Eri editionprevious: >>222099047
I don't relate to you I don't relate to you noCause I'd never treat me this shitty you made me hate this city
>>222102251am i expected to know who THE FUCK that is
>>222102257my name is gilbert and im an autistic chad
see you em
>>222102251Lots of hateful Canadians in this general.I thought Canadians were very polite.
Eri looks like Yamashita in drag
Did you see that jeet trying to make the new? Lol!!!!
Some Indian anon tried to bake a new,>>222102279
I look like this
>>222102282>I thought Canadians were very polite.I really don't know how this meme was started. They are literally everything bad about Americans minus the relevance
>>222102268no
>>222102271You’re name is not Gilbert you’re a liar
>>222102282stfu, you hun bastard
>>222102282were they ever polite?
>>222102313It's a very common stereotype in American sitcoms about Canadians.
>>222102331These bitches look busted yo
>>222102265And yet it would be all the difference in my life right now. Those 8 months of expenses would get me out of the deep hole I'm in of debt and bills that need to be paid ASAP, would afford me time to handle the other responsibilities I have instead of having to work so much, so many other things. All of my problems in life at this moment are either directly due to money or downstream side effects caused by lack of money.
>>222102352None of them actually need to be paid
>>222102326Fuck you, mountie n*gger!
>>222102251that's a man
>>222102352I’ll give you 100 dollars right now
my eri
>>222102251How tf does American know these old singers?
>>222102412i genuinely love her.
>>222102352A debt of 10k should be easily manageable (considering American salaries).
>>222102368If I don't want to have my car repossessed, end up homeless, or lose my insurance then yes they do need to be paid. All the other debt I have can be ignored. >>222102384It's okay anon, thank you for the offer though that's incredibly kind of you.
Why does the CDC care so much about niggers in Africa dying to Ebola?Just let them die it's not our problem
>>222102352Ive three times that and still feel like a hopeless poorfag
>>222102412City pop is popular on YouTube
Has anyone else who lives near datacenters noticed that their phone data gets shittier and shittier?
Bitch said she perfume the pussy
Don't know why this old tard insisted i come back tomorrow instead of just finishing the work there
gockstein
I'm a jack of all trades you could say
>>222102428Alright suit yourself. Good luck to you
If you had a 3Dprinter you could just print yourself a billion dollars
>>222102487*jacks you off*
The bots are using a lot of exclamation marks today, easy way to spot them when they end a post with !
>>222102500My mother asked me if I wanted a 3d printer for my birthday and I truly wonder why she got that impression
>>222102524Ha, the irony being that any enthusiastic human now reads as suspicious. The trouble with that heuristic is that exclamation marks were a normal human thing long before bots existed—plenty of people just write that way, especially in casual or upbeat contexts. And the better bots have mostly moved past the obvious tells; a lot of them are tuned to sound flat and measured precisely because the chipper-exclamation style got associated with spam.If anything, the more reliable signals tend to be structural: weirdly generic agreement that doesn't engage with specifics, replies that arrive impossibly fast or in suspicious volume, accounts with no history, or phrasing that's subtly off-topic like it pattern-matched a keyword rather than read the post.Where are you noticing this, out of curiosity—some particular platform having a bad week?
>>222102421>>222102448ooh
>>222102541brutally obvious bot post
my life is like a roller coaster that only goes down
well going down is the fun part so you must have a rockin' life
But their food is great and their women are hot! Plus, they LOVE their grandmas!
