>Protestants will look you straight in the eyes and tell you they are not part of deranged cult Why are they like this?
>>222091625protestant kino
>>222091625Kino
>>222091625This is like that British pub webm with the midget
>>222091625This dude should be praising odin or something instead
Why do Americans wear hats indoors?
>>222091704to cover their norwood
>>222091625every night I scroll through yt short lives and without fail this aussie WMBF couple are doing their pentecostal routine
>>222091625>>222091700Ehpesians 6, 10-12:>10 Finally, be strong in the Lord and in fthe strength of his might. 11 Put on the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the schemes of the devil. 12 For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against lthe cosmic powers over this present darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places.metal af
>>222091625imagine if that was a real sword and he accidentally beheaded the other bald fattie in the back
>bunch of people talking at the same timewho the fuck are you supposed to listen to ?
>>222091625Why do they always look like that? They always look exactly like that
>>222091704no manners barbarians
>>222091875God
>>222091822Fair enough if they want to theatrically act out the verses, I suppose.
>>222091625I'm so fucking tired of living in a Christian country I'm so tired of these fucking retards and their churches everywhere
>>222091875You're supposed to enter into trance through the repetition. Unga bunga dance around fire: christcuck edition.
>>222091625why are they dressed like 9yo children
I remember back in training I had the chance to attend a catholic mass and a protestant massthe catholic one was very traditional and formal, hymns, international choir, dress, everyone got jesus crackers. father was a very kind personprotestant one was like a country concert, literal country songs played in it, everyone in plain clothesI suppose it comes down to your personal preference but I liked the catholic one more
>>222091625I'm being asked to go do missionary work on western African countries and Poland. Should I go? Will I be beaten to death?
>>222091737yea
>>222091625Is the one with the sword Alex Jones?
>>222091625what's the problem
>>222092730That's literally just how the average American adult dresses That's what the average American outside of NYC or LA looks like
>>222091625.
>>222091625VPN off you scared bitch demon. Get exorcised faggot.
>>222092730Christians are straight so they don't care about fashion anymore since gays are now inextricably implanted into it
>>222093206no wonder the orange guy is in chargeyou should genocide like 50% of your population
>>222091625what happened to the traditional protestant lines? why are only the lunatics left
>>222092730that's just how americans dress bro
>>222091625protestants would have a fucking heart attack just entering a catholic church i swear
>>222093728I'm Protestant and went to Catholic school, I also took the virginities of a dozen Catholic girls and they're going straight to hell, I'll be fine tho.
>>222093728I've been to several, they're not much different to Anglican
>>222093947Anglicans are barely protestant. Just catholics without Pope
>>222091625i have protestant fatigue
>>222094189Why, because they're better than you. Do Protestants flood Catholic shitholes or is it the other way around?
>>222093450God I wish
>>222091625So fucking glad I left Christianity I'm Buddhist now
>>222093439>dressing like toddler to own the libs
>>222091625sovlbut isn't it dangerous to swing that thing around like that
Are Anglicans the cultivated mans denomination?Not protestant cringe while also dropping the hypocritical trad-carh larp. Just ritural, ceremony and a love of being in the presence of God.
>>222091625idig what is he protesting with that sword
>>222094860The only one in danger is the enemies of God!
>>222094875>dropping the hypocritical trad-carh larp
>>222094884Your kind desu
>>222094860It's plastic
>>222092730show me how one should dress
>>222091625What's cultish about a group of people having fun and doing a TikTok?
evangelicals are the scum of the earth
>>222091625Imagine all the lifted F150s and Rams in the parking lot
>>222091625those are Evangelicalsregular Protestantism is quite sober and I like it desu, even though I was raised Catholicthis is a Lutheran hymn I like, it's called Jesus my confidence: https://youtu.be/-pc_u2ahWCQ
>>222097082do Germans recognize thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXfTsHzKmxw
>>222097747I don't, maybe ones raised Lutheran would. Beautiful hymn though. My favorite one is this: https://youtu.be/EvG0TrsJd3c
>>222098001It was literally written by Luther.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAreHOrxrVM
>>222098001its basic militarity related hymn that people hear during those times. It was made by Luther.I just know that Germans sang this with Finnish whites when they held a military marches in cities they freed from Finnish redsits interesting how hymns are so different from country to countryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e910Nqz4RUYanother one by Luther which is also like top 3 known hymns in Finland
>>222091625Who is the target audience?
>>222091625These are not really protestants.It's a entirely different cult.Closer to judaism than anything the OG protestants envisioned
>>222092824Kek
>>222092422>>222091875It's a modern day bacchanalia.The followers of Dyonisus also entered in trances like that
>>222098312sovl vs sovlless tbqhwy
>>222098169>>222098221well, I never even attended a Lutheran mass. I only ever went to Catholic churches.
>>222093363Aren't tattoos haram o algo asi
>>222091625People can worship as they please, don't be judgmental.
>>222098347Yea as long as sovl remains a codeword for dystopian.
>>222093460They all became atheists.North Europe was the backbone of Protestantism for many centuries
>>222094263>Do Protestants flood Catholic shitholesUnfortunately they do.Not the normal protestants thoNow we entire evangelical countries in central america
>>222098349I've only been few times by myself but I've heard these mostly during my time in school and other stuff
>>222098440>Now we entire evangelical countries in central americaIt's actually grim
>>222092908If the African countries are not in an active civil war between Christian and Muslim factions, it's not too bad. In Poland, you will be beaten up by drunk Poles if they catch you alone looking like a soft target at night.
