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easy to forget king charles iii owns belizewhat a life we live
WHEN I WAAAAAS A LIIIIITTLE BITTY BABY, MY MOMMA WOULD ROCK ME IN THE CRADLEin them oooooooldCOTTON FIELDS BACK HOOOMEIT WAS DOWN IN LOUISIANA, JUST ABOUT A MILE FROM TEXARKANA, IN THEM OOOOOOLDCOTTON FIELDS BACK HOOOOME
benustein
My name is Steve
>>222116915shoulda picked yer own cotten.
There are things that I would like to knowLike the plans you made, are they really worth to try?There are things that I would like to knowAll the drugs you take, do they really get you high?
>>222116809A lot of Russians use telegram and those bots are usually made by russians
mamis be like>dios mio, you need some TAJIN muchacho
Tasty semen
just chillin'/cum/ villain
>>222117071Tajin is pretty good not a spic but i like to put it in my ramen
Hello
>>222117119Hi
Can't wait to get my eye appointment over with so I can come home and have some beer with my chicken bowl.
>>222117134Yeah
>>222117119hola senorita
You will name your son Carlos.
>>222117198eres MorenX
>>222117198why are peruvian women so evil?
>>222117113>i like to put it in my ramen:barf emoji:
>>222117230It's chili flavor ramen so the flavor meshes well. I also put habanero hot sauce in it and a couple eggs
This hospital is a smoke show. So many beautiful women here, I need to get injured or something to spend some time here
What happened with that girl who went missing in Toronto
>>222117295who?
Idk
>>222117285Imagine getting jerked or sucked off by a hot nurse while sick That's got be one of my top fantasies
>>222117335She'll get sick too
>>222117349Chill asf
>>222117335corrcheck out the mya diamond nurse porn filmphwoar
>>222117361Viruses can't survive in my cum. My cum is too strong
I'm sleeping zzzz
Going to bring my fermented pickles to a potluck in a couple weeks
>>222117479imagine the women's faces when you tell them you're the fermented pickle guy.
Ima bring my "fermented pickle" to ur sister's "potluck", IYKWIM
>>222117349which language is that?
>>222117361Yeah but I will be in for being sick nasty, and she will get sick from my virulent strain of HERPES
I bet this bariatric toilet has seen some mondo piles of buttslush
>>222117495They know me as the nice guy who's probably autistic
business idea: go to poundtown in cum town
>>222117845it has a fucking jack stand lmao
hr came by and cheered us on at work today. i dont get it
Went to the Dominican friary for confession in English today. Stupid Google Maps had me go into the entrance to their living quarters. So I wandered around like a moron around their cells until I wandered into a room where there were 5 Dominicans chilling. I fainted not knowing Polish to avoid drawing their ire and asked them „do you know where the confessions are „ ( in hindsight a very dumb way to ask). Luckily one of the brothers showed me the way. I was embarrassed realizing that I didn’t enter through the public church entrance but through their private entrance. I managed to get my confession done though, in my weak Polish but I told him it was my second language.
>>222117962tell us about your sins
Setting up overnight oats for tomorrow. Oats, ground flax seeds, chia seeds, wheat germ, and milk.
>>222117962this is the kind of shit that 4channers do on vacation.
what are my /cum/chums up to rn?
>>222118022They’re over night oats not over evening oats baka
>>222118054im replying to your post
>>222118035It was kind of like something from a family friendly comedy.
>>222117962It would be fun to go to confession in a foreign cunt and just make stuff up like say you've murdered a bunch of people
now spinning: herbie hancock-Maiden Voyage
>>222118160I don’t know why you think abusing a sacrament is fun. Even if you tell a priest locally that you murdered someone, it and anything else you say is bound under the seal of confession. Not only is a priest now allowed to mention anything heard in confession to anyone. He is forbidden under pain of losing the priesthood AND excommunication
>>222118210Yeah that's why it would be funny
open hailing frequencies
>>222118268this is MAD DAWG Murphy at Sealab, whats on your mind anon
>>222118054Bout to eat some white cheese (my fridge is just white cheese and a bit of yellow cheese). On Monday I will go to the supermarket and stock up on more white cheese.
