Lil Pump edition
so here we are
Awful edition
>>222111894Prefer this, mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bx7QFFlV9M
>>222111894esketit
so there i wasposting on /brit/just like any other saturdaythen all of a sudden—
>>222111916Booba
>>222111916love her genes
Final Fantasy Revelation coming up spring 2027!! I am looking forward to it!! Especially playing as Vincent.
not gonna make it until this friendly match at 9pm just gonna start drinking now
>>222111911
was doing overtime today from 9am to 1pm, and the overtime manager messaged me asking if I could stay on a few hours later as it would be a massive help to her. I'm on to 4pm now. That's the overtime goodwill locked in. If they ever took overtime away from me my future millionaire plan would be in tatters
hate when people ask me what music I listen to and I have to explain that I am a boring freak who they will never enjoy being around
asking claude on how to figure out if proto gf was put off by my behaviour
is it true that brit/ is hauntid by a dead former poster
>>222111945what's the best thing to get in Aldi if money is no object?
>>222111945Hopefully you'll have killed yourself by then x
>>222111965a clue
>>222111965>what's the best thing to get in Aldi if money is no object?a gps to tesco
>>222111960or you could just say foo fighters
>>222111964haunted by gay mikey
>>222111959need a job with overtime like this. would spam it every weekend cos i got nothing else to do
>>222111945surprised they used reunion for the crisis core remaster, would've made sense to use it in the 3rd main line installment. unless of course there is no reunion
>>222111965Castration of the willy and balls. It's why he works there, so he can get an employee discount to get it cheaper
Recalling a thread from last year at like 5am where a bloke was going on about how he was going to go to the golden circle to sell drugs even putting them up his bum if he had to. No clue if he was serious or not but I humoured it regardless
waow another final fantasy remake! how exciting!
Is you were black would you be respectable like your parents who escaped poverty or become a wasteman?
>>222112004bringing his golden circle to the golden circle
>>222111990in english, doc!
>>222112007just catching up on the OLDs
>>222112007FFVII by chance?
hangover niccy pouch was not good I think I might die
we all know what his final fantasy really is
nth for the baddiedem
>>222112054nan died of that i think
might go watch backrooms again
>>222112064You are in love with that AI-generated image file.
>>222112007this but unnironically
>>222112067Is that Canelo Álvarez?
>>222112081is it good then?
Galileo don't talk to me about science. Make me television.
>D-Day veterans mark anniversarybro move on
>>222112016gp however sadly i was mistaken it's called the golden trianglehttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215887558/#q215887950Wonder if he was genuine and now he's selling crack or whatever
>>222111977Exactly the same as saying he's a boring freak really. Rock music for people that don't like rock music.
>>222112107niggas landed on 2 empty beaches and 1 semi defended and act like it was a big deal
>>222112095better horror movie than a lot of the more recent slop the genre has put out
>>222111894uwuesketit
rorke on a mad one
>>222112133more people died on D-Day than people died ever before that
>>222112141scream
>>222112055and he will never reach it
Thank you for the Japanese video game industry for still making women look SEXY!
the results are in
>>222112108I met a drug dealer in Myanmar once, had Dutch citizenship so was buying pills and research chems cheap and getting them shipped over and selling them to dealers in Myanmar/Burma. Had been stabbed a couple of times and showed me the wounds, but had a gun and said he was prepared now. Met him and his thai wife in Bangkok one night, interesting guy. Wouldn't want to spend any more time with him.
The traddiedem
>>222112141fuck sake rorke loves his ai
just sitting in my bedroom aren’t i
bfberg bought a panini press and has been doing me wraps and paninis every morning and omg they taste so fucking good
>>222112112Me in the crowd
>>222112203My smelly incel cave, as it were
got some orange juice in a glass on my desk
>>222112208used to partake in a bacon and brie panini on occasion
google maps have a new dua lipa "feature" where you can do google street view as dua lipaone of the gayest thing i've ever seen. this is what they pay google engineers $500k a year for?
good afternoon friends
>>222112227i don't understand the concept of doing google street view as dua lipa
>>222112141soul
giwtwm
>>222112227this is unverified
>>222112225get some cheese, cajun chicken, lettucelush
>>222112108bringing his ring of fire to the ring of fire
>>222112227Get a life away from the internet and you'll have real things to worry about
>>222112233funny number
>>222112234click it>>222112245retard
>>222112256so what does it do
>>222112266It's street view but with dua lipa
Morticia Addams sex arse
>>222112266dua lipa google maps
>>222112256doesn't appear for me
>>222112266forces you to pledge allegience to the tranny flag
Sorry, I'm not going to entertain homosexuals. Just not on really is it.
