God save the King edishReturn him to the fold of Catholicism sub-edish
this is the one
Yeah let's use this onr
just installed debianvery productive saturday night
howling at a poo
>>222129612loser
"Most of Britain is marshland because it is flooded by the continual ocean tides. The barbarians usually swim in these swamps or run along in them, submerged up to the waist. Of course, they are practically naked and do not mind the mud because they are unfamiliar with the use of clothing, and they adorn their waists and necks with iron, valuing this metal as an ornament and a token of wealth in the way that other barbarians value gold. They also tattoo their bodies with various patterns and pictures of all sorts of animals. Hence the reason why they do not wear clothes, so as not to cover the pictures on their bodies. They are very fierce and dangerous fighters, protected only by a narrow shield and a spear, with a sword slung from their naked bodies. They are not familiar with the use of breast-plates and helmets, considering them to be an impediment to crossing the marshes. Because of the thick mist which rises from the marshes, the atmosphere in this region is always gloomy" — Herodian, Roman History, III.14.6-8
this is me
>>222129670turn that frown upside down
hi
>>222129683
>>222129685hi
>>222129694sdbjdfbkjsjfsbd
>>222129694ktim
>>222129694
>>222129646I see
>>222129573Always liked Willis. He is agnostic/COE and catlicks can fuck off.
Sir Rorke
>haven't watched tv in over a decade>babestation still existsepicwhy do they never show their cunts it's always just the bolt on titsI'm soft as fuck right now
Talked to my brother for 2 hours. It was nice. I enjoyed it.
never been on a plane in my lifefar too scary
>>222129751What's he up to? I saw my bro on Thursday and he cooked for us for the first time and it was actually good, pretty shocked.
>>222129763First time I was on a flight someone gave me a xanax, it hit so good that I didn't care if the plane would crash which scared me, never touched that shit again.
>>222129763it is scary when theres turbulence and you realise youre completely powerless
>>222129670Piehead not about at least
>>222129794i'm never powerless
>>222129763safer than driving and being killed by an U-Turning ranjeet aha
>>222129782bradley after absorbing all the knowledge on the chase
>>222129812mild s
>>222129668Parts of East Anglia and the eastern coast were underwater in antiquity and most of the Middle Ages. The Fens got the same treatment parts of the Netherlands got, dammed up and the water removed.
>>222129799how exactly can you influence matters if the plane is crashing
>>222129812mouth twitched
Do you have these fuckers in the UK? I see em on my balcony and they actually come inside and sting you, there's a version of them on our coast and they sting you in the water at some locations. I fucking hate them.
>>222129838when the plane is about to hit the ground you just jump
feelin real real bleak might eat some cotton candy grapes
>>222129838with my aura
>>222129856fat prick
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czr251x5j3zoyou will NEED this
>>222129849>shitpaki
>>222129849no, it's 16c in june haha
>>222129876close shtipalkiShtipq means sting, they actually sting you and it fucking sux
>>222129849yeah but i dont think they sting, at least ive never heard about it
>>222129878i'm jealous
aussies really are lovely <3
>>222113222did catberg died?
>>222129878lucky>>222129890They've literally went through my mosquito net, came into my room, in the bed and stung me, and I live on the last 5th floor.
>>222129912yeah he posted about it earlier
you can't see t but i am currently doing triple backflips
>>222129933foid
>>222129941lie on
>>222129870Do you have these in gaped shitstain >>222129914Do you have the in Heavengaria
>>222129914is this definitely earwigs and not bedbugs or something
>>222129941just did a quadruple backflip
Bet they could fully automate a McDonald's restaurant by now if they so wished
>>222129950Cotton candy grapes I haven't seen but we probably have em. We grow really good grapes here and make wine. >>222129952yes it's an earwigI've never had bed bugs, I'm a very clean person.
>>222129950yh but they're called candy floss
just did a quintuple backflip
>>222129992no you didn't be quiet
you can't see it but i am a beautiful trans woman who straight men are CONSTANTLY hitting on
>>222130000ok sorry i was lying
>>222130012i believe
racist barnracist barn1 2 3 4
>>222130012may i have sex with u dear x
>>222130012bizarre lie
Sun is coming up in a bitgrim
>candy floss flavoured grapes
>>222130012>ello me darling
candy floss is so vile
just did a sextuple backflip and crashed through the window and landed on the neighbours car
>>222130027that is NOT what she says
get the choons on lads
>>222130051billy bullshitter
need a good rogering
oooo it's a nice outfit
love a milky coffee with loads and loads of sugar
did you know are ella has naturally crooked eyes and has to focus to make them straight? she is so adorable
>>222130078Tomorrow I'm receiving these two beauties.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oin2wJ2YWhMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn2gc199WEsand ofc one of my all times favoriteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDIlsV81JgA
>>222130141Currently drinking coffee blacker and more bitter than Stephen A. Smith at the moment.
