SEX 19: CUM MONSTER
Australian Prime Minister Angela White
Gordon Dopeman fighting the Cannabine for the last remaining bongo on Earth
>no edition
https://voca.ro/18X7f1EMGIRs Listen to this and give feedback I BEG YOU
>>222164314sounds fine
>>222164314cba jordanbro
Raping my bed
watching THE SIMPSONS
how can you even come back from this? brutalhttps://x.com/Nimbopill/status/2063707282009973109
why should zoomers be out of the flat on a monday
are sir idris elba
getting moo deng drawn and quartered
>>222164368what did bart write on the chalkboard
imagining a grim bald millenial posting in here crammed into a flat with 4 other zoomers
might to Jordan and teach English to teenage girls
>>222164369just b urself bro
>>222164388noooooooooo
>>222164418Poor David :(
>>222164418disgusting jester, makes me sick looking at him
>>222164369completed it m8
>>222164418the humiliation ritual
>>222164383One of the good ones
>>222164383boomer libs still not getting that black people find tokenism insulting
>>222164451
>>222164451don't tell me he's fallen that far...he used to only shoot with the lushest trannards
>>222164451what happened to robes >>222164451
>>222164451me on the right
warsaw afro nights look fye
hey asshole he cant help ya i know what you ah okay i know what you ah and i know what you ah not im the best friend you have on the face of this eahth and im gonna help ya understand something you punk your no fuckin cop
just got a strange feeling
>>222164391nothing it skipped straight to homer pulling up in the drive
mental isn't it how mad it all is
>>222164519sexo>>222164520cute :3
>>222164271>welcome to Weed 17, you have smoken or choose to smoke...
>>222164523why do they all look the same and wear the same trousers
Been on the yearn grind a lot lately
Just got a feelingThat's someone's bumming meAnd I got no virginity
>>222164271https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slRsexrhbG8
my invention is almost complete
>>222164523They all got blacked
any unlovable toad like men in?
>>222164564probably friends
>>222164539
cody you friggin jagoff what the frick
rorke on a mad one https://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/2063673602088530301
>>222164591The SexHaver9000?
there you go you big mouth fuck
Watched every YouTube video
>>222164634Good on bin lad for this. Guy was being a cunt
>>222164612me monke
>>222164634This is something I’d do (I’m well hard)
>there's already been a shooting at the WC and it hasnt even started yet
>>222164446looks are the only the matter m8rather be a tall attractive chad than be richalso that jeet probably works as an uberjeet
>>222164694cor
>>222164694Even I have a better arse than that
Was with my gf for 3 years now.Bought her a gaming PC for her birthday that cost just shy of £2500.She broke up with me the day after. Completely blindsided me.I've since heard from a friend of her friend that she'd been planning to break up with me for months but just wanted to wait because she knew I was getting her this.I've done some more digging and managed to get some screenshots from 2 mutuals where she admits to them that she was/had been holding out until her birthday so she'd get it.I've had a look and it seems like the PC is hers under UK law; but the thing is I'd have never spent that money on her if she wasn't my girlfriend.Does the fact she was planning to ditch the relationship and was just waiting on the present first have any bearing on whether I can take this pc back?
catberg screaming to be let in my room then sprinting away at mach 20 as soon as i open the door, typical woman
>>222164624miss when ai was just shitty 254x254 pictures of a heavily distorted shrek doing funny stuff
>>222164694Voted most likely to grow up into an ironing board award
>>222164689sorry, i was just testing my rifle, i didnt mean any harm :(
it should be called the world clup haha
>>222164689Mad how everyone thought qatar and Russia would be disasters but they were fine and the yank one is fucked
>>222164716Will not be engaging with this reddit copy paste job. Get a better hobby.
>>222164634>haha got him>oh fuck that bike might kill someone*legs it*
bonnie blue's fetus getting battered with ethanol and nicotine as we speak
right well
>>222164701it's impossible for a tall attractive chad to not be rich because life opportunities are given to him on a silver platter
>>222164723
> rather be a tall attractive chad than be richOnly an American could say something so out of touch
uh, yeesh.
erm
Right well that's a hairy bumhole that is
they've got bars in japan where you can pop in for a fanta and blowjob
>>222164754please tell me that's a girl's arsehole
>>222164754Literally wanking over this
>>222164779If you think that’s hairy I’ve got something to show you
>>222164765exactly, the meekspill proves this
>>222164782we have that here as well it's called your mum's house
>>222164723soulful ai
>>222164779stubbly at best really
>>222164716>spending money on women
>>222164782>service is fastyeh its in asia afterall
>>222164782running for pm with implementing these as my #1 policy
>>222164766the bingbing whatsapp yahoo as it were
>>222164794While I'm sure that your arsehole is hairier (I have no reason to doubt your claim), that bumhole was de facto hairy
sikhs is are briish judaeo-christian values innit bruv
>>222164708may we see it
(possibly jewish)
bore off m8
Got a 20cm willy
>>222164782the japanese truly cannot suffer
>>222164863mormons are the jews of christianity however
why do men cope so hard about looks?
