LOVELY SEXUAL ASSAULT SHOW edish
>>222140496Now that was peng
not really compelled to go and visit america yank culture is already so ubiquitous
if you look at all my advantagesborn to a wealthy loving familyhigh but not too high iq etcand then look at where i ended updateless sexless incellive at home in my 30snever had a real job alcoholicetci recon out of all the people alive i'm one of the biggest disappointments and failures possible
any leftypol man in who can explain why person of colour is not racist but coloured person definitely is?
give the biomass ranch
I chatted with a relative who lives in the UK and he told me that I shouldn't open Facebook or whatever or read UK news headlines or assume anything about the UK from the internet.He says people are chill, and they aren't nasty like Middle Eastern people where they size you up (Doctor? Engineer? Good looking? Bad looking?)He says if you don't look like a bum, talk properly, respect others, and don't give shitty person vibes, you won't ever face racism even if you are an AboriginalIs that true?
That's summer in the bloody bin then
Fucking loved this show. Remember thinking it was so sexy when the old lady lezzer put cocaine on her tongue and then went down on ginge. When I got older I realised it'd be entirely pointless since it would probably get you a bit high on coke but would also completely numb your vagina. Remember watching this all furtive like on the little TV in my bedroom.
dark fruits have been cancelled
>>222140543Mad how everyone thought I'd be a doctor or a lawyer growing up but instead I'm a NEET haha
give it to them
poo coming out of my poo like the xenomporh in the alien movie
>>222140550He also said that Arabs who make videos that go viral about MUH racism:>do not assimilate>are openly passive aggressive>self-fulfilling prophecy situations>out to complain>cause shit and provoke others and then complainis that true, again?
>>222140566It's woke again isn't it?
nth or the baddiedem
>>22214055412c round my way next weekExpect that's the global warming I've been hearing about
what is the worst motorway in the uk and why is it the M6
>>222140594omds
>>222140566Fucking hell just in time for the World Cup as well, Deano will be devastated
gf of six years just told me she's not got me anything for my birthday tomorrow cos she didn't know what to get and asked if I wanted anything(It's tomorrow)Errrm
>>222140543>>222140567you can change your predicament. not talking about ascending sexually but you can go back to education, get fit, and make something out of your lifeyou won't be Jeff Bezos or Mark Zuckerberg or whatever but it'll be a life worth living
wonder when they'll start modeling buttholes in video gamesthey already do benis and bagina
Stop making me look like a fucking dickhead lads making multiple new threads and wasting my baiting posts that would EASILY have got four replies
who did it?
that's the weekend wasted then
>dark fruits
>>222140594mad how girls just walk around half naked with half their tits out like it's the most normal thing in the world>>222140638done all those things i have 3 degrees
do you reckon the men in the background are meant to be british
Been called for jury service
>>222140623M60 anti-clockwise from Simister Island to the Trafford Centre takes some beating
>>222140583have you ever been to petra? also he was pretty correct aside from the won't ever face racism, it could happen but highly unlikely if you act like that
>>222140636how about a sex thing?
>>222140636Sad mate, have had similar with mine where she got me something that she wanted or got me only what I asked for with no thought of effort. Sometimes she surprises me, but nothing at all is kind of bleak. Expect you'd be in huge trouble if you'd done that for her.
>>222140673What happens if you just tell them you're racist
>>222140623The M25 is obviously the worst M5 up to Birmingham is good
>>222140543I think a lot of people are like that. I got 124 on an IQ test so am probably the most intelligent person here, but I haven't had a steady job either
>>222140653Everyone in the local community will know who it was and will be furious about the result. Kind of scenario where vigilante justice is totally justified.
