Leftypol at his workstation edition
say walahi bro say walahi
sir dogshit jf edition
break a leg, rorke
That's spaino done up like a kipper
>>222116258let him out
rorke tucking away the red string in the spacker loos to keep it nice and tidyleftypol writhing in his own liquid shite on the cold tiles, unable to reach the cord for help
That’s the soccerfags done
aff tae bed
wish a happening would happen so i could spring into action instead of biding my time here in the incel flat
nth for the baddiedem
his protogf got no long titys. his protgf got those flatlands like in those flat places. his protogf wants nice long breast but won't get. LOL
rorke driving a 1940 ford de luxe coupe
>>222116258thought this was something else
>>222116285Sorry to break it to you but nothing ever happens
the fit
the incel flatcave of sir incel flatman
>>2221162583 my nigga
>>222116285sometimes I have detailed fantasies about saving the lives of my coworkers if they went into cardiac arrestI don't even know first aid
>>222116270not allowed out
>>222116270Should I let him out?
>>222116285ukraine needs your help!
fucking mental how lush women are
>>222116296so what was covid 27
>watching a bloody RUGBY game on BBC2 on the telly>loading up the exact same game on the iplayer is 36 SECONDS behindwhat's the science behind that then
>>222116298this nigga so baller he spherical
why are indians and pakis so obsessed with football but none of them actually play it
Religion is for low IQ mongs who are incapable of taking the leading role of their own life. They need some higher being to guide them through life.I don't need that. I am my own god. I dictate my own morals, beliefs and opinions.
>>222116303holy ai filters
got the poo custom made
>>222116320get a life you boring cunt
you all need to die
sir god of shrewsbury aldi
>>222116258walahi
>>222116359me to all the flies in my house
>>222116360cheers
I AM ADDICTED TO THIS SITEI NEED TO STOP COMING HERE
>>222116360me when im chilling and sipping OJ not giing a single fuck
>>222116239huh?
>>222116383(sound of rorkes head short circuting and exploding)
mad how the writers of reality are just 4chan schizoposters . backrooms the latest of their visions to become real
>>222116383>>222116410it's fake
mental how they’re not afraid of getting murdered in these areas
>>222116381
>>222116416truke uke
>>222116396
radar alert...radar alert...lawchad signal detected
>>222116424they need to be arrested
>>222116383a prophet... he's a prophet and a pusher, partly truth, partly fiction, a walking contradiction
Something very repulsive about the type of person to film videos of them doing nothing interesting. Terrible vanity. Simps should be destroyed.
girls really be wearing skirts this short
>>222116451i want to kill everyone on earth
Well I have just fed the cats
>>222116312rorke thinks men are penger. they're insane
>>222116456it not right, where are we meant to look?we're just innocent men
>>222116456might as well get her arse out entirely
gay
mad how akinator was just the first AI
>>222116470me to flies
>>222116424Who is she? What is Lillipop
>>222116470Yeah agree with that, frankly we've had enough time to let the dolphins have a go at coming up with a decent porpoise
>>222116456>your skirt is too short>so are you king!
>>222116489(pelts you with tomatoes) BOOOOOOOO
>>222116498
>>222116486Used to wind me right up how that little genie cunt could guess every thing I could come up with. Would be going for random characters from obscure fantasy novels and the smug prick would figure it out.
>>222116456>>222116482women don't see this as sexual because their fannies are buried deep between their legs and mostly internal. it's just an innocent bum to them
>>222116416The Nobody threads on /x/
>>222116506
>>222116504ktim except im a fat retarded freak not a cute furry twink
nearly finished me alcoholpurchased just the right amount
>>222116504speaking of bud got my cbd buds thursday and decided to roll a joint made the mistake of using the same grinder for the normal weed and it got me fucked up don’t even enjoy being high
fit of slagposting is it
>>222116549But you are black and a junkie?
>>222116547unc image
the incels posting their digital harem and praying other incels comment on how good their taste is?
guysim fatstupidalcoholicincelhandsylate 30sunemployeduglytwatinternet addictis there any hope?
>>222116561it is what it is
>>222116561cor
>>222116555isn't cbd a total nowtbutty?