Ahem this is sus
and foid the long way
>the meekspill
>>222164896>tongue in cheek post with 11 likes from 4 years agosort it out
>>222164920https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZrfh3WMUi4
frightened
well that's him done then
>>222164716I heard something on the radio the other day about women who are campaigning for new laws around deceit in relationships. They think it should be illegal for someone to string their partner along with lies. The particular lie they were talking about was people who falsely say to their partner that they want kids. So a person gives up their fertile years by staying with a liar who claims to want kids but has no actual plan of having kids. Maybe laws like this could apply to the situation you have copied/pasted from Reddit.
>>222164863imagine caring about legogrow up
>>222164933recycled twitter screencaps are the peak of american posting power unfortunately
>>222164939ktimutterly scared by the future and what it holds
>>222164940she would throw herself at him if given the chance
the twitter screencaps
Dad posted this on the family group chat
what are these weird chud creatures
>>222164974ok but we're talking about me?
>>222164946no such law would be allowed to apply in a way that could benefit a male
>>222164973The hairpill is undeniable. And the heightpill. All the rest is cope.
Just did a gigantic 3 in the toil bog. Toilstein went after me, he won't be too pleased about it
>>222164989some kind of monkey
>>222165020hope you clogged that fucker up lad
>>222164940I would never ever ever ever ever ever unfairly criticise the appearance of a woman more attractive than me
leftypol screaming about women's rights in afghanistan but not thinking twice walking past a fully covered muzzie doing their husband's shopping at 8am in their own country
>>222164984i want to kms for understanding this
>>222165043any more scathing hot takes from 2015 twitter
Me? In that Subway. Got that new BBQ pulled pork footlong sub. Made it a meal deal because might as well. It lush x
we must be better women
>>222165011ethnicity and face are part of the holy trinity along with height
need deer footed foid
clav lowkey falling off on the chad rankings
>>222165068I’d be seething if I was her because she’s fit irl
In my entire life I have never once gotten anything other than a chicken classic from subway
>you wake up in scotland
>>222165059the mayo and tomato sub so it is
>>222165059if I ever saw someone take out their phone to take a photo of their food in subway I would do nothing then go home and post on /brit/ that they are subhuman scum
>>222165030Almost, a solid three-flusher
>>222165083grim. The chicken is all filler.
>>222165089*grabs him with my physgun and flings him away*
>>222165089speckmon freebam
Rorke complaining about Muslim women doing shopping got their husband and then crying on Twitter about how much he wants a tradwife
>>222165099damn, next time
>>222165073
>>222165073wtf happenedis clav washed?who is zeta
we need more indoor cricket areas in this country. it's june and the weather is shit. can't play cricket in that
>>222165073just punched my wall
Why did the frog become a draw while the others were no dime jobbers?
>>222165182feels good man
might get my bug cannon out and fire bugs at youse allin fact, thats what im going to do
>>222165073this is so gay lmao
>>222165073clav is the incel’s chad of choice
>>222165191you just know it smells like chihuahua placenta in there
>>222165191Thot daughter or Stuttgart 2025 femboy convention son?
>>222165191Is that xqc on the left?
>>222165191oh my precious umbunnies... you look.... different than what i was.... expecting....
>>222164989Tiger
>>222165191whats with the masks? it's 2025!
Donald Trump is not only the most corrupt president we have ever had. Donald Trump is also the worst president we have ever had. And he is not only the most corrupt, and the worst president we have ever had; he's also the worst gangster we have ever had.
Iran did what to Iran??
