forsen edish
made coffee over the dirty dishwater and think a splash went into my coffee am i cooked chat
china still camp resp but this relative
>>222159253make a newpot
i'm in love with him
yet another shit yank edition
>>222159266virginity still 71
Just curled out an absolute beast of a poo
>>222159277anal pleasure, gay
>>222159266lissen ta these lassies, voot aye fae scots indaependence
>>222159266Forced into acts of (sexual) union
I know this video is nearly a decade old, but what is Barry referencing here at the start when he says "Mine's a return ticket"?https://youtu.be/ej8_bEmDKxo
>>222159266We're all fae somewhere!!
>>222159277t. Emma Watson
grand rising :)
Gormless zoomzooms be like>>222159309
australians speak AAVE, and we like that don't we folks
>hasn't missed a day in monthswhat third world shithole do you think he lives in
(to the tune of "i'll stand by you" by pretenders)i'll scran your pooi'll scraaan your poo
>>222159349I want to genocide everyone that says "it's giving"
>>222159270https://youtu.be/8hnBFd-dGEs
*'Ab! les !" said the little old gentleman, producing his : "Mine's a Return Ticket; bat it had very nearly been othernlse !"
>>222159335Quit yo jive talk cracka ass nigga
>>222159360Sybau, it's giving millennial unc
>>222159372Chump don't want no help chump don't get no help
>>222159376why are you zoomers so niggery
i am a father of millions of spermatazoa
>>222159388niggers are cooler than other races
millennials, we're whitethat's good
>>222159399no, they're niggers
>>222159223Great edition
>>222159388I'm 36 years old just trying to get people riled up. Don't have a damn clue what sybau means and I intend to keep it that way
>>222159266>this should be in gáidhligOkay so fucking learn it then? Fed up of these fake patriots can’t even be arsed to learn their own language
took me over an hour to get out of bed just cbameant to have been working for an hjour alreadyjust cbai'm already behind on workgot so much work to do this monthfuck sake ladsFUCK SAKE
Do non white people have the same boomer, gen x, millenial, zoomer divide that white people do?
Reached £20k in my workplace pension for the first timeWorked full time since June 2018Think I hit £10k around late 2022
these little bastards are outside my bedroom window and wont shut the FUCK up dont they know it's not even 5 yet
>>222159500ok
>>222159352I think he's a black guy who lives in Belgium and he dislikes online white racists, so he tries to mock white racists with his posts about "timmies" and whatever
>>222159500Don't think I have login details for my previous workplace pension and my company is being sold so feels like a waste to go through the hassle of getting it moved when I might need to move the whole lot. Confusing and ballbreaking series of events tbqh
i’m chopped i’m unc no aura 0 rizz it’s over lifemogged by everyone miserymaxxing
>>222159540ok
imagine hearing this while you're trying to go to sleep after an all nighterhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dumetella_carolinensis_-_Grey_Catbird_-_XC81292.ogg
>>222159434I think "sybau" means "shut your bitch ass up"You're welcome
Not this time, GalNot this timeNot this fucking timeNo. No no no no no no no no no!No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no!No! Not this fucking time! No fucking way!No fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way! You've made me look a right cunt!I'm gunna kill you Gal, I'm gunna fucking kill him
>>222159554won’t since i’m not gonna click your link
I’m selling my possessions on eBay because I’m fucking broke
>>222159581ok
>>222159223forsen
>>222159599ok
Considering going for a poo
>>222159631okay
Her face gives me the fear. Know that look all too well.
Remember acid rain?What were all that about?
>>222159685BBC
>>222159668I don’t get what you mean
>>222159223unfortunately mindbroken by Minecraft
>>222159668absolutely repugnant woman
>>222159668pig-like physiognomy. disgusting!
>>222159804ktim
i'm cute and innocent
Love thinking about Emma Watson's body.
Yeah mate just scan the /brit/ qr code and it'll take you to the current thread
>>222159816*leers at you lecherously*
>>222159816we can change that
>>222159833give me a menu. A REAL ONE
cute and funny
im greasy and hairy
good deal
>>222159883not legal
lots of good stuff on the 'press today
STILL NOT STARTED WORK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI DONT WANT TO I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>222159915have a wank first
Have some very boring risk assessment related toil that needs doing and I simply cannot bring myself to do it.
losing respect for niggers
i dont have a qr scanner can i borrow yours
>>222159911chinese fella in a baseball cap
>>222159911The fucking state of that manlet with the box.
woke up to this in my garden ffs
>>222159954watch out for headcrabs
Over under on me getting buggered you think?
