edish edish
listen matehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780699160562297.webm
>my personality is making the same over and over and recording it and posting it online
nth for the holodem
>>222113591she insists upon herself
>>222113542tbf both issues derive from the same base retardation
>>222113591how many times have i called this bint sersh not realising it was a different personsomeone please back me up here and tell me i'm not faceblind
lieutypol
>>222113648i would have got a massive boner in that situation
if you were an incel in the tes universe who should you pray to mara or dibella
>>222113658it's alright lad, /brit/ is an autist general
>>222113674for overall life satisfaction probably marafor pure results molag bal
>>222113674and you wonder why you get no pussy
>>222113674mara is the squid one? that one
actually I'll have you know /brit/ is the top shaggers general and we are all top shaggers here
>>222113673love being thrown around by a big strong man do you?
>>222113673real, i accidentally discovered this side of me when play fighting with a girl and had to stop because i was getting one, not even a weird sort of rapey freak me it's just what occurred
Macho Macho man I've got to be a macho man
>49 people die of thirst after truck breaks down in Sahara desert while returning from Muslim festivalscr
rorke unchained
>>222113721yes agreed i mistook matawhateverherfacewas for sersh because i have shagged that many birds that they all look the same to me now
business idea: LEGO sir keir starmer video game
>>222113746Agua por favor
>christianitybaby with original sin dies before baptism goes to hell eternity>Islambaby with no original sin dies, goes straight to paradise
>>222113770told you I ain't go no damn agua
F for anons cat. May he catch many mice in heaven.
LEGO sir kier starmer this should be made into a video game
>>222113744the einsatzgruppen singing this whilst marching in leather
to the town of agua fria rode a stranger one fine day
69 with British roses
ktimhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780755976095632.webm
>>222113780only crazy american proddys believe that
>>222113797s
I ain't got no Dr Pepper
>>222113805
>>222113781god wills it
>>222113658irish phenotype
>>222113815why does my willy feel yummy watching this?
>>222113805Would still shag all of these munters. Youth = beauty
>>222113843rorke attempting the deanospin and falling flat on his face into a puddle
You guys buy this Duffy story about being kidnapped and raped? Just doesn’t make any sense to me from what I’ve read. How does an internationally successful musician get “drugged at a restaurant” and “taken to a foreign country”?
Reckon I can spend £500 per month on escorts with my current incomeThat's like 2.5 puntsNEED to get rich somehow
>>222113843lad on the left taking a brief break from ogling them to share a smile with the oncoming group of lads as he acknowledges them doing the same thing
>>222113805if these are chubby at this age they will be absolute monsters in middle age
>>222113843cheeky little spin
>>222113872yeah we have eyes
rorke identifying as eastern orthodox
big poo forming
mad how goated i am at cs betting
Old people calling sex with prostitutes "punts"
>>222113736
fucked up in the crib
>>222113932if you were actually good at betting i.e in the black over time they'd just close your account. That's what they do, just say "thanks for your business but we don't want to continue with you as our customer". And they're entitled to do so.
By the way this is the Pajeet who is obsessed with us, always posting these street creeper videos and calling British girls fat pigs>>222113805He went and spliced all the fattest ones he could find together. Pathetic man.
>>222113976myth
Birthing a turd child
Pounding escorts and forcing them to deep throat you is GOATed
>>222113964yeah no way i'd be doing that, fairly well endowed and it'd show
>>222113964No one actually fights like that in real life so what's the point in learning how to do it?
>>222113964boy is fighting for his life lmao look at how he's trying to get his mid region away from her
>>222113999yeah i’m sure it’s better than sex with a cute 20 something year old who smells nice
>>222114002Basically foreplay innit
>>222113976that's against GDPR
>>222113976they don't care if someone actually does well, at many casinos they give rewards and gifts to people who do well, as long as they're making profit which they always will as the fix it, they don't care
>>222113964
>>222114002Wrestling is the best base for MMA. Most successful UFC fighters started off with wrestling as kids then learned to strike and grapple later.