Mad how easy it is to get steps in when I don't need to toil
>>222112170What Myanmar nice? Also when did you go, they're still in civil war at the moment I believe. And so you met him in Myanmar and then again in Thailand?
>>222112266Dua Lipa
rorke's grandad trying to get the map to work on his Google Pixel to get to his wife's funeral on time but he's stuck in Dua Lipa street mode
Duo Lips
is furiosa (2024) any good?
>>222112300screaming
>>222112256this is just that google maps thing they have in certain places there's like over a dozen of them, if you go over loch ness the google street view man turns into the loch ness monster
any of you gays want to go for a cuppa with me
>>222112310not wrong is he
>>222112335not going to fall for that one rasheed
just been honour killed by my dad for taking out a gay kafir for a cuppa
A good app for learning Japanese is Renshuu. It's free and has no ads and it lets you see stroke order and even write the characters out. Better than garbage like DuoLingo
have a gay person. Have two.
>>222112335cuppa piss
>>222112310makes sense
Just found out that I suffer from body dysphoria
>>222112354So do you just have no sexual desire at all or what?
>>222112354what's japanese for my cat is pretty
speaking of stroke order
>>222112373I consider myself bisexual
>>222112371have a burger
mental how that one radiohead song goes like „in an interstellar burst, i’m about to say the n word”
>>222112085nothing AI about meli meli
>>222112335Ah shure why not, lad?Cuppa tae it is
>>222112310>i know you take your ultra conservative religion very seriously but can you just put that to one side for some benders and trannies
wtf since when was this a thing
Been so invested in the lego drama. It is like a new tv series.
*gets everywhere*
>>222112168me in the 32
>>222112381So what's your type?
>>222112290Nah I didn't go to Myanmar, just met him in a bar off Khao San road while drinking with a friend and got chatting. I was out there in 2016 but had a mate that worked and lived in Yangon until a couple of years ago. He never felt in any personal danger during the civil war but he said it was pretty scary for the locals since most of them just want to live their normal poor lifestyle without having the military rolling tanks down their street every couple of weeks. Heard it's untouched, bit like Thailand was 20 years ago. I got a bit of the wild west experience in rural Cambodia and Laos, although I hear those have been fucked by Chinese tourism since and tidied up so no idea if it's still fun. Smoking opium in Laos was a particular highlight.
>>222112386I had 2 for breakie
>>222112171are sharing rupert posts on faceyb
>>222112399she did it on purpose, couldn't stand the small car being the centre of attention
>>222112419Don't really have one it's a case by case basis.
>>222112423Have you considered writing a book? I wouldn't read it, but have you considered it?
>>222112416no mess if you eat out of a trough
>>222112435how did you solve your body dysphoria
wonder what they're up to rn
>>222112435What types of people have you fancied then?
>>222112423sounds like a gay porn i watched, also where else have you been? once i am finally employed I will certainly have an adventure somewhere
just drank my orange juice now im drinking a coffee
was thinking the other day and I realised that Vince McMahon genuinely hates women because his own mum was mean to him
/brit/ is a moustache free zone
>>222112479mad how many people there are that just let one small thing that happened to them in their childhood totally dominate them until they die*glances over at /brit/*
>>222112107Fought for the Jews AwardDied for ZOG Award
>>222112436Lol yeah I have and am, got about 40k words of a sci-fi that will likely never be published but I would like to have it turned into a TV show or movie and make loads of money and then not have to work any more. Then maybe I'll do one about drugging and fucking trannies in Asia
rorke getting pulverised into atoms by an f150 while walking to the met life stadium for the wc because the uber was 200 pounds
>>222112509ww2 was not about the holocaust
>>222112504kahtim but I don't know how to escape this mental cage of mine
>>222112449godless orientals. Need their behaviour corrected... somehow
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>cronem>bradders imageSCREAMING>porn images>KLOP images >porn images [Deleted]>KLOP images [Deleted] >UmSCREAMING
>>222112471>Gay porn gimmick Well executed Got made redundant in '16 and spent 6 months wandering around Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam, Laos, Malaysia and Indonesia. Then I ran out of money and had to go back to work.