>>222130078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM74A_1S9Xcchoonage
>>222130078we got the lana on x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB-Bk3nvvpo
>>222130147reckon she goes crosseyed when she's got riding a big cock
>>222130169would marry her
>>222130208bulgarialad irl
>>222130035fairy floss innit
>Yuu sinku ai can'to furippu? Wacchi disu, Rooku!
>>222130210No
>>222129768He lives in New Zealand and was just chilling with his mrs and looking after their toddler.
>>222130224that girl has large breasts
>>222129838If I were on that plane it wouldn't have gone down like that.
>>222130211>>222130231why?
>>222130246i didnt notice i was far too focused on the flip
Elizabeth tried anal with Philip you reckon
>>222130211I'm actually very pale despite being half Greek>>222130234Good lad
leftypol protesting vigils for murdered white men
>>222130246makes me want to shag a cheeky chinky prozzer
>>222130265He is a good lad. He is my younger brother but is a lot more mature than me or my older bro.
the white women they get for the JAVs all have that same particular phenotype. very mousey and frail looking
>>222130257yeh... but only when they were married.
>>222130279i watched the classic lexi belle getting molested on a bus earlier
worked Saturday, working Sunday, and working the public holiday on Monday, then back to work on Tuesdayall of it going to the tax man
Any Yankees in? I've got some questions that I need Cody to answer.
pretty sure stormcloaks were the ones who stole the age of agression song, their version doesn't rhyme at all
>>222130246bizarre lie
mumberg been gone with dogberg a long time nowalways makes me worry she's lost heranxious me
>>222130277Good for him, why did he move to New Zealand?
>>222130314yo
>>222130314yanks? on /brit/?
>>222130279for me, it's june lovejoy
>>222130345imagine your mums been kidnapped or summit
>>222130302She's quite bimbofied these days, sad to see
>>222130359as long as the dogs alright
>>222130354Why isn't she wearing trousers?
>>222130368Doubt the kidnappers will be able to tell the difference
>>222130372i think she is a "pornstar" :)
he's always got the lights on
>>222130392close the curtains tim!
>>222130378lol
In Skyrim talos seems to be a bit like Jesus A man God with a cult following being oppressed by the empire
let's not judge tim
>>222130392has to be a bit of a ghoulish lifestyle just permanently living in a room that size
>>222130413I do the same
>>222130349>>222130351I want to rent a car from New York and drive to California. Give me some advice.Or could I hop on a freight train and ride my way across the country?I don't want to just fly to Los Angeles.
>>222130347We moved as a family. He was only 7 so he has lived there most of his life. But NZ didn't work out for me so I came back to England. But I miss him and want to meet his kid.
>>222130382and how does that prevent her from putting some trousers on?
>>222130424you expect that from a /brit/ poster
>>222130360I doubt id want to watch her in porno these days. She was a stunner when she was young but I don't want to watch an old women get fucked.
>>222130392The angle of the tv bothers me everytime you guys post those pictures>>222130441Are your parents still there? Why haven't you visited? Tbh I know nothing about New Zealand
>>222130429Can't really give you advice just off that. Would need to know age, money, time of year for visit, whether or not this would be your first time here. I took a greyhound from Philly to Seattle and I think it should be a required coming-of-age experience for young men. It's a bit gritty and lots of sitting but you see everything and get a few hours to walk around in the cities. Just doing interstate america and trying to get to LA quick as possible would be no fun. Just fly into Dallas or Denver and take your time and take many detours
>>222130429dont think you understand how big the US is mate. it's a 45 hour with good traffic so you'd be driving for like a week even if all you did was drive and didn't see anything along the way.it's like driving from portugal to azerbaijan
Is the brown American “tradcath” poster malaponte or some other cretin
>>222130467i think it's supposed to encourage you to not stay in bed all day watching tv
>>222130467my dad is still there. mum goes back and forth but is currently here. visiting costs a lot. its not just flights, accommodation, tourist stuff (bungy jumping etc). its getting enough time off work to go. really id need to quit my job, scrap my car, end my rental. go for 6 months. its just too much.