I bought tickets to the Dave Chappelle show, hopefully it's good
>>222118371DARKNESSDARKNESS
it DO be like that
>>222118384Kek
>>222118371I didn't know he's still around. Back like a decade or even more ago, I thought he was one of the funnier comedians.
Lmfao
so where are the regional /cum/ rendezvous points for the 250th forf o jew-lie
>>222118427He was. Then he lost his mind and converted to Islam
Are people of the 3 CUM countries HYPED for the football event? im not hyped at all and most Euros arent ever. I mean football is literally gay commerce now, expensive and 90% of the players are not even ethnic to the country they play for.... Also CANADA and USA are very expensive and literally no one has the money for that....So do you think it´s going to be a flop?
>>222118481you know who really wins the world cup every year? FIFAbit of social commentary for you
>>222118481No, the Canadian team is like half black. Why would I care how well they do? Nothing connects us other than citizenship to an economic zone
>>222118447San Francisco
>>222118450He's been Muslim since he was 17 though
>>222118441video or it didn't happen
>>222118481god willing the stands for every game will be at least half empty and infantino will be hung. I want my team to do well but theyre about as clutch as a 1976 pinto
>another sopranos editionAyyy tone i'm gayyyy
>>222118481Nowdays football sucks ass. As you said, it's gay commerce, so I couldn't care less. I love how the media tries to hype us and pretends that we'll even make it to the quaters and nobody really buys it.
Animals can't consent to living with people and it should be illegal to own them.
to be desu, the pinto had a certain je nai se qoui aesthetic to it
>>222118508lets jump into the golden gate bridge suicide net, what a thrill!
>>222118636you can do that, I'll be getting in n out at fisherman's wharf
>>222118612ford should've sued msm for defamationput a big v8 in it and it becomes a white trash shelby
>>222118450Common nigger trajectory they love Islam
>>222118658coward
>>222118688I uh...dont think the engine was the problem, chief
>>222118361Wonder why all the 2l bottles look like that in east Europe. Guess they all come from the same factory
Orthodox Christianity is the white man's religion. Catholics are brown and pro-lgbt. Mudslimes are terrorists and pro-lgbt. Atheists have no morals. Retvrn to your roots white man
>>222118694It’s like a neo black American thing. Old black Americans were just baptists, then 80-90’s blacks were degenerate atheists now last decade or two you have neo black Muslims. Funny how so many of them hate whites for slavery but then convert to the religion that literally enslaved way more Africans for much longer in much crueler conditions
>>222118746They are 1.5 L bottles
>>222118764hmph, not impressed
>>222118612it looks like an uglier version of the AMC Pacer. I wanted to buy a Gremlin once, but every classic american car is expensive as hell here and rusts away instantly. Even the new ones that aren't rebadged shit from asia are expensive, but I'd luv me a Corvette or the 2nd gen Viper.
im feeling very cottagecore within a dreamcore within a liminal space
>>222118305i call him squishface
If you like piña coladas.
>>222118832Nigga what the fuck do you mean?
>>222118427all he does is tell bitter stories now while the audience claps. no jokes, no laughs.
>>222118775>>222118694Funny fact but the guy who actually introduced Islam to the American black community was actually a white guy
>>222118879dont care for getting caught in the rain
>>222118919Like a European white guy or are you an Arab anon?
>>222118919nobody knows what wallace fard was exactly
thank you for bein a friiiienddown the road and back agaaainyour heart is true, you're a pal and a confidaaaaant*DUN DUN DUN*AND IF YOU THREW A PARTYYYYYYYYYINVIIIITED EVERYONE AROOOOUUUNDYOU WOULD SEE, the greatest gift would be from me, AND THE CARD ATTACHED WOULD SAYTHANK YOU FOR BEIN A FRIIIIIIIIIIIEND
>>222118964you're talking to the arabic anon
Do y'uys have to post with a verified email too or was the continuous rangeban harassment just with me?
>>222118964Allegedly from New Zealand or the British Raj
Bad day to be a loaf of garlic bread
>>222118999he's allegedly a lot of things, nobody knows for sure
>>222119063You are allegedly cringe
>>222118998I would never use 4tran if I had to give it my email.It didn't let me post from my pc for a few weeks but then it stopped.
