Alan edition
>>222101461used to amuse me no end when he would turn up and anons would be going yeah alri bossman kebab and chips and can of sprite please mate
rhythm is a dancer
ALAN
>A recent stretch of soaring temperatures caused road Tarmac to melt on roads across Cornwall, creating dangerous and sticky driving conditions.So there was a Cornwall melty
>>222101477the carthaginian war was kino
Sir Zero Citations
*ahem*https://youtu.be/E4NZGKNbfDgreturn of the king
baby elephants probably get a free pass to heaven
>>222101461alan
>>222101486seems a bit silly to make roads out of something that melts in the sun if you ask me
no war is ever "kino"shameful thing to say
It's just occurred to me that one battle after another is literally black pussy changed rorke - the film
>>222101494animals dont have soulstheyre bioautomata
>>222101494they go to hell and burn in the lake of fire for all eternityread calvin
>>222101517Same with asians
hi i'm johnny rorkesville, welcome to /brit/ass *posts a tranny willard without a vpn*
i think i do want pasta more than hot dogs
>>222101499what about the cold war?
>>222101498*reform yookay has entered the chat*
how did noah get the animals from south america and australia in the arc
I changed black pussy
>im a man and i like little terrier's
>>222101533sc
why were the soviets so shit in afghanistan in '79?
Mental how if the Germans ever invaded there was an actual plan to set the sea on fire.
>>222101517>>222101525your evil
>>222101549fuck off, its not quare to like yappy fiesty little terriers.
>when some chud mansplains to you
>>222101547shut up heathencuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqZThdo6DEAwould fuck this bpd anorexic bitch
>>222101558i dont even believe in heaven but if its real scripture says its only for man
>>222101572you never will
>>222101572you could have your cock in her........
planning my wank schedule for the next 7 days
>>222101584wouldnt have the balls to fuck!
going to visit clemsworthingtonshire-on-bucklemore next month, what am I in for
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
>>222101574paul wrote to the corinthians teaching them that jesus died for all of creation. CHECKMATE
hayley
bioautomata
Paul's fourth letter to the Corinthians:>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
get the impression a lot of these middle aged Labour hags just need some a good hard rogering from a young lad to set them straight
you gay pal?
>>222101592T H ER A P E
>>222101597Vile trollop
rorke: bioautomata
>clemsworthingtonshire-on-bucklemore
>>222101604ktim
bio tomatos mmmm yummers!!
pragmata
Colombian girl was fully rubbing her arse on my cock in the club and dancing with me and I got her number but for some reason her mates called her over and said they were having some kind of emergency at their hostel and she said sorry and left. Don’t know whether to wank or not or see it she replied to my text asking if she’s ok (and then she might come over and shag me)
>>222101634made any good food lately cheflad
jesus was a paki muslim
>>222101641FONT
but did black pussy change rorke for the better... or for the worse?
>>222101640;)
>>222101499What about a war between 2 cinemas
yo cody i just bantered those douchebags
need to empty my spit bottles
>>222101641i always sort of assumed you were an incel anyway get her shagged. by any means necessary
into my mouth
not convinced communism was all that bad
>Sharp pain in my groin that runs down my right legs inner thighIs it over for me lads?
many wars were indeed kino
eponine deserved better
popping a woke mind virus up the back passage
Sir Reginald Pennyfeather Worthington IV, third Earl of Numptyhamptonington-Upon-Winchesteringtonshire
>>222101670I don’t even know who you are so idk how you have enough info about me to make that assumption maybe you’re confusinh me with someone else
>>222101681penis spidersget it sorted asap
>>222101641never wank
>>222101693you are my dollthis is my dollhousecope and seethe
scud launcher detected
need to buy a good razor
>>222101499Late roman republic civil wars and gallic war tho
being a white european person rooting for the american empire is like being a jew rooting for nazi germany
>>222101641el culo de ColombiANA
i love you all
>>222101718Fuck up Malaponte you smelly brown Arab.
>>222101723
>>222101728done him
>>222101723x
>>222101716roman legionaire administrating adjustments to gaulic katies hymens circa 15 AD
>calling anyone who disagrees with you brownthe amerimutt calling card
>>222101723aww :D
>>222101749link to actual video?