>>222159954Alri Iran lad what's poppin?
>>222159915Just back from a week off and have a load to catch up on me. Starting by doing all of the little 5 minutes jobs then will slowly progress to the bigger stuff. Wish I was still on leave :(
>>222159911for me it's third worlders posting picture reviews using embarrassing cheap tat
>>222159973*Wish I were still on leave :(hypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>222159987need this for my oral fixation
>>222159990Done that illiterate donkey
I make 25k a year as a WordPress developer
>>222159223
>>222159987How is stretching the skin out supposed to reduce folds? Wouldn't this make it worse?
>>222159963What was the deal with the whole head crab/zombie thing? Was it easier for the combine to kill zombies than uninfected people or something?
>>222160015hi there
>>222159911>4 shelves is 72">one shelf is 18" >he is 3 shelves tall>3 shelves is 54" (4'6")cute lil chinese fella
>>222160007Not for long
As funny as the Ricky Gervais Show and Karl is, imagine listening to that bullshit day in day out and Karl thinking he's a genius
>>222160026anarcho-tyranny i calls it
Local mosque has become a Pokéstop, thought that was haram
>>222159990>>222160005It's not hypothetical or subjunctive mood tho
been diagnosed with Recurrent Painful Ophthalmoplegic Neuropathy and its incurable and im dying now
i make $130k a year translating customer business requirements into a set of jira tickets for our developers to implement
Smart meter man is here and I've NO IDEA what the fuck he's doing
hate my life and want to die
been diagnosed with No Bitches Disorder and its incurable
Well that's three more months of Saccharomyces boulardii bloody well ordered then isn't it
>>222160061>éwoke
>>222160090they took my meter out and replaced it with a smart meterwhole world gone woke
>>222160061This will entice kids to mosque. Take from that what you will.
endless entertainment
>>222159223alright
>>222160091reckon that's a good mindset since you gotta die anyways
wokémon
can't wait to see my gf tomorrow ladswe are going to eat at a breakfest restaurant togethershe's very cute and i enjoy spending time with her
Tim was on the champagne at 5am this morning
>>222160137he lives the life of a high ranking colonial officer in the 19th century
https://www.top50gastropubs.com/list/1-50LADS WHY AM I READING ABOUT THE BEST GASTRO PUBS IN THE COUNTRYT INSYEAD OF DOING THE WORK IM REALLY BEHIND ON FUCK SAKE MENTAL ILLNESS HELP
>>222160126Just saw mine after not seeing her in 5 days. Had some sexo and cuddled and agreed that we should hang out tonight. And do more sexo.
>>222160149got the ick from this post
>>222160137Poppin' bottles in the ice, like a blizzardWhen we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzeredSippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) like Three 6Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6
>>222160152yes when i see mine again we will shag morelove kissing, touching, hugging, cuddiling, and putting my willy in her fanny also like talking to her as well
>>222160159moet could use this as a marketing picture
>>222160149ADHD mate
Really hate my job but parentbergs won't let me leave (still live with them you see), what's the quickest but also the most blameless way to get sacked?
>>222160181For me it was moving out then quitting
>>222160166what about buying her gifts and taking her to nice placesfeels good doing that for my gf
why don't the care bames step in and stop tim boozing all day
>>222160126>You wouldn't know her; She lives in Canada
>>222160114for me it's the humble crack pipe
This does not look good
>>222160190I'll have to pay rent then you see, and that's not something I want to do
If homosexuals were put on an island and told to build a civilisation do you know how many further generations would result? The answer is zero by the way, if you were confused.
>>222160204this is a shaggers general mate
>>222160068Sounds a bit shit that.
>>222160137>>222160159when did he get his macbook? what model is it?
>>222159500Ah that's cute
I am cooked and I do mean cooked
>>222160160hs?
>>222160221Would also be the result if you were put on an island with 100 women rorke, you unfuckable squib.
Here's to Timbo, he's true blueHe's a pisspot through and throughHe's a schizo in a homeGetting smashed out of his dome
>>222160234whats that in real money
>>222160181Get sexually harassed by the fit older woman in HR
>>222160182At least he has his hair. Why doesn't he just stop drinking and lose some weight?
