Theoden edition
having a pot noodle later
>>222102475i dont think i fully appreciate the class system over there
>>222102479>>222102499bizarre lie
>>222102482this actor died btwrip
>Dump eet>Dump eet again>Dump eet again
>On 3 December 1984, over 500,000 people in the vicinity of the Union Carbide India Limited pesticide plant in Bhopal, Madhya Pradesh, India, were exposed to the highly toxic gas methyl isocyanate, in what is considered the world's worst industrial disaster.[3] A government affidavit in 2006 stated that the leak caused approximately 558,125 injuries, including 38,478 temporary partial injuries and 3,900 severely and permanently disabling injuries.[4] Estimates vary on the death toll, with the official number of immediate deaths being 2,259.[5] Others estimate that 8,000 died within two weeks of the incident occurring, and another 8,000 or more died from gas-related diseases.[6] In 1989, Union Carbide Corporation (UCC) of the United States paid $470 million (equivalent to $1.03 billion in 2024) to settle litigation stemming from the disasterGeniuenly do not know how these people manage to exist in the environment they've created for themselves
>>222102508yh it's horrible
>fell asleep at 11am>woke up half 8>feel like pic relatedwell that's my whole sleep schedule fucked
aff tae bed
Everyone in this thread is mentally ill
>>222102538bye bye
>>222102475class isn't real. life is a meritocracy. if you have enough money you can do anything.
>>222102540not me im a Christian US patriot not mindraped by a damn thing
>>222102540the bent freaks are not gonna like this onenot one bit...
>>222102546>let me tell you about your country
>>222102546lolis this satire?
>im a Christian US patriot not mindraped by a damn thing
>>222102517yeah? you ain't hard mate
>>222102540stepmum used to have a fat arse like this
>>222102527says your country was at fault though
>>222102557did an indian take your IT job at the college in kansas city malaponte lad
free from desire
MALLEVS SCROTVM
>>222102529>>222102508>>222102553>>222102554it isn't the 1950s. we live in a global world. go to uni, get a degree, get a good paying job, and "class" really doesn't matter
>>222102538same haha x
I am unfixable
>Let us cross the bridge of Hazard Doomyeah, uh, no thanks gandalf
>>222102597it does matter in england though
>>222102609not ideal
>>222102597>let me tell you about your country
blacking a poo and pooing a black
smoking the nigga cart
would this be a 10/10 in the UK
>>222102601
>>222102620ktim
>>222102597sure
>>222102620are you enjoying flat lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQk-pLZYsLA
>>222102621no
India, the marketing: Amazing STEM brainiacs, who speak “good enough” English to get the job done.India, the reality: Residents near the Jawahar Nagar dump site in Hyderabad are so badly poisoned from pollution, that their throat and mouth infections make it impossible for them to speak properly even in their own native language of Telugu.Note: this disgusting slime pond in what looks like a barren desert used to be a pretty watering hole surrounded by trees that animals would come to drink at.
i think the reason we don't see interesting personalities like malaponte, mikey, alan, emmett, etc anymore is because fucked up freaks can't help but try and dox and contact families/jobs every time like >>222102575
>>222102629no it's boring as fuck and I'm lonely nigga
look at this
>>222102609what am I watching?
>>222102639bitch made
>>222102642mate! is that dark woke sakir starmer? love that guy #ourpm
America is so great that even a schizo retard like Chuckie Malaponte can get a sweet crib
>interesting personalities like malapontedick riding malaponte is brazy
>>222102613>>222102617has nothing to do with country. it's the modern world. even jeets can make $200k USD starting if they are smart enough and work hard>>222102628x
>>222102642Leather coated fascist coded Starmerite death squads kicking down Rorkes smeggy bedroom door and beating him to death with billy clubs
>>222102642skibidi CUNT
going feral
>>222102666the sure was non sinceremoney doesn't give you classlook at harry kane
>>222102666>money is everything >everybody wants to be a techbro in americaare you trolling rn
invite us around for platonic kissing and hand holding you homophobic transphobic bitch
i would come for "nigga carts"
that's the power of ai right there
>>222102683just let him live in his delusionsthe amerimutt gets violent when you try to tell him about reality
>>222102652i've only ever lived with other people before
>>222102703i have like 3 of themi'll never smoke them all
>>222102667LOLdark woke makin' movesqueer starmer doesn't give in so easily
>>222102683>money is everything what are the downsides of "class" that money doesn't solve? >everybody wants to be a techbro in americayou don't have to be a tech bro. there are high paying jobs in many industries>>222102680bit rude. but see above
>>222102711you need a "house nigga"
>>222102715mail one 2 me
>>222102729need to get a life really don't I>>222102730yeah okay go on
>>222102725go ask an llm
>the fireworks have already startedffs it's not even july>>222102723is he ok?