>>222101723thanks
Any good whacky posts today?
>>222101771would throat it
>>222101728he's not wrong tho
>>222101781>>222101533
>>222101706Struggling not to>>222101721It was nice she was slightly overweight but she had a very angelic face
>>222101749you can't even see her peniswhy was this deleted
I think you guys would benefit from showing women some respect
>>222101692:3
>>222101751um gato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8H38U4nZag
>>222101792you might shag
rickin gervayes
>>222101681done for lad sorry you are a dead man
cunty boots and a top dog teecunty boots and a top dog tee
will quite literally be putting my phallus inside of a fanny this weekend lads
>>222101822
nth for the gyaldem
>>222101825made in picsart
haven't had a fit bird whine her big bum on my arse in a loooong timei'm a spergy autist tho so I never knew how to handle it ahah x
where do i find a girlfriend if I am 32, unemployed and autistic?
elementary school girls
>>222101789The American empire is all that that's left in terms of positive vision for the west, everything else is just a void. It encompasses 95% of the world. There is no real resistance except from the enemy within. Without it, the world returns to barbarism. Look at Putin, sending his youth off to die in trenches for nada
>>222101769scream
>>222101771cant post a decent looking trannard and not post the source
>The American empire is all that that's left in terms of positive vision for the west, everything else is just a void. It encompasses 95% of the world. There is no real resistance except from the enemy within. Without it, the world returns to barbarism. Look at Putin, sending his youth off to die in trenches for nada
>>222101831tha apps
>>222101816>>222101695I mean I am scared I have testicular torsion, but I have heard that I would be in agony if that was the case.
>>222101837I wouldn't mind an American empire if it weren't a force of hypercapitalist gay jewish neoliberalism
>>222101832Ayo?
all my friends are niggers take it slow
growing larger
This is the real American Empirehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am4a8EfQDQM
>>222101852ask an AI they'd know better than us
>>222101837you are the barbarism
just heard that will grigg's on fire
>>222101840xHamster HOT CB SHOW ( 10 ) feat. Mandi Julesright click search you lazy fool
mad how iran killed hundreds of zogbots and blew up every american base in the middle east and the flag waving yahoo goy cattle in this country just refuse to acknowlege it and live in alternate reality where america is still a superpower
>>222101863go to bed you drug addled mess
>>222101803i respect my mum
>>222101868used to be able to do that myselffar too fat now
>>222101856hi
Need to wash my bedsheets
>>222101878thats hot
>>222101868used to do this when I was a teenager don't think I've got the flexibility anymoreit's not very enjoyable though with all the pressure on your spine
>>222101853The GAE (gay american empire) is run by jews so it's never ever going to not be like that
>>222101859kino
>>222101852yes you would be crippled by pain and would have called an ambo rather than post here
>>222101887is it? wish someone had told me at the timecould have made a few bob
>>222101875are you rich, jewish or just stupid?
toil tomorrow
the black one from vengaboysshe could get it
>rich, jewish and stupidStop describing my ideal gf
>>222101893trvke
toil in 7 hours
>>222101914toil in 9 hours 45 minutes
>>222101914>>222101921Alri *checks notes* Rabbi
mental how jews hate the white race despite europeans doing everything to accomodate them in their 3000 year history of living in europe
>>222101895Right well that good to hear, im back to first guess of the onset of dvt or something.
no toil for me im a neetd&d with friends in 14 hours
>>222101914don't bloody think so
been physically laughing at some posts todaysomething must be wrong
>>222101938
>>222101926after Hitler they've logically come to the conclusion that they'd be safest in a globalised open society where nationalist urges are repressed by atomisation
>>222101902spin the mutt wheel
bored of toiling for my pittancemight get on PIP
>>222101948they came to this conclusion long before hitler was even born
looking for top dog tee women's medium
My trial...
second day of gymtoil done today, returning to liftingcan't wait for a few weeks from now when the muscle memory kicks in and my nervous system has adjusted, then the weights start feeling light and I'm getting proper pumps
>>222101960he's selling kratom online to the retards who still follow him nowadays
>>222101957was thinking about giving myself brain damage since you qualify for PI if your iq is under 70 (am close already)
The frontier! There is no word in the English language more stirring, more intimate or more beloved. It means the old hope of a real personal liberty and yet a real human advance in character and achievement.
