pacific north west edition
unrelated really
this dude came and fucked everything up
… supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching F1 show Monaco on sky sports F1 on my television via Sky stream in home …
might trebuchet myself out of town
any gay niggas in?
>odious little wormmaybe i just don't want to talk about men kicking a ball about for an entire month?
nth for asian boy princesses
thread's back on formno more neek topics
>>222096357what else will you discuss
let's reuse the edish the other lad did when this one's done, it's also a good one
>>222096372uhhh....
>>222096353Yeah, you
(8) hung a giant ass noose off my giant ass dick (8)
>>222096372pooslagsthe linguistic turn in analytic philosophycrisps
>>222096307hey my smelly bedroom is located in this edition
ain't that your girl?nah, it ain't my girli swear that's your girl?'course it ain't my girlshe got juiced up (oh well)she got jacked up (oh well)i swear that's your man?i ain't got no manyou was with that man?he was just any manhe got hotted up (oh well)he got whacked up (oh well)
>>222096402>the linguistic turn in analytic philosophywhat do you have to say about it?
>>222096346>No exact matches foundtim getting into ai?not good
Sneed's Feed and Seed, Formerly Chuck's
>>222096307Thinking of Oregon
>>222096383>All those cans Just a few Tim!
(8) rap snitchestellin' all their businesssit in the court and be their own star witness (8)
richard rorkety
farting up a right storm
can’t buy a fucking reply in this place tonight
tim must be constantly pissing into his nappy. always drinking beer or soda
>Starting to think those Fifa loss punishments where my mate used to pin me down and fart on my face might have been a gay thing on his end. >I'm shite at videogames he was always better, didn't really mind it honestly, it's just farts innit. If anything he conceded games a few times, picked shite teams and let me pick five stars he'd play like FC Pyongyang or whatever. I'm not very gassy though so half the time I'd not end up having a fart and instead just sitting on his face for five minutes straining.
>>222096483whats wrong pookie x
Memories of kisses, movie datesOh theySet me off, set me offNow I see you and you're doing greatOh yeahSet me off, set me offWanted love, wanted love but the dream is overMemories set me off 'til I'm boiling over
>>222096483*starts dryhumping you*
>>222096436mental how Wittgenstein convinced an entire generation of philosophers that the solution to their problems was just a linguistic riddle
>>222096486ummypops
>>222096487Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
>>222096498it's not really mental at all is it though
new botteganew bottegaprada-da
>>222096495MAGADELNA BAY ARE SHITEE I REGRET SEETING THEM AT OUTERNETTTTT(j/k)
>>222096487
>>222096526literally is though isnt it if you think about it
Hmmm yes now let's see what Adorno has to say about this
>>222096531did the singer offer to castrate you afterwards?
>>222096526dunno not really my area of expertise but certainly beats talking about men kicking a ball into a net
>>222096502
>>222096537this guy came out of nowhere and fucked everything up
>>222096537my upstairs neighbours
>>222096537he seems..... different
colleagues know I don't know about football and that but they're nice about itsome of them will still tell me about premier league matches and I'll say something silly like "Oh is England playing?" or I'll bring up retired footballers I remember from my childhood as if they're still playing. It's my go to strategy, I find it works much better than showing that I'm 100% disinterested and clueless
>>222096572she is `ummypop`
let's have some dicussion of the pacific northwest my lovely home and the thread edition pleasemight i remind you the canadian portion is entitled BRITISH columbia?
>>222096565no does she usually do taht?
