YORKSHIRE edition
any man in?
Rorkeshire
Anyone seen the current events?
>>222128071Yeah and do you know what they happen to need right now? Destroyers. Because the only thing that can resolve this situation are destroyers which are needed to escort cargo ships through the Strait of Hormuz to provide anti-air and anti-drone cover. Guess what part of the US Navy got cut most heavily over the last 20 years? HINT: It starts with a 'd' and ends with a 'r'. That's why we've sent our lone pathetic little destroyer which should arrive there in about 6 months if it's lucky.Do you know what we also don't have? Minesweepers. Do you know why? Because all the highly-trained and experienced Royal Navy minesweepers were sacked in the last defence funding review to be replaced by some subcontracted geegaw cost-cutting 'drone minesweepers' at some unspecified future date. Gee those minesweepers would sure have been useful right about now. But guess what you fuckwit? Idiots like you convinced the last government that they were 'surplus to requirement'.So now the entire Western world is sat holding their limp dicks looking like a bunch of tools and the Iranians are utterly clowning on us with a few hundred Temu drones because we thought it would be a good idea to stop investing in our Navy to pay NEETs PiP to wank themselves off instead.
>>222128218Nice try janny
>Humour>Horror>Drama>Scandal>The human condition>Mr Bennet>Elegant proseI fucking love it.
hey guys how's it doing
>>222128232Not a word
watching richard spencer
>>222128218yesAnthony Head.is Dead.
>>222128247Did you buy his kratom?
>>222128240you arent even human
>>222128201castles like that used to mean something, they were a symbol of strength and defencewoke put an end to all that
got the porn on
>>222128252Call him Anthony Dead aaaaahahahaha!His daughters are fit though.
>>222128253No, is he actually selling kratom?
>>222128267Yes he is
Anthony Dead
it looms
nth for the holodem
>>222128261sploileur thaut hoig
not one single word of that mate haha sorry LOL
would you lads every go out with a disabledlike one who's missing a head or summator a dyslexic
Survive the Joke of a day where some Afghans cuck you out of cash in your own home whilst your kids watch
wish i had a trans gf
>>222128232Wasting your breath mate you're arguing with people who literally work at Tesco (if they work at all)
>>222128218only the current porn
>>222128318So a bf.
>>222128278england losing in 2nd round will be kino
>>222128232Thank you for the thorough explanation. I think you're right actually. I have changed my view.
>>222128320yeah true I do real work at my spreadsheet job
>>222128232just build a canal
>>222128296I'm saving myself for richard madeley
catberg is a genuine retardbought her cat litter because she REFUSES to shit outsideshe's intelligent enough to shit in the litter but whilst burying she flings the little pebbles fucking everywhere Would it be a terrible idea to put the cat litter outside?but then she'll just start house shitting all over againfuck's sake
>>222128318sameor a boyfriend
Not a fan of that canadian fella calling me gay cause im a fat unlovable virgin...
feeling very spaced out & depersonalised
>gf
>>222128318
lol...lmao even
>>222128232>be a good idea to stop investing in our Navy to pay NEETs PiP to wank themselves off insteadBased total Pissrael death
>>222128353>>222128318whats the point of posting this without his willy out?
>>222128341you remind me of my mum when she bought 'puppy pads' for the dog to piss on, only the silly cow would leave the door open throughout summer and yet still leave the pad inside so the dog was nearly 2 until it learnt to save itself for walkies
wish i had boyfried
>>222128310he's making this up
It is mad though how all these trans OF models are shagging other tranniesYou'd think some of them would at least have a chaser bf
>>222128355s
>>222128240s
boring twitter screencap hour is it
willy in the boyfriar
>>222128376Agp
>>222128370Boy fried rice
>>222128341Give it a go, good luck
you guys know which country has the best licorice
>>222128360What exactly do you think will happen to your bennies when we're in another global recession?