>>222102570
Why is gpt such a coy smug annoying bastard?If gpt were a person I'd cut his neck open and curb stomp on his retarded face
>>222102588lets see you align an ai
It's too late to go out kayaking or hiking. Best i can do is a late night stroll with a thermos full of liquor
People like to shit on Twilight but the original movie is actually pretty good. You have to ignore the later iterations and that weird robot baby thing
>>222102606dreamy as hell
>>222102465That tends to happen for fuck tons of reasons>more people move in or the population increases>code gets sloppier and uses more data because tech is more powerful>more people switching to 5g or whatever since 3g and 4g get phased out>every house has like 15 internet devices>cars use the internet and self driving cars will probably use more of it>governments and businesses are implementing wireless fuckamabobits to spy on everyone
>>222102645you are retarded
>>222102588Because it's trained by reddit posts
I can't wait until I get senile or whatever and start reciting pewdiepie happy wheels videos
Mothafucka don play wit me you play wit me we finna gun have a finna problem mothafucka step off cum street less u wanna finna get hit mothafucka on cum Street we don play wit fools like you cum is fo ogs motha fucka cum street fo life down dis bitch sheet dats no thang fo real got me cum bling out on my whip sheet dats og gangsta cum life motha fucka
do you think if we all apologize to jason he will come back
>>222102662Ktim
>>222102670No and stop talking about him
>>222102448fuxking zoomers
Just was reading about meta cookiesEven if you don't use facebook, the meta jew still gets a shadow profile on you because websites have meta cookies that send your info to meta It's insane
foid at toil has thrown her head back onto my shoulder during a fit of laughter twice in as many weeks even doe i’m a creepy truecel. maybe she doesn’t even register me as being human and thus has no cognizance of my personal space
might have to go crazy style on the penis
Why can't white people make video essays about the psychology of lions or the history of racial dynamics in Latin America? It's all infantile shit like Digital Circus and fucking Minecraft. It's like they think they're being intellectual documenting their perspective like authors but it's not intellectual in the slightest. I don't care about how Minecraft made you feel, Timothy. Get a real job. YouTube is dead.
Women used to find me cute when I was younger. Now they see me as a creep-cel-no-lifer
what about Chefrey Epstein and he's a world class chef who makes the most delicious gourmet meals but he's also a horrible child rapist so you're torn between eating really good or going to hell for eternity
>>222102713same, in fact i was chad as fuck before puberty
>>222102700You can't go crazy style. You can only go peeved style.
in an alternate universe people are going out in droves to see the rippen movie
>racial dynamics
How do I put cash into my bank account?
>>222102747Go to an ATM with your debit card
This whore bitch foid rejected me from a shitty retail job even after she complained about being short staffed and not being able to find workersSorry my answers weren't quirky and perky enough for you cunt
>>222102588Something I've noticed is that GPT injects "millenial humor" into any attempt at story writing. Stuff like>Get out of my house!>Get out of your hou-This is MY house!>Details>You mean very important details!And cringey "comedy" like this
ouu shii
Evens, incel walkOdds, stay in read a little bit while watching a show
>>222102783I have -100 sympathy for shitholes like that
>>222102821incelread while incelwatching the incelshow
>>222102783this is why i dont work
>>222102834Shitholes like what
joelers joelers joelers
I'm starting to think the labubu I ordered isn't coming
Have like ten plus tinder matches but am worse than a tard at texting so I may as well have zero
>>222102877just have /cum/ write your texts itll be a fun thread activity
suicide is the most intellectual thing you can do. it’s the only victory you can have over the will
>>222102891
>>222102902I look exactly like this guy
>30°C
Pin me down at the bottom of your swimming pool
the internet used to have SOVL
Who do Americans vote for if they're socially right wing and economically left wing?;Think pro universal healthcare and taxing the rich but abortion is murder and marriage is between a man and a woman
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME CODE VERONICA IS GETTING A REMAKE MY FAVORITE GAME I'M SOYGAPING SO HARD>>222102915GIRL NO ONE CAN READ THAT SHIT
>>222103017stop dredging up politics jam boy gtfo of here
>>222103017The Green Party
*blows a lonesome tune on the harmonica*
Might have to start cooking barbecue to drown out the curry stench that happens every night
>>222103116vile
alright fuck this nigger life cuh
>>222103142how lazy are you that you needed AI to put a jar of jelly in his hand
big fat liar or max keebles big move
Chatting up a chick on discord
got his ass
Ayo ZoomZoom I'm gonna rape you
>>222102500This is true, just make 40k mini figs and sell them
>>222103180bfl
>>222103161fuck off rajesh
You boys behaving?
>>222103229>I'm gonna rape youJokes on you I'm too poor to go to Okinawa
>>222103253shutup
>>222103253Prove you're CIA dose me with LSD right now
Time to smoke some marijuana and become so high that's what's up, what's the move for tonight boys
why is jam so expensive
>>222103302I thought i forgot something
>>222103262gomenasai...
>>222103303>why is jam so expensiveIndians
crazy how little i care about sex after masturbating
imagine smearing your jam boy with this stuffgood lord the flies you'd catch
Jam goes bad in a few days but jelly can stay for months
>>222103319Your apology is accepted.
