Lingerie edition
The proverbial new, so to speak
>>2221271730 sex appeal in this.
fly to heaven ~
>>222127173I wish I had a body like that
>>222127173ah ah i want to fuck them !! intheir pussies,, !!!!
wonder if bummings actually happen in prison like surely theres not that many gay blokes in there
>>222127200um
Jesus Christ you lot are boring cunts
>>222127173testosterone levels must be through the floor if you enjoy this video
>>222127215
Shinzo wo sasageyo ~
WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! killing!! conquest!
Can you help us find Shay-Lee? Shay-Lee, aged 17, was last seen in Parramatta on Friday, 22 May 2026.
>>222127207Sir Puritan
Visiting England for the first time tomorrow. Any tips for shagging fit slags up the arsehole?
>>222127235this is what manjeet prefers
>>222127235posted it again award
>>222127230why do most of them look old as fuck at like 13 but this one's older and looks like a 10 year old
Poo barmer?Refuses to call it a genocideGoat Andy burnham?Calls it a genocide and says we need to sanction piss realBASSSSSED
Shinzo wo sasageyo
>>222127244Fuck off back to where you came from
kill kill kill kill rape rape rape
i remember getting sky as a kid and it was the shit, nickelodeon, e4, sky one as an adult ive never had it though. the last thread has my thinking about old tv >>222127235lovely ngl
sars i see sexy lady i post for you on the britlook her boobys haha i cum !
reform and restore boys tossing and turning in bed at night know that big andy burnhams coming up the stairs
>>222127244be black or brownbrown men are very successful among white girls in England
killin and rape rapin and killin and such
>>222127288
>>222127285this is meplease dont shag me
Have you seen Jasmine and Megan?The 13-year-olds were last seen in Upper Ferntree Gully on 26 April about 2pm.
>>222127294s
Going to sleep now, you'll all suffer without me but it's a sacrifice I'm eager to make. Remember me as the life and soul of the thread.
get the young missings posted
>>222127270
On my morning walk
>>222127285how is a leadership contest in any way bad for the right wing partieslet your enemies fight amongst themselves or whatever
>>222127294mad how often this image applies
Just seen a video of Cammy from street fighter doing several poses except she had a massive willy.
oh you like women who don't look like 11 year olds? you're indian
eating my own shite
we're a horrible bunch of cunts aren't we lads
>>222127260Don't think I will lad>>222127288>>222127294The psyche of the yankposter revolves entirely around interracial sex. Baffling
mad how every time these videos get posted of people stealing from shops they're always dark skinned chaps, are we allowed to notice that at least
>>222127318dont think indians are nostalgia for early 2000s britsh tv packages desu
>>222127321because hes going to be much more popular than starmer
don't know what isn't going to get me accused of being indian at this point
>>222127343
i dont think im built for bbc desu
fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY2s4hJ8kuAfor me it's female fronted britpop bands
>>222127285Incumbency is a poison chalice rn. Everyone just hates whoever is in charge. Things are shite because of all our decades long structural problems coming home to roost and people will blame the PM. With a recession looming as well Burnham will be just as unpopular, as if not more unpopular than Starmer within a few months of becoming PM - assuming he even gets that far.
>>222127343Seems like a common thing that, an old mate of mines at school who joined the army one punch killed a canadian man in a pub. Are canadians just fucking soft cunts?
>>222127320corr what are all those plantsis that a eucalyptus tree
Right last can you hopes sods then it's beddy bo bos
done fuck all with my life over the past decade
>>222127343rasheed done in
LOL reform and restore boys already quaking in their boots
>>222127377yea they are
>>222127320Seeing how thats Australia was that nice warm walk in the rain?
>>222127321Are you retarded? Burnham is actually decent he’d actually sort the country out unlike nigel
>>222127371rorke shouting woke at his macbook air screen at this post
>>222127378i tricked you its not australia and im not on a walk haha wahey
hey, corrigan! you're ass is hanging out, tuck it in!
black arse brainless indian rapists spamming instagram reels of half naked feminoids on brit they need to be executed promptly
you ever open a thread and see you’ve been absolutely cooked by like 10 different people so you just have to sigh and close the thread
reckon there's another world below ground, the proverbial underworld, but they don't want us to know about it
>>222127416Only exceptable women with willys are in anime and 3d animations.
