56 year old jlo edition
obama
russians put they christmas decks up in july
im a disgusting man
>>222153538She bathes in a pool of korean foreskins
>>222153516what happened
Genuinely wouldn't know what to do with a woman like that. No wonder I watch sissy prejac jois instead
webbum appreciation thread
Not going to tolerate much longer!
>>222153576bit gay innit? why are you watching that?
talking to a nice easy to get along with nerdy plain girl but she is not very prettyshe is thin and takes care of herself but her face is goblin like it defeats the cope that you can be a 5+ if you just look after yourself
Got Alita Battle Angel on the TV it's shite. Some dweebs on/TV/ swear by it
>>222153538Look at what a tremendous narcissist she is here, she wants her children to appear ugly to make her look better
so much to see so much to do so what's wrong with taking the back streets?
scotland owns your mind
>>222153575keeled over from exhaustion
>>222153602tried watching it once but turned it off within about half an hour thought it was shit
>>222153596love watching wee bums
holy shit fujimori's daughter finally won in peru
mad how labour went to shit as soon as they got rid of the edinburgh elite - darling brown blair
>>222153606what the fuck is that image
Australians should unironically celebrate Christmas in June. Especially Melbournians and Tasmanians.
>>222153624Um
>>222153579vgh
>>222153634why woudl an asian be in office in peru. you must be thinking of nepal
>>222153644>Jennifer Lopez’s 18-year-old child, formerly known as Emme Maribel Muñiz, debuted the name Oskar Muñiz and uses he/him pronouns. They initially came out as non-binary in 2022 and were later introduced by their mother with gender-neutral pronouns.
*gives a powerful speech that ends racism*
Sir Asmon Gold
gottten thinner since i moved out. mumberg was really fattening me up like the witch in that gingerbread house
>>222153653Would be funny if they moved Christmas to June and then so did everyone else and all the Christmas songs were now about how hot and sunny Christmas is
>>222153676Cannot imagine watching a second of some spastic like that lmaooo
>>222153653whys that
jeff do you still have a bike there
>>222153687
how to move out unemployed no mates £300 saviings cant drive 100k student debt no degree unskilled
how about that wobbly glorming then
>>222153694Fz07 yamaha yeah.
Get the lager drank. Get the Asmongold watched.
>>222153699Blud £300 what are you doing
>>222153668Mad how every celebrity seems to have at least one trans child these days. Can't be a social contagion for the bourgeois now could it
>>222153706how about your mum's wobbly glorming
made an egg sandwich but i got no mayo so i put greek yoghurt and mustard and salt to make mayo
>>222153687why is there always 40% empty seats at the olympics better turnouts for any winter midweek epl fixture in the pissing rain
>>222153712Fizzy water and cowboy movie for me
>>222153699>100k student debtHow does this even happen in the YooKay? I thought that yooknee was more accessible in your /cunt/ than it is in AmeriKKKa
>>222153687Usa winsRest of world so mad
>>222153692So you’ll know a Christmas in winter.
>>222153691i watch him every day, he owns the libs and saves the gamers
>>222153699Here is a summary of the previous advice in under 2,000 characters:You cannot rent privately with £300, no job, and no guarantor. Your only viable path is live-in work where accommodation is provided.Best options (no experience, no car): Live-in care assistant – agencies provide room, bills, food allowance, and ~£600–800/month after costs. You work long shifts but live on-site. Seasonal hospitality (hotels, remote pubs, Butlin’s) – staff accommodation (caravan/hostel) deducted from wages. Look on Caterer.com or SeasonalJobs.co.uk. WWOOFing – free room and food for farm work, no pay but stops you burning savings.£300 strategy: £15–20 PAYG SIM for job hunting. Up to £100 for one bus/train to a confirmed job. £180 emergency fund for work clothes (charity shop) and basic needs.Immediate actions: Update CV: “Fit, reliable, available now, need live-in accommodation.” Call live-in care agencies first. Say you have no experience but are ready. Apply to seasonal live-in roles. Contact council housing options – get on waiting lists for supported accommodation.Avoid: payday loans, moving to a city, private hostels, crashing with mates without savings.Hard truth: If you have any safe family to stay with for 2–3 months, take a local zero-hours job (supermarket, cleaning), save £1,000, then pursue live-in work. Moving out now with £300 and no income will likely lead to street homelessness within a month.One action for today: Search “live-in care assistant no experience” on Indeed. Apply to everything within 50 miles.