>>222140703You are arrested and put in jail
>>222140673had 3 letters in my life and have never went to a single one
>>222140636>gf of six yearsum yeah maybe marry her
>>222140677sadly before i got fit, i visited petra yesfor context, i have been walking daily 10,000 to 15,000 steps for 3-4 years but back then i didn't i was a 10 hours a day obese gaming addict so I got really tired walking through the mountain thing
>>222140716Why did you take an IQ test. I estimate that I'd be in the 90s on an IQ test
after turning 30 niggas start commenting which motorways they like
>>222140743i have a favourite service station and i'm not telling any of you which one it is
>>222140716>I got 124 on an IQ test so am probably the most intelligent person her;)
Mad how people keep saying Jude Bellingham is one of the best players in the world and then you look him up and he scored eight goals last season playing in a farmer's league
supervisorstein told me that bossberg can't really afford to fire night shift guys, especially since i'm the only that runs the particular machinesstill going to be shitting myself until i talk to bossberg
>>222140755wasn't he good for 1 season
business idea: turn the emergency stopping lane into a normal lane and introduce variable speed limits
>>222140759Why would you be fired
at least we're not speaking german
Really love this channel she does great stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqatmppJx7QShe's become more YouTubery the past couple years though where she does the forced enthusiasm thing, regardless great handiwork
Are there any online IQ tests that are legit
>>222140770They spent a decade doing all the motorways up for this and it just made everything worse so they dropped it
business idea: no speed limits anywhere
>>222140743Ktim
>>2221408024chan captchas
>>222140802yeah the one I did
>>222140674>>222140711ring roads will be worse i guessi just think M6 is unreasonably shit every single time i go on it some cunt has crashed brought it to a standstill
>The median full-time salary in the UK is approximately £39,039 per yearRefuse to believe this is trueNo way the average goy mongo in this country is on nearly 40 grand
>>222140802I think Mensa might have online ones however they're not free
>>222140802mensa norway and denmark
>>222140802noin person with a psychologistthink it's like £100 minimum
Motorways are Nietzschean, Aryan, Hyperborean and Wotanic. They are the modern version of the Eurasian steppe.
Wouldn't mind having a 'tism gf but it depends what kind of 'tismLike you introduce her to your parents and she just starts going on about anime or something
>>222140846bizarre
>>222140828The very rich skew it upwards. Average office drone is probably on about 28-32
>>222140778a large work order had to be completely redone and i was responsible for printing it
>>222140855I don't think anyone here would mind thatin fact I think most would like it
Just had a lovely showerYou are all clean, aren't you lads?
>>222140855Wouldn't bother me that since I'm a weird freak myself, a lot of autists are grating and annoying to be around so that's what would put me off
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YuezhiWestern China is White Lebensraum.
Kettle chips are Nietzschean, Aryan, Hyperborean and WotanicSensations are Satanic, Demonic, Corrupted
>>222140883fuck off i nearly ende dup getting with a very autistic girl earlier in the yearher autism was a fucking nightmarenever again anyone with even minor autism
>>222140846Spaceship travel on the otherhand is Agarthan and Aldebaranian
>>222140759good luck artdesignlad
Business idea: pay a brown person to hang up your washing for you
>>222140802CORE test from Cognitive Metrics and the paid ($10) test, they are better than Norway MENSA IQ test. After you do them both, they both get included and make a closer estimate of your real IQ if you do them both (composite IQ result). I scored 108 but the actual accurate range was from 105 to 115 I think I am 115 because I couldn't do multiplication-based IQ questions because I don't remember multiplication and division so well and I didn't learn mental math. I also got aphantasia and ADHD, which affects my working memory and ability to visualize shit, so these things bias my IQ test accuracy downward so my real IQ is most likely between 110-115 (probably).
caged gooning handsfee to sissy hypno for nitezcher and wotan
I'm a mentally ill neekazoid and I've ruined my life
>>222140699Yeah bit of a ball ache that innit>>222140736I tried but she's "not ready to settle down"I'm ngmi
>>222140937Join the clubLet us console and give each other solace
>>222140957Are you a NEET by choice?
Business idea: let me post the mice
>>222140967Nah I'm schizo
>>222140897very neoliberal post crodie
Business idea for WHITE neets: Learn Arabic and larp as a muslim convert on YouTubeYou'll make $5000 a month from MASHALLAHs
>>222140968NO MICE!
Haven't had a shower since Wednesday
do cock cages hurt
Majora's Mask predicted 9/11
>>222141046gay
>>222140583in the eyes of a real racist all muslims or people who look like they could be muslim are the same. so they don't care about your conduct. it's afghans and pakistanis that behave like freaks who can't function in a normal society and it makes some people dislike muslims.
>>222141005I know the numbers and it is the dumbest thing how they look like the wrong onewho decided to make the symbol for 6 look like a 7?