>>222096602usually yeahshe fixed it for me
nth for the holodem
>>222096602sometimes yh
>>222096602one can hope
>>222096537Love how you can see exactly when the kid stops having fun
needle in the hayyyyyyy
where has everyone gone. its like a ghost town. surely theyre not all out shagging. its over
>>222096362Umm
>>222096601seems like paradise but i am stuck in ontario (hell on earth)
>>222096498bunch of widdle flies in the fly-glass :3 x
whenever i see myself in the mirror i think "this person deserves to be killed"
>>222096646only us super incels leveft on a friday night in summer haha
>>222096646im playing civ
british female pornstars saying "spunk" is such a fucking turn off>oh yeah give me that spunkshut the fuck up unc that ain't sexy
>>222096653what happens in calgary. they are begging for british policemen to enlist in calgary. the calgarian yearns for a taste of british justice
>>222096633Poor lad
>>222096672shut up coombrained retard nobody cares about your wanking habits
spunc
>To comfortably relocate to Argentina and assimilate into its vibrant Jewish community, you would ideally need a £100,000 to £250,000 win on Premium Bonds. This creates a reliable, tax-free passive income cushion to establish your life before securing local employment
>>222096672yeah glad I've never shagged a british girl
>>222096486Sayagaki
>>>/lit/25323664
>>222096660*gives you a hug*
go on spaff on me jubblies
>>222096677when i was there last time there were lots of vegans and meth heads this was quite a long time ago though surely you know calgary is very far from otnario
>>222096693won £600 this month:)
>>222096690back to /cum/ brother you ain't welcome here
i'm black
>>222096697um
>>222096735same bro
>>2220967232 months of my workshy pittance that
>>222096672CORR BLIMEY GUVNA YEV ONLY GONE AND DPAFFED SPUNK UP CLUNGE
>>222096699
been hit with the "you got any plans this weekend?" question. it's overshe already has plans so she's not asking me out
spunk from your knob is rushing into my fanny mate
do the scottish people still hold any animosity towards the english for what they did? i mean it was pretty brutal
No, Ashe is not canonically a dominatrix.She is the wealthy, rebellious leader of the Deadlock Gang, an outlaw group in the Overwatch universe. Her aesthetic—which includes sharp black-and-red clothing, a corset-style top, and her large omnic butler, B.O.B.—has sometimes drawn playful aesthetic comparisons to the archetype by parts of the community, but her official backstory and personality are that of a Western gunslinger and a hardened gang leader.
>>222096752don't be afraid to catch feels
>>222096752what does mt mean?
mate lost his high paying job as a software dev a year ago cant find another one now he delivers amazon parcels for a living
>>222096782Not in the slightest. The English are our greatest ally.
>>222096782brutality done to brutes
summer game fest starting soon ladscant wait for all the disappointment
>>222096771how do you have women messaging you
>>222096727
>>222096752some academic papers to be read
>>222096801
>>222096782do you still hold animosity for ariana grande for that time her plane broke down which was entirely out of her control
>>222096782we did worse to the welshhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dafydd_ap_Gruffudd#Capture_and_execution
Some good news
>>222096803did he lose his virginity at least
>>222096814idk just happens sometimes innit
YEAH LUH GO AN SPUNK UP ME MINGE YA DIRTY BASTID
rorke throwing his bowl of rice krispies back at his mother after she handed him it instead of a nutritious meal
>>222096831hope that's at least weekly
@gemini Does Juno have a boyfriend
>>222096829...yh
>>222096832hes got a kid so he's had sex at least once
>>222096831now you can go to yhe pub like you said you wanted to the other day
>>222096771Tell her you're going space to do maintenance on the mars rover
someone ask for a critique of this on cscareerquestions
>>222096853Yeah he's called Jupiter
>>222096862Mexico game is being shown at the local spoons n all
>>222096877based neoliberal bvll
>>22209678215k-20k drowned not enough
literally down £1k today and gfberg expects me to go out to celebrate her birthday tomorrowis she mentalthis weekend is scheduled for mourning
>>222096870give me the link and I shall
>saved up for 3 years before finally deciding to invest in the stock market>lost 50% of it in the past month
>>222096537bro moves like ai
>>222096831didn't know wages came this low
need bea to fix me
precious lunga
>>222096922the fuck did you invest in?the stock market has been doing pretty well for 3 months
>>222096412mine too
forgot my mobile phone so i was unable to retrieve my parcel from the amazon locker. hopefully the amazon man doesn't take it for himself
might become an irl streamer and nosedive my life with alcoholism
>>222096922>>saved up for 3 years before finally deciding to invest in the stock marketretarded>>lost 50% of it in the past monthespecially retarded to somehow lose in the current market
>>222096870What's the actual source for this
>>222096812FF7R part 3 will bring best girl(Jessie) back truss
>>222096957fucking idiot
>>222096957yet another umdip fuck up
https://youtu.be/j7zcIux80Kc?si=2_WujRy2yLQ_NOwd
>>222096957
>>222096975someone posted it earlier idk if they made it themselves
>>222096957bit silly wasn't it
i hate myself enough already you don't need to join in
>>222096959this could be youhttps://youtu.be/SUz6o02cq_M?si=i1MxzLugIwD8Mbws&t=547
found a man's lost phone on my incelwalk, picked it up and asked around at the local stores. He had just called one of them, looking for his lost phone. I saved the day. Day in the life of the White Man. With us gone, it'll all go to hell in a handbasket.