>>222114037mma is gay and shit
for me? krav maga
might learn finnish
>>222113976Some of the streamers I subscribe to win regularly and they don't close their accounts. Sometimes big money too
>>222114034
>>222114048*jabs you*
>>222114019You can meet cute 20 something escortsI've seen several
>>222114017You want your hips to be above theirs, to maintain top position and control. He's on top for that entire video except for a brief moment where her hips are above his and he quickly puts her back on bottom. He isn't thinking about "his boner" at all, just trying to maintain the better position.
>>222114055Why's that
>>222114055just watch röllihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-hvh6GNt0Q
>>222114073apparently it's really logical and rules-based
>>222114094and that would satisfy your autism?
>>222114037no one fights like MMA in real life either so it's also pointless. if you want to be a good fighter in real life the best things to learn is the art of surprise and a strong punch. Restraint is important too, once you know you're good, you can't just go round fighting people just because you can
>>222114055Suomi perkele benis
>>222114066could never pay for sex, especially with a condom on seems like a lot of money for not much pleasure
why even kick the bill around?
>>222114102Yeah I'm sure your art of surprise is enough to defeat all the MMA fighters.
>>222114030High rollers getting comped is because they're spending large sums of money, not because they're winning large sums of money. If you watch card counting videos on youtube you'll see the moment someone is up for too long they just get the tap on the shoulder and it's time to cash out.>>222114061Streamers play with fake money, made up 1s and 0s, on dodgy asian gambling websites. It's bing bing wahoo monopoly money. The Macao gambling websites make their money from Timmy 12 year old signing up with his dad's credit card after watching his hero xQc win 10million dollars in online slots.
>>222114109Condoms aren't such a big dealIt's fun getting to fuck hot women with no strings attached
>>222114094Spergy reason to learn a language, at least it's not to move there though, they have worse unemployment than Spain they've got a bunch of NEETsListen to Leevi and the Leavings songs they're greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro6j1uZwDEc
>>222114069This is a very gay and low test way of looking at it
learnding finnish from ylilauta :Dbenis :DD
>>222114069>boneri have one of them
>>222114126they won it live
>>222114122The fromster?
used to think most mental health problems were mostly bullshit but ive abused alcohol for so long that i now have some form of derealisation or depersonalisation syndrome and its scary and there seems to be no real cure
>>222114126That is true actually yeah I was thinking of a guy but he didn't actually make a lot of money misremembering. And yeah I heard a strat card counters use is to tip the dealer so they don't tell the pit boss you're counting
>>222114141grow up
> if you want to be a good fighter in real life the best things to learn is the art of surprise and a strong punch
>>222114129i haven’t tried it so maybe shouldn’t really have an opinion on this
learn finnish
my speed and agility allows me to win battles against people twice my strength
>>222113964Is this what sex looks like?
>>222114157Probably stop abusing alcohol. I know easier said than done I'm trying to do the very same
>>222114121the point is that the fight will be over before the MMA dweeb knows it has started
>>222114141
>>222114157bit different when you've abused a substance that does literal CNS/brain damage (see korsakoff syndrome)this is not the same as some 18 year old who thinks they've got depersonalisation because they read some pop psychology article on it
i could heem everyone in this thread
>>222114161This english guy's channel is pretty good if you're interesting in watching what it's like for card counters:https://www.youtube.com/@stevenbridges
>>222114207
>>222114194crazy how they were doing surreal gen alpha memes like 15 years ago
>>222114129>no strings attachedWhat about your money?