>>222127343and when small boat migrants do the same it's bad? some food for thought x
Cheesy Michael open up the door
>>222127411Doubt he will be able to fix the severe structural issues of this country in 2 years any more than Starmer could.
>>222127451>women with willysdon't exist
>>222127450chthonic post this
dont even joke
>>222127359>>222127411he won't be better though will hehe'll sort nothing out because it's not a sortable situation unless you kill everyone over 60 and redistribute all the wealth
>>222127396They fear the National Rebirth Party.
what's it called when you get locked in on a particular daydream for like a week and then move on? it's the sort of thing that creatives probably would just call inspiration because they'd write it down or draw it or make the music or whatever but i just think about it obsessively for a week or two and then move on.
aff tae bed
>>222127466exactly thats why I said anime and 3d animations didnt i
>>222127481Autism. What you're describing is autism
>>222127462What severe structural issues do we have
>>222127466i could easily poo out a baby
cheesy michael
rorke says 'trans rights'
>>222127386Aha>>222127411Nah>>222127412Kek>>222127416Grim>>222127445Nope>>222127466Truth>>222127481Fixation
>>222127477he's been on record saying he is going to kill everyone over 60 and redistribute all the wealth
>>222127416Poleaboo at the 6s mark sc
>>222127417oh yeahi'm bad at geoguessr
>>222127498cheesy michael
>>222127509youve been tricked mate now im going to rape you!
>>222127499absolute whopper of a post, one for the ages truly. please include me in the screencap
>>222127516whats she doin there
>>222127521thats woke done then
>>222127521right well that's the wank sorted
the watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co7MiKvMLLQ
Ah yes the anti trannie squad is out on a Saturday night very good
>>222127518yuor evil
nth for the baddiedem
>>222127521Leftypol shutting his eyes tight, putting his fingers in his ears and screaming LALALALA at the mere glimpse of this thumbnail
https://unherd.com/2026/05/burnham-wont-quell-englands-revolt/
Flabbergasted at the sheer lack of (You)s from my last post.
>>222127494High tax, high spending, low productivity
cheesy michael open up the dooroh cheesy michael upon up the door
>>222127489Nite x
cheeesy michael open up the door
>>222127494Low productivityAgeing populationOutdated infrastructureIncreasing inequalityUnsustainable pension spendingExcessive welfare spendingArmed forces guttedHigh youth unemploymentLow social trustHigh migration burdenIncreasing health burdenMistrust of policeAnd all that with a big global recession now looming. The last few years of the 20s are looking fucking grim.
chugging seltzer waters
>>222127333GET THIS MAN JANMAN
>>222127494Wogs, mongs and neets.Need slaughtering in the Donbass to make BAE stock go up
Leftypol CRYING after being OWNED by an AWESOME SAUCE jpeg SIMPLY EPIC
>>222127521The man's willy is blue and the tran's willy is pink
I was watching this bernie madof Netflix movie on him basically he was a guy who had a company and lied he said it was profitable but it wasn’t in the end they caught him could a country not just do that say that they are profitable and make it look profitable on oaper just like the movie
rorkes future wife spending 2 months at a hostel in bali
https://youtu.be/FWKXm7D8e7Q?si=I4JzLnZHICbKZezb
murder everyone on earth
>>222127366same. im just too tight
>>222127576Forgot to add climate change
my country 700 trillion bajillion in debtwho cares? its not real x
>>222127593>>222127590
>>222127561So Andy comes inHe lowers tax, cuts spending and increases productivity. You still saying that wouldn’t be a good job?
What's Arkansas like?
>>222127589he was jewish, you can’t have more than one jewish country
My life summed up in one picture.
pineapple chimp
cheesy michael open up the door
>>222127610it's very nice id live there
shauna rae
>>222127386Ktim
>>222127576> Armed forces guttedYou are not a serious person.We don’t even need a fucking armed forces, its a joke how much we spend on that
>>222127628>>>/int/cum
Anyway I can make the most of the summer without leaving my house?
america could have been the greatest country on earthwhat a waste
>>222127628I've always wanted to live in one of those rural towns in one of those great plain states.