>>222128376Melody Fluffington is married to a cis man
>>222128333is that what americans call the knockouts
>>222128370good luck
>>222128397finlandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5fQZhv0poU
>>222128366HER beautiful face
I'm on PIP because I'm clever and mackieavellien
Oy vey we need destroyers and military spending to fund our imperialist wa- I mean revolutions for liberation
>>222128418extremely fit but what will he look like in 10 years
i'm on PIP because i cant work cos i feel a bit sad sometimes
>>222128402imagine getting married to a trannybizarre
Which one of you did this
>HER
>>222128398I'm not on PIP, just enjoying Pissrael's downfall. When Iran is done developing nukes hopefully they mass produce ballistic rockets so they can sink those floating target destroyers in the gulf when the next orange buffoon gets uppity
we need to defend the folkland islands from argintina. thats why i wear the poppy
anything to look forward to or is this it
>>222128450'sheed
can we start the good posts now
>'sheed
>>222128444They recently done that to my X account for complaining about a crypto scam around henry nowaks death.
>>222128443>imagine marrying the person you love
>>222128232least bootyblasted nafotroon
pressing my pinky and index finger against my face discontentedly
>>222128462Nope, shabbos goy
>>222128467CWLTSHC
i'm on pip because i get a bit anxious because I'm a shut in freak who can't make friends
>>222128459mental we still consider america, israel, and france as allies after the whole falkland islands war
>>222128470
>>222128489ktim
Got the guitar riff from War Without Reason stuck in my head
>>222128470oh my days
Someone triggered the browns by pointing out that *checks notes* international trade routes have to be policed.
Tel Aviv Tommy
colonel sanders was only a private ahhaand he was called harlandamericans call that stolen valoursit yo cracker ass down and leave them umchickens alone
>>222128512you don't even have any notes
>>222128512Yes, by Iran
stuck some air in the air fryer for dinner
>>222128469
>>222128505flag fucking on
>*checks notes*somebody reddit that foo'
>>222128471There's 1.5 billion of them, enough yearning to escape the toilet bowl
>>222128536it looks like an toblerone !!
nursing a pot noodle
>>222128529never owned a band shirt desu
luv seeing girls wear thesebig fan of just seeing soft, pink heel and no toe or sole
>>222128554
>>222128554i like thicc greater than sticc
>Hey Britain, why did you have the largest navy for 200 years?>umm...ahh...ummm
meow
got the atrax morgue on dont I xhttps://youtu.be/I0AAPYnrT0w
>>222128554i wear these as a man
>>222128554don't like faux-utilitarian
>>222128570sjitskin
love this mexican chune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZTDDqodF0g
christ there aren't gay people here are there?
>>222128570same especially when they have wee willys poking out
reckon you lot should have let napoleon unite the continentals
>>222128610Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they insist on being placed at "the captain's table", they get up late, they nudge people whilst they're shooting. They muck about. Imagine... the fear... of knowing you have a gay man on board a boat, when you retire at night you think to yourself "God... will I wake up and find everybody dead?" You can't run a ship like that.
>>222128610im hereim queerget used to it
>>222128610no mate*goes back to raping my arse*
>>222128610There areMakes me skin crawl
>>222128610Just you
>>222128610/brit/ is definitely the gayest thread on this whole board
>>222128610i'm bisexual does that count
Mad how no one was openly gay before the year 1972
reckon you're actually the gay one if you wouldn't suck a peng knob
the men did not kick the ball around in a satisfactory manner
they used to make the young midshipmen boys on navy ships sleep in the foreskins of the cannoniers
being gangraped by four greybeards and shouting
>>222128635having fun on the internet isn't the same as sticking your smeg cannon up a shit chute
reckon you could suck a knob better than a woman?
>>222128668fuck off homophobe
>>222128676Bent freak
>>222128668I'm not joking I'm gay
rancid thread
looks like I kicked the hornets nestlmao
gotta admit there is something appealing about a retracted foreskin willy glistening with precum
>>222128676no part of my post disavows the gay race
rancid smeg
>>222128692There isn't though
Mother nature is a homophobe
let's be honest an erect phallus is more visually appealing than some saggy meat flaps
there's nothing appealing about my willy, looks like freddy krueger
every time I call them out they sperg out
pozzing my neghole
>>222128713
navy boy apprentices on their knees in the crows nest
You come to me on the day of my daughter's melty and you ask me to murder. For money.
right well that's a gif of two ponies smooching
seagull gifs
>>222128734wait a second
hi
what gif
bye
>>222128780>>222128783>>222128786great picture's, guys
>>222128780bit of a grey area
steady boys steady
>>222128783lovely
this must be what is like during stalins purges
Emma Watson had an anal eruption whilst sitting on my face.
should i fuck this white girl off hinge
this is like pol pot himself running his fingers over my smooth hands and bringing up my bank statements showing my specsavers outgoings
what are the odds aimee lou wood was called 'amy poo good' n school?
