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Just had my bisexual awakening. How about y'all?
>>222130036>>222130036>>222130036real new
bump
>>222130040ktim
Jigaboo ass niggas
>>222131333Who is Tim hah ha?
>>222130040i look like that
>>222131343Timmys
>>222131343https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqtjTWGVNHY
tim whoretons
>>222131319Maybe this is our lot in life. To rid this planet of the perpetual parasite that destroys everything good and worthy. I do what I can to let Zoomers know there is another way. That things did and can exist without the ever-present talmudic ruination. I have faith in them, blessed Zoomies.
why the fuck is this still a problem in 2026?
>>222131365what is that?
I WANT YOU UNDER MY FINGERNAILSI WANT YOU IN MY SLEEP AND IN MY DREAMSI WAKE UP SPOONING MY PILLOWSWEATY HANDS BUT PLEASE DON'T TELL YOUR FRIENDS
>>222131365I've got an std string for you right here*shoots pozzed ropes @u*
and I will freely tell you that the power you wield here is SHIT, woman!
the shower scene and underwear scene was 100% retarded and pointless
Lips are so dry they're cracking and lip balm doesn't do shit!!!!
What did you freaks do to get the old thread 404d
>>222131365because a * is a reference point to an address in memory, you nincompoop
>>222131375More like dribble ropes shrimpy
>>222131365codelet here, wouldn't that be insane to convert a string to a pointer to a char?
>>222131392the old thread is on pg 3 tho?
>>222131392What?
>>222131407The one before that I've been offline for like 7 hours
>>222131372YO LEMME' GET A PALM (PALM)YO LEMME' GET A DALE (DALE)YO WHAT DO WE SALE (YAYO!)WHERE WE FITNA GO? WE FITNA GO BACK TO JAIL!
>>222131385rub vaseline on them, then take a clean toothbrush and brush it in with circular motions, thatll exfoliate all the dead skin, the rub vaseline againbeen dealing with chapped lips my whole life so im an expert
>>222131394>>222131403strings have a built-in .c_str() function. why can't the compilers just do it automatically?
>>222131421Not taking health advice from a jew
>>222131361It is a beautiful dreamWe really need to get the coons on board and use their bioweapon against them
>>222131442I wouldnt really call that health advice, its cosmetic more than anything
>>222131442based antisemite
I like how this jew posts here just to piss people off and report any offensive postsDirty rat
>>222131452Fire over Beth Jehospehath...
i don't like you americans anymore you are so mean all of the time for literally no reason
why do blacks in america love dodge chargers so much?
WELLI SHOOT TO KILLTHEY CALL ME KITTINGTONIM THE POOPERIM THE POOPERIM THE POOPER(To the tune of 'The Bomber' by Motorhead)
Loud/large car/motorcycle = micro-penis
I remember blacks loved the cadiliac escalade and then it switched to dodge charger like 10 years ago
>>222131504Why does somebody's car make you think about their genitals?Weird projection
>>222131502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soAn0ntBaIwin case you haven't experienced this peak of human expression
what kinds of things would north koreans say if they posted on 4chan?
>>222131553ching chong bing bong
>>222131525Sounds like someone hasn't spoken to females
>>222131553how much they love the usa
>>222131561What does that have to do with anything? Women talk about the power of crystals and birthsigns
>>222131561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZCvC5M-91M
simple question, are you bavi or banti?
R.I.P. James. Today his body was found in the mountain near Kyoto, Japan.He went missing while traveling there with his family. Japanese media reported that he was a vegetarian, a hardworking college student, and somewhat emotionally unstable. This isn't confirmed, but apparently he had an argument with his mother just before he went missing.
drinking milk
If driving a large car means you have a micro penis does that mean if i drive a super tiny car like one of those clown cars my cock will suddenly grow massive and long ?
TIL the voice actor for dimitri raskalov from gta 4 is israeli
>>222131606
https://share.google/IcNhBPdOhiGkZD3Jrcorr the mum is smokin'would shag her arsesuch a weird set up lol can tell it was the gen x parents idea
>>222131604T Hanks ... I was raped.....
currently watching
>>222131606Nope people will still think about your dick if you drive something tiny like a miata or mr2 spyder. Maybe you get a pass if you drive an old mg or something but then others will assume your sick doesn't work
>>222131624AND DAT'S WHY DEY CALL ME BAAAD COMPAAANY
>>222131626please call 911. are you okay?