>>222116570there are 3 black people in australia and gout gout is two of them
ell fanning sex tummy nakadashi sex
>>222116578what do you mean by handsy?
>>222116436!!NICORRRRRRA
>>222116600poo
>>222116424>14 different menutterly mental her looks matched is an incelwould be lucky to shag 14 times in his life (even with just one woman) let alone on holidayinsaneover 50% shagging after a party insanewild
>>222116534Still don't have a fucking clue what those lunatics are talking about. I don't know how they have a perpetual general and there's literally no information anywhere about what they're banging on about. Has to be a psyop
>>222116596The other is your step da
what's to be done about bratty latinas
>>2221165940.2% thc they say, last time i smoked cbd it gave me everything i wanted ‘cept the highget too sensitive when high me, it’s just not enjoyable
genuinely thought the actor in blackrooms was jeffrey wright
teamim slimintelligent sobershaggerlegsylate 20semployed beautiful charming /Brit/ team leader is there any despair?
>>222116600now that's what I call a bottom
>>222116424seething with incel rage
>>222116615it’s absolutely incomprehensible it’s like they’re another species
>>222116573Jimmes status: rustled
>>222116619right well no one mentioned their mum being blacked until you did just now mateis everything alright at home
>>222116628I remember your horror stories
>>222116630forgot liar, lad
>>222116635seen that CD in my da's car
>>222116359My hair's too dark
>>222116622omds latinas are not that fit are they
>>222116651Didn't mention my mum at all I mentioned yours pal
Marks bollocks status: done in
you know whatthey shouldnt be allowed to make clothes for fat peoplefat people must make do with bedsheets or whateverthat would motivate them to lose weight
>>222116673I'm afraid so lad
>>222116641ktim
genuinely hilarious how the transphobic rorkian incels of /brit/ keep getting mogged by trans folx who come through here on their way to success
need the hot weather back
>>22211642410,000 for that is such a waste when you can buy a PC and years of games with that much money. that will give you much more fun over time than her vile holiday
in other news, my bum is out
Got banned from /x/ a couple years ago for saying I'd summon a succubus just to kill it in the succubus general, people were telling me no you can't do that actually and I was like no I'm going to do it and I was banned for that
>>222116656it stopped being nice after getting the news me mum died when high on weed, also fucking around with stimmies and mandy probably didn’t help
Mihai-Homealone -Mikey -Heatherpaedo -Emmett -Spaino -Mousey-Employed Woman -Canslad -Emmayank -Leftypol -Belgiumnonce -Gingernonce-Rorke- my life a gay porn, my life a gay pooorn
>>222116692the homer obesity episode where he wears the pregnant dress and saves the power plant
Love chebs me Its genuinely evil that I'll never get to feel a pair
stop posting pictures of women
>>222116705you could probably get a pc for 400 and play all the good games since most of the games released after 2014 are dogshit
>>222116708nah I'd definitely end up shagging it and losing my soul, it's powerful aphrodisiac pheromones and perfect form would be too much for me to overcome you see
>>222116615what estrogen can do for a person. take the pill rorke
>>222116729
>>222116715what is he like!?
>>222116531>women don't see this as sexualOh yes they do!
>>222116732i got a steam deck for this purposeall the old stuff works on it
nice bottom is it
I'm going to have a bath then play some games then watch some anime. This is my life as a 29 year old woman.
>>222116729at the end of the day, british women are british culture
>>222116705This is the worst sentence ever put together in the history of humanity. Get a clue.
tilde bathing in swim shorts
>>222116755peng would love to game in bed
>>222116754no they dont . you're confusing pretty and confident with sexual.
>>222116732or you can spend it on an even better PC. either way it's a much more sensible than wasting it on a trip to Thailand
you goin on any holidays this year?
>>222116720Ok but have you watched simpsons episode where homer turns into super fat homer : D if you have money problems have a little break and laugh to homers super fat : D also in episode is bart son if you are bart fan also houmers son bart is there :DD all other simpsons also you should watch quickly.