>>222098349>>222098461If you're interested, you can hear the entire 2013 edition of the Norwegian hymnal performed:https://tv.nrk.no/serie/salmeboka-minutt-for-minuttLots of Norwegian songs obviously, but many of the 899 songs are in common use all across Europe.
>>222098729oh the first one I recognize alreadyits been on new lately because its traditionally sang in school and now there some fedora hatted atheists who sue the schools for violating their religious freedom while the state has usually determined it as national hymn and not strictly religious practice
>>222098505It's past time for us to start killing them
>>222096813I live in Texas unfortunately. I don't have to imagine Those retards are everywhere
>>222098857I'm Portuguese-American. Thank you for speaking our language. I'm a fucking LARPer because I'm 1/4th but it's my father's father so I have the last name of one
>>222098803Yeah, that one's popular in all Nordic countries.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dejlig_er_jorden
>>222098957oh nvm for some reason I heard another song but this is a familiar one as wellhttps://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Den_blomstertid_nu_kommer?useskin=vectorthis one is what I am talking about
>>222098312except the ones on the right literally rape children and fund pro-multiculturalism campaigns in the tens of billions
Catholics don't even like the pope anymore so I don't know why they still bother with that cult
>>222099016Oh yeah, I would assume much of the Finnish hymnal is of Swedish origin, for the same reason ours is mostly Danish or Swedish. We didn't really start writing our own hymns (with a few exceptions like Petter Dass) until the 19th century national awakening, which happened to correspond with the rise of the free church movement.
>>222093947How did you do it? Wasn't your cock cut off at birth?
>>222099087As a person without religion I only respect the old churches which are catholics and those variants of orthodox ones. What I respect is that exact adherence to the set tradition. In protestantism I see a modernized form of (normal protestantism) it that went more along with the cultural shifts.However whatever Shartian Proddies are supposed to be is entirely beyong my understanding.
I would never associate with christians, that shit is gay as hell, but Luther was a truke machine gun. Incredibly based
>>222092422>>222098334Pentecostalists tend to be the most openly 'expressive' when it comes to entering trances or being extremely physically active during mass. They're an interesting group.
>>222099080Both are full of diddlers. So are public and private schools, sports leagues, boy scouts, and any organization that deals with children in any non-public context ever.
>>222099087Leo is pretty popular right now, to my knowledge.
>>222099080As far as im concerned catholics are the only ones with open statistics and punishments of pedos. The rest could just have official child rape dungeons for all anyone knows. Also I like universalism, you just dont know how good you had it.
>>222098394Why is there a portuguese flag there
>>222098932BasedDo you speak Portuguese?
>>222099087That's mostly a bitter phenomena.Tradcaths are just evangelicals that like catholic aesthetics
>>222093728Lutherans, Anglicans, Prebyterians, etc. wouldn't feel that out of place in a novus ordo Mass, they're extremely similar in structure. The strict Reformed conservative Protestants are the biggest mixed bag of them all. They can range from anything from a 2 hour ordered service just without the bells and whistles and incense, to Pastor Jim's rock concert.
>>222091625Americans*
>>222091933I don't know, you're the American, you tell us
>>222091625WTF where is the megachurch and the billionaire pastor on a zipline? This is unbiblical.>>222091679LEL thought of that too
>>222093363>Hates Catholics>Has a Jerusalem cross tattooed on his chestNever understood this particular protestant larp. Why not larp as hussites or whatever proto-prot heresy?
>>222098394I hate my country
>>222094875>AnglicansHave a female head of church (under King Charles) and also pro-homo iirc
Why am I even in this thread? Im never becoming christian anyways. Im off to jack off to porn.
>>222102287I mean that's just it, it's a larp. The only reason these types hate the catholic church is because it isn't violently crusading anymore
>>222102304have fun in hell
Proddies would be kino if they were the same insane crusaders for actual christianity and not whatever Israel worship they do.
why do all rural americans wear that exact same outfit down to the hat?
>>222098394Protestant zoomies.
>>222099670your flag has a cross on it, sven
>>222102304t. the damned
Papists are zutted cuckolds
>>222103250>he has no friends
>>222098394The Jesus circle pit
>>222098312>couple of good ol' boys dancing out of joy in the house of the Lord>cowed or bored spics snoozing off while some boomer does some pretentious performance artThe former is unironically way closer to how the original Christians practiced the faith.>>222098394>Israeli flag>Portuguese flag>picture of some random buddhist monkwhat is happening here?
>>222103635Please dont (you) me again. It stinks of moonshine when you do so.
>>222091625I've always wanted a sword because swords are fucking cool, but it's still somehow cringey to own one in 2026, ya know?
Am I the only one who doesnt consider white americans to be white? This is straight Ugandish behavior, there is nothing European left in these people
>>222103907Out of everything in that webm, owing a sword is not the cringe part, ya know?
For me the guys who fuck about with a stressed out venomous snake are my favourites. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_handling_in_Christianity
>>222091625American Christians are practicing the authentic version of the religion as it was in Jesus' time, you can see it everywhere in the way we evoke real miracles. What do Catholics do besides worship a pedophile?
>>222106257Lmao
>>222091625This is the exact type of liturgy envisioned by the Bible according to Pastor Bob's infallible exegesis
>>222093439Sure thing Judas
>>222106257Goddamn this makes me believe in Jesus
>>222091679loool, I can see that