Undocumented small boat cronem being shot up against a wall in Ruperts Britain
>We don’t even need a fucking armed forces
kay's getting a bit political
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkKmIlTiVj8
don't even want sexi just want cuddles and intimacy and someone to talk with. if there was a bit of sex involved in that then finebut everyone i talk to just wants to fuck like mindless beasts
>>222127651vpnyank
>>222127615physiognomical study
>decided to buy mumberg a 48 pack of toilet paper for her birthday>because I've never bought toilet paper before I've kept tabs on how fast we're going through it and we're like 25% of the way through after only 1.5 weeks>interrogated dadberg and my brother and learned that they use toilet paper every single time they take a pisswho uses toilet paper for a pissdo you lads do that?barmy behaviourI've asked them ot cease to see if we can keep these 48 going longer
leftypol replacing the army with hoxhian people’s militia
>>222127639This is what your average Gr*en voter actually believes.
>>222127677fuck up rat
>>222127671freak
>>222127639You're an immense fucktard
Amazing how pretty women poo and fart.
pinaepple chimp
Niggers,
haven't eaten anything todayi'm starving myself again so I can be lovely and skinny forever :>
>>222127690you are zogged beyond belief!
>>222127649it is though, by far x >>222127651I could do Kansas or Nebraska but South Dakota and North Dakota are just nothing for hundreds of miles in any direction. South Dakota near the black hills would be nice
>>222127690how so?
>>222127411>he’d actually sort the country outMeaning what exactly?
>>222127705
>>222127708actually starving oneself usually results in vitamin b deficiency which ironically ages and uglifies youthe secret is eating LESS if you can manage that you tub of lard
i refuse to believe that restore has 200k+ members
>>222127708get a maccas double quarter pounder meal with a vanilla shake and large chips and while youre at it get a mcchicken actually get rid of the shake and replace it with a vanilla coke
Can't be arsed with niggersSo fuck niggers
right go on then tell me why we NEED an armed forces we’re a fucking island. Since ww2 all our armed forces have done is go to countries thousands of miles away to kill brown people and make bankers rich
>>222127451TRVKE
The Blacked Hills
>>222127725i'll just take vitamin b supplements
watch this bait continue for another half an hour, robbing /brit/ posters of vital sleep
>>222127735Fuck you.
you want sex with me?come talk to me
>>222127717you have the best natural landscapes but american society is vile
>>222127720if everyone wants to fuck like beasts then you're the freak for not wanting to
>>222127728loll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3RjCiq1ICY
>>222127708
>>222127732You should be hunted down by niggers
>>222127728you've never spoken to a black person in your life.
>>222127759errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmm
the excuse when you're living on your own for the first time and don't know how to take care of yourself: >>222127708
>>222127732>bankers send our soldiers to fight forever wars >clearly, we need to get rid of.. the soldiers give your head a wobble
>>222127732>we’re a fucking islandBoats were invented approximately 10,000 years ago
>>222127764You are unwell
>>222127759Hello beautiful
>>222127732you have to do israels bidding bro you just have to please bro
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Willy
>>222127755where would you go to escape american society? Theres North Korea, China, muslim countries and rural africa but that's about it. Everything else is American clay
>>222127762>>222127694>>222127684>>222127658Not one argument against me just stupid fucking jokes. Tell me why we need an armed forces tell me
>>222127753come chat to me
>>222127732so the irish don’t take northern ireland
>>222127775im unwell for telling him to be normal?
>>222127744nah there's an asterisk with vitamin b specificallyhas to come from fooddon't know whyjust comes out of your piss each time
>>222127786You already asked above not sure why you're posting this again except maybe to make it seem like someone else agrees with you
Saskia Teague calls herself an 'English patriot', yet spends most of her time on Twitter reposting Irish nationalists like her partner Michael McCarthy. Has she ever made a positive comment about England, other than insisting she is a patriot?The woman's Irish surname is a sure sign of someone with a low IQ, a poor upbringing and uncultivated tastes. It's hard to imagine her appreciating the poetry of John Clare, the sophistication of Perpendicular Gothic architecture, or the splendour of a Purcell composition. No wonder her shrivelled brain cannot compute that nationalists would not generally shack up with [wo]men from hostile foreign nations.It makes you wonder why she's been pushed recently, especially the article referencing her as one of several 'glamour girls' of the 'far-right' which she absolutely is not. Don't fall for it, lads, don't give the creature any money and do not let her understandable disdain for the religion of peace convince you that she is a patriot or a nationalist as she is neither, no matter how much she believes she is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXwYJyrKK5A
>>222127784
>>222127785wish youd all die
what's wrong with israel again? i forgot
why did he save that image though
>>222127773Tell me why we can’t just be like Ireland
the armed forces should encompass the entire population
Hairline integrity: compromised
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sX4K0JRIDM
white women are so ugly
>>222127828They're Jews
>>222127734pumping to this
>>222127836
>>222127826have you heard of stoned rape theory??????????