>>222119082you're an idiot, that guy was probably jewish
>>222118998they dont let me post images without verification until a few days go by lmao
whenever someone says they're an artist I just assumed they're some sort of a furry faggot
what have you done to farm aura today
>>222119108I created a protonmail account verified by a temporary email just for today, but it still feels turbo cucked to be doing that. I shall be abandoning this website if the arbitrary rangebans continue
>>222119176masturbated to hentai smut
go stupidgo crazy
This is a pro furry thread!
>>222119176I use my jutsu that I learned from tibetan monks to half astral project and that projection does all the aura farming so I can just focus on my physique.
>>222119175>faggotrynot okay>furriesbased
>>222119267top floor neighbors be like
Do you game like this?
i have a question. abortion is forbidden in christianity but why do black christians like it?
>>222119399There’s lots of Christian’s that aren’t Christian. It always irks me when someone is like „ I am X but I don’t believe this core tenet of X” . That by definition makes them not X
>>222119395That's a pro-tranny show that also supports women being raped multiple times. No self respecting man watches this sort of shit.
I found a gem on wikipedia
I have a question if I have winter air in my summer tires will that affect ride quality?
>>222119531lol why are you here?
>>222119531Imagine if he came back to life and saw his name beside Matthew Shepard's
I don seasoned my porterhouse with Tang, shit goes hard
>>222119590you can fill your tire 50% with de-ionized water and then the type of air inside it doesn't matter
>>222119646bih gah
>>222119656Damn nigga you be a scientist and shit fr ACCOUNTANT ASS NIGGA!
>Brewer requested a lavish last meal – two chicken-fried steaks, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelette, a bowl of fried okra, a pound of barbecued meat, three fajitas, a meat-lover's pizza, a pint of ice cream, a slab of peanut-butter fudge, and three root beers – but declined to eat any of it, citing a lack of appetiteLmao
i dont get it. why does our taxpayer money go for last meals?
Will you be watching the UFC event at the White House?
If I was to be sent to death my last meal would consist of oysters from Maine and disaronno, steak frites with fine California champagne, a basque cheesecake served with Filipino mango ice cream, and lastly a shot of sambuca
ufc is nigger and mudslime shitplay some baseball
Summer theme?https://youtu.be/_bna2ni6h4c
>>222120013shes mad ugly
>>222119205Just use tutamail for a throwaway That's what i do though usually I prefer to just wait for the timer
*kiesza - hideaway starts playing*
>>222119590Put gasoline in your tires
>>222119810it's all just to fuck tax payers over>.308 less than $2 per round>9mm less than 50 cents per round>.38 less than $1 per round
>*Kesha - wake up in the morning feelin like P. Diddy starts playing*
The downfall of Famous Dave's must be studied
why yes I do use a vpn to make Americans look like retards
>>222120137RIP ke$ha's pussy
>>222120190we used to have one but it shut down when i was little. what happened now?
>>222120258did kesha really fug a bug?
>>222119395In real life the asian would be tapping his phone cause he's 25k deep in a gacha "game"
>>222120260>what happened nowI'm going there for the first time in over 5 years. Dave Anderson, the guy who owned /founded it, sold most of his shares gradually so he could found his own small restaurant called Old Southern BBQ and autistically scour the South and the world like Willy Wonka in search of the perfect BBQ recipes. The company was bought out by some asset manager from Canada in 2022 and he's had nothing to do with it since, and apparently it's become dogshit like every other chain that's been bought out by them since COVID.
>>222118022Oatslop
I will make Burgers nowi bought 2 Agnus Beef Burger patties for 4 Dollars. So i got the Brioche burger bread, tomatos, onions, peppers, salt, chiilly pulver, ketchup,mayo,burger sauce,cucumber and cheese.What should i put on that burgers?
>>222119176How do I begin farming aura and where do I find aura seeds
>>222120524>The company was bought out by some asset manager from Canadawell there's your answer. canadians think BBQ is some bar s hotdogs with ketchup and mustard
Danielle Smith removed commercial rent caps, and then, for no reason at all, 7 of the small businesses in my town of 20,000 people permanently closed within months. This is definitely Mark Carney's fault.
Just ate an entire box of wheat thins
They burned down Minnesota, we smelled the fumes
>>222120623Alberta should separate from Canada, I say that as an Albertan who left Canada because of how fucked the liberals made it over the past decade and change
then why did you guys vote for him?