Odds rice cakes Evens croissant Dubs bread sticks and cucumber dipTrips ham sandwich
mental how shite the UK is really, atleast in other boring shit holes they have year round nice weather
>>222153732He's lying student loan isn't real money here it's basically a graduate tax when you earn decent money
polished off 4 bokkles so far
>>222153722event was probably over by that time
Sir Rorke Harmer
>>222153740its not nice winter its more like a little chilly and rainy and a little humid
>>222153718The idea that every celebrity has a trans child is an illusion caused by media coverage.## 1. The Numbers Match* About 25 to 35 major celebrities have trans children.* Out of over 1,000 top stars with multiple kids, this exactly matches the U.S. youth average of roughly 1.4%.* Regular families stay private; celebrity families make global news.## 2. Wealth Provides Safety* Rich families can afford specialized medical and mental healthcare.* Hollywood culture provides social safety, making it easier to come out openly without risking poverty or homelessness.## 3. The "Social Contagion" Debate* Medical Bodies: Organizations like the AAP reject "social contagion," stating peer-reviewed studies show no evidence that peer pressure drives gender identity.* Critics: Skeptics point to rapid rises in youth clinic referrals and online subcultures as proof of cultural transmission.Would you like to look closer at the population statistics, the medical studies, or explore a different topic?
>>222153707cool. my neighbor is selling an xr650l cheap. sold my last bike a few years ago but temped to get back into riding
>>222153748Your mom polished off my bell end.
>>222153721bizarre lie
>>222153757actually that was your mom. you sicko
>>222153742>>222153754Read every word of these posts.
kirby is always so nice to everyone and they all have bones to pick with him
>>222153774he sucks niggas up for no reason
>>222153721That reminds me i have to look up chicken mayo recipesBecause if you just cooked chicken and put it in some heinz that would be disgusting. They must have something different in a chicken mayo sandwich
>>222153754>Would you like to look closeralways read this bit like starship troopers voiceover
>>222153687I wanna punch her in the mouth and break her teeth.
>>222153783they are mostly bad guys from dededes army
>>222153742>Fit, reliable, available now
>>222153687i dont mind the colour but the frizz is ugly
the last film i went the cinema to watch was 'yes man' starring jim carrey and zooey dechanel. i just checked and it came out in 2008ohmydaysi am old smelly retard
>>222153785shredded woolies roast chicken and mayo and pepper in a roll is a classic australian delicacy
>>222153774love kirby me
Need Emma Watson to sit on my prick.
if you can sit down and finish majora's mask without ever having played it before in a reasonable time using only the original save mechanisms and no walkthrough you are quite simply a beast
Listen.
>>222153806hes so nicehave a little kirby on my desk that my mum got me for my birthday when i was a teen
>>222153802bloody simon thomas lookalike wrote a shitty self help book and got it immediately actioned by a studio. how in the
so this is leftypol
I went to see Dune 2 alone at the last showing in town it was absolutely amazing
>>222153816ever put it up your asre
>>222153816cute!
>>222153819Women will wear this go out late at night around brown areas and still say they weren't asking for it...
>>222153826me watching digital circus film at 9pm on friday
any opportunitys for unkilled british men aborad ?