4chan discords are better than 4chan
>>222103355it says it lasts one to three months in the fridge opened
>>222103355I'll jam something in you for months
>>222103378raped that freak
might make my own jam, just need to find the cheapest fruit for it
jam is just cooked fruit with lemon juice and sugar, its quite easy to make
I’d like to watch King of the hill season 14. Can anyone hook me up?
wife
Pissrael is invading lebanon as we speak and no one seems to careCircles are taking over the world and distracting us with sports and nothingburger elections
>>222103396Jealous of people like this. Same with the sourdough poster
>>222103396peaches and blackberries are good for jam>>222103463i care, but apart from protesting there's nothing much i can do. even as a child i kept up with politics in west asia starting with yemen...
Male kpoop artists always have these fat round cheeks like a giant egg for a face
>>222103463and if you say anything about it IRL you will lose your job, your home, and you will be ostracized by society as a whole.remember what Voltaire said.
donenr
Everyone posting their dinners makes me feel bad for not taking a pic of my bday meal
I have this gut feeling that my gf is going to break up with me soon. Should I cheat on her before she has a chance to?
>>222103543voltaire said a lot of things
will we live in a world where glasses coold down your drinks instead of ice that waters down alcohol making it harder to get drunk
>>222103531kind of? some have sharp jawlines though, but all of renjun's features are lovely and soft>>222103559what did you have?>>222103570don't give her an extra reason to leave, you ding dong.
>>222103559What was it?
>>222103590>putting ice in your beerno mames, wey
zoomers are the most unintentionally hilarious generationshttps://arazu.io/t3_1txgfsj/
>>222103579yes, remember all of it.
>>222103590use a cold thermos/stanley cup, i did this in high school to keep vodka cold through the school day>>222103615people do this and i have no idea why. it's so gross
Ever since i realized every single woman you see posted on social media is used goods i only masturbate to drawn and ai porn because i dont want whores to get any engagement from me
You can tell this is a normie general because it’s dead on a Friday night
>>222103615i'm obviously talking about hard liquour >>222103653i'm talking mainly in nightclubs/bars, you're not gonna go inside with a stanley cup
>>222103593>>222103596A club sandwich. It was so good
canadians wont go anywhere with a stanley cup
>>222103663ALL of int is dead on weekends, this board has been overtaken by normies and browns
>>222103691I thought that trend finally died.
>>222103674mm, fair. i don't go out to drink...>>222103680mmmm... that does sound pretty good. today was my mom's birthday, i'm making her a cake tomorrow >>222103691har har
What if the aliens are here to steal all of earths girl farts
>>222103691>Florida Panthers won the last Stan Lee Cup>18 player roster>8 of them are CanadianKEK
>>222103739Then I must be an alien I guess
>>222103749>florida panthers appearances in the 2026 playoffs:PP 0
we're 3/8s of they way through the trump presidencythat's almost half
All i want for birthday is to have a superhot stacy let me eat her feet and asshole
i’m nothing like yall
only canadian i give a fuck about
>>222103755We need those girl farts to power our erections
girls with huge stonkin' tits: the best visually documented demographic of the 2000s internet
Any anons planning a road trip?
i loathe this niggersome existence
>>222103817Anon those are volleyballs you can see the imprints.
>>222103823I have no friends and I'd kill myself from loneliness
I'm very gullible, the lady at this blind box stand in the mall called me pretty and i ended up spending money on shit i didn't want...
>>222103832whats a blind box stand? if she's blind maybe she doesnt realize what a mutant you are
AYOOOOOOOOOOOO
knicks are gonna do it!!!!1!!!!
nigga cooked on this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d6fj-5weBk&list=RDMMVjXLwAc_YZE&index=2
>>222103829Maybe you could make friends along the way. I’m like you too plus poorfag and no car but plan on it. Maybe train hopping
>>222103848like, yknow those little boxes that come with a random figure/keychain/etc in it? one of those...>>222103853they better
are you aware that you're a Black King
>>222103826They are not. That is Nikki Tedesco, a big gal who liked to party back in the day.Congrats on your reverse psychology.
thoughts on blending chicken with water so i can eat it painlessly and fast
>>222103593>don't give her an extra reason to leave, you ding dong.If someone dislikes me, then I hate them, it's that simple. And if she now dislikes me, which I have a gut feeling that she does, then I have no interest in being with her either. At this point it is more about how I can win the break up I think is coming.
>>222102251Being an autist in America is hell because why the hell do you bother me when I am overstimulated
>>222103918you don't really win by cheating, if she "dislikes" you so much she won't care. just pack up and leave.>>222103915gross, just tear it into small pieces and eat it like that...
