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>>222127233This is just slander against the Messenger of Allah Muhammad (Pajeets Bustin' Upon Him).
dead meme just let it go
>>222127233I want to think about this but I can't assume a thinking position
You gotta do what you gotta do.haha no but seriously, honest to God question from a devout Muslim: what the fuck is going on here? Is there a Christian equivalent, e.g. the Apocrypha?Is this propaganda from anti-Muslims at the time?Please break it down for me like I'm like 12, mildly concussed, and am from an uncontacted tribe and have a bone through my nose.Actually curious for some context!
>>222127293>t.
>>222127293>>222127326if muslim boys need to follow the path of muhammad than at what age do you go through „the zutting „?
>>222127365Saved
>>222127233Muhammad (ﷺ) was really the Mia Khalifa of his timehttps://youtu.be/LGLKnAuuNO4
>>222127326Muslims have a scholarship system that validates hadiths and hadiths are used for their religious laws. They have scholars that decide if the transmission is strong or weak, the vast majority of Muslims simply read the Quran so they don't even know about this stuff generally. The closest equivalent in Judaism or Catholicism would be the Mishnah or Catechism. Now why there's a gangbang in the middle of the desert is because the hadiths mostly record Muhammad's life and since he's a perfect human you can record what he does and emulate him unquestioningly since he's perfect. There's some disputes about Muhammad contradicting himself in hadiths, but he's so perfect that Muslims are able to work out the difference and logic is banned in Islam anyway so you shouldn't try to apply it.
There’s no man on earth that wouldn’t enjoy prostate stimulation and homophobia has been a tool used by women to stop men from knowing this
>>222127326It's literally just a story about Mohammed getting raped by black men. Half the book is just a collection of random shit with no logic
>>222127502Oh kek
>>222127387If you're his grandson, very young
>>222127597Christian men used to kiss each other on the mouth too, I don’t understand who you’re trying to gag
>>222127326Honestly, in a strange way I view the hadith as the New Testament and the quran as the Old Testament I know the comparison is flawed in many ways but I can't really think of a two corpus set that defines the absolute core of the religion.Apocrypha aren't a source of doctrine.One could maybe argue the Councils are kind of comparable, though to be quite frank Councils are closer to the whole ulama/fatwa shenanigans.
>>222127597>The Arabian kiss is a French kiss but with a man
>>222127522He didn't just like black men! The Prophet was open to all.>This is what I wanted, Messenger of Allah
>>222127697You need to go back to Egypt
>>222127772It's not me bro
>>222127772By your logic he's Yemeni.If you don't know GoatHub, watch AP and/or Apologetics Roadshow
>>222127808If you ever see a polish flag get triggered by shitting on islam, it's the pakistani My favorite was that chess post
>>222127766For telling the truth? Young men in Christian nations (Spain) get drunk and kiss each other at parties too
>>222127819Ok thanks
>>222127326the hadith is like their second my sacred book anon
>new thread>23 replies self bumped by one spanish, againyou need to be organic saaar >>222080513 >>222082213
>>222127233the zutts are indians that migrated after that shit eater's death so someone made this shit up and they were ok with it.
>>222128086The degen should be sent to Kazakhstan Also, only the sahrawi one is mine
>>222127871I didn't even know you guys could get visas for there, I thought mostly other parts of MENA or straight to Malaysia.