>>222160191yes i also like doing those things as wellwill buy her a gift for her birthday next week
>>222160221it would result in many generations of superAIDS
>>222160248Got the ick from this post
>>222160221many gay men and lesbians have children
>>222160258About tree fiddy
Maybe I should become an alcoholic
>>222160159Look at that lovely view. I wish I had a view like this and a comfy armchair.
>>222160258About 4.2 million RMB
anyway, four pounds a dollar
>squibnigga thinks this harry potter. abada kedabra nigga
>>222160278Don't even know how to reply to someone as evidently brainless as you.
Reckon I'd do alright in a home apart from trying to hide my prodigious masturbatory habits
Don't care about nations any more, defunct concept when half the people you see every day are brownI've been successfully demoralised
Can anyone tell me if I should go and see new spielbergstein disclosure day movie? /x/ says it's soft disclosure to get us used to the idea of aliens and then they're going to tell us about the real aliens but he hasn't made a good film in recent memory What do the very intelligent people on here think is the likely outcome?
shit has been spewing out my arse for nearly 10 minutes straight and theres still no end in sight
fuck borders and shit
at psychwardtoil and nursebergs are late with my medication, they're too busy trying to teach the other patients basic life skills by framing it as "mindfulness"
mad how everything in the world makes complete sense but no one is capable of understanding it all because we have limited brains
the normies will pay for oppressing us
>>222160343God's perfect design
>>222160340slam one of them down on their colouring pencil that'll make them sit up and notice
William Shatner hat.
>>222160358s
>>222160340is it like that futurama episode where fry thinks hes a robot
>>222160331Can't stand to look at Emily Blunt's bogged moon face
Mental how my landlord tried to increase the rent by £40 a month even though shit breaks constantly and he never bothers fixing anythingThank god I'm finally moving out of this overpriced shithole
Sir Timothy James Byrne
>>222160367shatner? i didn’t even cum in her!
Mad how my OCD went away just by ignoring intrusive thoughts
No way they'll admit ayys are real they never let us have anything that coolPlus the Muslims would lose it
The new atheists were honestly preferable to this current crop of tradlarpersThis era of Internet religiosity won't really last and will be looked at with embrassment by most participants in 10-20 years.
I'm set for retirement
pulling a very long shit out of my arse like a magician's handkerchief trick
>>222160375Maybe if you weren't so cheap and paid him a fair rate he'd have money to fix things?
>>222160401Mental how incels will look at this and get annoyed for some reason.
>>222160371CHANGE PLACES!
>>222160396>This era of Internet religiosity won't really last and will be looked at with embrassment by most participants in 10-20 years.This is the case for pretty much every internet trend
>>222160396seems like the height has already passedbut people are always going to be looking for meaning
>>222160436Which only really furthers my point that it is performative.
Really no reason for the wool stairs to exist is there
Mad how mainstream Christianity is absolutely fine with the idea of space aliens and they would probably be turning up on their doorsteps with copies of yhe bimble translated into fhpkknnwj a month after finding out about them
>>222160426i misread it and thought the husband was doing everything
>>222160395I really want it though, need some intelligent ayys to come in and make people stop having stupid fucking holy wars, vapourise all the billionaires and set us up for fully automated luxury gay space communism
>>222160448Your mum's performative
>>222160458Reading the bimble
>>222160471She is a singer in a rock band so I would hope so.
jews are distracting the goy cattle with alien shite again to get attention away from israel/palestine/iran and the collapse of the economy are they
Mad how the existence of aliens wouldn't make me any less racist at all
Also djinn can be muslim so why not ayys
Did the yhe binble meme come from a diego misspellinf?
>>222160460i really want your faggot ass to be transformed into fertilizer
>>222160401>take 37 photos until I approve 1Worst thing about going on holiday with exberg was how she'd make me take a million pictures and videos of her for her social mediaAs a result there are not many pictures of us together on holiday so all I have of those times are memories. Hope I don't get dementiaIs there anything scarier than dementia?
>>222160486your mum's a freaky bitch
nazi memes i posted 10 years ago is some 20 year old zoomers entire personality
deport all canadians from the threadimport more australians
Ayys not AsiansLittle green men not little brown men
i'm a racist in that i think there are differences between the races but i'm philosophically opposed to hating any sentient being for being born as or into something because they had no say in that
im getting goy fatigueplease set the goyim extinction bomb off NOW
>>222160496Any lifeform intelligent enough to get here is too smart to not be racist themselves.