>>222153819Fuck me I would suck her cock
>>222153538sauce
>>222153826also did that, it was a 41 degree day very fitting
>>222153842>aborad
>>222153853dangerous and downright stupid
>>222153818
>>222153826shite boring books and shite boring films you should read the book though fuck me i read it 15 years ago and honestly the bible is more interesting
>>222153831this is my kirby >>222153830well thats just uncouth
are aliens real lads?
>>222153805Hungry now
>>222153875well th ebibel is interesting mong
RRARAPE RORKE'S ARSE
>>222153754Transgender people are mentally ill and suffering from a host of delusions about themselves, their bodies, and the schizophrenic notion that men and women can swap genders. It's a haughty pursuit of the rich with too much time on their hands. Transgenderism isn't valid.
>>222153883yes no doubt about it
so it seems
this tiktoker is so pretty i wish she was my gf
>>222153893how do you explain all the poor trannys then
>th ebibel
Might get on the methReckon it's terrific
>>222153653I'm embarrassed to say that I thought they did, simply because Neighbours used to air about 6 months later in Britain than in Oz and they always had a sunny, barbecue-based Christmas that made me think they celebrated it in Summer
>>222153916amazing post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njDeb2I7SiA
>>222153914its a delight
>>222153909Caught up in propaganda that was created by the US government.
>>222153924hate this bitch
>>222153924cwltshc
right then was that really called for
right
>>222153916people that dont have those lines on their cheeks coming down from their nose make me jealous
twitch keeps showing me M&Ms ads and i getting a massive boner when the green one shows up
might cack me kecks
https://youtu.be/gnArvcWaH6Idamn this kid is fucking dumb
right well that's a lads tight bumhole
>A conspiracist who claimed the Manchester Arena bombing attack was staged has been ordered to pay £45,000 in damages>Two survivors of the attack, which killed 22 people, have been awarded damages of £22,500 each against former TV producer, Richard Hall>Martin Hibbert and his daughter Eve, of Chorley, sued Hall for harassment and they won the case last month>Mr Hibbert was left with a spinal cord injury and Ms Hibbert suffered severe brain damage as a result of the bombing>Hall had told the court his actions, which included filming Eve outside her home, were in the public interest as a journalist and claimed "millions of people" had "bought a lie" about the attack
>>222153941why you posted your arsehole mate?
>>222153936ladyboys in thailand dont care about us goverment. the trannys in india that have been there since before america was discovered dont either. same with nativ americans.
>>222153955>tight
>>222153938roood
>>222153972i'd shag it
>>222153973simp
>>222153876well that's just cute isn't it
>>222153973these videos are just pure narcissism and it makes me mad
>>222153972does look to be rather unmolested
Didn’t enjoy the bible. Not schizophrenic enough. Revelations was memorable at least
I couldn't work as a paramedic as I don't have the stomach for it, but I do find it interesting how many camp men work in that role. They seem to be incredibly desperate for vindication and approval as 'good' people, yet only fulfil that particular job's requirements as they have no gag reflex and the sight of shit, blood, piss and all other manner of things is an everyday (desirable) occurrence to them.
>>222153993not sure about that
>>222153983yes
nth for the baddiedem
>>222153579fucking mental how much of Italian DNA comes from the middle east
really tired of seeing foids on brit post some sexy images to activate my boner not this simp shit OK
>>222154020No ponies!
>really tired of seeing foids on brit post some sexy images to activate my boner not this simp shit OK
Mental that I'm gonna die a lonely fat virgin freak. Wish god would take me now already.