>>222141046fucks sake reminds me of the morning workout sesh and funrun at Glastonbury
>>222141041Shut up you twit
>>222141068Ancient 6 7 meme
Some German words just roll off the tongue and require no translation.LebensraumVolksgemeinschaftBandenbekämpfungEinsatzgruppen
>>222140663it's bloody corrrr mental
My personality is that I get up early
>>222141005
>>222140792cute
>>222141081Should be legal to kill attention seekers
Bought some poppers and they smell like mens bollocks
>>222141123Yaqoob Rees-Mogg
>>222141081This is nowhere near as good as the zesty Jap who was dancing by the train tracks that was posted here recently
>>222141005thinking i would make a pleasant alternative from the thuggish, mle speaking dawah mafia brit youtubers
how is /brit/ going to find out when tim dies? will someone leave a final tweet on xitter?
rorke isnt just a stepfather, hes the father that stepped up
bodied that freak
sex with cock in pussy vagina :P
>>222141098I had a dream once I was promoted to obersturmfuhrer but only allowed if I could pronounce it properly. This was just before my French A level so I reckon that was the source of it, worried about getting the talking part wrong
>>222141098Totenkopferbände
>>222141192They fly now?
>>222141194doesnt happen in the real worldgrow up
>>222141192Put me in the horse tunnel
The biggest problem the trans movement has is it lets the ugly and most mentally ill trannys lead from the front and be the most outspoken.Look at the gay community for example they let their most charismatic and attractive gays lead from the front on the news, at gay pride even in the entertainment industry and protests. You rarely see the local 50 year old toothless gay man who hangs around tinder trying to shag 20 year olds front and centre at Gay Pride etc.Transgender on the other hand have the ugliest most mentally unstable trans people at all the parades and protests and speaking on the news etc.If the trans community took a page out of the gay communities book and had their more peng trannys at the forefront they would maybe slowly improve their publicImage
conflicted because i want to wank but also dont want to them I can shag an escort tomorrow
>>222141194leftypol shuddering
>>222141098polizeioberkommisar
>>222141232>peng trannysthere's no such thing
>>222141232Oh are the men who think they're women mental weirdos are they are they really
>>222141232Any trans that can pass is so busy trying to pass and fly under the radar that they don't need or want mass trans acceptance, they just want to fool people and live quiet lives. Any trans that can't pass makes a big fuss and has a tantrum because they don't and will never pass so have to turn 'acceptance' into their identity, when if they just hid away and minded their own business instead of flaunting and getting in people's faces then they would be safely ignored. Mental.
>>222141246this is how she talks to little timmy, if it was tyrone she would be asking him all sorts of questions
/brit/ supports the LGB Alliance
>Inside South Africa's whites-only enclave where young people are flocking after deciding 'it's not so wonderful elsewhere' and it's nicer to be 'the majority'https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15873251/Inside-South-Africas-whites-enclave-young-people-flocking-deciding-not-wonderful-nicer-majority.html
>>222141288did the tranny lash out by posting his interracial fantasies?
off to tesco anyone want owt
>>222141263ahem
>>222141331Rodney you plonker!
women are foul, evil creatures
Eating poop/shit
Should I settle for a comfy, low-qualification (undergraduate) career that pays between 38k to 72k pounds as I progress through it or MSc/PhDmaxx in a hyperIQmaxxed field for a career that starts at 100k+?
I just don't find the weird little dances zoomer girls do in their videos attractive. It's off-putting to watch them just wobble around like that, like what's the point?
Familyberg not appreciating my increasingly Rorkeish tendencies
>>222141381i like left personally
>>222141398Move to Nepal and become a monk
tore my frenulum
>>222141425fucking BITCHES
lots of jfs in today
they play this video on giant video billboards in calais
>>222141328seething lil timmy, why are you in spain? go back to kent
>>2221414622 day hangover for me
Can't believe we're still having to deal with this shit in the century of the fruitbat
>>222141474demonic
>>222141474emailing vladimir putin that azov commandos are training at this location so he sends a missle and turns these women into paste
>>222141474highly doubt that. why would they play a tiktok of an American sorority in Calais? They're not going to America are they?
>>222140543kek this is me
Might move to Kazakhstan
>>222141534they got the air friar out like its a trophy
>>222140932lol
>>222141534NEED a turko-mongol gf
>>222141534those are schoolkids
rorke scrambling up the stairs on all fours and hiding in his room when his extended family come around
Kim K is so hot just telling Brundle she mogs his existence
>>222141534In my country there is problem...
got matched with some 22yo slut on tinder. i'm a 33yo incel virgin freak
on an incel stroll
>>222141615Repulsive lizard person she is
>>222141647pushing my face in there and motorboating her pink panthers
>>222141650Be careful she's not trying to bully you for her friends amusement
never know what to do with sundayscant even drink with toil on the morrow
>>222141689That's what the Sunday Gigawank is for
>>222141686i won't even send her a message. i got these dating apps installed but i don't have the courage to actually respond
Surely not...