People compare Invincible to The Boys but Invincible is miles better. The violence in Invincible serves a point, the violence in The Boys is pornographic shite.Omni man is a way better character than Homelander.
if aliens existed we'd be like pakis to them
>>222160513*zzzzzzzaps you*
>>222160540Nothin' against 'emJust don't want 'em hereSimple as
>>222160517Lass I used to toil with said her daughter only goes on holiday with her to take photos for Instagram, grim existence
just had the hottest shower of my life lads feel like a steamed pudding ready to be drowned in custard
>People compare Invincible to The Boys but Invincible is miles better. The violence in Invincible serves a point, the violence in The Boys is pornographic shite.Omni man is a way better character than Homelander.
>>222160550both shows target demographic is homosexuals like yourself who's arseholes have fallen out like a slinky
>>222160550This slop is better than that slop. I can not put into words how little I fucking give a shit about your capeslop.
can't believe my nigga scolyer finally carked it.. RIP big dog
Don't hate them just don't want to see, hear or smell them
Believe there mignt be lifeforms on other planets, but do not believe in any kind of Contact or UFO nonense. Just schizo american paranoid nonsense.
>>222160550I understand that the Invincible comics are much more gory whereas The Boys is the opposite, the comics are much more tell and don't show
i’m an alien
>>222160611Alri Sting
next season homelander is definitely going to go nuts and wreak havoc!
aliens are goyim distractions
>>222160575Fucked it mate
>>222160593The likelihood is that there have been advanced civilisations in the past, but we will never know about them
SEX 15: THE WAR OF PORNHUB ACTORS
>>222160575>>222160580>>222160583I'm currently doing a dissertation on The Cambridge Platonists and the Metaphysical Poets.I can engage with popular culture happily as I do not need to prove my intellectual and spiritual acuman through the media I enjoy
>>222160628too early to be arsed
Please upvote for visibility.
Remember BlueskyWhat was that all about then
rorke getting a text saying "your willy is rubbish"
>I'm currently doing a dissertation on The Cambridge Platonists and the Metaphysical Poets.>I can engage with popular culture happily as I do not need to prove my intellectual and spiritual acuman through the media I enjoy
>>222160630Do not think that is likely at all actually.
performative /brit/ posting
>>222160666He wouldn't say that.
>>222160666mirin that stay puft tbqh
Minecraft Gay Sex Update
>He wouldn't say that.
i write my /brit/ posts down and set them to post on a timer so i won't even see the thread
Not a rorke myself but a new kind of person I can't stand is the lefty lad who likes footy and oasis but also makes sure to say 'maaaate, maaaaate not on maate' when you say anything heckin misogynistic. Just a very unnatural combination.
>>222160656Doing an international exchange with a 14 year old girl from Wobigong Gully
>>222160732Have a mate like this, think he's the only person in the country who genuinely likes Keir Starmer
>>222160732that happened to you yeah or just imagined it and were annoyed by it?
said i'd start work at 9hadn't got otu of bed yetsaid i'd start work at 10been shitposting on 4chansaid i'd start work at 11lol still not started shitposting hereFUCK SAKE LADS IM SO BEHIND AS IT IS WHAT AM I DOING WHY AM IS O BRAINDEAD
Rorke buying a Redmagic phoneOr maybe Leftypol I don't know who it's aimed at desu
>>222160732Fucking hate them. The lad who casually shags women and calls them tarts, and misogynistic terms over pints with the lads, but then when you say anything about browns they call the national guard on you
don't have any friends because if they ever were to say something to me that wasn't in line with my politics i would strangle them with my bare hands
>>222160645Well this is embarrassing (for you)
>>222160784So much for the tolerant Left
>>222160766Aella at home
>>222160732PoliticsJOE be like
gymberg ruining my diet and forcing me to eat shitty chicken breast all the time because literally nothing else has as much protein per penny spent
Morning lads, just got up. Having me morning wuppa then heading off out for me weekly swim and sauna sesh. It’s a hard life but someone has to do it.