>>222131606well...
>>222131629NiceI am watching this fishWoo lookatim go
>>222131636Damned if i do damned if I don't I see
>>222131629Im watching anime
Anyone else refuse to have more than one fictional crush? It feels like I'm cheating on my favorite manga girl if I fantasize about another one.
>>222131606Unironically yes
>>222131661im a volcel
>>222131661fantasize about both at same time and play em off against each other
>>222131648I just wanted to see what you would say
I miss my little pp
>>222131708you shouldn't joke about that stuff
wealth without measure, outlander!
>>222131712women dont
>>222131718Rape jokes are the bulk of my repertoire though. I can't create a whole new set of material on such short notice
looks like a smaller version of tom welling
>>222131771literally who
What are we doing tomorrow boys? My weekend has been shit so far and need to make a sharp uturn fastlike
Chicks dig me more as a bad boy than a goodie boy. Big dick bad boy is the play for sure
>>222131718I'm sorry t Hanks
top kek>>222131779smallville
>>222131782gonna go to this international supermarket one city over then an all you cna eat buffetmy coworker recommended it
>>222131798somebody SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>222131801Very nice. Try to win vs the buffet for me ok pal?
Speaking of raped, I got molested when I was a kid and I'm not even joking. Sexually fucked me up in a major way. Sad inside forever and whatnot.
>>222131782ill be here as always
>>222131812It always makes me really sad when you post thisApologize, first to yourself and then to me and try to get out into the sun ok babes?
>>222131824no
>>222131488It's not just blacks. If you've never driven a Dodge Charger you won't understand. But when you do, you'll understand 100% why they are on of the most intoxicating driving experiences possible.
>>222131828OkEnjoy the very high quality content here then and continue growing mushrooms on your pegnis
I dont get why /cum/ is so venomously against chargers
>>222131843im on nofap noporn
>>222131782currently my lips are numb from drinking a ton of whisky. hopefully decent enough tomorrow to do some landscaping around the house. wouldn't mind planting some flowers or at least clearing out the weeds by the hedges.
>>222131842>If you've never driven a Dodge xxx you won't understand.Ahh yes, the old "mopar magic" (structural rust and electronics malfunctions)
Love it when artists draw themselves white while in actuality being brown as all fuck
apparently you can't post here off a phone hotspot
>>222131867Those are incidental to the immediate gratification of a massive V8 engine ROARING with pure horsepower and torque. The look on an elderly asian woman's face when I revved the V8 Hemi at a red light was intoxicating, there is virtually no price you can put on something so ethereal. The unfettered ability to cut off anyone, at any time, for anything, with no recourse is a level of power only Gods enjoy.
why are italians so rude?
>>222131905
>>222131895I have a loud tuned HondaYour v8 means nothing to me
why are italians such romantics?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXRN_LkCa_o
>i looooove being annoyingly loud in public and bothering everyone elsespiritually brown
>I have a loud tuned Honda
>>222131810What's sexually wrong with you? I guess you could say I got molested because my brother touched my pecker a few times when I was a kid
>i loooove reclining seat back on metro train and bothering passenger behind mespiritually gaijin
>>222131930I squash you like a bug. Your I4 is barely a twink's fart in my ear.
italians be like>you like me?TOP KEK
corr good poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXt0GHf0_sgYEAH!
>>222131810Are you the same poster who didn’t poo for six months and then let out like a 30kg shit
>>222131984>didn’t poo for six monthsThat's impossible
the movie is implying fate is real
If you get a performance model Tesla, you’ll be faster than everyone else on the road, and silent
>>222131890If it's a network youve never used before for 4chan or if it's been a long time it will make you wait or email verifu
To give credit to white women they dont center their whole personalities around fucking black guys the way asian women do with white guys
Boring thread tonight you guys need to step up
>>222131999and gay too
>>222131999I would never give musk a cent. the only thing he's getting from me is a bullet between the eyes
>>222131950I am ricanx not chinx
>>222131842It gets like 15 mpg and its an american car so it will die in 1-2 years
>>222132013I hope the FBI visits you for this threatening post
>>222132009>>222132013I don’t care. If you wanted to do a based boycott, you’d basically have to boycott all companies, and make everything yourself as a hermit on some homestead in the wilderness.