>>222154020funny cats
*drives you wild*
love playing with my moobs
stay hydrated
>>2221540284 out of 7, not bad
>>222154004seen someone cum in her arse
Tried listening to the Bible with this app that has this excellent voice narrationI would put it on before I went to sleepWoke up in the middle of the night and they're talking about Jesus' penisWake up again later in the night and they're talking about Jesus' penis AGAINI thought fuck this, weird ahh book. Uninstalled the app. In the morning I did some research and apparently there are several chapters where they talk about his dick. To think how many generations of my ancestors had read this lmao
Drives me mild more like it
>>222154020umm kitties
>>222153754ok grok explain elon's trans child
>>222154032well you can stop being fat
My chair is broken so my arse is just kind of hanging through it
>>222154072horrid tight feeling around the bumhole eh lad
>>222154014phoenicians were 6'3 blonde hair, blue eyed nordic ubermensch
>>222154079i dont think italy's middle eastern ancestry comes much from phoenicia
>>222154072You keep a dildo underneath in case you fall through.
sipping my breakfast coffeewhos sipping a delicious coffee rn
>>222154061she was so gorgeouswish I could have fucked herIt over.
>>222154069I've tried mate combination of sleep apnea and under active thyroid make it incredibly difficult to lose weight and eventually I lose the will.
>>222154090a modern sword of damocles
>>222154035wonder how many people have wanked to her
The Switch has no games.
Any warlike men in
>>222154101>apneaFOY
>>222154129not me i love peace
>>222154103sssssss
>>222154133apnea apnoea potatoes potatoes
>>222154148fuck off you fat yank cunt
>>222154101>sleep apneahow do you know you have this
i only like nice things
*does the zoolander thing*
>>222154103awww man
>>222154165I done a sleep study and was given a cpap by the NHS. Apparently during my sleep study I was classed rather high in the amount of events occuring throughout the night.
>>222154165more likely if you're fat but if you feel tired all the time and snore a lot there's a good chance you have it
>>222154172
Brits be like sleep apnoaeoea
https://youtu.be/I0AAPYnrT0w
>>222154187did you go to the svt meet up caddemong
Like this post if you'd take a deep sniff of employed woman's toe jam
this joke went over the heads of 95% of the audiencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nz39_IAsfM
>>222154210Nah, that shit's depressing to me
>>222154225I don't get it
>>222153965Doesn't explain the phenomenon of why each successive generation is more trans than the previous generations. Trans women have existed in Asia for a long time, not so much in the West, but now they're going to be 6% of Gen A. Is 6% of the Thai population trans? I highly doubt it.
>>222154225including me, please explain.
niggas will save a video of a mid girl because it has a bit of booby in it
>>222154224i’d urinate in her colon. nothing more, nothing less.
Cats literally go out raping, hunting and fighting then come and sit on your lap whilst you watch tv before bed.
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and shart.
>>222154099the brightest stars last the shortest...
cheap white wine has me feeling things
>>222154099probably passed her in the street a million times
reckon i could only go with a trans girl if she had a proper tiny cock
Dont kill yourself you'll have sad cunts posting your pics 24/7
Hairs gone
Hey catberg, what did you get up to today?"I raped the cute 8 month old cat 4 doors down had a fight with the tom cat from 2 blocks away, killed 4 birds and got hit by a car. Now feed me."
>>222154273meow meow, motherfucker
My hairs gone it all fell out of my head while i sat in my rank bedroom playinf
>>222154250>>222154258Hong Xiuquan believed he was the new messiah and claimed to be Jesus's brother Caused the Taiping Rebellion that killed more people than WWI, all because of some schizo
Still got my hair but it's not doing me much good
Playing video games and posting on incel forums now i got no hair and wasted my life
>>222154332is it mass effect?
I am poo
>>222154328Do you think China could have been the world power if they didn't massacre hundreds of millions of each other every 5 years back in the day?
Got hair around my weenie is that natural
might pop the poo porn on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMtkLxb84Lw
>>222154332life doesn't start until you're within the new mexico state border
isn't there a small village in japan that claims jesus lived and died there
>>222154273My male catbergs lived to scrap, would see posts on the towns local facebook page asking whos cat just attacked mines.
would fuck a woof's bussy right now I'm so horny
bleating
>>222154349is there
wank administered
>>222154338if it wasn't a war it'd be famine or disease
it gay porn time
>>222154378testing yourself, eh?