>>222114234spurdberg :D
rec me a video game to play thats good
had some friendly banter with a meth head in line behind me at the servo in hopes that if I played along he wouldn't chimp out and mutilate me with a machete
These trans folk straight up fuked in they head
if I hear a runt say lootenant again i'll i'll do something something bad
>>222113674mara
Just got back from shop team got some porridge pots for breakfast before toil and some chicken skewers and some onigiri and some protein flapjacks and that's lush I also got other stuff but I'm not listing it all here
>>222113809fuck that's loud
>>222114259sovl
>>222114253Tetris
currently having a poofirm for once
they said if we found UFOs the world would unite against them as a common enemy. this is why they're building AI roko's basilisk. we will have a united humanity to build the future together
>>222114281Lovely lovely stuff de lass it 4x nicer for you x
rorke pulling a knife in a fight and getting stabbed with it 32 times
>>222114281You forgot a large bottle of body and to kill yourself, lad x
>>222114208just watched thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnXUe3wV-4Mvery cool
haven’t had a single erection in two weeks
when you're an american whore who gets shit and pissed on by her clients and is a renter, lieutenant
>>222113809how can mads drink so much and stay thin
>>222114319nah rorke is non violent he uses words in a kirpan fight
don't get erections anymorejust tug my flaccid willard and it cums just the same
>>222114329that's not normal
very nice poo thisclean exitno breaksno wipingweight lifted
>>222114329why? it's not hard?
>>222114317Yeah it is thank you de lads>>222114320Calm down
>>222114329ask google about boobies in image search, that will sort you right out mate
>>222114360I wouldn't reply to him, he's a known paedophile who posts webms of kids he finds fit
Today's bake
Gedding de slob in xDDDDDDDD
only downside is very smellyotherwise it was a satisfactory poo7/10
we haven't had a a single election in 2 weekshow's that democratic
i'm posting on /brit/ in leff of friends.
>>222114353s imagined a tiny soft willy spurting obscene amounts of cum about
>>222114360>>222114370Ah the very common doublepost and reply toself from spaino Kill yourself please. Suggesting an attempt botched castration on your willy. Y'know, so it'll be a fanny x
>>222114368Saw them live at fest in Florida. Had just jumped over a fence to get into the venue because I was on quite a bit of cocaine and broken my foot. Think it was possibly worth it?
>>222114382looks pretty goodhow do you make it?
>>222114405simulation confirmed
melty
i should be allowed to post the images of the chronically buppy puppy without getting warned
any pooman in?
>>222114253eu4
>>222114347He's a 9th dan black belt in the ancient japanese art of karate.
12:30am so naturally neighberg has switched to the louder music with much more bass
>>222114438he allowed
>>220988467right well what's this
>>222114429he's died
>>222114329I've 2 in a week but waited them out, not waggling my willy
>>222114438
>>222114406ingredients areoniongarlicmild chilli pepperred wine stocksoy saucered pestotomato pureetin of tomatoesoreganobasiltopped with parmesan and mozzarellathe veg is mushrooms and broccoli and kale in a butter parsley sauce
here is my canspaedo impression (93% accuracy)Lads, it's the BIG cans, lads. And lads, it's the BIG fish, lads. Lads, that's spaino, lads
>>222113591Get Joanna posted.
>>222114472ai slop
>>222114472very clearly ai
>>222114466corrrrrr
>>222114174Get on AdultWork
>>222113591corr would absolutely destroy her face wiv me spaff
too many posters telling others to kill themselvesimo desu you should never say that no matter how much you may dislike someone it is unbecoming and brings a bad energy to the thread we should all be nice and supportive of one another x
>>222114474now say something noncey and it's bang on
>>222114499grim coomer
Telling library staff they should no longer promote events such as Pride and Black History Month was "Orwellian", a councillor said.
>>222114474Chips, lad. CHIPS, not FISH.You fucking spaino twat x>>222114480I don't know their names, lad>>222114499erm, right.
>>222114499>giffuck my arse.
>>222114499you'd like that would you you sick FREAK
>>222114522spaino
WHAT A LIFE
>>222114504Kill yourself you unfuckable shit-eating mong
>>222114526white women looooove they hegel
>>222114493love this fella
>>222114517said councillors thoughts on internet restrictions and hate speech laws?