>>222141705bruh
Sir Roger Federer
>>222141663i wish i could do this but also encounter a dl gay chav to suck off in the field
Got an arse-shaped sweat stain on my incelsofa from repeated goonseshes
reading the daf yomi
Did someone say beveragino?
Why's it gone all quiet is the man kicking the ball
>>222141689you can drink til 5.30 and it's fine. you just start early.
it would take 620 years for a single text message to reach kepler 22b. So if humans ever inhabited it, we wouldn't know what would happen to the people who settled there for nearly 700+ yearsthat's honestly so blackpilling, by the time the people would've developed their own culture, languages, factions, wars, religions etc they might even evolve to look slightly different than us
>>222141869we’re all at west green road
>>222141900how is that blackpilling? you're just saying things for the sake of it
Get the wrestling podcasts listened toGet the pointless drama consumed
>>222141911did nobody tell them that the world cup is in North America?
How would you describe your fashion sense?
>>222141939incelcore
nap time delayed because the bastard f1 went on for so longim fuming
>>222141911Leftypol suddenly massively interested in "the footy"
>>222141939very nice
>>222141939tee shirt shorts
>>222141712fuark
>>222141939Dr Sex
The man drove the car but for too long
>>222141939victim
>>222141913that means we won't any updates, unless you have people who are willing to move back and fort every decade, that is if we can find somehow to go faster than the speed of lightThere are other many other plantes we have to visit, ones that might have life K2-18bhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNCDMk5xnag
tf is "chronobyl"
>>222141939dark macadamia
rorke: *literally never leaves the house and has never had a job at the age of 28*also rorke: mad how ill never find love. never buy a house. never have kids. never grow old with somebody. never have grandchildren. never make my parents proud.
>>222141900I would simply invent quantum communication
>>222141939i just don't carewear the same shoes wear the same jeanswill switch up the t shirt and wear the same coat jacket if it's cold
canslad is a legend. all hail canslad!
>>222142014how is this blackpilling you?
>>222140496
>>222141939Sensitive
>>222137601
Codeine making sure I remain perpetually thirsty
>>222142015Based and Kyivpilled
SEX 8: BJS vs BKC(big japanese cock vs big korean cock)
>>222141900Ever read the Forever War by Joe Haldeman?
10 chocolate hobnobs down the hatch. moreish they are
>>222142086and we now cut to dommy rubenstein to hear his opinion on this pic
I'm Japanese-British
Torwank it is then
>>222142043because i won't be alive to see all this happen>>222142096no is it good?
>>222142118ok so you don't know what the blackpill is then. cheers x
>>222142118>no is it good?Yeah it deals with time dilation and how society changes after returning from war, based on Vietnam
>>222142112it was set to that ‘kick me kike me song’ by micheal jackson. he would be fuming
>>222142146i mean none of us will be alive *sorry being a cheeky narcissist x >>222142150ill download the epub right now
>>222141939techno-adjacent/prep x street corebaggy bright coloured fits with lots of dark accessories
>>222141331screaming
Rorke Team Six, this is Poo Seal Actual. New orders from Tactical Incel Command. You are to search and destroy enemy biomass in your AO, over.
Downloading a pint of Madri at the epub
farts stink of spinach
>>222141939dress like a little goth me
just have to come here and say that i cannot wrap my head around how unfunny some of you are
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9lSCoaqKeio
>>222142247*wraps my fist around your head*
i’ll admit it… i like sodomizing myself with my long fat droopy penis
>>222142247*wraps my arms around your torso and kisses you lovingly*
imagine if humans put all their efforts and strengths into colonizing the stars instead of forever wars and christcuck/allah worship? guess we would have to kill a lot of low iq browns, blacks and even whites for this to be possible.
>just have to come here and say that i cannot wrap my head around how unfunny some of you are
You open a pub and have 5 tapswhat are you putting on each tap?
>>222142291seen that pic before
>>222142298five different ethnicities of sperm
>>222142247*starts lovingly raping you*
eating poo
>>2221422984xcarling and a strongbow for the women
>>222142298An organic scrumpy, an amber ale, 0% guinness, sparkling water, and fosters
>religious pawns need not apply
>>222142268>>222142279>>222142315point proven
Mad how Any Austin gradually went from "look at this weird thing in a game" to "I fucking love the government I mean not this government obviously but government in general"
>>222142298that’s clearly 7 taps you mong
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europa_Clipper
>>222142360did he
>>222142360ok
they just knocked on my door demanding i give them the rights to make a sex arse out of me lads :/
>>222140537Honestly there is no reason to visit America and I lost much of my will to visit the UK or Europe I rather visit Asia because I hate how fucking expensive and stale Europe has become
pissed in a bucket in the kitchen then poured it out in the garden
>>222142247give us a joke
>>222142365well done retardi say 5 to narrow it down
Can I SURVIVE on Tesco Ready Meals for ONE DAY?
>>222142391nah i've caused hostility now so anything i say will be met with hate. i'll tell a joke anonymously later in the day
remember once i was so occupied in my mind that i started weeing in the bin in the kitchen realized after 2 seconds what I was doing
you're just a chicken cheep cheep cheep cheep
>>222142390apparently piss is good for compost
>>222140537sister was in vegas and california and said the breakfast they had at hotels was inedible
>>222142290William Luther Pierce talks about this.
>>222142390could have saved a step by just pissing in the garden
>>222142403can you
>>222142403ok guys we have a microwave Lasagna *does those weird gay ASMR taps on the packaging*
>>222142433Not a real person, he's a character from Murdoch Murdoch
remember when the men's toilets at spoons were being re-done and so everyone had to use the disabledthere was a massive queue and there was a dude pissing in the toilet, one into the sink, and one into the bin
>>222140636i hate birthdays and would love a gf who doesnt bother. just a shag on the day is all a man needs. gifts are for incels. incelgifts, perhaps.
>>222142460can’t say i do
the hangover is subsidingthe worst has beenbetter hours ahead
https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1tza7bl/i_left_my_boyfriend_over_a_sandwich/stupid bitch breaking up with her boyfriend over a piece of cheese
Leftist Power Dynamics and the Teletubbies Universe: A Video Essay (Part 1 of 7)
What do big tech companies gain from me asking their AI braindead questions?
>>222142366europa clipper sounds like the name of a right wing slop twitter account run by an indian call centre employee
>>222142447its light out and i live in back to back terraces.
yeah?
HEY LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON REDDIT: ('_') "hmmph oh yeah"
>>222142429yes it is and it deters rats.
>>222142511seems understandable to me
>>222142417did this as a kid once because mumberg was in the toilet too long
>>222142557wouldn't deter me if i were a rat, love piss me
Can only wank to made-up scenarios involving exgfberg's mates
>>222142511Don't see what's wrong with her breaking up with him. He's obviously doing it maliciously
Imagine believing the engagement bait slop on engagement bait subreddit of the week
Lads in my fridge I have Some stew I made Some fancy Mexican spicy cheese, some fancy blue cheese Some type of smoked butter Should I have the stew or make a peng cheese toastie
>>222142586basedused to wank over gfberg's housemates loadsunfortunately most of her mates these days are munters
>>222142586such as
>>222142613Toastie and stew, bosh
The worst feelings is when you talk to people and they already find you annoying or they just hate you which is why I don't go to parties or events IRL anymore
>>222140751COBHAM SERVICES WOOOOO
>>222142579i love girls piss, not lads
>>222142616so you found them more attractive than your gf?
might get a "side hustle"
>>222142660No just hot to think about cheating I suppose
https://x.com/Popstonox/status/2058268449260884349:skull::skull:
>>222142567should have gone in and peed between her legs
just updated me wifi driver
I'm Rorkeacus
>>222142629Bosh
any penis faggot arse man in
>>222142709Dunno who that is
>>222142674he ended up in the wizard of oz lol
>>222142298voddieginrumtequilahouse rose
think i might have perfectly spiced my curry
only on the kopparberg again, aren't iwhat am i like
>>222141474poor choreography and color coordinationcould be hotteroverall a mid performance
>>222142754>>222142754>>222142754
>>222142511imagine how fat the women who post on that subreddit must be...
>>222142780>>222142780>>222142780new
>>222142709humiliation ritual
>>222142726she's not worth it, worse than your average slag trus