>>222127786You ever hear of a place called Venezuela
got fat as fuck since starting hrt
how do you have sex
no reason
>>222127773Then how did there were people before then on living on Britain retard
>>222127827That'll never happen <3 it's USA till the end of the earth. Just be glad you're part of it, even if we forget about you you're still an american
>>222127846the elites have missles and helicopters and armored cars
>>222127828nothing, in fact they are doing a good of getting rid of browns who contribute nothing to humanity
>>222127837ktim
>>222127834What do you mean?
>>222127732>>222127786The main purpose of our armed forces are not to guard against some hypothetical Chinese invasion off Beachy Head, but actually to protect the international sea trade lanes, on which our economy (as an island that imports 90% of the goods it needs) and by extension the entire global economy depends.What that means is that when your dragon dildos and soy oat milk and cum stained gamer chair is delivered to you on a container ship from China it actually gets here and isn't raided by pirates or hostile states or held for ransom by some fuckwit tinpot theocracy. Similarly with the oil and gas which, you know, keeps the fucking lights on and our homes heated and our petrol tanks full on which our entire fucking economy runs day and night which has to travel thousands of miles across potentially hostile seas to get here.In fact right now there's a war going on in which sea power and control over trade lanes has proven rather important, you may have heard of it if you'd turn the tranny porn off for a minute.
chill ass monky
i still look like that though i just need to be skinnier
you don’t want to get rid of the army you just make it so they can never deploy outside of the UK. realistically that’s all an army should be is to protect your country. if our army is flying thousands of miles away to fight in another country don’t pretend that they are protecting us
face the feast of powder
>>222127861There used to be a land bridge called Yamumsadoggerland
>>222127846you need organization and a sense of national unity as well and the american citizenry are not a nation
Okay Siri, show me pussy and by pussy I mean ACTUAL pussy none of that fake shit
>>222127881that's just horrible
>>222127679I dabMore hygienicBut you only need a sheet for that
attention seeking parasite
looks perfectly kissable to me
>>222127887
>>222127877>if our army is flying thousands of miles away to fight in another country don’t pretend that they are protecting usmight be protecting british interests abroadi know that's quite difficult for you to comprehend as you are stupid but oh well
Thats me back from my 3 day ban thenNo more lustful imagesNo more talk of jewsNo more talk of indiansIm a reformed man you see
tony blair rubbing his belly the size of 1,5m dead iraqis
raped bame theory
>>222127870Holy retardYou don’t need a trillion pound armed forces to protect cargo ships from some somalians on wooden boats you just stick 2-3 PMC guys with guns on each cargo ship and boom you no longer have a pirate problemHoly FUCK you are a retard
Okay Google, calculate the average penis length against the depth of the male prostate
just ate 5 weetbix yessir
>>222127929your hyper-raped
Okay Google, now show me an adult man ejaculatingHeh, thought so
See in a past life i would jump in on this discussion of the us military and make all the usual talking pointsBut after some reflection during my 3 day janny imposed exhile im going to ignore it
>>222127916Wasn't ever a fan of linkin park
>>222127902there's no need to sign your own posts honey
>>222127870the purpose of your military is to kill brown niggas for israel and buy stuff from your weapons industry
>>222127906> british interests abroadGo on… can’t wait to hear these super important interests that warrant us having a trillion pound armed forces
>>222127920yeah but then a country like myanmar could steal all the boats if they invested in military ships
>>222127939
>>222127679I just rinse my knob in the sink
>>222127929Know what I like? Those little mini weetbix with choc chips in themVery expensive though they want 4 quid a boxDaylight robbery
Searching for posts with the username ‘attention needer’. 48 results found.