>>222112542love finishing a game then watching a gloichless speedrun to see the most efficient way of beating it
>>222112568join the army
>>222112516What a coincidence. I want to write a sci-fi show or movie and make loads of money and not have to work any more.
>walk into a room >4-5 flys>kill them >4-5 just spawns just bloody sick of it
>>222112435So when you were getting bummed by your uncle, did you like him?
>>222112556You know what'd be like the wild west, papa new guinea. Saw a video the other from there too where they were literally using bows and arrows in the street. An arms dealer would do well over there
here I am, at toil
>>222112574don't know why i replied that, was meant to be an innane voidpost
>>222112578I hope it works out for both of us and we end up at an awards ceremony together and one of us notices the other awkwardly posting on /brit/ and takes a photo of them and it blossoms into an awkward friendship
>>>/fit/77315509>>>/fit/77315509>>>/fit/77315509early new
>>222112112Different ethnicities supporting the same cause (whether it's this, or a football team, or anything else) makes Rorke fly into a fit of rage
mental how mental mental people are
>>222112602Sounds mental. I'd like to go to South America also and do their lovely cocaine but I'm not really that keen on being kidnapped and ransomed because my family aren't rich
That's rorke schooled
well that's the kitchen flooded
>>222112602some gangs have weapons smuggled in from the various conflicts in the region
>>222112524It was about the jews wanting to crush the young national states of Europe which had arisen to crush the power of international jewish capitalism and bolshevism.
roar nigger screaming
>>222112651me in the 12%
>>222112651You need to realise, the majority of those blue votes come from non-White people. I would like to see the same poll but with only responses from people who could be plausible qualified to answer this question.
>>222112651Gen X being racist, Gen Z being fence-sitters
>>222112651>poll shows that white brits will overwhelmingly choose a poll option that won't get them arrested
>>222112666A very Far Cry 3 region, the contents of the game honestly weren't too far off sometimes
running over niggers in my big car
might make runt noodles
>>222112713cope most people aren’t racist your beliefs are fringe
>>222112727rorke screaming
>>222112706There's literally a section sorted by ethnicity on that graph, and there's more blue whites than the other ethnicities
>>222112651funny how blacks recognise reality more than whites
obviously a non-white person can be "english"they can't be anglo-saxon however
>>222112677it wasnt though reallyunless the jews mind controlled hitler and made him invade czechoslovakia and polandand then denmark and norway and the netherlands and belgium & luxembourg and yugoslavia and greece
>>222112706says right there
Watching Addams family values.
ive ran out of things to do todaydont know what else to get up to
A majority of people also once believed that the Earth was at the centre of the Solar System. Doesn't make it true.
maybe hitler wasn’t such a good person
not currently enjoying this boozetoil. Still much to get through howeverbeit
>>222112763>unless the jews mind controlled hitler and made him invade czechoslovakia and polandGermany had the right to claim its land and unify its people.
>>222112783no rorke the earth is not spinning around at hundreds of miles an hour get a grip
>>222112787why?because Churchill and other warmongers started a war with Hitler when he was trying to save Europe from communist despotism?
>>222112767>>222112749>Self-identificationDon't trust it. For all we know all those white votes are actually Indian who consider themselves white.
>>222112783i dont get why they thought the earth was at the centre when there's a big fuck off sun that controls night and day and crop growth and all aspects of lifeplenty of other cultures worship the sun as a god, why not europeans
>>222112816hm maybe you’re not a smart person
>>222112651inb4 weekend-long rorke melty triggered by this post
Rorke just has his head in the sand. You can show him infinite times that most Brits aren't racist, and he'll just stick his fingers in his ears and say "lah lah lah I can't hear you!"