>>222160793i am a nazi actually
could never go to canada cause id just start instinctively swinging at cunts the instant i step off the plane
Is suede on shoes gay
>thauna thesh
>>222160808well there's powdered spirulina but it does contain concerning amounts of, erm, cyanide
>>222160813it's got socialist right there in the name
>>222160817don't know why you would feel the need to phsyically assult women's vaginas
>>222160809>wuppamy bumhole just violently twitched I cringed so hard
genuinely crash out when one of the lads invites someone dressed like this to the pub
>>222160732https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780913538432651.webm
>>222160847It's hhl, got bullied out of britfeel and now he tries to subtly blogpost over here
>>222160838it truenazism incorporates right wing and left wing politics (the best aspects of both in my personal opinion)
>>222160813emmett…. i thought you was dead
>>222160841poof
>>222160849Why is he dressed like me in 2002?
>>222160841potentially the least funny reply i’ve ever received
>>222160732It's called DeanoLeftism and emerged out of ladbible politicsjoe types
>>222160864don't know who that is and don't care to find out in the slightest
am an autist branching out into new foods and tried salmon lately, nice but doesnt have a strong taste. what should i put on it to make it taste better
>>222160880love receiving don't you
>>222160732>the lefty lad who likes footy and oasis but also makes sure to say 'maaaate, maaaaate not on maate' when you say anything heckin misogynisticIt's just the latest iteration in the larping as the working class meme
>>222160894thats better x
>>222160893get it breaded
>"what did you just say about minorities mate?"
>>222160893lemon juice, garlic and butter is all you need
serves her right…she trusted a moid!
>>222160849Saw an obviously autistic zoomer female student with lank blonde hair and glasses wearing that drip the other dayRock hard it was
>>222160893marinate it in soy sauce oyster sauce garlic and ginger paste
there will be no marryo kaht for THREE WEEKS
>>222160908a strong gust of wind could knock this zoomer homonculus phaggot over lmao
>>222160893english muffin with smoked salmon, poached egg, and hollandaise
>>222160893Farmed salmon sucks but it's likely all you'll get unless you go to a proper fish monger. They're filled with parasites and diseases and pump in the pink dye because misery makes them white. Basically any salmon you eat now is disgusting compared to salmon twenty years ago. Like the difference between a free range corn fed chicken and a battery farmed asda smart price frozen breast with no flavour.
bought some plastics for my 3d printermatte black and transparent orange
Really struggle to build a mental model of a young lad who's a leftypol but otherwise normalLike you don't have to be a Rorke but how do you grow up around normal lads and end up with the opinions of a woman on reddit
Haven't had a proper tuna steak in DECADES
carmela soprano reluctant gentle femdom nursing handjob with the sound of her many bracelets and long acrylic nails softly clinking with each wrist stroke
Advice to Yanks and Canucks, if you must insist on posting here stop trying to emulate us. Just be yourself.
>>222160957>10:02ah yes, the olds
>>222160944Being around women in sixth form and university forces them to adhere to womens' views
>misery makes them whitevgh
>>222160226think its the new cheap one
>>222160957Nigga wants me to upload ID alongside my dick pics omds
>>222160850https://www.tiktok.com/@lukemcfchaaland/video/7210433484953832709
>>222160944sometimes you have to pretend to be a reddit lib to get pussy lad nothing to be ashamed of
>>222160957It's over for Rorke
>>222160951what furio was thinking
>>222160951gp
why would anyone want to emulate poms? Have you seen the state of your country?
>>222160985The thing is they get less pussy by doing that. The shaggers are the ones calling women tarts to their face and they still want to sleep with them. Leftypol cannot comprehend this
>>222160965orbital gigatrvkecringe my fucking nut off when i see one of them drop a “lad” or a “crisps” or something, modern day minstrel negroes
>>222161001Yet you post here every day all day.
>>222160957>91% is self-generatedOh right so it's a completely made up problem then grand
Rorke getting confused and trying to pass the age verfication test with his phone down his pants
>>222160944this is very common here as well, you will have a normal looking white man who will attack you if you say something mean about trannies or non whites and then you will have absolute freaks who hold based opinionsi blame the jews and their subversion of cultural norms
>>222161003never felt the inside of a vagina have you lad
Why can't we all just be friends?
>>222161035i like them all except americans because they are too brown and gay
who's baking then
>>222159987China has done an absolute number on the West
>>222161035yanks
>>222161028More than you I can guarantee
It's almost like Australians aren't emulating poms, we ARE British
Bit weird how obsessed Starmer is with thisAllegations coming his way in future I reckon
>>222160951corrr
New>>222161067>>222161067>>222161067
the preformative australian
>>222161035based jamaica
>>222161063the starmster is genuinely autistic
>>222159537t. timmycuck
>>222160982creasing