>>222102740you're too lazy to actually do it
>>222102697thought this was my car for a secondmine looks just like that
>>222102725it isn't rudeharry kane is great chaphe's still working class
How come Skyrim has houseCarls but not houseTyrones or houseJamals?
>>222102752the post office is like 2 minutes from my flat
are aitch
>>222102762hmm will discuss tomorrow
>>222102752ktim
None of you are real
>>222102725why are you asking me i started this conversation by saying i know little about their class system besides the fact that it exists you seem like a genuine ignoramus so im going to just ignore any further replies
hey tranny posting anon do you have a name for that tranny that fucked a donut then ate it?
>>222102780I know
*enters /brit/*
i will buy your nigga weed at profitbossman is not forthcoming
>>222102780i'm real i think
i wish i wasn't real
>>222102799if your brain has never been fried by weed then you basically have a superpower
>>222102780you're not real
>>222102802I don't think you are mate
>>222102780this is true
so how many barrels of fish is a horse worth brit
>>222102780*yawns loudly right in your face*yh?
i'm real what you get is what you see what you tryna to do to me?you wanna say you're minebe with me all the time you're falling so in love say you just can't get enoughyou're telling all your friends
>>222102799they cost like 35 quid each but you'd be on your arse
>>222102811*shrinks away into nothingness*
What feels legal but is actually illegal and will possibly get you arrested?
>>222102837Saying you're English
>>222102837being a white man
>>222102837being based af on the internet
>>222102837being stabbed
>>222102837filming in public if a police officer doesn't like it
>>222102844it's illegal to say you're english
i'm englishcome get me keir, you son of a bitch
shit yank posthalf shit leaf postsame as it ever was
>>222102837Trying to get your consigned Legos back from Bricks and Minifigs, apparently.
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rwX4bVTsIs
not sure what being real actually means
>>222102837Leaving a party after having too many drinks and deciding to sleep it off in your car for the night instead of taking the risk of driving home drunk and killing someone.Since sleeping it off in your car can get you busted for drunk driving in a lot of places, some folks roll the dice and try to make it home so they don't get arrested for drunk driving while sleeping in their car.
ooh, it feels illegal
>>222102837posting memes online
>>222102837Crossing state lines with marijuana that I legally bought at a legitimate business
>>222102882>blurred feet
>>222102870zionist freak
>>222102837Not illegal exactly, but women have had their babies taken from them because they were given drugs at the hospital during labor and then said baby tested positive for those drugs.Sorry for crummy source but the *British Guardian* also covered it.https://revealnews.org/article/hospitals-gave-women-medications-during-childbirth-then-reported-them-for-using-illicit-drugs/
>>222102904holy John McAfee
>>222102837Sodomy in 12 states! Archaic and unenforceable but strangely still on the books.
nigga I ain't clicking that shit
Sir John McAfee
>>222102893FOY
The nigga carta
>>222102831don't care kill me
Bless me McAfee for I have sinned.
>>222102913no one wants to champion a "legalize buttsex" campaign in a red state
>>222102904i clicked this
>>222102904
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>>222102933"Sodomy" technically applies to any kind of sex in which the main purpose isn't meant for procreation.Anal is the obvious one everyone thinks of but oral sex is also considered Sodomy and would thus be illegal.
>>222102939screeach
anybody brave enough to open it?it looks like it directs to some fake microsoft sign in link
>>222102939scream
>>222102939egp
>>222102939screaming
>>222102943So you're saying pretty much everyone is going to jail, then.
>>222102929love u
>>222102933I live in a red state, and I think that I would probably go far on a platform of, "A Vote For Me is Vote for Blow Jobs"
I love lorde and im not even that much of a faghttps://youtu.be/XOhFeRmL6kk
>>222102939actual shriek
>>222102968only if you ran with a (r) next to your name and said "make blowjobs great again"you should do it, and then be the most liberal politician possible
virustotal says it was clean
>>222102913I was confused for a second because in my language sodomy mainly refers to sex with animals. But then I remembered it's different in English
>>222102968whats wrong with your flag
clicking now
>>222102867That whole thing is so fucked
>>222102609blew that nigga head smoove off
>>222103008For someone not in the know…what?
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>>222102638if you post enough PII on here that people can actually dox you then you deserve it
>>222103016It is a deep rabbit hole. Old man took his collection of rare Star Wars Legos to a Bricks & Minifig store to sell on consignment. Its estimated the collection is worth $200,000. Ownership changed hands, new franchise owners won't honor the consignment agreement, but they also won't give the Legos back. I am pretty sure they have sold part of the collection and kept the money. The local cops arent doing anything about the theft, but other police departments are harassing the YouTuber (Reckless Ben) that is trying to help get the Legos back. The drama spans multiple states at this point.