>>222165289We have to admit that Trump's war strategy is working, almost no one is talking about the Epstein Files.
smacky lips
rorke hiding under the covers when the washing machine is on the scary bit
do your boobs hang low?can you swing 'em to and fro?can you tie 'em in a knot?can you tie 'em in a bow?can you swing 'em over your shoulder?like a regimental soldier
Here's how the next 2 and a half years are going to go down: it'll keep getting worse until the midterms, where the house will easily go blue and the Senate probably will too. Then they'll call and pass a vote to end the war. The executive branch will ignore it, the house will draw up articles of impeachment and pass them, but the Senate will vote to acquit since the Dems can't reach 67 seats. Then it keeps going until 2029 when the next president hopefully withdraws. But by then the damage will be done and the resulting messs will be blamed on the democrats and the dumbass Americans will eat it up as they always do.
>>222165191Boy convention
>>222165191you never hear about femmen it's always femboywhy is that
>>222165339This is politics... but this isn't /pol/!What the HECK (sorry for my language) is happening here???
did bog fart save the white race yet
>>222165338the yank smelling emma watson's farts
>>222165338Some kind of bird I presume?
>>222165338just inventing new animals now are they
>>222165339nah how many seats??? skull emoji
>>222165283he's just a more clownish version of andrew jackson
it's all too much for a brotha like me
>>222165435So fucking hot
>>222165435state of that wall mounted tv
chatgbt is we gettin another stinalous check
>>222165435Get the BWC in her
>>222165435The FUCKING pop toys. Need to smash this cunt up with a sledge.
Catberg's got a cob on because it's pissing down and he doesn't like going out in the rainNo point taking it out on me, it's not my fault...
>>222165503Speak to Keir get him sort out the weather machine he's been acting like a right cunt with it lately
>>222165503>and he doesn't like going out in the rainyeah the mice and birds dont like him going outside at a ll
>>222165522you people know the prime minister doesn't actually control the weather rightthey have staffers that do that
get the sodding biomass dissolved
>>222165534Shows how much you know. It's a sacred duty and power that ONLY the king and prime minister are allowed to wield. They sometimes let celebrities and visiting dignitaries have a go which is why we got that heatwave in march that tricked everyone into thinking it was spring.
Kojima definitely hit
Tired of this performative racism
of course now that i think about it kier sacked all his staffers over the mandelson thingmaybe he just hasn't figured out how the controls work yet
>>222165573What am I going to do with all that tainted liquid? Whole different kettle of problems you daft twat. Not going to go dumping it in the north sea and killing off all the fishes and seals
rorkes da
>>222165338supposedly these niggas smell like buttered popcorn
think the weather machine is more magic than electronic
>>222165503catberg demands to be let out when it's raining and always regrets it lolshe'll get a few steps out the door and realise it's cold and wet, look back at me for a moment, then turn back around and stubbornly continue anyway
>>222165591Fictional beast
>>222165615
>>222165597Kojima is truecel
the only solution is to launch them into the sun
>>22216563820c is cold In Australia
>>222165597biggest ick of my life looking at that lady in the back with the ill fitting heels (not hunter she's an angel)
proto gf replying back instantly everytime, cant bear doing this much texting
around the world in 80 days, the jackie chan movie, is 2 hours longjust staggering level of arrogance
>>222165616Rorke in the background picking his nose
>>222165681ok
>>22216571538, true
>>222165413Roaring
>>222165715whats this then
>>22216533967
>>222165734
>>222165734places i've pooped
>>222165715Wrong! I'm 36
rorke getting exposed
right well thats a red bull red rocket
right
well hmmmmm
>>222165764can't do this in tel aviv
>>222165764well
>>222165764Not sure that's a good idea
>>222165756>ireland>3right, forgot that whenever the taigs mess up they claim to be scottish
credit score went up, let's gooooooooo
a lot of you niggas need help
>>222165756whys come there ain’t never been no italian president?
will have to start looking for an incel flat
13°C really is the perfect temperature
giving the aforementioned catberg a kiss and a cuddle
poo deng
I am a pharmacist and 99% of my peers are nonchalant about learning about medicine and don't give a fuck about youi am like the only nerd who gives a shit or somethingdon't get sick
>>222165858Catnonce
>>222165764Jacking off to this rn
>>222165858it lovely
Dog eats Bean Burrito in 1 second
>>222165839they're all in waste management
>>222165916impossible
>>222165928not a vampire werewolf ceo billionaire myself so cant even imagine dating a girl this cute and hot
>>222165529it's a free country he can do what he wants
>>222165928She's too fat to be Rebecca
>>222165856at home: 15-25 is okon holiday: 30+
>>222165681Anything under 20 is jumper weather yeah
>>222165928I hate women
PAVE.THEM.OVER.
nigerians: 1000+
simpcity has been down for 2 weeksit over
i am coming to ingland to captcha your family
mad how i slept 12 hours last night and im fucking knackeredcant win
mental how you can give someone a hooked nose and they instantly look more evil
>>222166034oy
Business idea: boobies. Big wet ones sliding up and down my naked body. Any takers?