>>222112842Because from our point of view it appears like the Sun is moving, and the Earth is stationary. That's literally the only reason
>>222112805oh so it was about claiming land and unifying people, not whatever you said before? please at least try and maintain consistency over two posts
Islamophobia is completely out of control in Britain
so it's not just old hags on twitter who have a problem with men dating women of a LEGAL age
>>222112859>most brits aren’t racistliterally a rorke talking point
What are your thoughts on Terry Pratchett?
>>222112651people are idiots doesn't make them right
>>222112888tactical wokeness
>>222112888>call out why not throw out instead? muzzies don’t care if you ‘call them out’
>>222112888ok
>>222112888says this as if he wouldn't handcuff his mrs to the aga
>>222112894holy grim hope this is fake
>>222112863It was both.Poland was a jewish creation of Versailles
>>222112651me in the 75
>>222112903i didnt know he was that fucking fit
virgin hours again is it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s38yA_UPC68
>>222112895Yeah they'll "wake up" in just two weeks won't they Rorke
>>222112651black genxers staunchly defending this nation when nobody else will
>>Would you meet again?>(Heather on Jack): I had a nice evening but I think the age gap was insurmountable.absolutely insurmountable age gap there it makes you sick so it does she was only 23 (twenty three) years old for pity's sake
>>222112948we have rights just like everyone else does
*knock knock**who's there**rorke**rorke who**RORKE IS FINISHED*
>>222112894Fucking hell I can't imagine the horror of having a horde of children with phones follow you around for doing nothing wrong. What a hellscape we've had built around us.
>>222112651How do they know what the silent generation thinks?
NEW OCD! NEW OCD!
>>222112973What the fuck is a nature consultant?
>>222112906True, we saw that on June 23rd 2016
>>222112973someone at the guardian needs to be sacked for that and hard drive checked
can a yank answerwhat is even this building? >>222112894like do 16 year zoomers live together in some kind of apartment?
*surreptitiously adds 'heather, 23, from guardian blind date' to '/brit/ harem.txt'*
>>222112903I've read all discworld, some better than others but all of it was enjoyable enough. Tend to use them as easy quick reads between serious books. Reading the truth currently alongside a nonfiction so I've got something light-hearted and easy to breeze through. Think people that actively dislike Pratchett are missing whimsy in their lives.
>>222113013consults the bees on the going on and that
>>222113016
>>222112973the most disturbing thing is bro's facial hair
yeah let me just pick the very first chair on the row at the cinema and put my bags and food on the floor so no one can get past, what's that mate you need to get though? yeah just give me 10 minues to move all my stuff for you
>>222112888our conservative national daily put out a hit piece on muslims a couple days ago discouraging further immigration because muslims are homophobic
>>222112973Was shagging a 30 year old bipolar American girl living illegally in the UK when I was 21. She gave me hpv and the best blowjobs of my life.
What suit colour would look best on an incellious slug of a man?Is black the safest option?
>>222112973>nature consultant>marketing for a homelessness charityGod I hate middle class walkersThese cretins do NOTHINGGet them melted down into potholes
>>222113064
>>2221130732 or 5
>>222113061picturing rorke angrily typing out this post in the cinema after someone took 5 seconds to move their bags from the isle to let him through
>>222113080Mystery meat chads keep winning
>>222113073Charcoal grey (2nd from left)Black suits are too formalNavy only looks good if you're a blonde Chad like me
>>222113073the rorke cut
>>222113080get it together mikey
proto gf seems to be texting normal thank god
>>222113073Sort of depends on the occasion, black can be a bit of overkill in some places
>>222113080>irish in the top 5clearly fake
>>222113080those fucking speccy unknown twats
got a nice suit for my sister's wedding and when I looked back at the photos of me I still looked like a horrible freak. I was in decent shape, I'm tall, non-balding etc, but there's just something wrong with my face and head that makes me look like a horrible cretinous freak, even when dressed well
>>222113121>>222113111it's for all formal occasions (job interviews, weddings)i ain't buying more than one suit
>middle class walkers
>>222113113Yo homie, that my briefcase?