A real Southron gentleman, can't keep his dick out of the livestock.
>>222120655UCP did that BTW.
How about the ICUP party
>>222120679>the livestock
I need cock.
>>222120679miiiighty pecuuuuliar
>>222120701that shit was hilarious in 3rd grade
>Get accused of taking water bottle off shelf>Get accused of having gun>Get shot by store owner>Store owner gets not guiltyI'm moving to South Africa fuck this shit
>>222120688No it was definitely the federal government. UPC has no say over letting millions of Indians in like the federal government did.
>>222120753Blackanon?
>>222120753Store owner was in the right, only mistake is he didn't end the little monster permanently
>>222120782If that was a white kid who did that, you would scream white genocide.
>>222120813but it wasnt, time to return to africa
>>222120813>If that was a white kid who did thatThat's the thing, we almost never do.
>>222120813if it was a white kid, he wouldn't have been stealing in the first place so it's a non issue.
>>222120813>if it was a white kidIf I had wheels I’d be a bike
>>222120876redditor
Drunk at the pool. It’s too cold to go in
@grok make a summary of /cum/'s main storylines for today with especial emphasis on its lolcows
My town of overwhelmingly White people had a little shop ran by an asian guy, and he'd always give kids a piece of candy when they were checking out. everyone loved him.anyways race is real.
Dad told me to get off the fucking family computer and cut the grass NOW
>>222121041>My town of overwhelmingly White people had a little shop ran by an asian guy, and he'd always give kids a piece of candy when they were checking out. everyone loved him.There's quite a few places like this around the Western U.S be it on the coast or more obscure parts like AZ and Montana. There's even some in Black/Hispanic neighborhoods that are left over from the railroads. Very interesting phenomenon.
>>222121095get yo ass out there and CUT the GRASS you lazy INGRATE
>>222121095Beat his ass
>>222121095https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZxHlk19ceE&list=RDgZxHlk19ceE&start_radio=1listen to this while you mow the grass, lil son
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
>>222121095I mowed the lawn and the lawn won
We need an American Malema or Mugabe
>>222120570get rid of the ketchup (you have tomatoes), mayo, burger sauce (whatever that is), and cucumber (unless you mean pickles?)and I would add mustard
>>222121221no we don't
>>222121221>We need an American Malema or MugabeWe got close with Tlaib but Jews didn't care for her so she got the boot
what we need to do is send all the negroids to africa
we need an american uhhhh an american uhhhh an american, like.... an american ramesses or something man
Time for some delicious ungraded beef
>>222121235Yes we do. Give us the southeast, and we will show you what success looks like.>>222121275She's brown. Not black. Brown people act like puppets of the white man
>>222121221We need a Pol Pot
>>222121311schizo
>>222121321Asians act like puppets too.>>222121352I've been awakened. You start to notice things. It's all puppetry.
I work hard all day just to come home to a bald head
I thought we scared off zoompedo
What happens if you rub the bald 1?
>>222121403>scare off one of the only white people and based anons on this generalyou're such a queer lmao
Do you use Tubi
>>222121003Sure, I can make a summary of today's main /cum/ plotlines, with a certain emphasis on the resident "lolcows" as you put it.>/cum/'s negroid population is "wildin out", as the coons say, and supporting theft, drugs and murder of law abiding citizens.>The Canadians on /cum/ are making lame lolcow posts>The cock spammer is still spamming>Coffee anon recently got his coffee. Of note, he didn't get flipped off today.Enjoy the quick summary. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.
>>222121444Tubi and chill?Jokes aside they show less ads that hulu and its free
Simpson eh
>>222121434ur the one on his nutz
worried i'm about to get fired
My dad used to work at my elementary school. He would beat me in the auditorium when I got in trouble
>>222121454Ok I can pull a gun on someone and I'm lawbiding now.
>>222121385Yours?
>>222121575>Ok I can pull a gun on someone and I'm lawbiding now.I mean, obviously true if you pull a gun on a feral negroid. Self defense has been lawful for all of time.
do you ever enjoy a show, book, movie, etc., but at the same time you know that you would absolutely hate the average person it would appeal to?
