elefantausgabe
FIRST FOR BAVARIA
>>222133458Prrooot
>>222133458Why he smol
mad how dogberg just gets to lay about all day licking his balls and farting meanwhile i have to toil
nth for the baddiedem
>>222133473>>222133475>>222133491>>222133528i got first post!!!
SEX 6: THE BBC
>>222133534South German posts don't count
>>222133534when's the last time you wore your lederhosen
>>222133534>>222133463Kek, lad
>>222133588during frühlingsfesthttps://www.muenchen.de/veranstaltungen/feste-festivals/fruehlingsfest-2027-theresienwiese
Dogs are such vile creatures. Loud, smelly, unclean, repulsive beasts.
>>222133593fren
>>222133609Looks festive. I'd like to be German.
>>222133615YWNBAW
So are we using this one because the German lad posted first in it?
>>222133631btw in munich, during oktoberfest it's allowed to wear traditional clothing at the office
>>222133646We're using this because the yank mong can't shut up about New Mexico
>>222133646I didn't see the other thread
>>222133649That sounds fun! Germany looks so fun, like you guys have a good culture going on over there. https://youtu.be/bSRDcVxmlgk?si=Faj2PsPvTYzn8c_o
he just called peter ivers a faggot wow
>>222133649BavARYAN
Russian folksongs und French oo-la-laCan't compete mit ze German oom-pa-pah
I'm a Wotanic Socialist
i am making a nice cup of tea
I'm thinking about breakfast but not doing anything about it
>>222133654>>222133662I am not complaining, lads. I like the Germans.Big fan of the thing they do in October.
https://www.tranny.one/view/1140725/here’s a 2 and a half hour compilation of tranny cumshots if anyone was looking something to watch before the grand prix later
I'm not drinking a drop of alcohol until World Cup starts
>>222133722Oktober Eid
>>222133704when you run out of larps will you kys?
>>222133706this poster is practicing ESL
>>222133746Your skin is poo coloured
becoming a proper podgy bastard me
Lads, I've seen the news, I'm sorry that you have to live in Britain. May God have mercy upon your angloid souls.
>>222133780Done him
This is a very pleasant pineapple.
>>222133792what is?
>>222133780yet you refuse to post a picture of your arm
>>222133725picrel
can cats have autism because i think my cat has autism
just failed the nigga jar challenge
We need an economic crash to force more women into prostitution.I should be able to shag a top tier escort for £170 per hour.
no leftypol cats cant have autism...
My favorite Mexican country is either Colombia or Brazil.
>>222133823
>>222133725
state of this thread
>>222133853no bully
new garyseconomics is out
Out for a walk, but windy reallyThen back home for some CLEANINGCurry for tea
women are just jeets
Sikhs are bro
Destroy the middle class
>>222133908That's what's gonna fuckin happen if we don't do anything about wealth inequality, it's as simple as that really
>>222133895any good walls?
wearing my gay pride socks that someone got me for secret santa one year. they must have thought i was gay for some reason. or maybe it was a joke
Porn is vitalistic and Nietzschean
much of lacan's theories of psychoanalysis have been independently invented by 4chan as 'cope'
Flatmate discovered I watch ASMR and now I can tell he respects me a little less
Need Emma Watson to use my mouth as her own personal toilet.
>>222133971Does he know you wank to it?
>>222133971the nonce hunters are on their way
Any rapists in?
>>222133971because he had plenty of respect for you before
*monitors the responses to that one post*
>>222133993This lad>>222133971
The Rape of the Sabine Women was fundamentally about Aryan men putting foids in their place and carrying out the first Incel Revolution.How many White nationalists would advocate it today as the response to feminism? Probably less than 0.1%.
>>222133993yes im a rapper and that what i call my band
>>222133838thats u being autistic projecting
sucking a long egg
>>222134058image board not a description annotation or commentary boardalso me on the left
>>222133971Just aura mog him
Is this why Brits are darker on average than Norwegians and Swedes? I see a little Noel Gallagher in himOOF
was in tesco yesterdaybought a slightly larger glass to drink water fromenjoying being more hydrated and not having to call to tapberg as often for refills
longarius eggert
>>222134119what do you drink in it other than water?
>>222134119>enjoying being more hydrated AND not having to call to tapberg as often for refillsyeah these two aren't adding up mate
A levels are so unfair I must’ve done about a billion hours of revision but that doesn’t matter it all comes down to 2 hours exam and if I just have a bad day or whatever then that’s what I’m judged on
>>222134135gin was in it last nighta lot of ginmight be some in it later depending what i have left
>>222134113Yeah we're all direct descendants of are cheddar man
when i bought beers at the self-checkout yesterday, the lady said she could tell i was young
east germans are bro tier
I'm not a rapper
>>222133781ktim should do something about it but I need beer and crisps
mad that one bald guy (you know the one) gets to shag all the piff trannys in porn and sometimes also get shagged by them
>>222134151It's true he invented cheddar then. Impressive, but so no match for mozzarella man
>>222134153Why is there a lady at self checkout
are east germans very slavic in temperament
cheddar chad knocking out nu-bames on sight
do you go to prison if you punch someone?