>>222127954Grow up
We saved your asses during the war
painfully obvious that we have been recently been joined by an underageb& who thinks this is a place to discuss leftypol 6th former theories
i wish i had powers like superman, i would wipe out humanity if i did
>>222127964>could>could>couldI could come to your house right now and bum you, now what?
>>222127983Looks like a child
>>222127929have to really they're diddy little things nowadays it's woke gone mental
The current hingefu
>>222127992more than welcome
>>222127985Thats tilde/sacked tranny/spakiNoticeable as the only leftist to have graced /Brit/
do australians and canadians actually think they're a seperate sovereign entity or is it just jokes
>>222127992You're 13 mate wind your neck in
hope the parasite starves itself to death slowly and painfully
>>222127982Concession accepted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXtATeQ7GKg
>>222127990this but also completely invisible and i wouldn't wipe out humanity i would just watch mostly
G-G-G-G-UNIT
>>222127985That's because a lot of them are now on study leave for examsProbably a bit stressed out bless them x
how can people afford this
>>222128012what if he has a glow up like pumpkin
>>222127920You may not have noticed because you're too busy guzzling your dad's cum but 20% of the world's energy supply and much of the global economy is currently being held to ransom by a Middle Eastern theocracy using a handful of mines and some outdated torpedo boats. A situation which (coincidentally) can only be resolved by the use of well-funded navy and air force.
>>222127877It's best to fight one country over so your own country doesn't get destroyed x
>>222128011Is that what you say when youve lost an argument
Off to toilSecurity guard night shift toil beckons
testicles feeling rather plump and full
Joanna Page on Taskmaster is so QT! She's a 48 year old woman with 4 kids and she's but on a few stone but goodness gracious is it impossible not to love her.Ideal wife.
remember if you fail your exams then your life is OVER and your parents will hate you
>>222128038lucky dog. have a good night securityman
Need a third bollock
>>222128021no one has ever seen my willy not even me unless i shave my pubes
>>222128038Easiest job ever
>>222128038five nights at fredyys
>>222128030Doesn’t really help your point when the best and highest funded military in the world still can’t resolve it… funny that init
>>222128002Queenie
>>222128061never seen my foreskin
All talk of politics belongs on /pol/You will get banned if you discuss current events
>>222128038Dont sleep too much
>>222127954Oil security, water security, mineral security, maintaining the flow of goods and services, protecting the sovreignty of allies, limiting the power of rogue states, protecting BOTs,
>>222128052i love yuri
>>222128052lesbians cannot compete with penis when it comes to "bi" girlsremember that girl on celeb big bro who LARP'd as a woke lesbian with a rainbow buzzcut and she dumped her gf (who came all the way from Australia for the final) because she fell in love with a boy in therewomen try and deny their biology but are unsuccessfulas per usual
>hyped
4chan is just green reddit tbqh
Wish I could fall in love, but going 30 years without feeling the emotion at all, it's not looking good.
rorke:adventures: 0fallen down holes: 29478
>>222128076that sounds like a political statement
>>222128108death is scary initI mean I'm really living life with the expectation of making it to old ageif I knew I'd be dead in a few months/years I'd shake things up drasticallybut you don't have much choice in that matterterrifying stuff really
i do wonder how much sway the british military and intelligence still has, obviously not a superpower anymore but still
>>222128124scream
love when you’re arguing with some dickhead and you can tell they start going to ChatGPT for help looool
getting my bollocks custom made in vietnam
>>222128118You're probably just gayEvery man whos ever lived has felt love for a girl since at least the age of 14
>>222128052KWADB
>>222128111Wanna punt that monkey into the nearest busy road
>>222128038wish i could do this and just post on /brit/ then come home after a long day of work and post on /brit/
rarity
>>222128157This is me
>>222128159shes the hottest one by far needs anal breeding
>>222128142Not even with a bloke and all my mates are male.
>>222128132It's grim af, especially moreso cause my shit is in a mess still
>>222128171You're clearly a closted homoJust go suck a willy and be done with it
>>222128157but then you wouldn't be able to hypothetically fire missiles at your job
little drinkypoos
>>222128159Umm
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>>222128038remember to walk in predictable patterns and clearly announce any deviations you make from your pre-planned vision cones
gimble geeble gob