>>222116787some incel 'ols planned by my mum
>>222116747wailing
>>222116787no
>>222116786uh oh
>>222116799Go
>>222116764I bet you're a woman. the whole tourism and airline industry is built on women making stupid decisions
>>222116818coping and seething with pure and utter incel rage at this
>>222116787no my best mate text we should go on one then he ignored me when i tried to follow up he was probably drunk lol
mr plow
>>222116807Like family holidays? Do you enjoy going on them still? You can always say no if you're a big boy now. >>222116818Nor me. Prefer being at home anyway. All my stuff is home. My computer and my internet pals.
>>222116787why would it? traveling alone is contextually meaningless
>>222116747love the akuma pose it does at the end
>>222116785wouldn’t agree, but you could do it for much less probably but the thought of going alone like this girl is alien and all my mates have no money and wouldn’t convince them anyways
>>222116832No women post here, the only women that post here are men.
>>222116845mad that every woman you've ever seen has taken a massive shit
bloody sick to bastard death of these flies where are they coming from what did i do deserve this
>>222116839You been on mates' holidays before? When I was 18 I went to Zante with my pals but I never shagged. Some of the lads did but I didn't. I did kiss a girl who was staying at our hotel though so that's something. Although that was ~14 years ago and I'm still a virgin now.
>>222116845Planning on not going because my sister and her boyfriend are going
rorkes bedroom
>>222116823used to watch the spimpsons obsessively and repeatedly as a kid and i never saw this one (still haven’t, just clips of it occasionally), is it the lost graggle episode or something? wtf even happens
today's wordle
>>222116892hummuna hummuna
Listen, shut up a minute
>>222116846I agree wholeheartedly.>>222116885Nah women don't poo or fart, they're perfect angels of pure light this is known.
>>222116782Oh yes they do!
>>222116763absolutely love this slagpoast more british slags
right can you stop posting your mid women please
>>222116907Homer become garbage commissioner, spends all money, rents out quarry to dump trash in to other cities, trash explodes out of the ground, they move the town up the road. Hilarity ensues.
what up, marge?
>>222116424These rich girls..
>>222116923right thenNEED the socials of the one behind
>>222116923I don't actually have that many proper slag slags. Have these two rough aussie bogans if it please you.
>>222116892thats a B_C arsesub in W or B depending on your wishes
>>222116922then they would be arrested. thats like a bloke walking around with his bollocks through his fly
>>222116885In other words...Corrr reckon she shits from that arse!
madame marjorie simpson
>>222116561Seems so
i want you all fucking dead
>>222116952want to see a big asian cock i know they’re out there
>>222116951maude apatow looking lass on the left
>>222116845>Like family holidays?Used to love them. Not been on many in years though. I guess our family realised it wasn't as fun when all the kids had grown up and become more isolated with the internet.
>>222116940would like to see gorillas and dogs cat is damon albarn gonna be there
we used to do slag threads back in the day where everyone would chip in and we'd try to hit the image limit before the bump limit. This was in like 2015, back in the day. nowadays people are like "erm please can you stop posting women I'm having an uncomfortable sensation in my next jeans I need an adult"
looks like a return flight to Thailand is about £600
The only antidote to simpposting is Simpson posting
>>222116943sounds like typical post-principal and the pauper slop
rorke huffing and puffing as he flies around in creative mode and deletes all the penis structures that leftypol built
LISA NEEDS BRACESDENTAL PLANLISA NEEDS BRACESDENTAL PLAN
>>222116974um
>>222116974
>>222117010It's one of the better ones from that era, but it's not golden age for certain. Catchy song.
I'm a virgin
>>222116997mad how everything has become retarded in the last 10 years
>>222116704fuckin hell who is she?
~510 Billion wiped off the Crypto market in 3 days
>>222117035*laugh track plays*
>>222116987I used to hate them. Mainly because my mum is a nutter and every holiday was 2 weeks of her being totally fucking insane around my step-dad, his kids, me, and my sister. A truly toxic and horrible environment. And I was the youngest so I was trying my best to understand what was happening meanwhile everyone would treat me with kid gloves will trying to deal with my insane BPD mother.
>>222117035Listen you little runt, I've been meaning to talk to you about my broadband
don't tell him>>222117041
>>222117048and in real money?