>>222166034you've been socialised to think this
>>222166051proposed this yesterday
>>222166062no i realised myselfeveryone with a hook nose would look nicer and friendlier with a normal one
>>222166069You snooze you lose
Do the flat earthers have a point. The world looks flat in pictures
>>222166143i think they're wrong but i hope they're right
>>222166143no i dont think so
>>222166099Hello
I'm an alabama nigger and I want to be free
foreskin adds an inch to your girth
>lots of tech repair shops but none of them do headphones grim
tell me why we shouldn't make all central streets in cities denser and taller to be 5 or 6 stories like in paris. why do we need to take up so much space with sprawling 2 floor terraced hourses. just level and densify
Genuinely grim as fuck that people go to Butlins for a holiday.
watching a local united church service on youtubefirst five speakers were female and all stated their pronouns as she/her. what are the odds?
Got the Perkins fired up ty britain
>>222166215Haha true. Couldn’t be me. For me it’s Benidorm
>>222166214would lower boomer and investor property values
>>222166228BIGGED
>>222166215it cheap and kids love it
>>222166199That's because they're not actually tech repair shops
>>222166263lol
Searching for posts that contain ‘get the migrants’ and in ‘be’. 1249 results found.OCD can ruin lives.
going back to Tangier
>>222166263sex like chalking a pool cue
>>222166281Go on…
>>222166228mental they probably thought it over for months at a minimum and still came to the conclusion "yeah lets birth two children into the world who have a 95%~ chance of being born with a debilitating disability that causes constant chronic pain, partial blindness and a massively shortened life expectancy"
>>222165967Mental post. Anything above 15c is torture.
>King Charles approves Bank Holiday for next week to ensure fans can watch the World Cupget in de lads
>>222166236I mean legit Benidorm actually feels like a holiday because you have the warm med sea, nice beaches, tapas and beer with mountain and sea views etc. Butlins is literally a giant dirty tent and looks like an airport.>>222166270Who the fuck cares what the kids love? Imagine working and that's your holiday. Ahhh, forgot that most Butlins clientele are probably dossers. They don't need a proper holiday s much I suppose.
>>222166308money laundering outfits for immigrant gangscome on palget a cluephone repair / vapes odd combo isnt itdoesnt matter to them
>>222166263What the fuck
>>222166228>know any children you have are guaranteed to be stunted misshapen freaks>have children anyway
if i speak big trouble
>>222166346enough about your parents tho
>>222166326>Who the fuck cares what the kids love?99% of the people that go to butlinswith their kids
>>222166143all pictures are flat, mateglad i could help x
PANTY RAID ON CRYSTAL CAFE!*louie louie starts playing*
>>222166317>>222166346Bit eugenic
>>222166263she won't repeat the mistakes of her parentsgood on her
>>222166364poison seler i need your strongest poisons
>>222166317disabled people like that are basically forced to cope that "well MY lifes worth living, so my children's will be too!" because if they admit that their life is severely diminished and extremely humiliating compared to a normal persons they'd have to kill themselves
>>222166331>phone repair / vapes odd combo isnt itphones are tech, vapes are techdry cleaner or shoe repairs/key cutters has been a cliche business model for decades at least too
>>222166326>Benidorm actually feels like a holidayso does butlins to people who go there
>>222166391my poisons are far too powerful for you, doomer
just found maggots inside a cup that once had cream in it
>>222166364mad how much sanctionedsuicide mentally raped this entire countrycouldnt possibly be that they committed suicide for reasons other than a website, because then that might mean somebody is to blame!
>>222166450>>222166450>>222166450
hm that looks like a dead exploded corpse so ill be hiding that post
benidorm is fucking grim toosurrounded by fat bazzas and their ogrish wives as you try and squeeze between them for a small spot on a beach to lie there in the sun and do fuck all elsewhat's the point
just clicked thatnot good
>>222166440UM x
>>222166440wish I didn't open this after eating :/
>>222166367Sad!>>222166402Sad!
>>222166461Benidorm has miles and miles of beach and you can just drive to nearby coastal towns too, there's never an issue finding space.>do fuck all elseWhat do you want to do on holiday but relax in the sun, have a swim, eat good food and drink good drink?
>>222166324Nasty trick
>>222166364:(