>>222128841I’m guessing very, very low.
>>222128770it's a leebait gif of an apple pie that flashes a pic of applejack and pinkie pie snogging for a split second
>>222128828The more important question is should i fuck this hispanic girl off hinge
>>222128858Can’t post that now can you.
*gestures towards the post count*
Got the wanktoil done, now for the pisstoil
what are the mddle class liberal parts of liverpool and manchester?
>>222128905Get the stop postingtoil done asap
>>222128905hate post wank pisses some of them are really unpleasant
>>222128899I’ll get to making an Americentric, editionless new on the double.
Can I get PIP for hay fever?
>>222128910you can't
janny dont like itpost the peters, post the peteres
>>222128920is that like yellow fever but for horses
Gonna grow my black beard out
>>222128915Make me, jabroni>>222128916...yh
just seen a video of a chinky fella wanking and then his head gets taken off
>>222128928nah
rape scented candle
not sure she even knows what rape is if I'm being quite honest.
time for this againwho should be on the new £5 $10 $20 and £50 notes
trans rights forever
laptop blue screens and i have to wait 15 minutes to post againi never ask to be born
>>222128938vietnamese
>>222128952vikrum digwa and axel roodycabana xd
rape the world
>>222128952ruby grangerphil fodenrorkerorke's da
>>222128952do they have to be all dead for them to put the beatles on
>>222128992rubytimseasidemarkbad therapist
>>222128952Alfred HitchcockMorrissey John Lennon David Bowieevery time you look at money you should be reminded that the only reason to make money or do anything notable in Great Britain is to make it easier to move to America. As soon as a British person becomes distinguished, wealthy or extraordinarily gifted they instantly relocate to the United States of America because it is where Great Men live and it's the best country in the world.
remember bad psych? what was that all about?
seems like a waste to be trans with a thing like that https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780791597356628.mp4
sick to the back teeth of scrolling on twitter and seeing peng women with huge chebs that i will never shag
in bed with the American gf got any good memes to share?
Alri lads, Love Yorkshire me
>>222129046
>>222129042why
>>222129042dunno how thats even possible if they're on hrt
Tried to eat spicy korean buldak noodles and now im spitting up my mucous Membrane
>>222128958>2026>not using a macbookmaaaaaaaaaaaaate
>>222129090wonder what it's like to have sex with her x
>>222129062apparently some hrt regiments don't stop you being able to ejac, monotherapy I guess idk, some troons use a testosterone gel on their nads too I don't know how that works I would assume it's not possible to target any one place for masculinisation hormonally
>>222128570CORRRRRRRR BRI
>>222129102Fuck Atlantic
>>222129028I could not figure it out either
>>222129091You cant play computer games on mac
>>222129087weak cunt all it does is make your mouth pleasantly warm
>>222129087Saw em at the store one time, looked at the ingredients and put the packet back on the shelf.>>222129090damn she's fucking cute, very sexable
rorke serving in an hrt regiment
>>222129090can't find her leng since i found out she was bald
>>222128952CaraMaisieEmmaKatie
>>222129118That was my mistakeI bought them online and wasn't able to do that
If you’re considering abortion because of Down syndrome, please look at this photo first.
>>222128867yes
skin is flaring upfucksake
Did Mr Beast have a stroke?
there's supposedly a real female posting on /cum/ right now under french flag not a drill
>>222129165he's probably had loads
>>222129175CANDICE
>>222129165he looks marginally less ugly here
Taking care of your visuals is such a humbling experience. This fucking shit is too much expensive.I respect women more and more.
>>222129175who cares
Did anybody ever shit themselves when you were in school lads?
>>222129175corrrrr wrenching my willy like a feral ape right now
>>222129154is this a famous person
>>222129154eyes too close togetherget the coat hanger
>>222129196dasha nekrasova
>>222129143Is she really? I mean still would ngl >>222129151You could have checked it out online, they have it. My brother was eating them and I tasted them one time, I didn't like it. >>222129193Not in school but I shat myself during a hike on a ski trip in 3-4th grade. >>222129175I was just gonna check on you guys
>>222129221>Not in school but I shat myself during a hike on a ski trip in 3-4th grade. Did anyone find out?