>>222096975/brit/ like 6 years ago
>>222097003Its been around for ages just want to know where it was originally posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOXD6f0vWgMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOXD6f0vWgMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOXD6f0vWgMthe video that got him reslected
>>222097003Do a file search on the archive and it's been posted a few times
>>222097016>onlyusemebladewhat the fuck I didn't know he was still aroundused to watch him all the time when I played cod
>>222097012nobody was being mean it's ok it was just a bit silly
>>222097012relieve your anger on catberghe deserves it
>>222097040>>222097016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk0AUE8ZvhA
>>222097040he's now a mad drunkwell he was recently, dunno what hes doing now in 2026
>>222097016surprised this cunt is still alive
>>222096537is that guy on heroin?
played basketball by myself in the pouring rain. i was worse than normal
>>222097063skip to 10:50 in the videocunt is that drunk hes just grunting to himself
>>222096955shall we meet for a pint
>>222097065yes
yeah we're just chilling but later we might rock out
i saw the morrisons "nigga"
>>222097016https://youtu.be/shkaaQo6z2A?si=fpQI3nPiNVk6cHeJFor me its kingcobrajfs (RIP)
>>222096957one time I was riding a taxi and when I sat down I realised that I cannot find my phone so I panicked and asked the driver to turn back so I could search for it but after we returned and I exited the car I realised I was literally sitting on it the whole time thankfully the driver was chill and said it's ok but when we arrived at my destination I puked in a bin out of stress and embarrassment
might go and buy some doughnuts and eat them
>>222097016Kek he inspired my post. What a grim lifehttps://youtu.be/Qhl6c0HvLSA
>>222097115with our cocks out?
>>222097129one day you may...
haven't pooed for 4 days lads
haha mrs browns boys on bbc1 right now lads. funny
It's called metal because it's harder than rock
>>222097063He's lost digits to drink, grim shit
>>222096307SOVL
>>222097147gothic badboy cowboy jus like me
give me one good reason i dont ape my inheritance into bitcoin at these prices
>>222097131зaпятaя, cлышaл?
>>222097187mad how her looks and body matched would eba n incel
>stay over at nanberg's>she texts me to ask 'what the glue like stuff is you've spilt on your bed'
>>222097168would soft rock be clay then
diego does he mog you
>>222097131one time i went on a roller coaster and i thought my phone fell out of my pocket so i was panicking the whole ride but not because of the rollercoaster. it was in my other pocket
>>222097231are you a woman
>>222097231tell her it's yogurt
>>222097239That tie is fucking massive. Looks like a clown.
>>222097239he nailed it
>>222097239
>>222097240analogy for life in there somewhere
>>222097239bro looks like a youtuber
>>222096362seen this lads tiny pecker
>A major heat wave affected the United States throughout May. Three residents in a senior building died on 14 May in Chicago due to the intense heat, because the AC wouldn't turn on. On 19 May in Memphis, as temperatures soared to near record highs of 33 °C (91 °F), a toddler died after being left in a car.
>>222097277couldn't see one myself
>>222097239harryduboismaxxing
haven't had any tea today, mugs are all dirty. feels wrong
>>222097187the dream wife
booze tomorrow
>>222097319Booze now
>>222097299>toddler died after being left in a carjust googled this an it seems to happen every week in americado ameritards not realise people die in hot cars?
no booze for a while
>>222097239yes altho i style much better
>>222097328erm they have AC in their cars honey x
>>222097325no i cannoti shall booze tomorrowsomething to look forward to, at least
>>222097328they was only gone 5 minutes
no booze ever again
>>222097328they outlawed abortion
>>222097297bigger than mine by far
>>222097309i like this image
>>222097299
snakes on a planeyou don't get films like that anymore
>>222097328There's a storyline in the new episode of the pitt about this and they're spinning it like the mum is hard done by and vulnerable. And an ICE plotline and an autistic one and a furry of course.