>>222130404Don’t remember if in the original lore if Nords actually cared about TalosThey have their own pantheon that the creators didn’t include in Skyrim and had them instead follow the 9 divines of the imperial cult
is it an ick if you don't have social media
>>222130494he has terrible edema >>222130496I see, well I hope you see him soon, how old is his kid?
>>222130512I don't know I don't talk to women
>>222130524ktim
>>222130512I think it would’ve been like ten years ago but now people don’t give a shit and normies regularly do “de-tox” for it anyway
nuclear bomb just detonated over new york
>>222130476Thats some good advice. I didn't consider a bus. I saw a video on yt about Amtrak and how its terrible and the usa dont really have passenger trains. I'd like to drive but take a couple of weeks. I do want to see real America. I'm 34, not much money, probably november but could do October. i know the north east would be covered in snow. maybe i should do florida to california. >>2221304782-3 weeks. probably get a tent to do some camping. stop in a few motels along the way.
>>222130516his kid is a toddler, 21 months old.
what the heck
>>222130404>>222130502>They have their own pantheon that the creators didn’t include in Skyrim and had them instead follow the 9 divines of the imperial cultallegory for the christianization of Europe innitexcept instead of a jew they worship an imperial
>>222130512depends on the woman, but yes its an ick
Americans be likeBut brits be likeWild
This would be a good trip to LA from overseas
>>222130572did the one child policy expire in the mid 2000s?
i need you lads to join me in the revolution, what revolution? THE GAME REVOLUTION
>>222130580I'm not going to visit America because I dont think I'd like it
>>222130555November/October is the perfect time actually. 2-3 weeks you should still probably pick a region. Northeast, northwest, southwest, dixie, mountain west.
>>222130277theres another middle child with only brothers here?
>>222130572https://youtu.be/tD37LuxHnMs
>>222130572theyre all students obviouslynot very surprising is it
Can't wait for England to NOT win the world cup
>>222130580why are you so keen on denver? flying there would probably be an unnecessary expense
>>222130611stop anglo hate
watching Ideal in bed with my American gf
>>222130568I see, good for him, one of my best mates just called me and said his wife is pregnant, gonna go and see him next week, wondering what should I gift him, people here buy some expensive whiskey, I'll buy one but I might bake something as well so his girl can enjoy.
>>222130611why would you say this
>>222130611Will be happy so long as Argentina loses Hope it’s someone like Bosnia or Norway beating them too
>>222130611think it's finally our time
Well, look at this. Another city rat crawled outside the walls. I don't suppose you've come up here to tell old Froki about your supposed Divines?
heard it's common for FEMOIDS to have little pieces of toilet paper on their pusspuss don't like that why do they need to put toilet paper on their puss anywayjust shake out the last droplets like we do with our cocks
>>222130644treat your women better and maybe I'll cheer for you.
>>222130596id like to start in or near new york. the northern route is probably too cold. i'm thinking i go make my way to new orleans, then across the south west.
rorke posting from his virgin gaming pcleftypol posting from his shagger macbook air me? postin from my samsung smart fridge
>>222130678this is an idiotic statistic because they rise like 30% when england winits not the football result that causes it its millions of men getting hammered in front of the telly
>>222130642baking something would be nice. im not a big drinker but if you are gifting then it needs to be 12 year old single malt scottish whisky.
Leftypol listening to MinistryRorke listening to DAF
>>222130690this is not a gayming pc
there should be a separate internet for desktops and a slop internet for phones
>>222130674Never seen it happen but I've heard of it happening. Good girls have wet wipes with them.
>>222130690me? leftyrorke on a macbook pro
>>222130705i saw ministry on tour with death gripswhat a crazy show
>>222130698>im not a big drinker but if you are gifting then it needs to be 12 year old single malt scottish whiskyOf course, I'm thinking of Glenfiddich because he likes it, might go for the 18 or 21. Also might do a banana bread cause his girl likes it and I make a good one.
women go on tiktok/instagram, read the most disgusting sexist shit unknowingly coming from thirdies, and believe that the men in their country think like that too
>>222130716Wow you booked tickets to an event and then showed up at the event?That’s wild
>>222130722>I'm thinking of Glenfiddich because he likes it, might go for the 18 or 21.big spender. i respect that. are you a Brit in Bulgaria?
>>222130722Or maybe a cheesecake, haven't done on of those in a while. Last time I made a strawberry tart one and I fucked up the crust cause I took the mold out too quick. Still was very good.