>>222132013Just be like one of those fags that puts a sticker on their Tesla that they're one of the heckikg good ones that hate musk
>>222132031Are billionaires really a protected class under the civil rights act in america?
>>222132035Well, Musk is purportedly a crypto-Jew, and Jews are Protected First Class Citizens
>>222132031I hope patel personally does the visit so I can give him one too
just farted
Just watched Young Guns, pretty good movie
kino
Sniff sniff
wake up the president, he's going to want to hear about >>222132048
>>222132042Ive heard this said before but theres been no definitive proofSouth africa does have a lot of jews though
Sitting in my pitch black room right now how about you guys?
>>222132076replying to you
>>222132076same. my posture is also shit
If there was a /cum/ meet up in Niagara Falls would you go? I'm thinking about planning a meet up for August or September
>>222132076Is your monitor off too you fucking liar?
ouu shi
A strange vehicle has just parked outside my home on the driveway. Perhaps my hour has finally come. https://youtube.com/watch?v=U-sdVxv8NPk
>>222132099that's too close to canada
>>222132100I'm on my phone
>>222132099Put it in Des Moines or somewhere right in the middle
>>222132107That's the point so our leaf friends can join us
I live in Calgary.
>>222132099man I dont wanna spend 3 days in buffalo again, its so depressing
Jason would listen to Tom Macdonald and Adam Calhoun
My laptop just crashedThe jew william dell is laughting at me right now...
>>222132123
fartying like it's 1999
I’m concerned entering the United States on account of your border police ramping up problems for Canadian visitors like denied entry (which makes it harder to get in for future visits), electronic device searches, device seizures, etc
>>222132130Probably me in about 15 years
any bumpkins here?
>>222132121i'd rather meet with mexicans
>>222132027There are 10 year old Chargers and even Magnums limping around. They are a statistical anomaly, like Neo. Theories suggest they were overbuilt to meet government contract demands, such as police cruisers. It would align with the longevity of Crown Victorias as well.
>>222132149
>>222132154Aye
Someone sing me a lullaby so I can go to sleep
>>222132196I'll send you a sleepy songhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=WWvW83CyVCA&
Just got my travel visa. I liked the consulate a lot, not at all what I was expecting. The treatment was very polite and pleasant and it left me with a happy feeling through the rest of the day.
wish i had a cute jp egf
>>222132143Just show up with an israeli flagYour entry will be expedited
uhhhhh stop kissing
>>222132143>your border police ramping up problems for Canadian visitors like denied entry (which makes it harder to get in for future visits), electronic device searches, device seizures, etcThis sounds like one of those things rdditors cry about but hardly ever actually happens
>>222132076I have kewl rgbtq lights
>I have kewl rgbtq lights
>>222132196https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hvo4Db3NT8&pp=ygUgc2FrdXJhIHNha3VyYSBqYXBhbmVzZSBmb2xrIHNvbmc%3D
Brother, I ask many time. Yet I see mo tiki phonk. Brother, I can assure you. If no tiki phonk, there will be no next time. Capiche?
Mobb deep
My penis is too big for leaf women
>>222131365You are retarded. Convert the line to .jej format and ensure that conditions are set to repeat. Shrimple as
>>222132249here's a US border patrol telling Canadians to fuck off back to Canada.https://old.reddit.com/r/CringeTikToks/comments/1pt3n2o/us_border_officer_road_rages_on_canadians/
>>222132363based border patrol
Competition clutch brand clutch material smells like pickles when your burn it
Men function on a raw meritocracy.The best hunter gets the spear, or everyone starves.Women function on coercive redistribution.They use force to make sure their younger and weaker children get food.This is why when women gain political power, you get socialism/communism.