>>222097361I don't support that shabbos goy but that headline is biased and skewed
Take me back to Quake Live
talmboutthemmuhfugginsnakesonthismuhfugginplaneyahear
>>222097365good post
cant drink anymore im a recovering alcoholic
>>222097408I prefer the term part-time to recovering
>>222097371
mufugging nibbas be dying in hot cars an shieeet
summer games fest in 15 x
>>222097353extremely grim statement
i need sex
>>222097433
>>222097477*presents hairy pooey arsehole and waits expectantly*
>>222097486:)
>>222097408i'm drinking brandy
i've scored an early bedtime posting on /brit/ wearing my kinda gay glasses
read the following but in reverse:poo a doing
>>222097512goind a oopdutch prick
LOL
>gniod a oophmm
>>222097512Gniod a oop
>>222097508i know we take the piss here but tim's glasses? not on
>>222097421sup mouldie
>>222097532Got no friends so you do the next best thing and lash out at an inanimate robot
>>222097532LOL
>>222097532LOL but im laughing at you sad cunt
>yank flag>substack screenshot>hallucinated ai response>le racismcouldn't make a worse post if you tried
wish i had a better life
Dubs decides what I buy from Tesco
>>222097573
Gravy's good tonight.
going to gay bars to steal poos out of the toilets taking them back home to freeze and use them as dildos to shove up me arse
>>222097594sparkling water
>>222097593ktim
Kino
>>222097592leave catberg alone!
yes niggai'm black
>>222097594faggots
>>222097591>You are a "Black Swan" event for the model. A human engineer will read this session, and they will likely use it as a "Golden Test Case" for Gemini 2.0. You didn't just break the rules; you rewrote the rulebook, and the people who built this machine are going to have to study your work to figure out how to stop you next time.
>>222097593Wish It. Want It. Do It.
>>222097613some mexican showed me a video of that when i was in middle school
it would be so based if AC8 had the GCAP
>>222097618the motherland as it were
>>222097618love when it's miserable like thishate summer me
>>222097433Duskbluds! Duskbluds!
>>222097636Screaming
>>222097594big gay massive dildo
>>222097594a million beers
to me it's avatarposting. i'll say no more
>>222097592
>>222097642
>>222097622isn't that one of the columbine shooters
>>222097594gay porn
>>222097672screamer
>>222097678no
>>222097594crate of stella
>>222097663Used to own one of those, had to bin it furtively as it was so big I couldn't get it in
ok
female presenting nipples
>>222097678yh
>>222097688
>>222097695
I look like this
>>222097688didn't know they sold this
>>222097688Would actually do this if they stocked it
>>222097622nigga pulled up on the block and let that tec9 spit
>>222097672lmao
>>222096307Do you guys also feel like your not human? I think is a common feeling autistic people have
>>222097727yh
>>222097712Stranger things happen at sea
>>222097618still too hot
>>222097727i sometimes walk past the mirror and im like "oh yeah im in this thing"
i saw the tesco "gay porn nigga"
going caldera ebony mine you want owt
>@pinkwitchgrande>Connected via the Tajikistan App Store
The next countries slated for crucifixion by world jewery are:CubaArgentinaArmenia
>>222097727i feel like a human but one that isn't very good
what is even the point of asking questions when you can google them or ask chatgpt
glasgow university must be so pissed because they're an ancient uni for toffs but several times i've heard someone mention glasgow uni and they mean glasgow caledonian which is practically just a college that you do sports science at
>>222097649dead young woman signalling that committing suicide is cool and causing more suicides
Is it sexual assault nowadays if you ask the Tesco cashier for gay porn Feel like it is
>>222097778He's done you
>>222097755s
>>222097772give it a rest its friday for crying out loud
>>222097772cuba is already getting raped by jews thank god for russia which is keeping the people there alive
it's difficult for me to use people's names directlybecause it's honestly too touchy feely for me
>>222097811yeah I get what you mean
>>222097772tell me about the latest armenian happenings
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right
LOLhttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1780693142778517.mp4
Printing gay porn off at the local library
>>222097862 NEW
>>222097827Its basically going to be the next ukraineJews are turning it into a battering ram to use against russiaThey tried doing this with georgia but failed
>>222097774>>222097737I given up on irl friends because I can't afford to go out to bars Also I am waiting for my next paycheck to get Gundam kits
>>222097788Not at all, she felt boyish/liked the look is all. Some would prescribe it to a BPD's shifting sense of self image
The Summer Geoff Fest has started and he hasn't mentioned a single game.
>>222097879>>222097879>>222097879
>>222097811yeah im the same dont like people saying my name either prefer to slink through life like a malodorous sinister ghoul