>>222130678wish i had a wife to beat on :(
>>222130621Denver is a massive airport so i figured it'd be one of the cheapest places to fly into. It's a great launching point for the Southwest or Mountain west. My all time favorite roadtrip was Denver to Yellowstone with me da >>222130685Your call man, but I've driven from the Northeast down to Florida dozens of times and you see NOTHING if you stick to the main roads and try to get places fast. I can't emphasize that enough. Anything will be a great trip but you're going to have to zig-zag and get lost and with that you'll accomplish a lot less than you set out to
>>222130734The widespread misandry on normie media is absolutely insaneThese echo chambers that femcels are much more toxic than incel shit
>>222130740>are you a Brit in Bulgaria?No, Bulgarian/Greek>big spender. i respect that.He is one of my oldest mates if not the best, we've known eachother since first grade. And this is his first kid, So I gotta.
>>222130748corr that looks good mate. fuck up or not id be well into that.
crazy how many older religions involved animal sacrifice. maybe humans have an innate sense of fairness so that if you give up something you must gain something
Rorke parliament having another referendum on misandry and women's media
>>222130751Sorry i didn't know Denver is a huge airport. Suppose your right about it. Fly into NYC. See the tourist sights. Then fly to Denver. Get a car, drive up to Seattle, then down the cost to California.
>>222130759yeah mate you got to sort him out, sounds like you lads are real bros.
>>222130782Ever had a chiko roll mate
>>222130783That would be a pretty incredible trip yea. west coast best coast is law
im soft and submissive
so people are smoking in films again
>>222130761Thanks, it was good, the strawberries were fresh and lush>>222130790Of course
>>222130757i understand being misandrist if you come from somewhere in africa or india where women get treated like shit but i'm not a fan of these first world women who act like they live in afghanistan
>>222130794yes they're fucking dreadful and I have no why they're poplar. the inside is tasteless brown sludge and the outside is a thin layer of batter that just taste like oilkransky roll > sausage roll > beef pie > pasty > a piece of fruit from the produce section > skipping lunch entirely > chiko roll
>>222130748that looks really damn good
>>222130812i miss smoking. vaping just isnt the same
>>222129573Prince William actually looking VERY kino with that rough beard. Dude seems like a solid lad 2bh.
>scotland 4-0 against bolivia in the first halfthe batterers of bolivia, the hammerers of haiti. It's coming home (to scotland)
might go to sleepmight not
chat.... britain is washed. britain is chopped. britain is unc.
>>222130851danke :)
widows bay. worth watching or no?
scotland and england in the world cup final, screencap this post
>>222130914/tv/ seem to like it but I've had a real slog of a time trying to get through the first 2 episodes. I don't think it's for me.
>>222130802Would this route be completely insane? 2-3 weeks. Driving anything between 2-10 hours a day. I want to see America and really experience it. New Orleans just seems like a cool place to go.I'd like to see the Hoover dam and Grand Canyon. Not really bothered about Vegas but I suppose it would be an interesting place to drive through. I want to visit Salt Lake city and Seattle.Not actually bothered about San Fran but i'd like to drive the coast and need to get to LA for the next flight.
anyone got any monkey news?
>>222130937>2-10 hours of driving per day, on holidaysounds terrible lad. You can always go back to America you know? You don't need to do it all in one go.
>>222130942they're up to something alrighthttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780803740344441.mp4
if heaven isn't real where did this angel come from?
>>222130970beautiful weird woman
oh my lovely rorkeypops, why do you make me hurt you sugarplum
>>222130948I like driving and in America 10 hours of driving is easy peasy. Its not like trying to get from Heathrow to Edinburgh.
women are so pretty
>>222130937Yea that is way, way too ambitious man lol
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780287674598910.mp4
>>222131009good post >>222130595you've never left America bruce, it's all you know. Having a hungry jacks instead of a wendys doesn't make you a real country
>>222131033Ambitious is good. However I don't know what vehicle to get. Maybe a Rav4. They are reliable as hell and I could sleep in it if needed. But id also get a tent and stop in motels. Little gas cooker but also stop off at proper yank diners.
i only smoke when i'm drinking
>>222131043rorke's granda
>>222131062do you happen to drink every day?
>>222131057Go for it lad dont let me stop you, we're a land of dreamers
>>222130970So long agoShe’s probably drowning her children by now
>>222130937>>222131057>>222131001>3 weeks holiday>half your time will be spent driving in the middle of nowherejust pick some hot spots and fly. you can always come back. we're not going anywhere
america is the greatest country on earth
>>222131094Do people still watch baseball?
>>222131094true
might become gay, seems like there would be many benefits. sex with a bloke seems grim though so probably not