£5,000 would change my life right now oh my god
>>222134113middle looks like Pat Butcher off eastenders
>>222134153Black woman at self checkout always gives me a long once over to determine my age even though I'm bald, haggered and the light has clearly left my eyes
im horny, horny horny horny
>>222134149MODS
Up the ra!
>>222134185most east germans have polish/slavic ancestrydon't tell them this because they will get mad
>>222134196don't know about you, but I wouldbecause my fists are registered as lethal weapons
>>222134196i would because the us department has declared my hands weapons of mass destruction
>>222134196Depends on the circumstances. Do they fall down and hit their head and die? Do they end up in hospital? If it’s just a scuffle and few punches are thrown maybe a black eye or something it’s very unlikely the police would get involved
>>22213420618>>222134207This was rorkes charlie kirk moment
>>222134210x
>>222134196depends how hard, it would have to be serious gbh to get you over 2 years and anything under that will typically get you a suspended sentence
Anyone else feel sad when you see a missing person post but they're kinda ugly so you know no one is really going to search? :/
>>222134210want to lick cum from her feet after shes been blacked raw
Lots of swifts about but I don't really know how to capture flying birds
catberge biting my feet
IM WORKING IM WORKING
>>222133937NoSlightly intriguing broken fence over here though like something has crashed through it
i'm at toil right now (security guard night shift toil)i have 5 more hours to goim watching a movie and browsing /brit/
>>222134287Big nose haha
the most kino moment of the year (so far)
>>222134264mental that they'll just casually fly for years at a time having sex in the air until they die
>>222134260I won't be like those types, every life is precious :(
>>222134148screaming. he didn't do the math
my favorite politician?it's lukashenko
might order a big fat fuck off 'za and watch a kino
>>222134302Too foreign for me I do not care about it.
thats sir adolf hitler done in
>>222134302Down with zionists worldwide
>>222134323yh i like that ideatreat yourself
Considering watching a birdwatching documentary called Listers. A friend recommended it to me and also I like birds you see.
>>222134338>post ending in 8ahem, based
>>222134302is this digwa taking down nowak
>>222134346done him
>>222134350it's the sword of ali (muhammeds cousin)its called zolfighar
>>222134346seen the thumbnail for that particular documentary on my youtube New To You tab a few times but never clicked itlet me know how you get on if you click it
>>222134373didnt ask
he revealed this on friday and saturday as well. must have it really bad
>>222134113It makes sense that earlier Brits were likely brown, since humans are thought to have originated in Africa. I guess Europeans slowly developed lighter skin over time, because this allowed them to get more vitamin D from the weaker sunlight in Europe.Of course, racists will deny that Europeans were ever dark-skinned, regardless of what the evidence says.
>>222134391damn he aged badly after game of thrones
>>222134373Wasn’t Mohammed an illiterate retard who got choked half to death by an angel in a cave
is there anything scarier than dementia lads
Need Emma Watson to do a sex poo whilst I'm shagging her.
>>222134400heh
>>222134391It's been obvious for years. I'm talking pre-covid times, it was obvious he wasn't all there mentally. Sleepy Joe stuff.
was being racist last night
>>222134408a tiger
Lads, a bit of motivation would be nice please.A quick 'you can't do it you useless arse' would be quite helpful. Thanks x
>>222134394Yawn
>>222134391probably revealed it today as well as he forgot LOL
>>222134408getting cockmogged by your wife's favourite bbc
>>222134408Parkinsons
>>222134361Bare facts on show
Vote Count Binface on 18 June 2026
>>222134408Not very scary is it? If I get a diagnosis I’m going straight to Dover to jump off the cliffs what’s scary about that.
>>222134431thats hot not scary
>>222134444that's a big get
>>222134408motor moron dicksease
>>222134408Terminal cancer at a relatively young age
>>222134149>and if I just have a bad day or whateverIf you're sufficiently prepared and know the content you don't have "a bad day" you can figure out the answers
>>222134459youd forget on the way thoughfucking mong
>>222134425Keep seething
>>222134459what if you drove there and forgot whyand all you got was a scenic view
>>222134374Yeah will report back if I get round to watching it today. >>222134408A tiger
>>222134346nigga thats not bird watching. that's gameified to all hell. americans are always takign things to extremes. what ever happened to just sitting in the garden with a brew and a pair of binoculars
>>222134408this bear
inverted rorke on a boring one
>>222134408niggers
>>222134408potholes on the motorway
>>222134149well i had a menty health crisis about a month before i did mine and completely flunked all of them so it could always be worse pal
whats the difference between dementia and Alzheimer's
>>222134487Dunno I haven't watched it yet
>>222134499a tiger
don't know, whats the difference between dementia and Alzheimer's?
