needs to set up an onlyfans
>>222092780youre actually a dire individual no wonder no one will shag you
>>222092678BBL Ruby ark when
Isn't it funny that ALL the sexual harassment posters have been created for a PARTICULAR GROUP OF PEOPLE who were not here 50 years ago but for SOME REASON people think they are aimed at the ENGLISH.
u kno nufin jon snow (cause you can't remember anything)
>>222092802just dm'd her on insta
>>222092791been to pubs 1,000 of times and never pulled a girl in one not even once>>222092812hs?
>>222092689how do you plan on doing that
>>222092812chang
>>222092830>been to pubs 1,000 of times and never pulled a girl in one not even onceskill issue on your part
refusing to water my plant so that it grows big and strong
>>222092830just an unpleasant little goblin
>>222092826very sad news. Jon Snow is going to be upset when he finds this out
>>222092830just go to a no loads refused gay chemsex orgy at this pointits what i did
>>222092826>wife Precious Lungashe is 100% a blackie
might go into town tomorrow and look at them
>>222092830but u've not been with me>>222092837using my wingman skills
gf always refers to her bottom as her “shithole”bit unseemly
bit neeky in here atm for a Friday evening with all the careers talk
>>222092839?
>>222092737She was an aspiring actor at drama school, she might've jumped at an acting gig
>>222092871laddish behaviourdon't like this
>>222092866he is a manlet in his mid forties and a cretinous namefag on /brit/ to bootyou are going to need a strategy
>>222092853Sc
>>222092861ayezimbabwean
>>222092636what if I lie about being on track for a first?(or 'expected first class honours')when I am just below the threshold for a first?they'll check it and reject me, right?
>>222092871disgusting beast
>>222092871used to call my gfs arse her back fanny. she didn't like it. im single now like
>>222092904>Preciousafter the film?
>>222092830sat in the corner sulking like a freak 1000s of times and not once has it worked? shock!
right enough of this bullshit time for the CHUNNNEEEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L67foTqrsQc&list=RDL67foTqrsQc&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L67foTqrsQc&list=RDL67foTqrsQc&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L67foTqrsQc&list=RDL67foTqrsQc&start_radio=1>>222092847hs?>>222092840looks issue you mean>>222092857wtf ick go away>>222092866ok tell me what u do describe your last 5 pulls what u did step by step etc
gnashing on a raw frozen chiko roll
Sometimes think that black women look a bit like argonians from Skyrim Maybe it's just me idk
>>222092737that's truea danish woman living in seoul who is uglier and fatter than her has nearly 1 million subscribers
chemsex Share definitionFlagWhen you insert a test tube into your urethra (Typically male) and make a chemical reaction in the tube, allowing the reaction to fizzle all over the genitals involved.Person 1: Why were you screaming in the bathroom?Person 2: I just had chemsex last night and the oxidization burned my dick
>>222092871turd cutterchocolate bonbon factory
>>222092871your gf is a literal godess i would murder to hear such film from my prudish gf
>>222092905just focus on uni young un. get a job at maccies if you need some money. all you need for that is availability
>>222092871I’ve never been in a relationship
>>222092904Meanwhile in Africa, chinese incel bags hottie wog
grandad died this afternoon.
>>222092954need to do a placement next year
>>222092947dirty little balloon knot
fake diego confirmed
ULTRA RAPE
>>222092958lol that is so me
so many men like superhero crap
>>222092974well they're not going to check your grades anyways
Tesco finest margarita and ciabatta garlic bread for me. Load me up with carbs and soak them all in £7.50 red wine. Want to watch a dumb horror film on TV, anything new out? (Not watching camrips you imbecile)
any Aryan Beasts in
>>222092983so
>>222092986do they not?I've heard that after you get an offer there is a background check where they ask for your transcript
>>222092997im a black bastard
>>222092590Part of her charm innit
>>222092995wake in fright (avail on youtube)
dudes are now posting dead slags... grim
>>222092972:( sorry to hear that, I lost all my granddads years ago but it sucks
>>222092999she is 999999 times fitter than the baddiedem and galdyem
i think im celtic
wog pussy changed rorke
>>222093002i've never once submitted anything other than a CV
whats the lore on this diego guy whys he freaking out about incel stuff
over 24? it's over time for the dadbod
>>222092999It's not right>>222093025Steady now
>>222093031have you ever got an offer?
>>222092999need to shag her
>>222093002Been working professionally for 15 years and don't think I've ever had a job ask for proof of my qualifications. Think once they asked to see specific IT certs I had but nobody cared about school tests or my degree (probs because none of them are remotely relevant to my IT career)
>>222093014t. sandy hook dead girl poster
>>222093040um
>>222093039i've been employed for 10 years in various places
>>222093035He's a rabid Christian and (perhaps not coincidentally) doesn't have sex
Need the >>222222222 get for Katie
>>222092972rip
>>222092972F, I'm sorry lad
im a dark wavy haired celt who is supposed to live in a bog
yankposters are so cute
>>222093044>>222093051ah ok idk thenI was thinking about applying to do my placement at a hedge fund
>>222092972was he excited for gta 6?rip in any case
the so called new>>222093105>>222093105>>222093105
>>222093113s
>>222093103only because they’ve bullied into submission
>>222092928It's morning cobbee time here. No rum to put in my coffee though.