>>222114370Yeah I know about his paedophilia and rape fantasies towards his coworkers. Very strange bloke similar to Poleaboo in many ways
>>222114526hoeflation is at unbelievable levels
men behind the poo
>>222114545he is extremely fat and old tooyou mog him in several ways
What does wuppa mean
>>222114540they're partial to a bit of Dostoevsky as well
young rorke has it bad because he's round
1
>>222114545>>222114550Don't forget I'm also 76 years old, raping my mumberg and for some reason, am in a wheelchair but still fuck a nurse
>>222114565fat shit
>>222114557nonce slang for tea
>>222114561thats not a dostoevsky book
any good porn going?
>>222114526hegel being performatively included in frame completely zaps this of any possible eroticism lol image was clearly created with indians who run roman statue laser eye twitter accounts in mind. eeeeYUCK!!!
>>222114540hegel is to leftypol what zodiac is to rorkianism
Rorke failing to retract his foreskin before pissing and getting piss trapped under it and going around stinking of piss all day none the wiser to his own stench
>>222114547While I agree with you in principle, the woman in the post quoted is objectively very attractive by any standard.
>>222114577>>>/s/
>>222114567dont know why you randomly posted about raping your mum but okay
Jacket potato > Chips
>>222114561deranged post
>>222114591Spaino started it thinking I'm chrischan after he got bored claiming I was chinamoot
>>222114565If you didn't know what an elephant was and you were walking around in the woods and saw this you'd take it for a god easy
>>222114561niga thought this was notes from the underground. hahahha illiterate mong kys
any book title with the word 'notes' in is written by feoeordor dosteakysi
>>222114614you need some helo
>>222114561>>222114526not convinced any woman who isn't grotesquely autistic could possibly offer an interesting commentary on such works
>>222114574upon closer inspection you're correct. All this time I've had it I thought it was Notes from the Underground because I never bothered to read beyond the first 2 words lol
>>222114586you are delusional
>>222114504fantastic post
>>222114635screaming in your face
baby elephantcord raid
>>222114623Helo to you too x
get it paved over
helo
>>222114561Mad how small boobs mog
>>222114652they should build `bame` only cities
>>222114607Heehee look at him go
>>222114642you have an unhealthy parasocial relationship with this dead woman and you need to seek professional help for your mental health
>Fyodor Dostoevsky speaks of this>no he didn't>have you read his works?>no. Have you?>...no
>>222114656stop posting this or else
>>222114652>deep england>about a 10 minute walk from the next settlementdo urbantards really
>>222114669yes on the surface of the sun and fly them all there for free
>>222114652>Home Counties>"Deep England"lol
>>222113591stop posting this pure angel on this cursed board
>>222114565Donphan looking chunky
>>222114635notes from the underground is an incel novella a foid wouldn’t get it
>>222114652fink it's bait
still not seen a better behind than this
dipping breadberg in olive oil and balsamic vinegar
just saw an advert and it said picky bits in it
>>222114704Ah lad, no.
>>222114652I live in this image
rorke to the paki behind the greggs till: "i'll grab two sausage rolls please"(i am rorke)
>>222114680not at all>>222114705*boop*
>>222114726posted this fat bitch again award
>>222114726need her to shit in my arse
>>222114652>He was previously Washington correspondent for The Scotsman and assistant editor of Scotland on Sunday. He has also written for The Washington Post, Politico, The Daily Telegraph, The New Republic, Foreign Policy, The Sunday Times, The Daily Beast,[4] the Los Angeles Times, the Scottish Daily Mail, National Review Online, The Sunday Telegraph, The New York Times,[5] The American Conservative, Time, Bloomberg Businessweek, The Observer, the New Statesman, The Big Issue, Slate, CapX, the Irish Independent, Newsweek and The Sunday Business PostDer Ewige Tory
the porn is opened, the wank has started
>>222114733ok
>>222114704
>>222114652maidenhead makes me think of getting my dick sucked by a virgin
Should I watch Running Man or Lost in Translationin the mood for something gay but also in the mood for an action film
>>222114746the german posting is very gay
>>222114749you on the gear again fella?