>>222134506dementia just means generalised cognitive declinealzheimers is a specific disease of which the main symptom is dementia
How sad. To see a once great poster have to go through this how sad.
>>222134506um dunno i forgot
>>222134469Yeah but some people me are just not good at exams it’s not about not studying enough>>222134498Yeah I guess
>dad likes birds>oh neat a new documentary to recommend him>dumb yank bastard says the word e-boner in the first 5 minutesoh well that's that over
>>222134499Two tigers
is there anything scarier than a tiger lads
>tfw too old to join the military and become a hero by saving the good guys from the bad guyssuffer
mad how even if you have dementia you never forget how to ride a bike
>>222134444count binface is EXTREMELY millennial-codedup there with boaty mcboatface and the like
Need to venture out to the bus at 11ish. It's just not right.
>>222134533two tigers
>>222134533maccies running out of big tasty sauce
>>222134533A bear
>>222134535You wouldnt be doing that anyway mate
me i was always really good at examsit was anything that required me to focus and commit for more than a few hours that killed me dead
is there anything scarier than a bear running out of big tasty sauce lads
is there anything scarier than a bear lads
>>222134533the inner thoughts of a NEET on benefits
>>222134560*army crawls to your feet*yeh i would
>>222134533A tigger
is there anything scarier than rorke lads
>>222134537>millennial-codedyou just mean reddit
>>222134533a nigger
Anything scarier than the cans shop not having the cans?
need to build this in time for the next heatwave
I'm redditEpic chungus x300 wholesome
john tiger
>>222134346Just had a look, looks kinda kino will give it a watch
>>222134569i was the oppositenot great at exams but was good at coursework that required lots of hours rotting for hours all day and night in front of a screen was something i had perfected over a period of time
Getting into Warhammer more these days. Used to prefer the Empire but now I am all about the High Elves and dragons and chariots.
>>222134594kinda mental you spend most of your day pushing this meme but if you disappeared for a week no one would remember you even existed lol
one thing i don’t understand with you lot who dislike tattoos is if a fit bird offered to take your virginity but had 2 or 3 of them would you say no to that? is it such a dealbreaker?
>>222134598it's already built mate. right there in the photo
cansmong chiming in and suddenly it's no longer funnywish that cunt would just die
>>222134610Maybe you could get into a woman, pal?
how the fuck does asmongold have so many views and subsits just him watching videos going "bro"
>>222134529>Yeah but some people me are just not good at examsUnironically thicko cope, what does that mean you're not good at exams? You go and answer questions on a pre determined syllabus, if you know the syllabus you can answer the questionsIt's really that simple
im being turned into a grey alien
>>222134614ever shagged a woman you don't even find attractive?
>>222134639this is racist
>>222134636some people have just got the x factor
>>222134614Anti-tattoo incels will never have the opportunity of sex in the first place
>>222134645so a fit bird is no longer fit because of tattoos? are you developmentally disabled?
>>222134651simon cowell spoke of this...
>>222134645>>222134663my two fav jfs are fighting...x
rorke backpacking indonesia and thailand
>>222134611It's the evening there, ladWill you be up all night again trying to suck my willy?>>222134612Definitely a mouth to take a big shite into>>222134619I found it funny, lad.
Playing robocop rogue city. Pretty good so far
>>222134654>you’re an incel if you don’t find the same features on women attractive as me what sort of freak cope is this?
>>222134612would it kill her to show a bit of thigh, maybe a hint of cleavage
>>222134663yeah sometimes ugly tattoos just ruin the whole sex energylike having a roast dinner in front of you and it's looking very appetisng but then someone does a poo in it and it is no longer appetising
>>222134612Early 20th century middle class lesbian physiognomy
rorke training to swim for months to swim across the english channel but gets hit by a migrant boat halfway through his first go and dies
>>222134694yeah right you see a woman that’s physically attractive and you go like yeah i’d shag that and the second you see a little tat on her leg or summat it’s instantly a turnoff? alri homosexual lad
>>222134710Classic rorke
>>222134719depends what the tattoo isif it's like a star of david or that wog lover symbol then yeaalso if it was a poo
when rorke and leftypol finally meet
can't believe my kitchen is a complete mess and i have no binbags to throw a load of stuff away to make it cleaner.why would the jew world order do this?
>>222134719Whay if she has a tattoo of a cat and its arsehole is her arsehole
>>222134688It's always weird incels who complain about tattoos on women
just done a poo that was identical to a woman's period
>>222134732poo i’d agree on but it’s mental to me that people would “forgo” (given they’d ever get the opportunity) a shag because of ink
>>222134645Yeah plenty of times. Sex is sex.