I'm a soulless ghoul
>>222101981ktim
cool ad youtube
might do a pub quiz on /brit/that would be good wouldnt it
>>222101986pineapple chimp in the flesh
I've never been clubbingI've never take drugsI've never kissed a girlI don't have any friendsI am 22 now
>>222101986break em early, it's much easier.
>>222101980omg he's just like a inbred 70iq israeli settler in the west bankthanks state department employee
got the nipple clamps on
gained a bit of weight but it feels good and it makes me a bit hardjust sit there groping my moods and then wanking
>seeing ads
Mad how every square inch of the European continent is domesticated
>>222101997ktwm 2 weeks ago
mad how i quit my previous job and found a new one in less than a month that paid better
>>222102013it bleak
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and unleash hell on my nostrils.
>>222102018would love to her piss those jeans
remember skribbl.io
>>222102018ok i will fuck her!!
>>222102027i live there
>>222101997also:I don't own a suitI have never danced (other than in PE at primary)I have never drunk expensive wineI have only been drunk maybe 3 times>>222102016what changed? you turned 23 aha
>>222102038patriot
i donated to Dr. Rameh Aladwans legal defence fund
Vor uns liegt Deutschland! In uns marschiert Deutschland! Und hinter uns kommt Deutschland!
>>222102038doxxed
>>222102043>what changed? you turned 23 ahayh x
bed soonanyone want to tuck me in?
>>222102043you can dance right now
the soutwestit callsit looms
>>222102038bizarre lie
>>222102075que?aqui?
>>222102058aha want to get a suit and drink some port and take some cocaine with me then go clubbing and do a dance and kiss some girls then?>>222102063don't feel like it
for me its vocalists who are a bit unhinged, neurotic or nasally
>>222102075for me its the PNW
>>222102043>I don't own a suitktim>I have never danced (other than in PE at primary)ktim>I have never drunk expensive winektim>I have only been drunk maybe 3 timesktim
>Im 26 and I Live in a Storage Unit
have only been blackout drunk twicethat's enough for a lifetime
>>222101987wish we had that kind of thingi love pub quizzes even being completely shit at themwas in one once where the whole thing was put on pause because someone was ordering their chinese takeaway too loudly and everyone started shouting out requests for king prawn noodles or whatever
Own several suits.Dance like a retard.Drink expensive wine all the time.I'm drunk right now.
>>222102092do it later
>>222101934best see your gp, let them take a look and feel
>>222102092>aha want to get a suit and drink some port and take some cocaine with me then go clubbing and do a dance and kiss some girls then?bit late isn't itmaybe tomorrow
might kill myself
>>222102108ktimhow expensive are we talking
cute girl ran after me last night as i walked to the pubunreal feeling
I know a guy who lives in a garage
the listen https://youtu.be/I0AAPYnrT0w
>>222102103I've never been blackout drunkI just mean more than five drinks in>>222102118alri maybe
>>222102122don't you fucking dareif my life is the way it is and i can put up with it then you can too dickhead don't be soft
Need to catch a whiff of Emma Watson’s butt gas.
>>222102122same I just need to go and get it done, no more faffing about
>>222102141mine's worse by far
>>222102103Managed to hit about 50 before I learned my lesson briefly. They're awful and, I'm going to go here, I'm going to make myself vulnerable. Are you ready? They're traumatizing. They really are too.
>>222102123The most expensive I ever drank was a Chateau Rothschild. Think it was £600 for a bottle at the time. It was at a retirement dinner for an old tutor of mine
what do you call an unpredictable camera?a loose Canon lol lol
>>222102157details needed
right well ive got a plug in my bum then havent i
got called transphobic in screwfix
>>222102125I couldn't hold a conversation with eitherI am sure they have lovely conversations, though
i relax fine with premium wine
that star spangled banner yet waving yea?mhm nun nigel could do
>>222102125
>>222102170um
>>222102171because there was a woman ahead of you in the queue waiting to get her screw fixed?