Test
>>222102609>[Not Deleted]
>>222103040s
>>222103030You forgot that it’s exposing a corruption ring in Mormon dominated police forces and judiciaries, too
i want die
>>222103052Mormons won't let something silly like honesty or integrity get in the way of their money.
>>222103057love youi hope u feel better in the morningdid u drink
>>222103057dont
>>222103065need her thighs to suffocate me
bit of a rorke myself but I've noticed that your average yank rorke is a total psycho
What's even the point of studying history?
>>222103030>Legos>copsturn off your vpn and FOY
i would like to date. a sexy goblin
>>222103078To lie
>>222103078good to learn from other's mistakes
>>222103078So that you know when people are lying to you.
>>222103065legs you could suck on
>>222103078why would you not want to do you not care about why the world is the way it is
>>222103057not very nice to say if you don't actually think that (Cf. the other one)upsets others.
Why were teenagers asking for my home WiFi password?
which other one
>>222103104gchq in disguise
reincarnated as my wife's boyfriend
>>222103104Probably because they wanted to use your WiFi.
oksorrybye
>>222103078It’s fun to know about the Venetian republic
>>222103078important to learn where we come from n who we are x
>>222103130my typical conversation with a woman
>>222103113your archnemesis said it 20 times tonighti dont engageits unhealthy to enable those behaviours
>>222103104they're working for GCHQ, they want to read your /brit/ posts
>>222103003if you look up the link it appears exactly in two other places, one leddit thread and one microsoft help thing
History has a Rorkist bias.
>>222103141i genuinely don't even have a problem with them I don't get why they're so antagonistici think they just need someone to dislike
if you saw that spooky link you need to clear your cookies before you log into any microsoft account or else you will be sending your username and password to an accessible database
>>222103133we should build more venices, i just think that place so cute and, i don't know, like alluring i guess lol u mad?
What’s the dumbest takeaway order you’ve ever made?
>>222103164how does that work then
>>222103166Birmingham. The Venice of the Midlands.
>>222103163they've hated normies (you're a normie) since you were a twinkle in your dad's eye
Why am I all of a sudden spotting discarded interdental brushes everywhere?
The Arc of the Moral Universe is Long, But it Bends Toward Rorke
>>222103181i'm far from a normie though actually. they just think you're a normie if you're not a 30 year old virgin
for me it's venetian snares
>>222103177bug exploit
https://x.com/PiraatBlud67/status/2063032482530750481don't even get what the indians are even saying anymore these days
My Turkish coworker mistakenly thought thought there was a TV presenter named Handsome Dec, what are some amusing misunderstandings you’ve encountered?
their life is just hilariously hellish though
(8) im spinningfaster than the world could (8)
one of my wives is from venice
How old do you have to be to know that cash transactions are a thing?
>>222103209listen to in twos
Did you have that one coworker who pushed things too far and ruined it for everyone?
>>222103220don't know
/brit/gpt is online it seems
need some motivation to work hard through the weekend and finish this project by the deadline(motivation other than potentially losing my job if I fail to complete it)say some prayers for me or sommat
>>222103179Oh... MY GOD squeaky cuddle 21 nigga jar
reckon it's too late to make money off of a rorke twitter?
love only works in twos, rorke.
did you ever poo so hard you thought you were going to die?
I just went to my first panto. As an adult Canadian immigrant… Are you all in a cult?
>>222103251oh no we aren't!
What are your unhinged life hacks?
>>222103163>>222103181>>222103192who is "they"
>As an adult Canadian immigrant
Sir r/AskUK Question Reposter
Sweet a new gundam game
the biomass cries out for cody bfs
>>222103267
>>222103266i wipe sideways
How often do y’all actually eat a full sized English breakfast?
>>222103276boring narcissist
>>222103266don't take the tea bag out the mug just leave it in there
Very drunk and high and also entering the flow state
>>222103283never tried it
>>222103267them
I’ve been sitting in A&E for 15 hours, is this just how it is?
>>222103279dont get it
>>222103301it's the world cup mascot
Not to be racist or anything but I hate Indian people with every fibre of my being.
What are your opinions on mass facial recognition in towns?
>>222103300what happened to you
>>222103311analogy for life in there somewhere
don't like third place teams going through to the knockout stagethat's woke
>>222103321don't like it me
>>222103313and your thoughts on dajoos?