>>222114760odds Running Manevens Lost in Translation
>>222114756you need helo
Toryism has done more damage to Britain than communism ever has.
>>222114733paki or males don't work in greggs. it's all old ladies
>>222114756helo mate
>>222114768good 'pie
really wish i had a bigger willy
>>222114733I don't get it
>>222114652Why do city people hate anything nice?
>>222114760taking into account everything in your post I'd say watch the original Ghost in the Shell (1995) film. Covers all your bases: futurism, cyberpunk dystopia, japan, action.
>>222114797same my 5.5 inch BWC is not good
Terminator or Batman Begins (nolan)
Might do a naptoil and then do the drinktoilBut could also do the sleeptoil and wake up at midnight
>>222114797it's about proportionality really
Hello
>>222114726stepmum has a bum like that
>>222114785Bizarre and irrelevant statement
>>222114806TDKR isn't batman begins
laughing
>>222114833It's on another channel
massive willy on warwick davis
>>222114829always talm bout sum hello
>>222114763You're jewish, brown and gay.
>>222114811Bizarre and irrelevant statement
straight down the 'atchluv-leeeeeeee
>>222114847all 3?
>>222114830G.H.S
>>222114805my bwc is 6 inches and has proved insufficient in satisfying the fine ladies
>>222114845ausin powers joke
>>222114805yeah i’m about the same size not a good look for girls
>>222114797I'm 6.8 x 5.1 inchesWould honestly kill for just another inch of girth and 0.5 inches length
ktim
>>222114834Bizarre and irrelevant statement
>>222114857elon musk needs to invent cock extensions for us prontoto save the white race
>>222114840african tv has batman begins on one channel at the same time as TDKRs on another? weird
>>222114878post your willy and i'll wank to it
literally just had to nap for 20 minutes cos i couldn't stay awaynot even left the house all daystate of my life ladsstate of my life
>>222114878proper torpedo that
>>222114878>Would honestly kill for just another inch of girth and 0.5 inches lengthwhy
>>222114890alri unc
>>222114890go outside
>why do you want your willy to be bigger
>>222114890get a blood test
wish i had drug
women respond more to sensual pleasure. your small willy problems is just you not being attentive enough. light some candles, buy her flowers, make her dinner, lick her fanny
>>222114907...yh
Dogwalktoil looms, despite the storm he must be walked
>>222114912well?
got a big cock but it never gets used
Someone else make the /new/
>>222114906Having a big dick is all that mattersSeriously the confidence boost must be insane
would you rather be 6'5 and have a 3 incher or be 5'10 and have an 8 incher
>>222114890i do that every weekend. usually from about 3 til 5 but today i had one from 11 til 1
low test thread it appears
>>222114918only girl i've ever been with said she didn't like my licking her body preferred kissing it(didn't lick her fanny tho that would be disgusting and obviously we didn't have sex) she wouldn't even touch my cock
>>2221149435'10 obvs
>>222114941>Having a big dick is all that mattershow so?
>>222114916need4weed
>>2221149436”5 is freak height good luck buying clothes also
>>2221149435'10" and 8 incher obviously, not even a question
*give me shelter starts playing*
posted the fat whore again award
>>222114959>>222114969yeah actuallylet's make it 5'7 rather than 5'10
>>222114949this terrifies and confuses the irishman
>>222114949NOT getting my willard past all this would walk off like the defeated lion in that meme
>>222114985>>222114985>>222114985
>>222114943change it to 5'4'' and an an 8 incher
>>222114704what is her name
