Another fucking week of my stupid chud life in Poo York Shitty. I will never be happy here. I am not tall, handsome, and rich enough for this city. I need to get the fuck out of here to Chicago or Boston or something.
what's it like living in a real city?
>>222099461It's nice to be able to walk or take public transit everywhere, and some of the buildings are genuinely awe inspiring here (though many neighborhood have been raped by modern architecture especially in Lower Manhattan), but is EXPENSIVE and DIRTY, and most of the people who move here are the best of the best. The tallest, most attractive, wealthiest, most talented, highly educated, and it makes me insecure because I so clearly can't compete with the other people here.
>>222099405Baby, I'm from Poo YorkPoopy jungle where sharts are made of There's nothin' you peeNow you're in Poo York These streets will make you feel soiled goodBig poops will befall you Hear it for Poo York
>>222099549why do u need to compete just live a mediocre life like the rst of us deadbeats.
>>222099405>This pic>This textHolden Caulfield?
>>222099405>Boston More expensive >ChicagoToo many Germans, not enough Asians. You will get heightmogged>t. Been to all three cities and New York is by far the best
>>222100224I want to be happy and loved. And no one will love me here because there are so many more better people.
>>222100493Boston is 100% not more expensive, and Chicagoans are not tall in my experience. I've been to both cities multiple times.
>>222102085>Boston is 100% not more expensiveDepends on which metrics you use. They’re both pretty close and insanely expensive.>Chicagoans are not tall in my experienceMidwesterners in general are tall from what I’ve seen. Italians, Jews, Dominicans, and Chinese are not by comparison, which is the majority of NYC.
>>222102342>Italians, Jews, Dominicans, and Chinese are not by comparison, which is the majority of NYC.Not in my neighborhood. It seems mostly White and Asian, and the other White people are much taller than me, like MUCH taller than me (I'm 5'9).
>>222103619Most New Yorkers don’t live in a gentrified neighborhood full of yuppies
>>222099549youre larping ive been there and the people are FATattractiveness level does not even approach a large scandi city. hottest people in new york are the tourists lol
>>222099405Bro I'm 5"8 and broke and I cracked 3 baddies when I was in new york, just change your attitude and you'll make it
>>222099405Driving in that city is like India. People walk across at red light like headless chickens. Lot of honking too