>>222113080chinese century is officially overspaceniggers are in full control
Taking shots of tesco own brand quadruple strength cherries and berries squash so I can speedrun diabetes and lose my left foot (I have a veruca and it's the easiest way I can think up to get rid of it)
>>222113116completely fucked it up with this gorgeous polish girli got mindfucked by how hot she was and her taking an interest in a loser like me
>>222113111this is good adviceI didn't have a suit for work when I started so wore my black school blazer with the badges cut off until a nasty slag noticed on the first day and tried to bully me over it
WEE OOO WEE OOO WASTED DAY ALERT! WASTED DAY ALERT!
Been teaching my sister to drive. Failed 3 or 4 times, once recently. Has very bad adhd. She passed today. Drove around the area for an hour before hand and she did well, really fucking well because she was calm and confident for once. Taught her how to do wheel spins because she was hesitant at junctions because she thought she'd stall. That was the game changer in my opinion. She got a single mistake, whereas I got 7 because I was heavily hung over from a bottle of rum the night before. Very proud. /blog
>>222113157Polish women are notorious race mixers
why are we so fucking stupid
having a headache
This site says charcoal for formal or professional look, navy for casual or more youthful look.Weird because I see Donald T wear blue suits all the time.
>>222113157yeah can’t make yourself seem to intrested, they think they’re hot shit then (they might be)
>>222112973>Man on the woman: she was lovely, stunning, wonderful, passionate, would love to meet again if she would be so kind, 8/10>Woman on the man: he was nice, no complaints, didn't kiss, didn't hug, shook my hand awkwardly so would be lovely if a steam roller crushed him on the way home so i don't have to see him again 8/10every blind date on the guardian
>>222113170*flies over to poland*
>>222113151KEK
There's a Ukrainian prostitute near me Shall I go shag her?
always wonder how if they can make double strength concentrate or indeed quadruple strength juice then why stop there? I want to see even higher powers of 2 strength diluting juice. I want it so concentrated it comes out the bottle like thick honey
>>222113170yeah thanks for that rorke…very cool
Update on the cat.He now appears to be in his final hours. He's beathing is erratic and laboured. I've put a blanket over him to keep him warm and I'm staying close. He woke up about an hour ago and made a few noises but went back to sleep within a minute or so. Had a little cry just there but I know this is the natural end of his life. Better than being knocked over and killed or dying from a disease well before his time. He is 18 this month.
>>222113170>literally the most white group of women on the planet>notorious racemixerspacker
>>222113169id love to play hide the hotdog with your sister, pal
>>222113163That was a silly move. Did you need to wear a jacket? I've never had a job that required more than a shirt.
rorke offering solutions
>>222113226Bet you can't even drive pal
>>222113222:(He had a good run
oh leftypol, the rorkes, the rorkes are calling
>>222113141Hm dunno then honestly, any would be fine then imo
>>222113222pull his tail for a laugh
>>222113169You're going to bring out the autist that gets furious and tells people ADHD and autism don't exist whenever either are mentioned.Good on sisberg tho, buy her a bottle of rum to celebrate
>>222113237had a licence for the last decadegonna be driving up to pick up your sisterthen giving her a bloody rogering
>>222113222That's a great age for catberg, obviously you've looked after him well. F catberg. It's part of life and it'll be each of us one day. Unlike rorke who'll get his head smashed in by riot police.
>>222113183bog shart has absolutely no taste in anything and you should not use him as a role model in any way
>>222113236get the biomass in
>>222113141Get charcoalIt's versatile
>>222113230>Did you need to wear a jacketthey said the dress code was to be smart so I thought i would be safe for the first day
>>222113169celebratory shag is in order
>>222113236>not my problembased
>>222113222F
go outside
>>222113163sc
catberg is probably playing a prank because he wants food
>>222113236he's right it's not his job to personally handle recruiting
>>222113274By wearing your butchered school jacket? Hmmm
>>222113260She is elated to say the least, I'm very proud of her. Very very proud. We had some good omens on the way in too. She was so confident and ready for it, I kinda knew it was time but still I had a few quiet doubts. I think another thing that worked for her (fighters get this treatment) is just constant praise and ego boosts on the run up. Endless compliments through the drive to the test centre.