>>222117048haha whoops
>So basically it’s coin clipping but there is no need for physical coins or physical dollars, so it’s infinite. The coins are also private so nobody will know.
>>222117064£4.50
>>222117003that episode where she got tit implants gave me the biggest ragers of my early wanking life. paradigm shifting stuff
>>222117039I reckon there's probably about ~200 people on this entire website, total. It's a shell of what it used to be. Even the big boards.I've tried getting into the new-age alternatives like Twitter and discord and all that but I can't get into them. I'm going down with the ship.
>>222117052Same, family holidays always ended up in a massive drunken row between the adults and I was bored out of my mind because I couldn't bring my playstationI stopped going on them as soon as I was old enough to be left alone
>>222117086>I reckon there's probably about ~200 people on this entire websiteyou're retarded then
>>222117086>Current Users: 230,468
>no y-you HAVE to comment on how 'peng' my digital harem is!
>>222117086Bonkers estimate
>>222117086just seeing the insanity posted from screenshots makes me never want to engage with them tbqh4chan might be fucked but i reckon those places are even more so
>>222117086quite the dedicated 200 we are
>>222116282xitter coal
>>222117052We had a relatively large group of us going on holiday (nothing huge, usually about 20 or so) and I had a lot of cousins to piss about with on our little South Park/Rugrats-like adventures so it was fun at the time. Nobody has as much time for each other anymore though.
men are disgusting
We serious run the risk of over-fishing. There's probably 1 million fish in the ocean max
>>222117121do or don't. Up to you>>222117140When I've tried using Twitter it's just been a slew of AI slop and Indians posting the most inane LinkedIn-tier LLM drivel in an endless stream. I suspect most norms have a curated Twitter experience where they're following the correct accounts and they manage to see some semblance of a human experience with human posts but to be honest I have no fucking clue how to make my twitter look like that. Stock twitter is absolutely unusable. It's like boomer facebook tier posts one after the other; concentrated AI slop designed to crush one's brain to a grape.
>>222116551Sir Eva De Vil
the poo brundler
>>222117146sex arse brown tummy sex>>222117164you know it brother>>222117182So long as you're still texting your mate back and trying to get stuff organised the thread is still there. It's once you start fucking them off time after time that the friendship dies for real. At least that's how it went for mine (I kept fucking my mates off and eventually they stopped bothering).
But that's just a theory A raped rorke theory
probably too old to be going to music festivals now
>>222116903Ummers
>>222117185this happened to me and it was when her big pale fat arse went out the water like a blue whale . triggered something in me and haven't been able to think of anything else. curious how much she was exposed here
The Raped Rorke Continuum
>>222117192better to stay here it seems and being anonymous is dangerously underrated (yes yes i know flag and trips and whatnot), simply knowing i can post whatever and its not connected to a profile is nice
>>222117235no such thing mate get yourself down there and get the zoomers pumped pumped I said
>>222117185Men should be born in prison and have to earn their way out.
>>222117245saw that on the 'chive also
women should let me fuck them
>>222117052Piffffff
>>222117276would be a disaster for everyone involved
hi
Update on the cat.He passed away around half 4 in his bed. I was right next to him when he passed. He made a few final deep breaths and had a final stretch before passing. I'm upset but glad he's at peace now and no longer suffering. Good night my beautiful boy. Thank you for the 18 years of companionship <3
>>222117293*rapes you*
>>222117235nigga I still see 50+ year olds in mosh pits
>>222117256im a zoomer thoughbeit
>>222116947mad how well they can hide their chebs
>>222117300RIP 'berg x
>>222117300rest in peace catberghope you are ok
women shouldn't let me fuck them but i should fuck them anyway
>>222117280glad you enjoyed it pal>>222117305then you definitely have no excuse! Don't wait until you're a crusty old unc
>>222117300no he didnt
>>222117300rip little catberg
>>222117300didn't ask
>>222117321Um
>>222117300rip catberge
>>222117300rest in peace, get another cat m8
>>222117300:') beautiful catberge brought joy to your life
>>222117321think there's a word for that
>>222117300sorry to hear that mate
sex with foids fucking sex i want to cum
he was very fucking a monster rorke
>>222117300I'm sorry to hear that lad but glad you could be with him in his final moments. I'm sure you gave him a great life and he loved spending his time with you. He'll be waiting for you on the other side and you'll be reunited one day.x
I can suck?