>>222131553Probably something like 여자친구가 없을 때 내 표정
>>222132398they have state issued gfs in north korea though
me asf
>>222132398I can't read these runes
>>222132422literally
blondie is a gold digger
I'm a phenomenal black women
I need to put a cadillac converter on my car or I can't re register
why is this sperg posting pictures from his soap opera?
>>222132450https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WLw_0DFQQ
>>222132455yasss queen slayyyy girrl you a snack frfr you got a nigga or nah?
>>222132464If you don't watch and talk about "the soaps" with gramgram you are a bad person
>>222132464yeah it's what american white women do every day they fantasize about a fairy tale prince then go on to marry a literal wife-beating pyschopath it's a good thing your white women are different than ours since canada is a mediterranean cuntry
IRL 4chin meet ups are actually gayer than sucking penis.
>>222132494Stfu Leonardo
Where to watch movies for free
>>222132483My grandma watches British detective slop
>>222132494you are brazilian faggot
>>222132496Have you never met up with someone from here? It definitely seemed to be more common in the past before there were so many actually unhinged fucks
>>222132496I've met 2 /cum/bums irl
>>222132528Tubi
>>222132535This must've been back when we had a discord
>>222132540Thanks
>>222132464you have a problem?
>>222132528Satyricon by fedirco fellini is uploaded on youtube It is my favorite movie, you should watch it
>>222132555I recommend using it with ublock origin or adblock, unless you don't care about ads interrupting your kinos
>>2221325471 of them was before the cum discord(s) were made
>>222132528>>>/t/
>>222132528m.ok.ru
>>222132563If we're talking YouTube uploads, I recommend the Soviet horror film Viy.It's kind of boring for the first hour but becomes absolutely batshit crazy in the final 10 minuteshttps://youtu.be/4YmQn6q36HQ
>>222132363That's random road rage , not really an example of what you were talking about
I went to brian's mom's flower shop in chicago
McJuggernuggets aborted his kid for being a downie
why are germans so mean and unfriendly? why can't they be nice like we are in america
>>222132563Have you read the original?
>>222132605that's what he gets for marrying his cousin
>>222132607they think we're there to steal their women
Speaking of germans, what ever happened to that kraut poster that loved feet? Forgot what we used to call him tho...
>>222132607german americans are unfriendly and mean
>>222132607>ve dont do zat IN GERMANY
>>222132624foot kraut... he's here everyday
>>222132624He still posts here everyday
Something hasn’t been right lately cause why tf am I jerking off and get a scat video recommendation
>>222132643so it's what people in mexico are watching
>>222132615Yes
>>222132643VHS, the pornos of mehico.,....casa....
I’m sorry for the mean names I’ve called you guys over the years. OP is a gentleman.
Had an autism ADHD night where I couldnt focus on one thing and just kept showing my gf random videos that popped into my brain and browsed co op games we could play sometime and she didnt seem bothered
>>222132660>go to mehican bar>meet qt autist>invite her over>she tears your dick off and flies into the night with your mutilated corpse
Me on 4chan lowkey
>>222132672comb yo beard i don't wanna hear that shit
The ghost of 'lectricity howls in the bones of her face.
>>222132660Thats not uncommon for mexico
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>>222132659Bullshit
>>222132706local irritable bowel syndrome
International Brotherhood of Spinsters
>>222132711as opposed to long distance irritable bowel syndrome, right?
>>222132688Isn’t calling someone ugly racist/agist/ablist/etc
>have a good day>cba to post a /soc/ ad because I'm too busy gooning or whatever>have a bad day>ask the /adv/ vent thread for sympathy>get ignored and my post gets buried in incessant shitposting>stuck listening to sad music aloneI guess I deserve this or something
>>222132709What is?On the phone now but I had Mihai read a page from my latin translation of the hobbit. I think I saved it on my pc
>The Indian Brotherhood Of Street Shitters, representing the concerns of Indians in America since 1999
Crazy that a regular sandwich is 500 calories.
>>222132734it's true you do deserve it. nobody cares.
it's pride month y'all we need to talk about hardcore gay anal sex
>>222132761umm but I wear panties so it's not gay ok
it's alpaca month y'all we need to talk about alpacas
>>222132761I had hardcore anal sex with your mom
Is mihai still in jail for drug smuggling or whatever? I miss that crazy bastard like you wouldn't believeI forget his last name, I should check in the archive so I can send him a letter or some gay shit
>>222132761what if gay sex is an acquired taste like beer?