>>222121658No i get along with everybody
>>222121658i squeal at nintendo movies but i hate the average nintendo fan
>>222121749
>>222121811and im going to enjoy things while you are mad at me
need to coooooom
>>222121749>but i hate the average nintendo fanso you hate yourself. sad, but many such cases!
>>222121811I look like this when code Veronica was released
my niece loves nintendo, more specifically the Zelda franchise. so I will take her to the Zelda movie and you guys can be lame dweebs who hate on nintendo all you like just cause fat redditards also like it doesn't bother me.
>>222121811where did you get this picture of me from?
>>222121928idk what code veronica is
>>222121962Pedophile
>>222121997Resident Evil game
>>222121962Don't care
president evil code monica
I like jews idc what any polchud or leftist says jews are cool in my book
>>222122081cared enough to respond.debate status? WIN by KO
No idea how you can be a Nintendo fan how many Mario games can you play without getting bored of the shitty series? Nintendo is a one trick pony
>>222122116Nah you're a pedophile who gets off to video games.
>>222122123Zelda is based
just got a response from a seething gay pedophile
>>222122195It looks really gay and boring
Zelda is cool enoughMario cart is pretty funSmash bros is funOld Mario is fun
>>222122244Grow up
>>222122206>>222122206
i never beat breath of the wild
I should be an epic white collar international criminal who travels the world instead im just retarded no life chud
>>222122369Your breath smells wild
>>222122369same, i literally did everything except killing all the random minibosses and beat the last bosses and honestly dont even care, not like the story even matters in that game
>>222122369I don’t like botw or totk. They wanted to be Skyrim too badly. I miss old Zelda with dungeons and shit
I don't want to be sad all the time anymore. How do I remove emotions from my brain? I was addicted to Meth for six months, and when I got off I didn't care about anything for like a year, and that was actually more enjoyable to me than the high, but I'm going to die if I keep doing Meth, so that's not an option anymore.
>give a man a fish you feed him for a day>teach a man to fish you feed him for a lifetime Ok but if everyone did this there would be no trade and everyone would be poorAnother Christ L
>>222122677Commit suicide? Idk this isn't my problem desu
give a man a cocacola and he's healthy for a daybut teach a man how to make his own cocacola and he's healthy for life
i dont have sympathy for druggies
>>222122706Bit rude
>>222122682gayson tier "logic"that's an insult btw
>>222122718Mexican Christ This is my taco And this is my coca cola given up for you
>>222122735what about alcoholics?
>>222122735I'm sober now. Have been for 18 months.
>>222122677your sadness will eventually pass go outside
>>222122754Coping Christ kike
>claims to make homemade bread>didn't even plant and harvest his own grain>didn't thresh it>didn't winnow it>didn't dry it>didn't mill it>just bought flour from the store and baked itat that point you might as well be eating wonder bread
>>222122802go away gayson or at least post something interesting
>>222122825I'm not Jason try again christard
>>222122873go away either way, you're boring and stupid.
Parentsteins didn’t compliment my body when they saw me shirtless at the pool
>>222122897Touched a nerve sorry you worship a dead like that shat himself on a stick that must be weird lolz
https://youtu.be/V0WlKIjxOB4
>>222122918*dead kike
>>222122907why would they ever do that
Today is International Ungulate Day
Let's get drunk all the time and never be sober Let's do that professionally
>the Israeli and US militaries are actually going to merge before the end of the month so something did happen wtf
>>222122996they complimented my ass when i was wearing gym shorts
>>222123019kinda scratching the bottom of the barrel here aren't we
>>222122996They always make comments on my appearance
>>222123039That's weird as hell dude
>>222123039Homosexual pedophile deviant
>>222123055guess you're getting fat or something, also that's weird behavior
>>222123046Many ungulates are endangered and the public should be aware
if you all had to make a funny or interesting post to save your life you couldn't even do it
>>222123133well they shouldn't have chosen such a weird name for themselves
>>222123084I am 170lbs. It’s not weird for parents to comment on their child’s appearance
>>222123167sounds like you need to drop to 160lbs
Do you think racial characteristics get diluted over time with mixing ? Like if you're 1/4 Jew but 3/4 German is it like you are slightly schemy/sly but mostly hard working and systematic like a frank Whereas a purebred would have the full normal racial statsIf so what would happen if you constantly diluted the racial stock evenly for several centuries. Would you get stock of humans with perfectly even stats?Food for thought
>>222123139Not your personal jester kiddo
Holy based
>>222123206please go outside and socialize like a regular person
>>222123253wicca, paganism and atheism are all fake so that's a good thing
>>222123206I don't know about all that manhey, did you catch the game last night?