>>222127233The king of the Muslims got NUTTED in by a BBC????Damn, I didnt know jihadi niggas were zesty like that
>>222127326There's no context Muhammad literally just arranged to meet a bunch of Zutts(jeets) who proceeded to ride him all night long. It's Sahih tier as well
>>222127233GREAT HOPPING HADITHS! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I HAVE TO WATCH FROM BEHIND THIS LINE AS THE ZVTTS RUN A TRAIN ON THE PROPHET (pbuh) AND RUIN HIS INBRED SEMETIC BUSSY? AND THEY'LL COVER HIS ROBE WITH SEMEN STAINS SO HE HAS TO WALK AROUND WITH A CONSTANT REMINDER OF HIM BEING ZVTTED? WHAT'S THAT, I HAVE TO DOCUMENT THE WHOLE THING SO PEOPLE HUNDREDS OF YEARS FROM NOW WILL KNOW HOW HE GOT ZUTTED AND MADE INTO A LAUGHING STOCK WHILE I JUST SAT AND WATCHED? AND MUSLIMS WILL HAVE TO PUT THEIR HEADS DOWN AND ASSES UP 5 TIMES A DAY IN HONOR OF THE PROPHET (pbuh) BEING PRIME ZUTT BAIT? WELL, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD AND INTO HIS BUSSY YABBA DABBA DOOO AHAMDULLIAHADOOOOO
>>222127455Kek wtf
>>222127455gem
WALLAPIN WAHALLIS ALLAH (SWT)! You're telling me the GREAT PROPHET MUHAMMED, your ULTIMATE MAN, is going to get brutally ANAL RAPED and I have to stand behind a line and WATCH and RECORD as an entire queue of UNWASHED DESERT INDIANS called the ZUTTS ruts into his asshole for an ENTIRE NIGHT leaving him EXHAUSTED AND IN PAIN and that I have to record this is excruciating detail? Well, what can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO
>>222127326The apocrypha shows the more magical side of Jesus. He's typically depicted as being a wild child learning to control his divine powers.In Islam they have a belief that manliness can be injected into boys by getting creampied by other men. The men of Al-Zutt were known as sexual masters, so Muhammad sought them out to have their masculinity injected into him to become the ultimate man.
>>222128463>LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD AND INTO HIS BUSSY YABBA DABBA DOOO AHAMDULLIAHADOOOOOI actually laughed way too loud when I reached this part.
>>222127233Apparently Arabs still draw circles around themselves before sleeping on sand
>>222130875The hadithjak threads were fucking riots but they kept getting reported lmao
I think Contents in coran was made by plagiarism by bibles of Buddhism and Jesus to make sand nigger as pawn for him Bydda and Jesus try to behave as far as possible in their lives along the ideal they preached BUT Muhammad didn’t Hr enjoyed invading sexing the wifes of lolis and sodomy even tho he preached about th abstinence in every ways for the devout And sand nigger can worship this scum cuz they are retard and they don’t study at all They fuck each other among sibling >but Islam created the basement for renaissanceYeah mostly that was done by aryan like persian not Arab retard
>>222127233Zutt were jatt people of haryana, indiaThere state is stereotyped for killing newborn female babies (it's against family honour to have daughters)They might be darker compared to Arabs but in india they have relatively lighter skins. They are also known for acting like chimps in tourist places while driving Thar. Delhi became rape and crime capital because of jatts and gurjars who suddenly got a lot of money when delhi developed 20 years ago.This story might be true considering they're all mentally ill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iY5b4zb_Zk
>>222127522>Half the book is just a collection of random shit with no logicBecause it's a schizophrenic man telling his stories or dreams to another man so that the man can write it down because Muhammed didn't know how to read or write
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iEI-4YDelg
>>222127502>racism was invented by women to stop men from having love with Kweens>homophobia is actually a tool to stop men from enjoying prostate stimulationwhy are they so evil, bros?
>>222132071Based Takeshi
>>222132328Oh newfag anon if only you knew..
>>222127233https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0mytdFm7Og
>>222132071Based samurai
>>222130702>In Islam they have a belief that manliness can be injected into boys by getting creampied by other men. The men of Al-Zutt were known as sexual masters, so Muhammad sought them out to have their masculinity injected into him to become the ultimate man.I know see why leftists love muslisms so much and want to import them.