>>222132783well you should tyr it then
Why haven't you joined the military? 40k is a decent amount of money
they finally meet irl
>>222132795I did.
>>222132780Yeah last I heard he was bunked with big bubba and then we lost communication
>>222132777meow meow
so they finally kissed
>>222132795Im not fighting for israel
>>222132808That isn't funny, the man is a legend
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
>>222132824Are you Brian
>>222132808Plus, he would have liked that probably
>>222132833https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw
>>222132839im not gay
>>222132802Did you get the 40k and escalade?
>>222132851So the shock treatment worked? Congratz brian
>>222132855I drive a Kia and a GMC.
>>222132795No point.
i rate this 7.5/10>>222132865im not brian
>>222132870>I drive a Kia
In my next life I hope I am reincarnated as a used car salesman with a lot of mustangs, f150s, and challengers located right near an army base
>>222132882.
>>222132892*POOF* you are reincarnated with no bitches
>>222132881You give everything a 7 or 8
>>222132902So the same as now but I own my own business? Ok
>>222132894the hulkster would never drive a Kia>>222132905FALSE, he have certified kino hallmark schlock a 3/10
>>222132905not true
This is a classic
>>222132905Not him but on letterboxd my most common ratings are 7 and 8 because I generally enjoy the movies I watch
>>>/vg/569692291Good looking 'za mm
>>222132941They are talking and moving pictures. It is amazing they even exist, what's not to like?
Is it bad to take 7g or mushrooms like 3-4 times a week? They aren't addictive it just mellows me out
>>222132993it's a plant mon
can I get a buck check here
i just noticed the date is 6 7Fucking epin (epic for the win) bros
>>222133002buck checkedhttps://youtu.be/hbKx4f8LXZQ?
>>222132849Updoot +1 L.O.L
ur mom took 7g of my "mushroom", IYKWIM
>>222133010
The Midwest is dog shit
>>222133049What does the second L stand for?Licking our L_____?
goodnight
>>222133071I live in California it's honestly great the cityscapes are super walkable
>I live in California
I can't kill myself because I want to see Halley's Comet next time it comes around
>>222133112https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbsDPbr8qoM
>>222133094The city, walkable The food, organicThe immigrants, brownThe science, believed Vgh
Took a nap and irreparably damaged my sleep scheduleAnything for this feel?
>>222133144nothing wrong with walkable cities
>>222133161Nighttime music https://youtu.be/QUP7GvRTbAU
>>222133161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-1mOe9UWqc
>>222132754Is this real
>>222133165Lol
>>222133208enjoy your $7 a gallon gas, chump
>>222133094I live downtown san fran. Wbu?Cali is the place to be without a doubt
DUDE
>>222133228Do you not own a car? Manchild moment
>>222133236ayo my what part my guy, Im in the sunset
Niggerface McGhee is my slave name, call me Da Krak Epydemyk
>>222133252what?
>>222133094>>222133236Hellooo I am a resident of Looooong Beach!
>>222133259Homeless encampment. Just temporary until my startup takes off. Just got my fent fix from the drug harm reduction store they're giving out fent like candy down on Hollister Ave. Check it dude hellz yeah so high rn
>>222133269>Da Krak EpydemykTuff asf ngl
>>222133273What about my post is confusing to you
We're all homeless
>SoCalcringe
Best thing to come out of California is unironically the RHCP
>>222133351beach boys*
Fart for me bitch
>>222133370Y-yes sir U-um sir? Something came out....
>>222133351How about the Red Hot Chili Poppers to celebrate Pride Season
>>222133351>>222133364The Doors, actually
New thread is needed
Do it before the trip nigger splits the thread
>>222133453get on it then
>>222133432Not my problem
>>222133497>>222133497>>222133497New
>>222133503Well it kinda is your problem unless you're okay with this being the last /cum/ you'll ever post in
>>222133411Red Hot Chili PREPpers and they're just jamming and riffing and trying to stop 400,000 faggots dying from AIDS or fisting-related injuries during Pride month