Only tattoo I mind is a neck tattoo, a religious tattoo one that presents anything religious. Seen people tattoo churches and verses from their books on legs. Otherwise go crazy idc
>>222134749yet youre a weird a incel and you don’t, presumably curious
>>222134761fucking done him
>>222134761Touched a nerve didn't I
>>222134756do you mean anything on the neck or above or are you fine with face tattoos
anyone remember the youthquake
>>222134408Being up in a very high place
>>222134679got it for 10 dollarswas okay
Sunday morning brings the dawn inIt's just a restless feeling by my sideEarly dawning, Sunday morningIt's just the wasted years so close behind
tattoos are for lower class mongs and objectively look bad. a few small ones is ok, though still trashy. sleeve tattoos and shit are just grim
>The brain of a blue whale, which weighed 50.9 tonnes (112,000 lb), weighed about 3.636 kg>An adult human brain weighs about 1.3 to 1.4 kgbrutal pound-for-pound moggingretard whales
>>222134808grow up
>>222134785Neck and face I don't like it. But especially those tattoos that cover everything I could tolerate a face tattoo but neck is just ugly
>>222134744I saw one like this but it was a little anime girl and her fanny was the fannyjust a bit weird that>>222134754not just the ink though it's the what the ink stands foryou'd still shag a woman who has something heinous like "black willies only" tattooed on her fanny? I don't want to associate with those kinds of people, let alone put the willy in themof course that's an extreme example and really I'm just playing devil's advocate because I'd shag a cushion if it had a nice bum
>>222134809how big is it's willy?
>>222134818dumb chav
Went for a Turkish breakfast now I need a nap
>>222134809the 50.9 tonnes be like "swim and eat"
>>222134820I saw a girl that had an anime girl face tattooed across her leg that is just so odd
>>222134833everything but the tea looks like dogshit
>>222134833Should've got shakshuka you casual.
>>222134833looks yummy
girls are such perfect angelic beings that it takes a lot make them ugly. a few tattoos won't do it. i would say anything short of rotting away because of a krokidil addiction is fine . i've seen fent addicts who i could tell were still pretty in a way
>>222134808Incel on a melty
>>222134833who that peng ting opposite you will you be shagging the olive and honey mush up her arse later
>>222134820>you'd still shag a woman who has something heinous like "black willies only" tattooed on her fanny?corr yes
>>222134833the meat looks horrific but would scran the bread egg and fruit/veg
>>222134833could make this at home for 40p
i predict an earthquake up in here
Got an ear infection and been prescribed codeines for the pain and I want to take some for the pain but i haven't done a proper shit in a couple of days so I really need to let one out before getting back on them and floating the day away. Best have a big coffee and see how I get on.
women are smaller in real life than they look on screens
>>222134867incel chav crying, his mum just got another babycakes tattoo
>>222134859>i've seen fent addictsyankified mong
>>222134897thats what i mean ive only seen them in yank documentaries
>>222134890Surprisingly insightful post
>>222134879Mental how this is actually not true
>>222134890So are footballers
>>222134890This is actually so real
>>222134913well you should already have some things in the house
>>222134889buy a packet of sugar free sweets to empty your guts. or dont cause you might not get it all out in time and then shit yourself to death while asleep on codeine
Arses, willies, knees and toes, knees and toes
>>222134890most of women getting uppity in recent years is because of the equalising of the camera
>>222134948gp
Got armoured core 6 for 20 quid the other day.Can't wait to build a mech and start flying about destroying other mechs and stuff
>>222134948you would never say those words in front of another american you'd be too embarrassed
lost all respect for my music prof who said you'll never find an example of a song where the bass has more presence than the lead guitar and people still like itum what is longview by green day
my gay bum
>>222134639my teacher and classmates were impressed by my insights in class but since those insights weren't on the marksheet I floppedI still remember the shocked response of the lass sat across from me when she heard my grade"I thought you were smart!"
>>222134959Wish I had one of those irl
want to play alien isolationi never finished it when it first came out
>>222134959I bought Armoured Core 4 in maybe 2013 and there was only like four players on it and I found it boring, put perhaps 3 hours into the game
>>222134896Can you introduce me to the mum? Love that babycakes track. Bet she's a proper fitty council house slut.
cut down to 4 cans of beer last night and feel pretty fresh. will try 3 cans tonight
Emma Watson does horrible pooters.
>>222134829>The male blue whale has the largest penis in the animal kingdom, at around 3 m (9.8 ft) long and 12 in (30 cm) wide.
baby cakes you just dont know know how i i wanna take you down low low
>>222135024
>>222135015and rorkes mum can take 3 of them !!!
>>222135015cockmogs everyone on planet earth
>>222135015BWC
>>222131851>>222131851>>222131851recycle