>>222117300
>>222117300now scran his face
genuinely want to murder anyone who describes themselves as "AuDHD"
Happy Tax Freedom Day!Today marks Tax Freedom Day, the point at which Brits stop working for the taxman and start earning for themselves. According to the Adam Smith Institute, every penny the average worker earned up to 5th June went to the Treasury. It is the latest Tax Freedom Day ever recorded
>>222117052Who is this woman and how do I make her my gf?
>>222117392adhd is made up anyway
>>222117364MANY are saying this
a cat dies and the world mourns. how many birds were mourned?
25.... just a fucking kid
Got the coconuts (2010) on
>>222117364indian brain post
>>222117392AuDHD here and that sounds like me haha. Just waiting for my diagnosis.
>>222117406nobody has a pet bird
>>222117398Never paid any tax in my life. Never will
>>222117392should say neurospicy instead
>>222117406what kind of bird?
>>222117300he's in a better place. (not because of heaven but because anywhere is better than you're grotty little home)
>>222117300my condolences, i went through the same last weekcatberg of 19 years, held his paw as he passedever shag him up the arse?
what’s the u in audhd
>>222117398what caused the big spikes in 1914 and 1939?
ronnie biggs
>>222117185Who holds on to other people while swimming? I just think of a kid holding on to an adult, or a couple that's together. But platonic friends holding on to each other? Like imagine how gay that would be if you went swimming with a group of dudes and you were holding on to each other.Like either she can't swim, or she's attracted to him and seeking that skin to skin contact.
>>222117392autustic deficit disorder? so not autistic?
>>222117456Autism ADHD
Eating nuts
right well thats just not allowed is it
>>222117185Zoomers are so fucked
have you ever been on a date?
uh...
woah black nigger bamalam
>>222117456gold adhd like 10th prestige spacker
>>222117514no!
>>222117514Yeah I'm not a fucking loser lmao
Ummerto
>>222117471No shit you fucking retard
>>222117514No I'm a fucking loser lmao
>>222117514I have been on several dates and had 0 gfs
>>222117481that’s just not possible>>222117514yh
>>222117552yeah mate you're gonna get your shit fucked up if you talk to me like that again
how an foid looks at you when you have less than 200 instagram followers
>>222117514yh...
>>222117602stupid fucking bitch
dates are weird basically a job interview but for sex
>>222117602a plate for biscuits. lunacy
>>222117614Done her
>>222117602can't really put my finger on why her hair and face look so shit
>>222117596why post this shite bait
>>222117509this can be gen alpha unc
>>222117602ai...look at the thumb
>>222117514a couple, 1 resulted in sex but she ghosted me after the sex
Just had to locate my slippers and don a jumper. In June no less. What has this world come to? Supposed to be going on my hollybobs to south of france next week
>>222117300Got any photos of him? Also rest in peace
>>222117620true. i hate them
>>222117602My arsehole will look that red after the intense pegging she'll unleash on me.
>>222117614*rolls up sleeves* say again?
>>222117637still done alright out of it if it lead to 1 instance of sex I reckon
>>222117656STUPID FUCKING BITCH
Redditors are absolutely incensed about AI
>>2221175144 first dates 0 second dates
Watching Big feature T.hanks
>>222117631What's 2026 minus 2010 lil bro
The new>>>/lit/25323664>>>/lit/25323664>>>/lit/25323664
no new, let the gen die
Uh hum *taps on post count*
>>222117681Far greater have tried and failed
Let it die let it die let it shrivel up and die
>>222117687Not going to post until the new but if I try to make the new I will inevitably not be first and it will be embarrassing so I will simply wait
>>222117729>>222117729
>>222117744>>222117744
>>222116892neve rbene on a mates holidayand would just be me and him i dont have enoguh "mates"
>>222117300RIP 'berg, it's good a loved one was there on his send off x