Need my willard sucked on a bit
watching this in the dark lol lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pwke3oBIW4
we are the gay porn gay porn we are the gay porn
>>222154290maybe...
>>222154347Truer words never spoken. The senoritas wont be able to tell with my cowboy hat on and they probably wouldnt mind anyway theyre good folks down new mexico way. Thanks anon
>>222154392sc
>BREAKING: Tsunami alert has been issued for the Philippines, Indonesia, Palau, Taiwan and Papua New Guinea after massive 8.2 magnitude earthquake.
>>222154409sorry just farted in the tub
wae greg dain in albania
>>222154409thanks for posting this in /brit/ instead of /asean/ so zero lives will be saved
>sorry just farted in the tub
>>222154438You’re welcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttp-9pCsBQ4
i'm so fucked
Me fi dead
>>222154283iktfb
>>222153687raccoon girl detected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egRzWf-d1UI
going nowhere
crazy stuff man
>>222154481nigga said crass question to an ai
Wow.
"nigga" swan event
>>222154461
>>222154481
>>222154488
>>222154496s
we are the poo team
>>222154501
not wearing underwear
they should hire millions of tesco 'niggas' to stop the tsunami
>>222154517shrill
Any Mermen in?
>>222154517s
they should have just voted for no tsunamis
>>222154481what is it: can't whistle, can't fit into an ass? an ass whistle made in the soviet union
i saw the ponyville "zibba" she comes out like 2x a year
>>222154501I tried telling it I ate shitloads of food and it just kept giving me an eating disorder helpline with nothing else
Keir Starmer just announced a new tsunami of pakis for the UK.
>>222154521sc
>>222154551sc
i want to pound her hard but id probably break instead of her
the xfm shows with karl are the funniest thing ever recorded
...scored an early contact with the great ones wearing my excellent eyes on the inside watching the spider hide all manner of rituals in moonside lake...
sir kier starmeryou have betrayed britainx
>>222154587Hilarious post
>>222154587
>>222154607Are Tim
Got fucked off at losing $2 from my free poker money so went on a big boy table and won $30 in minutes lel.Maybe I should put a grand into online poker and see what happens
>>222154587dont know what any of this means
>>222154577was revealed he’s literally a tarq that went to cambridge with like david mitchell and that whole crowd playing a character like two weeks agoall made up
Tucker Carlson/Thomas Massie 2028
narners have been sat out for 2 weeks and they're still greenwhat the fucks going on here then
>>222154622bizarre lie
>>222154607How are they allowing him box wine now lmao
>>222154628for me it's newsomreich and we kill all fat slobs and make boomers live in tiny cucksheds
>>222154637The bames are trying to kill him
>>222154628for me it's AOC
>>222154620your eyes are yet to open
>>222154637carebames don't care
rorke eating listen winston churchill for a day
The ass of the lass was filled with smelly gas.
>>222154587scr
>>222154647he dain et
>>222154630they don't want to be eaten
>>222154674s
radar alert...radar alert...cashnado signal detected
rorke getting struck by lightning leaving only a pile of ash
>>222154506>>222154538>>222154558>>222154560>>222154666>>222154680is no one commenting on this mong with a broken keyboard?
feels really depressing living alone
game i was playing just crashed within 10mins thats me not playing anything tonight then
>>222154706s
>>222154628I'd vote for this
rorke dick changed britranny
>>222154727leave the front door open and stare at people in the hallway
>>222154706nh I cnt hlp it
>>222154727couldn't do it myself
>>222154628AIPAC would just pour billions into the Dem candidate
sir dead general
does steam bag veg give you cancer
sir almost 2am
slowly easing onto a cucumber
wish i lived in a pre internet world
>>222154793everything does
>>222154815
just want to go back to 2000s internet
>>22215480970s seem awfully comfy aesthetically. Walking into the 80s though, that's the trouble.