>black school blazer with the badges cut offOH MY DAYS RORKE
What's your shagger level lads?>Shagger Apprentice>Shagger Novice>Shagger Initiate >Shagger Knight>Shagger Expert >Deputy Shagmaster>Shagmaster>Grand Shagmaster
>>222113183Would it be okay to wear a white shirt with charcoal pants and purple tie?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780602148430874.mp4
>>222113285Is that Kingdom Come?
Robbie Williams at Charity Soccer Match (1996)
>>222113222give him something tasty as a final treat
>>222113323it wasn't butchered, it just had the school badge part removed. it was a smart black blazer but this cunt had obviously been watching something on telly about suits vs blazers and asked if I was wearing a blazer
>>222113350i feel like the blazer would cover up my pudgy belly and puff up my twink shoulders
>>222113374yeah
>>222113222he was lucky to have such nice people caring for him and he loves you very much x
>>222113169Congrats all around well done to her for passing and well done to you for helping her now shag her up the arse
>Michelle Trachtenberg>Nicholas Brendon>Anthony Headthey're dropping like flies, brother
one yankism i accept is the pronunciation of lieutenant
*walks towards the camera*
>>222113349i could live to be 10,000 and would never reach even the bottom tierutterly vile slug of a man me
>>222113169congrats coach x
>Sullivan steps down at West Ham in wake of allegationsanother nonce exposed
>>222113423it's pronounced exactly the same here
>>222113373i spent a minute finding and putting my headphones on just to watch this pointless video. thanks
>>222113407she were proper fit in euro trip
> Corporals Wood and Howes were wearing civilian clothes and driving in a silver Volkswagen Passat hatchback. The Mac Brádaigh funeral was making its way along the Andersonstown Road towards Milltown Cemetery when the corporals' car appeared from the opposite direction. The car was driven straight towards the front of the funeral, which was headed by several black taxis. It was driven past a Sinn Féin steward who had signalled the driver to turn. Mourners at the funeral said they believed they were under attack from Ulster loyalists.[13] The driver then mounted a pavement, scattering mourners, and turned into a small side road. When this road was blocked, the driver then reversed at speed, ending up within the funeral procession. Wood attempted to drive the car out of the procession but his exit route was blocked by a black taxi.>An angry crowd surrounded the car, smashed the windows and attempted to drag the soldiers out. Wood produced a Browning Hi-Power 9mm handgun,[14] which each of the soldiers was armed with. Wood climbed partly out of a window and fired a shot in the air, which briefly scattered the crowd. The crowd then surged back, with some of them attacking the car with a wheel-brace and a stepladder snatched from a photographer. The men were eventually pulled from the car and punched and kicked to the ground.[15]> The two soldiers were placed in a taxi and driven around to a waste ground near Penny Lane (South Link), just 200 yd (180 m) off the main Andersonstown Road. There they were taken out of the vehicle and shot dead. Wood was shot six times: twice in the head and four times in the chest. He had also been stabbed four times in the back of the neck. Howes was shot five times: once in the head and four times in the body. Each also had multiple injuries to other parts of their bodies.[4] The perpetrators quickly left the scene.mad how this happened only 20 something years ago
>>222113375this was before he turned himself into a monkey
gullible morons really believed that story about me helping my sister pass the driving test kek they never learn
>>222113222you did 'berg right lad x
top 10 poo moments
>>222113373we absolutely must must must must must must must allow tiny and timid women to continue doing this job
>>222113442british is lef-tennant
>>222113478number 7, its poo sealmany said poo couldn't be funny any more in the post-covid world, but in 2025 this loveable seal proved everybody wrong when he covered himself from head to flipper in poo!
>>222113407I'm still mad :(
>>222113373police (noun) who can't police (verb)>>222113445why don't you just stuff without headphones
>>222113267Yeah, I think it makes him like 90+ years old in human years.>>222113396Cheers fren, I've tried my best x
>>222113484the bigger issue is that they're both wogs that should be swiftly deported and/or beheaded
>>222113512literally never heard anyone say that, i think we've pretty much adopted the loo-ten-ant pronunciation
>>222113542sir stepjan rorkevic
>>222113545Well the main usage is in the military and they still say it leftenant for some incomprehensible reason. Not military myself just used to work with a guy who had been and I asked him about it.
>>222113591>>222113591>>222113591