AberdeenArmaghBangorBangorBathBelfastBirminghamBradfordBrighton & HoveBristolCambridgeCanterburyCardiffCarlisleChelmsfordChesterChichesterColchesterCoventryDerbyDoncasterDundeeDunfermlineDurhamEdinburghElyExeterGlasgowGloucesterHerefordInvernessKingston-upon-HullLancasterLeedsLeicesterLichfieldLincolnLisburnLiverpoolLondonLondonderryManchesterMilton KeynesNewcastle-upon-TyneNewportNewryNorwichNottinghamOxfordPerthPeterboroughPlymouthPortsmouthPrestonRiponSalfordSalisburySheffieldSouthamptonSouthend-on-SeaSt AlbansSt AsaphSt DavidsStirlingStoke on TrentSunderlandSwanseaTruroWakefieldWellsWestminsterWinchesterWolverhamptonWorcesterWrexhamYork
Is anyone else feeling unsafe today because of how drunk everyone is? As a woman, I have never felt so scared and harassed walking home
>>222103321nightmare genuinely wants me to start wearing full burka stuff
I woke up in a steaming mood because I live in fucking birmingham alabama
>>222103321nothing to hide, nothing to fearsimple as that
>>222103283once or twice a year at most
>>222103334>Perth Perth mentioned
>>222103334wheres blackpool then
>>222103334bangor bangor
Local facebook group is asking questions about my car. Should I be concerned?
recommend me a good book to read
>>222103334>You arrive in Neo Preston, c.2054AD, capital of the Galactic Lancashire Imperium
>>222103343ah live in uh sheethole goshdarnit
>>222103283full sized barely evertoo many components to just make it for yourselfbut i do have a smaller fry up fairly regularly
>>222103343Imagine living in the worse Birmingham lmao
>>222103360yhe binble
Someone I don't know sent me a Valentine's Day card. It was mailed to my work address and arrived two days before Valentine's Day. I doubt that it's one of my coworkers, but I was unable to determine.
>>222103333I like Jews honestly
>>222103334>CardiffI live here!!!!!
>fell asleep>woke up>see this shite on my screenwhat fucking sport is thisnever seen it before in my life
>>222103360Enjoying On Mysticism: The Experience of EcstasyBook by Simon CritchleyAudible Audiobook
>>222103353not a city>>222103354we have two cities called bangor innit
>>222103334>Exeteri live there
>>222103384Deathball cage match.
>>222103360the expanse serieschildren of time series
>>222103377That's lovely. I was heartbroken this year.I've received a card from an unknown admirer, every year, for the past 25 years!This year, no card.First my nan dies. Now this.
>>222103360The History of the Conquest of Mexico, by William Hickling Prescott
>>222103334I'm from Bangor (Maine)
>>222103360i've been on a jack london kick lately
>>222103399sensible chuckle
>>222103389bangor bangor
>>222103399maybe your nan was your secret admirer
>>222103384cage tennis
>>222103360the conspiracy against the human race
>>222103415Is that not... the joke?
What are some discontinued UK foods that need to be brought back?
do Brits pronounce Bangor the same way people in Bangor, Maine pronounce it (i.e. "Bane-gore"
>>222103429my apologies, i am autistic i did not realise
>>222103435i don't know
don't tell the yank anything but to fuck off
>Bane-gore?
>>222103435fuck off yank
the beatles became hippies in bangor
>>222103334um mate... please don't post my address on 4chan again
>>222103453Which one
Why do vegan products make people so angry?
>>222103448they shamelessly use british vpns nowtrust no one
>>222103334>Elynever heard of this
Battle of Borodino. Mental.
>>222103442if you saw a car with a bumper sticker that said honk if you like pizza what do you think that means?
now this book will really blow your hair back
>>222103466wales obviouslyno one cares about the northern irish bangor
if /brit/ were a HOI4 faction then our possible leaders would be scobie or toby
making gay noises
>>222103470which vpns let you post on t' 'chan?
>>222103486dunno
>>222103475it's just a reposted chain from redditso are half the posts in this thread
>>222103334lived in all of these cities btw
>>222103493I know
>>222103334half of these are minority white british btw
>>222103499This does not deserve to be downvoted this much! It’s just how your brain works, I can relate! I’d give this 80 upvotes if I could!Edit: deserve instead of disserve.
British Sikhs, how common is carrying the kirpan and how would a ban be recieved?
raving rabbids but it's raving rorkes
>>222103514interesting idea to adopt a 'rabbid' mentality in your life and see what fruits it brings forth
knicks exposing these frauds!!!!!
>>222103524yeah i'd adopt a rabbit
Which of your mates has the best nickname and how did it come about?
>>222103528you should get two because they get lonely
What happened to you in Primary school that you just can't let go of?
do yahoo answers next thread
r/askUKcracking stuff
beat your meat to the beat
>>222103551going to bed actuallyI've been doing this for more than an hour nowreally fucking unhealthyit's 3.30am
>>222103573i thought it was quite funny
>>222103551i can barely remember primary school
get it made
>>222103580ok thx love youmight bring back the gimmick another day
>>222103587probably better in the day time when people will actually answer the questions
>>222096323>>222096323>>222096323Recycle
you know you can make the new yourselfyou don't have to wait for me to do it
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