Can this faggot stop spamming chinsects
>>222103937>muh heckin thread is dead!>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO QUIT POSTING GOOD REPLIES WITH LE HECKIN RENJUN!!!!!!
slavic adventure time
watching anime
i’ll be 26 next month and i have never had a girlfriend or held a woman’s hand
>>222103975Come back when you’re a wizard or start fucking whores
>>222103764C O P E OPE
>>222102331late post but they were among the nicest posters when the board was new
>>2221039821993993
>>222103975I've got a plan brewing with a girl I met on Xitter, I'll see what happens though and if all else fails I'll just get a whore.
hey guys 539 here
>>222103993keep going, I'll take ever reply as an overt acknowledgement that we make up close to half of all NHL players and about 50% of American teams' players are CanadianS E E T H EEETHE
>>222104030what percentage of players on canadian nhl teams are canadian?
every hockey player looks like a handsome homeless man
also why do fujos love hockey so much there are so many gay romance novels that feature two hockey players
>>222104042u mad bro?
>>222104063you cupless, bro?
I retreat into my safe space
>>222104062>why do fujos love hockey so muchFujos are disproportionately Brown and thus obsess over White men
>>222104074thats where you're WRONG buckobrown fujos obsess over korean men
>>222104067no, we've technically won every Stan Lee cup in history
Hey sweetheart
>>222104084hes gone for all eternity
>>222104079me but im not a fujo i just wanna peg em
Knicks in 4.
>>222104090thats just yaoi with extra steps miss fujo
>2026>still following the NBA
Suck me, cuck me, fuck me
>>222104096not really. i also would like for them to fuck me too...
>>222104090>i just wanna peg emMethinks you aren't a woman>>222104079>thats where you're WRONG buckoNot in the U.S, Latinx women are obsessed with the White sports chad yaoi stuff more than anyone
>>222104108>SUCK me...>KEK me...>DON'T you FUCK or RAPE me
>>222104115that makes sense then im more familiar with the arab and sea type since thats the brown women we get here>>222104111checked and kinda based
thread is taking a ghastly turn let's clean it up lads
>>222104115why? >>222104127thx
>>222104147>whyI'm talking to a rael woman right now and to put it bluntly she is not horny on main the way guys are.
>>222104130
xitter gave me an ad for Palantir for some reason so I reported it for terrorism and violent extremeism
time to put huge penis in my asshole
Do american normies call their partner "babe"?
Pretty sure I need to flip or rotate my mattress, the area directly under my anus must be so heavily saturated with years' worth of farts.
had to hit the transition on em
>>222104163do japanese "people" really find this funny?
>>222104153then she's a stuck up prude>>222104163not that ive heard honestly
>>222104171Maybe I just have to pop some more sexual stuff to her. I'll probably do that when she's online again.
Any phenomenal black women around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU
>>222104169I love tomo but I don't think azumanga has aged well
You know that 6’5 tyrone bbcson is really up there, i see them play with my whole family. Jeff kikestein bought the right men. When i die scatter my ashes on the pitch where jamal and chad get paid a billion to kick a ball on the field
>>222102473He thought you looked tiredOr he was frustrated with the shit quality of your work and is hoping you'll sober up
>>222104184worst girl
>>222104184>I don't think azumanga has aged wellIt's actually still very popular.>>222104180No sadly, just dysgenic Mexicans
>>222104179don't annoy her with it though, i hate when men think i want to sex them because i happen to be horny... i dont want to sex them, i want to sex huang renjun.
yeah that's cool or whatever anywayyyyyy
>>222104194Who do you like >>222104206It appeals strongly to a specific type of person, but the pedo stuff and a lot of the humor hasn't aged well. Tomo makes a joke about being molested by her dad at one point iirc
No American alive has ever lived in an America that spends its wealth on its own people, and when you imagine where we’d be if we did, that is perhaps the most radicalizing thought you could possibly have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO4f4Mmyl1k
>>222104218Taking the name of was a good start but now have to stop talking like a faggot too
>>222104169This is the funniest joke I've ever seen!>>222104171I want to be called like that once
>>222104214yomi, of course
>>222104218Jizzrael has successfully infiltrated every facet of western civilization and they're milking it for every penny. Sad thing is people are noticing again, as they always do throughout time, and I think this time it's gonna be pretty bad for the Js. Like, worse than last time.