>>222132110A family of canadians were staying in the hotel where I work and they were a particularly bothersome and annoying bunch and out of curiosity I searched their last name and googled the caste and turned out there were punjabi jatts
>>222127233>>222127502>>222127455>>222127597>>222127737>>222133445I genuinely believe Islam makes people gay>hard segregation between men and women >never getting to look at women >the Ottomans>men in Afghanistan and Pakistan dating younger men>Bacha bazi>the only Indonesian of note being a serial rapist of men >Iranian security personnel sexually assaulting men>Arab zestiness >the Iraqi politician guy "I want to fuck you sex sex sex">Al-Zutt
>>222130702>Christian apocrypha >Jesus' adventures >Muslim apocrypha>metaphysical homosexuality What did they mean by this?
>>222130702The apocrypha are apocrypha. They are not holy texts. The early Church Doctors said they were bogus. They are not even the equivalent of weak hadiths, they are considered trash.
>>222133754The funny thing is that the zutt hadith isn't islamic apocrypha. It's literally their most authentic text second to the quran
>>222133778Yeah I know. They cope by saying it says you couldnt see their genitals. But it remains a really weird passage anyway
>>222133477Yeah punjab and haryana were a single punjab state until 1960s
>>222133866Yeah I know that's how we got Chandigarh
>>222127233If you've been around muslims long enough you'll understand how deeply boyfucking as a form of domination is ingrained in their cultural zeitgeist and ethnos that this 'adith makes a lot of sense. I've had my fair share of seemingly innocuous political discussions with them divulge into weird cuckoldry fantasies and rape threats once they ran out of arguments, although this is prevalent in all brown sotadic zoner cultures, it's particularly concentrated in the broader islamic cultural sphere and probably influenced its geographic non Islamic entourage as a result.
>>222134316How do you live around them without going fucking insane?
>>222127233you poles are genuinely retarded, ride does not mean a sexual act in that context. Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) prohibited the wrongdoings of the lut.
>>222132147>the call to prayer is just Mohammad moaning from a prostate orgasm Holy fuck kek
>>222134934I'm a mudslime and ride here means sexual riding. Mohammed was a bisexual switch and Allah is a non-binary femboy. Cope munafiq.
>>222134316lebs will have foids like this everywhere but engage in >boyfuckingdiscourse
Someone have the "I saw the prophet eating a chicken nugget" one
>>222128086Bro there are like 50 people here, you're the same indog getting mad in hadithjak threads
>>222127871>>222127697go back to egypt
>>222134934>ride does not mean a sexual act in that contextThen what does it mean?? Genuinely.
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>>222135764I forget where the same yarkabouna or w.e is also used for mounting a woman, it's a moot argument
>>222127737Lmfaooooo
>>222128086He is not me though I’m not even Spanish actually
>>222135764they piggybacked on moe naked or whatever
>>222134316Zuttgeist
>>222135571 Italian men also kiss each other, in fact if you ask a bunch of young italian men who go to the club often they’re always like "I’m a little bicurious"
>>222133445It's called bacha bazi/gulam bazi when Europeans see videos of it they blame the US for some reason when they've always been like that. It's also the same reason why Muslims are so obsessed with black men, they wrote constantly about how virile they were. The end goal of reaching jannah is having a harem and immense sexual strength so they can goon forever. It's the most subhuman world religion and the fact it's treated as anything more than collection of tribal nonsense is proof that Islam sustains itself via threats alone.
>>222135282He does that in every hadithjak thread. They kept making threads about LATAM to deflect from the zutt thing
>>222132110>it's against family honour to have daughtersWhat the fuck? How can something so stupid be true? Do you have a source?
man hadiths fucking kill me every single timeI cant believe people read this shit and based their life around it
>>222127233Imagine having the Prophet himself put you in the cuckcirc while a bunch of jeets run a train on him. Truly brvtal
>>222143087NTA, but Jaats are not know for their intelligence. >SourceLook up a gender ratio map of India (the image upload isn't working for me), you'll see that haryana and surrounding states have the most imbalance. In haryana it's 879 women per 1000 men. In my state it's 973 to 1000 men.
>>222134934What else could it mean vro
>>222132110>they're all mentally illIn my experience virtually all of them are closet homo's who act macho.
>>222127293meme religion just let it go
>>222144774>closet homo's who act machoThat describes most religious fundamentalists desu
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