>>222129220oh yeah
rizz = being tall, you can say the most retarded thing and it doesn't matterhttps://www.twitch.tv/josenogales1
>>222129184does look a bit like it could be her
>>222129193Yea, they marked my chair with an X symbol.
>>222129241>ears fused to headUhm yeah, as if everyone elses' ears are detachable?
>>222129193No I have only ever shit myself just after school years and one time as a young child going on holiday. When I was a young lad my family would drive all the way from Scotland to France and Spain and one time going to Spain I held it in for so long but fell at the last hurdle upon reaching the caravan camp I quickly jumped inside the caravan and slung my shitty pants in a drawer, the key camp woman came round to show it off and found it in a draw and pulled it out. And the time as a young adult I just shat myself out the blue walking home from tesco.
>>222129230I'm not sure, I told the teacher I have to go back cause I had stomach problems. I went back and cleaned my jeans in the tub with shampoo. Then left them to dry, I can't remember if my classmates that were in my room said anything.
>>222129241seen photos of thesegrim grim grim
think that might actually be candice I was comparing what you can see from her face and her weird wrists
Listening to interpol
just listened to Sibelius symphony 6
There was a girl that had her first period during class. I remember everyone being cool about it. She actually was wearing white pants unfortunately.
i should message him
>>222129315bit gay
Wow. Not normally a Bonnie Blue fan but this is class Respect to the family of Henry Nowak
Emma Watson scat porn with complete with smearing
Stephen Paddock sex arse
>>222129351The golden shower thing if real is absolutely vile and disgusting
>>222129241why would god send the babies to tell for being aborted?
>>222129241>pfpno ponies
*does an amazing dance which unites the world*
>>222129360he said, cock in hand
doing the "tesco nigga" boogie
>>222129371Nah, I don't find her attractive, the other on is better looking, also I don't watch porn
Any other /got a taste of the good life/ man in? Mates mates works in private equity and took us up a very upscale bar/clubEveryone is the most beautiful person you've seenThe atmosphere is perfectYou're treated like a human being by the staff Was it ludicrously expensive? YesWas it worth it? AbsolutelyNow I've taken the bus back to my fetid little lair and am reflecting on what I'm missing out on
NEW>>222129391>>222129391>>222129391>>222129391
>>222129378>>222129381pics
>>222129396way too early, don't use this thread
>>222129368every dance is amazing when you think about it. you've just got to give it your all and put your heart into it. you know what i mean
>>222129396preposterousl
>>222129396kys
>>222129396scream
can someone explain thishttps://xcancel.com/NucleoNEsp/status/2063275355230584964maybe you >>222129242
>>222129366minimod MELTIE
>>222129392Were the people cool, that's all I care about, places like that here usually have a crowd I'm not interested in.I did have a rich gf for a while and her mom would take us to places like that every once in a while. I kind of feel uncomfortable being treated like a king by staff and waiters.
the great and powerful trixie sex arse
shrekfunny
>>222129426
>>222129417Basically neonazi party of SpainHe's talking about white lives matter and how police defend brown immigrants
>>222129451don't like this
>>222129437dunno but the fellas on /brit/ are the most uncool runts you can find
janny, strike down that thread!
>>222129463
>>222129363why would he enjoy seeing babies heads smashed against rocks
kiss him mouth on mouth handsome
KISS him
>>222129464That's a bit harsh innit, I was asking about the people in the bar and what not. Those high end places are not my cup a tea.
>>222129437Cool in a rich kid type of way
any raped slaves in?
it's hard to be cool when it's always around 28C here
why are jews so much smarter than whites?
>>222129506hello
theraped
>>222129503Where there any drugs, you throw a gram at me and I can talk to people I don't like lol. >>22212951128C is nice, it gets 35C here at night and I'm sweating like a pig while talking to people
jaybaesun does have a nice cock though
>>222129527I want to suck it
>>222129526this is me every night
>>222129391>>222129391>>222129391
>>222129546No AC?, I would kms if I didn't have AC
>>222129549Fuck off
might start some sort of gimmique which dissuades /brit/ from watching porn
no one should use that threadpunish the yank for making it too early
proper non-early new >>222129573
>>222129555i have it but i only use it for an hour max
two dogshit yank threads shall me turning in early tonight due to the disgrace to my flag
>>222129591Why?
>>222129602just trying to save a bit on the leccy bill xx