>>222123253>paganismUh-oh. NordicPagan1488 isn't going to be happy about this. (He is also Mexican).
>>222123256You must be a highly mixed half blood. Half bloods often have this ornery passive aggressive female style
>>222123206of course they do but you can inherit more genes from a certain parent so you could be MORE of a slimy scheming fraudster jew or less of one, depending.
I'm fucking pissed vato
>>222123253Stupid
>>222123312That makes senseI suspect I inherited more of the devious jew genes than my siblings did
>>222123333you mean "based"
*humps you*
>>222123355We are literally at war
my congressman sends out regular emails to his constituents and he always comes off as a slimy fuck who's trying too hard to be relatable to the common man
>>222123424Is his dick too tiny to see or is it some kind of Asiatic movement ??
If I borrow money from somebody they’re probably not getting it back
>>222123447so what
>>222123447Really tell me more about this warI haven't heard of it
>>222123424im recording the guy recording the guy btw
ouu shii
>>222123337Do you find yourself with a strong urge to dig tunnels under your town?
>>222123477So they should get their priorities in order and stop playing identity politics
>>222123496Operation Epstein Fury (aka Operation Epic Fail)
>>222123545>and stop playing identity politicsSounds like they did exactly that.
Pentagon says that Israeli spying on the US has reached a critical level (highest level)
>>222123544Erm no but sometimes I fantasize about counterfeiting money and le fraudBut I'm open to the idea of tunnels if there's demand for it
>>222123253kek what a bunch of tards. But is it just for tracking or is it the thing where you basically tell them how you want your funeral service to be? because most funerals are probably generally the same, unless you die an hero and they shoot a bunch of fake guns after burying you or something
alright but just open the straityou lost so open it upyou cannot keep it close, especially after losingopen it up
>>222123617>OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIGHT
>>222123605well you haven't reached critical jew mass yet but you're getting there. be careful
I imagine you all posting from your corner executive offices between meetings with clients
>>222123616Boo hoo nigga sorry you can't get off work to celebrate your wiccan holiday, lolz
I hope you’re prosecuted to the full extent of the law
>>222123645lel
>>222123654i am posting from my dank and cold cave and i look like smeagol
>>222123654Ackshully i'm a working class no lifer
>>222123645couldn't even spell strait right when you were quoting award
>>222123578>Sounds like they did exactly that.LOL gottem
Hello I’m at the airport
You cannot be atheist and have morals. Atheism should be fucking criminalized along with homosexuality, Islam, and the Catholic church. Orthodox Christianity is the only way.
>>222123654my meetings are few and far between. I'm a failed millionaire
>>222123654I'm on my laptop on my couch watching youtube videos with the ps5
>>222123702Time to purchase a mediocre hamburger for $30
>222123692>couldn't even spell strait right when you were quoting award
>>222123709Feel this way about religtards Let's bulldoze the churches
Remember spinster said we should be nice to each other
>>222123752ThisSo much this
nu >>>/nu >>>/nu >>>/
>>222123724last time I had a hamburg at the airport I went to Shake Shack and they crushed it, was like $16 or so not horrible but a bit more than normal
>>222123755She had a nasty side herself.Remember she was racist against brown people and would lash out at us sometimes?
>>222123724I’m picking up fatherstein
>>222123755>>222123764Get the fuck out of America. We are a Christian nation first.
Realistically how hard is it to make fake money? Just watch how they make real money and get a machine that does that
america was built on religious freedom plus i get paid money to worship satan
the search on Amazon is shit, then it doesn't let you filter well
>>222123783That was based. Spinster really didn't like the brownoids (and with good reason).
>>222123800Fact check: false.
>>222123853
>>222123819not that hard, the fake money they used in rush hour 2 was so realistic they had to make rules afterwards that money has to look purposely fake in movies because people were actually using and spending it after they were done shooting scenes that used it.
>>222123825>i get paid money to worship satanAh a fellow member of the intelligence communityWhich agency are you a part of?
>OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIGHT
