alysa liu edish
Anyone ever wanked with a friend?
I am Hennifer Llllopez
>>222142791sc
>>222142754High functioning autism is a hell on earth because no matter what people will always hate you or find you annoying so you should just shut up and not try to to socialize plus everything is better soloEating out at a restaurant alone Traveling alone Walking around alone Lifting alone Everything is better alone
Realistically, who could mog her?
On my walk today I went into the kids park and used a swing set but some mum started having a go at me?Are adults not allowed to have fun? Maybe I just had a shit day and wanted to prove to myself I could still do the monkey bars. Some parks do have signs stating no unaccompanied adults, and that's fine. But usually there is no rule saying this is a thing.
Might buy Final Fantasy 7 for the tenth time
>>222142786When I was young me and a mate wanked outside a few times but now I'm older I realised this was a ploy to see how big my pecker was
just wanked to your gf arse and chebs
>>222142511>he's a great guy the type of person everyone loves at first sight ykhonestly hav eno idea what she meansdont think i've ever met anyone like thislike ye sometimes u instantly click with someonme but never have i thought "everyon would love you" i have quite particular taste as it is
>I went into the kids park
3 things i want in a gf:doesnt like surpriseslets me watch her pee sometimes, especially outdoorswill write me letters while in prison, but wont mention any other menmaybe ill find one when i go to Aussie
When I was young the worst part ever was when people who pretend to like you or be your friend while doing group projects. I don't think I did anything in any group project besides make the power point and play factorio
>>222142791she mindraped you
Might base my whole identity around a media franchise from 30 years ago
Been smoking weed and drinking pretty much every day for the last year.Day two of stopping both and it’s so fucking shit and boring
>>222142888and now you have no friendscoincidence? i think not
>>222142884laughed gp
>>222142895homermaxxing
>>222142884you'll fit right in in australia i'm sureyour posts are just as shit as theirs all are
Still can't get over my brush with the upper class last nightMan they've got it so bussin, the only thing stopping me living that life is money
>>222142827literally nobody
nth for the holodem
>>222142884When are you going in Aus lad
>>222142895Rare Timothy Dalton fan.
>>222142933give the deets
>>222142884what about letting you watch her shit
>>222142832Probably looked like a perv
>>222142933all you need is about £10,000 I reckon
>you are in line >some kids cut in line >you tell them they can’t cut in line >they start discussing you being a nonce How do you respond /brit/ without losing face?
>>222142835ktim
>>222142832>some mum started having a go at me?What did she say?
*causes an absolute mental meltdown in rorkes pitiful brain*
>>222142922I don't know I legitimately felt like dying inside when in home room he would walk up and try to fist bump me because I only talked to him like maybe 5 minutes a day
>>222142952Probably January. I'm going to set off in November but stop places along the way. Month in Poo Peeland. Then an Aussie adventure.
>>222142968I'd start crying
Sunday curry soon
>>222142968commit an atrocity
>>222142791kek
she is so pretty lads
I wanna go back to Asia because as an autist it felt nice surpsingly nice and orderly
>>222142998Be nice and warm for you by then. Anywhere in mind?
>>222142968>if i were a nonce i certainly wouldn't nonce an ugly fat bastard like you
>>222142954Mates mate who works in private equity took us to a fancy shmancy club, everyone was beautiful, the club was small and tasteful with places to sit, music was loud enough to dance but quiet enough to facilitate conversation, everyone was very nice, cocktails were great and just to reiterate everyone was beautiful But that's life when you've got money in London, you don't need to be surrounded with the unflattering, I got to live it for a few hours before taking the bus back to my dank cave
>>222142957i'm not into that. i mean if she wants an open door policy on poo im ok with it. but im not watching her poo. watching women pissing turns me on. especially outdoors.
bouncing on my bbc dildo
>>222142827*teleports behind her*
>>222142821based solo autism enjoyer
>>222143011Fuck me looks like something I'd shit out after 8 beers and a dodgy kebab
>>222142991
>>222142827>implying it's even possible
>>222143041>ewwww wtf why are you talking about fucking us you freak >they start to chant pedo and record you
>have lunch with my dad since he hasn't spoken to me in a couple months >Immediately gets angry at being an autist>Because I don't talk to the waitress outside of ordering >I don't bother to hit on the waitress >I was more interested in the hockey game then talking to anyone there
Why are they replacing all the historical figures on pound notes with animals?
>>222143090the imaginary children have done me, thenchildren can be so cruel
>>222142968just shove them aside
>>222143040Queensland, the kiwi/brit colony. Might go South or West if needed to find work. I'm going to buy a cheap toyota when i land and live in a tent. I'll park them in a secure garage when i get a job that helicopters me in.
>>222143061I mean I just don't talk to people or have friends so I do everything I would alone. People find it weird I will eat alone in a booth at a restaurant
I like big cocks and I cannot lie
SEX 8: FOOTJOB FROM ALSYA LIU
>>222142933mad how this exists while I have to toil every day for a tiny scrap
I don't understand why the super wealthy billionaires want infinitely increasing wealth and authoritarian power.Under the normal post-war social contract, the average person just went to work, bought a house and raised a family. We have the technology and education to easily provide the basics of life. We could even throw in a few holidays or spending money to decorate our homes to the social contract, and the wealthy will still have more wealth and power than they could spend in multiple lifetimes. So what's the point? It seems like a lot of work for an increase in wealth that they wouldn't even notice.I think 99% of people would be happy with the social contract as it was. The wealthy would still be wealthy. Everyone would be happy.
>>222142952australian obbortunities
>>222143091pretend to learn from him. boomers love to be patronised.
I wanna visit Australia because I think it's cool and because all the movies I seen made it look sick
>>222143085i knew someone with breasts this massive on snapchat and she sent me a photo she had already taken once with her nipples showing but she didn't know she sent me that and I pointed it out and she deleted it
got the femboy feet porn on
>>222143112>who the fuck you pushing you fucking dickhead >they start to record you and call you a pedo
Once again getting the GeoWizard watched
>>222143045i assume you mean members club? but usually tehy're men onlylike unless it's some function idk any that include owmen
>>222142786yeah a girl friend
>>222143159they are sociopaths
>>222142884>6 things i want in a gf:Nice tits and big hipsNot old and ages gracefullyCute accent that makes my pp hardDoesn't nag and leaves me to do my own business most of the timeNot an untidy messy cuntLadies, send me a DM
any pointlessly living man in
>>222143118Queensland is nice mate. I would move there if the Missus wasn't a South Aussie. Are you hoping to do FIFO work?
>>222142827Any 7/0
>>222143189you mean boy?females are just femboys with vagina
>>222143182I doubt they'd react that way, I'm a big guy and they'd probably cry and run away if I became aggressive
>>222143165I'm going because the streets are paved with gold, the women are slags, and it's sunny when its winter in England.
I've started to be able to identify a certain poster who I know the full name of, shan't be telling you all who just letting you know
>>222143163I physically cringe at him flirting with the waitress or barista
>>222143226ktim
A feast
erm… DERP CACA
>>222143159I don't know about the money side of things, but when it comes to wanting power, It ultimately comes down to the fear of death, consciously or subconsciously. When death comes for everyone, and they have infinite money, they need to feel that their lives are worth more than anyone else's.
>>222143226Give us a clue lad so we can hound him x
>I'm a big guy
>>222143226Sean is it?
cocklami
>>222143210Yeah mate for sure FIFO or work on farms. I'm a Brit but I have a NZ passport so I can work wherever but i'll need a place to live where I work.
>>222143225Oh I see still I remember thinking Australia was cool because they helped with the Apollo missions since the out back is the closest thing we have to the light side of the moon
>>222143162Yes
>>222143223no I mean girl with a vagina
>>222143011that looks fucking shit
>>222143159a lot of people don't define themselves by what they have, they define themselves by what others do or don't havethe rich don't just want to be rich, they want everyone else to be poor because it makes them feel even more powerful and special
>>222143264Nary a clue will I give you, my very own secret :')
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pL-UnEVekU
>>222143248why? 99% of women love it. feels good to be flirted with. hell i do asda delivery and when the older women flirt and show me some boob i love it.
>>222143285Weird Pokémon card
>>222143281Nice mate you'll be able to settle no questions asked with a Kiwi passport. Piece of piss to get agricultural work, FIFO would be more competitive I'd imagine.
>>222143253mmm lovely overcooked brocolli in diarrhea masala
Id move to Australia because I hate America everyone here is self centered vapid and unbearable to be around
sir alfie boe
>>222143323I have a full collection including limited editions
>Peter Hitchens is arguing with his dead brotheroh my days
>>222143248Why? Flirting lets you practice you social skills, and who know you could even meet your next GF doing itthe worst she'll do is get grossed out and tell you to fuck off
>>222143321Imagine if your a 21 year old woman and a fat bald man flirts with you and brags about how cool he used to be as an accountant but leaves out the part about him committing massive fraud in the British Virgin Islands and the us
>>222143284I thought they filmed the moon landing in Death Valley. The outback makes sense. That is cool. The CIA ran some drug syndicates in Australia which is cool. Australia is great.
>>222143377Done him to be fair
>>222143293girls dont exist silly. those are femboys with vaginas
>>222143351now you know how everyone feels about you
>>222143381I never had problems with getting a girlfriend but every single one I got has been foreign and I don't know why I am just a awkward autist
>>222143386sounds based, I hope I'm like that one day
>>222143328Yeah FIFO must be competitive. Thinking I might just drive up to the mines and ask for a job.
>>222143403Well I mean I don't talk or socialize with anyone unless I have to which sucks because at my current job they constantly think I am depressed
you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder
>>222143159because there's a difference between being rich and powerful and being so rich and powerful that you can enslave and rape children on a party island and get away with it
>>222143377peter won
>>222142754scoobaaa
>>222143416I remember being interesting in FIFO mining jobs in the Yukon, perhaps one day I will do it
FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLSTIME MARCHES ON
>>222143201find vaginas disgusting me personallymega turn on when i see a girls even if it's relatively nice compared ot othersyes i am an incel how could you tell
the gf
>>222143374Speilvogel sounds a bit erm... j*wish
>>222143447no you won't
>>222143338not overcooked at all it has a lovely crunch
>>222143471like yes she has a decent face but honestly those moles... too many i think it would turn me off
>>222143386>leaves out the part about him committing massive fraud in the British Virgin Islands and the usthats the best part. id lead with that but it sounds like he knows what he is going. rock on boomerdad
>>222142791Howling
Goth Asians...
>>222143447remember watching Yvon of Yukon as a kidfuck going to somewhere that coldAussie for me
>>222143474you're right idk what I was thinking honestly
>>222143531fuck going to somewhere that warmbritain for me
>>222143472I think it's German. Prussian Lutherans settled in SA and QLD in the 1800s and then some Germans in general came after the war.
>>222143396sure
>>222142827Exhibit A
>>222143548where are they going??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cN2Q2gPvWk
>>222143548they fought for ngubu's future in britain
>>222143559post italian woman
henry nowaks family being called polish vermin by ukip in 2016, and venerated in 2026
>>222143540he was good during covid but this is pretty rcinrge
>>222143561beaches of normandy x
>>222143548poseidon shaking with fear
>>222143351Look we might have room for you too but I don't have any kind of White Australia era propaganda for attracting Americans
>>222143493you kiss the moles and say that's your favorite part, even if it's not true eventually it will become reality
>>222143541fair but i cant do another winter. last one was too depressing. ive got off the drugs now and will be clean living in Australia.
>>222143568me at the back
The worst thing possible is that at work people check on me because they think I am depressed or sad when I just don't want to talk and listen to music
>>222143606good and factual post
>>222143540why is the big ben doing a bong at ten past ten
>>222143545suppose thats ok thenas long as there arent too many
>>222143575He was a bit of a pussy imo, i would have decked that little sikh fella out in one punch I reckon
>>222143540
>>222143601Honestly I am not sure Australian women will like me because every girlfriend I had has not been white >First one Turkish >2nd one indoesian>3rd Turkish >4th Chinese
>>222143574
>>222143548going the wrong way
>>222143568where does one find these pubs
>>222143601and you fucking threw it all away, pissed it into the wollagooby desert.the north and interior as essentially aboriginal ethnostates where they lynch whiteys for fun, the cities and gold coast are entirely chinks, pajeets and smelly leftist freaks who think all white australians are evil colonialists.just leaves the rural dundee types, all ten of them!
>>222143351See I love England. Always will, it's my home. But I want adventure. I want to do a good honest job and make money. Sick of toiling for pennies that are so undervalued I can hardly buy anything.
>>222143568me in the middle wishing i was a thousand years younger
>>222143568Hang on, that's ME entering at 15 seconds!
>>222143676Yeah okay mate stop talking about it then and do it
>>222143667cannae lie he has aura
>>222143698it takes months to organise lad
>>222143635Look one is too many in my books but it could be worse.
AY… WE REP CAPULET AROUND HERE… MONTY ASS NIGGA…
Autumn is HERE... you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
>>222143712Better start now then
>Chornobyllatest Newspeak psyop just dropped
i wish i didn't have to hurt you and make you scream and harvest your soul energy
viltrumites were right
>>222143736Oh right is that what we're supposed to call it nowWonder why we are still saying "Ukraine" instead of "Ukraina" in an affected slavic accent
explains a lot
>>222143715how much do you reckon car insurance might be for me?Rav434mHad a kiwi licence for 11 years, British for 8 years
genuinely forgot how old i was for a bit there
bed looms
I smooch italian woman
>>222143795wish the indians walled off their internet instead of the chinese
leftypol proudly telling everyone how he booked his holiday to 'Türkiye' in an exaggerated racist accent
please talk to me about opportunities for british men abroad who are unskilled
leftypol speaking in his golden triangle posh gimp accent except when he goes native on an arabic or paki word
>>222143731I am. I'm making plans.
>>22214379596 million nigerians have the internet?
>>222143657Like the fella below said there's no shortages of Pajeeta ladies >>222143668Mainly Indians now.
mmm lovely chicken KEEEEV for dinner
holy fuck Trevor Phillips made David Lammy look like a right retard (not hard) for the contrast between Floyd vs Nowak responsesLammy telling JD Vance not to get involved when he used near identical rhetoric in tweets in 2020 for a foreigner dying and his only response is "farage bad. we were in opposition then so it's different".He's such a bona fide retard.
>>222143736Yanks call them lame ducks. Keir and Macron are both dead in the water. Never heard of the jerry. Zelensky would be voted out if they held elections but his dictatorship wont allow it.
>>222143795>only 36% of Indians are Internet users
>>222143836bringing up the golden triangle very nice
>>222143835thailand
>>222143878Lammy is genuinely fucking stupid, Diane Abbott tier
>>222143892doing what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF9uXOpaRb4
>>222143803For an old Rav4? Maybe $750 comprehensive for a year.
>>222143854all for scams
>>222143617might as well start looking for a new job now because they think you don’t fit in and are gonna replace you
one of us should try being an MP. the /brit/ party. knowing /brit/ it'll be swamped with trannies
in bed
>>222143902idk anythingat least it's not here and white people are treated like royalty over thereprobably easier to find some work alsoi know someone who went there to teach english
>>222142884Think watching your girlfriend pee is quite normal my girlfriend has a wee all the time if im in the shower or just leaves the door open it just doesnt turn me on because im not a FREAK
>>222143856I don't like Indians really they have invaded my area of Massachusetts and I live in a commuter town
>>222143878I reckon Keir put Lammy as number 2 to deter people from binning him.
>>222143940hi constituents how we doing
really should be in hospital but I don't like the NHS these days, it's too much like a prison
>>222143932I mean the worst job was hotel maitance and having people go out of their way to be dicks to me especially the lady in charge of the bar
>>222143946>my girlfriend has a wee all the time if im in the shower or just leaves the door openBit weird, does she have a condition
>>222143965screamknowing Tilde that will be his next name, he will be referred to as Elected Bloke
biomass should pay more tax
>>222143795me in the 5.83%
>>222143981No neither of us do really unless its a poo wees arent a big deal
LOW TIERGOD!
withdrawing from nicotine
niggers black niggers
does thee world cry out for unkilled british migrant workers
>>222143981I piss in my shower and I remember when my girlfriend threw a fit because I admitted to doing it
>>222143915Nice. Not bad at all. Yeah an older one, like 2004.
I'll be our local representative for the Microsoft Showcase thread on /v/. I am very honoured to have this opportunity and will be taking great consideration in preserving the reputation of the /brit/ name.
>At the Siege of Brundisium (40 BCE), soldiers of Mark Antony and Octavian refused to fight each other, viewing themselves as brethren in the Caesarian causewe need to give a caesarian cause to our brvthers in the donbass that transcends the russia vs ukraine shit
>>222142790most of them are also brownsee https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1tzf828/feel_like_a_failure_at_24/
>>222142791seething chudcel lmao
>>222144064s gp
>>222143946i had a series of experiences of girls pissing growing up and it sexualised me to it. im not asking them to let me drink it or piss on me
Won't you please let me back into your heart?
>>222144042WON
>>222144067she probably does it too
>>222142511clearly not why she broke up with him is it
...
>>222144118
Estonian cyber command has a cool emblem
>>222143540what happened to him is obviously wrong but people dont just randomly get stabbed for no reason
absolutely seething at thishttps://www.reddit.com/r/dating_advice/comments/1tyutgt/being_fit_and_approachable_as_a_man_is_such_a/
>>222144164>people dont just randomly get stabbed for no reasonthey do, there's plenty of nutters out there with no real motive for what they do
>>222144157Did they reuse the Estonian SS division logo or something?
>>222144114you never left it 'lys' now make out with ruby
>>222144164erm did you just victim blame
>>222144185you know lightning bolts are real things that exist and the nazis didn't invent them right leftypol
>>222144164yeah you’re right, they get stabbed because someone stabs them
>>222142791got her ass
>>222144178just get abs bro
What a beautiful pure angel
i am a runner but still skinnyfat. its over
>got her ass
got diabeteres
xbox showcase nowchances of elder scrolls 6
lots of poo in the toilet bowl. will be carving it apart with a coat hanger later on
>>222144178That story sounds fictitious but either way working out provides a lot of benefits and yes people will generally be friendlier to an in shape guy over a fatsoso go hit the gym tubby
>>222144243DIABEETUS
Ruined my Skyrim steam copy by improperly installing sex mods and somehow completely uninstalling and deleting it doesn’t fix itMy lust has doomed me
>>222144238probably running like a fanny thats why
thinking surreptitiously x
>>222144245https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ixDQYlUxN8hopeium
>>222144245xbox will probably cease to be a thing in the next, next generation of consoles microslop got absolutely raped by sony with the ps5
>>222144233why are girls smiles so nice lads?
>>222144300You should watch your pierogies mate get some exercise
rorke voting restore and having to carve his poo apart after his immigrant plumber was melted to fill pot holes... not feeling smart now eh rorke?
>>222144351HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH
>>222144351Hope your cheating fucking mutt team loses this year dickhead
whoever heard of a nigerian plumberdo they even have toilets there
>>222144351
>>222144249Why don't all women look like this?
the ancients believed that every poo had a soul
lads, that 22 foid slut sent me a message on tinder. what do i do? i only swiped right for the bants
feel sicj because ive not eaten in 5 days not eaten in 5 days cos i feel sick
remember when i clogged the toilet at my uni accom and didn't want to call a plumber so i bought a plunger and did it myselfthanks for coming to my ted talk
>>222144410message her "Looking good babe"
>>222144296>gears of shitelet me guess, they'll also be doing an hour on forza, madden, and another shit halo game
might learn about lighthouses
never needed a poo knife me
>>222144337yeah? what if i just raped you instead?
>>222144436scr
>>222144436your a very imdependent person
whats the most autistic thing you do lads?whenever i negotiate with virgin media to lower my monthly bill and add more services to my contract, i wear a suit and tie and pretend im either a mafia boss or a football manager trying to arrange a contract for a player
>>222144398<3
>GOW deadbox exclusive :skull:
>>222144470lets do an experimenteat nothing but bran flakes with no milk for 2 weeks
>>222144390I hope your team gits gud this year yankee
>>222144488browse /brit/
fable in the big 26
>>222144410I don't know how it works on apps and what's the etiquette, just make conversation and try to rizz
if elder scrolls 6 is shit i will just take a pedalo out into the north sea and wont stop peddaling until god or poseiden takes me
im turning into a puddle of tar
MOMMY ANTAGONISTshe did nothing wrong btw
>>222143377Peter has completely avoided the point about religion being created by people who have no clue. He's bringing up a completely irrelevant issue about Christopher's stance on the Iraq War.Regardless of Christopher's stance on Iraq, his point about religion is a good one, and Peter gave no answer to it.
>>222144545can't believe they uglified mummy atwellthe woke have lost their god damn minds
alien isolation 2 announced wasn't it
>>222144546i dont know how to rizz
>>222144576>alien isolation 2UE5 slop, shan't be buying
stimming in my chair and reading over /brit/ posts such as "im turning into a puddle of tar" multiple times(i will do this several hours a day)
i bet the feeling of strangling someone to death feels great, seeing the light slowly go out of their eyes, prob feels like pure bliss
>>222144488i cant talk naturally to people so i default to customer service voice
>>222144599what's wrong with ue5
>>222144594be a little cheeky but not to the point where you're rude and unkind
>>222144576yh
MARCONI PLAYS THE MAMBA, LISTEN TO THE RADIO
>>222144594I've never used apps, I'm an IRL kind of guy so Idk. Is that your first time using an app?
>>222144623i see. and jestermaxx?
>>222144662yeah, i can't talk to girls irl either
>>222144617everything on it looks ugly and runs shit
just cleaned out the ol thread watcher
vanqushing my enemies with a battle-axe (in minecraft) while listening to '80s swedish pop music
>>222144688works great on my machine
get it made
>zombie game set in 80s small town americadaring today aren't we
>p4 remakeI'll slurp it
>>222144720doesn't work on mine
i dont know how to jizz
>317so we're allergic to news now are we rorke?are news WOKE?are news not tradcath anymore?leftypol, put rorke in his place please
>>222144772we're watching the xbox gamefes
>>222144790this
>>222144686I can talk to them IRL but texting strangers is not my thing, I'm kind of awkward when I can see the vibe.
sea of thieves in the big 26
rare has really fallen far huh
using your hair as a handle while i fuck you senseless
>>222142780>>222142780>>222142780new
>>222144809when I can't see/feel the vibe
hmm
it's all coming to an end
>>222144686how old are you
>>222142827her daughter (by me)
>>222143374>Railway owned by the state not for monopolistsoh my Ayn Rand that's literally communism!!!
>>222143559>olympic champion (in a meme sport but still)>wears minimal makeup>naturally very cute yet not hot>not bogged>no tattoosOne in a million specimen