HOW GAY CAN YOU PEEBY THE DAWN'S EARLY SHITE
>>222102163did u go to oxbridge?why were u invited to the dinner?
wanna live in america
>>222102190bring a bulletproof vest
>>222102190nh
might take the deano pill
>>222102189Yes he was my thesis supervisor so we had grown quite close over the previous year. Sad story he was killed the year after in a car accident.
>>222102190come home <3
>>222102190bring a kippah
>>222102205that's saddid u go to oxbridge tho?
>>222102190brush up on your spanish be sure to fly a rainbow flag and israeli flag outside your house at all times
>>222102217Yeah I read history at Oxford.
>>222102190canada's a much better place to live
>>222102190vgp
>>222102230ah that's why ur better than meI don't even own a suitcool to be u innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgsqt11vlCw
>>222102230oh wellthats all ancient history now
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780463524279518.mp4Why don't women in real life look like this?
>>222102243need that yankee jizzrag lit on fire stat
Posting here with literal Oxbridge grads fuck my gay porn life.
wish i were an oxbridge toffi don't even own a suit or know how to dance and have never been clubbing or drunk expensive winewow i'm not a member of the elitehow sadi even got 4 a stars at level but not enough for oxford ahanow i'm a virgin incel loser
wish i could have gay bf and do things like cuddles and stuff and fall asleep together
no-one care about your europe 2, real ogs know that the original will always be the best even if the recent patches have been dogshit
you can't prove history, therefore, it's useless
>>222102243France absolutely anthemmogs both of us let's be honest.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOliU7X1fEg
>>222102285bent freak hope you get aids and or monkeypox
>>222102285do u have a straight one?
oxford and cambridge students are some of the biggest gimps i knowdon't get me wrong, there are shaggers and gimps at every uni but oxbridge had their fair share
want to die
>>222102231i refuse to go to Canada because they wont give me a royal welcome
>>222102285what if he tosses and turns a million times before falling asleepcould be a nightmare
accidentally bought pentobarbital instead of peptobismol. what am I like.
>>222102311i'd rather be a gimp than an incelwish i'd got in4 a starswow it's a lot of a starsbut not enough to be elite
>>222102299>"La Marseillaise is worth two divisions." - Napoleon
>>222102336i do this
>>222102311You taking a gimp census? Got yourself on the list?
>>222102338corr share some with me lad
hi i'm johhny rorkesville, welcome to /brit/ass *sprinkles in a massive amount of australians, well over the recommended amount*
>>222102318many are saying this
>>222102285:)
>>222102348sameconstantly switching earbuds as well because i have to listen to something
work with a few oxbridge toffsfuck themlucky sodsmeanwhile I'm a virgin
what would you do if you were confronted by a ghost?
thinking about poo
>>222102372rape it
bit fucking looney how india hasn't had a mass extinction event by now
>>222102372ask it why it cant post
might move to kinshasa
>>222102372Depends what it was doing
liking this johnny rorkesville gimmique
civil war soon
>>222102163nice but i was more interested in the expensive stuff you drink more regularly
>>222102398Where
oxbridge cunti'd love to be an oxbrige student and eat in my great hall with my posh mates and drink wine and fuck middle class girls and do cocaine and wear suits and go clubbing
>>222102398finally some good news
>>222102411sex arse
>>222102411bit large, that arse
cant believe are ozzy outlasted are david (bowie)
ain't no such thing as half way rorkes
>>222102411stepmum had an arse like this before she lost weight
>>222102443ever shag it?
>>222102443ever ...?
>>222102449...yh
>>222102407somewhere init
>>222102399Currently drinking a £22 Syrah and eating knockoff fruit pastilles.
goodness
>>222102454you dirty dog!
is studying at oxford really that good
it's a rorkes life after all
nobody:rorke: I want to rape rorke
>>222102466yhit's the only way move up the social class system, actually
>>222102461they done caught rorke
>>222102461he's going bannas in this picture!
might have a pot noodle tomorrow
right well that's the nitrogen bag suicide kit ordered
>>222102482>>222102482>>222102482
>>222102459yummy