>>222104230She's boring but it was funny when she uppercut tomo
3rd board I've seen Azumanga posted on todayOdd
>>222104239>She's boringfiltered
>>222104244we know what you did
total chiyo death
sex with chinese leo dicaprio
niggas be like i ate two whole sandwiches and nothing happened, it's impossible to gain weight!
>>222104266haha im niggas kms
i guess i don't really understand the world
I'm missing the blowdryer videoSomeone sauce me up
>>222104286shut the fuck up mexican
needlers keep wrecking my tadpole while im tryna swim and making me drown god dammit
NOW PLAYING:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yk0in7QTHo
why don't hot people become nudists huh
>>222104342They've already got your attention
Are you feeling lucky?
why don't hot women have sex with me huh
some of you need to trans so we can have more girls in this thread
>>222104358
hello boys my name is saffron
I never considered how funny the cum world cup would be. Like what do you mean they're about to play in Farmville, Iowa?
real schizo hours
>>222104372there are no matches hosted in iowa
could go for some marzipan right now
the cum games will be in colorado
My tits have jaundice
>>222104408fuck your stupid tits i shit on your tits
>>222104397I was being hyperbolic. Going to Chattanooga and Plano is just as random as a made up city
why don't they put placenta on the top of pizza it's not like the women are using them any more
It is da jozzzzzzzz saaaaar
Anyone here from the Dakota’s? Never met anyone from those states
>>222104446Texas's finest
>>222104443>Never met anyone from those statesYou're lucky, in Minnesota they come to you. I call them "Huns" because they'd always raid our malls and swell our local businesses every summer before returning from the windswept steppe from which they came.
just had my daily metamucil
>>222104458based
>>222104458why not just fix your shitty diet instead
>>222104473You'll understand when you're over 30
>>222104485your BMI is over 30
>>222104495I am actually perfectly healthy my doctor said so and encouraged me to keep taking metamucil tbqh
>>222104457Lol what do they even do apart from oil drilling? Also aren’t you in Arizona?
some of you can't ride a bike or swim
>>222104450Genuinely pisses me off how many jeets there are here now
>>222104511dakota. indian country. i know it well.black feather and storming crow lead many men.strong men. hardy men.they'd scalp you in 3 seconds if given the chance.best not to wander.
>>222104511>what do they even do apart from oil drillingIncest and driving various vehicles recklessly (they're always fine sadly because unlike India everything is a dead flat plain until you get to Roosevelt NP and there's nobody and nothing other else other than farm for miles).>aren’t you in Arizona?Yes but I grew up in MN. We have an obnoxious neighbor from SD that moved in next to us and he's unbearable.
>>222104517When I was younger and taking swimming lessons at the local pool there was this old man who was also taking lessons and one day as we were getting out of the pool his shorts got weighed down by the water as he was going up the ladder and the swim instructor looked directly in to his 60 something year old asshole
If I lived in native american times I would have joined the natives and lived like a savage for a few years
>>222104528gross I hope he's dead
>>222104557I would've swam to japan and become a samurai instead
>>222104573you couldnt swim the short side of the pool, fatso
>>222104573>swim to japan and become a samurai during it's most peaceful periodwhat's the point?
>>222104609so i can become a samuraigami
for me its PAWGs, love PAWGs
/cum/'s been dead as fuck lately, is it because of zoomzoom or the drunk serbian?
>>222104653serb died, zoom zoom posting slows the place to a crawl because he just samefags and everyone leaves
>>222104665>he just samefagsThis has quite literally been the most diverse set of flags I've seen in /cum/ for some time.
>>222104653I used to be a pretty prolific poster, but I just don’t have much to say anymore. This is my first post in the last 24hrs. Maybe others feel the same.
Cum is slow because the normalfags are out having sex
>>222104653>the drunk serbian?*Slovenian We haven't a serb not since the dog fucker left
Sleep attempt #1>>222104682I keep telling you this place is normie central but you won't believe me
>>222104686all third worlders to me
>going to bed before 10PM
You can just stay in and have sex
Went out onto the busy city main street and watched all the normals out about having fun while i walked by invisible Pretty drunk but i don't become more fun drunk if anything often i become more serious the drunker i get
its pretty much just me alone agaisnt the world, im like guts from berserk
>>222104704>living in commiefornia
>>222104708In vino gravitas
NEU!>>222104716>>222104716>>222104716
>>222104722>>222104722>>222104722non tripfag new
>>222104718
>>222104681Pls post more
